Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>scars are cool and sexy
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura Claimed
Shinoa claimed
here to stay for a bit
Claiming, so what are we all listening to tonight/today?
I should have said smug edition since team smug is so strong at this hour.
Claimed children
>>679140782
Hoping this gets me tired enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpI-KeK-PQg
>>679140815
Every edition is smug edition
>>679140782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvqb2W9HNu4
edm shit if you dont like its cool
Who is the most lewd waifu here?
>>679140727
>>679140775
>>679140782
>>679140848
A warm welcome to everyone o/
>>679140782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlAQNcdqBs0
Strong dark ambience noise, because.
>>679140782
Listening/watching Miho's livestream.
Claimed
Asia Argento claimed
DEMACIA!!!!
Claimed
Mememaster claimed.
>>679140782
One of my fav soundtracks <3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk
>>679140656
>tfw your waifu will never be real
>>679141194
good choice m8
>>679140921
Perhaps the mysterious bunny waifu?
>>679141014
He dropped his twitch the other day but i couldn't open it at the moment and didn't save, can you share?
>>679141106
>insert lux laugh here
Miho claimed
I just stole a nuke lol
im tired
>>679141262
Gladly, it's Dudeman34391
>>679141014
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>>679141106
>>679141194
>>679141204
>>679141213
>>679141229
>>679141308
>>679141378
Warm welcome 2.0
>>679141378
This is the OG Mugi right? Where do you live and what time is it there? You spent quite a lot of time here yesterday.
>>679141426
Oi.
>>679141426
It's scary how on cue you always are.
>>679141449
Forgot pic.
>>679141426
Do you lurk in all the threads?
>>679141504
I'm on the east coast of US and it's about 7:10 am here right now
Yes this is the real Mugi
>>679140815
Smug is strong every hour
>>679140894
Fuck, that would make me pass out, I couldn't listen to it all, but it did sound nice haha
>>679140911
No no! I dig it :)
>>679140981
A warm welcome to you too! and because why? just wondering heh
>>679141014
Whats the name? Im down to watch it for a bit
>>679141070
Whatsup?
>>679141204
You would haha
>>679141426
ayyy
doot doot
>>679141670
Here >>679141449
>>679141670
You fail to realise how much law stuff I like lmao.
>>679141685
Morning sleepy head :3
claimed and lurking
>>679141685
Hey Galko.
>>679141685
Tired? Welcome back!
Just stoppin' by to claim her, not that anyone else understands she's literally perfect.
>>679141685
>Big waifu tits
Noice
>>679141657
Im glad its easy to doxx you with "image.jpg", did you sleep well?
>>679141670
>Smug is strong every hour
I only have 3 good smug pics so I need to be smart about using them :|
>A warm welcome to you too! and because why? just wondering heh
Because i love it, its nice to have that background noise when im focusing on something else.
>>679141685
Beep Boop.
>>679141853
Thats awesome that you enjoy something that is boring for most (not talking about the game, speaking about law itself), its a godtier subject to study.
>>679141943
Wink wink.
>>679141685
Beep bep
>>679141853
haha I guess you'd need to be into it that much to do how much you do. What is it about it that you like so much? If that doesn't sound rude lol
>>679140894
>>679141426
Do you sleep?
>>679141685
Welcome back mr skeltal
>>679142099
Lord knows I should sleep earlier. I still get 8-10 hours. Probably gonna stay an extra hour who knows. And welcome Shinoa bro
>>679141853
Good Morning.
>I'm probably going back to sleep soon
>I just wanted to stop by
>>679141943
Hi.
>>679141969
Thanks.
>>679142061
>>679142064
bim bim
>>679142039
Quite.
>>679142104
S P O O K
>>679142099
Inception.......
Taking a nap wasn't the best idea
>my neck is killing me now
>>679142061
I know right? I don't see how people find it boring and it pays so well too.
>>679142064
I guess so :) and Well for me it's like I know there's people out there who don't have anyone on their side so I guess I want to be the one person they can turn to :) That's why i want to be a defense attorney.
>>679142206
No. I'm the princess here and demand you stay. u_u
>>679142311
>Taking a nap wasn't the best idea
What every anon here says after taking a nap. I swear it only works if you're 40 or older.
>>679142177
Jesus. thanks dude. How's DS3?
>>679142219
:o
>>679142061
I used to have filenames but my laptop is fucked right now so I've been on mobile the past little while
I had this dream where these black people were everywhere I looked and I woke up really scared for some reason
>>679142311
>>679142381
Yeah, it's funny. We should add it to the OP.
