what does having a gf feel like?
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what does having a gf feel like?
you spend too much money, and most of the time she will reject the D, but that changes when puberty hits her...
>>678805201
Nothing like this comic if you know what I mean
Feels like having a reason to stay in the shitty world
>>678805476
fuck off and die
She's gonna be clingy and have low self esteem and your gonna pretend clingy is ok and your gonna have a lot of sex and your gonna get drunk a lot and regret it most of the time but then again she gets you and you love her so you stay WHEN you shouldn't and her parents will hate you because you aren't from their country and you'll have no money and attempt suicide at least once per person
>>678805476
/threat
Great at 1st.
Then she starts bitching and trying to stop you doing the shit you enjoy
>>678805201
It's nice when it's right.
3 years with my missus, and it's just really comforting I suppose.
Coming home from work and just cooking with her, watching movies and shit, playing games, doing whatever, and then fuck later, then bed, then wake up with her and rinse and repeat.
Got back from Indonesia with her the other month also. It's great when it's someone who is similar and compatible with you; i.e. getting drunk as fuck on a holiday and buying coke from random locals isn't a deal breaker because she's right there with you.
Basically it's pretty cool.
>>678805673
you forgot paranoia and also that you will worry over shot that is not even importnat
>>678805640
Pff liking dicks and wanting a girlfriend are opposite end of the spectrum m8
It's not bad.
>>678805640
You should take your own advice. You mentally sick faggot.
>>678805201
It's like a best best best friend who do a lot of things with you..
>>678805201
>but that changes when puberty hits her...
all muh keks
OP, society has convinced us that without a partner, we're all just losers.
But that's bullshit.
Especially for men.
Having a GF means you'll be doing things for her, spending time and money serving her wants and needs.
She'll supposedly be doing things "for you", but in reality all those things are for both of you.
Sex, for instance.
My wife insists that sex is something she does for me, when in reality she wants it more than I do.
>>678805593
That's gay. Very dependent and losery.
>>678805201
Best friend you can cuddle with, maybe with benefits.
>>678805201
here you faggots go
>>678806302
>maybe
jej u a loser
>>678806339
You fucking suck, jesus.
Did you use paint, you retard?
>>678806218
Well, having a reason to stay is by definition dependent.
Is it better to not have one?
>>678806385
Lol if you can't be best friends, it's not going to last. Sex strengthens the connection. I hope you figure that out for yourself sooner than later.
>>678805201
Like a dick in your ass, you faggot
>>678805201
>GF
>>678805412
underrated
kek
>>678805201
Apart from chilling together and watching movies having a girlfriend is pretty shit..
Everything is fun at first but give it a year and she can't make up her fucking mind on what to eat...
>>678805971
>>678806302
These guys higot it right. It is it's like a best friend that you fuck. But I argue with my friends alot too so...there's that.
Also, when she's a nurse working 7 12s and stressed, say bye to sex.
>>678806302
>cuck located
btw has anyone heard of microchimerism
>>678808025
Got it right*
>>678805201
>when im single all i want is a gf
>when im taken all i want is to be single
idk man this shits fucking annoying, been a month already and i miss the single life. all that freedom and shit but its good being able to wake up with a girl in my bed that im not going to kick out and never call again but sometimes i wish it was
>>678808194
become a mormon that way you can marry more than 1 mate
>>678805201
I have no idea.
>>678805201
Like a warm apple pie.
>>678805201
Let me walk on thin ice around you because you are mentally ill.
Erm...
You are a perfect little snowflake and whatever I say you are right. Natural. Natural. Natural. Not fake. Not illusory. Natural. You are right. You are validation. You are a girl. You are natural.
How was that?
A+
>>678805201
it took me five years of relationship to make her iron my shirts and do my laundry. The key word is perseverance. Also, be the mature one, because you will receive a lot of bullshit from her, and it requires a cold head to not punch her in the face.
>>678807334
>>678808492
>>678808194
This is the future of 80% of married men.
>>678808901
kek
>>678805201
>what does having a gf feel like?
