ITT: we describe a film poorly and other anons try and guess what it is
>crazy ass nigger
>train crash
>annoying fat kid
>let all love each other despite our differences
>>678809311
Forrest Gump
>>678809311
America: Downfall
>>678809311
Hancock
>>678809519
This
>>678809311
Also checked
>>678809311
Super 8
>>678809311
E.T.?
>>678809666
>>678809666
well done your correct
>matching tracksuits
>sexy aliens
>and then...
>>678809771
>>678809709
Well now that I'm winning this thread.
>girl meets boy
>boy seems 2gud2btru
>he was hitman
>now she can do karate
>shes hitman now
>>678809928
Galaxy Quest ?
>>678809928
Dude, where's my car
>>678809991
Killers
>be me
>be protagonist
>get chain smoking gf
>blow up downtown
>>678810222
No.
>>678810254
Fight club
>>678809991
>>678810125
Columbiana?
>>678809991
Leon the professional?
>>678810328
Correct.
>>678810364
No.
>retrieve a Norse artefact
>use powers to garner swag
>swag too hard and have to fight capone
>>678810442
No.
>>678809311
Super 8
>Go to refugee camp
>Cocaine
>kinda wanna bang my sister
>>678810523
The mask
>>678810638
Scarface ?
>>678810708
Correct
>>678810687
Ayy
>miss my chilrin
>bro helps me get cucked-up
>proxy-parent my kids
>double book my dinner
>get beaten up
>old man uses cakefork for pastry
>call him a pussy
>>678810125
yes
>>678810442
"He was a hitman. The best in town."
:,(
>big ass fruit
>kids go to detention
>smoke weed
>become friends
>>678810833
Nymphomaniac: Volume 1
>>678810884
James and the giant peach
>>678810901
The Breakfast Club
>>678810901
Breakfast club
>>678810974
lmao
Yes.
>>678810798
Mrs. Doubtfire
Wants to go fast
>>678811013
You got it.
>>678810950
Indeed it is.
>>678811027
Rush ?
>>678811060
Nope
>destroy ring
>be woods
>prepare for tv-show
>2spooky5me
>>678809991
Kill Bill?
>Lives with aunt and uncle
>gets a full ride to prestigious high school
>make some friends
>stop an adult who bullies everyone
>>678811120
Lotr
Protagonist defeats antagonist while learning more about themselves, side added for comedic relief but annoying as fuck to protagonist.
Protagonist wants to go fast
Goes fast
Gets set on fire
Paralyzed
Goes fast
>>678811169
Yer a Wizard Harry
>>678811284
Ricky Bobby
>>678811295
Got it
>>678811284
talladega nights
>>678811210
Every movie ever.
>>678811132
the blair witch project
>>678811208
no it was poor little white boy
An owl hits window
Talking worm
The bulge
Trash lady
>Guy meets girl at bar
>Guy Dying and leaves girl
>Guy becomes fucking stronger than girl
>Guy needs to fix his problems
>Guy Gets girl
I wanna try!
>has nice stable job
>does a ton of coke
>meets fat guy
>even better job now
>some more coke
>even better.jpg
>shit goes bad real quick, loses basically all money and job
No one will ever get this
>be gay billionaire
>want to create utopia
>force people to turn on my friends
>profit
>>678811548
Deadpool
Guy loses parents
Atom bomb
Finds parents
Tfw gf
>>678811581
Limitless. and coke dosnt work here, just say drugs
>>678811581
blow
>>678809991
Hitman: agent 47??
>>678811581
Wolf of Wallstreet
>>678811612
Watchmen
>>678811630
Joe Dirt
People think about new jobs
instead think of a fatal plan
Runs with the fatal plan but failed
Almost get arrested
One of the people got a blowjob
>>678811612
Your faggot fantasy
>>678811680
Enjoy your chicken dinner, person
>>678811724
Ding ding
>get cancer
>drink
>steal money from mafia
>die
Guy owns a bar
Nazis Coming
Girl falls for guy
Guy sends girl away on a plane
>wakes up
>is a national holiday
>wants to fuck boss
>can't
>on that same day, ends up screwing her.
>>678811612
Kingsman?
