ERP thread?
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ERP thread?
>>678938858
Sure?
I take my pants off and start stroking my two penises. I'm looking for a nigger to tongue my anus
>>678939028
you seem a bit nervous, what are you hiding under that pillow?
>>678939211
>i call the police
i wish people wanted to play
>i do a school shooting and finsh and every ones dead
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>OP checks the fucking thread but never does >because OP is a fag and OP will let this thread >404
>>678940861
kek a new fag
>>678940484
chatropolis
>>678940861
im waiting for someone who wants to play
>>678940974
i want to talk with anons though because they are much more deprived and disgusting
>>678941368
hello tits or gtfo time stamp fag
>>678941622
thats a good example of what i mean, only nice people get tits though.
>>678941368
I have now joined the thread, no need to fear
Tell me what drives a guy to pretend to be a cartoon woman on a malaysian cave painting forum?
>>678940484
Why are you naked?
>>678942165
can you kek
>>678942165
since your naked can we see please?
The /erp/ threads are mostly on /trash/ now if you didn't know.
>>678942394
Horniness
>>678942394
*Starts floating in the air with his eyes glowing red and spheres of dark energy resonating from his palms* Choose your next words carefully
>>678942341
Well hell handsome gentleman, how are you?
>>678942471
i can indeed kek
>clears throat
"kek
>>678942409
im always naked
>>678942341
I am not a very emotional guy, bit i do grow tired of lonlyness
>>678942914
*teleports behind you*
Heh nothin personal kid
>>678940484
What's erp?
>>678942341
I am not a very emotional guy, but i do grow tired of lonlyness
>>678943022
kek as loudest and as best as you can really bring out that kekimus in you oh! and my names steve by the way
>678942341
>>678943022
Hello, would you mind accompanying me for a walk?
>>678943097
electronic rocket propulsion
>>678943209
>takes a wide stance
"KEEEEEEK"
>>678943272
that sounds very nice
>>67893885
Whats erp?
>>678943381
OMG WOW LIKE A TRUE KEKIMUS! so whats your name mines Steve sorry for repeating my name again i think we can be great friends
>>678943381
So since your naked can I see you naked please?
>678942341
>>678943381
*locks arms with yours*
Thanks you, its good to take a brake from it all every once in awhile.
>>678943408
yeah I"m curious too. Is it porn? Because if so, post some of that shit you niggers
Im so confused and bored anyone want to rp?
>>678943577
my name is Kuruminha or just minha for short
>>678943691
since im naked arent you seeing me naked already?
>>678943692
>gives you a sweet smile
you are very nice, take a break from what, sir?
>>678943786
please spay and neuter your pets
>>678944057
XD GOD POOR PETS NO MORE CUM HUMPING
>>678944057
hello minha you are very cute
>>678944057
Well I want to see you fully naked not your hair covering your boobs and that cloth removed.
>678942341
>>678944057
I get swept up in my work as a general, that i forget to leave time for myself, Shinge is my name if you where wondering
>>678944197
cum humping is alright sometimes.
>>678944280
thats very nice of you to say
>gives you a hug
>>678944401
so eager. you'll have to sweet talk me a little before that.
>>678944499
Well Shinge, thank you for taking me for a walk, and im happy to help you relax a little.
>>678938858
k- kuruminha?
>678942341
>>678944765
Well, now i have a question.... would you mind coming home with me?
>>678944765
Well Minha do I have to your already sexy as it is I thought you would be fine doing that.
>>678944765
thx minha
>gives a hug back but also kisses your soft lips
>>678943087
*Snickers nefariously*
>>678943087
*It was just a hologram*
>>678945022
Yes, thats my name, do i know you?
>>678945031
sounds fine to me, are we going to have some tea?
>>678945122
im flattered that you find me attractive.
>>678945245
aw, you are too cute.
i have her nudes guise
she's a whore
>678942341
>>678945660
If it would please my lady
>>678945660
Well you are a very sexy girl so can you show me?
>>678945660
i find you cute too minha
what erp?
>>678945779
Im always naked! its a part of my culture, there is nothing wrong with being naked!
>>678945787
it would.
>>678945906
maybe you will see in a little bit.
>>678945977
>stands on toes and kisses your cheek
I want someone to cuck me please.
>>678946030
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ERP
>>678946104
Heheh maby right now?
>>678946104
>starts to hug you and kisses your lips for a long time
>678942341
>>678946104
*Walks you to old fashion car*
Hope you don't mind if we drive
>>678946621
>she looks over the car for a bit before getting inside
i cant remember the last time i was in one of these, they are very interesting
>>678946459
dont get too excited, i appreciate your affection though, its really adorable.
>>678946371
and what will you do for me if i do?
