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Fluffy theard
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Thanks for contributing
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lurking
wouldn't mind some text stories
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My personal favorite
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Bringing in the classics
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>>679144945
anyone else find push pins randomly stuck in their shoes when they were in school?
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>>679145064
I hope captcha doesn't fuck my ass
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>>679142602
why boner v_v
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Thats fucking sick, dude.
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>>679145323
it wasnt fucking intentional!
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>>679145672
That's why it's disgusting.
At your base desires you find this filth sexually arousing.
You are depraved.
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Toggam here, ready to take some requests. Might disappear some times, at work.
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>>679146144
And dubs to boot.
Can I get some of those cyber raptor things that show up every once and awhile?
Those things are sick
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>>679146245
why such an elaborate shitmachine, i`d simply kick it off or kill it
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>>679145790
can you slap my ass a bit when you scold me? not that i like that or anything
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>>679146360
Cyber raptor? Can I see an example?
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its been so long since i've seen a fluffy thread
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>>679146512
These things?
I guess they're bio raptors.
I dont I know if theres any excuse for them to exist but robotic dinosaurs are my aesthetic
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Here's the rest of the Asperger Daddehs.
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Look at them
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>>679147683
Fucken siiiiick.
Thanks dude
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>>679147862
Danke here, Anon!
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I'm still hoping to someday see a fluffy stallion forced to give special huggies to an alicorn mare.
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>>679148219
Maybe I'll work on that
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>>679143422
while i like them getting screwed by their own naivete, i hate how in fluff world every single fucking human is a psychopath who giggles at the idea of torturing these things for no reason but shiggles. Kind of kills the whole "because they're bad" when the good, well behaved ones get fucked too
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>>679148880
holy fuck, is there more of this? kek'd like no motherfucker has kek'd before
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>>679148748

That would be a dream come true! Thanks in advance!
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>>679148219
holy shit post the rest of this anon please
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>>679149199
Sadly, won't be able to work on it to I get home, which will be a WHILE. I have ideas for a longer comic based around that. I'd rather not have to rip all that out of my sketch book. I'm thinking alicorn breeders forcing stallions to mate with alicorns. They'd be pretty damn reluctant, but lonely lil alicorn mares probably don't care.
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>>679149032

As strange as it sounds, I've come to understand that this fandom needs more hugbox. Constant abuse is getting old when people don't even know fluffies as anything but punching bags, and that gets old pretty quickly.

I hate the idea of fluffies being bad though. Undeserved cruelty is the worst kind of cruelty, and the very idea of intentional harm should be unthinkably horrible in itself to the happy-go-lucky fluffies.
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>>679149217
Different anon, found part one. Looking for more
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>>679150163
Found full, initiating dum.
Hnnnnng
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>>679146378
That could be said about half the shit in these comics. A guy will go out of his way to inflict long drawn out tortures that would make the Spanish inquisition pale because their talking dog-thing asked for food or shit on the floor.
"they're not real animals" so every guy on the street becomes Jigsaw.
I don't think it's the actual comics that bug me its the idea that every person in the would would be a sadistic psychopath if someone said "oh it's okay to hurt dogs now" every one and their grandma would go buckwild and feed puppies into meatgrinders.
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>>679144186

Wow fluffies are fucking retarded
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>>679150360
Gosh, the whole thing seems out of order
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>>679146603
kek
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>>679150509
fuck no ida why these artists just can't make an understandable story in there comics

who was the artist anyway was more of there stuff on the booru?
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>>679151156
Ye, here its at
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/user_id=2013/1
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>>679151316
Fairly certain chapter two was scrapped
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>>679151650
No, now shh
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>>679148903
THAT FUCKING GREY FOAL
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>>679150001
indeed! there's been a trend lately to make every fluffy a furry little shit gremlin. If they were all monstrous little fucks there would be no breeding and selling them and they'd be driven to extinction pretty fast.
Also you're very right, the whole charm is that they are happy, loving little guys who honestly in their hearts think hugs and love make things better, everyone should be friends, and every human (god-giants with magic powers to them) is kind and loving. That's exactly why the real world hits them so hard. They can't fathom deception or betrayal so when "nu daddeh" crushes their foals infront of them it's like fucking cuthullu burst out and raped everything they know about reality.

