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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REKT THREAD
share your pics/stories
here is mine

when I was 13, I tied up a girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.
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>>679045076
On the list of things that didn't happen
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>>679045076
Cool story bro.
You should tell us another story.
Possibly one that actually happened this time.
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>>679045742
>>679046180
you should contribute at least
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of an autistic liar.
Only a fool would take the shit OP posted here as fact.
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Didn't know this was a creative writing thread.
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>>679045875
HAHAHAHJAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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>>679045076
cool story loser
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Copy pasta is stale.
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>>679045575
>>679045634
>>679045719
This is now rekt Ace Combat edition
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>>679048231
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>>679048576
When the tab kicks in
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>>679045076
don't believe you
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>>679049981
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>>679045076
>pic
did he die?
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>>679045076
Ive seen this story before, nice bullshit
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>>679049087
>>679048054
>>679046180
>>679045742
New friends fucking everywhere
Old ass pasta. Don't even acknowledge it.
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>>679050595
one died and the other one is now a vegetable
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>>679050819
finally someone exposing them
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>>679045956

lol the justice was swift in this one
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>Mfw people don't recognize this copypasta
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>>679050819
meh I just don't pay much attention in those things like pasta
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>>679051301

Nigga's gonna nigg.
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>>679051299
if u are interested i have more justice rekt
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>>679049981
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>>679051464
cool story
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>>679051301

fucking scuzz buckets. hope they all got trayvon martinned
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>>679048231
You are a piece of shit, anon. Do you find abusing helpless animals funny? Did you giggle when you saw this mouse chained up? What about when it's penis was cut off and you could see the fear in its eyes as it struggled in pain? Is that really what you find amusing or entertaining? If so, you need to take a long look into the mirror and reevaluate your life. Being edgy on the internet for attention or laughs is one of the most pathetic things a person can do and reeks of a mental deficiency. I highly doubt you would behave this way in real life or want people you associate with to know you like this kind of stuff, so why bother at all? If you can't control your urges, check into a mental hospital or get therapy.

The person who actually committed this act is the lowest of the low. Worse than niggers who cheat the system and drain tax payer dollars. Worse than inbred rednecks who think car racing is a sport. Worse than furries who jack off to anthropomorphic animals. Worse than skinhead pussies who think they're real nazi's. Worse than violent arabs who blow themselves and others up over a fictional book. Really, the only person worse than an animal abuser is a pedophile in my mind because that is also hurting a defenseless creature, although they are human.

If I had it my way you and the woman in this video would be stoned to death and left on the ground to decompose - no burial would be permitted, Antigone style. You honestly don't deserve to exist in our society and i think that you know this deep down. I dare you to share this with your co-workers, spouse, friends, relatives, etc and see what they have to say. Will they be like "LOL anon that was funny tell those peta faggots to chill or go back to tumblr" or would they look at you with a disgusted look on their face and say "That was disgusting anon, why the fuck do you have this video?" We both know what the answer is and that you won't actually take me up my offer because you're a faggot.
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>>679051993
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>>679052275

-----____-----
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>>679045076
u wot
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>>679052362
Shut up fag
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>>679048231
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>>679052362
Man dats some gud ass pasta
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>>679052275
The payoff was worth the wait
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>>679045875
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>>679052699
File size says different.
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>>679045956
karma bitch
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>>679053295
yes
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>>679051556
Moarplx
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>>679053411
the fuck was up with his petty chase away his victim, he has a fuckin gun, unless he's just a retard with a toy
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>>679052895
>newfag
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>>679045076
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>679054020
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>>679050494
he should stop that could kill her
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>>679052586
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>>679045076
>>679051698
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>>679045076
Copypasta
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>>679054905
instant police... hahaahha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZPJ3l1nElw
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totally deserved
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>>679045875
kek
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>>679049981
We need that kind of wall at the border
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dindu nuffin
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>>679054190
u wot m8
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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>679051556
Can we get a niggers getting rekt thread going?
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>>679058584
George Zimmerman to the rescue, once again.
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>>679051698
Jesus Christ.
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>>679052275
holy shit! i guess that's why you have 2 eyes, in case one of them gets shot out. damn.
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>>679053399
>nigger handling small animal
Nah fam.
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>>679059016
I like you. I like the reminder that there are people like you here.
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>>679059556
Rest assured anon, it's much worse than you expect.
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>>679045719
b b but this always works in the movies?
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>>679045719
Hot weels real life
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>>679059016
Here is the bait i was waiting
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>>679058452
And that is how you spank a bad nigger...
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>>679059146
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>>679061186
That's a classic
As soon as he gets how he has to deal with women he shoot himself
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>>679052362
TL;DR prolly fag shit
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>>679059016
inb4 moral faggotry
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>>679051301
White betas? more like large troop of chimps sneak up on whites and do what chimps do.
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>>679054905
Counter terrorism win.
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>>679061813
HEYY BRAH
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Anyone has some nerve gas webm or GIFs?
Also ethernal bleeding deads are welcome
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anyone has the cat scratching a girl's eye?
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I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought.
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>>679059016
lots of words. must be b8 & shit so I wont read.
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>>679050494
Getting shot is bad for your health
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>>679063135
That's the reason cuz you left school, right?
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If you guys love rekt go watch this tv series