>>678946104
I think ERP is fucking cancer
but i can try to play with you, if you are a qt brazillian twink
>>678946950
Use your throat as my own personal fleshlight
>>678946950
Hey you. Can I watch you be erotic and lewd with these anons?
>678942341
>>678946950
you don't see them very often, it was my grandfathers, but it looked very different when he owned it
>>678946950
ok minha sorry i got too excited
>>678946950
Heh I'll give back.
>>678947152
oh really, it looks nice right now, what was different?
>>678947036
you are a horny one arent you?
>>678947246
dont be sorry, i know how men sometimes cant help it.
>>678947359
give back how?
>>678947603
ayy lmao you fucking slut
>>678947603
Well since you will give me nudes I will return the favor.
>>678947603
whaddya say we cut the chit chat and go to pound town?
>>678942394
I want to see malaysian cave paintings please!
>>678947603
yeah i know
>kisses your cheeks
>>678947703
Th-thats not me!
where did you find that?
i mean i dont care, because its not me!
>>678947761
i think someone took care of that for you
>sniffles
>>678947819
i'v never been to pound town, whats it like there?
>>678947849
i like affection a lot, thank you.
>>678947603
*Starts car"
it wasn't in working condition, i had to fix almost every part, form the brake lights to the transmission
*motions to sit in the car*
It's not a long drive from here, it will only take a second
>>678947953
Yeah, her tits are bigger
So far no ERP
congrastz
Anão é irmão e não personifica a Minha pra incitar punheta em chan gringo, pivete.
>>678947953
>wipes your tears
I know thats not you because your not a slut to do that kind of thing.
>>678947953
no problem
>starts to hold your hand
>>678947953
i found it in your banana collection
So, lesbian dragon buttsex then?
>>678947953
pound town is warm and humid year round. high chance of showers
Bananas are really like the perfect food
>>678948017
transmission? brake lights?
mmm, uhh
>scratches head
>>678948100
(well its people like you who ruin the erp threads with our impatient "hi, nice to meet you *unzips dick and fucks you*" nonsense)
>>678948198
im glad you believe me
>embraces you and starts to calm down
>>678948280
your grip is so strong, are you a warrior?
>places hands on your abs
>>678948434
ah! where are you finding pictures of... this other girl?
>>678948782
I take that as a challenge so okay.
>>678948782
>starts to hug you
It will be alright
>>678948782
Suck me off and I'll tell you
>>678948782
yes I am a warrior thanks for asking
Is there anyone in this thread who needs lots of tender love and care~?
>678942341
>>678948782
never mind all that
>pulls up drive way
Here's where i live, its not too big i hope
A-anon... What are you looking at?
>>678949098
your fatass
>>678948782
in lori's banana collection i said
>>678949247
Wh-Why would you be looking there?!
>>678949025
*Raises hand*
Right here, need it bad
>>678949303
because i wanna pound you
>>678949025
>>678949098
Welcome, ladies, i hope you turn some boys into men.
>>678949028
ah, much bigger than my home, its very nice.
>she fidgets a little and turns to you
So what are we gonna do in there?
>>678949013
ah, very impressive, warrior men are very attractive.
>>678949518
why thank you your very attractive also
>>678949518
i thought you wanted tea
>takes out key
And after that, what ever you want, i have time today, and i am willing to spend all of it with you
All these spam post but none are dubs. For shame.
>>678949956
keep the thread bumped while i make something to eat
>>678950246
How hollow is life without dubs?
>>678950036
*Starts floating in the air with his eyes glowing red and spheres of dark energy resonating from his palms* You better watch what you post in this thread kiddo
>>678950329
shh, just ignore it until it realizes its wasted ten minutes of its life
like i wont just make another thread
pathetic
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.
Half an hour of this?
is this what perpetual virginity looks like, like you dont even have friends to talk to instead?
your life must be miserable, im sure your parents are proud that this is what you do to make yourself feel like you make a difference.
everyone has literally gone to the other thread, so im glad you are distracted here.
>>678952399
wait what other thread i need to go there im stuck here with this dude
>>678952624
in trash
where erp belongs
Cancer
>>678952712
whats the letter for trash
>>678952624
if i post it the virgin will ruin it.
also try looking for discord invites
>>678953385
And i'll just make another one on /b/ when his mom makes him go to bed.
>>678953510
ok thats good so can i have the thing to the thread
could you at least post girls who arent ugly? its like you're pathetic and also have terrible taste.
Who wants to learn English? ;)
>>678953923
i do ;)
>>678953923
i do!
>>678953923
I do!
>>678938858
I will RP. OP is fag and I am not. Nothing to see here, so I will walk away now.
>>678954207
i can tell you are from a nation of poverty just by the way you type.
