If Tom Cruise worked in foot locker he'd be Tom Shoes
If he was a detective he'd be Tom Clues
>>678957906
if he were japanese he'd be tom clues.
If he was a reporter he'd be Tom News
>>678957639
If he were gay, he'd be called Tom Cruise
If he was a investigative reporter he'd be Tom News
>>678957639
If Tom Cruise was OP he would be a faggot.
>>678957639
If he was sad, he'd be called Tom Blues
if he was an alcohol he would be Tom Booze
If he were latino he'd be Tom Cruz
If Tom Cruise slept in he'd be Tom Snooze
if he was a faggot he would be Tom Lose
If Tom Cruise were a large tropical ship built for leisure he'd be Tom Cruise
If he was a faggot hed be gay.
If he drank nitroglycerin he'd be Bomb Cruise
>>678958119
or hed be OP if he was a nigger lover
>>678957639
if he were a kike he would be tom jewz
If Tom Cruise was a tomahawk missile he'd be Tom Cruise
>>678957639
if he was pakistani he would be bomb jews
if he couldn't make up his mind his mum would say Tom Choose
if Tom Cruise had the shits he'd be Tom Poos
If Tom Cruise was a vehicular speed regulator he'd be Tom Cruise
>>678958335
lel
>>678958350
Or "loose"
if he was a baker, then he would be peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo? Ho ho ho hooo.
christians: 0
atheists: 0
jabba: 1
if he shat himself he would be Tom Poos
But bitch im bobby with dat tool
if Tom Cruise got in a fight he'd be Tom Bruise
If Tom Cruise had amnesia, he'd be Tom Whos?
>>678957639
If Tom Cruise walked on the set of Blue Clues, he wouldn't know who to choose cause he's old news and tom cruise is in the gutter so enter tom blues who's mission is impossible to defuse cause his wife he choose to abuse and now we all lost in tom booze. Vote me for best rap please. I need this.
>>678958437
kek
>>678958506
that's loose as in 'this knot is very loose' or 'I'm a faggot for correcting something that was already correct so my anus must be really loose'
>>678958275
Underrated post
If Tom Cruise was a cow, he'd be Tom Moos
if tom hit his wife, he would be dom 'buse
>>678958606
>>678958786
you aren't fuckin' ready for my muppet collection bitch
>>678958888
hory shet
>>678958888
Nice doobs
if tom cruise was a bomb technician, he'd be Tom Fuse
If Tom Cruise wad a cow he'd be Tom Moos
If he was a female hed be Tom Boobs.
if Tom Cruise was a kitten he'd be Tom Mews
>>678958949
>>678959117
>>678959183
If Tom Cruise was an adhesive, he'd be Tom Glues
>>678958782
Underaged post kek
>>678959416
>>678958995
Tom Doobs?
>>678959448
>>678958888
>>678959579
>>678957639
what is wrong with that kid? Is she a pop fashion model?
if Tom Cruise worked for Campbell's he'd be Tom Stews
If Tom Cruise used purely charisma and sleazy compliments he'd be Tom Schmooze
If tom went to /b/ he'd be Tom Wews.
>>678959717
Very possibly
>>678958352
kek
if Tom Cruise jizzed everywhere he'd be Tom Spoos
If he was an alcholic piece of shit who beat me and my mom, he'd be
Tom Booze.
if Tom Cruise asked you politely to move aside, he'd be Tom 'Scuse
>>678960035
If Tom Cruise had a big nose, no foreskin and a pot of gold he'd be Tom Jews.
>>678960589
Tom jews = tom cruise.
if Tom Cruise was a porn actor he'd be Tom Screws
If Tom Cruise was as professional call of duty player hed be Tom Pews.
>>678957639
But he's now packing fudges
If tom an hero hed be Tom Noose.
If he was a reporter hed be Tom News.
If he was a hair dresser hed be Tom Doos.
If he was an orange hed be Tom Juice.
If he were Mexican he would be Tom Cruz
If he got a sex change hed be Tom Puss.
If his gay porn he started in was leaked he would be Tom nudes
If he were Black he'd be Tom Bruise.
>>678961179
or they'd just call it oblivion 2
>>678958082
Underated comment.
If he was an alcoholic he'd be Tom Booze
If he was in a band hed be Huey Luis and the Cruise.
>>678961256
Thats the third time thats been used faggot.
you guys need to ctl f before you post
if Tom Cruise threw up he'd be Tom Spews
>>678961309
If he ate taco bell hed be Tom Poos.
If he was a horse hed be Tom Glues.
