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The ugly faces of /b/

i will never have a GF
i will never have kids
i will die alone
only cause i look like this
my only life, fucked up by something what is not my fault at all....
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>>678810929
Don't feel sad, anon. Grills aren't that gr8 anyway.
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>>678811856
have you one?
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wassup
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>>678810929
when you grow up you'll lose those acnes and you gonna be look decent at least

just dont cry like a baby
way more uglier ppl fucked way more sexy chicks than you can imagine

learn, study and work hard and then you can fuck whoever you want
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Bro you aren't bad, no homo or anything but I know lots of girls who would love to meet you but sadly I'm unable to give out their names
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>19
>Balding
can i join?
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>>678810929
you look like you need some sun anon, it'll clear that shit right up. believe it or not stressing out is actually bad for your whole body, including your skin. if it's the shape of your head you're worried about, just grow your hair out. most people aren't actually attracted to looks, the first thing they notice is your confidence and esteem.
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>>678812367
just shave that damn neckbeard and you'll be fine lol
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>>678812047
>ugly faces of /b/
>ugly
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>>678812367
>Grow facial hair
>Shave head
Good as gold mate
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>>678810929

you dont look hideously ugly, its all fixable. lose the acne, get some product, get some sun and maybe groom your hair a little better. after this it comes down to personality and charisma
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ew
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>>678812566
Dubs speaks
I'll shave it now
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>>678810929
the fault is the people who run all the worlds media in all forms

brainwashing people since they were kids into thinking this type of person is attractive and this one isnt pretty much every single day
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Am i ugly /b/?
>Sorry lol it's my middle school photo
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>>678812917
i'd suck your neck
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>>678810929
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>>678810929
am i ugly /b/?
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Fuck this
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>>678813099
No. You look like you run a decent party store.
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Oh look! More faces for me to data mine
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>>678813099

Hell no, I'd bang.
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>>678812047
>>678812630
samefag
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>>678810929
Take strong pills against acne, go to the gym, you're good to go;

>>678812367
Lose the glasses, you're good to go;

>>678812917
As long as you're funny and not a sperg around people, you're good to go;

>>678813099
Shave.
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>>678813099
Mr. Ducette?
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>>678813477
i just shave my mustache just woke up rn
>>678813646
who's that?
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>>678813814
No dude, shave your fucking chest, that's disgusting
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>my only life
>implying
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>>678813417
No
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>>678813883
>shave chest
that's the most unmanliest thing i've ever heard of
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>>678810929
Is that Kylo Ren without his mask?
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>>678814012
Burn off chest hair with flame and motor oil
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>>678813099
No, and a grow larger beard
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>>678814115
Top fucking kek
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>>678814173
kek
no i just shave my private parts, my armpits and every 3 weeks my beard, my mustache every week
this is now a 1 week old beard
shaving anything else than these like your legs/chest makes you gay
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>>678814012
Le beard is manly and hair is le manly thing lol im a sir meme XD

>>>/9gag/
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You people are a sad excuse for a human being. Get the fuck out of your moms basement and stop feeling sorry for yourself, thats what is wrong. I used to be fat and beta as fuck until one day i realised that it was me that was wrong. So stop rolling around in self pitty and get busy
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>>678814406
I can keep sucking cocks and still tell people I'm straight then? Because my chest is hairy as fuck.
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>>678810929
Get rich or die tryin op
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>>678813184
Still no mention of this fucking post
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>>678814487
no it's written here that I need a beard
>>678814547
true
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>>678814878
Isis detected
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>>678814878
Kys mudslime
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>>678814972
nah, i don't think so
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>>678815022
why should I
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>>678813184
>>678814779
Yes you're a beta kind of ugly and you'll die a virgin
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>>678815022
Claps
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>>678815135
Jokes on you bruh I fucked your mum
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>>678813099
too hairy for me but your face is nice
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Am I ugly /b/?
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>>678815234
No
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>>678815234
are you 12?

i also agree with OP, you're beta and will die a virgin
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>>678815335
8/10

