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Ask a member of the Illuminati anything.
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>>679029916
Can you tell a Gray Alien "Ayy Lmao" in my stead plz?
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>>679029916
can i join?
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>>679029916
Is Trump a part of the plan?
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>>679029916
Can steel beams melt jet fuel?
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Ask pewdi pie to give me a shout out thx
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If dubs the nwo is true
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>>679029916
Accepting applications?
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5-series or E class?
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this is now a dubs thread
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What can we do to contain and/or eliminate the problem that's is the nigger population?
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>>679030079

there are paths to membership: fraternal societies, college fraternities, political thinktanks, corporate cartels and so on.

>>679030246
No, but he is inconsequential.

>>679030361
S-class, only.
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>>679030536
I'd rather contain, need bitches like this to jerk off to
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>>679029916
Can steel jets melt beams fuel?
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>>679030724
samefag, sorry for shitty pic scale
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>>679030536
>that's is
Literally worse than any nigger.
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>>679030536
We don't see them as a problem, but we know there are differences between the races. They will be smoothed out in a combination of ways.
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>>679029916
do the world have contact to aliens?
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>>679030691
I'm already a Mason does this help
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How many licks to the center of the conspiracy theory?
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>>679029916
Can I borrow your copy of the game?
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>>679031052
Yes, there are many species of aliens.

>>679031058
The main question is whether or not one of our irregular lodges operate behind Masonry in your area. In sum, it depends on your lodge, friendships, your philosophical understanding, and personal qualifications.

>>679031305
There is always a shill or a distraction and an operative. We always minimize the number of parties in the know and compartmentalize our actions through anonymity.
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>>679029916
How does Anonymous know so much about you guys?
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when you guys have sleepovers do you prank call 50 pizzas to ron pauls house?
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>>679029916
Are reptilians are real? and use holographs to disguise as humans?
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Do you guys smoke dank weed or is the illuminati full of shwag hounds?
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>>679029916

when is the USA finally gonna stop the bullshit muslim problem?
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>>679031589
>There is always a shill or a distraction and an operative. We always minimize the number of parties in the know and compartmentalize our actions through anonymity.

hence posting on 4chan :^)
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>>679031605
Anonymous is nothing, it is completely infiltrated. I've been on the internet since 1994 and there have been much more troublesome hacker collectives.

There are vigilant citizens but our plans will outlast them. We will ensure continuity of humanity after the tribulations.

>>679032024
Reptilians are real, and they do use holograms to disguise themselves as humans. Not only do they feed on the psychic energy of human beings they also quasi-ritually eat some alive after breaking them and bringing out as much emotion as possible from them. They are enemies of humanity and the Illuminati.

>>679032055
We use drugs together to achieve ecstatic states, and they are a well planned out affair that involve a lot of pomp and ritual from ancient mystery religions.

>>679032431
Religion will be hated by all of humanity after nuclear war occurs in the Middle East before the end of this century.

>>679032573
We operate in the light of day and the darkness of night all over the world, with less influence in some places.

I post on 4chan because I've been a netizen for a long time.
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>>679029916

Should Europe just deport or kill its muslims?
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>>679032431

>muslims will be allowed into the US in greater numbers starting in the second half of 2016

>you have been slated for "decommissioning" at a local FEMA camp in August of 2016
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>>679029916
why is the illuminati seemingly active only in rap music?
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>>679030691
how would I seek out membership? Seems like it's more of a chance connection thing
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I knew a guy in the limunti.
He spent all his time on 4chan and WoW
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>>679029916
Hey do you think Greg is coming next meeting? He still owes me 10 bucks and won't answer my messages.
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>>679029916
Are a jew ?
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>>679033012
Europe will deport a lot of them after the civil war in Syria ends, and the rest will be either be deeply assimilated or neutralized after the nations of the world begin persecuting zealots.

