Waifu about to give birth to my first born, trips name him
>>678815563
Fagboy
Tre'merenig Johnson
>>678815563
Human #7125844062
Cadillac Bronson
>>678815563
Jason
>>678815563
name him Chelsea Marie
>>678815899
reroll
Nigger Faggot
>>678815563
Craig
>>678815899
rolling
>>678815563
Shit Eater Jr.
Cole
>>678815899
rawling
Lazarus
>>678815563
Macon after anons dead cat
>>678815899
roll
>>678815563
Craig Stillborn
Hanna Banana Bo-wanna the Spanner
>>678815563
nigger dick
Clayton
Matt Damon
McVoldemort
>>678815563
Xanthippe Rothman
Cassius
Sue
Moot Fuckboi
fishstick
Sugartits.
Xanderpuss Excalibur III
Cumguzzle the proud
>>678816092
rollin'
Bort Bortson
Tyrone
Paul (my name)
Boaty McBoatface
MisterLister the SisterFister
>>678815563
Puregod
PussyDestroyer
Faggot Nigger
Heaven <3
xxXXMattyWARIIORXXxx__729
Bernie Cuck "your last name"
XxXcUnTdEsTrOyEr69XxX
>>678815563
Adolf Himmler
nigger
>>678816144
rolling for this
>>678815563
I had the same bed the other day.
Very uncomfortable.
Hope your wife is aight.
Rolling for Kenny.
Craig Stillborn jr
Zyzz TheMan
Mc Flurry
donald trump
>>678816222
welp
>>678816222
winrar
PussyDestroyerXXX
Dirty Sanchez
>>678816222
kek winrar
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
>>678816222
WINRAR
>>678816222
winrar
>>678816222
i win
>>678816222
winrar
>>678815563
Nerzul
>>678816222
WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR
"Bernie Cuck" wins!
>>678816222
Eyyy
>>678816222
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
BERNIE CUCK "yourlastname"
>>678815877
Roll
Brian
Jacob
Mayonnaise
Uterus tumor
Moist little shit
Shampoo Vindaloo
curtain
Cthulhu
>>678815877
Probably the best serious one that will subtlely fuck his life
Ted bundy
Jared
Superman
>>678815563
Steven Universe
>>678815563
A-a. Pronounced "adasha". Or ' pronounced "question mark". Your choice op.
Adolf
>>678815877
Such a grade A douche name, love it. Rolling
>>678815563
Moot
Trayvon Martini
McLovin
Turtle splurtle
long john or slim jim, your choice OP.
Ben Affleck
Still waiting for OP to "Deliver"
caitlyn jenner
Muhammad bin Allah-Fagu
>>678815563
Boromir Sandler
Souljaboy
Gary the first born of /b
McLovin
>>678816776
Reroll
>>678816656
Ayy lmao
Chris Poole
Donald (first name) Trump (middle)
Fatty McButter Pants
>>678816222
Op here, are you sure?
>>678816899
THE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN
Tyrone
>>678816899
Check em doe
PHAH - Purple headed ass hammer
Tyrone Wiggums
>>678816899
Yes im positive "Bernie Cuck" will be his/her first and middle name. If female you can use Bernellia or some shit.
>>678815563
Siegfried
>>678816459
re-rolling
Gaylord
I call bs!
TIME STAMP BELLIE
>>678816222
OP better fucking deliver
>>678817016
Ok, trips decide what do I influence him to beleive.
>>678815563
Lāčplēsis
it basically means bearbreaker, a hero in our folklore. It would be cool if someone actually walked around the earth with such name.
>>678817106
seconded. Will need time stamp, OP
>>678816899
I like "Paul" better
Nina leven
post pics of pregnant belly
Name him "error" or "mistake"
Call him/her accident
>>678817157
Niggers are born anally and water is a vegetable.
>>678817177
Rolling for you , faggot
>>678817157
That he was conceived through you being a cuckold and that his mother gets off on the humiliation of him being a constant reminder of how beta you are.
>>678817298
thx bb
>>678817106
You calling me a liar little faggot?
After you discover what it does to that tight little twat you will call it "fat headed little bastard" regardless of it's real name
>>678817335
re-roll
>>678817295
reroll
>>678817157
Let the little fucker believe w.e he wants. Dont influence him for shit.
>>678817344
No probs bby
Check em
I will name my baby Acci [Assi] as shortcut to Accident .. eather boy or girl fuck it i don't want kids so if i have one its Assy .. ehm Acci ..
Jreckretti the Rapist
>>678815563
Daniel
>>678817335
kekold
>>678815563
Krieger
>>678817349
hoooo shit.
you gonna post Birth Cert when you get?
>>678817295
I agree, however he is white.
>>678817349
No. I just hoped I'd see a bewb pic :)
Can't blame me for trying
>>678817369
reroll
>>678817376
fuck this guy. he's a faggot.
>>678815563
Thomas
>>678817349
Call him maggot
tyrese.