>no naps
anyway I have to leave now for school
>>679142311
welcome back claw
>>679142513
>fear of the dark
Sometimes I hate my job.
>>679142381
I blame the fact that i was sleeping at my desk
>>679142611
Have fun!
>>679142663
>fear of the bun
>>679142354
Yea and salary apart, its very useful to know each detail of the law, what are your rights and what can a cop do about what you're doing.
Pic mildly related.
>>679142513
Mugi having dreams of black people? Thats a little suspicious.
Jokes aside i didnt have a long dream for a while and yet today i had this dream i went to arts school (but it was my highschool for some reason) instead of programming and my life was going pretty good. Unlike real life.
>>679142527
No naps edition. Or no sleep edition, if i do that at night I can hold on to you for a little bit longer <3
Also there is an easter egg for you on the rules, notice me senpai.
>>679142670
Only sometimes? You lucked out.
>>679142611
Laters, Mugi.
Well that was fun.
>>679142715
FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK
>>679142354
I guess I could stay.
>until I pass out again
>>679142611
Bye Mugi.
>>679142415
It's amazing. I've sunk 11 hours into it yet it's felt so short. It rivals Dark souls 1 at this point.
>>679142611
Later bro.
>>679142381
TIL I'm 40 or older
>>679142765
Kek
And yeah I won't let anyone get away with doing something questionable. Once you know your rights you tend to get away with a lot more.
>>679142715
>4 word reply
new record!
>>679142715
Really do you ever sleep?!
>>679142061
same, I don't have very many smug, but im always looking for more. And I can see how thats good background noise, but for me it'd probably just spook me when Im working on stuff at night haha
>>679142206
Boppo
>>679142354
Well that's true, somebody's gotta stand up for people! That's cool that you have something that your so passionate about, I wish I had something like that
>>679142611
Later! Have a good day :)
>>679142663
kek
>>679142715
.......
>>679142878
Good!
>hugs
How'd you sleep??
>>679142921
Thank you I'm glad you think it's cool. And hey don't worry I'm sure you'll find it :)
>>679142908
> 1 2 3 4.......5
>>679142765
I-I saw it. The last time already actually. There just isn't really much I can say.
>>679142828
>>679142913
>>679142973
>>679142880
Doesn't feel as good I take it?
>>679142994
HOLY SHIT
>>679142789
>lucked out
The UK or US meaning of it?
>>679142715
>I think you just found a name for my problem.
>>679142994
HISTORY IN THE MAKING.
>>679143061
Just add this to
>>679143063
>>679142921
What's up with you homie?
>>679143080
<3
Don't make me get out of bed
Blleegghh
Also claimed
>>679143093
>>679143096
>>679142985
I slept alright, but I wish I slept for longer.
>>679142921
blepp
>>679142994
Damn Bun
>>679143080
>FUUUU my dictionary site doesn't cover this context
>Urban Dic
>I learn this statement is much more complicated than I thought
Seems like it can pretty much go both ways.
This is amazingly accurate.
Let's settle on both meanings.
>>679143221
I think you already know what everyone is going to ask you to do.
>>679143221
Morning renge
>>679143221
Ey, welcome back!
>>679143063
Are you joking? IT FEELS WONDERFUL. Only in Dark Souls do I feel truly angry yet at extremely overjoyed.
>>679143221
GETOUTOFBED
>>679143286
>>679143221
Nyanpasu.
>>679143286
Copy that bunny.
>>679143299
Isn't that always the case? Well hey I'm here to wake you up and get your day kicked off right! Megumin style!
>>679142985
Thanks :)
>>679143139
Nothin much,still working on this paper, its 4:30 and Im only halfway done, what about you mang?
>>679143221
Why not post from beddo?
>>679143299
blapp
>>679143299
>>679143451
>>679143460
>>679143313
Well, since I happen to like my job, I would say I lucked out on that.
Then again kids today where having a a fit apparently, so I lucked out on that as well.
This is confusing.
>>679143172
<3
>>679143512
>>679143557
Yup. Those are definitely bunny breasts on my screen. Yup no doubt about that. Alright move along.
>>679143594
Did you sleep well? <3
>>679143475
I already am but I have to work at some point
>>679143460
Nyanpasu~
>>679143376
I am, I am
>>679143362
Hey, thanks. What's up?
>>679143337
Morning Shinoa. How are you?
>>679143325
You're probably right on that.
>>679143594
Exactly. ^^
Going to bed. almost 5 and 0 sleep. I leave the rest to you Shinoa bro.