>>679033201
Rhyming over a percussion instrument is one of the oldest forms of music making and it is important to ritual worship, so a lot of us are admirers of the artform.

>>679033403
We only accept men of exceptional and distinguished acumen or notable potential from selected sources. This way, we find ourselves of like mind.

>>679033685
I'm not a Jew, but the Rothschild's are a respected Illuminated bloodline. They will last as long as humanity.
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Do you like memes?
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>>679029916
Does the illuminati exist?
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>>679034199
Does the name John Warren mean anything to you?
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Cringe thread rofl
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Exact date of WW3?
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What's your main goal?
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Who will win the US election
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>>679029916

what really happened to JFK? & why has so little been done at the Moon the last 50 years?
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>>679029916
If you can answer this, you are Illuminati.
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how do magnets work?
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>>679029916
What do the Georgia Guide Stones really mean?
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>>679029916
are the Illuminati cards real and if yes what is their purpose?
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>>679031589
when are the normal people are goint to be told about that?
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>>679035708
When you accept the fact that there is no spoon.
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>>679034949
its 8
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Sounds mad but every reply you have posted makes sense, I took 2 tabs of LSD a few mounths back and died twice, I saw a nuclear explosion and felt the slow heat rise untill I had to close my eyes, then I was back sitting down like nothing had happened, but then I felt fear creeping over me and started acting like a little kid begging my bestfriend and my girlfriend not to put me to sleep. Also I think I know a reptile who wants me to go work for him and he's mentioned the illuminati before in a negitive way. Just wondering if you can shed some light on whats going on . And whats the deal with cats?
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>>679034199
>bloodline
Anyone who uses this phrase is not that intelligent because of the implications of genetic disorders.
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>>679035949
Thank you for showing your work anon. You are now an illuminated one.
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what are you plans for europa? should i move out of there?
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>>679036258
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Are the illuminati a force for good, or a neutral or evil force seeking domination? Who are the biggest enemies of the world?
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>>679034949
>value of b
>value b
>/b
ask moot, he just sold it
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This thread is better than /x/
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>>679034356
I do.

>>679034494
This was the thread's best question. There are timelines where we don't.

>>679034545
Not to me.

>>679034743
There will be war all over the world during the 2040s.

>>679034814
The perfection of humanity.

>>679034870
A Democrat will be president, the Senate will be Republican, and Congress will be Democrat.

>>679034876
JFK was assassinated because the Kennedy family wouldn't play right with other important Illuminati bloodlines, and philosophical differences in opinion. This was mainly because of their Catholicism. He was replaced with the full knowledge of LBJ, who was an inducted Freemason and a practicing member of an irregular Illuminati lodge. This allowed for the prosecution of the Vietnam War and major advances in our military capabilities, especially in the area of biological warfare.

>>679035708
After the world is destroyed by war, we will unite the nations of earth and all of its remaining people in the light of perfection. We will rebuild human civilization and build an order that spans the ages and the cosmos. The human race will rule itself with a holy technocracy.

>>679036264
3/4ths of humanity will die of different causes.

Your best chances of survival are in a rural area where you can practice self sufficiency, after a period where there will be a contamination of large swaths of the earth and many sources of drinking water. Underground shelter is the best. People who will be in a position to dig wells will be able to able to flourish and form small and thriving communities.