>>678817434
Damn Daniel xDdDd
>>678817376
Op rolling for this
>>678817444
TRIPS CONFIRM
>>678817547
reroll
>>678817157
Raise him with whatever political beliefs you want, but religiously, you have to raise him to be a practicing chaos gnostic.
>>678817604
Re-roll
Thought shat be called "Cunto"
>>678817444
Born 11/04/16
I Agree However He Is White
>>678817485
I will dear anon/femanon (?)
>>678817623
reroll
>>678817635
Re roll
Snap a pic of her twat and post for science :)
Bukkake shall be his name
>>678816092
got my vote.
Adolf
>>678817335
roll for dis
>>678817662
So close! RERAWLING
Magic missle
reroll
>>678817444
>>678817444
>>678817295
>>678817295
Bernie Cuck Smith, the autist. He believes in black butt-babies and that water is a vegetable
>>678817694
This, idgaf what you call your "son", I want gif/webm/vid of that shit coming out her pusspuss so I can fap.
>>678817772
Pls reroll
Mr. Penis
>>678817707
Roll
>>678817499
i named the fuckin kid why am i a faggot for wanting him to at least learn life on his own?
>>678817788
GAH SO CLOSE WIT ME DUBBLE DUBS. REROLL
>>678815563
>waifu
>looks like a beached whale
the fuck off my board normie
>>678817335
rolling
>>678817604
Reroll again, we need more satanists.
>>678817604
tell him hes too soft to get the world of esophagus and split when hes 18
Nigger, name him nigger.
>>678817652
I have dangle down bits so I guess that makes me anon, i also have 3 fat headed little bastards that completely wrecked my waifs cooch. A few years ago it was a struggle to get in there, now it falls in no sweat
>>678817799
dubdubs for the pusspuss
>>678817180
llor
>>678817335
Fagtron
>>678817908
Yeah I'm not op.
>>678817861
Do you know that is normal for women to gain some weight, and IDK maybe have a big belly when they are pregnant you ignorant primate?
Jewbaby2000
Daddy's Little Sex Toy
>>678817335
yes
>>678818034
Yeah, but I bet she looked exactly like that when she wasn't pregnant as well.
Marisa
>>678817919
Maybe have that lazy twat kegel? Ive had fat sluts with canyon gashes, and ive had slutty moms with turbo grippers. Its not the childbirth.......its that shes either lazy or enjoys the loose squid mouth shes rockin in her walmart granny pants
keklord
if 333 then kektus
>>678818127
Wrong again anon
>>678818263
No, you haven't. Shut up.
>>678816243
/fit/ fagg
>>678818273
Keksimus Maximus.
>>678817861
My old lady was real thin when I knocked her up, got huge during pregnancy, got thin again after but some shit didn't bounce back, sorry to say
>>678818288
Yeah, if you say so pal.
Name him Khan
Chekemart
Xhjspwqkljsmvbxtsdjqpzmxncbvjhkdythe
Long Johnson
>>678818304
Dont blame me either i didnt blow out that manatee you call a life partner. Junk food and complacencey did that
>>678818429
Roll
Lazarus
Rolland the Farter
Mihai
>>678817444
WHAT'S HIS NAME FAGGOT. IF THIS IS TRIPS NAME HIM NEGAN
Moriart Fart
>>678818263
She exercises with the heavy keigle balls in and still can't undo what a bowling ball sized head did
meme
>>678818429
Roll again
Jon Snow
gene cheeseman
Anon
>>678818565
Fat headed little bastards.... Grumble
>>678818629
Go go
Eduardo
Keksimus Maximus, Son of /b/
>>678818565
Interesting. Bigger framed lady? Wide hips? Good farm girl stock?
Pepe
>>678815563
Hitler
Wayne Fiddler
Amin Yershed
Daina Jobby
Niggerfaggot
>>678818711
Nope, small girl. Currently 5'6" @ 105lbs. once tight snapper now huge pussy.
BUT, through the magic of modern medicine we can get that shit tightened back up for about $8k. Doc says to same size as date of loss of hymen! Woot
>>678815563
Neale John
queefieopia
>>678819109
I did not think small girls blew out. Her hips must have shifted. Thats funny your looking into that. Mine looked into implants after my son sucked the sluts d's down to b's and she didnt have the same power over men anymore.
>>678817072
roll
>>678819109
8k lol.. just fuck her ass instead dude.. thats free
>>6788193
her bewbs are a little wrecked but they went back to A cup (saggy a) after she lost the weight. I love little bewbs so those are ok as is. The big pussy is a problem and since I'm paying we start there. And I have a little dick by internet standards (clam down, it's a 6 x 5.75)
>>678819450
I do on a regular basis
>>678815563
Accident
>>678819684
Walking Abortion
>>678818694
Reroling
Genos Ide
>>678819949
Reroling because it was so close
Joel or Ass Destroyer
>Wesley
>>678815563
Woger The Wobber
>>678817335
Rolling
>>678815563
Doom Guy
john workman
Bonnie Prince Charlie
