ITT: post your hobbies and i rate them from 1-10 on the autism scale
Minecraft.
I'm a 36 yr old guy.
I'm in a marchingband and I LOVE it.
>started at age 7
>now I'm 18
>get to travel and perform around Europe
>>679131463
you already know you're a 10
also
>>679131547
thats actually really cool, i'm gonna give you a 4
Fitness, playing piano, playing drums, gaming
Accuracy Shooting with different kinds of guns and sometimes hunt and go fishing
>>679131707
8, 4, 2, 10
>>679131740
american/10
9, 7, 3
Fapping allday is my hobby
28 kissles virgin
>>679131766
Thanks anon
>>679131834
Im actually from Finland
Starting to get into metal detecting.
>>679131860
no hobbies so 10
>>679131918
thats pretty autism.
7
Building and rock crawling Jeeps
Target shooting 1860s rifle muskets on a team
>>679132065
Crap. Well I also fish and um... fix stuff like cars and pinball games.
What the hell, is this a shitty dating profile?
Stacking cups
I time myself and try to do it faster the next time
climbing
Basketball, badminton, and studying chemistry.
Fish keeping
>>679132196
7/10
>>679132151
fixing cars is dope, 2, 2, 3
metal detecting sounds kinda interesting but it is autism
>>679132190
8/10
But I've done it too. Used to go to church camp, they had competitions for fastest cup stacker and unstacker.
>>679132259
Mine had who could cum faster challenges. I was always the favorite.
>>679132068
i don't really understand the first bit
second bit is 5
Running (away from my problems)
>>679132259
thats maximum autismo 10/10
>curch camp speed stacking
>you had buttsex in this camp?
>>679132333
I spend money and time working on my vehicle so I can go break shit for fun and do it all over again.
I'm a street magician
Get free drinks and the occasional magic gig here. The majority of women seem to like it and that's pretty awesome.
Always bring a deck of cards with me when i go out drinking, everyone loves and i get free drinks here and there so i can't complain.
>>679131318
I build, paint and modify 1/72 scale model aircraft, but only WW2 types.
Each is built with flammable gel inside the wings and tail and a firework in the forward fuselage and the fuse coming out below.
I have almost 200, one day I will rain down fire.
op is autism
Pretending to be blind
I often wondered what it would be like if I was born blind. So sometimes I'll close my eyes and promise not to open them for a set interval. Usually like 5 hours, but once I went a whole day.
It's interesting trying to walk past obstacles and rely on your ears to navigate. Although you do get some strange looks. I actually don't trip very much, but the risk of doing so makes it more exciting
casual gaming
rock climbing
weightlifting
beer brewing
fixing old cars
>>679131318
Yes
>>679132475
That's beautiful.
But also 12/10 on the autism scale.
1. posting and lurking on imageboards
2. playing guitar
3. recording music
4. playing Trials Evolution on Xbox 360
5. fingerboarding
>>679132417
10/10
magic is "i need an excuse to talk to girls" hobby
>>679132417
9/10
I ride and restore old triumph motorcycles
>>679132497
Like a 2 at max bro.
>>679132497
0/10
>>679132497
10
2
8
5
2
>>679132523
Brian
>>679132333
Nice trips. He's probably talking about shit like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEGfuaSFt14
I used to be a mall wheeler.
>photography
>real estate
>binge drinking
>>679132606
Not him, but he sounds like a guy I'd get along with
Origami, playing Smash 4, browsing ylyl threads in /b/
>>679131318
Cycling
>>679132523
10
guitar is tricky because it can be premium autism or not autism at all depending on what kind of music you make.
3
8
10
videogames, anime, lifting, drugs
>>679132537
thats dope
1/10
>>679132651
I wish I had the cash to do that kind of extreme stuff, but knock that down about 10 notches and yeah, that's my hobby.
Lol @ mall wheeling.
compact bow archery, atving, drinking games, growing weed
>>679132537
Can I be your friend?
In the "I want free motorcycle parts" kind of way.