>>>as a hetro male who's engaged I've gotta say it's more work than its worth women are fucking crazy bitches
>>678805201
>>678805201
Anyone remember when that comic was about people and not a random bunch of tumblr bullshit?
>>678805412
>but that changes when puberty hits her
Girls go through puberty when they're like 11-13
>>678805412
Dam
>>678806339
>>678806597
>>678807334
noobs
>>678809429
thats the joke... cuz shes underaged, get it?
>>678809402
that comic was never good since the begining
>>678805201
I will never know, since I'm a beta.
>>678809681
top zozzle
>>678809795
fuck off kid
>>678805412
>>678805412
Well done, sir ... well done.
>>678809752
It's same as having a lemming
>>678805201
It depends, first weeks/months you are under some high hormone shot, and that's good. From there you kinda build up a relationship around common interests and if it works is amazing, but the more amazing it is the more it hurts when it ends. It obviously depends on the girl
>>678805744
Lol'd but agreed
>/threat
>>678805931
I hopeyou die slowly and painfully you peice of shit
>>678809429
Yellow newfag, this is not a cringe thread, so, gtfo
>>678805201
I've forgotten
>>678809746
how dare you not praise the tumbler agenda you white cis male
>>678809831
lel im not a kid xDDd im 12 and i love channel 4 and le 9gag
>>678805201
Annoying asF
>>678809681
sorry but i had to do it
>>678806597
>>678807334
>>678806339
>>678808867
>>678809746
Yeah but at least it was about people and not just a platform for SJW bullshit.
>>678805201
>>678809949
why would it end
>>678810130
Your triggering me with that offensive image!!!
>>678808901
thanks anon you made me kek
>>678808064
back to your r9k circlejerk virgineet
>>678805745
True dat
>>678805201
>tfw no qt trap bf
>>678810256
Even if everything goes right , it always ends... Best case scenario you watch the person you spent your life with die....
>>678809949
>when
well, with that mindset no wonder you can't keep them
>>678805201
I don't get it. So the "girl" in that pic is actually a gay guy who had his penis removed by a surgeon? If we were to look at his chromosomes he would have an X and a Y chromosome?
>>678810464
>gf
>>678810267
topkek
>>678810256
In the case it ends
>>678810312
Butthurt slut detected
>>678810471
Wrong. Best case scenario you die in your sleep next to the person you spent your life with.
>>678810635
ah so you're trolling and don't actually believe that shit, my bad.
>>678810482
I did't say that, it's nased on experience, in the sense that at least once in my life I was with someone who I really liked, and it ended and I felt like shit, it's more like a warning sing
Let's put it this way ... every g/f you're ever going to have is likely to turn into a giant pain in the ass. Will there be fun times? Yeah, sure. Sex? If you're not an idiot or religious, then absolutely. But here's the thing, most relationships fail and they don't do so right away. In fact the longer your relationship is before you start to figure out it's not going to work the worse it gets. The first parts of relationships are amazing. Then they start rubbing on you the wrong way until you just can't fucking take it anymore.
The only exception to this kind of relationship is one where you find someone you actually match up with. At that point you don't feel the rubbing of the wrong way sort as much, if at all. That's the person you end up marrying (if she feels the same way, anyway). Just keep in mind the overwhelming majority of relationships aren't that person. Even if they are they can sometimes change over the years into someone you no longer like, and then you go into the whole god damn cycle again only this time you need a divorce.
So whenever you see someone out there and they're dating don't feel too badly about missing out on much. Yeah the feeling of being close to a girl is nice, but it comes with baggage, too. And if you ever look around and think that everyone around you is in love except for you, just remember almost all the couples you see around you will end up broken anyway. For every good memory some attention loving shit posts on Facebook there are probably 5 fights and arguments about why he or she was late, didn't call, doesn't clean or cook, won't communicate, doesn't have sex like they used to, or won't stop seeing their opposite sex co-worker on off hours.
I mean really, when you look at relationships in a statistical way, most of them are filled with people having far more shitty moments than good ones. The only upside to that is angry sex or make-up sex ... which is amazing.
