I'm going to kill myself Quads choose how I do it Roll
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I'm going to kill myself
Quads choose how I do it
Roll Quints and I stream it
>>679180097
reroll
>>679180037
suffocate yourself by putting your head up a vagina
>>679180366
this.
>>679180894
roll
>>679180976
roll
heroin
old age
die!!!!
1111 flame
Get eaten by some wild animal
OP will never deliver he is a fucking sandnigger lover
Could you fucking not?
>>679180037
old age
GIVE ME QUINTS!!!!
>>679182212
reroll
>>679182212
off by 6676, so fucking close m8.
>being this retarted
Shotgun to the dick!
Cut your ears off
>>679180037
Roll for streaming, don't give a shit how, just let the other anons decide
Eat a raincoat
>>679183031
reroll
Stick your head in a deep fryer
rawling
rollololl
need those quints or atleast quads...
u dont
Run into a black neighbourhood with fried chicken and grape soda while screaming "HERE NIGGY NIGGY NIGGY!"
>>679180037
Roll
Let a horse rape you in the ass. Stream it faggot.
rell
Fuck a goat in the headquarter of ISIS
Drink bleach
buy a bomb
shoot yourself in the head with a large calliber bullet *cheers*
>>679180037
Old age
>>679180037
get a suit,hat and a whip,go to the nearest hood and smack a nigger in the face then say it was just a prank bro.repeat until you get shot.
climb up a beautiful mountain, enjoy the view then jump
Cut your intestines out and hang yourself
rellelelelel
jump
rol
rell
rullin
>>679180037
roll
need. quints. rOLL
need. quints. rOLLIN
op will deliver yes yes
>>679180037
rolling on behalf of the McDuck Family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
rellin
>>679188867
this
There is a god!
>>679188885
FUCK THAT MISS
ROL
Fuck a dog to death
Death by horsecock
Zezima just logged on
roll nigger, if quads then choke on shit
>>679189135
Re-roll
Rolllllllllllll ffs
shoot for the quints
meet the love of your life , marry ,then take her to paris, kill yourself on the psg vs chelsea game that probably will happen in the future
rolling for skinning your face and bleeding out
drown self.
burn your house down with you in it
>>679183826
Rolling for this
>>679188890
so close
roll, jump off bridge
claw eyes out
>>679180037
Die of old age
>>679180037
Jump rope until you die.
lock yourself in a room with no food or drink with a 24/7 stream
Choke on dicks
flay chunks of skin until you bleed out
death through anal penetration
shove rocks up your asshole until you die
death by malaria
>>679191350
m8 that one's going to take a long time.
OP how about you post on 4chan til you get cancer?
Stab yourself
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OP is a faggot?
eat shit and die
food old fashioned 9mm
>>679192092
roll
masturbate till death
Don't kill yourself, fag.
Jump from empire state claimig god is calling you
cut off penis and choke on it
>>679194243
roll
just do it
>>679188885
Can't we just go with this? OP has feels anyway.
>>679188885
fuck
>>679194446
DAMN IT
>>679194446
close but no cigar
Rolling for death by puppies.
shoot urself nigger
Re roll for attaching razor blades to a ceiling fan and jumping into it.
shoot in head
rolling for stream
rolling for seppuku
go and do pranks in the hood until you get shot
Death by copper
Don't do it fgt
Cover mattress in salt
Down 200 Tylenol crushed and mixed in water
Cut off skin of pen's and tip
Turn on blender and stick both hands in
Jump on salt
Wait to bleed out
>>679196447
Penis not pen's
>quads
Pussy. You deserve to die of old age, poor and alone in a decrepit nursing home at the age of 93.
Don't kill yourself and seek professional help.
>>679196622
agreed
i choose that you dont do it
>>679196622
Aye dub dubs
hang urself, it will be better @ the other side
>>679180037
rolling for you to stay alive
stay alive you fag
roll, sting yourself to death
>>679197999
lol, trips, close, sort of
stab yourself
360 no scope
>>679188045
With the intestines
>>679195727
Roll
shoot up a school, kill a bunch of normies. Seriously, you want to die so bad then make it worthwhile. Suicide by cop faggot. Yell I have a gun at a cop and run at them. Stream that shit for us anons and make us proud.
>>679180037
Get fucked in the ass by random faggots until you get aids. Die from it.
Stab your gut and pull out your intestines then attempt to eat them
kill your family first
>>679198600
Dubz get. Nao rollin 4 quads.
>>679198637
>>679198600
Any of these
>>679198600
Rollin for this.
piss to death
>>679180037
Turn yourself inside out>>679198384
>>679198788
Nice dubz faggot.
>>679198878
so close
>>679198600
Rollin.
>>679198600
Rollin.
