Hey /b/ how about a "that one kid in school thread"
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Hey /b/ how about a "that one kid in school thread"
I'll start
>that one kid who watched porn on a school computer
>that one kid who wore all camo
>the transgender emo girl
I had a interesting high school
>>678741212
i have a few
>that one kid who straight up punched grait out of windo
>that one kid throws textbooks out the window
>the one kid who gets cuaght by vice princ and princ
Oh one more, this is two people but
>the couple that dated for a year then learned they were 2nd cousins
>>678741496
this one is about me
>that one kid who gets pissed at another kid
>that one kid who takes shit out of that kids bag
>that kid put a lock on a bag
>i took bolt cutters to school and cut it during music class
>kek
>>678741731
What was in it?
>>678741496
still here
>that one kid to get pissed at the same kid i was pissed at
>that one kid that is fucking crazy
>that one kid who put purell in that kids food
>>678741649
I knew friends like that. Very unfortunate, they really liked each other.
lol
>>678741846
in what his school bag. I took everything except his phone so he coudnt track where i lived. His text books normal reading books pencils pens calculators his phone case anything i wanted
>the one kid who wore woman's clothing
>the one kid that ran like naruto
>that one kid who calls two blacks niggers and gets his nose tip bitten off
>that one kid always smacking people in the nuts
I was the kid that dropped butter packets in the crowded halls and said edgy shit
>>678741212
>trans emo girl
was that you?
>>678741932
more this one about me
>be fucking sico one day
>bring lighter to school
>kid pisses me off during recess
>walk up to him and burn him with it
>he puches me
>i throw a glass bottle and miss
(this was in the handball courts no one cares about us)
almost kill him
>that one kid who brings a gun to school and the cities police department has to come and escort every kid to the gym with fucking assault rifles
True story happened to my high school
>>678742619
some more
> be taking state test
>that one wierd kid
>that one wierd kid who gets bored
>that one weird kid who starts jerking off during the state test
>teachers see and screams what are you doing! get your hand out of your pants!
kek
>>678742618
No, I was the slightly racist skinny kid
>>678743087
some more i have a lot
>rember that kid who put purrel in the dudes food, yeah he is a fucking sav
>he also brings a lighter to school
>he took the kids bag (before a math final) and stole his calculator
>the kid is bad at math
>burns the whole calculator screen and puts it back in his bag
>class starts
>look at kid becuase there were no extra calculators
>ohfuck.jpg
>>678742414
We had the naruto kid but he was probably 60-80 pounds overweight so him in that running position didn't end well
>>678741212
My post will be the same guy because it is better than "that one kid"
> that one kid with the messed up teeth
> wears a brown leather jacket to school everyday and has scruffy high school tier facial hair
> we call him walrus
> always moves his hands excessively when talking to people
> so much so that people made fun of him for it
> would talk about what food he wanted/was going to make a lot
> would always read the history class assignments but never write down the 10 sentences that was the assignment
> once I worked on a project with him and he genuinely seemed to have done it but forgot to bring it to school for a few days straight
> whenever he got offended like over religion or something he showed his walrus tusks and spoke with his mouth mostly closed
> haircut was a mess, best case for him was a buzz, worst case was fuck my shit up fam
> from what a friend of mine said, in gym class he wore yoga pants like girls
> people could visibly see his erection
> paid no mind to it and played whatever game they were playing anyway
Definitely a weird one.
>the kid that wears a naruto headband and trenchcoat every single day
>the button down flame tshirt kid
>the roller backpack kids
>the kid that slept everyday in all his classes and didnt do his work but somehow graduated
>the kid who whore a track suit everyday
>the kid who always smelled like cigs/weed
>the kid who failed out of art class
>the kid who wore the same beat up shoes all 4 years
>That one kid who wore an Akatsuki cloak from Naruto. Every. Fucking. Day. Even when it was really hot out.
>That one kid who enthusiastically answered the teacher's questions when nobody else gave a shit.
>That one kid who did basically no work but still got really good grades because the teacher liked him/her.
We had a autistic kid that told a class about how he touched his cats genitalia
>>678744072
>the kid that didn't do his work but somehow graduated
that was me
>>678743610
the same kid who a sav
>sav is a sav
>sav gets pissed at a kid
>sav kicks hit down 15 stairs
>sav pulls a rozor blade on him and threatens to cut him if he snitches
my nigga sav
>>678743425
Hey me too. Wonder twin powers activate!
>>678744277
you are the man of truth and dubs
>the kid who sleeps through half his classes but is in honors and has almost straight As
>the kid who heard the teacher would give whoever could write the numbers 1 to 1,000,000 by the end of a semester an A and got to 100,000
>the kid who went to random classrooms to see if anyone would notice during the class
> that kid who would wrestle his binder on his desk.
> he would legit rock-bottom it and slam it down
> even tapped out to it a few times, so at least he was fair and didn't always win
>>678741212
>That one kid who bragged about his varsity baseball games (Seriously, BASEBALL?! Of all sports to gloat about?)
>That one kid who had a fucking catchphrase
>that one kid who had a fucking catchphrase with his last name in it
>that one kid who had a fucking catchphrase with "-aholic" at the end
>that one kid that didn't realize his fucking catchphrase was an unintentional jab at his own fucking ego
>>678743610
kek
>>678743425
>>678744506
Everyone is a little racist. It's common sense.
>>678744746
autism
I have quite a bit...