Also.. that blue fluffy does kind of have a point. To me fluffy has always been about a dark science fiction where mankind creates life then tires of it like.. well a child with a pet when it realizes it actually has to care of this new creature now
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>>679151156
What is so hard to understand?
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>>679151156
people are putting them up out of order artist can't do shit about stupid.
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>>679150493
not really, they were made to be children's pets, so they're like children. a big part of their problem is they never "grow up" so when it's time to take care of their own babies or survive in the wild they're fucked. To the foal his wings are just as important as any part of his body, If you asked a five year old kid "do you want to keep your arms or your legs" do you think he'd understand the ramifications? do you think he'd even process that you intend to cut off his limbs for no reason?
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>>679146610

sick
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>>679146649
they are here almost everyday
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>>679150001
that's what /mlp/ is for
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>>679145095
>randomly
Pretty sure you were bullied.
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>>679153315
no sometimes it happened to me too
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>>679142112
to /mlp you go you furfag
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>>679153923
Found the newfag
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>>679153923
nothing todo with mlp dumbfuck.
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>>679154004
fuck off kid, and take your furry wank material with you
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>>679154094
Well it was created to troll /mlp when they where on /b still but now they have their own board so this is just for fun now
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>>679154160
are you 12?

doesnt know the difference between fluff and furry scum


lol gtfo and get to school before you embarrass yourself
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>>679154160
Newfag
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>>679154404
not really. it was created as an artistic stress reliever
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>>679150001
It actually has enough hugbox, but posting those stories on /b/ is probably the worst idea one could have. Also I feel like the very big majority of people, at least in the fandom, wouldn't do shit to them, at worst raise their fluffies with an iron fist. Fluffy abuse would probably be not much more frequent than animal abuse.

Smarties are cancer that need to be tortured until they learn their fucking lesson though. Same thing for spoiled mothers who divide their babies into best, good, bad and poopie just because of their fucking colour.
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>>679154475
>wanking off to some furry crap
>n-no you dont understand, its ironic
literally nothing worse than furries
its a fucking mental illness i tell you, why the fuck you fuckers dont get banned on sight is beyond me
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>>679154821
Newfag is new
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>>679150681
this is really not fluffy-like. I doubt they understand that another fluffy is more suffering and that it would be better to end it by killing it, even more since they're extremely selfish and retarded.
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>>679154821
>meanwhile I browse /b/ daily and masturbate to traps and dick rate threads
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>>679154821
so how's school
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>huzzah!
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>>679154821
lol its not a sexual thing you tool. and there are worse things on /b/ than fluffies. i bet youre one of those edgeeeee 12 years olds who loves gore threads

tell you wat, gore threads are mental illness and worse than anything on this board. but we dont bitch and moan like faggots like you about it

lol i used to hate these threads but i took the time to figure out what they are about. and ill tell you its very stress relieving to read about thins way more stupid than you are.

why dont you just ignore these threads its a huge board with more than enough room for anyof us.

also if youre worried about mental illness on /b/... guess what faggot you're on /b/ this whole board is a mental illness

and just becuase you dont like it doesnt give you the right to be fucking faggot about. go take your edge back to 6th grade and fucking kill yourself you waste

lol faggot
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wait weird mlp porn is still a thing?
haha, what the fuck
this has to be the most pathetic shit on /b/, even traps are less of a loser material
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>>679154821
same fag

go back to your dickrate thread faggot
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>>679146144
You should draw a loved fluffy that's never really experienced any hardships in it's life be accidentally given liquid nitrogen as it's wawa. Olololol
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>>679156010
confirmed 12 year old

lol what a faggot, why do you even concern youself with wat other people like? why not just go about your day and ignore it?

oh its cause youre life sucks youre 12 and you cant comprehend why peole like things that yuo dont like
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>>679156221
>accidentally
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>>679154618

I hate the whole baby-hierarchy idea. It's completely out of character for creatures that were genetically designed for love, and it would completely take the point of the human cruelty. The babies they love with all their hearts are nothing but colorful trinkets for their owners, that's where the best kind of tragedy lies.
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>>679156546
it makes sense though, animals do that shit all the time, plus they're like fucking 5 years olds with kids, why wouldnt an infantile mind establish a favorite to worst system wiht its kids
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>>679156300
dunno man, didnt see those threads on here in years when mlp was still a thing
so when i saw it people actually post this in non shitpost manner it had blown my fucking mind
i mean seriously, imagine ever telling anybody you like this shit?
i eman even furries gather together and talk about their crap, but this is literally 5 steps lower on the social dysfunction spectrum

but seriously, what the fuck, haha, this shit man, come on, im dying here
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I wish fluffies actually existed. I would own a couple if they did.
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>>679156752
it doesnt bother me maybe because its just a theme for fun, and most people arent as superficial as you
>"i dont like it therefore no one should"
thats what you sound like

