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>>678817469
both of them are cringeworthy tbh fam
>>678817469
When did the term "uni" first start getting used? I swear to god I never heard it when i was in College back in 2001. Is it a Brit bong thing?
>>678817853
Considering 'Uni' is short for University I find it hard to imagine that it would be called anything else..
this is more rage than cringe
OC
>>678817939
thanks obama
>>678817853
I saw the term uni always being used but i'm a brit tho so idk about other places
>>678817939
why is russel crowes family so ugly?
>>678818149
he looks like corey feldman
>>678818708
>home of sexuals
Kek
>>678817853
College is high school in the UK so they call American college university, or uni
>>678818847
Can you please explain what is so cringy about this?
>>678818847
What's cringe about that
>>678818847
Cringe?
>>678818963
you're dads a home of sexuals
>>678818979
I'm not going to spoonfeed you..
>>678818847
this
/thread
>>678818128
>you turn 360 and walk
Fucking kek
>>678818847
Yeah I don't get it either. Looks like some high school production, a play.
>>678819130
Fight me irl
>>678818979
>>678819019
It's past your bedtime newfriend.
>>678818847
This is too much to handle ...
>>678818979
Obviously plum isn't his color you silly goose.
>>678818020
In the U.S. It's called college. We have many 'colleges' that aren't universities. Some colleges cater to prepare people for specific industries, and are sometimes called technical or industry schools.
Universities and higher ed in general are kind of a racket in the states
>>678819451
This
>>678819512
Because I can't fuck a personality.
>>678818570
this is the most autistic of any of the autistics
>>678819541
she can kill this dick
>>678817939
He had so many chances to stop
>>678817469
Only bleach will quench this new thirst.
>>678817939
thats just sad
>>678818783
It's a she
>>678817853
where i'm from uni is short for university, a college is where people live on campus at their uni
>>678819529
Yes, it's exactly the same in the UK..
>>678819579
id tap gabby so hard
>>678819673
wtf i thought french women were supposed to be attractive
>>678819721
no it isnt, idiot
>>678819699
Interesting. Those are called dormitories or 'on-campus residences' in the states.
They use 'college' as a general term for the whole facility
Oc
>>678818128
Oh god this is where
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
Comes from
>>678818979
>>678819019
>>678819107
>>678819221
Summer has come early?
>>678819964
The fuck is that?
>>678817697
Le upvote XDXD
>>678817853
People with their noses too high in the fucking air do not have the same amount of time as peasants for articulating full words. They feel like pretending they aren't in a cookie cutter trade school.
>>678818708
I'm a straight man but she wants to make me visit the 'home of sexuals'
>>678819964
Dafuq? Did Edward scissorhands make that sub for you?
>>678819721
where im from tchnical colleges n shit are called tafes (Technical and further education)
so you have unis where people study, colleges where people live on campus, and tafes for like tradie trainging and stuff
>>678820043
They wanted me to eat that
>>678819898
>>678817469
Speaking of uni, get a load of uni-boob.
>>678818847
Aw why the fuck you do dis
Best cringe posted so far
>>678820085
And whats with the actual leaves on it not lettuce no onion the fuck man
>>678819721
I'm actually from Britain but whatever, you've clearly got all the answers ae
>>678818847
Never understood this cringe.
He's dressed up yeah.. but he's obviously backstage at some theatre
>>678819579
>le beta xD
>le buzzwords
kill yourself newfag.
>>678820052
Yeah in America we don't call the school where you learn how to operate a forklift a University. Sounds too prestigious and makes the real universities look like community colleges
>>678817939
wtf? is that some kind of physical defect or are they just ugly?
and how could someones genes are so dominant assuming that guy in the pic is the father?
did the mother cucked him with his borther or soemthing?
>>678820196
The leaves are spinach
>>678820018
Stop trying to be cool on 4 chan and answer the genuine question.
Thanks.
>>678820135
Supposed to be
Italian bmt w/ cheese pickles tomato and leaf?
>>678820266
fuck off randy
>>678820266
Fuck off Randy
>>678820266
Fuck off, Randy.