Better with a shirt on
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>>678815335
>fucking phone rotates images when posting to 4chan
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>>678813184
shave that gross fucking facial hair and never make a kissy face again. the peace sign screams attention seeking
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How destroy the acne?
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>>678815307
i'm a nice Person
don't want to harm anyone
thank yoi
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>>678815418
EIGHT/10?

nigga are u blind?

you like a 5, but you could get laid
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>>678815394
Yes I'm 12
And I play cod
And minecraft
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>>678815394
>beta
Maybe omega?
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>>678815335
have someone like shape your eyebrows for sure
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>>678813099
When you next stream moe?
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>>678815475
I like how people assume your a virgin here,

But cheers 5/10 isn't bad
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>>678815575
Eh, it's exactly average
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>>678815335
Your face is a lost cause
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ITT: whiney self absorbed faggots that think the world revolves around the way they look
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>>678815661
Average isn't bad

I still get pussy weather /b/ thinks so or not lol
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>>678810929
You know the Mad Magazine mascot, Alfred E. Newman? I knew a guy who looked exactly like that. Back in high school he had more girlfriends than any of my other friends. Like a new one each week. Today he's married to a pretty decent looking woman who's about 15 years younger than him, and no he's not rich. Looks aren't as important to women as you think. You do need social skills and personality though.
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>>678812385
Are you Tunisian?
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>>678815813
yea but pal anyone can get pussy. a suicidal landwhale still counts as pussy
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>>678815438
Yes sir,
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Am I ugly?
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>>678816032
Lol yum
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>>678816108
you're fine don't worry.
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>>678815948
Fish lips kill your face 0/10
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>>678814878
Day of the rape soon
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>>678810929
Acne Medication and/or change diet, Dress Nice, You should be okay....
>>678811856
Seems okay... get fitter
>>678812047
Fuck off outta here
>>678812367
Shave, Hit the gym a bit, shave, Balding should give you better beard growth, but shave.
>>678812385
Shave, Keep your hair trim, Hit the gym.
>>678812917
Oh god.. just.. Lose some weight, Hit the gym, then come back and ask again in a year
>>678813099
Get the fuck off outta here, Or hit the gym
>>678813184
Shave.
For the love of god shave
Also, dont be a japfag
And shave again. (Probably also lose weight and goto gym)
>>678815335
Shave, Goto Gym, Chain works for the woggy look you're going for but... goto the gym.

FUCK, Pretty much all Yall, Shave and goto the gym.
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>>678816204
I was kinda poking them out in that pic being retarded. How's this?
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>>678814878
Ein Kanacke, na toll.
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Am i ugly?
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>>678816291
Better 7/10
Blue eyes save you
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>do my neutral face for the camera

Is this why people stay away?
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any tips for my faggot ass? I feel like I can do some plays now that my acne fucked off just don't know where to start or what to do.
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Ugly am I?
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>>678816342
Fucking horrible
Kill yourself
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>>678816417
>>678816342
oh fuck out of here.
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>>678816379
because you look like one of those wannabe hard kids

>>678816342
yeah that's not you
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>>678816291
Thats navy right? NWU?
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>>678816541
Yep
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>>678816315
bin in D geboren, hier aufgewachsen, habe die deutsche Staatsangehörigkeit und beherrsche das Hochdeutsche besser als 95% aller Deutschen
>inb4 immer noch kanacke
du tust mir leid
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>>678815948
Grow a beard, Then shave it cause it will be shit. Keep your fitness up.You'll need it to fight off the other navy men in the showers,

>>678816108
Shave.... Hit or keep going to the gym.
>>678816260
Shave the unibrow......
You probably dont have a gym so lift one of those girls
>>678816291
You again?
Grow a beard, Then shave it cause it will be shit. Keep your fitness up.You'll need it to fight off the other navy men in the showers,

>>678816342
Shave, GOTO GYM.
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Ay am agly?
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>>678812917
you look funny af
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>>678816260

Lol finns. How old are they? She looks like she's 12 and the guy at least 22
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>>678816379
you're not too terrible still pretty bad.
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>>678816635
what gender r u
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>>678816379
Fuck sake,
SHAVE.
Then Goto the Gym