>>678810681
Okay fair enough , now your life partner gets to live with that pain instead of you. Chances of both goings at the same time are slim. Sucks but is what it is.
>>678810538
I didn't say gf tbh l
>>678810852
>>678810903
I know it's pronounced GF the cock is feminine.
rate my face /b/
to bad for a gf?
>>678809429
You and other filthy SJWs ruined /b/.
Go back to tumblr please.
>>678810852
Cognitive dissonance is a powerful thing - The post
>>678811111
holy quads
>>678810967
Implying I give a fuck what one person thinks. I wrote that for the many people viewing the thread, not for your specific retarded ass. Sadly it seems your parents never explained to you that you are not the center of attention.
Luckily I know several people are reading that and enjoying it. Plus your gif lets me see a cute chick dancing in 1920s fashion ... so thanks.
>>678810601
Fuck
>>678809429
>>678811175
>implying anyone cares what you think or would read your wall of butthurt text
>>678811175
>being this butthurt because no one gives a shit about what your virgin ass thinks about relationships
>>678811111
Must be true
>>678811069
>>678811069
Why does it look like someone stretched your face starting at the bridge of your nose? You could literally slice off two inches of your face off and you'd look like a normal person.
Also, this isn't /soc/ so fuck off.
It's not all it's cracked up to be, dude.
>>678811069
Whats with all the faggots getting that same haircut this days?
Are you really such a faggot that you don't care that not only you look like a faggot, but you are basicaly being totaly unoriginal about it aswell?
Most people cheat. Social circle are frail and bring the worst out in people so you will find out, and it will suck ass.
Or you're the scumbag lowlife who cheats and either dont give a shit or feel guilty as shit.
Just avoid it all. Its not worth the hassle.
>>678811111
The quads have spoken!
>>678811175
>yall better like my short novel or else...
>>678811532
cause of this
(well i lost some weight too)
>>678811111
>those quads offend my feminist sensibilities
>>678811892
Oh so you were fat, ugly and unlikable and you made a huge change? Well good for you. But at least you didn't need to go full way and become a fully fledged faggot about it. Srsly...chop that shit at the end of your hair off. Otherwise you look like a pretty cool guy, and I would drink beer with you.
>>678811175
>>678811167
>>678811617
>>678811901
How has no one called you out for being retards? Count the ones you fucking fags.
>>678812152
nah dude, i changed myself a lot, but stayed the little insecure ugly kid inside. but thanks anyway
>>678805201
I don't remember.
>>678813709
wew lad
>>678805201
like diamonds until something happens and you break up, then you feel like shit, literally
sometimes it feels better to be alone than the feel when you've broken up
>>678808064
Not microchimerism again tinfoil theories again, ugh. People don't understand how retarded this is.
>>678811175
do you need a safe space, anon?
>>678814549
virgins need anything they can get to justify why they're better off
Recently my ex broke up with me... a few weeks later an old female friend of mine (10 years+) who'd I havent spoken to in a year invited me over her place to catch up. Nothing sexual will happen, she's a very decent girl
What do?
>>678805640
triggered
>>678805201
What is this comic? Anyone have a link to the original?
>>678815572
you being triggered triggers me
>>678806597
You could've done a much better job in paint since all you need is the eraser or select+cut.
>>678805201
>image related
>havingaboyfriend.jpg
Are you even trying?
>>678808901
>retards not knowing what intersex is
Yes, trannies are mental fucktards who are what their genitals are, but there is more than male and female in terms of sex (not gender), you uneducated faggot.
>>678816335
Questionable Content
It used to be ok. Just ok. Now it beyond reprehensible.
>>678816475
Can you guys please trigger warning these triggerings? you triggering other people's triggers is triggering me, as a double trigger knowing someone else could be triggered by me being triggered by your triggered triggerings.
Thank you.
>>678816886
intersexuals are so rare you can't blame the average person for not knowing, and even then they are either male (XY) or female (XX), no matter the phenotype
>>678806218
You're on /b/ bro...
