ITT
Terribly describe a game, other anons guess
I'll start
>be 10
>meteor crashes
>send faggot friend home
>beat up dogs, plants and aliens
>save this psycho girl
>grow chickens in backpack
>buy frying pans for psycho girl
>recruit some nerd and a monk
>become robots
>pray
>save the world
>>679009505
Earthbound
>>679010174
ding
>be a manager over these green dudes
>build science stuff
>put flags on different places
>travel to planets and moons
>can jihad into ur own buildings, pretend its 9/11
>make a plane and travel turists places
>best pilot is 100% stupid and always smiling when others are terrified
>gain science and get bettr tech
>leave pilot without fuel and in escape-velocity
Such fun game
>>679011563
Kerbal space program
>>679011812
minecraft
>>679011812
fucking minecraft. 2 ez 4 me
>>679011812
Basiclly every early-access game, but guessing Minecraft
>>679009505
>blocks
>>679009505
>you shoot enemy
>chickens
>magic salt er wer!
>erbody a clone!
>protag is both a grownass burly adult and a boyband teen but still one person
>she's got a dick?!
>be teleported to place
>lots of little guys collecting blue shit
>send some little guys to collect green shit
>use blue and green shit to make other shit
>when enough shit use shit to destroy other guys shit
>korea
>be me
>go down south to kick it with muh boi drewdog
>he always be sounding polite, but if you really listen, he's a pretty big wanker
>tell me to square up, prolly thinkin I won't, but I do
>drewdog and his mind games
>>679012226
Fucking starcraft
Korea was a huge giveaway
>>679012099
counter-strike
>>679012226
Starcraft
>>679012226
Starcraft :D
>>679009505
>go skiing
>have slalom, time and freedom
>do it faster
>after trial, game continues
>Yeti eats you
>you cannot win
>>679009505
Earthbound.
>grind through game
>finally.jpg
>re... play?
>FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
>difficulty goes 7 times higher
>>679012661
Diablo
>>679012661
any souls game
>you're one of the last surviving member of your kind
>brightside you're a total badass
>get progressively better each game
>seem to be the only person that can actually do anything
>seriously. Like one guy can kinda do shit and he's the 2nd place badass out of 2 badasses until the 4th game
>series gets progressively shittier
>>679012383
>>679012375
>>679012340
easy as feck. next one gonna be harder
>>679012441
fuck, this game, that fucking yeti
>be wrongfully arrested
>my lookalike is an edgy faggot
>some grandfather vowing revenge for his dead granddaughter
>didnt care much of the story, decided to fuck around with artificial lifeforms for most of my gameplay
>>679012441
SkiFree
>>679012806
assassins creed?
>>679012768
got it!
>grab gun
>shoot gun
>>679012956
WINREEER
>>679012967
Nope.
Hint: its still somehow popular.
>Go home, instantly dindu nuffin
>Meet up with some oldfag
>Most important to do is to get haircut
>Go to funeral later on
>War with these gay purple fags
>Everybody is a traitor
>Ice Cube - Today was a good day.mp3
>>679012163
Nier
>>679012806
halo
>>679012661
Dank Souls
>>679013090
San Andreas
2fukkinez CJ
>>679012842
...Graffiti? or whatever that old gamecube game my friend had when we were kids where you would draw shit and it would make creatures out of it?
>>679012441
ski safari
>be fish
>you can swim in 2 directions
>eat other fish
>get harrased by barracuda's
>swim around until random final boss appears
>>679013090
Saints row? Before it turned to lolsorandumb shit?
>>679012661
End of Eternity
Diablo 3
Dark souls 1-3
Bloodborne
You gotta be less vague than that
>>679013090
GTA SA ?
>>679012661
Ah..MGS V
>>679013131
Yep.
Was it the "she has a dick?!"
>>679013222
Check'd feeding frenzy m8
>>679013172
Yep.
>>679013203
Winrar
>>679013090
>all you had to do was follow the damn train cj!
>Kill monsters
>Fuck bitches
>Get money
>Maybe find your daughter but who cares
>oh shit man 240sx and corolla
>broh gotta throw a body kit on that bitch
>rice everywhere
>turbo ads 200+hp
>to the window to the wall.