>>679132743
>guitar is tricky because it can be premium autism or not autism at all depending on what kind of music you make.
A lot of genres, but mostly melodic death metal
>>679131318
Competitive lasertag
Magic the gathering
Hiking
Dancing
>>679132790
That's hellanorcalbro/10
>>679132750
10
10
8
drugs aren't autism but listing them as a hobby is, 10
>>679131318
I paint when I get the motivation
i love eating shit i cant get enough of it like being rated by a 13year old
Fapping
Fishing
Football (no not handegg)
Drinking
Weed
Pc gaming
Airsoft
Collecting retro games such as nes snes sega
Hunting & Sailing
>>679131318
Tea parties
Journaling
Cheerleading
Crocheting
Ukulele
Animation
Picnics
Mountain Biking, Hiking, Guitar
>>679132688
>12
>>679132962
10
2
1
not autistic but listing it as a hobby is, 10
10000000
10
10
10
>>679133015
Lol, nobody is going to fall for that.
I collect swords, watch mlp and anime, debate religion and dress too classy
I rap and play guitar.
Mountain biking, playing bass guitar, car enthusiast
>>679133015
>i'm a grill btw
>>679133087
You post your shit anywhere? I want to hear it
7, 5
>>679133087
are you white?
because if so 10
>>679133076
I'm being legit I can take a picture of my tea set, my new picnic basket, my crocheting, my journal, and my cheer uniform if you don't believe me
>>679131318
sportsbikes, kneedown
working out
gaming
>>679131882
haista vittua pergele poro
>>679133116
7, 6, 5
>>679133128
tits or gtfo
>>679133178
>100/10
Knife throwing.
>>679133191
4, 3, 8, 10
>>679133178
>if you don't believe me
Believing you doesn't even factor into it.
>>679133171
Yup, search up Kozeofficial @ YouTube.
Listen to "Can't ignore me" or my fallout 4 rap.
Those are just most recent.
>>679133128
>>679133033
OP you fag, r8!
Boxing and downhill mtb
>>679133172
White as a ghost
>>679133128
>>679133374
I didn't post "I'm a grill" that was some random anon
>>679133369
>fallout 4 rap
holy shit this autism
>>679131318
uni
reading
internet
weed
my cat
gettin jiggy on the regs
>>679131318
Cooking
Growing vegetables.
Foraging.
Video games.
>>679133484
First game rap I did, tried to take advantage of the hype. Ended up being the most viewed on that channel so I'd say it worked out.
I gas the kike.
However, it doesn't exactly work like in the movies, so I usually have to go in and bludgeon them with a club.
Maybe they should make a movie about me.
>>679133551
8 9 8 3 10 10
>>679133561
10 10 10 10
>>679133604
"I'm just pretending to be autistic for views, total normie here"
>>679133604
your flow actually isn't bad, but rapping about video games is like pony dubstep tier autism
>>679133769
Agreed. Which is why I won't do another. It was my buddies idea since the hype was pretty decent.
>>679131318
Guns
mlp
I play world of Warcraft on warm and server for upwards of 8 hours a day..
Jogging, guitar
>>679133733
Do what you gotta do for that exposure
>>679133879
67 on both
Kys
>>679133891
8 hours of pure autism so 10
make nigger jokes in public, pee on toilet paper at washrooms, play league of legends, smoke weed, marathons, rap, twitter
Painting
Practising magick. Like not the illusions, but actual magick. Summoning spirits, throwing curses and stuff
Rate my autism
Vaping
>>679134117
0/10 this is a pretty cool guy.
>>679133891
thats not a fucking hobby get a life
>>679134148
He's a funny guy!
>>679133891
I know the game is semi addictive, but 8 hours a day!? Aren't you tired of grinding yet?