>>679037519
We are eminently good through morally neutral means. The biggest enemies of humanity are certain alien species.
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>>679029916
What is the purpose of the Illuminati?
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>>679038249
The unity of earth and galactic federation. In this age, human beings are the barbarians of the universe.
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>>679038174
why haven´t there been any important moon missions in the last Decades?
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>>679029916
do you have a lot of money?
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Who did 9/11?
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When will the next Nintendo console come out?
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>>679038704
To bring peace or strength in numbers. Surely once you unit there will still be wars within the universe in which will be pulled into?
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>>679029916
Is there a transgender agenda?
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what i really going on in area 51?
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>>679038174
>We are eminently good through morally neutral means. The biggest enemies of humanity are certain alien species.
you're clearly idiots sustained through your own hubris. Thanks for fucking everything up
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>>679038833
Kekarooni
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is tere any way i can leave earth? i mean geting in contact with aliens.
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Why are you so full of shit? Everyone knows that aliens are geniuses trapped in retards bodies. They die on site as if we were God. Fuck those alien faggots
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>>679039346
Population control
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Can you illegalize women clothing please?
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do you guys block the legalization of drugs? and yes why?
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what are you getting for your 15th birthday party?
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>>679029916
What do you make of the Supernatural?
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>>679029916
How come you don't kill yourself?
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the best and easiest way to becam rich?
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What are the next lottery numbers for Denmark's lottery?
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>>679029916
Why you wanna rebuild the temple when you know what it'll do to world?
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>>679029916
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Is vacuum field energy propulsion possible? What is the basis for alien FTL communications that would be necessary for communications with these other civilizations you speak of?
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>>679040193
European or African?
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>>679030865
litterally reddit
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>>679038174
Why do you recruit through college fraternities, business cartels and irregular lodges when these sorts of places attract nepotists and social climbers more than they attract the truly exceptional? I am intelligent and have a background in philosophy, but I don't see myself being able to join any of these institutions despite going to a good university. I am also housebound a lot of the time which doesn't help. How to you seek after individuals of remarkable potential who might slip between the cracks? Morally, can you afford to?
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>>679029916
should i sleep or fap and then sleep mr ilumanu guy?
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>>679029916
Will you be in Rome at the end of the month?
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>>679029916
Am I a big redevider gib when I do not bob to nod? I think: not a ton.
Also: leg for a jar of gel or star for a jar of rats?

>need fast answer pls.

now I won
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did the illuminati have anything to do with feminism?
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OP is gone. His mom called him down for dinner.
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>>679038174
a lot of what your saying sure sounds like revelation to me, if you are legitimately who you say you are do you realize who you really serve?
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>>679029916
Whats your favourite kind of sandwich?
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>>679041618
Lol how cute. Someone read my first little society for dummies. Get out of here nerd
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>>679029916
do you know any celebrities from illuminati?
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>>679038734
The main reason is because a mission to Mars is of more importance for its distance and strategic promise. Mars will be a frontier for humanity to learn terraforming science, and the moons of other planets will be bases for human exploration, expansion and scientific study.

>>679038848
Osama bin Laden.

>>679038833
I live a life of wealth and privilege but not in comparison to some of my colleagues. My net worth is nearer to $155 million USD. However, this is a lot of money to me because I came from a middle class background and practiced as a lawyer for many years.

>>679039301
The principles of MADD rule true in cosmic conflict as well.

>>679039346
It is a side effect of the massive amounts of pollution that humans are currently exposed to.

>>679039357
Air Force testing of experimental aircraft. The real frontier of Illuminati research is done privately in highly secure fortresses underground or in mountains, or deep in the sea.

>>679039451
Actually, human beings have created a self-destructive system and we are succeeding its obsolescence with a better mix of the old and the new. Our vision is universally ethical.

>>679039522
Yes, there are some human beings that live with aliens on their ships, bases and even their home planets. Some of them are there against their will. This is a milder example – there are alien species that have travelling human zoos.

>>679039544
We call each other Space Brothers because we come from the same matter.

>>679039852
Working in finance.