>>678816417
Shave,
Do your shirt up,
Goto the gym
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>>678816417
timestamp phaggot.
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>>678816686
he looks middle eastern did you honestly expect better
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>>678812917
lose the facial hair, get healthier, no hats please, keep your hair relaxed and not mullety
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>>678810929
haha, what the fuck. holy christ you're ugly.
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>>678816736
what the fuck is wrong with you telling everyone to shave? just cus you can't grow a beard you beta cuck
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/b/?
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>>678810929
Fear not OP, I'm a bit of a munter and my girlfriends pretty fit.
I have no money and a small cock, go figure?
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>>678813184
Shave and calm down
You'll be fine
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>>678816417
that middle finger tattoo
>DEGENERATE

>>678816342
bs

>>678816108
Jake gyllenhaal
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>>678816342
you look like a trap
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>>678815335
Shave, wear a shirt for god's sake, and stop doing whatever makes you look like you get no sleep
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>>678810929
Here's the secret, OP. Confidence. I have friends who look like the anuses of giraffes. And they still pull 10/10's. Women find confidence hot.

So you don't have confidence right now? Fake it. And use the shotgun approach: talk to 20 women, at least 4 will be receptive. Soon the confidence will be real.

So no more self pity, no more excuses. Make it happen.
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>>678813184
I'll fucking cut you if you keep doing that pose
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>>678816902
Grow a beard
Get fat
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>>678815948
Lighten up, you look like you take yourself too seriously. Also

>duck face
Is this a guy thing now? Please make it stop
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>>678817092
Okay
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>>678817110
>get fat
Why?
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>>678816902
bruh look at this dude
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>>678816902
You're ok. Get to a gym and shred weight, lose some of the weight off your face and you will look good.
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Sure why not?

I'm actually okay not having kids. I'm not sure what every guy's obsession seems to be with having offspring, especially considering most people I've met are completely incompetent at raising chilluns.
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Uglyfag checking in

Don't feel bad op, even I got married once
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>>678816902
Appearance is fine but, you look sad/confused/tired... ever considered just smiling?
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>>678817228
Abort youreself fag
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>>678816573
Hö, hö, hö, bin in Deutschland geboren, ich bin Deutscher.
>Du tust mir Leid, weil du nicht so tolerant und weltoffen bist wie 80% aller Deutschen.
Du kannst von mir aus auch Chinesisch sprechen, das ändert aber nichts an dir.
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Am I ugly /b/
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>>678817258
You look ... late 20s... but your eyes look 40 years old
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>>678817293
I tried but they kept bringing me back.
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>>678816342
I'd fuck... You near sf?
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>>678817334
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>>678817081
That was so fucking inspirational i fucking kiss you brother
>wish me luck
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Okay /b/ all shaved
What now

Lose weight ?
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>>678817228
You look fine
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>>678814878
Of course it's in German
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>>678816291
Put your arm down faggot
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>>678817334
Please get normal hair.
The fauxhawk just makes your face look enormous
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Old man coming through
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>>678817455
Thanks!
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>>678817334
nah lose some weight
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>>678817451
haircut, lose weight, move to a place where no one knows the old you
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>>678812917
Danny Tamberelli....
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>>678817539
I think it suits him.
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>>678817404
It's been a hard 34 years
Clean shaven better?
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>>678817451
no, just hang yourself. it really worked for me
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>>678817545
Whoa you look like that rough cop dude from ... that rough cop dude show

dammit brainfart
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>>678815418
>>678816285
>>678817048
Shaved an put on a shirt. Is this better?
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>>678817539
receding hair brah
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>>678817451
lose weight in face
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>>678817640
yes
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Am i ugly /b/ ?
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>>678817560
Heading to Japan for 8 months
Might work
>>678817612
Cool might try that
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>>678817451
Keep your hair out if your eyes, you're not emo chick
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>>678817616

I get bruce willis a lot, if you mean him
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>>678817329
"Deutsch ist derjenige, der deutsch spricht"
redest von Toleranz, bist aber selbst intolerant gegenüber Andersgläubigen
geh deinen Weg, ich gehe meinen
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>>678816342
yes. yes you are.
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>>678817643
ooooh
I don't know what to say then
You're alright otherwise
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>>678817640
Lookin good man
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>>678816902
Asian/10
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>>678817587
thanks man
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>>678817605
You seem like that loyal guy, best friend tier, can't really see you with a women so you should probably turn gay. Other than that you look solid
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>>678817700
get the fuck out Ginger John
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>>678817451
Long term look at weight. Short term get a fuck boy hair cut, they suit your facial structure. Get an undercut or a fade
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Am I ugly ?
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Kek/10
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>>678817715
Every bald guy in their fifties looks like Bruce Willis
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Not posting because I have self-confidence.