>but this is literally 5 steps lower on the social dysfunction spectrum

how so? how is this any worse than furries/gore/loli/ or anything else on this board?

you realize you come off as a piece of shit judging another piece of shit. it's all shit buddy

get over yourself. and realize people can like weird things and still live a normal life. if you dont like go to some other thread. quit being a fucking baby about what we like. no one cares what you think
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>>679156546
I think it kinda makes sense for them if they're made by a company, probably as a mechanism to reduce the number of babies with stale colors, but they didn't fix it before PETA came. Still doesn't change the fact that spoiled mothers should be as much taken care of as smarties
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>>679154618
The color order thing is usually explained as a encoded sorting method from when they were supposed to be factory-breed and sterilized before being shipped out as pets. Better to have the fluffy mothers dispose of "defects" since in a real world setting can you imagine asking a worker to pick out which of these cute peeping little talking creatures lives and dies every day? You'd have nervous breakdowns every week.
>>679155240
in some headcanons, in others they are VERY empathetic and will try to help other fluffies or make them feel better with hugs if they're sad or hurt, the problem comes if it's a "broken" fluffy like an amputee or alicorn which their minds no longer recognize as a fellow fluffy
Again they're basically dogs with the minds of 5 year old kids who's parents are neglectful assholes (most human owners) or was raised by other five year old kid-dogs. In most homes the owners have this idea because their pet can talk all they have to do to train it is tell it something once, ask any parent how that works. In the wild it's like lord of the flies meets fallout, so only the selfish assholes survive
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>>679156752
>on /b/
> complains about content
> /b/ random
> litterally anything goes board
> bitches about one thread out like 100
> wahtafaggot.jpeg


lol keep pissing in this ocean of piss im sure youre making it better kiddo
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>>679156752
>i mean seriously, imagine ever telling anybody you like this shit?
unless you're a edgy 12-year old it's already retarded to tell people that you're into things if you know they won't like it. Especially things from 4chan. Everyone has shitty secrets and autistic hobbies, but people don't talk about it.

Also I'm fairly new to this and from what I've seen the community here is made out of normies for the most part somehow. Even the threads are really comfy and nice unless retards come here to shitpost.
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>>679156773

We all do. I'd love to get a whole family because of all the funny stuff you could do with them.
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>>679155868
>lol its not a sexual thing you tool.
kek
yeah, sure it isnt, "wink wink"
>there are worse things on /b/ than fluffies.
name it
>guess what faggot you're on /b/ this whole board is a mental illness
talk about being a underage newfag
/b/ used to an anime board, but alas, everybody goes to shit
>and just because you dont like it doesnt give you the right to be fucking faggot about
muh safe space, rigth mate?
ok, now you are taking the piss, stop typing like a 12year old yourself
bottom line, you people are fucking sick, no joke
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>>679156752
so you're the kind of guy that needs to tell his friends about every new kewl meme he recently found on the legendary 4chan? Why don't you consider suicide
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>>679157347
>/b/ random
>use to be an anime board


HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT SUMMER WAS OVER
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What would you do to this "gud babbeh"?
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>>679144322
This one made me laugh
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>>679157290
>unless you're a edgy 12-year old it's already retarded to tell people that you're into things if you know they won't like it. Especially things from 4chan. Everyone has shitty secrets and autistic hobbies, but people don't talk about it.

kiddo, your are just a loser, face it
i talk with people about all my hobbies, including browsing 4chan, which usually devolves into meme spouting
even porn, probably the most socially awkward thing im into, i touched upon with some girls i know
if you got shit you are afraid of telling anybody, maybe rethink your life a bit
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>>679157347
so are you buddy and furry/gore/cp/loli/dick rate threads are far worse than fluffies

lol you realize youre the only who seems to be 12 here

>THEY HAVE GENITLES IT MUST A JACK OFF THING

thats you^ thast your mental process

that of a 12 year old


why not just leave go to another thread, no yet you stick around like the faggot 12 yr old you are to keep debating your moot point on why you dont like this thread

lol go kill yourself you superficial faggot, im sure your friends think your sooooooo cooooool
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>>679147683
is that a fuckin robo-raptor like the kickass toy from like 8 to 10 years ago?!
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>>679157076
>>679157251

The "intentional sorting system" doesn't make any sense. There are many more people that would like a brown fluffy than I'd have expected, and there are brown characters in the show fluffies were modeled after.