>>678811890
Groundhog day
>>678810254
Fart club
Guys is a Badass
Guy get caught
Guy is triple agent
Guy like girl that used to like him
>shaken not stirred
>>678811702
bongo
Another one. This time serious.
>be single mom in single room
>can't raise son so set free
>find son in future
>world sucks so try an hero
>failed an hero so stay
Plane
No survivors
>>678811961
Yeah
>let's party
>tfw we're loser with no friends
>what do?
>>678812003
Austin Powers
>>678812045
The grey
>>678811873
Casa-Blumpkin
> le anoymoose
> blows stuff with classical music as background
> muh freedom
>>678812045
malaysia airlines MH370
>>678812131
v for vendetta
>>678812114
Correct glad not everyone here is 12
>>678812131
V for cuckdecka
>>678811475
Sadly no.
>>678812109
>>678812177
Nope, gotta think outside the box on this one
>>678812069
Most college party movies
>>678809311
>*ring ring* herro?
>stuck
>not stuck
>wtf?
>>678812045
United 93?
>>678812202
>>678812218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq1wzW3zhT0
>Fucking farm animals
>Fucking Stop Signs
>Fucking sky is falling
>be guy
>addicted to coke
>niggerfriend also addicted to coke
>gf addicted to coke also
>mom also on drugs
magic frog in a swamp
New york
Girl and dude with camera running around.
Monster
Tries to hook up with ex
Goes full bitch stabs him in the back
>>678812315
127 hours
>>678812349
Fucking that little Chicken man
>>678812349
chicken little
>>678812357
godzilla '98?
>I's a robot
>lightning
>fuck war imma go farm living
>dance with the crazy animallady
>retards blow up a clone of me
>lol faggots
>>678812354
requiem for a dream
>>678812045
ALIVE
>>678812398
nope
>>678812045
Lost
>>678812437
yea
>>678812354
Ass to ass
>>678812427
Indeed sir
>>678812481
That wasnt that funny you mongrel
>>678812337
>>678812448
Here's a hint
None of them are friends
>two guys figureskating
>>678812489
I was confused cause it wasn't coke mostly...
now me
> dumb retard with gun
> dies
> learns
> dies again
> learns
> dies again
> etc
>>678812595
lords of dogtown
>>678812645
Edge of tomorrow
Hard Mode
>get sent to insane asylum
> fucking electro shock therapy
> escape, ride crates
> get food from trees
> run from rollerblading faggots
> ride a couch
> fight a rock
>guy's wife dies
>gets his puppy and car stolen
>shoots everyone in the head
>>678812131
>>678812645
Edginess of tamarah
>>678812693
Dis aint kansas doggo
Stallone/ banderas
Both assassins
Kill a Russian
>>678812645
Edge of Tomorrow?
>>678812730
John wank
>kills goats by staring at them
>>678812759
>fat gay guy helps a blue-eyed jew
>>678812315
....NO ONE?
>>678812785
>>678812690
>>678812741
was 2 ez for you tom cruise lovers
>>678812823
Five nights at OPs
>Girl dies
>Cyka blyat
>Bad guy is good guy
>magic from in a swamp
>>678812315
Buried?
>Everyone tries the ice bucket challenge
>It goes awful
>We get to see a girl's tits so it's not as bad
> magic man
> tesla
> water tanks
> alfred
>nigger offers me two pills
>>678812927
The prestige
>>678812433
Cmon guys
>>678812920
Life?
>>678812950
Teh metrex
>>678812730
Thats actually a good description of it.