>>678961468
both poos and glues were used already
>If he was a horse hed be Tom Glues.
made me kek out loud
>>678961309
I didn't read the thread, nigger
>>678961583
I'm not your nigger buddy.
>>678957639
Tom Cruise Tom Cruise Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise Tom Cruise
>>678961565
If he went to six flags hed be Tom Ques.
>>678961668
I aint your buddy, coon.
If Tom Cruise likes his steak rare he'd be Tom Chews
>>678958437
nice
If he were a woman he'd be Tom Cooze
>>678961791
I aint your coon, jew.
If he was a god hed be Tom Zeus.
if Tom Cruise had a bunch of animals in cages he'd be Tom Zoos
If tom masticated he would be tom chews
I ain't Tom Cruise
Y'all got me con-fused
Light ya up like a bomb fuse
y'all need to get some clues
i was happy that ya mom screws
man she got some bomb cooze
but i left ya mom bruised
and i drank up all ya pom juice
He he was a train hed be Thomas Cruise.
>>678961887
I ain't your Shlomo, homo.
If he was a Christian Church he'd be Tom Pews
>>678961981
>and i drank up all ya pom juice
this rustles my jimmies, that shit is expensive as fuck
>>678961984
if tom was a colour he would be tom hues
>>678962042
I ain't your homo, bromo.
If he was a cowboy hed be Tom Dudes.
>>678962162
If tom read this he would be Tom Hues.
if Tom Cruise played an Australian instrument he'd be Tom Digeridoos
If he identified sexually as an attack helicopter, hed be Tom Flews.
>>678957639
If Tom Cruise was your evil son who you had to kill at the end he'd be Fallout 4
If he was a director hed be Tom Cues.
>>678962380
If he was a rapper hed be Tom Papoose.
>>678962495
if Tom Cruise was this thread he'd be about done
If he was a Tree hed be Tom roots.
If he played a wind instrument hed be Tom Flutes.
If he was a squirral hed be Tom Noots.
>>678962471
If Tom Cruise was a faggot, he'd be u
>>678962733
>>678962677
if he played a trumpet and was a skeleton he'd be Tom Doots
If tom was kawaii hed be Tom Cutes.
what if Tom Cruise really did work at Foot Locker? would you buy shoes from him?
>>678962872
This pisses me off
>>678962872
If tom dropped out of high school and thought it would be a good idea to try heroin and then spend the next 20 years doing nothing, hed be Tom Oops.
>>678957639
Awww look at that nice young man walking his younger sister across the street
if Tom Cruise was a tiny little manlet baby his name would be Tom Cwuise
If tom was a Gif, he'd be Tom Loops.
If he was a computer program, he'd be Tom Shoops.
>>678962824
I hope someone else uses your toothbrush
if he was the game he would be Tom Lose
>>678963088
Fuck you delete that pic
>>678963117
>if Tom Cruise was a tiny little manlet baby
>if
You laugh, Tom Lose
>>678963210
why?
>>678963117
top sirloin
>>678963135
if tom was a mode of transportation, hed be Tom Bus
If he was my dad hed be Tom Abuse.
>>678957639
If he were playing the game he would be
Tom Lose.
>>678963183
>>678963391
If you went out in public youd get your pp hole raped.
if tom was a lawyer he would be tom sues
If Tom was a troll on 4chan he'd be Tom Ruse
if Tom Cruise drank ipecac syrup he would be Tom Spews
if tom had the same power level as goku he would be tom fuse
>>678963589
If he was Tom Sues he would buy Tom Suits.
>>678963622
>>678963609
If there was ctrl F you wouldn't know how to use it.
If he had gas he would be Tom Poots.
>>678958446
nice one
If he was a childrens book he would be Tom Seuss.
if tom cruz had an overdue library book and his name were filled according to the Dewey Decimal system or whatever it would probably be located under a tab that said Tom's Dues
>>678958362
lol'd
>>678963700
there is an controln f and jew don't know how 2 use it
>>678963772
I actually used to work with a Tom Suess
If tom cruise jumped in front of a bus, he'd be morning news.
>>678963956
If he was in a situation that felt oddly simliar to a previous situation he be Tom Vus.
cruuise's jews
>>678958734
i was referring to the asshole from the start you idiot
If he was an owl hed be Tom Hoots.
>>678957639
aww angles little daddy
If he was a blade of grass hed be Tom Shoots.