>>679180037
u need to stay alive i bet u r getting a gf soon...
Fight some wild animal with a GoPro on
>>679180037
die from old age
Water poisoning
>>679199026
>>>679198600 (You)
Roll for shoot up school then kill self. If you're not in school, shoot up shopping mall.
Don't
Shit on 9/11 memorial
>>679199116
>>>679199026 (You)
>>>>679198600 (You)
Supers amefagging the hell out of it!
wood chipper
>>679198600
Rolololol
>>679199123
Rolling for shopping mall. More targets tbh.
>>679199324
99999 get.
>>679199423
>99999 get.
dont do it
shoot yourself while there are family/friends around OR in public
>>679199471
>99999 get
>>679199565
>99999 get
>>679199621
>99999 get
>>679199557
reroll
>>679180037
Inb4 scriptwhore
Fuck you liar. This is just a faggot attention seeking thread. You won't kill yourself pussy.
Get fucked in the ass by random faggots until you get aids. Die from it.
>>679199123
Rolling >9999 get
>>679196975
Rolllllllling?
>>679199771
THIS!
Eat a giant dick and choke to death on it
>>679196975
this
Cut your divk off and choke on it until you die
Let's be classy, stick a knife up your anus and bleed out
>>679199843
>THIS!
Roll fo shooting up shopping mall niggers
>quint 9 get, eat till you die
>>679199907
Roll
>>679199881
Rolling
Quintilla get
>>679199923
>THIS!
>>679199950
Rollerino
>>679299999
Fucking shit.
>>679200000
Crap
Hack off your own legs and bleed to death
Not that there will be any quads for awhile or OP will do it even then or OP is still in the thread
do it by waiting plenty of years like the rest of the faggots on earth and dont pussy out of life.
fuck you.
Eat your computer piece by piece.
Put a bird in your asshole, OP
Jump off a building
>>679200449
Won't be quads for another 10,000 posts you cucks
Good luck trying an hour from now, if this thread is still around
OP here. Mom wont let me go to the movies with my friends this weekend, so therefore I'm going to end it all. Besides me loving attention, I'm a huge fag. K thanks bye.
inb4 quints
>>679200660
You mean quints.
> counting is difficult
hang self
if dubs i will hang myself
>>679180037
Hang urself with an cable
>>679182968
Reroll
>>679180037
http://www.metanoia.org/suicide/
>>679203144
Okay, changing my statement, you should take some nigger or Muslim with you
Bleach
>>679202800
shit son better stream it
>>679203435
Roll
>>679203051
Roll
>>679203828
:^)
Op is not going to deliver but I will. All I have to hang myself with are chords for my computer and game system. Am I better off just jumping in front of a train? If so what's the best way to do it and make sure I definatly die quickly? I desperately, almost violently don't want to see tomorrow. If anyone can help me I will give my location so you can look it up when it happens. I promise I will deliver unlike faggot op
>>679183826
Roll
>>679204253
http://www.metanoia.org/suicide/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_azCIe_0Kk&nohtml5=False
>>679204253
Train will be less painful, but cords would be more fun to watch
>>679204253
Talk to us, anon. What troubles you? Why are you so lost?
Fighting isil
>>679199672
Nice rolls faggot
>>679204456
I enjoyed that.
>>679204502
Train it is then. God I hope I can fucking nut up I fucking hate life. I guess I just let myself fall in front of the wheels when I hear the train. I think I can do it
>>679205228
Life is shit. Every day makes me want to slit my wrists. People are shit. All I've ever done is try to be loving and good and all I do is suffer. Suicide is the only reasonable option for my future. I have no future
>>679180037
>>679205691
Life is worth living
>>679204253
Jumping in front of a train will ruin the conductor's day really bad. Seriously, he might need therapy after your stunt. If you can do this some other way, go for that other way instead.
Over-Expand Dong
>>679205830
It's really not. I don't belong here. Noone cares about me and it makes sense. Not because I'm a bad person, but because I'm not the same. I need to die. I am a fucking mistake.
>>679205861
He'll be fine. Be sad when he hears about it in the news and shit, take some time off. But it'll be over and done with. World will keep spinning just like everyone I know after my death. He'll be alright. And he'll be freeing me from hell so in the grand scheme of things he comes out positive, at least in my eyes. He'll be fine
>>679180037
Like a man
>>679205830
Don't start with that inane bullshit. Life is worth living just as long as a certain chemical cocktail in your brain tells you it is.
Take that away and life becomes meaningless because that's what it actually is when you put your chemical-fueled optimism aside.
Point is: life is not worth living unless you think it is; if you don't, it's not.