>That one kid you're nice to because youre afraid theyll shoot up the school
>that one kid that always gets into fights and youre nice to them for that reason
>that one emo kid who cuts themselves and if you so much as reference it their tumblr friends start freaking out
>that one kid who always mixes his shit at lunch and shoves it in his milk carton
>that one kid who hasnt discovered a stick of deoderant
>that one kid who always lies about everything... And isnt good at it
>that one kid who is always getting new shit (shoes, phones, etc)
>that one 0/10 girl that happens to like you
The sad part is that this isn't even unique.
>that one kid that pissed in the A/C unit behind the classroom
>>678744628
>Got to 100,000
wat
>>678744965
Oops I meant DEODORANT
Fuck this thread is brining back memories
>the kid who broke a urinal off the wall and told on himself for it
>>678745076
he only wrote up to 100,000 but had to reach 1 million
>>678745076
Apparently he was really desperate. He could've, y'know, studied, but instead for a couple weeks he decided to deprive himself of free time and some sleep to try writing to 1,000,000.
one time before the ap us history final me and my mates went to the classroom early and snapped a pic of the answer key. We got the best scores in the whole class
>>678744416
some more this one about me
>have a lighter in my pocket
>this was around january
>have a science midterm i forgot to study for in my last three periods
>be at recsess and wait to the end
>go up to trash can and set it on fire without anybody notcing
>Science starts
>look outside the window and scream fire
>get evuacted and miss the exam
>missionacomplished.png
>that short kid who was really athletic
>that one black kid who is super fucking annoying
>that one weird tumblr kid who saw you shitposting on /b/ and kept trying to get you to 'spy' for tumblr
>>678745458
faker than a porn stars tits
kid just stop, at least try
>>678745504
The loud black kid who hit in any girl he could find?
>>678745504
>most of the packs of Chocolate-Americans
>>678745623
dead ass not lying to you i went to johnadams highschool and gruadated in 96. just search up the things that goes on there
>that group of cancerous faggots who are all some weird gender and sexuality who all have dyed hair and smoke cigs at the bus stop
>that one kid who watches Zack and Cody full blast in class with no fucking headphones (probably an Autismo)
>that one girl who I fingerbanged in the art supply room. I also sucked her tits and she called me daddy... good times
>that one queer idiot who wears an anime scarf everyday. Either that or a naruto tracksuit
>that one kid who smells like a whole family of ducks waddled into one of his fat folds, got lost for 2 years, and died of starvation.
That one kid in class was Larry Hall
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mQjYonis8FE
>that one kid who attempted rape in school
>that one kid who attempted to set a kid on fire using gasoline
>that one kid who always pissed in his beer cans before handing it to girls
>>678745856
>science midterm
>recess
you don't have midterms until highschool and recess ends after elementary school.
Also anyone can mention there local high-school and a year.
Just stop
>that one special ed kid that talked shit
Tony was the best
>>678741212
>the transgender emo girl
Jessi Slaughter?
>>678745936
lol i played corey in the house in music class on my school ipad rich fag
>>678741212
i used to fuck his mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>that one kid who got table topped at every recess
>that one kid who sold pills to the teachers
>that one kid who got caught fucking a girl in the handicap bathroom
>that one kid that ruins your hot ramen noodle lunch
>that one kid that gets called a retard by the dean
>that one kid that is still my best friend
>>678744076
>the kid who failed out of art class
me
>>678746181
We used to set fire to the trash cans and throw rocks at teachers' cars in elementary school. (Not the same guy)
>be me in highschool
>art class with fat autist white grill
>wears mlp hoodie and loves doctor who
>one day comes to school with weird dyed hair
>tells everyone they need to start calling her mitsuhashu or some shit like that
>constantly calls everyone racist against Japanese even though she's completely white
>>678741212
that one faggot who every time he opened his mouth you wanted to punch his teeth down his throat
>>678745871
that's me not sorry
>>678746480
haha im that guy who posted what year did you graduate hs
>>678745458
>Science midterm
>recsessd
Sure bud
>the 5 kids who all pissed on the floor together
And then me
>the kid who slipped and fell in it
Who didn't have at least one naruto kid in their school though?
>that one kid who sounds like he has a cold all the time and never shuts the fuck up in philosophy
>that one kid who always pops his collars
>that one kid who plays runescape in the library
>those kids who treat gym class like a matter of life and death
>that one kid who asks people for cigarettes
>that one kid who draws all over their shoes
>that one kid that you almost never see in class
>that one kid who kinda looks like the one in OP's picture
>That one kid who does the whip and the nae nae every chance he gets.
>Stands up, whips
>Puts down his lunch, whips
It was funny at the beginning but now its just kind of cringe.
We called him Whip Boy Wonder
>>678746661
they called it recses they let us out for a hour to get lunch
>>678741212
>the kid that made an anonymous bomb threat while "sick" using a regular home phone
I helped catch the fucker, was contracted to investigate it. It was a shit school that I always get contracted to investigate, this was the easiest thing i've ever done XD
>>678746622
Only 3 yrs ago, theres still shitty areas nowadays. Infact there was a problem a few yrs ago at my old elementary school, kids aged 8 would give each other oral in the bathrooms...