>>678817014
>guys
the patriarchy at work, I'm literally having an anxiety attack here
Be cautious when you want a gf with unnatural haircolours.
90% of the time they are mentally fucked
>>678817538
thanks Cpt. Obvious, what would we do without you?
>>678817366
You just triggered me you feminist piece of shit. As a trans-maleist, I believe all women should strive to be identical to men in every way in order to achieve equality, and so guys is fitting. I will however trigger warn my posts for you rejects.
>>678807592
THIS!!! FUCKING THIS
>>678815572
>>678816475
>>678817014
>>678817366
>>678817885
>>678808901
Send it to tumbler and let the rage wash over them
What having a gf is like depends on who you are. If you're a typical /b/tard, you are very conflicted. You hate women, but simultaneously want to be with one for sex.
Alternatively, if you're a well adjusted human being, it feela great because you don't hate womem, so you can hang out with the one you're fucking when you're not fucking.
>>678808064
>Cuck
>Automatically assume this guy is 16 years old.
>>678810249
Hey lady I ain't your whore!
>>678817843
Always there for my citizens
>>678813270
Are you
>implying
that quints don't also contain quads?
>>678818043
Oy Vey.
Of course you want us to stop you degenerate.
>>678818221
>Is a literal cuck
>assumes anyone calling him out is underage
>>678818527
What the fuck is a cuck to you underage b&'s anyway?
>>678818649
A cuckold, you noob.
>>678818808
Then what makes him a cuckold?
>>678818808
Do you know what a cuckold is?
>>678818808
Lol, this guy really is 16
>>678818649
>>678807592
That's because you're not supposed to let women make decisions
i've had a girlfriend for a little over two years and what the other anons say is pretty much it. At first we were all flirty and talked about anything but then after a while you find out you dont have much in common and things start to go down hill.
My girlfriend had an ex before me that cheated on her so every other sentence, even compliments, are analyzed as me checking out other girls. But this is just me.
Like people said there are good times too, but they never really fix the bad times.
At this point I'm kinda stuck with her for a while and I'm thinking about breaking up when i can finally get away from her.
tl;dr
If you don't meet the right person shit will suck, and if you want sex just get e fuck buddy it aint worth it.
>>678818890
>>678818919
He is cuckold because he is friends with his gf. If you treat them well, they will find someone who doesn't on the side. Cuckold can be used to express an expected outcome in such circumstances.
>>678818965
Lolololol I totally am 14 xd, are you fags really this easily triggered?
You know all that shit you like doing in your spare time? That doesn't exist. Thats what it feels like when you have a gf.
>>678805673
Are you me?
>>678819373
Only if you're a beta faggot who lets a woman rule over his life.
>>678805745
Mah nigga.
>>678819298
>OH NO HURR DURR PEOPLE FOUND OUT I'M RETARDED BETTER UMAD THEM!
Lol.
But seriously. This really makes you look more likes something of a cuckold since you seem to have a really messed up opnion on women.
Then again, you're only 14 so you have more to look forward to. If you drop the edgy butthurt against women attitude.
>>678819538
No you stupid fuck. You have to go to shit with her. Family shit. Friends shit. All sorts of fucking shit. And you can take a stand; but it only gets worse.
>>678805201
To be honest it feels great. Get to have guaranteed sex and plus have someone to talk to at an intimate level. If I'm ever sad about something she's there to help and vice versa. Granted there is a bunch of hurdles you need to get passed, but once you've gone through them, it's pretty much good after that. If you can find a girl that lets you do Coke too, consider yourself lucky.
>>678806128
Pretty much this.
Woman insist they are doing things for you when 90% of the time they are benefiting from it as well.
>>678819674
I'm engaged and can do pretty much whatever the fuck I want in my free time, so seems like you were the 'stupid fuck' in your relationships.
>>678819298
LOL
So in conclusion you're a 14 year old kid who got cheated on because you were too nice and formed this weird fedora'd view on girls.
>Autism
>>678810267
>They're mad because it's white
My motherfucking sides
>>678810852
This
>>678811111
These are quints, faggots.