>>678820266
Fuck off randy
>>678820052
soz m80 u ant wrth the effrt to spll prprly
>>678818128
>halo the only game for the 360
>360 being negative
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
My sides are in orbit
>>678820292
>>678820313
>>678820266
Fuck off randy
Also we dknt do this in england thats retarded
>>678820266
Operating a forklift isn't a trade. If you need to go to school for it they shouldn't let you drive one. Smoke some more, randy.
>>678820223
Literally just a filename.
>>678817939
I wonder what it's like to want to bring a bunch of freak children into the world and not just adopt 4 babies instead.
>>678817853
We in Germany call it "uni", too.
>>678819898
no, top are cripples, they will never be accepted.
bottom are fat, if fat arent majority of society, and not too fat, and dont cry about "muh acceptance" and other shit they are already accepted.
>>678818149
Meh, at least he isn't fat and cosplaying as some anime highschool girl.
>>678820052
>>678820217
>>678820352
further to that, m80 i'm in med school.
so you can just hop on down to the supermarket and buy some salsa for that chip on your shoulder
>>678820086
But who would choose trade over uni? It sounds so prestigious and noble when it's just more school
But the real people who are useful to a nation and society are the ones that learn a skilled trade.
Your system seems to value false intellectuals
>>678817724
>Cringeworthy for continuing education
Not even gonna comment
>>678817939
mother of pepes
>>678818847
He reminds me of Justin Bieber. So, maybe that's why.
>>678818128
>my parents are dumb, ha ha
>>>ha ha
>turn 360 and walk away
>>678818149
Talk about a pussy slayer
>>678820266
Fuck off Randy. Nobody likes you
>>678819512
atleast Garry cares
>>678820517
> peple that go to uni arent really useful
Doctors go to uni
Also most people are too thick to make it in uni you dumb cunt probably why you dont get it either
>>678819512
because there's girls that look nicer and have the exact same personality
>>678820217
>>678820052
>>678819918
>>678820495
triple response because fuck it why not
you clearly have an inferiority complex if you think i was being derogatory towards tradies. i was explaining the system in my country
>>678820517
hey i don't make the rules m8. people don't have to attend tafes, a lot of people just do on-the-job training. however a lot of trades run through tafes/recommend further education.
idk, maybe we just have higher standards here :)
>>678818128
>580 replies
Justice was served...
>>678820671
**ABANDON THREAD**
>>678819655
>undermeme
>>678820705
Nah prob a bunch of spoiled beta cucks sympathising with him
>>678820495
>I'm wasting my life as a pharmaceutical ambassador, supposedly
>let me just use my advanced degree in bullshit to call this guy m80
>>678820266
>school for operate a forklift
what kind of retards needs to be educated for that, Randy, you dumb piece of scatlicking shit
>>678820292
I would indeed like to remark on such an interesting proposition good sir. But since the immediate phenomenological situation is constituted such, that the closest total state of affairs that would allow me to react towards such, with an auditory imitation of flamboyant flatulence, is indeed further away than a world where you are not a cheeky little bathhouse boy. In other words, it seems to me impossible. Bugger those limitations of perception. Good day to you.
>>678820689
>muh special names and phrases
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbasvkiueFY&feature=youtu.be
>>678817939
He looks dead inside, mistakes were made 4 times, 5 including the mother
>>678820671
Fuck off with this shit. This is more than cringe. It's an abomination
>>678820671
Do it faggot
>>678820689
>triple response to prove that I am not also Napoleon
>>678820882
kekekek confirmed faggot who probs couldnt even get into a trade school if he copied off a retard's test
>>678820614
lol 360 degrees are you actually retarded man?? you would end up in the same direction srsly go to school you fuckin newfag
>>678818570
Gotta be b8
>>678818128
this post makes me rage, not cringe
what a spoiled little shit
>>678820671
C´mon dude, stop.
>>678817853
>america uses the imperial system
>america uses the term "high school"
>america calls it "college"
>america pronounces most of the English words incorrectly
mate, US is the odd one out.
>>678820517
You are 100% correct. But this thread is going to shill your shit for thinking so.
>>678818847
Why does his tie have skulls on it?
