http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SJcvAYshGb
Vocaroo thread! get in here faggots!
>share your voice
>no being a dick
>R8 each others voice
Start!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Be8cHGY59j
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B8PiBwcT5b
I sound like a posh faggot
>>679134709
I came
>>679134876
Smooth voice
>11/10 would fap to again
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YZ9ivAFy5N
Am i too quiet? My mic seems to be out of tune or some shit.
>>679135460
There's weird music in the back, but holy fuck your voice is amazing.
>>679135460
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rvy8IclhSD
>>679135674
>falling for bait
That's the opening to a gorllaz song. Superfast Jellyfish
>>679135460
Kill yourself
I fucked up once, but god damn I'm not doing it again.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cdx70Txpk7
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fai717y4Ne
>>679136732
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fai717y4Ne
Very nice, a little too soft but nice.
>>679136751
Kill yourself
>>679137054
I'd like to redo it louder and enunciate properly, but it's 4am and my apartments walls are very thin.
>>679137286
Don't worry, thats fine. My old Dorm room shared several walls so skype calls were a pain in the ass.
>>679134341
>>679135767
why do you sound like a underaged computer AI
>>679137984
wait....there HAS to be a market for that! LETS GET RICH
>>679134709
10/10 made me climax
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UXD7UXX90R
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v5EGsZizrM
>>679138689
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v5EGsZizrM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10JdAzsPPfS
>>679138689
I just came everywhere
>>679138689
>>679138689
>that breakdown at the end
Even she knows how stupid ponyfickers are
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v5EGsZizrM
100 points if you guess whereabouts im from
Time to rant
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YL8xxUB1jO
>>679139004
Lol ikr, fucking furry faggots
>>679139321
Kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DtPD066cx7
Reading a green text
>>679139061
How old are u btw lol, sound young
>>679139572
I'm twenty, twenty-one within the year
Too bad the G and S aren't here to save the day like always :'(
>>679139572
>lol
>btw
>u
And you question that anon's age?
>>679139321
ok maddox
>>679139864
Shut the fuck up
>>679139673
Do more
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ae56PViH3Y
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rl2BnfIcUJ
>>679139924
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X7NK2h8i4o
wheres mike to tell you all what weak faggots you are
>>679139933
>>679139933
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IbzJRCZAG1
sure thing buddy
>>679139888
Nice trips btw.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xFk28f3XBL
>>679140173
you ok there man?
>>679140173
Lol
>>679134709
Hnnnnggggg, I came.
>>679138689
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v5EGsZizrM
HAHAHHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE YOU
>>679140039
gook
>>679140044
granny that smokes 10 packs a day
>>679140244
now you sound mexican
>>679140248
Yeah I've got bronchitis or some shit. It's like a super shitty cold.
>>679138689
U should post that in a furry thread, see the replies
>>679140474
Do moe nigga
>>679140474
Do more nigga*
>>679140652
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XaawpI4w5K
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uMTbOoRmEF
Guess where I'm from.
>>679138689
10/10 for love.
>>679140865
scotland
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ILbZleCUvw
>>679139321
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YL8xxUB1jO
Some times I just wish they would anon.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tNxkzTA3dX
guise dont forget to donate
>>679140865
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r432htT4oo
>>679141127
It's shit
>>679141368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QDH2FKU3Zy
>>679138689
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EOdGwId7fu
>>679141539
Accents are interesting I think. Welp. night b
>>679141127
No .. I like old ones better
>>679141854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SXwU1fXZa5
Sweet dreams
>inb4 weeaboo and furry shits
>>679142249
I always wanted to FucK this Chick
discuss /b/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ocJ3FhGqvNc
>>679143032
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ILbZleCUvw
Fuck who, that voice or the girl in the psa?
>>679138689
Jesus the laugh at the end is so god damn cute.
>>679142332
what?
>>679138689
Are you taking requests?
>>679138689
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FQqdLllM3Y
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1twPiJ3ZSV0
>>679141127
Hey its anon with that supercool voice again
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bO4U1hGRbh
>>679141228
Implying anon isn't doing the same shit prob saying that to convince himself otherwise?
>>679140865
Wales
>>679136732
You sound like PA announcer
>inb4 'guy smiley' seasame street kekek
>>679144463
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18pp3QOtyRF
>>679137984
its a fucking voice changer u retard
>>679135460
DELICOUS AND PIPING HOT IN ONLY 3 MICROWAVE MINUTES
>>679144885
nigger
>>679147690
would plow him regardless
Please don't be a dead thread, I love these.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DCPXQ6prTM
>>679147565
TF?
>>679147931
Imitate >>679144463 & >>679147565
>>679147826
Say what little faggot?