>>678819298
>>678808901
thank you
>>678819598
Kek m8, you do seem mad, I say noob once and you all take the bait, and I now reveal myself to have the discussion and you get genuinely mad. You realise you are on 4chan?
I am likely older than you, and almost certainly had more poon.
You can keep on the cuckold path if you like, but you need to realise that this world will eat you up if you show weakness.
I cheated on all my girlfriends, always have, probably always will, as you either get to be the cuckold or the cheater in this world, and I know which one feels better.
Enjoy being mad and sad anon.
>>678820104
>This much autism
>This much defensiveness
>Kek
>>678819846
>genuinely thinking I am 14
Are you all new ITT or is it the same guy?
I am too lazy to check so please just come clean.
>>678820104
Needs to be saved as cringe-pasta
>>678820213
>Can't refute my point
>Says the autism word
>Feels he has the right to kek
I forget why I come here.
>>678820236
I second this
>>678820104
this reads like what an autist would think a successful dude would say
>>678820236
>>678820326
Save away mates.
When you grow up you will need it.
Why did you post a cartoon of 2 gays guys if you want to know about girlfriends?
>>678820403
>still this mad over getting trolled
This is an anonymous image board, so I would definitely take the time out of my day to come and lie after triggering you guys right?
Believe it or don't, when you grow up you will realise that loving one girl is a bullshit setup, and having to deal with all the shit around it is even worse.
>>678820407
As the thread concludes we gained one likely cringe-pasta.
Someone save his conversation and the replies and put in cringe thread.
/thread
I like how there are about ten posts about girlfriends and the rest is its own side bar thread.
>>678808867
Hi-5
>>678820326
>creates a gf baw thread
>first image depicts a trans and a dude
Pick just one
>>678820607
Now this is just getting sad..
Keep trucking buddy, keep your chin up and maybe you'll find the one. Or the one after that ;)
>>678820676
Kek, go ahead, will definitely make you seem smarter in the next thread anon. You certainly won't fall for the oldest bait in the book again.
>>678820754
I find enough girls my friend?
What I am saying is never find one at a time? why limit yourself to having to deal with all that shit?
>>678805201
Feels good the first to years, feels like hell after that.
>>678820878
>first two years
>>678820607
Nah dude, I just feel badly for you
>>678820859
Wow. Can I have a pic with timestamp?
You must be sexy as hell.
If so at least I will admit defeat.
>>678820922
Explain.
This is the ultimate truth my young friends.
>>678810967
the gif does not fit the text, whenever someone post this ill thought gif I can't focus on anything besides how stupid the poster must be for having this gif
you may carry on with your conversation now, moron
>>678820977
>shittiest attempt of all time
Are you actually 16 and still hunting for the phantom 14 year old?
>>678815429
take the initiative?
>>678821108
>This much edge
>This much rage
>This much cringe
>This much butthurt
>This much autism
We found the king of /b/
Never change you magnificent, self centered, dumb bastard.
>>678815429
>decent girl
She will just want it in the ass bro, go for that shit.
>>678820222
three digits. all the same. at the end.
>>678820104
>I am likely older than you, and almost certainly had more poon
>you either get to be the cuckold or the cheater in this world, and I know which one feels better.
Read that out loud to yourself
>>678821429
kek
>>678821279
>If I use all the buzzwords I have heard I am right
Kek, I am not king of anything. I just live my life, and am surprised that you porr faggots genuinely believe you will be happier chained to one woman.
Just remember everytime she blueballs you, everytime she spends your money, everytime she embarrasses you, or won't stop texting, that you had this conversation and genuinely defended that existence.
The door to enlightenment and selfcentered living is open anon, just go through it, and reap the rewards.
>Free money for whores, drugs, strippers
>Free time for above, gym, and friends
>Envy of every single one of your guy friends
>Ability to not worry about what happens on nights out
Feels good man. Only virgins on the internet think being single is somehow inferior.
>>678811069
manbun/10
>>678809429
*whoosh*
>>678821429
> 2 likely truths
> cringe
Troll harder.