>>679132220
0/10
>>679134038
I rate myself 9 cause is not retail
:)
>>679134079
You baiting is the real autism
I like trains
>>679131318
games
but actualy i stuck with one game for years
have been addicted the last 10 years to civilisation 4
have downloaded it and deleted it for a good 50 times i guess, also buyed it several times. I also played Minecraft some good year with my nephew , and we built a nice little world with 2 cities, 7 villages, and more stuff all conected with railways, and all on SUrvival mode
I tried to learn Japanese for quite some time, but without jap speaking people to talk to, my knowledge stayed simple. Also learned 1300 of the 2100 Kanjies, so when i see a japanese text, i can tell at least whats about it.
hmmm
i tried to become a PUA master, but didnt work realy cause of uglyness and autism, but helped me to stop being introvert
i am in fitnes now, and i quite like it
>>679134191
Lol no I srsly just walk around and rekt kids doing quests and ICC 25HC
cycling
>>679134223
so. many. words.
10/10 autism.
>>679131318
I build models and write stories.
>>679133430
Rate my hobbies niggers!
Tumblr
9gag
imgur
/pol/
>>679134407
Models of?
Magic the gathering, paintball, league of legends.
>>679133897
Meh 3/10
>>679134481
its like im looking into the future
>>679134481
>pickup soccer
What does that even mean?
>>679133430
3. Boxing is for fags mountain biking is sick
>>679134560
American football, because you can touch the ball with your hands.
>>679131318
running, reading, playing csgo and dark souls games, basketball
>>679134484
Anything that piques interest, from cars that were never released, to older plane sets and the occasional fantasy item, like Gunpla or famous Sci-Fi ships.
Taking care of my 50 olive trees
Reparing vehicles, mostly agriculture-aid vehicles
Foraging
Finding free stuff on craigslist, fixing it and using or reselling it.
>>679134659
Any pics?
Tabletennis
Paragliding
Water Skiing
Gaming
>>679131318
Write Science fiction short stories, competitive shooter (multiple disciplines), taking bike to track days, fantasize about actually selling the stuff I write
>>679134560
There is a league that has pickup games on Saturday mornings. Basically you show up two "captains" of the shirts v skins choose the teams. I played in high school and am usually picked pretty quickly.
>>679131318
I write and read poetry.I also play Legos and I have very diverse tastes in music. R8?
>>679134753
I am going to report this. Idk why people find this funny. I was abused as a child and it fucked me up growing up.
>>679133430
gay / 10
>>679134725
Just of the Gunpla, as the cars and planes are at my grandparents house, since I built them for my grandfather and myself. Willpost in a sec.
>>679134725
>>679134884
No, you got fucked growing up.
>>679134556
How so? You have a girlfriend that is gonna leave you?
>>679134668
A Fellow forager!!!
Tell me about the best thing you've found
>>679134753
I think everyone has done this tbh fam
>>679131318
low level programming, grand strategy games
![cyber_police[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dXegeS8.jpg "cyber_police[1].jpg")
>>679134884
Going outside in the forest and living on nothing but roots, anything i am able to catch including rabbits, maggots, fish. Being self sufficient with nothing but primitve tools.
>>679135110
Not him but
Erotic Roleplay in online chatrooms.
That is pretty much all I do if I don't work. Sometimes I play videogames but rarely.
Oh and its mostly Furry stuff.
>>679135247
Yet here you are. I think you are thinking of camping trips buddy.
>>679135247
Can you give me some tips on catching rabbits?
No guns where i live so it needs to be a trap?
>>679135341
Google "snare"
>>679135265
Running over a deer antler isn't foraging.
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>>679135247
>Being self sufficient with nothing but primitve tools.
>Such as the internet and 4chan
>yfw he is a primitive tool
>>679135110
Depends on time of the year, i mostly enjoy looking for mushrooms, and truffles, which are hard to find but its really rewarding... In this part of the year i mostly look for wild asparagus, which makes an awesome pasta sauce
>>679135407
Would a rock trap be affective
Guitar (mostly death metal)
Binge drinking
Reading comments on news articles on facebook and see how retarded people actually are
>>679135268
Cqn you explain why? I go to the strip club sometimes or bang an escort because I am too dead inside to love anyone. How does this shit even do anything for you? Youre roleplaying as a fictional fucking man dog.