>>679040242
I don't know a lot about science since I come from a law background and assist mainly in other kinds of data analysis.
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>>679041830
who?
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>>679029916
Thoughts on Rex 84?
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>>679029916
You may know all the world's secrets, but can you tell us why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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>>679041863

At least I am t r y i n g.
OP has to return to us1
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>>679030065
ayyyy
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>>679042095
>Our vision is universally ethical.
tried and failed. No one takes universal ethics in this day and age. How do you propose to overcome the absolute contingency of ethics?
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>>679042095
Do you people have a cure for PTSD and other sorts of mental conditions?
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Is elon musk part of your plan?
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>>679042095
Is there aliens living in the Earth?
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>>679042095
If they let a bunch of blood sucking lawyers in we are fucked. You people eat your own children.
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>>679042392
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>>679042095
What stops said aliens from taking over our planet and using it for their own gain? it would be as simple as an bio engineered plague of sorts in theory.
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>>679042095
The true mind can weather all lies and illusions without being lost.
The true heart can touch the poison of hatred without being harmed.
Since beginning-less time, darkness thrives in the void, but always yields to purifying light.
Choronzon will fail.
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This whole thread is cringe.
Just some smart enough kid who is a loser in life, read too many links on the webs and thinks he's stumbled upon something. And now he's giving mIdly interesting answers albeit completely inaccurate answers to a group of idiots in order to feed his own ego.

OP, the truth is a thousand times simpler, stop falling for the false clues and nonsense intended to sieve the idiots deeper.

Enjoy the upcoming shizophrenia
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>>679029916
I don't see one. Is he behind the autist-- oh.
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>>679043004
It would be easier and cheaper to divert the course of an asteroid about the size of Connecticut and wait about 20 years.
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>>679043187
this
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>>679029916
what do you think is the ultimate goal?
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>>679043187
do you hate fun?
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>>679043239
do you really think so? the asteroid would cause damage to the planet and can cause drastic destructive climate change.
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>>679041012
When the "end" comes there will be a lot of people who are given refuge to be repopulate the earth.

Unfortunately, there are some among us who are dynastically minded, and treat their positions as one one other than higher service. That aside, since there are imperfections in all systems, we temper all things by looking for people who are philanthropically minded.

>>679041737
Yes, feminism has been an Illuminati philosophy since its inception, but third wave feminism is basically the exhaust fume of our edification and is of no consequence nor will be ever be in the future.

>>679041504
I don't like to visit Rome. The Eternal City will be destroyed one day and this will be of symbolic importance to the future and its effect will ripple through the human fabric and for ages. This makes me sad because as a boy I was a budding classicist, but the classics will always enjoy a special place in the center of Illuminated philosophy.

>>679041830
We serve humanity and God.

>>679041839
BLT, but since my last heart attack I only have them rarely.

>>679042032
It is rare that a celebrity becomes inducted in the true echelons of the order. In reality, most celebrities are slaves. However, true artists are admired, like the Beethoven and The Beatles. We don't care much for celebrity. There are, however, artists that are beloved and mourned, like Michael Jackson and David Bowie. On the days of their deaths, rituals are performed for them and they are believed to be of psychic importance to humanity.
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>>679043187
>i dont like to use my imagination bc deep down i hate myself so i take it out on others
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if you guys know there is going to be a war shouldnt u use your power to help the normal people and those who need help. how can you say illuminat is trying to reach the perfection of humanity and leting the most of the people die in this war? There are many good people on this planet do you guys even care about that? saying that u want to reach perfection of humanity and leting 3/4 of the die ist stupid. after such a war the only people remaing on earth will be cannibales, murder, and psychos and with that people u want to rebild a new world in space are u nuts?
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>>679043187
op is just trying to have fun.. if you took this seriously than you are by far the biggest idiot on 4chan
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>>679043187
What is RP and boredom?
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>>679042765
Yes, they exist. Chemist fag here.
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>>679029916
Can I have a billion euros by tomorrow on my bank account?
You are a member you said, so 1's and 0's shouldn't be a prob for you nor finding out who I am.

So prove me wrong
>Challenge given!
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is there a god?
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>>679029916
Ask a member of the Itaminulli anything.
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>>679031889
underrated post
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>>679029916
Are you jewish
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Why are you such a fucking faggot?
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>>679043377
Why should they matter? They would need to sculpt the earth in a way that fits their life or just strip it for resources. You are speaking of beings that would by definition posses faster than light travel which according to current understanding of physics is maybe possible but would require more energy than the physical universe possesses.