>>678805201
>girl
>>678821616
Neither is superior to either. You sound like this wannabe fight club Tyler Durden guy.
Please just post a pic. Of the top of your head or just your body with timestamp. That will explain everything to us.
And sometimes buzzwords tell a story that can't be wasted on such a dumb motherfucker.
>>678818385
Who dis? Reverse image search not helping
>>678821616
dude, you are dating the wrong chicks.
My ex never blueballed me, if you are able to satisfy them sexually then they want to fuck you, I also decided to date someone who was smart, so she never really embarrassed me either, and our relationship was built on respect and trust, I mean, I would not have bothered with a relationship if not, seems like you have just been dating without setting some standards for yourself and what you want
being single is alright but I prefer to be in a proper relationship
oh yeah, still friends with that chick today, no hard feelings, split because our lives took us in different directions, she never created any drama in my life, not even after it was over
there are decent chicks out there
>>678821953
>being this obsessed with another mans body
I don't want you faggots jerking it to this shit for years. I have nothing to prove m8.
And single is far superior in every quantifiable way. You are just too weak to face the world alone obviously.
>>678805412
/thread
>>678822171
and you sound like your dad was too weak to not run out on you and your mom
>>678811069
fix your hair, you think it looks smooth but your face is kinda too long for it if that makes sense, I'd ask a hair dresser to just go for what she thought looked good, just pick a girl who you fancy, she will try to make you look like what she likes, works out well for me most of the time
and either shave properly or let it grow fully
>>678822131
Look, hats off to you for finding that diamond mate, but I can't keep those ones even if I tried.
I get bored of relationships unless they are a total mess, and then I just get pissed off, so figure I am destined to be free forever, as the alternative is too difficult for me.
Glad your life is going well though mate, just wanted to open some eyes to the alternative.
>>678822307
Dad stuck around, but he should have run. He would have been happier on his own for sure.
>>678822171
>More cringy one liners.
>m8
>Facing the world alone
>>678805201
Like having a personal prostitute that you pay by listening to their bullshit and agreeing with them.
Oh and money too, probably more than you'd ever spend on an actual hooker.
>>678822356
damn, sorry to hear..
any reason/story behind why you are like that or are you just born a bit broken so to speak?
>>678810267
quality kek
She will occasionally get mad at you for no reason or over trivial things. If you get mad at her she will try to turn it around on you and make you feel bad for getting mad at her. Don't mention the double standards.
If you don't give into all that shit above (i.e just ignore the shit games) its alright and constant sex is good
>>678822476
I don't have to justify shit to you my friend, wait until you age a bit and realise I am right.
>>678822636
Who knows man, I have tried it so many times and always it is just a fun trainsmash.
I am happier single for sure, and I think it is just part of being brought up as a leader of a large family, I am not interested on wasting time, and I can't help but feel relationships are a waste of time in which I could be more productive.
I also struggle to maintain big friend groups because I don't feel a need to, I just have guys I have known for years who I genuinely want to see, and everyone else can take a hike...
Glad you got your shit together though dude, whatever makes you happy for now I suppose.
>>678822737
This.
Unless you find a girl that's into the whole 50's housewife thing, you're basically agreeing to any "feminist" point she brings up...
Ever.
Unless you like not getting your dick sucked.
>>678822007
You're fucking kidding me, fucking newfag
>>678823184
Lol. Mine hates femenists.
Wish she cleaned and cooked more though.
I'm a lazy shit myself so meh..
>>678806339
what a fucking shit this comics became..
>>678805201
>girlfriend
>op's pic not related
Here you go
>>678820676
>>678820788
>>678820407
>>678820326
>>678820236
>>678820213
>>678820104
>>678819846
>>678819598
Kek m8, you do seem mad, I say noob once and you all take the bait, and I now reveal myself to have the discussion and you get genuinely mad. You realise you are on 4chan?
I am likely older than you, and almost certainly had more poon.
You can keep on the cuckold path if you like, but you need to realise that this world will eat you up if you show weakness.