Also, can you imagine the media shitstorm if a company intentionally designed their biotoys to be racists?
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>>679157691
im sure you and all the other 6th graders are just the bees knees, gb2 to school
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>pic related
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>>679157347

The newness of your faggotry is outright phenomenal.
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>>679157251
>tfw you replied to both of my posts
Well I figured out it probably had something to do with Hasbio sorting out the stale coloured ones. The thing is though there are many, MANY people who would prefer fluffies with more realistic colors over those girly looking ones. I asked this yesterday in a fluffy thread and many agreed.

For the other part I have nothing to say, it still seems weird to me that fluffies somehow are empathetic despite their nature being an incarnation of every bad human trait.
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>>679157987

Kekd so hard ty anon
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>>679157347
>/b/
>used to be an anime board

lol i dont even click these threads. INFACT i hate em, but thats just me people can do what they want, doesnt bother me if you guys wanna fake kill lil talking animals. BUT when i saw this faggot child post i had to reply

wow is it summer already? this fucking kid. MUCH AUTISM, SOOOOO ASPERGERS
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>>679157539
actually its true
/b/ was an anime board, it was shitted up with cp and crap by faggots like W. T. Snacks so moot made /a/
entire site was an anime site, it was a ripoff of 2chan after all

ironic of your to call anybody a newfag while knowing shit all about the history of 4chan
i mean fucking seriously, how the fuck you dont know /b/ was an anime board?
how old are you ?
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>>679157882
How is this image fluffy related?
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>>679158249
>/b/
> ANime board

>>>>/a/ is over there

if you think /b/ was ever and anime board you know nothing about this site and its origins. go away new fag you lost
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>>679157840
I'm very well aware of that, as said here >>679158093, but the thing is that the company probably first thought about it only being a toy for kids, therefore they'd prefer flashy, happy colors over earth tones.

Also what show are you talking about?

>Also, can you imagine the media shitstorm if a company intentionally designed their biotoys to be racists?
>implying it would be any different from sexual preference demonstrated by colours in the animal kingdom, or any different from most brown and black dogs being euthanized systematically
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>>679156773
I've always had a theory that if you took everyone who adores violent fluffy abuse shit and magically reached into the ether and pulled out a chubby colorful little hamster-horse that looked up at them and said "hewoo, be nu fwend?" they'd end up petting and playing with it.
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>>679157987
Holy fuck my sides.
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>>679158249
lol we're all old enough to know /b/ was never an anime board
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>>679158203
I can't tell if you're samefagging or genuinely retarded
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>>679158454
Cant deal with more than one person shutting you down newfagot?
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>>679158249
Snacks didn't have that much to do with it though, he just didn't do shit against it. Also /a/ was created literally days after /b/, that's not the reason for it existing.
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>>679157882
Oh shit, taking it from 0 to 11/10
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>>679158433
>>679158346
>>679158203
>emely popular Japanese BBS called 2channel. moot creates /b/ (Anime/Random) and makes a topic at
5 seconds of google
its somehow ironic that everybody who are into this turn out to by kids
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>>679158093

>empathetic despite their nature being an incarnation of every bad human trait.

What? They were specifically *designed* to love everything and everyone unconditionally. Kindness and empathy are hardwired to them to the point of being as important as physical needs. They are one-dimensionally loving little huggers to the point of being annoying, which is what makes being mean to them in return so satisfying.
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>>679158346
>>679158433
>ITT: retards
moot literally introduced /b/ on Something Awful as a test and later Anime/Random board, and that's what is was officially called for a long time. Stop making yourselves look like retards.
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>>679158576
every board created then was anime related, /a/, /d/, /c/
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>>679158559
Swippety swoo here's your (you)
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>>679158694
nice google skills kiddie