If aliens wanted us dead we would be gone before we realized it.
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>>679029916
What will happen when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
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>>679043369
I hate nonsense. Fun is one thing. Lying to feel better about yourself is just unhealthy.
>>679043444
You speak for him now? Plenty of real world shit to talk about. Don't just give out false answers to real questions.
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>>679029916
What really happened in Smolensk on April 10th 2010?
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If I wanted to send the illuminati a fucking sweet Christmas present where would I mail it?
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>>679044015

so are you actually expecting healthy behaviour from anyone on 4chan?
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>>679030248
keked
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Is it good idea to invest in Eastern Europe?
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god? lol come on now
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>>679044255
Never. But I'm also expecting /b/ to call bullshit on bullshit threads and never indulge this faggot
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>>679043841
that's my point, why haven't they if they are able the difficulty of wiping us out seems minor in comparison to the planet they could salvage. As far as keeping the planet pristine goes it simply makes more since to not put other forms of life to waste, much like a doctor removing a tumor.
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>>679029916
when you kill everyone can i come to the bunker with you?
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>>679043187
someones never paid actual attention to their surroundings
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>>679029916
Do you guys really worship Satan?
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How can i sell my soul
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Guys give him time to google stuffs.
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>>679029916
How much to fuck Jennifer Lawrence?
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>>679030823
who the fuck saves the thumbnails? you stupid count
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>>679029916
Is Joe Rogan your boss?
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>>679044770
kek'd
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>>679029916
How many orders given to you by Brian Redban have you followed?
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>>679044735
insert bar of soap in your bum
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>>679043521
What are they (don't say Zoloft)? And is medicine a good starting degree for someone who wants to eventually wind up researching and producing new anxiolytics and overseeing clinical trials? I am torn between medicine and just going straight into pharmacology.
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Will you ever admit to eat the population that the earth is flat and not a globe.
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>>679029916

I have $3,000 CASH IN HAND right now.

How do I join?
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>>679044832
>count
kek
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What can I do to help?
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>>679044216
my cousin had her first orgasm
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>>679033201
Their influence is very prevalent in "pop country"
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>>679029916
What do you think about my dubs?
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>>679029916
Who killed Micheal Jackson?
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>>679029916
Is the Seventh Transdimentiomal Asended theory true
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>>679029916
So you wanted me to invent 'that', so you didn't stop me before?
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where is the next meeting?
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Are you familiar with Jonathan Mathis?
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I take it he was agreeable?
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What can I do to help? Also, 23.
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I ued to want to be a part of da loominutty, but then I learned it's literally all political junk. I'm happier being a small time farmer. But with the legalization of medicinal weed in Australia I sure wouldn't mind holding down a steady job harvesting medicine. Maybe you could put in a good word for me OP.
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>>679043397
Why do you share all this with us, what's the point?
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How's the sixth grade going?
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>>679043397
does illuminati have a specific religious ideology or is it open to every religion?
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>>679045687
not OP, it's publicity through influence.
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>>679029916
How do I find out if one of your lodges operates in my area? Are there any clues?
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>>679029916
do you guys believe in some sort of a Christ figure for example the comic of the antichrist
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>>679029916
How can I be happy?
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Can we have Kurt Cobain back?
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>>679045851
Ah okay, thanks
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>>679045687
I want to get a good laugh before i return to school tommorow and get called general autismo by the teacher.
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>>679029916
How can I join?
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>>679045578
No. However John Sakars is the true chosen one. It is prophesied he will rise and reveal his true form before gathering the accumulative power of human spirit and defeating the tyrants of the four galaxies
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>>679045589
You need to kill yourself
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>>679029916
Agent 22-kb-14,why are you posting secrets to the public...
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>>679038174
>There are timelines where we don't.
So how does inter-timeline travel work, if at all? I want off this ride.
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Am I a faggot ?
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>>679046445
Yes my son...
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>>679044254
The Library of Congress.