>>678818847
Holy shit lost
>>678820953
>>678820882
this guy is literally the cringe in this thread
>>678819964
>>678820043
>>678820085
>>678821358
Not causing the effect u want m8
>>678821140
I have a crank megger in my tool kit, which they don't even produce anymore, KIDDO
>>678821358
Well, technically, it's cringe
>>678821358
>>678820484
It's a she
>>678819529
Nobody fucking cares how it is called in your imbecile, inbred, fuckwit country you stupid nigger
>>678821032
explain the cringe
>>678821254
the US can be comparable in size, population, and ammount of states to europe. you're comparing europe and the US without considering the size of the two.
http://hyenarbp.deviantart.com/art/Mr-Brown-the-Bear-497216626
>>678820517
Like I'm attending uni to be useful to a nation or society. Literally laughed out loud. I even get payed to sit on my ass and study this shit. Go spend your time doing stuff that you think matters. Here's a spoiler. It's not gonna matter. You're not going to be rich. Your dreams wont come true. You will die alone and sad, and the time you had, you choose to spend on doing something that supports a nation that doesn't give a rats ass about you. Good job on convincing yourself, that you aren't wasting your time.
>>678821507
PERVERTS ARE LOVE. PERVERTS ARE LIFE.
>>678821296
This guy is literally a masterbaitor.
>>678820439
Funny, I thought you guys called it SonderverbesserungsSCHULEUNIVERSITAT while clicking your heels, eating sausage and watching some filthy heathen deflower your daughter.
>>678817724
>posts in cringe thread
>uses tbh and fam
>>678818979
Have you SEEN how tight his pants are?
>>678820827
There is no such thing as a trans that cute. And there is no way sex will feel the samr
>>678819647
He probably didnt want to.
>>678821530
>fear the old blood
>>678821682
U JUST GOT ROASTE'D SON
XDDDDDDDDDD
>>678821613
>Scatlas
Tickled me
>>678820266
fuck off randy bobandy
>>678821682
socially awkward white fag detected
>>678821764
>We are born by the blood
>Made men by the blood
>Undone by the blood
>>678821288
Lost what you autist
>>678820827
I've never understood this comic. If I picked up a girl from the bar, and we went to my place, and she told me she was a he. I would promptly punch him in the fucking throat. How could anyone be that calm?
>>678820319
Cold cut combo with salad, tomatoes, pickles, spinach and southwest sauce
>>678818128
Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm fairly sure there are easier and shorter ways to type "my parents are dumb" in Japanese. Dumb bitch probably needed the book.
>>678821682
U must be new fam
>>678820266
kill yourself randy
>>678820272
>his brother
More like her brother
>>678821538
XDDD GOD SAVE THE QUEEN U BLOODY WANKER XDDD LETS LET ALL THESE REFUGEES IN I DON'T MIND GETTING RAPED XDDD
>>678818847
Looks like a twink, maybe get rid of those clothes and he'd be a would fuck/10
>>678818708
>home of sexuals
>>678819812
>basing your opinion about ones looks on the whole population
>>678821581
nah man im comparing US to the rest of the world
also, what does population and size have to do with anything? talkin about formality here
no general hate towards the United States but come on, it's high time to stop being that retarded
>>678820292
This is going straight to the next thread
>>678821843
>TO GO KILL MYSELF I'M NOT A LADY QUIT OPPRESSING ME
>>678819655
Why do I hate diapers so much?! I don't get it, the revulsion I feel when I see this sort of shit is so strong that it's getting cringy in its own right.
I fucking can't even stand the word itself, diaper, goddamnit.
>>678819512
She looks like a qt though.
>>678819579
>athiest
>smarter than others
>my sides because of the bad grammara
>>678821883
now you just gayed it up
OC
Some melodramatic art student on instagram
>>678819512
Garry is getting laaaaaiiiid
>>678822199
Same, even the very thought makes me wretch.
>>678821530
How do I obtain some of Jesus' blood?
>>678819566
The dubs have spoken
>>678822276
>>678818128
17 isn't too late for an abortion
>>678822214
For finishing the goddamn phrase wtf
Eat a dick Willem, you old nig nog.
>>678821313
You madman.
