Badly describe a video game while other anons guess, I'll start
>start in shitty village
>dragon fucks everything up
>kill dragon
>become god
>kill yourself
>>678990508
like...skyrim?
>>678990508
>shitty story
>shitty controls
>shitty graphics
>shitty gameplay
>>678990645
When do you become a god and then commit suicide in skyrim
>>678990667
Dark souls 2
>>678990667
like...also skyrim?
>>678990508
Dragon's dogma? Not sure if that's the name
>>678990881
Yep
>>678990747
after 2 hours of gameplay you are basically uber like a god. also description should be shitty, not literal
>>678990667
minecraft?
>>678990667
like 90% of console games?
>hang with old dude floating on a cloud
>suddenly earthquake
>mountains crumble
>kill oxen and go to village
>beat shitty rpg
>best vidya music ever
>fog
>rust
>girlfriend dies
>kill innocent creatures
>she's alive
>you're a baby
>ooga
>booga
>sabretooth fucks you up
>build mud hut
>more ooga booga
>>678990508
Super Mario World
>>678990508
>be a hand
>have pet
>control little village
>choose good or bad path
>fight other hands
>>678991400
Shadow of the Colossus
>>678991597
Far Cry Primal
>>678991758
black&white?
>>678991243
Silent Hill
>be kid
>be building boat
>shitstorm
>megasshitstorm.fuk
>best friend loses his mind
>gimme that hand nigga
>wake up in alley
>bitch licking my face
>fuck
>>678992218
yep
sick game
heres another
>its cold
>shoot animals
>get attacked by wolverine
>kill it so you dont die
>you dont have the right ticket to kill that animal
>lose game
>>678992538
Kingdom Hearts
>bad dream
>headache
>scary house
>let me rope down to the backyard
>squirrel on a tree
>scotch fuels cars
>wake up
>faggot wants to eat you
>save world
>friends are dead
>everyones dead
>>678992924
Pro Hunter Simulator 2015 13 17
>>678991229
i give up, but i want to hear this music now
>boat
>friend is james bond
>white mr t haircut
>fuck you
>>678994097
Also
>kidnapped
>>678991229
tale of vesperia
>be like two hours late
>go dress up for the job
>instead of doing the job fuck shit up first
>finally do the job
>shit starts to explode
>try to escape
>Be a single mother on facebook
>Farm
>Farm
>Farm
>Spend real money
>Farm
>>678994367
My mom playing on her twinked Horde alt
>>678994253
The Stanley parable?
>Hey listen
>Hey listen
>Green pj
>Kill bad guy
>Get the girl
>Get the kid version of the girl
>profit
>>678994637
LOZ
>>678990667
Every Call of duty
> Shit graphics
> Good music
> Fucking retarded fandom
> Indie
>>678994802
wtf? cod 1 + 2 were awesome.
>go fast
>really fast
>race
>just kidding, AI wont move
>>678994826
FNAF?
>>678994826
Undertale
>I NEED TO FIND MY FRIENDS
>>678995236
Farcry 3?
>on a bike
>bash other bikes
>come first
Protip: There are two games that fill this description. I want the original, not the indie remake.
>>678994826
Undertale?
>>678990508
Dragons Dogma
>guns
>bombs
>russians everywhere
>>678995061
Gratz
>>678995407
Syria nowadays
>be securityfag
>be late to work
>20/10 hot boss
>hide & seek with boss's kid because fuck work
>finally get to meeting
>boss is kill
>shit manager becomes boss, promotes friends
>gotofuckingjail.exe
>boatbro breaks you out
>go to sleep in some old-ass bar
>trip balls, dream of magic man
>wake up magic
>find boss's kid because why not
also
>crazy old woman
>fags on stilts will kill you
>zambies?
>fucking someone call pest control
>why am I holding my boss's heart
ending
>die
>>678995353
Motocross mania 3?
>>678994894
Fucking fine *every call of duty except 1,2, world at war, mw2 and maybe bo2 just for zombies. Fucking happy now anon?
>>678995407
Metro
>>678994253
Half-Life
>wake up near portal
>grow magnificent beard
>eat lots of food
>sit on throne
>>678995407
ArmA 2?
> Go save girl
> Nope, smiling mushroom
> Go save girl
> Nope, smiling mushroom
> Go save girl
> Nope, smiling mushroom
> Go save girl
> Nope, smiling mushroom
> Go save girl
> Nope, smiling mushroom
> Go save girl
> Nope, smiling mushroom
> Go save girl
> Nope, smiling mushroom
> Go save girl
> 'bout fucking time
>>678995503
Uhm... not the one I was thinking of... no.