I cheated on all my girlfriends, always have, probably always will, as you either get to be the cuckold or the cheater in this world, and I know which one feels better.
Enjoy being mad and sad anon.
>>678824153
Still here?
Just give up man, you showed us all the newfag in you
>>678805201
You have a mental disorder, just come out as the faggot you are
>>678805412
fucking beautiful
its like having a fleshlight, except that fleshlight gets real moody and bleeds once a month, costs a shitload to keep around, and can say no to sex.
>>678808867
>>678805412
underrated
>>678811175
>several
>>678811892
you look like these fucking sports and partying obsessed fucks but still better than before. congratulations anon
>>678805201
>>678805640
GAY FAG IS GAY!!!!
>>678805201
>tfw watching a movie with my boyfriend right now
>tfw our relationship is better than that comic
>hes literally my other half
>he pushes me to better myself
>he takes care of me
>makes me feel beautiful and sexy
>he has a 7x6 cock
>hes easily an 8/10
>hes gifted and alpha as fuck
>hes sexually open to all fetishes
>he has the biggest heart ive ever seen
>in public hes outgoing and boisterous
>in private hes shy and insecure
>I get to build him up and make him feel manly
>>678827441
You may be the biggest fag alive
>>678827873
>>678805201
everything but the pic
>>678817973
Yes
>>678828129
>>678807592
fuck. this. SO MUCH THIS.
>>678805201
I don't have a GF because it's PRICEY !!!!
- gift for birthday
- gift for Saint's day
- gift for anniversary
- gift for monthiversary
- gift for every year graduation
- gift for Xmas
- gift for Easter
- gift for New Years' Eve
- gift for Helloween
- gift for March 8
- gift for St.Valentine
- gift for newborn kittens of her cat
- many, many, many gifts for making her forgive some of my non-existent wrongdoing
I did not count cinemas, pizzas, paying for everything in a date, paying for her train tickets, and so on.
>TL;DR: I'm single, that is, I'm saving big bucks.
Why the fuck are you using that comic OP?
>>678827441
faggot
>>678805201
>>678828642
just admit noone wants you. Chicks are only pricy if you allow them to be
>>678805412
>>678805201
Depends on the girl, obviously. Most of my friends gfs r pretty cool, although my best friends last one left him for her abuser which was pretty sad.
>>678808064
>this is what virgins tell themselves to stop crying at night
>>678805201
You will go through many many girls before you find the right one. Once you find her things will be great at first. And then after the first few months you will start having second thoughts, looking at other girls, because you've never really spent this much time on one female. You start getting bored. This is the part where most people fuck up. You just have to stay faithful. Soon after that everything will start going fine again. You'll spend a few happy years with her. Then once again you'll start having problems. Only this time, it's her just being a bitch. Now your only job is to not smack the shit out of her. I've been with the same girl for the last 8 years. Getting married in november. The her being a bitch part hasn't changed, but I don't think it ever will. Plus it's kinda cute so I'll forgive it.
>>678806128
Sometimes this but mostly
>>678805752
This
You got to find the right one. Its not mandatory that you find someone, but it's nice when you do. It's like finding that piece of you that's been always missing. And dont rush it i was 27 when i met her. I've been all these guys, even the guy who stayed when he shouldn't have. But ill tell you this this girl is different. There is something different, something i hadn't experienced before. She's satisfying sexually, intellectually, spiritually, morally. I spend holidays together with her, i hang out with friends with her I'm more committed to my career because of her, the whole 9 yards. And its not just me. A guy in my office found the girl for him in his 40s, since they started dating he's lost like 100lb and cleaned up, got a better car, even started eating healthier. And both of them have kids with crazy ex's. Be patient and vigilant, and know yourself, and good things will come.
>>678808362
*muslim
>>678808867
wololo tee hee
>>678805201
it's nice. but when you're not with her for a while you get a really unfulfilled sensation while doing things that do not stimulate you enough to forget about the world around you.
>girl went with her family off to see family friends for the weekend
>all alone
I was expecting Dark souls 3 to come out on Apr 10 like steam told me then it changed a day before to Apr 12
>>678820222
Those two need to grow up.