>>679044403
No, all of Eastern Europe is going to decline in the coming century, and Russia is currently becoming a junior partner to China.

>>679044607
Yes, some do. There are many mystery religions. To them, Lucifer is considered a figure of symbolic importance, much like Icarus.

>>679044822
She can be fucked at will, but you have to offer something more than money.

>>679044875
>>679044951
Comedians are regarded highly in our circles.

>>679045262
>>679045589
>>679045687

Live a good life.

>>679045514
An irregular Prince Hall fraternity.

>>679045687
In general, I wish things weren't the way they are and it helps for me to talk about it.

>>679045828
All religion.

>>679045960
Be the best that you can be in your lodge and devote yourself to learning about the craft.

>>679045985
Our main Christ figure is Socrates.

>>679046042
I wish.

>>679046421
I am not privy to knowledge about time travel or it's technology, but I know that it exists and it closely guarded because it is so powerful that it can break and alter timelines and that this has occurred and people have died for letting it happen.
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Tsk tsk, seems I have many people to neutralize... I'm afraid all of you know too much, I apologize that my associate (Agent 22-kb-14) lead you all to this sticky end..
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>>679031589
What kind of philosophical understanding, I think you mean ideologies
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>>679046781
do you read any books? if yes, can you recommend me some?
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>>679046785
Ha ha, very f
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>>679047127
I would like to read more, but I'm fully devoted to my work, which is mostly pro bono legal services, and my hobby, which is the study of arcane knowledge and texts.

I recommend Virgil's Aeneid, which is an important book in the Illuminati canon because it is about the foundation of civilization and the keeping of its flame.
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>>679046781
Hey, I'm trying to make enough money to go to college, go through biomedical studies, and solve age related and genetic diseases.
Paypal me like $100k for college? You'd like, forever be the illuminatanon who changed my life.

[email protected]
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>>679038174
You lost me here, no chance democrats take the house this year .
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are aliens real
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>>679029916
Do you play vidya? And if so what's your favorite?
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You can't zoom the dooom

cvz
-11
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Was Albert Pike right in his dreams? You say you will survive the tribulation. How? You would literally be fighting God.
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>>679047444
trips don't lie
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>>679046781
>>679045687
Thanks for responding, wish I could help you getting more things of your chest(without getting assassinated afterwards if possible)
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What's your favorite band?
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>>679029916
Is college necessary to be successful?
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>>679029916
Will you check out my music illuminated sir?
soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
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at what age did you find out about the illuminati, what they do, ect?
at what age were you accepted as a member?
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do you rise miley cyrus
do you force her to kill her own dog?

what do you do to the Malaysia Airlines flight MH370
do you killed michael jackson, kurt cobain john f.K, tupac