I'll give another hint.
>sega
>>678995407
Modern warfare?
>>678995650
SMB
>>678995486
Dishonored
>>678995650
Donkey kong
>like cs:go but with wizards and more russians
>make lot of troops
>request more troops from team and wait 3 days to get them
>you go to war every 2 days
>cc troops kill your army in first 5 seconds
>yfw
>>678995486
Don't you live with the evil ending though?
>launch stupid yellow minions into space
>>678994932
Big rigs
>>678995857
haha clash of clans
.fuck that game.
>muh wallet
>>678990508
Pro round:
>be a furry
>collect yarnballs
>ayyliens n shit
![0wGjSdC[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IANRMG2.png "0wGjSdC[1].png")
>>678995887
Winner.
Pic related
>>678995878
Kerbal space program?
>Be tyrannical dictator
>Place Cities
>Grow Cities
>Diplomatic as fuck
>Brown guy with glasses appears
>Nuclear Holocaust
>Game Over
>>678995411
>>678991933
>>678995944
>>678995655
>>678995366
>>678995699
ok this is now officially a dubs thread.
>>678995655
Road Rash. Bout to put a chain in a cops neck cuz I'm a thug
>be cop
>no one knows you are a cop
>base in kitchen
>"run your shit nigga"
>bad ass thug
>best friend gets fucking mauled by some sick fuck
>boss is planning on betraying you
>style is everything
>you continue to help one guy rib places and get away as a side job
>you can snap a fuckers leg and scare people
>fucking furries because why not
>also weebs?
>talking sword
>fucking zombies and demons and shit
>exploding pineapples
>wall chickens
>annoying-ass fucking squirrel-fox-bat thing
>fuckthefourthwall
>amnesia
>hot bitch hates you
>run around questing
>little kid wants snow
>hunt down bad guy
>you are bad guy
>RIP feelings
>amazing music
>indie
>>678995857
Clash of Clans.
>>678994253
Hitman?
>>678996276
Yup
>>678996230
civ 5
>>678995865
No, you die alone or "run away" from yourself and drink yourself to death
>>678995407
CS:GO
>>678995486
dishonored
>>678996285
Sleeping Dogs?
>>678990667
99% of modern video games
>Appear in world with 4 of your friends
>Kill some shit
>Fat guy supplies you swords and shit
>Die
>Friends hate you
>Lose game
>>678996538
Yea
> Take shower
>"JASON!"
> Kid is kill
>>678996062
Help:
>T-shirts are powerups
>platformer
>widely hated.
>'90s gaming era.
>>678996749
Heavy rain.
>almost kill your opponent
>follow them to secure your kill
>bandages out of nowhere
>get rekt
> wake up
> village destroyed by totally not orcs
> travel around the world killing every fantasy monster ever , goblins with flethrowers and weird sandnigger monsters
> Uwe Boll makes a movie about you but doesn't even get the story right
>kill your friend
>can fuck his daughter
>>678996896
The Culling.
Shit game
>>678996686
League
Ok, picking a random game from my childhood.
>guns
>but no killing
>you have about 10 guns to choose from
>was made almost entirely to sell toys
>complete like, fuck, maybe 8 different arenas, each with 3 different game modes?
>was powered by unreal engine before that was the cool thing to do with your indie title
Bonus points if you can name the ultimate fuck off weapon which could provide unlimited ammo if you knew what you were doing.
>>678996896
LoL. yep. we all hate Amumu.
>>678997004
Nope
>>678997065
Winrar
>>678997142
To be fair, The Culling fits perfectly. But i like it.
>start game
>pick up thing infront of you
>demons starts attacking out of nowhere
>last as long as you can
>>678996786
Even more help, retards.
>Sonic clone.
>different console.
>Got a 3D remake, but got even shittier.
>join server
>buy gun
>kill person
>get banned permanently by a 12yr old.
>Dead
>playing a game
>7 days
>fuck you stay
>phonecall
>mask
>lots of blyats
>gf is kill
>blyat boss is kill
>>678997495
Gmod
>>678997472
Bubsy?
>>678997584
It wasn't even hard, but yes.
What gamemode?
>protip: there is no wrong answer.
>hats
>>678997723
TF2
>>678997635
Winrar. Finally.