>so many guns
>mutants
>something about a radioactive chair
>aquatic humanoid can roll
>>679013090
Is following a damn train part of the game?
>wake up on a boat
>summon mystical beasts of legend to help you
>gather money, food, and balloons to aid your journey
>defeat the evil king to reclaim your brother
>>679013222
Echo teh dolphin?
>>679012842
>you feed animals to said artificial lifeforms
>>679013217
You're close, it is a gamecube game
>start in a feminist camp
>go out
>you kill everything
>everything wants kill you
>you find some shit not to get killed
>chilling out with a damn old guy
>kill more
>get better shit
>you kill big faggots
>you won't win you just have to kill more to get better
>>679013424
Taken 1-4
>>679013222
Feeding frenzy
>wake up on island
>bake bread
>fight rats
>magic rocks
>appear somewhere else
>1 x 10 ^ 9999999999999999999999 stuff to do
>cut trees
>get asked if I want to spend $5 for 1mil in game golden pieces
>find ship buried in sand
>mfw I'm an alien to this world
>tell my people to build a massive ship that can jump through space
>while testing massive ship some niggas destroy the planet I've been living on and everyone that was in it
>ohnoyoudidnt.jpg
>go all out and take revenge
>find the planet where I came from
>>679013562
lol runescape
>>679013487
Not doing movies anon.
>>679013424
witcher but not really daughter
>>679013470
fuck nigger I don't know
my entire gamecube experience was built around sonic heroes and super mario sunshine.
>kill dragons
>eat their souls
>>679013424
Bioshock Infinite?
>levolutions
>netcode
im making it way to easy
>>679009505
>CRAZY SCIENTIST
>invent some bs
>go through my walls like a rat 100 times smaller than usual
>fight first boss v soon
>hope to fix world and my size
>>679013778
Skyrim
>>679013448
Nuclear Throne.
>>679013715
Correct. Geralt considers her his daughter. Ciri is his ward.
>>679013697
Good guess anon!
>>679013769
Literally you're so close
>be a guy
>travel around the world
>break into houses and shit
>try out different outfits
>occasionally throw some coins
>cause accidents and shit
>profit
>>679011563
gta v? lol
>>679013793
Battlefield 4 you underage faggot.
>>679013793
bf4
>>679012806
dbz
>>679012309
More hints
>drews place always wet, needs to be fixed up
>people mistake me for a plumber, because of my wrench
>all these little kids around, drew must be running an unlicensed daycare
>little shits always in my way, conflicted feelings
>>679013900
>implying only kids play bf4
the game itself is rated m you autist
>>679013895
No, it was Kerbal Space Program, guess I forgot to write that dat one dude had it correct, derp
>>679012842
Sonic adventure 2 / battle
>>679014099
Fucking bioshock
>be best place in world
>own whole world
>nuke everyone for shitz
>kek play again for another 200 hours
>die
>break out of hell sort of
>traipse about solving problems
>potentially get involved in a war involving immortal people like you just non stop slaughtering each other and destroying shit.
>>679011563
This game is not Kerbal Sausage Program, this is the game that is Jebediah Kerman's life.
>>679014177
Couldn't figure out how to make it too easy anon. Still, here's your (ding ding ding)
>>679014320
*Space
>soviets be little bitches
>shoot ship down so now stranded
lets see if you guys can get this one
here is a harder one
>bow and arrow
>roll and run
>>679014150
Correct!
>Sweet little robot friend and you
>Super dicks try to take over or destroy the universe
>Comic relief every 5 seconds
>Best gun in all of gaming
>Family left me
>Huge debt
>Will be homeless soon
>Better start selling shit
>>679014469
Ratchet and Clank sexual innuendo
>>679014410
legend of zelda
>>679013891
Ass credo?
>>679014539
Lemonade stand tycoon
>spawns
>gets nubetubed immediately
>kek
>>679014320
>Kerbal Sausage Program
Kek
>>679014551
Damn I thought I made it too easy
>>679014410
Titan Souls?