>>678820827
>basically what I'm trying to say is that I secretly love penis in my mouth and/or ass
>>678822344
Wine magically turns into his blood after you drink it.
Wait, you didn't know this? FEDORA VIRGIN DETECTED
>>678821723
>cute
Nigga it's a cartoon
>>678818847
>>678818979
no idea, that guy is probably swimming in pussy
>>678819663
I can't believe I'm grateful for something being censored.
>cringe thread
>young adults with delusions of grandeur and slang proved cringy
>thread slams into full "don't ever talk about me or my education again" chippo
Mfw
>>678818975
>>678819699
>>678820266
Okay just to set the record straight.
A college is a higher education school that offers bachelor degrees usually in the Liberal Arts fields.
A university is a higher education institution made up of multiple colleges that offer different types of degrees (Biomed, Engineering, etc), instead of just Liberal Arts. Universities often also offer Masters degrees and PhD.
Most trade schools are just called technical college or technical institutes.
However, colloquially speaking, in the United States, most institutions of higher education are just referred to as "college", even if they might be referring to a University.
>>678822375
>autism to max
OC on Facebook. 2 kids by 2 different men by 21.
>>678821932
Because it's sjw propaganda
I have no problem with someone digging a tranny that they know are a tranny, but no straight guy is going to be cool with someone casually dropping, on btw I have a cock and balls
>>678820199
If you were from britain you wouldnt say that. I'm from britain, which is in the uk, which is a part of england, so I know what I'm talking about
my fucking sides
>>678822569
I didn't know this was a rage you lose
>>678821958
You're right. Dumb in Japanese is only two syllables I don't know how to say parents yet but he probably tried spelling the sentence out in English and translating it.
>>678821330
I guarantee Mark zuckerberg gets more pussy than any of us
>>678821512
then it's even less cringe tbh
>>678820292
Oh my, the newness. Lurk more
>>678822569
Oh rly
>>678822544
>just to set the record straight it's all relative and useless
Thanks for that gem.
>>678822544
huh. thanks.
i thought in the us it was college indiscriminately. this actually makes a lot more sense
>>678822569
>>678822235
this may actually help me, but if i say what i want to say it will ruin my relationship with that girl
>>678821932
To be fair, the character knew beforehand.
Still cringy as fuck though, and an annoying false equivalence to real life as most trannies I've seen/known are barely passable at best. It's fine to me to want to be recognized as a woman, but to me they'll stay wretched to look at.
>>678820576
Kek. Has a point. It's internet's fault though. It messed us up
>>678821032
>implying cringe
>>678821147
Godddd, what's with the newfags ITT? Summer in april?
>>678822332
this isnt a YALAL thread
>>678818979
It's a stale pasta "underground" concept. All the kewl kids on /B33/ are hip to it.
>>678823039
I always assume that any dumb remark is b8.
>>678821032
that's a motherfuckin' sly fox.
>>678822704
He/she probably used Katakana instead Hiragana which would've been much shorter.
>>678817697
fails to even fucking spell website, well done you fucking loser
>>678822265
It's mostly the thought of sitting there, stewing in your own shit and piss,.too lazy or retarded to just do away with it like a normal person.
It symbolises people willingly being fucking disgusting and worthless.
I jerk it to bestiality for fucks sake and I still think a diaper fetish is degenerate and rage-inducing.
Goddamn, I'm the kind of guy who wipes after a fart, just to be sure, how anyone can willingly and comfortably walk around with shit all over their ass and dick is goddamn beyond me.
>>678820827
What a faggot, he probably jacked "her" off
>>678821932
If it happened to me I'd say I'm not interested and leave, at most. Why punch people, fellow primate?
>>678818708
I'm too weak to handle this
>>678822926
>>678820266
fuck off
>>678819799
Seriously underrated.
White knight that obviously browses /b/
Rules 1&2 crashed by both
Just fuck my shit up
>>678823396
Because chances are if we are already in my room, there has already been some sexual actions exchanged. Not telling me your a guy while I'm kissing you is grounds for getting your throat punched.
>>678820266
Fuck off Randall
Some OC here, check out this faggots page
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDg6FYpE0Vw
>>678820052
>>678822527
Thread cringe is best cringe.