Sorry anon I rate this a solid 9.
>>679135049
she already did.
>>679135492
Get a fucking 9mm handgun and shoot them fag it isnt complicated
23, electronics, motorcycles and motorcycle restorations, steel fabrication.
>>679135485
I also enjoy mushroom hunting.
I found a giant puffball once and about a kg of oyster mushrooms.
>>679135550
How long were you together
>>679135607
No guns where i live
>>679135333
I took brakes too.
>>679135341
Look for rabbit droppings, and put snares along the paths they are most likely to go. You can find them by finding any small little like pathways that are a bit lower in the ground kind like a half tunnel (hard to explain english not my first language).
Rabbits and squirels tend to take the easiest lowest route (where they less likely to be exposed). So put few traps here and there.
You can also try to hide your scent by smearing ur hands with droppings or mud.
>>679135492
I don't know, try it...
Just getting into shooting, live in the UK though, so shit guns all round
My hobby is taking care of myself and having a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
>>679132537
I planning to restore and old triumph and build a café, how much chicks dig it?
>>679135613
I live in Tuscany, Italy... I have 50 olive trees in the wild, that's how i developed foraging... However, the climatic changes are affecting my oil production, last year it went shit
>>679135517
I dead inside just like you. Only that I found a different vent to blow off some steam. (A cheaper one I might say and one that I don't have to leave the house).
In the fantasy world I can be anything I want - makes it attractive for me because in the real world I can just be me. And that's like the one thing I don't want to be.
Also it's an addiction by now. I could not stop even if I tried.
>>679135750
SerialKiller/10
I bet you like to get dubs as well, you sick bastard.
>>679135511
>likes metal
>not a greasy haired, smelly retard
>>679131318
I'm a fisherman and hunter. If I am not at work I am getting ready for the season or out hunting/fishing. I live on the Chesapeake Bay, have a boat and go out all day. I am 29 now and life is lonely but simple and good. I have a german shepherd that loves me and is my best friend.
>>679134725
Model guy here, these are the Gunpla I've kept over the years.
>>679135878
I bet if you got a girlfriend you could
>>679135657
2 years. not as bad as you i guess
>>679135975
Close up of my favorite, Burning/God Gundam
>>679135692
EVEN FOR HUNTING?????????
I like listening to EDM and going to parties
Read books and play Monster Hunter.
Electric guitar
MMA
Powerbuilding
Scripting
Downhill biking
Pentesting
>>679131318
Drink all day, everday
>>679136013
I am sorry man. It sucks. I have a woman at the gym I am gonna ask out on a date I think. Right now it just feels like I will never be able to love anyone again.
>>679135975
These pics are horrible. Stuff looks neat though man.
I'm 41 and all I do is go to work and look forward to going on 4chan for 7 hours when I get back.
>>679135750
0/10
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dipp453.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>679135863
They dig it, but you gotta be nonchalant about it mate.
>buy a small-ish helmet for the ladies
>offer to give chicks a lift
>brake and feel them titties on ya back
noice
>>679131318
I play in a blues band
>>679136301
When you're using tracphones, they typically are bad quality. But thanks, man!
>>679136188
How do you get the money to do that? When I was binge drinking I ended up back at my moms house until I sobered up. Drinking fucking sucks the life out of your sould. Switch to marijuana or see if your doctor will give you some benzos man. I was an alcoholic for 5 years. When you get that off your back you feel like your life is finally starting. Like you can actually be happy without a fucking half bottle of whiskey in you.
>>679135341
I guess ur no longer here.
I guess i wasted my time writing this
i make youtube videos
>>679135750
Dubs get
>>679131318
"playing" Guitar
>>679135988
>if I got a girlfriend
>>679136224
haven't been able to leave the house really. i organize things with friends then lie and say something came up. ask her out anon. it wont hurt
>>679131463
I pick locks.
>>679136457
Link me one
>>679135341
>>No guns where i live
Doesn't have access to 17th century technology.