>That one kid that is involved with all the school dances/events/assemblies
>That same kid who gets expelled and arrested for having sex with a minor
>That same kid's face that you have to see everyday afterwards because he was the host for the yearly music festival
>>678746924
Runescape in the library is not that bad
I have
>That one kid that plays hearthstone in a little nook between a vending machine and a wall
>>678747068
have you ever seen the movie kids 1995 thats how we lived
This
>That one kid who stole girls gym shorts than masturbates with it
>That one kid who watched porn out loud in the stall
>That one asian kid who shits in the principles chair and than flips desk
>that kid who had imaginary MMA fights with himself in the school courtyard
>also had imaginary football games with himself in the courtyard
>covered in grass by the end
>would carry a WWE belt around with him all day at least once a week
>made a fake NHL resume for himself, saying he played for the colorado avalanche, wore an avalanche jersey around
>constantly hit on every girl that was a 6/10 or above
>thinks all the shit he does impresses the girls
>constantly makes up elaborate stories about himself, most of the time it's pretty obvious BS
>if he met any guy that mentioned a girl, or was dating a girl he would tell them how he did some obscene sexual thing with them and swear it was true no matter what evidence was stacked against him
>a powerlifter at the school was taking homecoming pictures with his highschool sweetheart
>he walked straight up to him and went off about how that was his girl and he would have to fight him to take her
>was lab partners with the girl sophomore year once I think
>he swung once and the powerlifter KO'd him in two punches
>>678747046
Contracted to investigate? Where you attending that school or are you a P.I. or something?
>>678746957
was he a nigger?
>>678746924
forgot a few
>that one kid who's white as fuck but tries to dress and act like he's from the hood
>that one kid who poses with bb guns and thinks he's hard
>that one kid who brought alcohol to school
>>678747400
No. His name is Julius and he is greek
>the one kid who got expelled for sitting under a girls seat on the bus
>started touching her feet and masterbated then got caught
>that one kid who set his clothes on fire and had fun pissing in the corner of rooms and showing the piss stains to his friends
>>678747434
I have
>That one kid who doesn't do anything else but watch to Dr. Dre music in his free time.
Also white
>>678741212
>That couple of kids who were gay and thought everyone had to treat them different cos they were gay
>Everyone fucking hated them
>Caught one of them reading erotic novels on the bus one day
>Caught one of them on grinder in final year
>Was a massive autistic cunt
pretty sure he still is
>>678747631
yo some kid in my class use to piss in the desk. When kids lefted them up it would spill all over them
that one kids who OD on zopiclone in school
that one kids who got into in argument saying hes teacher was a pedophile openly
that one kids who litterally scape hes poop on the wall of the bathroom
that one kids was me.
>that one kid who shit on the bathroom floor 3 times, and made everyone have to sign a fucking sheet to go piss
>that one kid who sits in the porsche his dad bought him to sell drugs in the school's parking lot.
You know who im talking about
>>678747834
an hero please
>>678747778
HAHHAHAHAHAHA thats fucking gold
>>678747695
>Caught one of them on grinder in final year
what were you doing on Grindr, faggot
>>678747883
he told me he bought it himself with money he made. but yeah you are probably right...
>that one kid who literally everyone in the school wanted to knock out
>that one kid who actually fucking did it
>>678741212
I was that kid who wore all camo and I still collect militaria to this day.
>>678744965
>That one kid you're nice to because youre afraid theyll shoot up the school
im sick of being that kid i dont want to hurt anyone
yeah lol i remember mine
>the nigger
>the nigger
>the nigger
fuck michigan
>>678742159
you sound like 100% faggot
be a savage in 8th grade
see some austic rich fag ride one of those hoverboard things to class.
have a duffle bag for gym, half empty
slip his hoverboard in my bag
while exchanges classes i went to the bathroom and threw it in the toilet
it was funny
he saw it
>>678747883
yeah it was a scrawny Indian kid he didn't sell drugs tho.
Everytime I saw in in the parking lot i contemplated jumping him and stealing the keys.
>That one kid who you weren't sure was mentally handicapped or not so you put up with them just in case
>>678748200
>8th grade
>hover board
MODS!
>>678744628
>the kid who sleeps through half his classes but is in honors and has almost straight As
that was me.
>>678747381
he also got tricked by some girl and her best friend into blowing the gay guy in exchange for the girl blowing him, but she never did and everyone found out. If I was him I would an hero as fast as possible
>>678748283
My school drug dealer was a dweeb who tried to flip mexi trash
>>678741212
>that one kid who punched a teacher
>that one kid who is a dumbass but related to our top student
>that one kid who online dates
>that one kid who fapped the wrong way
>>678748374
Autist
>>678748200
that would mean you're in 9th or 10th grade now, at the most
>>678744628
>the kid who sleeps through half his classes but is in honors and has almost straight As
This is me.
>>678748374
fuck you. Do you know how much I have to struggle to get B's?
>>678748200
UNDERAGE
>>678748200
Hover boards are a new nigger trend, 99% sure you're underage
>>678748168
i know what you're talking about
fuck Michigan
There was 8 kids named Jamal in my graduating class and like 6 tyrones.
>>678747388
Not attending, I am indeed a private investigator, buddy chum. And the school's not the only thing I investigate obviously :T
My classmate in elementary school failed and at a school function ran up to the teacher who failed him grabbed her hair and slammed her face into the gym floor ....guess his skin tone?!
>>678747883
Same but wasn't in the parking lot but in janitors room after school
>>678742414
>that one anon who always shitposted the overused meme tropes
>>678748638
shit skin?