what is up with this kabbalah shit
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>>679046781
Will aliens have a mass abduction to take away a good chunk of the human race? if not at least ayy lmao over loudspeakers
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>>679043187
DID YOU JUST GET UP THIS MORNING AND DECIDE "OH I KNOW!! TODAY IM GOING TO BE A MALIGNANT FUCKIN FUN SPONGE TUMOR ! BECAUSE EVRYBODY ON 4CHAN LIKE MAGLINANT FUCKING FUNSPONGE NIGGERS!! " commit seppuku to remove your seeeething autism from the human genepool, but only after youve grown old enough to watch your kids and grand kids die from the cancerous aids that you spread fucking evverywhere. Only then, when you know the true depths of misery will i allow you to fucking kill yourself , you raging down syndrome faggot!
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How do you guys correlate to the bible?
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>>679032888
What is netizen
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Is there a legitimate website where I can read about the illuminati?
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The Illuminati is real, but OP is not nor ever will be part of it. Some of his answers are good, but most are just BS.
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>>679049018
Got me pretty convinced tbh
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op is a fag
/thread
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>>679048032
A god would not fight a positive force that wants to rebuild after an apocalypse, maybe remove some loose ties that would hold negative influence in their decisions. If lost, the same ideals would withstand the test of time but the knowledge they had would be lost, like another dark age. A slow rebuild into a newer shittier self destructive civilization.
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>>679049158
There are no "aliens," that's where he got creative. Believe what you want tho, that's up to you.
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Is there an afterlife? Is it heaven?
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>>679049158
same, its fun to kinda let yourself believe it for fun
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>>679049580
why dodge albert pike? am I going to dissapeared now or do you not know?
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>>679049664
You seem to know what you're talking about.
What do you know about the subject?
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are you guys only whites? or do you actually have other races
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>>679049664
>Being completely blind to humanities encounters.
There is mutual understanding between races, earth is now a no fly zone to avoid mass terror and unpredictability. This doesn't stop some rogues from sightseeing, they get in trouble and then we have to damage control.
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>>679049831
Yeah it's prob bs but it's a pretty nice thread
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>>679042095
>universally ethical
Explain please
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>>679050193
the only way a nig can get in there is by being a frozen animal for future uses
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>>679029916
Are you immortal? is there is a technology to significantly extend someones life which is not available to the general public?
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Quite a nice thread. But I'm pretty convinced that if this was all true or there was cohesion to even some of the information you were giving that you would be placing yourself in great danger from your fellow members or higher ups.
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So you said 3/4 of humanity will be wiped out in the coming war. Why wipe out working western nations? I live in Scandinavia for example, will I be safe here?
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>>679029916
how do I get over my stutter?
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>>679050966
Pebbles in the mouth and practice - try to assume an accent.
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>>679051190
thank you for the advice, i hope it works..
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>>679029916
Can you fuck Maisey Willimams like if you want?
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>>679050889
Not unless you're in a remote area. The wars will ravage a lot of Europe, Asia and Africa. The Americas will be dispersed with great power and tribal law will rule for a long time. Your best chance of survival in Europe is the Alps. Things exist there that will be strictly defended and this is understood widely by the governing powers
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Who is Baphomet?
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>>679051587
>wanting to fuck that pig face
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>>679029916
Do the Illuminati have a foothold in bhutan?
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>>679049901
Because I'm not OP, if I were as cultured as the inner circles I probably wouldn't be here, american politics is not my interest.
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>>679029916
For one to become a member, apart from previously mentioned methods such as groups & fraternities etc., must one be successful academically? Or does it not really matter?
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>>679051741
I have a lot of money in my family, and I am a student at Stockholm School of Economics, I will continue building our wealth no doubt. So say I build a deep and nearly impenetrable underground shelter far up in remote northen Sweden stockpiled with shit tons of water and conserved food. Surivival ratio is..?
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>>679032888
Lol on internet since '94

Get fucking real college kid. You lost credability with that statement alone.
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>>679052276
my b
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>>679029916
Did the song Disco Inferno infant warn about the events of 9/11?
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>>679052574
you lost credibility when you misspelled credibility
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>>679052499
Hahaha Mfw you try to build deep and can't cause its already under ground cities we never knew of.
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>>679046781
i hate money, yet i need it to live. but i dont allow it too control my life. or hold any value to my life. im i going about this wrong?
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>>679052434
They're not gonna let dumbarses in are they? You're best bet is find a trade they need. I'm just waiting for my chance, but farmers aren't really needed right now, but maybe soon if I'm lucky. At least I can help rebuild if the apocalypse in in my lifetime.
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>>679029916
I've always wondered, is Illuminati more powerful than the buildabear foundation?
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What are the illumanati's opinions on pedophilia? Do you believe that is sick like society believes, or do you think it is due to human nature and being attacted to teens,
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>>679046781
Can i have some Illuminati monies, please? 100k $ would set me for life.
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>>679052946
>you
>your opinion