Uses internet to ask fellow plebes how to kill a rabbit.
>>679136523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_El3shEPLs
Slinging, trumpet, bass, Japanese, vaporwave, shooting
>>679136523
Voting Trump based on how much he's unlike the current president, which you dislike is a dumb strategy. Instead read the plans of the candidates and decide what will work best
>>679136452
Im still here,
I was just wondering wouldn't a rock trap with some fruit as bate be better for a complete beginner?
>>679136518
Post an ad on craigslist. Dude it really is this simple. Next time you are gonna go to the store make sure you are dressed nice. When you see a pretty girl go to the check out line immediately go stand behind her. Say "excuse me madam, but I would be very interested in taking you on a date. May I have the number of your personal cell?" It has about a 20% success rate.
I watch wrestling
>>679131318
i have been training a girl online and once a week in person to be a sub, i was just discussing self harm with her, she was in a mood all day yesterday because she failed a task, that was untill i got her to whip herself and then she was fine, so was just discussing what to use to hurt enough and instantly show up in pics to satisfy me
Golf
>can't tell if hobby or sport.
Cook
>>679131318
I like to sow.
Marathons, tennis and playing souls games every now and then.
>>679136726
I am not sure.
I think it's better for the pray to catch itself as it moves through your snare. As birds could also eat ur bait and any other animals. Besides u require bait for that method.
Haven't had experienced with that method as i use all bait for myself of catch fish.
>>679136582
Not bad. Find some smaller websites or subreddits "like there is probably an /r/crownvic" and post them there for more exposure.
Drawfaggotry
butterfly knives
card magic
gardening
>>679131318
OP confirmed basement dweller, gives weightlifting an 8
>>679134338
>>679132722
He's ignoring us fam.
>>679134338
>>679132722
>>679137143
Samefag
>>679135750
No dubs/10
>>679136993
there be more.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUn6q7nbrOFg06ZMzeoNMHg/videos
>>679131318
I play bagpipes
>>679137349
1/10
thats just masculine
Childcare
Scuba instructor
DIY-HomeAutomation
Water Polo
>>679131318
I go into a swamp during the day/night and set up speakers. I sit out there with my equipment for long periods of time listening. It gets pretty intense because you never know what you might stumble upon. Here's a sound clip, if interested.
https://clyp.it/fxkbhmyg
>>679137119
weightlifting is autism as a hobby for the same reason card tricks are autism, its just "i want girls to like me"
>>679132488
15/10
>>679137443
how is childcare a hobby?
1, thats sick
7, but thats still sick
>>679131318
Writing stories
I am a weeb
Watching anime, playing eroges and iam addicted to osu!
Karate
>>679133191
Cant beat the feeling of the 1st time your knee hits the deck
>>679137599
I assume you meant to recording device, not speakers.
4/10
>>679137622
Not really. I don't have a girlfriend and I lift weights because I like it. I'm in no way attractive and most girls don't find powerlifters attractive.
Those casual gym faggots are the ones who do it for girls. Even then, getting girls to like you is far from autistic.
vidya, anime
>>679132488
>>Pretending to be blind
>>I'll close my eyes and promise not to open them for a set interval
>>get some strange looks
How would you know?
>>679132488
i pretend to be deaf when i go on holidays. ill walk with a notebook and use that to talk with people. its pretty fun
I play yugioh.
Voluntary firefighter
Casual dating trannies
>>679131318
>archery
>playing music
>vidya
35 Male Australian.
No Wife/No kids.
I have no hobby that takes up a chunk of my time. I divide it doing
Writing - Short stories/Fanfiction and (my love) Poetry
Computer
Gaming - collecting retro systems and games.
Bush Walking/Riding
Reading
Carpentry
Painting
Anime
Pokemon
Doctor Who
oh and drinking with friends and family (yes that is a hobby to me)
all this while having full time employment
Have at thee.
3D art and pen tricks.
Street Fighter
>>679139629
>being an alcohol is a hobby now
k
plastic scale model kits
going to start playing w40k soon with some bud's