>>679147931
>>679147931
Lets hear you say in your most seductive voice 'daddy please let me touch myself I'm sooooo horny rn'
>>679148106
>>679144463
>>679147565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FSgQV9T4c7
>>679134341
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13IRtRfwOTP
>>679148373
This >:)
>>679148405
I think I woke up my neighbors. You did good lol.
>>679148443
Where's you from?
>>679148405
Say this:
I went to Subway yesterday and got a 12" Italian B.M.T. on Italian bread, with provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, black olive, banana pepper, mayonnaise, mustard, vinegar, oil, salt and pepper, a small bag of Doritos, three cookies, and a large Diet Dr. Pepper. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the Subway worker I ordered from was outside puffing on an e-cig.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the Subway restaurant, but that is another story.
I went to Subway for dinner last night and got two 12" Meatball Marinaras on Italian Herbs & Cheese bread, each with provolone cheese, parmesan cheese, a cup of the soup of the day, three cookies, and a large Diet Dr. Pepper. As I was paying the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
>>679148373
>>679148353
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tyATKiRcKX
>>679148648
Where in England you from?
>>679148648
Wtf?
You said to tell you what to say I mean thats what this is about fun and requests shittttt anon dont be a feminist
>>679148645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0plZ07TIQ9o
I'm super high so this sounded 100x better
>>679148648
whats it like being an attention whore?
>>679148994
you'd rather say that long ass dumb shit than let 4chan hear your seductive voice saying something actually meaningful
>kekekek
>>679148644
Poland, my accent is still shite, trying to get better but it's still better than 99% of Poles.
>>679148891
>>679148997
>>679148970
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M8Usa3z5FC
>>679148994
Lmao, effort
>>679149305
I was pretty out of breath by the end haha
>>679149209
What do you think of foot fetish? If your bf said he has a foot fetish, would you satisfy his fetish or...?
>>679149209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yKEPpfS33w
>>679149464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xFAcP1DN7w
>>679149573
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ixfzxXInE8
>>679149590
This:
You know what assface? How about you quit fishing for replies on the goddam Internet. At least go back to fucking reddit where your hilarious "mememaster" comments will garner cuckvotes. Who knows? Maybe you'll actually cum harder jacking off to your magical internet points rather than the REPLIES you get on an ANONYMOUS image board. You are so sad and pathetic that if I had even the tiniest shred of empathy in my body, which I don't, I would probably still feel bad for you. I honestly bet you knuckleblast your grandpas prostate for gas money. I'll let you know one thing and one thing only douchefag. I am /b/. I am the collective voice of the greatest board of the greatest site on the greatest internet in the goddam universe and I only have one thing to say to you. You. Are. Cancer. I speak for the rest of this community when I say you should seriously and unironically consider ending your pathetic cuckeroni and cheese excuse of a life by ingesting 18 liters of kangaroo cum. Stay gay cockthroat.
facts;
-we live in a world of evil people ruling this world
-they are so powerful, that any strike against them is considered suicide
-they are working day by day to make this world even more miserable
-we're all going to die anyway
now since i presented you with these facts let me ask you a question;
What would it take to convince a person so utterly sick with this world that it wants to kill itself to strike against the force that makes this world shittier day by day instead of dying a death of a moron?
>>679136178
Fat
lol did i actually posted this as a response to this thread omg i'm retarded sry
>>679149705
Why you acting all stuck up and shit in a vocaroo thread not fulfilling request bitch you afraid it'll make you feel less of a woman or that you're cheating or some bs?
>>679149753
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wuNQerumd7
>>679149868
Wow, you hella mad, mate. I'm just trying to have fun on a Wednesday night. Sorry you're not having fun too.
>>679149949
Lol wtf, its just from >>679149205
>>679149949
You funny I give you that
>kekekek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07UY37DDpBJ
>>679150279
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iD2Qbayay2
>>679149949
What do you think of camwhores? Would you ever do it?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Be8cHGY59j
hey guys how fucking shitty does my voice sound?
>>679134341
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W7kv4A0FCe
I didn't think my thread was still alive
>>679150582
i was waiting for you bb >>679147861
>>679150506
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pvtaZAsdA6
>>679150279
Good, cuz you get my sexy voice instead.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s5XpqIuKBE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s032cCJ8TLfr
>>679150821
Bless you hahahahhaa. You did what I couldn't
>>679150821
>>679150820
so are you using some voice synth or some shit?
>>679150878
No dubs, but good try.
>>679150434
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wfQr0SZEsF
>>679150434
Whoaa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OSBIw0ZN4c
>>679150582
Nahhhh we been waiting for OP with the cool voice to return
These threads are cool should be here everyday
>>679150994
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15jGS05vYyE
Have you not heard a woman's voice or what?
>>679150994
Nah, she isn't. Lots of Australian ladies sound like that. It gives almost no indication of their dimensions, either.
>>679151015
Hahahahaha hello fellow Aussie! Sorry you don't like my recordings, mate.