Also, chin up Anons just remember:
>pic related
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I don't think I'm ugly, but reporting in anyway, hair wet from shower, not greasy
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>>678817813
Get outta here
You're fine
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Dude you don't even know ugly. Look at all these fucks.
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>>678817706
Nice, but dont fall into weird beta stuff while being there
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>>678817815
/kek
You are peace of punk ass shit.
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>>678817836

you are ugly.

don't procreate.
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>>678816417
hawty.
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>>678817715
He means this guy from The Shield
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>>678817879
There on buisness
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Don't be cruel with me
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>>678817836
Holly shit it's Jax teller.
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>>678817952
Get rid of the plugs
Or go bigger
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>>678812484
This
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>>678817813
Why do i have the urge to take a shit all of a sudden?
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>>678817952
Out.
Get out.
Why are you here.
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>>678816342
tits or gtfo
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>>678817933
yeahhhh that guy
only better than him

so... you're fine
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>>678810929
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>>678817777
Lol I've thought about it, but I'm _really_ not attracted to guys
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>>678817836
Does life give you lemons?
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>>678817545
Hank? hows the mineral collection coming along?
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Am I ugly?
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>>678817815
Where the fuck did the tip of your nose go?
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Kill yourself
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>>678817777
Nice
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>>678818070
>tits
Yes.
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>>678810929
U dont even look that bad u pathetic looser.
>be me
>be a looser that palys wow all day
>have no social life
>gonna die alone.
>end of story
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>>678817836
I thought you killed yourself on highway 508?
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Well this seems to be my thread.
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>>678810929
Bro just pay for it like every other white boi. Peovlem solved , no need to shoot up a public place Dorian
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>>678818142
Nope
Might lighten up a little, the tough thing looks kinda silly
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>>678818142
You have the neck version of "legs all the way up"
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>>678817730
Ich rede nichts von Toleranz, ich habe mich über dein "du tust mir Leid" lustig gemacht.
Und man ist noch lange nicht deutsch, wenn man deutsch spricht, auch nicht durch eine Staatsbürgerschaft.
Es geht mir nicht nur um Religion, aber egal, bei so dummen Internetdiskussionen kommt eh nichts zustande. Bis dann.
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>>678817985
thought the same damn thing
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>>678817860

lets play a game /b/... rate the ugly to most attractive in this photo.
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>>678818142
I have a strong urge to punch your face
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>>678818142
You look like you belong drag racing some time in the mid fifties
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>>678817933

Nice... not too bad. I don't use a razor on my head, but trim everything including face down to a 1, then let it go for a week (while keeping up with neck beard). I think pic related is day 1, so it's pretty short.
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roast me /b/
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>>678817884
Wut. Why? the hair? I actually cut it to not look like an emo
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>>678817813
somoneone shoot me
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>>678818222
Do something to calm that poofy hair
Shave maybe
Exercise probably
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>>678817836
you look like every white guy ever like a generic version of one. or odo w a beard from deep space 9.
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>>678818291
4 3 2 1 5
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uglyfag reporting in.