>>679014410
Ocarina of shit
>do flip out of train
>black man says follow me
>shit blows up
>meet future wifu, buy flowers
>meet old friend who now has big tits
>black man wants to blow more shit up, big tits comes too
>president shows up and shit goes boom, get seperated and fall onto church
>bump into future wifu again, be bodygaurd, push barrels at sharply dressed dudes
>discover big tits is whoring herself out so future wifu dresses you up as a grill so you can bitchslap bigtits pimp
>pimp flushes you down toilet
>president dude is gonna blow shit up
>future wifu gets kidnapped by presidents suits
>president blows shit up
>just about survive
>climb presidents tower with bigtits and blackman
>rescue future wifu, meet talking lion
>get caught by presidents goons
>wake up, shits gone south, president dead, flying emo dude with big sword did it
>fight presidents son
>ride motorcycle
>leave city
>flashbacks of emo dude with big sword
>big snek blocks path, ride giant chickin
god damn this is taking forever
>>679014709
MW2 Deathmatch on rust
>>679014709
MW2
>>679014567
>>679014631
eeengk
more info: he chats up this girl for advice every trip
>>679014863
3 lines in and I know it's FF7
>>679014867
CORRECT!!!@#@#@@
>>679013441
Need For Speed Underground
>>679014189
Civ?
>>679014189
dang noone can get this?
>>679014863
Fif 7
>>679014799
>>679015085
yes, correct lol. nice anon
>>679013441
NFS undergound 2
>>679014863
Saints row 4
>whole fucking game is centered around a lootfarming
>thats it
>just hours and hours of farming to actually get shit gear to keep farming faster for slightly less gear
>farming and farming and farming
>watching grass grow would be funner.
Go around islands, trying to destroy an oppressing nation in South-East Asia, more like a combo of North Korea and Cuba combined. The protagonist is a scorpion.
Good luck.
>>679015199
Destiny
>>679015199
harvest moon?
>>679015199
Any monster hunter and/or any MMORPG.
>>679015267
Just Cause 2?
>>679015199
Farming Simulator.
It's ironic because that answer is completely wrong
>Be kicking it on island
>Fuck island is gone
> Talking animals tell me they'll help
> Shit nigger I must be high
>Fuckers don't help at all
>Pitted against my homeslice
> Crappy games keep coming but no real conclusion
Too easy
>giant da...
>>679015267
Isnt the main guy in Just Cause 2 called Scorpio or w/e?
>>679015199
Dildo 3
>>679015291
>>679015339
>>679015393
All possible answers but no.
I'd give out hints but i've almost entirely spelled it out already.
>>679009505
earthbound
>>679015199
The Division
>>679015199
Diablo III?
>be on an island
>equipped with a net and some kind of stun gun
>chase monkeys with flashing lights on their head
>>679015339
this game is garbage on the gamecube. fuck this only was good on the ds
>>679015429
Damn. Yep. And not 3 because of the whole scorpion part, gg I suck :(
>>679015434
Its neither ironic nor untrue.
>>679009505
>Terribly describe a game, other anons guess
>be 10
>meteor crashes
Literally laying out the opening cutscene is "terribly describing"?
>wake up in forest.
>follow your creepy sister trough the woods.
>follow your creepy sister trough the creepy town.
>follow your creepy sister into creepy house.
>kill less creppy shit than your sister with stupid nonsense shit
>follow your creepy sister trough the creepy town.
>follow your creepy sister into creepy house.
>upgrade your shit.
>kill less creppy shit than your sister with stupid nonsense shit
>>679015592
APE ESCAPE NIGUHHHH
>>679015592
wtf i want to play whatever this is lol
>>679015199
Stardew Valley and/or Minrcraft
>>679012661
borderlands 2
everyone below OP8 is a fucking casual
>>679015522
Yep, Scorpio/The Scorpion, aka JC2 Rico Rodriguez
>>679013464
DK Country 2
>>679009505
>>be 10
>>meteor crashes
That was all I needed.