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=1000+ways+to+die&biw=1920&bih=955&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiFue_Qq4rMAhWFpZQKHQavAkgQ_AUIBigA&dpr=1

its called 1000 ways to die
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>>679051698
MMM THAT BLOOD MIST
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>>679063469
Fuckin noob
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>>679045076
i don't believe any of that ever happened.
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>>679050494
THis bitch fucking deserved it for trying to act brave and independent. I hate hispanic women who think they're in charge
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>>679064054
It happened, I was there
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>>679053399
fucking sav! moar like this plz
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>>679064054
what sort of stupid newfag are you? that's old pasta you reddit castoff. go to 9gag, you're not welcome here. i am tugging at my foreskin in fusteration just knowing that normies like u are ruining my /b/oard
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>>679064366
Like this? Or more with cats?
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>>679064366
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>>679050494
Six wasn't enough to but eight would have been too many.
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>be 8 year old me
>fort fights ina woods
>5th grader targets me
>attacks me n chokes me
>on top of me pressing a branch to my throat
>scream a scream of a dovahkiin
>mother fucker sprints away around a large bush
>throw rock in anger over bush
>hit fucker in head
>split his skull
>28 stitches, 4 days in hospital
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>>679064395
this is a screamer/shocker image
Do not click
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>>679064395
jumpscare bait
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>>679054190
Anon, are you okay?
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>>679064799
Nice. I smoked my friend with a rock during a childhood game of rock wars. Who would've thought if you get hit in the head it would split and swell your shit. Good times.
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>>679064395
A shitty one at that . fix your resolutions kiddo
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>>679055149
That was a hell of a shot, off his back foot and bladed and hit the dude? Good shit.
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>>679064395
kill yourself fucking nigger
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>>679048231
Do you find enjoyment in posting this shit?
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>>679065333
oh man, i fucking loved playing rock wars when i was a kid. i used to always win too. my friends never saw it coming. most of them were faggots, though. i'd just rape them afterwards
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>>679065667
Do you find enjoyment in getting ass blasted by niggers?
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>>679064261
go put on your panties, mysoginist!
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>>679045076
nice quads.
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>>679066163
interesting title. also, i love a pussy you can get a mouth full of and bite.
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>>679054190
it was a nigger and his gangsta pants were falling down
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>>679059016
Classic
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>>679066357
why even make this
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>>679051993
what happened ?
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>>679066163
MOOOOOODS
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>>679067085
mods on what faggot?
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>>679067273
some people
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>>679054905
i could watch this all day long
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>>679066482
source?
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>>679052362
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>>679068038
old thread
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>>679068111
WOOORSTAAA
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>>679064395
not even scare lol what a fucking retard
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>>679045076
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>>679066163
I was actually looking for that one thanks anon
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>>679048231
fuck mice
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>>679068360
any captin obvious that is on duty ?
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>>679052640
kekekekek
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>>679069080
Dad had the gun said to his kid "Get a job or kill yourself" Guess which one he chose.
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>>679067069
Attempted car jacking. Owner killed him
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>>679065938
Ya there the fags cause there the ones gettin raped!
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>>679068360
Can someone explain what the fuck is happening in this?
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>>679069564
Fuck I didnt see >>679069396
Thanks man
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>>679069396
He got a decent job ?
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>>679069646
If eating bullets is a job then yes
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>>679068111
that nigga dead
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>>679069790
Lucky him , i hope he is well paid
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>>679069080
>Dad is disappointed by son and says son will do him a favor by killing him.
>Son sees the opportunity and offs himself instead.
>Dad slaps son because he thinks son actually tried to shoot him.
>Mom and Dad realize what happened and have a seizure
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>>679065234
Are you okay anon?
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>>679045076
I remember this copypasta from 2005. Man, good times.
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>>679045076
Heard this story before
Nice try op
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>>679068038
Are you serious ?
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>>679058554
Yes, so they can just kick out all the bricks and walk through...
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>>679061186
jesus christ, dont kill yourself over a woman
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>>679059016
Welcome to b faggot. Enjoy your stay.
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>>679051698
His head popped like a fucking grape
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>>679045076
2/10 copypasta
try harder next time
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>>679045076