>>678997539
Hotline miami. 2 easy fgt
>eat uncooked rice
>stats rise to maximum for the rest of the game
>you are in debt
>town full of racists
>save your daughter
>she fucking kills you cheeky cunt
>>678991229
Mystic Quest
>>678997757
Yep.
>time manipulation
>kinda monochrome?
>you fight the illuminati to become the illuminati.
>>678997890
Denver simulator 2016
>Father killed by rock
>Lots more annoying rocks around
>Do the dirty work of an an old man who gets kidnapped
>Try and get him and this girl back while trying to save the world
>Cutscenes last for decades
>enslave innocent creatures for personal gain
>>678997708
I'd say Rp in general
>>678997890
Animal Crossing?
>>678997890
Bioshock infinite?
>>678997890
Organic Trauma: Neverending
>>678998052
Kek but no
>>678998008
Big Game Hunting Simulator
>>678998053
Winrar
>>678998008
Pokemon?
>milk
>petition
>bite my ass
>>678998176
winrar
>>678998150
>>678998223
Holy shit I'm on a roll.
> Be a nigger
> Do nigger stuff
> Shoot tha police
> Become nigger hero
>Stupid science faggot is making deadly aliens appear everywhere
>Your job is to kill him
>You end up killing many aliens
>You never kill him...
>>678995353
Fucking road rash
>be a cop.
>Rip, but cant Rip.
>Help dead people.
>Get a crush on a psychic hoe.
>lift a curse.
>finally Rip.
>>678998298
GTA San Andreas?
>>678996445
Actually I just remembered, that's bullshit if you get low chaos good ending Corcoran lives as emilys bodyguard and in dishonored 2 coming out they've already announced Corvo is one of the playable characters
>>678998205
Postal 2?
>>678998298
GTA.
>>678998345
l8, someone already guessed it, >>678996276
>>678998373
Yep
>>678998384
My phone auto corrected Corvo to what ever the fuck that is
>>678998403
Winrar
>>678990508
peasant's quest
>>678994367
My sides
>get drunk
>call gf
>wake up in the middle of nowhere
>fight a statue
>kill a robot
>make some cow shit
>singing poo
>water cats and dog
>go to war
>dracula
>zombies
>matrix
>final boss is an alien
>gf is kill
>king
>>678998298
Gta sa
>need to find a dagger in china
>instead of blowing the locked door go across the world
>italy
>submarines
>snow
>temple
>find key to door in china
>kill dragon
>keep dagger in a sekrit room
>must beat level within a matter of seconds
>>678993993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUGDp39srk0
>>678993882
The newest Fallout? I haven't even played it actually.
>build a fortress
>goblin army comes and kill everybody
>build another fortress
>dwarves go mad and kill everybody
>build another fucking fortress
>giant comes and roflstomps it
>every one is dead again
>also, shittiest graphics ever
>make money
>so much fucking money
>go to moon
>make more money
>go to mars
>martians become your humble servants
>more money
>help a bunny run for mayor
>hats
>>678990508
>play in backyard
>famous people shoot hoops as children
>>678998915
already done, nigga.
tf2
>>678990508
Shapes with personalities
>>678998915
TF2... again.
>>678998817
Dwarf fortress
>>678998969
Thomas was alone?
>>678990667
undertale
>>678998969
Thomas was alone.
>>678991229
Nier
>>678996945
Dungeon Siege
>>678995353
Road Redemption BOOM
>>678990508
Dragons dogma
>Post Apocalyptic World
>Also: Pre-Apocalyptic World
>Slightly green Kung Fu Son-Goku but no Ki
>Everyone is an elf for some reason
>Even people who aren't elves are elves for some reason
>Infuse body with unstable chemicals
>Kill Oilspill inducing eco-terrorists
>was gud
>dlc
>shit
>>678999123
Winrar. Good job.
>>678995505
fuck blackops
>>678998888
Omg quads.
Is it E.Y.E?
>raining
>rain is blocks
>turn blocks
>lose
>>678999319
super smash bros
>>678999319
Oblivion horse armor?
>>678994624
>>678996329
>>678995569
half-life ye
>>678999354
'Tis not, friend.
>be a weeb.
>get magical help
>fuck bitches, get money.
>sex scenes = 4 pictures.
>shameful, but inevitable fap.
>>678999319
Payday 2 ?
>>678999403
Tetris
>>678997065
My main Jungle I play is Amumu.