>>679015628
You don't really farm in farming simulator............. And that's why it's ironic
>>679015693
downloading rn for my ps2 emulator
>you're mute
>whole game everyone else does the talking for you
>seriously, every conversation is a damn echo chamber and you're just a witness
>now go save the world or something
>Blood fucking everywhere
>a bit of cosmic pussy pounding
> boom motherfucking cthulu
> wake up in Prague with a hangover and chlamydia
Mfw I can't green text
>>679015660
i see now, at least not as bad as
>>679013778
>>679012842
Sanic adventoor 2
>>679016067
animal crossing
>Russki russki
>filter collecting simulator
>fuck this library garbage
>paranormal and shit
>Based on parkour
>Combat is better and easier
>>679014539
New hint :
>Get help from your debt collector
>Some dungeon exploration
>be autist science man
>has science gone too far?
>fuck shit up with crowbar
>>679016116
Metro 2033
>>679016116
Metro 2033, great game
>>679016213
Half life 3
>>679012842
Fallout 4
>>679016213
fucking halflife
>>679016118
Mirror's Edge
>>679016116
Metro 2033?
>>679016213
Get back to work, Freeman!
>>679014397
anyone get this?
>>679016244
>>679016224
Metro 2033 was awesome but seriously fuck that library
>Just look em in the eyes LOL
>Lol now there is 3 RIP ur anus
>>679015478
Kingdom Hearts?
>>679014397
someone guess mine
>crash autists camp cuz I'm special too
>they let me in yey
>Fuck around in people's minds and TEAR SHIT UP
>>679016348
Wrong but good answer
>hack into computers
>hack into brains
>steve jobs grows a suit of dildos and fires his laser
>your girlfriend is the devil
>become pokemon master and save the world
>>679016086
Someone guess mine
>>679013823
That one Crash Bandicoot game?
>>679016312
>grandaughter
nigga you are tweaking>>679016288
is this game worth getting?
>>679016443
Another hint?
>Old guy tells you to go and find a suitcase to save village
>you have the only working car in whole of California
>Giant metal man want to kill you on a drilling platform
>Find suitcase and save the village
>>679016419
Ding, ding, ding. It wasn't obvious enough, you had to add a question mark?
>>679016415
I only had a shitty Bastard Gun in there too :(
>>679016118
Assassins creed?
Dying light?
>>679016415
if you played the legacy 2033, the Volt driver is a two shot on the cunt. and if you are playing the redux, roll out the autoshotgun
>>679016633
this is guna give it away but
>drive spaceship around
>>679016415
I know man, those things scared the fuck out of me. Anyone know if Last Light is just as good ?
>>679016213
>be autist science man again
>science went to far
>aliums
>drive car, hovercraft
>fuck shit up with crowbar
>kill starship troopers cast with science has gone too far gun
>yep science went too far
>>679016665
Fallout 2
>>679016688
Dubs for the Dying Light winrar
>masks
>microtransactions
>>679016722
I got it was pretty good if i actually remember correctly it did more with the paranormal as in experience a plane crash when the nukes hit breddy fun
>>679016118
Remember me?
>>679015566
check these double dubs
>have happy family
>BOOM
>go under ground
>wife die, son stolen
>venture to big fancy science place
>"WHERE SON? "
>" me son"
>be kid
>everything is black and white
>walk around jumping pushing boxes and shit
>follow sister
>ride mosquitos
>kill tribals
>defy gravity
>be chicken
>hedgehogs everywhere tryna kill ya
>have to collect feathers to survive
>rabbits tryna kill ya
>fire breathing pigs tryna kill ya
>bird drop eggs on your head
>suffer
>>679016873
Everything published by EA ever.
>in charge of making sure people stay in the know
>don't like my services? I'll break your fucking windows
>fuck your dog
>>679016761
It was too easy wasn't it?
>>679016924
fo 4
>Enslave native creatures and make them collect treasure for you.
>>679016924
Farrout 4
>>679016585
Yeah, one of the best I've played, 10/10
>>679016896
Dude already got it, it was Dying Light
>>679016924
Fallout 4
Too ez
>>679016942
Limbo
> orks invade fuck everything up
> can't go anywhere without raptors eating my ass
> wannabeapaladin.jpg
> spend most of my time on a grindstone sharpening the same sword over and over.