>>678748596
Kk of course. Cool to know
>>678748372
wait theres more
next day he comes in with another one
i just step on it and break it
he is to scared to fight me so his dad asks to give me my parents phone number
be latino
go on my phone and search spanish news radio
give him the number
listen to the father and the news station fighting
kek
>that one weird Vietnamese kid who was pretty quiet
>one day kid apparently took too many meds
>took off his belt and whipped a black kid, calling him a slave
>black kid beat the shit out of him
>mfw
>>678742414
>wore woman's clothing
that's some ballsy shit
>>678748761
just stop already
>that one kid who watched porn on a school computer
Everyone aged 20 or so did that in elementary school. Hell i used to look at naked chicks with some friends when i was 8. Then one day the old ass shit pcs we had froze on some porno and they called our parents. My mom laughed and my dad congratulated me on not being a homo. We kept looking at girls through elementary school. I feel for u OP u had no childhood.
>>678748746
Cornelius is that you?!
>>678748761
>step on the thing people step on to move around on it
>it breaks
Either cheap Chinese knock off, or your lying
Also, underage b8
>>678747381
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>678741212
>That one kid who allways told the teacher to eat his butthole
>that 4 naruto kid combo
>thosr 2 camo kids
>them 3/4 transgenders, one an herod last year
>my school is an even split of white, chaldean, and black. Loads of jews as well. Loads.
>>678741212
> That one kid that lost his face.
> That one kid who broke a table with his back
> That one kid who stabbed me
> That one kid who broke both his legs
> That one kid who stabbed himself with a pencil in class.
> That one kid who's mom was murdered
I don't even live in the ghetto... but thinking back on it my high school was insane...
Looks like bad luck Brian fucked a warthog
>> that one kid who always carries around sonic plushies and she never stops talking about sonic.
>> That one kid who always has his hood up and watches anime in class and screams when talking to someone.
>>678748161
>960x939
>>678748967
I opened up the browser on a school computer once and typed "4" into the address bar to see if anything would drop down. Apparently someone was on /d/ in school at some point.
>>678741212
>That one kid who pulls his pants passed his ass when pissing
>That one fat black kid who showed off and had a ukulele
>>678749003
...
>>678748529
I'm not trying to brag, but idk dude. Some shit comes easier to some. I always had a D in math though.
>>678748967
i posted my kahoot pin on /b/
the teacher is really buthurt jew
sees gasallkikes
starts in rage and checks everykids history
sees names like
ihateniggers
hittlerdidnothingwrong
isisganggang
starts crying
That one kid who got his cock sucked by the teacher in elementary school grade 2 :(
>>678749211
Almost forgot...
> That one kid who was overly and blatantly racist.
>>678749175
>that one kid whose mom was murdered
>that one kid whose dad died in 3rd grade
>that one kid who fucking fell from the top of the ropes to the floor- and missed the mat. I was in his class, it's why the school removed the ropes
>>678749487
What the actual fuck.
>That one kid who hid in the bathroom all day to avoid a chemistry exam in high school
>That one kid sat at the smart kids table but was called a dumb-fuck by everyone
>That one kid who didn't have any friends to hang out with after school so played computer games all day
>That one kid that went to college and almost failed out because never went to class and smoked weed all day
>That one kid that watched porn in college computer lab at 3AM in the morning then puked all over the keyboard
>That one kid that graduated college in 5 years with an engineering degree somehow got a job and doesn't know what the fuck they're doing with their life
my friend's little brother has autism and he constantly screams and tries to literally kill one of my other friends while on the bus, hes in the hospital right now for trying to kill himself. He gets picked on and wants to destroy the world for it.
>>678749501
is this bad
>That kid you fought
>that kid who ran like a ninja
>that one kid who mumbled like a retard
>that one kid who ate lunch in the video lab
>that kid whos face alone made you want to beat their shit in
>the gang of wiggers who get into everyones shit then complain about never being invited to any parties
>that emo kid
>the few people with short man syndrome who always tried to fight everyone
>>678744076
>that kid who were the same beat up shoes
Holy shit I was a huge poorfag and got made fun of my shoes so much. I ended up buying a bolt cutter with whatever money I have salvaged and got some nice shoes I still have them in awesome condition.
http://youtu.be/tmgDTzSOO9M
Seattle public schools fight compilation, most of these kids go to my school
>>678749501
We used to call my black teacher nigger and threat him like an animal. Then i grew up and had him back in grade 10, most awkward year of my life and he was actually so nice. Almost felt bad but i was mostly mad he wad being so nice towards me.
>the one kid who eats fucking paper
>the kid who draws comics in class and slaps kids with his lunch box
>the gay kid who shaves off his eyebrows and all his hair, might I add about 50 pounds over weight
>the two black ghetto kids who are fucking DBZ fanboys and legit have Super Saiyan battles, funniest shit ever
>>678748833
Fuckin kek
>that one kid who wears a fedora and trenchcoat and suit into school and thinks he's cool
>that one kid who went on 4chan in lunchbreak
>that one kid who had huge chin hairs and watched anime all day
>>678749830
kek no never woulve done that
niggas be trippin
some kike goes to diffrent school as me
meet at the bus stop everyday
thinks hes the shit
spits at me becuase im poor
everyday to this day when i see him at the bus stop i jump him and beat the shit out of him
>>678749665
No... it was just crazy. Be sitting in class and hear him scream in the hall.. "NIGGER". Our math teacher was black too... was crazy in that class.