>doesnt realize 4chan was created as satire

>doesnt realize it was /b/ (anime/RANDOM) board

>doesnt realize /a/ was created a few days after

>doesnt realize everyone has always posted random things unrelated to anime

lol yeah you can google all you want, but alot of us are 25+ and have been here since the site started

you sir are an idiot and have no idea wat you are tlaking about

but nice google skills
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>>679158856
I didn't imply anything other than that, did I?
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>>679158834
keyword:
>RANDOM

retard
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>>679157767
wow is looking at dick bad? and you talk about being 12? its just porn
there is no cp here
loli is questionable
thsi crap is worse than gore tbh
>lol go kill yourself you superficial faggot, im sure your friends think your sooooooo cooooool
seriously, kiddo, how old are you
nobody above 15 can type like this
i wont judge you, just tell
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>>679159112
this faggot trying to defend dick r8 threads
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>>679158956
>25yo
>in mlp porn thread
>point of pride
my fucking sides are in orbit
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>>679159106
>October 1 - 4chan is founded by moot, a member of the Something Awful forums, intended to be used as an English version of 2chan, a Japanese imageboard created in 2001 out of an extremely popular Japanese BBS called 2channel. moot creates /b/ (Anime/Random) and makes a topic at Something Awful and world2ch about the website, which is received extremely well. moot also holds a contest to decide what 4chan's logo should be. Within three hours of creating the contest, around 50 banners are submitted, after which moot decides to simply make it so that it would cycle through the best banners randomly every time a page was loaded.
Second keyword: ANIME

so how's school?

>>679159112
can you please fuck off
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>>679159220
where;'s the mlp porn? i dont see it?
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>have really nice threads for days
>suddenly today get invaded by retards
what happened
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...man this went from awesome fluffy abuse to people being really pissed at one another
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>>679158983
no you implied /a/ creation meant somehow it was the only anime board, but in reality all board were anime boards
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>>679158383

>Also what show are you talking about?

There's this little-known cartoon about ponies that started a few years ago. Colorful ones: Unicorns, pegasi, earth ponies, and even a few alicorns. It was made by a company called Hasbio- I mean Hasbro.
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>>679159227
doesnt change the fact that it was never soley an anime board
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>>679159295
At least we aren't being bathed in "hurr how can you sick fucks like this" and "durr this a fetish huh?" retards
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>>679159112
>>tbh
>>tbh
>>t b h
>>t
>>b
>>h


Double nigger
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>>679159393
true i guess ya gotta take the good with the bad sometimes
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>>679158956
>lol yeah you can google all you want, but alot of us are 25+ and have been here since the site started
Man, talk about being a loser.
When you cant even tell anymore that you burned yourself and think its a bragging right to be over 25 and into mlp gore porn.
If im above 20 an still here, just shoot me.
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>>679159112
lol middle schoolers
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>>679159321
In that case I'm sorry m8, I meant th exact opposite. I meant that /a/ was created days after /b/, so it's impossible that Snacks had something to do with it since he only came like late 2004 as a lead admin and programmer I think. In 2003 he had not much to do with it at all.
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>>679159538
>under 20 and on 4chan
Really you should be doing better things with your time.
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>>679159538
>mlp porn
where ? none in this thread
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>>679159369
That's not the point. Literally everything back then was anime-related, as the board was made by weeaboos for weeaboos.
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>>679159538
lol good you'll be dead by 20
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>>679159393
Are you reading the posts? That's literally what derailed the thread.
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>>679159715
/b/ has always been a satirically anime, WHAT PART OF SATIRE DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?
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>>679159343
I always forget this shit has some ancient loose connections to the ponyfags. At this point it's probably the only thing that makes me think twice about this fandom.
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>>679156773
Am I the only Biolab guy that thinks fluffies would be the perfect model organism?
I mean seriously, think about it.
You have a fast breeding , totally genetically mapped creature
AND it fucking talks.
You could test every god damn drug on them. Every genetic disease.
And the little bastards could give you full verbal feedback (requiring a fuck of a lot of patients, but that's lab work for you)
And above all you could test these little fuckers into oblivion, the more horrific treatments and conditions, and there'd be no moral outrage as they were literally made for it.
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>>679150493
Winged fluffys actually believe they can fly when they grow up. If that was true, they wouldn't need legs as much.
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>>679160081
make it happen bio engineeer id buy em
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>>679160081
They'd be useless for inheritance-related sickness and virtually every genetically transmitted condition though.
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>>679159794
Sue me, I come here mainly for the images.
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>>679158093
oh don't get me wrong, i'd take a brown or dark colored one in a heart beat, i remember one story where a dark green with a brown mane named camoflage was tormented by one day of happiness only to be mocked and killed at the end and all i could think was "Fuck, a camo-color fluffy sounds kinda badass, i'd get him a lil GI joe army helmet and teach him /k/ memes"