>>679143778
Night
>on phone now
>>679143460
Alright.
>hopefully that works
>>679143475
Bam
>>679143510
2spuk
>>679143376
I've yet to know that feel
>>679143475
Getting up and ready for class soon. Did you forget all about writing it or did you "forget" til its due date
>>679143557
I'm actually concerned about you coming this early. Did you get sleep?
>>679142679
Aw, that makes sense. Isn't it like the start of the day? Did you have coffee?
>>679140894
The nameless song is really good <3
>Every edition is smug edition
Maybe, but near the night (here) it feels like its tits edition instead of /smug/.
>>679142882
>Once you know your rights you tend to get away with a lot more.
Yus! After learning some stuff i realized i got screwed over by cops once in a while by things they shouldn't be able to do. But even knowing about it might have not changed anything, who is there to supervise them?
So whats your dream job?
>>679142921
>just spook me when Im working on stuff at night haha
The sound is a bit darkish, but once you learn to love it nothing calms you more than it.
>>679142994
Hype! But nothing will impress me more than you baking the thread yesterday, im very proud of you mysterious bunny anon.
>>679143699
I woke up around six hours ago, just came back from work. I have stuff to do real quick now. Be back in a few.
<3
>>679143722
All good. Readying up for class. Get some good sleep?
>>679143778
Night/morning dude. You REALLY need it
>>679143847
>>679143874
>>679143016
Then you could skip the dialogue.
>>679143722
>homurenge
Sick cosplay. Let me see if i can predict your answer, you got a survey saved up and will only post on next thread.
>>679143886
Ok. I have to go soon i have a few things to get done today.
>>679143722
Not much here just enjoying the the chaos, I'm about to sleep. Got work in 12 hours. And you? How's it hanging?
>>679143846
>How couldn't it work?
Geez you really dislike mornings huh?
>>679143847>>679143992
Not using "cumming" instead. I'm disappointed.
>>679143874
Without a doubt becoming a criminal defense attorney. And well the smart thing to do is just take your punishment and be smart about getting proof and then take them to court. Usually once they find out you know your stuff they won't even show up.
>>679143874
Its 2:44 pm here.
And im not really a fan of coffee
>>679144052
>cheese
>>679143992
Y u no answer
>>679144066
Sorry :(
>>679143778
Sleep great comrade.
>>679144066
>>679143936
Yeah, I got enough. What about you?
>>679144039
I'm a creature of habit, what can I say? Also I figured you might enjoy that.
>>679144052
Sounds good. What kind of work? Also where are you because our schedules seem to be just about opposite.
>>679144039
Fine, I'll keep pressing skip until we get a lewd scene... <3
>>679144207
I honestly believe Bunny anon has infinite pics of their waifu.
>>679144165
Don't apologize. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
>>679143778
Goodnight! Sleep well
>>679143846
Bing
>>679143847
Mix of both, procrastination is a helluva drug and I thought it was due tomorrow when it was actually due yesterday so I have to turn it in today or never
>>679143874
I can see that, I guess I just associate it with spoopy stuff rather than calming background stuff
>>679144154
Out of nowhere!
>>679144249
Getting the usual 6 hour sleep. I really need to stop staying up for thread but I yall my coacoa skinned male relatives
>>679144358
I'll use it next and watch this...
Hambahgah.
>>679144360
Better late than never right?
>>679144165
>>679144083
Thats nice, coffee doesn't bring anything good to your health.
>>679144066
>criminal defense attorney
One of the jobs i respect the most, it just sounds so stressful and challenging for different reasons.
>>679144315
When will you stop? 0.5lewd, 1lewd or 2lewd?
>>679144453
>I'll use it next
Meant I'll use it next time
>>679144464
<3
>>679144453
Oh God what have you done
>>679144499
Hehe aww that's so sweet.. thank you.. I just hope I can live up to these expectations..
>>679144249
Pretty much a food factory. Keeping things in check. I'm in the U.S. You?
>>679144066
It's probably because I'm sick.
>I do still hate mornings, though
>>679144360
bong
>>679144464
>>679144499
Stop skipping? At each one, but I'll keep skipping the dialogue in between for a bit.
No point in trying to select a scene directly unless we have unlocked most of them.
tl;dr skipped
>>679144453
I feel like you could summon bunny with hambahgah like fucking beetlejuice. And I'm actually staying up later than I otherwise would but I really enjoy these. What do you do anyway?
>>679144654
Chair/table shipping/receiving center. Also in the US. East coast bb. You just work night shift?