If he started a stupid website hed be Tom Moots.
if Tom Cruise got lots of replies he'd be Tom (You)s
>>678957639
If Tom Cruise was a famous movie star he'd be a closed homosexual scientologist
>>678964634
Not bad
If he was an earring hed be Tom Hoops.
>>678959227
>>678964735
>>678964735
i was trying to find a witty way to say this, glad you didnt come up with anything better than me.
If he was a computer hed be Tom Putes.
>>678964860
>implying that you could come up with anything better
If he was a nigger hed be Tom Loots.
He makes music too as Com Truise
If Tom Cruise was a meme, he'd Check em
>>678964988
Everybody already has.
>>678964988
If he called you a faggot hed be Tom Truths.
>>678965089
kek
Tom Dos and Tom Donts
>>678957639
If he was a egomaniac closet homosedual midget, he'd be Tom Cruise.
>>678965235
>>678965262
If someone told you that was funny theyd be Tom Dupes.
If he did stuff he'd be tom dos
If Tom Cruise took a drive, it would be on the
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
If he was a number hed be Tom 2's.
>>678963942
https://youtu.be/JZEIMQ42-oU
If he was a button on a remote control hed be Tom Mutes.
>>678962307
Kek led from Aussie
If Tom cruise trolled /b/, he'd be Tom ruse
If he came he'd be tom ooze
>>678965591
I fukin lol'd
thanks for the giggle, m8
>>678965701
If he was an aussie fag hed be Tom Roos.
If he did to much mushrooms hed be Tom Confuse.
>>678963332
THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE
TIME TO DIE
If Tom Cruise were a fossil fuel, he'd be Tom Crude.
>>678965755
If he was a tranny, he'd be Tom vagoo
>>678965870
>>678965939
If he couldnt see without his glasses hed be Tom Magoo.
If he was a tasty pasta sauce hed be Tom Ragu.
>>678957639
is he were canadian, he would be tom moose
>>678966016
sauce?
>>678957639
If he was actaully amusing to watch, hed be Tom Amuse
>>678965870
*
>>678957639
I don't get it
>>678966089
If he was 2 live, hed be Tom Crews.
>>678966016
If he was a piss loving faggot, he would be Tom loo
If he was a church bench, he would be Tom pews
If he was an animal Steve Irwin found, hed be Tom Beaut's
>>678957639
if he were on summercamp he'd be tom canoes
If he made his own beer he'd be Tom Brews
>>678965591
KENNY LOGGINS HIMSELF WOULD TOM APPROVE
If he got married, she'd be Tom's muse
>>678965701
OP Ausfag here and I love it
If he was a muslim and boarded a ship hed be Bomb Cruise.
If he was a tasty stack, hed be Nom Cruise.
If he was trying to to get people to play CS with him he'd be waiting in Tom's queues
If he was some chimneys he'd be Tom Flues.
If he had viruses he might be Tom Flus.
If he was followed another Tom he'd be Tom Twos.
His movies bore me, so he's Tom Snooze.
If he window shops he'd be Tom Peruse.
If he sucked up he'd be Tom Schmooze.
If he hung out in restrooms he'd be Tom Loos.
If he hung out with Ferrigno and Gehrig he'd be Tom Lous.
If he hung out with Mr T he'd be Tom Foo's.
>>678957639
he also has a smoothie bar!
Welcome to Tom's Juice!
>>678966821
since Tom Cruies is a faglord, we should compile a list of his fuckbuddies and call it Tom's Dudes
If Tom Cuise lead a cult he would
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>>678966904
There is also ctrl F! Fuck Yoos!
if he was a lawyer, hed be Tom Sues
If he gave a blow job in the past, hed be Tom Blews.
If Tom Cruise was into ambient electronic music, he would listen to Com Truise
>>678966993
i've seen it before but my setup was better
screw yoos
>>678957639
if he were an alarm he'd be Tom Snooze
If Tom Cruise was a strategist he'd be Tom Ruse
He he made liquid food, hed be Tom Soups.
>>678957639
What is this meme
If he were a detective, he's be Tom Clues
If he was in Ashwitz he's be Tom Jews
>>678958350
>>678958506
>>678958734
>>678964210
Angry he doesn't know how to spell loose.
If he was an explosive he would be Tom Fuse
>>678967313
>>678967512
>>678967715
>>678967761
If he was beaten as a child he would be Tom Abuse
If he was a time traveller he'd be Tom Orrow
>>678967894
You mean if he was my dad, already been Tom Used you faggot.
If he was a joker hed be Tom Ruse
>>678967911
Autist detected.