Me during highschool. Few years ago
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>>678818291
5, 1, 3, 2, 4

Done.
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Me and milady. I have a mugshot if you want it.
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>>678816417
Jesus even your fingers have erectile dysfunction
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>>678818210
SPOILER S HOLLY SHIT IM WATCHING THE SHOW YOU FAWK SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>678818291
Less to more attractive: 4, 2, 5, 3, 1
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>>678818209
server u on fam?
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>>678818333
Why? Because
>kek <---- this
Sorry for ---> / this
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>>678818417
Fuck yes mugshot are hilarious
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>>678818155
I cut it off, it was 2edgy2handle
>Top zozzle ive got a potato for a nose
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>>678818121

Had to google. That one's a reach
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but where is your GF /b/
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>>678810929
You look like a dude from Pitch Perfect
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>>678810929

wow dude.

unless you're rich, I'd suggest giving up now and buying a Real Doll because holy shit you one UGLY nigger.
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>>678817700
IF someone could rate me out of 10 because i feel like if you're ginger you're automatically ugly..
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>>678818406

^oh shit
>we've got a blind one

>>678818291

5,3,1,4,2
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>>678817605
Holy shit way better
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Rate me
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>>678816902
greenland?
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>>678817700
You look fine lad, although you do have that look that you go out and listen to "house every weekend" in a vest top
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>>678818677
Why? it's Highest to lowest.
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>>678818677

oh fuck, I meant that backwards.

2,3,1,3,5.

Fucking anon >>678818291 who tells us to write a list backwards.
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>>678810929
Am I ugly /b/ ?
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>>678818417
she's fine bro, enjoy!
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>>678817334
bald/10
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>>678818813

no it's lowest to highest. even I got that fucking wrong.
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>>678816417
Grow long hair and become hesher
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>>678810929
you have acne, get to a dermatologit
your haircut blowz, go get a good one.

wear better clothez youre not actually ugly you jut take poor care of your appearance. zorry for the z-ing mizzing a key on my keyboard
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>>678810929
When the acne clears up, you're a quite good looking man. Sorry about your ears though. But a doctor might be able to fix that.
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>>678818683
fag/fag
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>>678817952

you are just above average but you look very gay, not bad for a spic
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>>678818863
kek not quite yet
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>>678817700
I like the ginger goatie aesthetic. 7. You shouldn't have any problems with ladies unless your autistic
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>>678817700
you look like you would have tattoos on your forearm, also a small time drug dealer on the side and would bang anything in the 4-6 range after binge drinking.
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>>678817815
Are you voldemorts retarded cousin?
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>>678818685
Russian. That's why i'm sad.
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>>678818867
So, I did it highest to lowest. You'll live.
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SWAG?
>SWAG
SWAG.

SWEG SWEG XD
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>>678818546
>illuminati hacked
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>>678817815
R8 me m8s
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>>678810929
>>678814115
It is Kylo Ren
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>>678819157
Whoa.
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i know that feel bre
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>>678819198
KEK
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am i ugly? please try to ignore the shit hair
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Just how bad is it? What can be done?
Only have this shitty, noisy photo.
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>>678818391
>>678818319
>>678818222
>>678810929

none of you actually look that bad, you look normal. Fuck you all look better than me actually, and I have a pretty MD wife and 2 kids.

I used to be just like you douchebags and these threads anger me so much. Fucking narcissistic self-pitiers, "wah I'm so ugly and special and that's why I'm alone." No assholes, you are alone because you are stupid. Why are you stupid? Because you aren't really TRYING. Walking around with a look of obviously zero self-confidence on your face does nothing to help you. You know what else doesn't help- not talking to people, not getting and having friends. Surely you have SOME kind of interest-- meet up with people in that. From there, find a few buddies and team up. Try to meet girls. Meet girls at work. Be friendly and DON'T aim too high, at least at first. (This was a mistake I made- a common and foolish one.) To use an analogy, a HS football player isn't going to do well at the Seahawks training camp next fall. Hook up with some girls that aren't that hot but nice. That way when they reject or dump you, you won't really give a shit.

Most of all, try, and keep trying. You have to work at this.
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>>678810929
Give it a couple more years man. You're honestly not that bad looking. Just wait for the acne to clear up and get some nice clothes you'll be fine.
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>>678819043
more like Matt Damon's retarded down syndrome nephew
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>>678819266
Less cocaine and your nose will be fine. Shave maybe
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>>678818850
Are you hiding you 6 year old sons gold fish in your mouth?
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Am I ugly /b/?
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>>678819295
>no self-confidence
>just try to meet girls
We got a genius here!
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thinkin of becomin a trap what you guys think?
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>>678819266
You're fine bro. Maybe work on the acne I guess, but its not to bad
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>>678819295
Is this copypasta?
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>>678818980
Not autisitic just really bad a talking to girls !
>>678818784
Not house more minimal and frenchcore but yeah more or less (though more t-shirt then vest top
>>678818985
No tattoos (yet) though a part from that spot on !
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>>678819458
Kiss meh spoderman
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>>678819492
You're fuckin kid.
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>>678819157
Fancypants
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>>678819458
Fucking Australians
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>>678818291

ugly to most attractive:

2,4,1,3,5.