>>678995473
Wew lad
>have dead bitch
>pray to necromancy gods
>they tell you to kill some big fuckers
>their face when you actually do
>>678999605
Winrar
>>678999647
mine is Xin/Vi
>>678999558
FE fates
>be 8/10 guy with 6/10 voice
>be on yacht with 9/10 chick
>suddenly RPG
>whichwayisup.jpg
>wake up in sewer
>you wear a red Hawaiian shirt
>do what some random person on the phone says
>meet random person
>look for 9/10 chick
>9/10 chick is really CIA agent
>You and 9/10 chick become part-zombie.
>kill zombie overlord scientist guy.
>get cure for being part zombie
>save 9/10 chick
>every follow up game has been utter shit
>>678999514
One of the EARTH 20XX Series?
>>678998310
half-life
you need to kill that dude in half-life2
>>678999613
great job faggot
>>678999558
huniepop?
>>678997495
obv gmod
>>678999866
Nope. It's a free game on steam.
>>678999793
Absolutely not.
>>679000101
winrar.
>>678999702
Shadow of the Colossus
>>678994826
Hotline Miami
Hi i remember playing a game when i was kid but i dont know the name even though i searched everywhere
>Ninja game style
>cibernetic world with robot enemies and that
>first mission wss a citadel in flames or something
>when u enter a zone it closes exits with a matrix style wall where enemies come and u hit combos
>ps2 or xbox 360
>the year is 20XX
>all gameplay is played to frame perfect perfection
>the winner is determined by port priority
>fox only, no items, final destination
>>679000325
nice
>>678998888
Goddamn adventure capitalist
>you are scientist chick
>you need a friend, also scientist chick
>i dont need that friend because I can do the entire thing solo because I'm that good (read: a loner)
>turn on machine for experiment
>shit blows the fuck up
>instead of escape like stupid cuck that caused the shit to fuck up, you help try and fix shit
>do some funky shit with lasers
>avenge steve irwin by blowing up a giant space thing.
>>679000377
>ps2 or xbox 360
I doubt that
>>678990508
>What's this green shit above my head
>Time to go swimming
>No ladder fuck fuck fuck
>RIP
>>678998369
Help:
>You a ghost.
>Solve murder scenes to help random souls.
>Curse of an exploited girl causes strange shit to happen.
>>678990667
What is titanfall
>>679000630
sims
sims
>>679000630
Sims
>>678996296
dust
>>679000601
Why? I mean, maybe im confused bcause i have bad memory but the game... I'll pay someone only for telling what was that shit
Challenge mode:
>Hardest game in the world
>Can only make 1 mistake
>Play last level over and over looking for that one drop
>Finally get it, kill last Boss
>It was all an illusion
>REAL GAME STARTS NOW
>Remove game from console
>Smash with hammer
>Curl up into ball and cry
this one might be a little difficult
>get shit job
>get crazy, shit job
>start to like job
>find out what you were fighting can save the world
>save world
>>678995353
Road rash?
>>679000377
Ninja gaiden?
>>678990508
> in a plane
> lots of telling
> plane go boom
> French stuff
> dead Nazis
> "I never asked for this" before deus ex
harder:
>get caught by savages
>get out
>survive
>kill savages and their leader
>steal cars
>kill people
>upgrade cars to make them look cool
>customize your character to make them look cool
>its not made by Rockstar.
>be a detective
>keep talking to a guy who isn't there
>>679000843
Hong Kong 97
>>679001024
Far cry 3
>aliens taken over planet
>you awake from space coma
>be a cunt for the first 10 minuites
>follow hot chick to secrit webul base
>get mech suit
>beat peoples asses in using a crate-opening device
>kill your old boss who is now the leader of the world
>>679000377
>Robot racing
>Shoot down other robot racers
>There is no fucking point to any of this
>Fuck that skyscraper
slightly unrelated
>>679001024
zeno clash
>>679001229
fuckin hell
>cant sleep at night
>go into closet
>start tripping balls at the age of 8.
>gotta find all those socks bro
>find final boss, put him in a lunch box.
>>679001110
penumbra
>>679001246
half life 2
>>679000843
rouge?
>>679000813
Xbox 360 came a generation after the ps2. The Xbox 360 competed with the ps3.
>destroy everything with the power of metal
You know what, I'm not even trying at this stage.