> 1x + 28 = 45 solve for X
> raises his hand
> NIGGER
>that one kid who posts a thread on /b about that one kid in school
>>678749830
Youre giving me school PTSD, m8..
>That one kid that said "I don't like Bernie Sanders because of his Jewish beliefs"
>Angry SJW sitting in-front of him starts crying and yelling at the teacher to take anon to the principals office.
>Gets 2 day suspension
Turns out the SJW is of Jewish decent but everyone in her family was living somewhere safe during the Nazi regime.
Jeez sorry SJW I didn't know you are 82 and lived in Nazi controlled Germany
>>678749925
damn dude hate it when that shit happens
>that one kid who wore baggy as fuck shorts, chunky DC shoes, a monster energy snapback, and a baggy as fuck shirt.
A few years ago back in high school, we had a kid who always read Naruto in class
>he wore the headband
>he wore contacts so his contacts were the eye pattern
>whenever we changed classes he did some shit with his hands and ninja-ran out of the room
>he was white
He eventually wore out of it, but whenever someone so much as mentions Naruto, he flips his shit cause he thinks we're making fun of him
>>678745833
Underrated reply
>>678750391
Nah the worst is TapOut shirts. I gag every time i see one
>>678749976
is that you anon?
>>678748529
Sounds like it sucks to be you, bitch.
Struggle? For a B? Ha!
>>678748374
That's me too, duder
>>678750579
Knew a kid like that, straight As spent his classes sleeping and diners reading comic books... idk how the fuck
>That one kid who stole guns from a sheriff's house
>That one kid who robbed a gas station with a car mirror and came back later to buy cigarettes
>that one kid who pissed in an elevator at the state thespian festival being held in a fancy hotel
>that one kid who stepped in it (me)
>that one kid who late slipped and fell in the bleach that was on the floor to help sanitize? I don't know why exactly, but he was one of my roomates.
>>678750546
You don't know me little cum beggar. Watch as I show up at your front door and force my dick through the door handle, resulting in a broken door handle with my dick sticking through the hole. Then you can't resist my meat and beg me to let you please me. I say no because you look like a human representation of a hickey. Leave the area.
>>678741212
>the kid that never fucking studies but makes straight A's (me)
>that one kid always spouting shit about the republican party and how obama is terrible
>The kid that threatens an old lady teacher (that would be me) with a fucking surgical scapel
>the kid who says he can hack, but is literally worse than a script kiddie
>the kid that actually can hack and fucking destroy your reputation
>the kid that told on everyone for using snapchat in class (I now teach and can tell a slight story about all this)
>Be me
>Be teacher,
>Be really fucking chill, teach life science
>Hard ass religious school makes me teach bs creationism stuff
>the rest of the days were open for the kids to do whatever the fuck they wanted
>Usually, we get kids taking pictures in class, I didnt know this
>This short haired blonde girl tells on everyone that does it
>Honestly I kinda have to punish the kids doing it
>don't agree with short haired girl
> few kids get threats of suspension or expelling
>3 months pass and I try to make her class life a living hell
>cries in class quite often
>rumor spreading that I've heard being said by other students
>rumor - short haired said to her friends "I have a void in my heart and I fill it with tears"
wat do goys
that kid who never had any body hair but some people had a full beard by 16
still no hair
>that one kid who only went to private school so she could get away with like 90+ absences
>>678741212
K but why does /b/ hate trans girls so much? I understand hating emo fags and furfags. But /b/ is incredibly ignorant when it comes to trans people and gay people. Its like they assume all lgbt people want to force america to suck gay dick. Lmao
>>678751015
In my private school absences counted as grade points taken away
>>678750896
If that were to happen, I'd have a pair of scissors ready, think twice faggot
>>678751016
because trans people are mentally ill, you fuckwit.
>>678749543
mother fucking my dad died in 3rd grade who the hell is this
>>678751016
it's because they do. the gay agenda is a thing. more people are gay now than ever before. I could get off to dick if I wanted but I don't because i'm a real man. Fucking faggot.
>>678751192
I am fairly sure 80% of this boards regulars are mentally ill...
>>678751131
apparently not if the parents are on the school board and complain
>>678751373
this make a trap thread come back in a hour and it will most likely still be up
>>678751137
No you wouldn't, your mommy took all of the sharp objects away from you to prevent you cutting yourself again. Get pink eye you little shit. Then walk around with pink eye for the day while people laugh at you because somehow you got disease riddled shit too close to your eyes.
>>678751559
kek
>That one kid who is stalked by phys ed teacher
>That one kid who brought condoms to school
>that one kid who pisses in the sink and soap dispenser
>That one kid who sits behind grill than cuts her hair
>mfw
>>678751477
True. Rich fag at my private school used to get away with absences because his parents donated 2 mil + to the school and built a new building for them.
>That one kid grew up with a single abusive alcoholic mom
>That one kid that started smoking weed at age 12 and moved on to harder shit by age 15
>That one kid that dropped out of high school and hung out all day at junkie's houses shooting dope all day
>That one kid that got caught shoplifting multiple times/drug possession and sent to juvie
>That one kid that tried to come clean and get his life back on track, but can't get a job because of felonies on record
>That one kid that went to MIT and became a theoretical nuclear and particle physicist by age 18
>>678748529
Dude school was never about learning things that was your problem. It was only about giving the teacher what they wanted, once you find that formula out your set
>>678751559
Specific
>>678741212
>the kid that got fucking pink eye in 8th grade
>same kid that tries to fit in with the not cool kids, but are really fucking humble about it
>same kid is spoiled as shit
>same kid threatens teacher consistently
>same kid uses recycled memes that the not cool humble kids used like 5 months before
ah the memories
>>678751559
Kek
Your insult made me laugh, that's fucking sad
Also, I'll fucking bite it off then
>>678744990
I pissed in the giant clay bucket thing everyday in art class, I was a art aide and came in early to make cool shit, but it was hilarious watching people make shit with the piss clay mixture. I had a tea pot auctioned for 5 grand which was nice
>>678751919
Fair enough you won.