>>679150821
You sound as tho you need a glass of water dude
>>679147931
You sound like my little brother. Exactly. Like holy fuck.
>>679151019
Hahaha you'll never know if skeleton or girl. Don't let it haunt you, mate.
>>679151248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lJp64xMT6t
>>679151367
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RpTOypWQ99
>>679134709
>David has lhoff/10
>>679134341
Enjoy the pain.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oP3JQ0vCft
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Zz4OZiC1Oe
yeah i know, shitty voice
>>679151392
Sorry mate, no more bogan.
>>679151581
Kalamazoo
>>679151592
All good, mate.
>>679151147
Like this but smaller eyes. I have 70s boy hair.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03VF9bA5hsp
>>679151552
my awful voice part 1 and 2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ixxFjLQLrK
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ixxFjLQLrK
>>679151119
can you say "i want to hug you dan" please?
>>679151816
Alright can you tell me what these are
>>679151934
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ueg2yyRz6G
>>679151934
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s03VF9bA5hsp
>would-fuck-while-riding-a-kangaroo / 10
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ux1Lj259W7
can somebody read this sounding like a slobbering mad man?
http://wiesnerx0042.blogspot.com/2016/04/they-call-them-toilet-posts.html
>>679151983
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aIaO35rkh8
>>679152133
>ttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0ux1Lj259W7
Adorable
>>679152212
Bye sweetie. Who's that fag on your back?
>>679152212
>>679152212
who is that omega shit eater orbiter in the background? tell him i'd like to slap my cock on his face
>>679152212
Whose that faggot in the background crowding ur space lmao?
>>679134709
ARE YOU BRENDANIEL
>>679152346
>>679152410
>>679152429
My fiance, buddies. He's a sweetie pie really. You guys have a good night! Byeeeee
>>679152549
Too cute
>>679152549
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dr5eOBHUI7
G'night sandgroper!
>>679152549
i bet you cuck him with some nigger. also none mentioned you should post tits along your qt3.14 voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03HmKVl8vj1
>>679152165
>http://wiesnerx0042.blogspot.com/2016/04/they-call-them-toilet-posts.html
Sane version
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SslU6uGTKB
Version II
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WO0i6e6Hnh
>>679152723
Good Morning, but 15:32 in Spain
>>679152410
>>679152429
>>679151983
>>679152346
>>679152676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hYm0uuMbs7
>>679152804
Nigga
>>679152676
I'm not attracted to black guys. I honestly don't have eyes for anyone but my fiance. Gotta be a good wifey, hey. Haha. For realsies now, I gotta go. You all have fun. I'll see you all next vocaroo thread n 3 n
>>679152133
>when you're fucking your dog, but you end up punching it on the head too hard
>>679152549
>>679152212
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HY9vnDTgDq
>>679152804
Saying everyone who visits 4chan is lonely I guess you're including yourself faggot
>>679152915
be sure in the next thread to include tits + timestamp and also none believe you. women are alway thirsty of bbc. you included slutty stacey.
You all sound like social degenerate faggots, don't make me pull up at your house with my shooters boi, don't disrespect l'a, you social degenerate nerds
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EXiAdZJEJM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fxq70kBTc2
>>679152738
>>679153107
ur making me horny m8
>>679152797
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HULzaPpDe0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ehppC8E3QZ
oh dear
>>679152091
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1595EtqAhRp
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s2IvbegnEv
rate, take, keep, whatever
>>679153190
>cumming
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gH6ZoojAJo
>>679152966
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19eF3lgRcqH
>>679153411
by paying some hookers right? i mean i get laid too by paying , nothing to be shamed of but at least i dont brag around
>>679153372
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sPqjrttPjN
>>679153411
And the angel has spoken his words are gospel truth everyone bow down to the anon who says he gets laid on a vocaroo thread trying not to sound like the lonely degenerate virgin faggot he clearly is
>I feel for you son
>>679153548
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05RXZp86bEq
>>679153588
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04VerVsowjO
>>679153725
>super kekekek
>>679153725
>>679153548
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yGlpP0eVW3
>>679148045
what does team fortress have to do with it, and why are you so uncertain which sequel it is?
>>679153981
you're crazy dude who wanted or expected to get pussy in vocaroo thread come on anon you trippin son
> virgin detected
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bppf2Ltyl0
>>679153372
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qIBJDBT3RT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nc9BbjuJ9X
Good night guys
>>679153762
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pdls7gTPYL
>>679149159
who are you quoting?
>>679154381
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xyXIjED9Za
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M1cjno2atf
xd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04BBCefIHM0
>>679154281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nWIVQvKebQ
>>679153411
stop raping you cat.
>>679155429
Good night, danger dolan
>>679139321
you sound exactly like the angry fedora guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUVOgPzXm7g