as for the other part their nature /is/ human nature. They were made to act like humans and when humans saw another creature acting like we do but without the shame and social niceties we are disgusted, it makes sense really.
As long as they're taken care of they're happy little guys who will play and run and laugh but when things go bad (and to be fair things we consider to just be "bad" are fucking apocalyptic to them, getting caught in the rain is a nusence for you, for a fluffy it might mean death) they'll turn on each other to save themselves, sounds like humans to me
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>>679160145
>Winged fluffys actually believe they can fly when they grow up.
Ha that's hilarious.
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I've been wondering if we could make artificial intelligence toy fluffies. They wouldn't be as interesting as the real things, but something like a combination of Aibo and a Furby should definitely be possible. It could also run its AI wirelessly on a PC/charging station so it could have way more processing power than would otherwise fit in its tiny robot body.
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>>679160283
Nah you just splice it in manually.
Pain in the dick but way way easier in a fully mapped and engineered organism.
You'd just have to know what the flawed sequence was.
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>>679160481
I hope this doesn't happen, otherwise this community would get fucked over by those retarded bronies.
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>>679160433
this really makes my balls hurt.
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>>679160600
well shit your right fuuuuck i wanted one sooo badly too
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>>679159343
thing is, I'm both into mlp and fluffy abuse. Am I strange? Wizard btw.
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>>679142112
This shit is worse than loli, fucking neckbeards ayy lmao
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>>679160180
Fuck, damn things would be worth a Nobel prize
A fully artificial lifeform.
Would be a MASSIVE pain to code though. I'd have to know EXACTLY what coded for what.
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>>679160797
(you)
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>>679160600

I doubt that would happen - a good thing about a fluffy AI in particular is that being retarded wouldn't be too immersion breaking from them.
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>>679160600
>>679160481
its good in concept but anon is right about the "bronies". i like the idea but i also like te idea of getting to potty train one, so we can get that from the toys
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>>679160831
it would

make ti your life work anon

MAKE IT HAPPEN, THEN LET THEM FREE ONTO THE WORLD
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>>679160981

It shouldn't be too hard to make it eat "kibble" and squeeze it out its rear end.

I don't see the "brony danger" you seem to be worried about. A pudgy, dumb as brick critter would hardly appeal to the fans of intelligent creatures ruling their own fantasy realm.
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>>679161477
Besides do we really want AI ponies on Earth?
I sure as fuck don't
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>>679157840
Also, can you imagine the media shitstorm if a company intentionally designed their biotoys to be racists?

You mean unlike all the other super shady unethical shit that corperations do all the time and just hope their shit never gets out? Remember in most stories the fluffy you'd get as a pet was ment to be sterilized so no one could make "illegal copies" and you'd never see the "brown is bad" programming in action outside the breeding facility.
>>679158383
they'd prefer flashy, happy colors over earth tones.
This actually holds up, when the Gundam series was being made the sponsors threatened to pull their funding unless the main robot was bright child-friendly colors rather than the dull military gray and white it was supposed to be. You'd imagine if you're going through the trouble to make talking horse-chimeras you'd want the same eyecatching colors for your target demographic.
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You guys shouldn't be making fluffy threads at this time of the day, European underage faggots tend to be even more retarded when it comes to accepting weird fandoms.
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>>679160778

I enjoy both too, but for completely opposite reasons. MLP is positive and cheerful, while fluffies provide a sink for all the pent-up negativity. Grimdark stuff would mar the perfect purity of ponies, but with fluffies I can relieve my sadistic urges and rain hell on innocent victims before once again returning happy to the lands of friendship and magic.
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>>679161752
always thought celestia's colors were hideous
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>>679161548

Why wouldn't you? It would be better than nothing, right?
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>>679160467
This would be funnier without the hook since the baby would be able to sob back that it's trying, why wingies no work right, ect
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>>679162251
its a chirpeh babbeh, it can't talk and its eyes haven't opened yet.
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>>679161917
I always thought mlp was hideous.
All that vibrant faggotry and autism. All the oppressive serglording.
Honestly i woulnt give a shit about it if the bronies didnt exist.
Irs the fucking community of grown ass men acting like they have some excuse to be little girls, thats what makes me hate mlp so much and fucking love neutralbox and weirdbox.