>That one kid who thought monster energy hats were ok
>>678751016
>>678751517
It not even just trap threads. Rekt, Fluffy, animal abuse, cp, and more. That shit isn't normal. A normal person would seek counselling for anything remotely close to that.
I mean, don't get me wrong. I am here too. But I have no delusions that my mental state is normal.
>that one kid who always had a reason to cry
>that one kid that was always sleepy as fuck
>that one kid who had great scores and seemed to have a bright future but now he just browses 4chan and smokes weed
>>678744315
>that one kid who didn't do anything and didn't graduate
That was me, I got into college with a perfect ACT score with a full ride but didn't graduate high school lol
>>678752203
>I just fucking realized that episode was about drugs and peer pressure
>fucking life changer
>>678752218
To be fair, nobody here should believe they have a normal mental state, if you do, you should probably leave
>>678750896
Yawn~* i dont have the time to read the paragraph of a try-hard whos still a failure, summarize it for me.
>>678752105
>be in bad highschool
some kid wore that in his senior year
bumped in to me and called me a fucking fag
to his hat off his head and he was follwing me
walked to the bathroom and threw it in the toilet
pushed him and his ass fell in the tiolet
wore the hat anyway and he had a huge stain on his ass
>Those chiggers that wear $600 + pieces of clothing. Don't get dress coded because "they can't understand".
Teacher: "That isn't school dress code Ching"
Ching: "What, I do not understand."
Teacher: "Ching, look" *points to chart on the board of appropriate attire*
Ching: "Huh?"
Teacher: "Never-mind"
>that one kid who can't even read "the"
>>678752281
>that one kid who had great scores and seemed to have a bright future but now he just browses 4chan and smokes weed
pretty much
>>678752507
You could, alternatively say Tl:dr, accompanied by a comiedic picture of the same topic, perhaps a black man dancing in a .gif with Tl;dr underneath him just a thought
>that kid who throws textbooks out window
>that kid who rips out the power cable in tech class
>that kid who pisses in riadotor
>that kid throws glass bottles at reccses
>>678752507
Apparent try hard here.. ok don't undestand that.
Summary:
>Dick in door.
>Dude begs to please me.
>Say no because I don't want a tortilla sucking me off
>Leave the area
>>678748596
Yo i was thinking about getting into being a P.I. but idk how the job is and cant find any reliable info on it. Would you recommend it?
>>678752343
nice lies faggot you can't enroll in college with a highschool degree or a GED
also
>ACT
michiganfag detected
>>678752750
Life story
>That kid who was a literal pedophile who was preying on 10 year olds
>That kid that got tasered by police and lied about a pregnancy
>That kid that was about to shoot up the school whose first target was most likely me.
>>678753031
Ohio and yes you can I already had the scholarship and the acceptance Jr year it didn't matter, now I develop pesticides designed for mammals
>>678752218
Why are trap threads bad?
I like traps who actually look feminine. But i hate hairy gross chode dick dudes wearing stockings and pink panties trying to be cute.
But actual trans girls who are a believable trap are pretty attractive
>>678753144
Dubs, also who wants a green text on the school shooting
>>678753144
That's why I sit with "The Trench-coats" at least once
>>678741212
>that one kid who actually attempted to shoot up the school
>that one kid who everyone thought was going to get killed and actually did
>that one kid who went missing and still hasn't been found
>that one kid who got caught sucking another dudes dick in the boys locker room
>that one kid who fakes being gay to see girls naked
>that one kid who brings a machete into school everyday
>that one kid who was going to be valedictorian but ended up hanging himself
>that one kid who smoked himself into retardation
>that one kid who is stuck 2 generations behind
>>678753329
me
>/b/ me
>try to fart in 7th grade science class
>squeakloudasfuck.wav
>radius of 30 students around me
>panic
>immediately turn around
>look at kud behind me
>join with entire class laughing at him
>That one kid who was forced to buy tampons
>>678747500
fucking fleasers are weird
>>678753280
that's simple code for BRETTY FUGGIN GAAAY
>>678741212
>That one girl who is a faggot
>That one guy who thinks he's smart but really is a dumb ass
>That one guy who gets a girlfriend and thinks he's better than everyone and starts posting relationship memes
>That one guy who finally gets what he deserves
>That one guy who looked down in the showers for a split second and was called gay for the rest of the year
Senior year was fucking weird
>>678752796
>>678752933
>>678752933
Seems legit... carry on.