>>679206178
I don't think it ever will man. I don't belong here. Everything just takes the wind out of me. I can't do it anymore. Nothing matters to me, I don't want a future. I want it to end. Whatever's next must be better than this, and I'm really hoping I just get whipped out of existence. It's all I think about all day, how much I wish I could just be gone forever, no conciousness. I must die
Jump
>>679206746
Have you tried talking about this to someone? Anyone? You don't need to suffer alone, I tried and it really doesn't help. I am genuinely sorry you feel this way bro. Please believe that. But please also believe that there is more. There is a future for you.
>>679207194
I've told me therapist I hate my life. My friends too. I don't bring up suicide cause I know where that will get me, but my friends must have an idea, I'm far less careful with them. I can't see it. I'm empty
Fap yourself to death
>>679206746
There is no 'next' after death, though. There's just nothing. It won't feel good, it won't feel bad, it won't feel like anything at all - for better or for worse - because death means absence of consciousness. Death is not better than living. Death is not worse than living. Death is simply the first thing you'll never experience.
>>679207794
I'm just fine with that. Life is fucking shit.
Now does anyone have any advice for jumping in front of a train to make sure I do it right and make it fast?
Don't kill yourself, eat some chicken instead
>>679196622
also roll
>>679205691
i'm glad you enjoyed it
im not gonna tell you to stop and shit
i am just as low as you, not the same reasons
every day i lose some more of myself
every time i got to bed i wonder why i still wake up
i so shit i keep fucking up and shit every time i try to make other people happy or help them i fuck up
i should live i just eat up resources and time and give noting back
only reason i haven't do it yet is that i promised my little sister not too
i don't want her to cry
llor
>>679180037
>>679180037
the person underme desides to do it
Drink some poison
>>679180037
Roooll
>>679208040
were are you from btw?
>>679208040
Jumping in front of trains is not a novel idea. Conductors will know what to look for and will hit the brakes if they see someone suicidal-looking hanging near the tracks.
The good news is that trains are terrible at braking. They take like a kilometre to come to a full stop.
Here is what I propose: You find yourself a big heavy cargo train. You find a spot where it will be going at great speeds. The countryside works good for this. You wait for it in a bush where the conductor can't see you. When it's much too late to stop, you run to the track and place your throat on the rail. The train should decapitate you.
Or, that's the plan anyway. Not like I've done this before myself.
don't be a fucking asshole and throw yourself in front of a train. Dragging other people into your suicide is a total dick move. Maybe not kill yourself at all, cause bananas and titties
>>679200222
Damn what a waste
>>679209495
I think I know a place. I hope it's quick
>>679209063
New york
>>679196975
please don't do it
I'm suicidal myself but Iknow one day this feeling will go away. Keep with me friend
eat a spoonful of peanut butter and wait for the rest of your life, to die of old age
quints get
eat penis butter
reroll
>>679210345
don't do it man please
Be a NEET, enojoy watching movies and play video games everyday
>>679196975
Rolling for this
I don't care, if you do it and how... But if you do it pls send location so we all know that you are "an Hero" and it would be nice when you stream it. That would entertain us.
Finaly it's your decision.
Choose how to yourself then give me motivational to do the same.
dont do it
kys
>>679180037
Please call this number 1 (800) 273-8255
>>679199995
FUCK SO CLOSE
>>679210345
may you say us where?
Rolling for help
Down in your own shit
>>679211596
agree
travel to japan and kill yourself in the suicide forest
>>679180037
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FvwwLzR_NNY
Rolling for this
old age
>>679205691
No man. Your life is worth so much more than that.
>>679210345
>>679209495
>>679210379
i presume you don't have a gun nor anyone you know shins you have not suggest it
other wise i would suggest you try to take out obam or trum and get kill that way
the train thing when you are out there remember that it is your choirs not ours
also livestream youtube just don't call it suicide stream or it gets booted fast
I've been on /b/ six goddamn years and I still haven't seen anyone kill themselves.
Have any of you?
>>679212488
Do you want to?
bang some hookers, do some drugs, travel to a foreign country. See if you still wanna kill yourself afterwards
>>679212733
Yes.
http://strawpoll.me/7364129 meem
(Quints inc) get a gun and fight the police
beat yourself with a wiffleball bat
>>679214885
roll
shotgun shot in the butthole
>>679180037
commit sudoku
Have to call the mods for this one
>idc just livestream it
Kill yourself with kindness.
Live stream pls
Stop wallowing in self pity and find a hobby and people to talk to, faggot.
>>679196975
rolling for this
Do a flip
Live, laugh, love.
jump naked from your palace
Overdose on homoeopathy.
Cops
Death by old age
Death by snoo snoo
I SUMMON CHUCK!!!
>>679220957
FUCK!!!
>>679220995
TRCK!@
>>679221035
1111
>>679221080
1111
Hang yourself while inserting a knife into a toaster
>>679221248
Roll