Hard Mode 2
>chill with best friend
> bad day, best friend swept away by raging river
>spend some time searching for his body
>adventures
> find friend alive and living off grid with new family
>>678812995
Nope
>faggot puts cigarette in mouth without lighting it
>>678812984
Yep
Cowboys fucking each other in the ass
>>678812985
Big granny 2
>>678812950
Any movie with a nigger in it ever
>>678812433
Iron giant
>>678813065
The fault in our stars
>its uh metaphurr
>>678813065
fault in our stars
>you're on a train and can't leave
>it's cold outside
>>678813092
gayback mountain
>>678813048
But anon
We did get to see wet titties from ice bucket and a bunch of fags got hurt from it
It's all real life
>>678813092
op's brokeback anal mountains
>>678813125
Naw
Its older
>>678813160
snowpiercer
>stuck in ocean with tiger
>still can't poo in loo
>>678812693
Return to Oz
>>678812888
taken 2 or 3
or the punisher
Princess runs away
Meets American report
They chill
Never gets laid
>found footage
>bunch of faggots get killed by a harpy
>2spooky4me
>3 goddamn movies
>boy has Tourette's
>father dumps at mental school campus
>roomie is ocd/clean freak
>skeleton girl digs tourettes
>Fucked up kid discovers he has a grandma fetish
>>678813296
life of pi
>>678813296
Life of Pajeet
>>678812920
Titanic
Drunk nigger damages public property, cucks unsuspecting white man
>>678813303
Yes, movie was pretty fucked up for a kids movie if you think about it
>>678813388
the ring
2 men dressed in black
hunt aliens
>plane is stolen by criminals
>crashes in las vegas
>>678813331
Nope
>>678813485
men in black
>>678813485
mib
>>678813040
Oh brother where art thou
>>678813493
con air
love that movie
>Boy gets fed up with his surroundings so he steals a flying saucer and goes adventuring
>>678812901
nope
>>678813482
Nop
>be old war veteran
>faggot asians keep fucking with my lawn and my car
>dreams about suits
>meet nigger
>girl is ok fighter
>becomes virus
>>678813611
What the hell are you spooks up to
>walking
>dying
>poor planning
>spider
>>678813611
fag torino
>>678813611
gran torino
> "for the greater good"
>>678813544
The navigator
>>678813757
Hot fuzz?
>>678813757
hot fuzz
> green goblin gets killed by guy with scar
> what do you know about death
>Rockstar
>oops i mean Hitler
>Virus
>HOLY SHIT THEY CAN RUN
>Napalm this bitch
>bitches brother got the virus
>"lol it be okay"
>everythings fucked
Morale: bitches are stupid
Kind of a hard one (not many people have seen)
>growing up with family
>brother works on shoes
>war.jpg
>drafted
>brother joins to protect me
>He becomes ffucking super soldier
>thinks I died
>joins enemy side
>loses his shit
>>678809311
>boring job
>Insects
>fuel
>more insects
>>678813789
10/10!!!
>>678813388
V/H/S
>>678813911
Dawn of the Dead?
>stock market and cocaine
>WITNESS
>>678812888
>>678813331
Since noone semms to guees it, it's eastern promises.
Set in late 1800s
British army
Kills a shit ton of niggers with spears
In Africa
Micheal Caine
>>678813958
starship troopers
>>678811539
Serioisly, noone gonna take a Crack at it ?
>>678813980
Yeas
Two niggas tripping balls for days then one nigga hops on a plane the end
>>678814017
Mad Max: Fury Road
>>678813040
Noone else? Do I win?
>>678814013
wolf of wallstreet
ez
>>678812803
men who stare at goats
>>678811539
>>678814040
labirynth?
>>678814040
Labyrinth
>>678814064
Witnessed
>Go to island
>Cold
>Fuck this shit
>Dies
>>678813896
The wall
>>678814040
Stumped me
>>678813958
evolution
>a bunch of sheep that are quiet
>>678814147
nice
>>678814174
Babe
>>678814118
>>678814127
Finally
>>678813163
Holy shit. You're right.
MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE. WHAT DO I DO NOW.
>white chick
>murders a bunch with weeb sword
>cosplays as bruce lee
>is cool
>feet
>>678814174
Silence of the lambs, 11/10 for pun tho
>>678813835
> asians digging holes
>>678814273
Too easy Kill Bill Vol. 1
>I'm a bat
>I'm an alien looking like a man
>Bat is worried about alien guy going cray
>fight
>>678814273
Kill bill
>>678814332
shit capeshit movie that made tons of money 2k16
>>678814332
Bman v Sman
>>678814332
Batman v Superman
>Rednecks
>skin
>hardware
>slaughterhouse
>heroin is now cool
>killed while leaving bathroom
>dystopian society
>can't escape the feelies
>kills leader of said society
>freedom, fuck yeah
>>678811169
Fresh prince of belair
>>678814032
Zulu, one of my all time favourite films Eva
>>678809311
>you didn't read my email?