I love seeing a fluffy dexide its own hateful fate or bright future bases on stupidity and random chance.

Currently trying to write a atory where one summons satan and he starts wtf ing at it and takes it to god to find out why god allowed it.
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>>679161581

Shady business is common, but companies generally try to keep a politically correct image, and a hardcoded "fuck niggers!" statement would definitely not fit that.

And once again, there are brown characters in the show, and people even in this thread who would specifically want a brown fluffy.
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>>679162458
can you guys please stop posting MLP shit, it's not like we already have to clear up every time that it hasn't much to do with the bronies.
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>>679162589
Just for you
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>>679162589
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>>679146468
That made me hot. I love you.
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>>679162589

Yeah, I was just making a point. I prefer to keep the two hobbies separate myself.
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>>679162663
>>679162780
>ITT: retards responding to baits by posting shit that will get them banned
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>>679162979
Nope I'm still here, and I won't get banned for those pics
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>>679162961
>feeding spiders fluffies
Poor spiders, the owners are feeding them trash
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>>679151650
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>>679163156
its like you guys have absolutley nothing better to do with your day
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Guys seriously consider making these threads only later in the day, this is literally children's hour now.
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>>679163154
they're kinda like McD's shakes.
Horrible for you, but cheap and caloric
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No new pics on these posts
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>>679163320
i tried that ended up just giving the tread to fucking catgirl bullshit
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>>679163473
Most threads in the past weeks were really good when made later in the day, while those made in the morning oder in early afternoon tend to be retarded since underage faggots are really active now, together with European underage faggots who tend to be later on in their timezone.
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>>679163226
They really don't.
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>>679163387
Get 4chanX and start blocking them with md5.They wont ever show up again
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>>679158391

True. Real life abuse of anything is not okay, and I for one wouldn't do anything more brutal than reasonable sorry-stickings.
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Guess its dead...
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>>679164722
This. Reasonable sorry sticks and at the worst sorry boxes.

My only exceptions are smarties, any fluffy that calls itself that gets a quick neck snap and a visit to the trash can.
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>>679158391
oh yeha id love my fluffy endlessly, but im not above talking down to one until it loses it's smarty complex, or reasonable sry sticking, or sorry box time out etc, all things a good parent has to do to mold a decent child and or pet and or childpet
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>>679162458
not "fuck niggers" it's "fuck this color that will not sell" piss yellow, puke green, and other unsightly colors would also be on the bad list, browns are just the most "popular" because of the whole poopie baby thing (which i still say is sorta retarded, i get that they're retarded but it makes more sense to kill an unwanted foal than say "okay so you eat shit now")
unless you think that a chocolate lab is somehow a niggerdog.
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>>679164935
I'd use Smarties as playing balls.
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>>679165000
Actually many people like the brownies/poopies because they don't look girly or otherwise retarded.
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>>679158391
I would abuse it mentally and phsyically but with reasoning. Shitting on my floor,50 whips,spasing out when i go to work,100 whips.
Break it down mentally so it thinks it is nothing but a burden and wants to die.Then spend a week pampering it and giving it sketti.Then throwing it in a box and have an alarm going 24h.
They would never be pets,only things to experiment on
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>>679165140
And they generally seem to have quieter and less smug attitudes, and are much more compliant, far better traits for a pet for some people.
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>>679163156
>>679152619
>>679152525
>>679152338
>>679152075
>>679152029
>>679151650
>>679151410

Spidey got less tough over the years. I miss him, even though I enjoy the fluffy threads. He's part of the thread, after all.
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>>679161644
Hey don't say that, I'm european and I like having these threads in the day time.
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>>679165779
This isn't a reason to ignore the truth m8, I'm European too. Although the only reason I'm here at this time is that I've given up on my current university year kek
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>>679146088
Love that one
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>>679164956
>do to mold a decent child and or pet and or childpet
See now this makes sense, too many stories and comics have owners (not abusers, like people who actually wanted a pet) go from zero to Hostel because the creature they knew from the start was like a child acted childishly and threw a tantrum or misbehaved (fuck if i killed my dog everytime she shit on the floor as a puppy i'd be running out of yard).
Even "smarties" should get one chance, one, to weed out the actual assholes from "oh hey i did something clever, won't daddy be proud of what a smart fluffy i am!" and then calls itself smarty
>>679165301
and you say that because they're fictional and you don't have to really think about it, the same as some cawkadoody kid who thinks they'd be a badass operator but shits themselves in any actual conflict
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>>679164935
how much I hate this fluffy 'artist'
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>>679165983
You're probably right, I can go to the buuro if I want to read these in the day time. I hope your next uni year goes better. I'm here because of a stress disorder, so I tend to come home earlier than students and people with regular jobs.
>>
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>>679166567
Yeah, the buuro is a good choice in general, I'm still not used to its fucked up tag system though. Also thanks m8, I also hope your stress disorder will somehow get better.
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>>679166547
cry me a river.