>>678821581
Uni is also used in China, Russia, India, Australia and New Zealand and literally anywhere they speak English BUT the United States of Ameritards
>Special needs Amerifags
>>678822239
more like squashed, but ok
>>678823801
>>678821296
can confirm
>>678818570
Autist In denial.
closest I have to a cringe
6/10
>>678818847
New fags will never understand
>>678823290
>>678823290
>>678823290
Go back into the closet you nerd
>>678819655
Nope nope nope. Fuck the creator. Fcxk the fan base. Fuck that picture. I loved undertale an they did this
Brown bread
>>678819964
How could you allow this to happen? Didn't you watch them make the fucking thing?
>>678823756
Such a faggot. What is he trying to achieve? He isn't funny, he's clearly got no friends and he speaks like a retard.
>>678821648
When you were fumbling around with cheap weaponry, I bought a gun.
>checkmate
>>678822415
Am I cringey?
>>678824223
>baiting this poorly
>>678817853
Used it when I went to uni in Australia in 1989
>>678823702
Why? I get that you don't like it. But to me is the same as my date not telling me he has an ugly body or a tiny dick. It will be disappointing, and possibly a deal breaker, but never punch-deserving. Why be violent to someone who's not being violent? What is so specially horrible about kissing someone of the opposite sex?
>>678820086
Tafe is more of a open university, where you don't need atar's and good grades to get in
>>678824563
for those not in the know, atar = final grade after high school used to get into uni
>>678823506
>>678818708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeN18aqbonI
>>678824620
isnt he that wolf guy
>>678823704
>>678824844
>>678824558
Because if I'm a straight male, picking up what I think is a female, only to find out that I've been making out with another male, I will react violently. For him to expect anything different is stupid.
>>678824949
The really cringy part is that it has 79 likes
>>678824947
>>678817853
I didn't hear it until I starting speaking with an Australian man.
>>678822704
He wrote "Parents is. Truth. Stupid", all in terrible spelling (no kanji).
>>678821682
0/10 imo tbh fam
>>678823506
>>678823704
>>678824695
>>678824947
Highbrow cringe.
>>678824427
Jockfag reporting in, confirmed faggot.
>>678818128
Holy fucking shit. It's the Japanese part that got me. Fucking butchered that. OPはほんとうおかまです。
>>678825053
But you didn't explain why. I mean, if you wanted to kiss him/her, the you liked it. Why be such a bad player about it? Again, you don'thave to go through with it once you find out, but punching?
Please explain why you would become violent
>>678825053
Die you cis shitlord scum
>>678820292
>Stop trying to be cool on 4 chan and answer the genuine question.
>Thanks.
>>678824563
how does entrance work actually? is it more based on work experience? interview??
>>678825386
iS this real? Source?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpJ4Cv3pwMU
>>678822235
welp, he sugar-coated it, but I don't see a flaw in his statement.
Maybe he's a fag, but this time he's a correct one at that.
Give us context, else your post makes zero sense.
>>678825217
I've became violent with people for lying to me about less. To not disclose something as monumental as your gender (and trying to purposely hide it) I feel deserves a harsh reaction.
>>678825241
>b8 harde4
>>678825386
Stop trying to be cool on 4 chan and answer the genuine question.
Thanks.
>>678818847
it hurts
>>678825515
Oh, so you are violent in general. Ok, got it.
Thought I could have a little more profound answer.
>>678819529
Nigger please let this be b8
>>678822861
try it.
And if that leads indeed to the end of your relationship, you'll have the opportunity to look out for someone more fitting to you.
No idea what your actual situation is, but if the decision is to be made between emotional health or pussy, I'd drop the later.
>>678818847 WTF was that guy thinking.
>>678825053
wtf why would you get violent. that's so fucking homophobic
however, i do think it's reasonable to stop a sexual situation if you're not comfortable. if you're getting with a girl and then find out she has a penis, that's ok. you don't have to force yourself to be attracted to it.
what you can do is be nice. there are plenty of pan/bi/whatever-sexual people out there. you can't change your sexuality any more than anyone else can and i think it's totally unreasonable when people get on their high horse about straight people stopping sexual interactions when they discover their partner doesn't have the genitalia they're attracted to
however you're a douche canoe who's probably insecure in his masculinity or sexuality or something if you'd turn violent.