you know how to get someone horny, anon

I love you, rape me
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>>679066900
why are queer black guys fashionable?
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>>679048231
Yuck.
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>>679045875
first imd /b/ went to a girls house
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>>679070339
Not even doom music redeems this.
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>>679063469
get out faggot
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>>679045875
he tried real hard not to too
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>>679045634
I was there, that shit sucked
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>>679068360
whats up with that ridiculous way to show suffering?
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>>679071293
Lyin ass nigga
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>>679071293
>>679071394
Beleive what you will my dude. I have no way to prove it. Reno air races a few years back. I was living in lake Tahoe and a buddy of mine got tickets from his work.
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>>679053411
found a white chick outside starbucks... kek

wonder if she could even
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>>679064395
DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WHO'S THE NIGGER NAO BITCH
NA NA NA NA NAAAA NAAAAAA
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>>679071371
The human mind breaks in beautiful ways.
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>>679068405
hey faggot do you really need auto-sync, gps, bluetooth, wi-fi and 3g at the sametime?
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>>679045076
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>>679064395
Didn't even jump and my phone was 8 inches from my face. Honestly you are terrible.
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>>679072193
I would make a string puppet out of that. Kek.
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>>679064563
i can fap to this. Please more
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>>679068111
OOOOOOH SHIEEET OOOOOOH SHIEEET
HE LEAKIN
WOOP WOOP
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>>679054769
i came.
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>>679045875
>Oh shit I feel like I'm gonna puke I should run for it!
>NO, they might think I'm weird if I just run off, I can hold it in.
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>>679072346
Like this?
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>>679052275
FUCK was that the inside of his eye?
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>>679055237
god i love this shit
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>>679066357
dat physics
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>>679068844
Fuck you
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>>679055237
dindus doing noffin
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>>679051301
> white betas wouldn't have fought back
> white betas wouldn't have been standing at the end

only betas are the niggers.
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>>679064402
oh my god your stupid
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>>679051301
>five black males are incapable of incapacitating a skinny white male

fucking kek'd
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>>679051301
lmfao accidentally into monkey enclosure
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>>679066482
>1449874602272
That's disgusting where is it from?
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>>679054769
God damn, I could fap to this.

So perfectly executed. He didn't draw his weapon all willy nilly and wave it around. He kept his head until he KNEW he could win then cleared the body, didn't chase the one guy out the door.

This guy is comfortable with violence, very well trained. Obv police or military.
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>>679061186
He wrote her name on the bullet, so she knew that she was the last thing that went through his head
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>>679072756
yes anon <3
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>>679073022
savages
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>>679052275
Woah that fucking eye
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>>679045076
If you're going to fucking copy something at least make it fucking green text ya shit nigglet
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>>679066482
that's hot, i remember seeing more of these in the past, where can i find them.
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>>679063469