>wat
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>>679051741
Is the historical neutrality of Switzerland indicative of its importance to the plans of the Illuminati? Is this why many of the wealthy choose to move their money there?
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>>679053033
buildabear workshop will someday become glorious buildabear concentration camps.
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>>679053021
Well no, clearly not. But I mean is there the expectation of straight A*'s and first-class honours?
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a question before thread goes kill


is directed "mind control" considered a good practice or is it deemed a rather misbehavearioal side-effect of technology evolution?

does the illuminati approve?
are there places to get treated?
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>>679052997
I'm in the same boat anon, it's ok. Living happily is the most important thing in anybodies life. The trouble is money is forced onto us to the point where being born human is a death sentence without an immediate income, if we go back to a barter system I guarantee you would love it, sharing products or skills for the same in return is very healthy, but slap a price tag on it and you add a middle man that inflates the price making what you wanted harder to achieve.
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Please get them to stop using astrazine to change people.
Also why are you doing it? Does it have to do with sissy hypno?
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>>679031889
Top kek
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>>679029916
did you kill 2pac?
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>>679029916
>aliens
>reptilians
just gtfo
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>>679053553
If you have an open mind and prove you have notable skills, then sure I don't see why not. A secret society is nothing to look into joining though, you're either lucky and brought in or you're born in.
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>>679034199
>rap
>art
Nah
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>>679046781
is oil really worth all the blood its shed? surely to maintain humanity we must move away from fossil fuels and start using renewable resources such as solar power or hydro/wind.
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>>679029916
What is your secret plan for homosexuality?
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>>679029916

you really have me convinced, i like your responses mr illumianon, very well crafted.....

dont worry about aliens, and also, you have power but people should know, there is more...

there are real illuminated humans and we dont need to meet up in order to talk.

keep your plans going, you are what is logical that had happened to a "young" elite, eager for knowlegde, and wanting to be different, i know mankinds problems are more complicated than blaming the elite for everything, you do see us normal people, as human resource, its inevitable and it doesnt mean we dont have value, i guess what i am trying to say is,,,i understand, ive wittiness humanity, we all have, thats all, everything else is for another time, literally
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>>679029916 (OP)

Will the South rise again?
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>>679029916
You think recreational weed's gonna get legalized on the federal level in the US of A?
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What connections the illuminati had with hitler?they helped him ? Against him? What?
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>>679029916
So is there intelligent life outside our own solar system and will there be a large "reveal", so to speak of the species?
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>>679029916
How do you feel about the works of J. R. R. Tolkien? aka, the Hobbit and Lord of The Rings?
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>>679043397
How does one become valuable enough to join your society?
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Jeremy left he had homework to do, he's grounded from using the interwebs, you see he's special and can't watch too many MAYMAYS, so goodbye chan, he'll talk to you again tommorow
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is OP ded?
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>>679029916
Why would you just come on /b/ and tell lies?
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>>679046781
Did someone kill Kurt Cobain? Did you guys kill him?
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>>679051755
Answer please. Dubs
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>OP left
I got here too late
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Doesn't the illuminati have better things to do than roleplay with autistic faggots?
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>>679054988
In the new empire the south will be the galactic capital. Dubs have spoken....Roll Tide.
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>>679046781
is the 3rd ww planned already?
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>>679058693
Illuminati dont plan things like this, they are not an evil pupit master they are a silent protector who use their connection to help humanity
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Did the USA helped Pinochet to take Chile?
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>>679029916
¿Que gran impacto mundial se nos viene en esta década?
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>>679061063
dont speak mexican ,
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>>679029916
universe or multiverse?
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>>679029916
Kill the poor. There are too many people on this planet.
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What lawfirm did you work at?
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>>679061789
Ok..i speak nigga
>What global impact comes in this decade?
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