Pretty good.
We recently talked about we want kids together and want to get married. Feels surreal to be at an age where its all getting "real".
>>678805412
This.
Never had the problem rejecting the D, ex wanted way more sex than me.. nymphomaniac might sound good at first glance but very hard to actually live with one..
Also forget about certain habits and being used to do whatever you want whenever you want.
Unless you find the perfect fit that is, good luck with that.
>>678805412
topkek
Girls are fucking unreasonable, self centered and childish. But obviously they'll act like they are the ''mature'' one and will only believe in themselves and whatever they're doing is right.
>>678832396
they're "musicians" it's part of their act
>>678805201
Great.
>>678805412
Kek
>>678832581
Pic is ex,
Miss her sometimes, great in bed, couldn't stand the batshit crazy part tho..
All in all feels great being single.
>>678805412
>but that changes when puberty hits her...
>>678833093
Exactly like my ex, know how you feel anon
It feels something like this, anon.
>>678828267
>.gif
>>678808719
A+ SUMMARAY
>>678834076
anon, that's your ex, right?
>>678810267
ahh tumblr. never fails to amuse me. toptipkek
>>678808719
Wow anon that was perfectly put.
My girlfriend recently revealed to me what her mental instability results from: She used to have a circle of female friends that would play S&M games with each other without knowing what porn/etc was. Led to her being abused by some teachers son in her class after. Came out as lesbian at 13-14ish. Then went online to whore herself out to random guys. I've seen fucked up shit snooping that i wish i un-saw.
She's improved a lot since she got with me. More or less conditioning her.
>>678834535
No anon. That's my fiance.
>>678811111
holy kek at the retards saying quads...
QUINTS
>QUINTS
QUINTS
>QUINTS
QUINTS
>QUINTS
>>678828267
kek
>>678834638
Why are you marrying a women who has no idea how to handle money?
I hope you have a pre-nup and very well paying job.
>>678815014
WEW LAD
>>678805201
>gf feel like?
>posting trap comic image
>>678805412
Keked /thread
>>678805640
This is not the right place to be if you get triggered that easily.
>>678834841
Because I asked her to marry me before we lived together. It's been 4 years sense and I keep putting off actually getting married.
>>678834638
If you're the one making the money for your fam she should have no access to if other than her own made money idk why you're trying to share an account when you know she isn't responsible that cuts out all the bullshit you're going through now instantly and if she's making money too just tell her to give u half the bill from her account problem solved
>>678805640
I wish death to all homo
>>678822007
bullshit you lying nigger
>>678835276
waitaminute
you didn't live together at least for a year or so before getting married? please tell me i'm wrong, anon :(
>>678828267
>>678835562
We are not married. I asked her to marry me and we moved in together. We still haven't got married.
>>678820301
you don't have a point pussy-meister extraordinaire .
>>678805412
Just find a girl that loves you, let you do your hobbies and make sure she doesnt bitch alot. Also make sure you are at least attracted to her. These things are really important for the long term relationships. I'm 34 now and together for 9 happy years.
>>678805412
qulity post
>>678835652
ah ok, being engaged and married still confuses me, I take it as one and same
if those screens are just occasional, here and there then meh, but if that's what's happening almost daily then I wouldn't really take the next step
>>678820222
These people are repulsive.
>>678828474
>listening to tumblrites to the point of harming yourself
This guy is one giant, enormous fucking faggot.
>>678828412
Kek
>>678828877
Lost.
>>678810312
>>678814549
>>678830199
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/16084184/
This study seems to confirm male DNA found in 10% of woman without sons. The study suggest sexual intercourse as a possible source. I certainly wouldn't call it tinfoil, but 10% does not seem like a huge number.
>>678827621
CALYPSOOOOOOO!
>>678835374
She is usually the one in control of the bill money. If bills are 1500 she puts up 750, I give her 750 and she pays them. But the problem recently is she will take part of the bill money, spend it on some dumb shit, and then take more money from me to cover what she spent, because she knows I won't let the bills go unpaid.