this must be some kind of bait
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>>679045875
The force is strong with this kek
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>>679060122
KEK'd and CHECKE'd
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>>679045076
I'm confused, is this a rekt thread or a cringe thread?
Your words say rekt but your story says cringe.
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>>679064261
That was in Brasil
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>>679058584
yeeaaaa uncle joe! Slice the pie! Haha clean.
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If that's true then you're one sick fuck... I love it!
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>>679070339
why though. i dont understand why or how this could ever be deserved. it cant think consciously, it's fucking helpless. not a copypasta, this really is so fucking messed up
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>>679074902
Its not deserved. No explanation would make that less horrific.
Maybe the cat hurt the guy or his kids?
Maybe there are too many cats around?
Maybe the guy is deranged?
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>>679051698
OMG is he ok???
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>>679075468
>>679074902
he's doing it for fun quit being such sjw faggots
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>>679045875
No pussy for you
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>>679051299
unlike columbine
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>>679053399
wtf man
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>>679070339
you ll burn in hell motherfucker. you fucked up in life
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>>679075696
it's not social justice faggot it's not a human. It didn't have a fighting chance
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>>679075696
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>>679075648
kek "yes i'm shallow" then expect the same back cunt
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>>679076331
moar i can fap to this, but make sure the people actually get hit and the cars actually get destroyed
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>>679064659
>Average day in Russia
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>>679049981
As old as this is I always watch it hoping someone edited in something new.
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> be like 10
> decide to play golf with cousins
> with a rusty galvanized pipe as a golf stick
> get ready to hit the ball
> hit cousin's eye ball instead
> yeah she thought it was a good idea to stand right behind me while I was trying to hit the ball
> that's my blindspot you retard
> she's like 7 years old at the time
> she goes blind from that eye
> she's nowadays known as "rose the fat pirata"
> pretty sad story
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>>679075696
kill yourself
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>>679076620
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>>679052275
wow! had no idea that would happen! :O
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>>679064395
luckily I had the sound turned down
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>>679077232
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>>679077232
yes. i like torture!
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>>679059556
That's exactly as far as I got
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>>679076454
>it didn't have a fighting chance
why don't you go cry about it on your tumblr blog
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>>679077555
What's the story behind this?
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>>679077820
finish him
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>>679077162
did i hurt your feelings? maybe you can go talk about it at your weekly male feminism meetings.
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>>679059016
Cool copy pasta
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>>679077459
>>679077555


Holy shit, nerve gas is terrible.
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>>679052275
If someone had this in webm I'd watch again, the end is gnarly but it takes we look damn long to get to the moneyshot. Any anons have webm?
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>>679058209
I love this one. The would-be thief is such a fucking beta. Just stands there crying with a limp wrist.
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>>679067273
1girlsonesandbox
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>>679064395
but the jumper is less disturbing than the pic
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>>679068111
still looking for something to steal

dindu nuffin
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>>679066163
try using a webm that isn't spammed in every fucking porn thread
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>>679067273
Its less the action and more the roughness, damn girl
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>>679071969
how i hate that shit... get me angry
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>>679073743
kek
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>>679052275
Wow. Epic.
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>>679071776
A guy I worked with was there too. Got his leg fucked up. He was saying a few people had no trace left of them. Just vaporized!
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>>679078128
I'm guessing this is why they post those 'Do not touch electric 3rd rail' signs all over the place at train station. Dude is smoldering, they shoulda brought marshmallows.
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>>679052275

Yoo fockin' dickhead
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>>679071776
This one fascinates me. Tell me anything.

please!
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>>679064261
You sound like a beta cuck.
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>>679051556
Quickdraw Mcgraw
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>>679066163
laughing so fucking hard while being sick is a good way to get rid of all the slime, This one, and the failed jumpscare got me so fucking hard ( title) and the resolution of the jumpscare my god LOL
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>>679068111
Fuckin pussy using weapons
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>>679050976
any idea which one died and which one is a vegetable? source? im curious
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>>679077630
same. idgaf about human suffering. dont fuck w mah little cuties
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>>679048231
I hate this one! Liking this is really a sign of sick sad person.
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>>679068360
Cop, Told his son to shoot himself in the head, or stop playing video games, My heart pounds both with sadness ( the way they roll around and the mom taking the gun) and with LOL!
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>>679081790
Wow! Those edges should be illegal!
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>>679066163
naomi woods
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>>679070817
NEDM
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>>679052275
Wow.
/b/ is fucking 9gag now?
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>>679078128

The tracks have a huge current of electricity constantly running through them at all times. His bare skin made contact with them and it started electrocuting him, and since he wasn't pulled off, it started to burn his skin, hence the smoke at the end.
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>>679075696
>>679074902
>>679075468
even if i hate cats, i cant believe an asshole could actualy made this shit.

Would burn his eyes with some acid and play give his corpse to the cats kek
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>>679046547
That's what I call Satan's Sleigh
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>>679075648
>Ok fatty


top kek
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>>679051556
Medfag here, that nigga didn't died by that bullet in the conventional way, he got completely decorticated, you can see it by the posture he adopts when he falls.
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>>679066482
Oh god, where can I get moar disabled porn?
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>>679052275

God fucking damn...

Did he die or just went blind in that eye?
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>>679052640
>this is my life now
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>>679080889
>they shoulda brought marshmallows.
holy kek
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