>>679145569
I really don't like this guys art much for example. boo hoo, move on
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>>679166404
I'm not.
I have 2 dogs,and each of them went through training so they can be off the leash and not leave my side plus follow many other commands.I didnt beat them senseless,but there was physical punishment(tiny tap to their stomachs) to correct their behavior and get them out of that attitude.

Fluffy can talk,they have no place in the world,they are incomplete gentic research projects.They are literal vermin and encroashing on ecosystems and decimating crops.They have no use in the world
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>>679166404
like this?
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>>679166798
cont.end
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>>679166882
Little shit needs a good beating.
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I think a lot of people would be suprised what they would do if they could buy super-disposable fluffy punching bags that can beg for the beatings to stop.
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>>679167060
if you're a cruel, frustrated person you shouldn't be surprised that you'll eventually abuse the shit out of fluffies. People who aren't into this kind of shit wouldn't do this much though, otherwise animal abuse would be much more frequent too.

Also you have smarties and shitty mothers if you want to use them as punching bags tbh
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>>679167060
you say this cause its fictional its a total game changer when its REAL and as REAL LIFE. also they're not marketed as punchingbags
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>>679166735
It's on its way to recovery. I'm doing all the things I can to better it. I used to be unable to go to the store without using six hours to deal with stress induced anxiety. Now i can just go there if I need to. So I'm inching my way back to normal cy and looking back I've gotten really far, so I'm sure I'll get better.
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>>679142112
You guys are sick and need help...
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>>679166773
yeah so are feral dogs, though dogs weren't made in a lab humans are directly responsible for most dogs today but you still treat yours good. so why wouldnt it be the same with fluffies?
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>>679161917
faggot
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>>679167814
faggot
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>>679167814
>>679167892
faggots
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>>679142112
>Fluffy theard

my favorite

>Yes son. Let me see you touch yourself. Let me see you work on your
cock. Oh son. You are getting to be such a big boy. Daddy's big boy.
Daddy loves you so much. Daddy wants to hold you while you make yourself
feel good. Come on baby. Show Daddy your juice. Show Daddy how you
stroke you cock. You are turning into such a little man you are. That's
it baby. Rub yourself. Doesn't that feel good boy? Doesn't it feel good
stroking your boy cock while Daddy holds you tight? You're Daddy's little
man. Yes you are. Daddy's little man. Let me see it baby. Let me see you
shoot boy. Yeah, oh yeah son. Oh my God son. Oh Oh Oh. Yeah. Doesn't
that feel good? Look at all that white cream you made. You're my big boy.
You're Daddy's big boy.
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>>679168059
(you)
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>>679167575
Read:
>>679166773
What would be the same with fluffys?
They are literal vermin.Would you want to live next door to someone who has 50 fluffies and has a contant smell of feces,and a none stop yell of "GIB SMARRI SKETTI FOR HERD"
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>>679166798
>>679166882

I love it when fluffies get punished for trying to do something good.

However, any fluffy calling itself smarty instantly deserves a rigorous beating, because that's a one-way path a fluffy should never take. Humanely putting a sick puppy like that to sleep would be a more reasonable response, but I'll be damned if I didn't first take out my frustration on it!
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>>679168194
If that person doesn't know how to live in a society you call the police. That's how it works with loud music, annoying pets and everything else.
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This shit is easily the most autistic and embarrassing content found on 4chan, and you all should be ashamed to view/enjoy it.
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>>679168194
becuase it would be like that everywhere? if its problem then deal with it, but it doesnt mean all fluffies would be like that, also you can deal with it with out acitng like an edgelord. which brings reality to the situation. if you say that you would be this heinous to them then you're sick, and need help. but honestly i wouldnt even treat rats are real vermin this bad. it's psychopathic
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>>679168492
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I love ignoring the tl;dr
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>>679168557
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