>shrooms n bitches
>>679001545
hint:
>game switches genre's half way through
>>679001545
A WEAPON TO SURPASS THE METAL GEAR
>start game
>you're looking at a spaceship
>2 weeks later
>screen is 90% spreadsheets and chat windows
>blond twink with wrench
>gets friendzoned by purple hair chick who clearly wants it
>Fire Lord Ozai is a furry
>>679001545
brutal legend
>>678998369
>>679000635
ghost hunter?
>>679001688
Thank you, I was almost giving up hope when someone guessed "metal gear"
>>679001473
Clue:
>One hit & you're nekked
>That last drop is a cross
>>679001746
No.
>>679001660
Dark Cloud 2/ dark Cronicle
>>679001832
Ghosts and goblins nigga
>>678998559
Help:
>protagonist is a furry
>"press b"
>"*bleep* off"
>>679001899
Conkers bad fur day
>>678990508
>be space soldier fighting evil aliens who hate humans
>evil aliens spread crystals throughout the past and future of humanity
>must go through time to collect crystals and fight enemies
>awesome gameplay and soundtrack
>australian
>use boomerangs to fight off lizards
>that's it
>>679001899
Conkers bad fur day.
>>679001261
No it is not...
I´m pretty sure i will die without knowing the name thx anyways...
>>679001899
Konker's bad fur day.
>Family Divided
>pigman activity
>trannies
>timetravelling shitbag
>bro is kill
>start in some town
>steal sixpack and go fishing
>receive magic lantern
>be wizard and go to the underground
>switch up all spells in the end
>>678990667
Most games?
>>679001261
Robot wars
>>679002059
Ty The Tasmanian Tiger?
>>679001890
Noice
>>679002337
bingo
>you're dumb
>your best friend is a furry
>run around killing stupid, big-lipped ape things
>>679002370
For real though that game took me 7 years to beat and then I find out I have to do it again, fuck me.
It probably is the hardest "fair" game.
>cars
>zombies
>racing
>who even fucking races in this game, its more fun to kill the other racers
>elite military squad
>entire group fucks off in one way or another
>stay on death planet because you dont care anymore
>>679000635
Last help:
>basicly the whole game is a puzzle cinematic
>developed by Square Enix.
>>678996981
Crusader Kings 2?
>play without style
>play without grace
>play with a funny face
>do a handstand
>stretch your arms
>become a balloon
>dig that tune
>>679002756
Wii fit?
>>678990508
Ive got a pretty good one
>You escape from jail and roll around a lot
>>679002858
dark souls
>>679002858
Sonic Adventure 2
>start out in xenophobic, forcefully isolated Orwellian dystopia
>father runs away, follow the bastard
>find that the entire world is a third-world shithole
>track down Dad by asking a bartender who directs you to a radio DJ who directs you to a doctor who tells you to go to an old building, reveals she worked with your father and dead mother on a super-important science project
>find Dad's most recent journal entry
>journal entry directs you to somewhere completely on the other side of the map
>fuck.jpg
>go there, retrieve Dad from clutches of a mad scientist
>bring him back to doctor lady
>help them fix up their science project
>suddenly, Nazis
>Dad anheroes as part of an attempt to keep Nazis away from science project
>run like a motherfucker
>escort doctor lady to technologically advanced allies with big guns
>Nazis now have science project but can't get it working
>new friends send you looking for a crucial missing component
>find it
>Nazis grab it, imprison you
>escape Nazi base with Hitler's help
>go back to friends
>go take science project back from Nazis
>kill yourself activating it
>ded.png
>>678990804
>>678990804
Dark souls 2 wasnt that bad, anon. It wasnt as good as the first but dark souls 2 was still a solid title regardless.
>>679002564
>fair
Really?
Second playthrough was ReFuckingDiculous. Only tried it that once, but it taught me that it's possible for game developers to hate their customers.
I don't know ANYONE that did the second playthrough. Did you?
>>679002958
FO3
>>679002958
Fallout 3.
You are supposed to make this hard.
>>679000327
Hotline miami didnt have shitty graphics. They fit the game.
>>679003034
Fair in comparison to bullshit hard games like I wanna be the Guy or Battletoads where you are literally forced to memorize the entire game due to its shitty design.
>>679002932
Correct
>>679001033
saints row?
>>679003206
i havent even played dark souls hahah
>>679002854
No. But close. It is a nintendo title.
>>679003254
Correct
>>679002553
Sounds like a game /b/ would make.