>>678825448
THey can't even learn their own "poetry" by heart, they read it? Fucking millennials.
>>678819512
GARRYYY! GARRYYYYYY!
>>678824141
The "oldfags" didn't understand either. And it's not that old.
>>678825632
nice cosplay.
>>678820018
summer came three years ago and hasn't left
>>678825721
And it's perfectly fine for you to feel that way.
>>678821932
Because the characters portrayed in this comic are faggots, you see.
>>678821358
I needed to walk off this image. Fuck.
>>678818708
I thought I was straight...
>>678818708
Straight men don't w-a-n-t to handle that.
>>678825907
but why turn violent? what does that achieve?
i really don't understand the thought process
>>678825189
>>678818847
I went to high school with a guy who would dress like this. No important events happening or anything. He just thought it was cool. People do that at my uni too. Fuck those guys. Just wear regular clothes, bitch.
>>678820577
I think anon meant cringeworthy for telling people he won't miss them
>>678825721
there is nothing homophobic if you punch someone that did not warn you about his special condition.
A trans person must be aware that only a really small minority is into fucking them (even a good load of actual gay people drop them for their feminine look), so it's their duty to warn their partner before they even have the chance to go intimate.
If you can't cope with people treating you like shit after you lured them into intimacy under false impressions, you maybe shouldn't lure them in without a warning.
People having Genital Herpes are also obliged to warn their partners before engaging in intimacy. else they can be sued for body harm pretty easily.
>>678826065
Not only will violence vent my frustration with the situation. But may also serve as a lesson to he\she about maybe telling someone "hey before we start getting intimate, I'm a faggot cross dresser. Hope you don't mind"
>>678825899
Winter is coming.
I'll kill myself after this, don't worry.
>>678826050
>9gag
I hope this was for the thread
>>678826070
>>678826233
So basically you're just a meathead who thinks with his fists and dick.
>>678825386
STORY?
ANYONE?
>>678826366
That's quit a basic way to look at it. But to sure, if that's how you see it.
>>678824518
Yes you're making a big deal out of nothing.
>>678826139
yeah but getting an infectious disease for which there's no cure isn't the same as oops you have a penis ok i'm going to leave now
i just
i get that it would make you uncomfortable
i don't get why it makes you so angry?
>>678826366
agreed. certainly sounds like it
>>678823396
Some people freak out when they realize they aren't as straight as they tell everybody. Then again some people claim they will become violent to cover up their arousal.
>>678822569
>Protip, the enema she's using on her 10 year old probably contains bleach.
>Protip, those aren't worms, they're the lining of his intestines.
>Protip, she won't stop until the "worms" are gone, or the autism is cured.
http://www.vice.com/read/parents-are-giving-their-children-bleach-enemas-to-cure-them-of-autism-311
>>678819673
Her FB profile is cringeworthy as fuck
>>678825444
>>678826458
What is reverse image search
>>678826491
A oops moment is when someone farts during sex. The other person knew they had a cock. But they didn't say anything. That's not an oops. That's lying.
>>678826566
kekek secret is out
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>>678826693
already did it. its fake
>>678820051
Your post wins this thread faggot
>>678826762
>implying one persons assumption is 100% truth.
Ok buddy
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>>678826799
saaaamefag
>>678826793
>its fake
Give me proof anon
>>678818708
Where is this home of sexuals? What's the rent? Do they allow pets?
>>678826743
no, it's really not
it's an 'i identify as female and i don't consider my genitalia to define who i am'
it's probably not their best form to discuss it, but at the same time it's not really relevant until you start getting hot n heavy
at which point, again, you have no obligation to be attracted to the person if their genitals are not the ones you're attracted to. that's ok. that's not homophobic, that part doesn't make you a douchebag or bigoted or anything
attacking someone for not being the way you expected does kind of make you an enormous bleeding cunt
>>678826933
google it, faggot
>>678826265
As it's a cringe thread, I figured a 9gag reference was mandatory.