Guess this one faggots
>Dutied with saving the land
>Faggot villian watches me from afar whilst I traverse the land
>Break cages and free little pink dudes along the way
>Eventually make it to candy land and beat the shit out of him
>Save the world
>Stalk grills
>rape em
>rape their mum too
>>679016924
you didnt read the rules did you? fallout 4
>>679016924
Fallout 3?
>>679016985
A bit. Should have mentioned pipe rifle and HAES casino operator
>>679016979
Paper Boy
>>679009505
Space station silicone valley?
>wear sunglasses at night
>make russian spill drink
>fuck shit up by hax, sniper rifle and rockets
>be such a badass make people explode by just talking
>aliums, illuminerti, shit pants
>ai mindfucks you
>be me
>entire country in midst of civil war
>try to bury mothers ashes
>can't
>spend long time trying to fix war
>fix war
>never actually spread mothers ashes
>>679017092
ding
>>679012806
Ratchet and Clank
>>679016873
>>679016974
>masks
>crime
>microtransactions
better
>>679016873
Payday
>>679016755
You made it pretty obvious with the crowbar part
Half-life 2
>>679015670
Noone?
>>679017171
>implying there is any rules
>be cute girl
>future
>jump around on pipes and buildings while punching and kicking mutants fags
>also, there are guys with some mass effect looking armor
>tfw you're half black but you're whiteness is superior
>>679016086
Eh?
>>679017197
Ding dang
>>679017252
Far cry 4
>>679017282
apb?
Guess that game
>Niggers everywhere
>>679016873
Payday 2
>>679017373
Mirror's Edge?
>>679017458
monkey ball
>>679017458
Resident evil 4
>>679017458
Donkey Kong
>>679016086
bloodborne
>>679016698
Feeling like I'm the only guy who tried to go full stealth and then just ran like a bitch cause I had shit for firepower.
>>679017523
Nope. Faith was Asian lol. Try again.
>>679013038
Halo
>>679016924
F4 baddie.
>>Tits
>>Rainbows
>>Chainsaws
>>679017458
Madden 16
>>679016979
>fuck your dog
...where the dead go to die?
>toxic community
>no skill multiplayer
>can't carry teammates
>shit ranking system
>>679017458
Slaveship simulator
>>679017551
Winrar
>>679017458
GTA San Andreas
>>679017616
Lollipop chainsaw
>>679017289
yup
>>679017458
Dark Souls
>I have not played dark souls
>little girl
>Zach Snyder action simulator
"Horror"
>>679017616
Lollipop Chainsaw
>>679016086
Shit-tier darksouls ending.
>>679016712
You should take into account that we dont already know what game it is. how many games don't you get to drive a spaceship ?
>>679017639
COD?
>>679017161
Rayman?
>>679017327
>ITT terribly describe games
Nigga basically gave the plot verbatim.
>>679017639
LoL
>be autistic faggot with impractical weapon
>have memory loss
>go to school with a hot teacher
>work as a mercenary
>save the universe
>>679017639
CS:GO
Rocket League
LoL
Dota 2
friend there are a lot of answers that fit this
>>679017117
Gothic
>>679017373
Remember me ?
>>679017598
in ranger hardcore, stealth is pretty much the only way. but you need one "fuck your shit" gun
>>679017464
yes
>be art student
>dreams
>she tragically died in the next game which made me sad
>be a man
>chat up this girl for advice
>travel around the world
>break into some shit
>try out different outfits
>throw some coins
>cause some accidents
>profit
>>679017885
Yesss
>be merc in germany
>friends head explodes by hax
>dragon did it
>look for dragon hunter
>dragon hunter is actually the bad guy
>kill dragon hunter
>other dragons go wew lad
>end
>go inside tree
>punch salt crystals (hardest boss in game btw)
>tree kills you, but it's a different tree btw
>>679017117
Really nobody? How about I add this
> giant blue dome
>fuck we need more ore
> can't remember your own name ever
>>679018011
Life is Strange?