>>678753280
>why is looking at men pumped up on estrogen wearing female clothing bad
ftfy
if you want something cute and womanly just jerk it to grils faggot.
tldr you're either a bifag or a gay in denial
There are lots that went to my school
>that one kid who is nearing 300 pounds
>only a freshman
>70 percent grease
>Rocks wild Jew fro mullet that he slicks back
>has one friend (tater face)
>wears ratty T shirts with holes in it sometime anime
>watches anime/recites Japanese while walking in halls
>only wears sandals
>we simply call him weeaboo
>sits outside of lunch room and eats in isolation
>moreproofthathesalivinganime.webm
>friends and I scream that we're cumming when he passes table
>never catches on
Kek
>That one guy who can no longer make conversation with his friends so he only shit posts memes to hide his severe depression
>that one kid who was chased down the hall by drug dogs during a locker check because he got to school late
Best friend still, heard him screaming down the hallway, he bad pot on him too and they just made sure he got to class
>>678741212
>that one kid that accidentally shot some girl then offed himself after he called 911
>that one kid that got caught whacking it at school and inspired a short song
>that one mexican kid that was blatantly gay as fuck, but inexplicably married a woman
>that crippled kid i had to help piss in kindergarten
>that same kid i saw tumble down the stairs on the bus next to me
>>678752965
HELL NO
Shit gets disturbing
Had to tell a kid he lost his daddy to a heart attack
> that one kid who got arrested and put into juvenile prison during freshman year for smashing windows while drunk and assaulting an officer
> that one kid who thought it'd be a good idea to break into the school at 2 AM with his brother and break windows and open gas valves in the science rooms
> that one girl who got two abortions during freshman year
I really didn't like my school
>>678752965
>Wants to be private INVESTIGATOR
>can't figure out how to become one
I'm sure you'll be a regular Sherlock holmes
That one kid who browsed 4chan in Gr.8 and just saved funny pictures so he could filter the best of /b/ to his other friends
>that one kid who got away with doing anything he wanted because everyone thought he'd shoot up the school
Had ro be friends with him just to be sure I wouldn't get shot, he's in prison now for raping kids
>>678753144
This is the ballad of Ranger
>>678753415
>Be me sophomore year of highschool, stuck in an autist regular literacy class full of niggers
>Be friends with rich white "Country Kid" bit of a dick but hey he bought me shit and was entertaining he's important later
> Things going swell Niggers too retarded and the teacher halts class to let them catch up
>Considering every class I had was honors this was a nice change of pace
>In comes "Ranger" bit of a loner shit mustache and haircut
>Said he wanted to be an Army Ranger
>Me and Country kid tell him that it's a shit dream
>Country kid goes a little too far
>Ranger mutters something under his breath
Cont.?
>that one kid who you were nice to, because he looked like a school shooter and had guns aswell
>that one kid who always got butthurt over "bullying"
>same kid talked and talked about shit he gets
>those kids you said edgy and racist shit and kekd with
>that one kid who was the only person who wasn't stupid, crazy, or edgy
>that one kid who everyone hated and wanted to punch
>same kid went on and on about roller coasters
>that one kid who had a grudge with the annoying roller coaster kid
>that one kid who fit in with everyone (me)
That one kid who actually bribed the teachers with hundreds of dollars just to let him cheat on a test
late 90s 1998 i think, 7th grade, had this fat moon pie headed mewuk indian piece of shit named james huntoon, tuolumne CA summerville elementary school, mr rundles history class. out on the reservation they rarely had running water or electricty, it was your stereotypical res, tipped over cars in front yards, all the crank and heroin you could ask for, retard indians would only talk to you if you had tabacco to trade, the chief of the tribe was the areas top drug dealer, but was he dumb, my dad would rip him off so bad... good times.... anyways back to james and that day at school, he came in smelling so bad, like he had taken a bath every day for a month in a tub full of rancid piss mixed with stale chips and malt balls and mayo, he sits down and about 5 minutes into the lesson all the kids in class have this look of terror on their faces, Mr. Rundle comes over and ask james to leave the class and makes him sit outside because he smelled so foul, from then on mr rundle would let him come over and take a shower in his house once a week to help lessen the rancid mewuk body odor.... man we fucking ripped that retard mutant mewuk scum to shreds, even the poorest white kids had running water
>that one kid who brought a string of firecrackers on the bus and set them off
>that one kid who fucked his german teacher for a year who you're pretty sure has a baby that's yours
Frau you're still awesome btw lol
>>678752377
SHOO SHOO TRANNY GET OFF MY LAWN
>>678754698
yes
>kid gets bullied for 2 years (because he molested a couple of younger kids and basically got off scott-free) and attempts suicide. twice.
>another guy jacks off in class, blames kid behind him
>one dumb whore that got in her first car accident a day after getting her licence. she also banged like four football players at once in the locker rooms down by the field.