>>678967296
It is the alpha and the omega... I dunno it was first image I found focusing on his shoes
>>678968010
>>678958434
Nice
If Tom Cruise was black and buffed he would be Tom Crews
>>678968135
If being original was a game, you Tom Lose.
>>678968016
If he was an actor he'd be Tom Amuse,
If he was an aircraft he'd be Tom Hughes
If Tom Cruise was Swedish he would be Tom Cuck
If he let Leo paint him like one of his French girls he'd be Tom Muse
If he was superman he'd be Tom seesthroughs
If Tom Cruise was a nigger, he DINDU NUFFIN
As a comedian he'd be Tom Amuze
If Tom Cruise were a Palestinian, he'd be Bomb Jews
>>678968674
>amuze
>amuse
>>678968241
>>678968241
>>678966095
>>678957639
if he was a porn star he'd be tom screws
>>678960834
>Screws
>>678969010
if he were the zodiac killer he'd be tom cruz
>>678966603
Thanks man, state?
If Tom was an anal loving faggot, he'd be Tom lubes
>>678969169
If he shaved he would be Tom Pubes.
if tom cruise fucked men he would be gay
>>678969169
WA b/ruh
If he was a Greek god, he'd be Tom Zeus
If he 420 blazed he'd be bong cruise
If Tom Cruise was a pony, he would be Tom Rainbow Dash
If he was a DJ he be Tom mixing on the ones and two's
If he was suicidal, he would be Tom Noose
If he was a porn star he'd be Tom Screws
>>678970974
that one was so bad i actually laughed
If he was in rehab he'd be Tom Can't Use
If he posted on /b/ he would be Anonymuise
>>678958352
top zozzle
>>678957639
If Tom Cruise lived in a small urban town house, he'd be Tom Mews
And if he finds out he is getting ripped on by a bunch of faggots like you guys he will Tom Sues all your asses
>>678971811
Underaged post
If Tom Cruise was an Ausfag he'd be To........a cunt
If Tom was in my 7th grade maths class he would be Tom Hypotenuse
If Tom Cruise was german he'd be Tom Kreuz
If Tom Cruise had a band he'd be Tom Muse
>>678958082
No, dammit...
Chinese = "Tom Clues"
Chinese pronounce R's as L's
Japanese pronounce L's as R's
If Tom Cruise saw this thread, he'd be fucking disappointed at the shit tier plays on his name made by 15 year olds.
>>678974982
>If Tom Cruise saw this thread, he'd be fucking disappointed at the shit tier plays on his name made by 15 year olds.
And the he Tom Sues
>>678958782
fucking lost
>>678974691
Gold standard
If Tom Cruise were an explosives expert in the military his nickname would be Tom Defuse
>>678957639
If tom cruise was into gay cruising he'd be... Tom cruise, wait a minute....
If Tom Cruise were fat and effeminate, he'd be Tom DeLuise.
>>678958571
>just casually slipping in the best post in the history of the internet
I wanna be Tom
>>678974982
Nah xenu would approve
If he was an inspiration he would be Tom Muse
if he washed his hair he would be Tom shampoos
if he was an electrical box that controlled the main power to a house or building or something he would be called Tom Fuse
If Tom Cruise was a vagina he'd be Tom Cooze.
If he was Japanese or a detective he'd be Tom Clues
If we interpreted his name in the wrong way he would be Tom Misconstrues
If he was a dealer he'd be Tom Grewz
if tom wanted to kill himself he would be tom noose
If he were litigous he'd be tom sues
If he said no to a blowjob from OP he would be Tom Refuse
>>678976161
If Tom was a pedo he'd be Tom Cums
>>678958613
run up onem acca fool
if tom was black he would be called tom nigger
>>678978510
Uncle tom
vis powst iz gud
If Tom Cruise found white water rafting exhilerating he'd be Tom Canoes
If he was a landlocked country in Eastern Europe, known for its Stalinist architecture, grand fortifications and primeval forests he would be Tom Belarus.
if he fell asleep while eating biscuits or chips and someone else ate them all he would be Tom U Snooze U Lose
If he were a good catch he would be Bon Choose.
>>678979012
Fucking kekkkk
>>678957639
If Tom Cruise was asian he'd be Jackie Chan
FUCK
>>678959642
This guy is a fucking genius. We have our new Messiah
This thread.. Really guys? What the actual fuck?
if Tom was mexican he would be Tomas Cruz
>>678957639
When he sleeps his name is Tom Snooze
>>678979327
It's British, just pull the cucumber outta your ass and go with it
>>678957639
If he was a cow, he'd be your mom, OP.