5 should definitely just get the fuck out of there. he doesn't fit in.
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rate me
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>>678817836
Jesse?
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>>678819492
Go for it ._.
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>>678819458
Fixed
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>>678816108
A little too spoopy for my liking.
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>>678819534
keknation
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>>678819492
yes, you seem like a pretty blonde boy
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Rait meh negga
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>>678819599
>that dirty hairs
>that pose
>that beer
No. You are not ugly, you are just fat ass.
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>>678819582
Not Australian.
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>>678810929
Well, the haircut and the acne ARE your fault.
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opinions?
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>>678819508
you might get this wrong due to the shitty quality but i do not have acne at all lol
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>>678810929
Try cleaning your face for once.

Dumbass.
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>>678819508
but thx :)
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Still managed to find someone willing to settle for my pasty ass. Joke's on her! She thinks I cook dinner because I like cooking but really I'm trying to make her fat so she can never leave.
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>>678810929
Fuck you cancerous niggers
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>>678819492
do you have kik
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>>678819735
it's the croatian superman!
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>>678819713
You're upside down so you're australian..
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>>678818391
Go to gym, get rid of acne and you're good to go.
But ffs why does the pic have to be so bad.
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>>678813184
fuck you beta faggot and your fucking japanese faggot poses, you're fucking cancer and a low IQ food demon, an hero
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>>678817836
Brent, get off the goddamn internet
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26 years old and a friendless virgin
I know I am ugly but what do you guys think?
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old person here.

you guys need to realize, when you get older, you'll become "rugged" and the guys with pretty features will age like women. trust me. i was considered pretty fugly as a teen and now i'm 46, divorced and women love my, rough hands, a little grey hair and confidence. fuck it.

it sucked being a no pussy teen but damn...life got better. protip....don't be fat though.
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>>678819900
well close
how do you know?
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>>678819599
you look like your parents abuse you mentally and verbally
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>>678819987
You know the rules
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>>678820006
>now i'm 46, divorced and women love my, rough hands, a little grey hair and confidence. fuck it.
Some would say that it is too late by then.
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>>678819198
topkek
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>>678819266
wrong thread dude
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>>678820087
rules of what?
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>>678819900
Checked
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>>678820087
Its a guy ;_____;
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>>678820054
How do you abuse someone mentally besides abusing them verbally?

Like, are you implying his parents use their psychic powers to hurt him?
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>>678820087
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>>678819261
get a hipster sort of haircut, lose a few punds / turn them into muscles, get rid of the atrocious facial hair

your face itself is totally ok.
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>>678819987
ERROR 506
GENDER NOT DETECTED
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>>678819277
maybe dress differently and stop with the weird stare, makes you look like a serial killer
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>>678820027
haha i just know a croatian face when i see one.
i am an austrian btw
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>>678819295
Me

>>678818391

Hey, anon. Reporting back in with a photo of me and my gf. acnefree, bby
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>>678819599
pretty fucking ugly. stop with the energy drinks, its obviously not good for you.
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>>678819987
Get rid of the ugly filter. Makes you unrateable.
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>>678819599

>megis
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>>678819492
nice pillow
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>>678820261
really? I get this all the time
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>>678820303
Starke leistung man
Ich zieh vlt bald nach Wien :D
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>>678820438
haha wien ist nicht österreich ;)
ich wohne seit einem halben jahr in linz, ist gar nicht so scheiße wie alle sagen!
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How ugly am i /b ?
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>>678814878
I hope you fucking die. Get out mudslime.
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rate me /b/
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>>678820506
meine Freundin lebt in Wien und beschwert sich ständig , ich finds aber eig cool da. Und ich hab schon an vielen Orten gelehbt.
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