>>679144695
Not feeling any better huh? I'm sorry to hear that... Well hey keep your head up! A good mentality will actually make you feel better I promise!
>>679144775
NYANPASUUU
>Again
>>679144358
>I honestly believe Bunny anon has infinite pics of their waifu.
Maybe he never writes anything because he is putting so much effort and time into finding new pics.
>>679144360
Aha i can understand why, after all "Dark" is part of the genre name.
Im a little bit weird so i guess its more surprising that it calms me than it scarying people.
>>679144644
>I just hope I can live up to these expectations.
I get the impression that you know very well what you want in your life and that is something a lot of people (including me) dont, so just keep working for it and im sure you will be successful.
>insert Shia LaBeouf motivational
And don't spend too much time here when you should be studying ^^'
>>679144775
In Central Time. From 4 to whatever hour they have us stay for. Night shift is correct.
Goodmorning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxczVhG0os8&nohtml5=False
>>679144754
:D
>>679144644
Nothing at the moment
>>679144775
Right? Kagami and i were jusy talking about hambahgahs and the very next thread bunny anon showed up. What do you mean?
Hi guys. I'm alive. I've lost my phone but now I'm back to this beauty
>>679144907
That would make sense. I mean look poof they're gone again.
>>679144907
Oh trust me I know I do.. I'm just terrified I can't do it and I'll have to make a living doing something else.. it's scary to think about...
>>679145227
For now.
>>679144774
Be careful when you're spamming the skip button, you might lose a scene you want to watch.
>we have now reached 0.1lewd
>>679145067
Holy fuck MsP, i rate that new pic 8/8 gr8 b8 m8 no deb8.
Good morning.
>>679145244
Welcome back Brazil!
![[metabooru]14.png](https://i.imgur.com/gLeaCRp.jpg "[metabooru]14.png")
>>679145227
>Fuck me
>>679145067
Morning miss Pauling
>>679145063
That sounds like some pure fucking cancer right there my good sir. Are you one of the seemingly infinite people from Texas here?
>>679145227
Do you work? Do you engage in any notable hobbies? Throughout the course of an average day for you, what occupies your time?
>>679144907
JUST DO IT
>>679145382
>
>>679145382
We have no reached the lewd zone
>renge
>>679145245
>>679145227
I LIED. THEY'RE BACK.
>>679145486
>>679145509
>>679145367
You don't expect me to play a route just once, do you?
>skipping itensifies
>>679145420
Nope from AL. It works out for the time being.
>>679145245
Just for now
>>679145420
Oh thats what you meant.I do work. Warehouse stuff and besides hobbies I workout to get big and stronk
>>679145510
I actually don't mind this right now
>>679145564
>>679141194
is there ever going to be a sequel!?
>>679145368
You remember me. I'm touched now.
>>679145245
Fear of failure is crafted into our superego and since this is something you REALLY want to do I can assume its even scarier for you.
How are your grades so far?
I don't know about how it is in your country (you already told me where you live but i forgot), but here unemployment is pretty high and yet i think it shouldn't be too hard to start working as criminal defense attorney.
>>679145382
>pic
>>679145420
If you’re tired of starting over, stop giving up.
JUST DO IT!
>>679145675
But your body is perfect in this way.
>>679145675
I'm interested to see where this goes.
>>679145812
California babe all day! Where is it you live?
Also my grades are decent. Nothing lower than a B minus, some A's here and there.
>>679144875
Thanks.
>talking to you makes me feel better
>>679145244
Hello
>>679145928
>>679145940
Put shinoa smug face
Imagine, it's your wedding day, and you're standing at the alter. The music plays as your beloved waifu walks down the aisle. Your happiness briefly interrupted by a ringtone. You're too excited to care, but you heard something about voices. Suddenly, your eyes furrow, as you hear a slithering sound and see a shadow behind your waifu. You try calling out, but your voice fails you. You are now struck by the sight of Randy Orton RKOing your fiance. As the move completes, He stands up and faces you, face aflush, and calls you a baka. Randy Orton is the secret Tsundere in your life now
>>679145812
Shia is one of my favorite people. The live performance of actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf was perfect.
>>679145803
>you touched me
>I remember now
>>679145675
I'm never going to be that way because my build just isn't suited for it so I'm just trying to stay thin and reasonably fit.
>>679145663
Ah, ok. I live a little northwest of Atlanta so I guess I'm not that far from you after all, huh?
>renge
Baking claw
>>679145803
I try to never forget people on here.
Glad you're back!
>Sanae
>>679143194
what was the name again of this movie?