>>678991229
Bastion
>>678992924
Lmao cabelas Alaskan adventures
>have an army
>skeleton dude fucks with you
>kills your army
>you build another army
>kill skeleton dude
>small group of specially trained individuals try to start a new colony
>migrants and outsiders fuck your shit up
>build a wall
>eventually collapse due to flooding, fire, invasion, starvation, riots, or cats
>get shot in the face
>wake up next morning
>find yourself in random backwater town
>must track down face-shooter
>help defend town against mob of escaped convicts
>convoluted series of events lead you to the bastard who shot you
>get entangled in WWIII on the way, must choose a side
>what happens in Vegas does NOT stay there
>you're a batter
>have to kill ghosts
>a cat guides you
>>679003161
Never played those, but there was a bit of memorization in GnG, since you had to remember exactly where to jump off a point to not get hit, or not end up falling to your death.
You had to really make up for the horrible jumping physics with repetitive timing.
>nig's be nigging
>fat son dun goof'd
>meth head former friend enters picture
>bind/torture/kill
>pumping arms on an olympic level
>widely considered the greatest game ost ever
>>679002278
More help:
>Mom is impaled
>brainwashing media
>wake up dragon
>>679003617
Fallout New vegas.
>>678995814
DotA 2
>>679003617
FO:NV
You're not very good at describing things badly.
>>679003663
Yeah well thats why I put it as "fair". Its still nowhere near as bad as games that make you play over the entire game so you can memorize one part then get to the next bullshit memorizing section.
>>679003829
lol. that guy just must be pretty young is all
>>679003451
It is an actual game though
Hint: For PS2
>>679002553
Sounds like Jak and Daxter, but Jak isn't dumb?
>>678991597
Africa: The game
>Follow for daily GTA V UPDATES
>LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE
>>679003907
you describe it as though they have no basis of being payed for making it
like there's no one who would even like it in the first place. try to structure what you say to seem less opinion driven
>>679003634
OFF
>>679004093
Yup, you got it
Dumb
adjective
1. Temporarily unable or unwilling to speak.
>play as furry
>every character in game is furry
>except one, this guy is a scaley, and is a damn fine mofo too.
>steal shit
>your friends are an obese dumbass, and an autistic nutcase
>main characters voice actor also voiced in Virtua Cop
>>678995505
You forgot the first mw
That game was fucking great
>>679004187
yay
>be you, rich
>go skydiving
>accidentally land in 3rd world shithole in midst of civil war
>get caught by crazy savages
>ex-army big brother bails you out
>get chased for several miles with gunfire and dogs, lose brother
>fall off a cliff
>wake up with sweet new ink
>whatdididolastnight.jpg
>savages still have your friends
>basically go on a nation-wide shooting spree looking for your friends
>rescue all but your brother
>learn brother is being held by slave-trader
>infiltrate and assassinate
>rescue brother
>allies force you to choose between the awesome warrior life and the married to a hot Hollywood actress life
>game over
>>679004184
lol i guess if people like the equivalent of watching paint dry while someone steps on their balls have fun.
>>679004284
Sly Cooper
Dimitri is cool
>Imagine Flowers Blooming in Your Mind’s Eye.
>How many flowers do you see?
>>679004424
winrar
>>679004281
Ohhh I see.
Great series
>terrorists
>tango spotted
>tango down
>Ding Chavez
>>679003907
I dunno, man. "Fair" is a stretch.
That end was a big middle finger to the player.
But like I said, never played those other two, but I can't imagine it being much worse.
>>679004343
i think i'll have you come in to work with me
>>679004325
Far Cry 3
>>679002958
>>679003617
>>679004325
Samefag. Can you fucking stop?
>wake up
>find tree
>smash it
>find rock
>smash it
>find animal
>smash it
>find person
>get shot
>wake up
>find tree
>...
>>679004624
minecraft
>>679004544
I really DO suck at poor descriptions.
>>679004604
they just want to make people uncomfortable. ignore them
>>679004665
Close, but if it was minecraft I would have said
>find tree
>punch it
>>679004624
Help:
>are you male or female
>weirdplace
>chickenpeople
>need surgery
>cannot afford
>"you never learn with guns"
>build forces for centuries
>remove kebab
>get cucked
>Where did you learn to fly?
>Where did you learn to fly?
>Where did you learn to fly?
>Where did you learn to fly?
>>679004624
Full frontal nudity: the game
>>679004841
Abe's Oddysee
>humanity attacked by ayyylmaos
>children forced to get in power armor and kill ayylmaos
>sarcastic cunt headmate won't SHUT UP
>fall in love with the bitch
>>679005006
Close