>gotta go fast
>never eat chicken
>Kneegasm
>oh shit threesome and dragons and shit
>geek and respawn
>brunch
>All of a sudden, these college kids start commiting suicide all over my property
> organization lead by a faggot with a fat cat and an eyepatch tries to kill all the time
>Starring Tom Hardy
>You get to see Tom's Hardy
>He fights people
>>678813040
Come on /b/, noone?
>>678814464
pulp fiction?
>>678814474
Equilibrium
>Surprise 9/11!
>>678814423
texas chainsaw massacre
>>678814464
trainspotting
>>678814474
Equilibrium?
>>678814423
Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
>>678814583
Bronson
>>678814643
Good job
>>678814572
Dr. No
>>678814559
tucker and dale vs evil
>>678814597
Correcteroni my bronio
>>678814037
>>678814162
Nope
hint: >alien insect stay alien insects
>>678814668
Ding ding ding
>>678814666
>>678814659
si mang
>old guys from action films form a team of mercenaries
>>678812569
You fucking retard.
>>678809991
Mr. Right with Sam Rockwell and Anna Kendrick.
>Bunch of Mdxi an kids in High School
>They run because Trump is gonna get them
>They keep running and shit
>Just a bunch of Mexicans running
>chad wants to become dj
>wears headphones all the time
>>678814696
Yep
>"why am I here?"
>"OH FUCK DEAD GUY!!!"
>>678814834
expendables
>>678814834
Expandables
>>678814923
Apocalypto?
>>678814583
Bronson !
Also top kel
>>678814932
saw?
>>678815057
Ka-ching
Old nigger teacher gets bullied by dirty criminal mexicans in his class.
>>678811873
Casablanca
>Guys named after colours
>they all die
>he's a cop
>shoes
>obiwan
>>678815228
Reservoir Dogs
Ok fuck your spam detection
>DUNDUNDUUUUNDUN...
>SHIT THAT HAPPENED BEFORE
>Fuck that intro's long
>Blah blah blah
>foreshadowing
>race
>geckoface
>>678815228
resivour doggen?
>Afghanistan kids fly kite
>Butt rape
>Russian invasion
>Stories
>End up stealing nephew from Taliban.
>be gangsta
>adopt a robot
>make the robot gangsta
>profit
>>678815316
Chappy
>cabin
>shitty existence
>murderin'
>all in cahoots
>Snake Plissken
>>678815373
Yup
>>678814551
Scott pilgrim vs the world?
>sick doc
>eat shit
>you eat shit too
>now crawl
>insect
>>678815380
Taxi driver
>>678815494
Human Centipede
>>678815494
Human centipede
>>678815463
>>678815494
Fucking kek, human centipede
>>678815530
nope
>>678815570
>>678815581
>>678812595
Blades of fury (I think?)
>I want to take some nice pictures
>I'll take this subway at night.
>I wonder why people are disappearing?
>There's a creepy soccer player there.
>He's with my girlfriend
>I beat him up and throw him out
>Suddenly a monster is there wtf
>I lose my tongue
>I am the creepy soccer player now
>>678812595
Blades of glory
>>678815687
>>678815756
winrar
>bookstore
>flying doggo
>egyptian statues
>princess
>>678811120
Human centipede
>faggot makes balloon animals and dances
>>678811630
>faggot learns to green text
>all profit
>attempts triforce
>negative profit
>ride the train
>ride the train
>ride the train
>ride the train
>get out of train
>train goes BOOOM!
>>678813946
Generation War?
>nice shield
>nigger gone (not really)
>fuck yeah she hot
>metal masturbator
>obvious plot twist
>german PC
>two good guys, then three, then two, then three
>fag man/crossdresser
>ded cat
>rope
>>678813618
ok guess this was too hard. Adding a hint:
>woman in red
should be after nigger
>>678816151
Capt america winter shoulder
>>678816193
ma Trix
>>678816187
Boondock saints
>>678816338
Wheah you goin? Nowheah!
>>678816278
yes ty
>>678816273
El es Correcto
>>678815696
I think I made this one too obscure.
>>678816111
No, but nice trips
>>678815806
hint:
>pic is often used to start certain bait threads
>>678813040
Rolling again, it's a movie I'm sure most people have seen unless you're like 12
>>678816547
oh the faggot kid religion whatever threads
>>678815246
> hint: wife is seafood