>during track practice
>i walk in on it, i know at least 3 of the group
>naturally, i made em pay me to keep quiet
>still have the $200 i got between all of em
>>678741212
>That one black girl who calls herself "thicc" and thinks she's the realest
>That one kid who is white but acts like a gangster
>That one guy who thinks he's smart but is actually a dumbass
>That one guy who shows up to every party and social event but just hangs in the back and doesn't say anything
>That one girl who says she hangs out with guys because it's "less drama" and constantly post pictures of herself with the dog filter on snapchat
>That one kid who never shows up to class and eventually ends up dropping out junior year
>That one kid who is an emo liberal faggot
>That one girl who dyes her hair a different color every week for attention
>That one guy who's dated every single girl and pretends to be quirky and says he's not like other guys
>That one kid who wears nothing but camo and never brings the right supplies to class
I have a pretty interesting highschool too man
>>678755119
That's the stupidest bribe I've ever heard of I'm calling bullshit, they're scared they triple teamed a girl ? That's like a high school dream fuck
>>678750987
nice meme
>the kid who played yugioh
>that black bitch in pink yoga pants who caused way too much trouble and has truancy issues
>the Asian and Indian kid who took 5 AP classes and got perfect scores on the SAT
>the JROTC kid with a pedo mustache and sunglasses and talked about how great of a President Bush Jr was
>the autistic kid who wore sonic clothing and was obsessed with sonic and vidya
>the fat chubby kid who watched anime on his phone, wore minecraft shirts and wouldn't shut up
>the kid who got arrested when the drug sniffing dog found weed in his locker
>that kid who wore a trench coat and hanged around loud ham planets and other school shooters
>the Mormon kid who is super religious and is in every school play
>the guitar hippie kid who was vegan and carried his guitar to every class
>the rich kid on the lacrosse team who drove a Range Rover, wore a gold watch and had the latest IPhone
>the Mexican kid who could barely speak English
>>678755530
>Ignoring the fact they could get expelled if they
were told on
>>678755031
Green story please..
I always wanted to fuck my German teacher when I was younger..
>>678755530
im a fucking weasel, and like i said, they know me. i made it clear i was gonna get the word out to their family and the school. im no moron, i wouldn't help them brag and tell everyone i knew
>>678753778
>bifag
Lmao
Im a girl. Im Pansexual
(basically bisexual but I also like trans people, non binary people etc.)
So yeah, girls are nice.
But girls with dicks are really nice
>that one kid that always said your name as you passed them in the hallway
>that one kid who raised their hand to ask a question, but told a story instead
>that one kid who reminded the teacher about the homework that nobody else completed
>that one kid who ate in class
>that one kid who asked you for your food during lunch, despite having already eaten an entire lunch
>that one kid that said shit like "rawr means I love you in dinosaur" and "potato" and claimed to be random
>that one kid who wouldn't stop talking to you during class
>that one kid who had to wear headphones because he was dangerous around other kids
>that one kid who called the teacher "Teacher"
>>678756085
people like u belong in the fucking sewer, faggot ass rat
>>678744126
>That one kid who did basically no work but still got really good grades because the teacher liked him
Me right there
>>678756438
i don't disagree with you there, pal
>>678754698
Continue, you large, homosexual individual. I wish to hear the rest of your greentext story, please.
>>678755119
>one dumb whore
post pic
>>678756226
You are literally cancer.
>>678755088
>Didn't know what he said at the time but probably something threatening
>Country kid didn't hear
>Alert flags placed and I become wary of Ranger
>Think of it as retarded and still pick on him
>I was a shit kid
>Days pass he gets more and more annoyed and angry
>Eventually he disappears
>Buzz surrounds the school as there's talks of weapons found on property
>Ranger'sRevenge.jpg
>I knew that it was most likely him
> Use my web of friends and eventually find out it was him
>MFW I would be dead
>MFW I probably deserved it
>>678756226
>pansexual
loool that's just a fancy way to say your a slut that will fuck any human that moves.
also
>girl
>dick
choose one
>>678755353
Sounds generic and boring as fuck tbh fam.
Except the "dog filter." What's that all about?
>>678756226
>(basically bisexual but I also like trans people, non binary people etc.)
So bi...
>>678755911
On my phone so not green texting, could tell she was into me sort of and after I broke up with my girlfriend who she was her soccer coach and I was falling behind she stayed after school with me to help me, she was tiny like 5 feet tall and skinny but had a decent rack and was literally like porn, I was looking down her shirt because raging hormones... and she just pulled her shirt down further and asked if I wanted more or to leave, I said more and she blew me. After that it was mixed lessons and fucking and her talking about her shitty husband who drank to much and could hardly get it up, 10 months later a mini me popped up. Last time I saw her out at a restaurant she had one kid with straight jet black hair and blue eyes like her husband and one with blond hair and really light brown eyes like me, and my nose and when she said this is the youngest remember when I was pregnant your senior year and gave me a weird ass look and said say hi to Ulf which was my german name I picked in class....
>>678749919
Damn these r some gr8 fights m8
>>678751776
/thread
>>678742842
Go on
>That one kid who laughed at his own shitty jokes and thought he was a comedic mastermind
>>678748500
But that's you too, so it's cool
>>678756295
>>that one kid who had to wear headphones because he was dangerous around other kids
How would that be dangerous?
It won't let me post my own thread on mobile, can someone start a failed porn thread???
>>678756926
it's on snapchat, social media. Don't say "tbh" or call me "fam", you cancerous faggot.
Anyone else had a really ugly looking kid and the whole class thought he was disabled?
>>678748200
have fun with your ban mate
>>678757475
>you cancerous faggot
tbh, that's not very nice fam.
smh.
>>678757375
He had to wear headphones because he'd usually hurt kids that talked to him.
>>678757375
Different anon here, but the kid was probably some raging destructive autist who went beserk over certain sounds.
>>678752083
kek nice
>that fat ugly retard that buzzed all of her hair and dyed the last bit at the top and made it look retarded
Her name literally was "Destiny"
>>678757058
And I'm hoping to god they don't get a divorce and I don't have to pay child support. Would totally go out with her because she was cool as fuck like legit had her in Jr high too she taught calculus to people who could and they knew algebra and shit was a waste of time so spent a lot of time with her
>>678741212
>The one kid that would stare at you then quickly look away once you starred back
anyone?
>>678757653
kek
>>678757885
There is always one
