Last thread 404'd so let's continue here. Couple if
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Last thread 404'd so let's continue here. Couple if things before we start...
1. The app is called OKcupid
2. This is not my real profile. The profile is made of images from google. Next time I will use my real profile.
3. Quote the picture if you want to roll for it, otherwise I will not count it.
4. I wait for a reply before posting a number.
Okay then, 5 decides
So lets make this interesting. And show me what caught my eyes in the first place.
Give me your address, I'll be there in an hour
>>678682577
Re roll
literally pineapples
Tits or gtfo
>>678682378
Send tits and I'll deliver the dick like papa johns
>>678682378
Gimme dem tittiez
>>678682378
Show me those tits and I will show u my dick. What do you say ?
>>678682378
tits or it never happened
>>678682378
I'm a faggot who loves getting slapped by rubber dicks. Please come ram a strapon up my ass until it bleeds bb.
>>678682378
me too
Who be deleting comments?
>>678682577
dubs is better than 5
>>678682662
And roll again
>>678682781
Roll
>>678682577
RE ROOOLLLL
>>678682875
great
fucking rip
>>678682378
Can I record it?
Your jaw will be sore after a wrestle with my 9 incher
>>678682378
1 hour my place.. I'll pay for the cab《insert OP adress》also send something naughty to get me warmed up ;)
>>678682875 retard you used the 5
>>678682378
Any nudes baby?
>>678682979
Rollin
I want to destroy your asshole and then watch the surgeon painstakingly try to sew your asshole back to health.
>>678682378
Sexy ;)
>>678682378
Baby im the best dick slapper this side of the mississippi. They don't call me long-rod johnson for nothing
>>678682378
Come on by and I'll happily give it to ya.
>>678682875
Don't let this fag win
>>678682885
Use this guy
>>678682378
Did you know that you could lose 350 Kilocalories by having sex?
>>678682885
>>678682979
Rolling
>>678682979
Roll
>>678683089
Good good
Now guys wait for reply
>>678683040
Rolling
>>678683089
What app is this?
>>678683064
reroll
>>678683089
excellent
>>678683240
read the fucking post retard
>>678683240
Look at the first post, fag
>>678683240
It says in the op comment
>>678683240
myspace
>>678683240
shitimbald
>>678683345
keked
>>678683089
>Did you know that you could lose 350 Kilocalories by having sex?
Name of app?
Another girl in the meantime.
Remember to quote this picture if you wanna roll a number.
2 decides.
>>678683486
bebo
>>678683537
expect 9 inches tonight ;)
>>678683537
Means my dick is expecting to be in you tonight.
>>678683537
I want to wear your cervix like a glove
>>678683537
I have a small dick that what I mean. are you fucking daft?
>>678683537
fuck she thick
>>678683537
It means I'm going to fist your b hole tonight
>>678683537
Fucking Retard
>>678683537
Let's meet and I'm gonna show you what I mean. ;)
>>678683678
roll
>>678683537
I'm going to smoothly insert my penile extremity into you vaginal cavity for the sexual stimulation and pleasure of us both.
>>678683537
I mean my dick is 8 inches.
>>678683624
reroll
>>678683678
kek roll
>>678683537
It's my dick. I mean my dick. Fucking stupid..
>>678683537
"I mean that you're about to get some of this dick"
Rollin
(If she shows pics) show me your other assets too, my future fuckdoll
>>678683537
You know what it means bitch otherwise you wouldnt put :)
>>678683802
Lol winrar
>>678683802
winrar
>>678683802
winrar
>>678683537
>posting their name
>other anon searches her
>tells her she is being trolled
>she gives the anon the profile
>OP gets doxxed
>>678683802
Fuck yeah
>>678683823
roll
>>678683802
Winrar>>678683823
>>678683537
>>678683889
OP said he used fake pix bro
>>678683802
this
>>678683889
>OP gets doxxed
Op has a catfish profile
kek
Lets dox you intead
>>678683802
Winner
>>678683537
I'm kind of a big deal here
>>678683983
oh fuck
I'm looking for filler until the main event arrives.
6 decides.
>>678684001
Way to be a fucking faggot whiteknight
This why you have no friends
>>678684208
I'm gonna fist your b hole
>>678684208
I'll have you saying that all night long.....while I show you my pokemon collection.
>>678684208
If Hagrid shaved, he'd look like you...
>>678684317
roll
>>678684317
Fuckin roll
>>678684208
Call me michael vick cause I'm gonna beat that pussy up like my dog
>>678684267
whats wrong with you getting dox. We still have fun lol
>the city of canada
>>678684317
this
>>678684208
Like you
You can find it a little bit strange but I love to get my armpits licked. I want you to do that.
>>678684208
Ill treat you like I treat my homework: I'll slam you on the table and do you hard all night long!
>>678684317
rolling
>>678684371
this
>>678684317
This
>>678684317
Roooolllll
>>678684208
"your reply is as long as my dick"
>>678684489
Kill youself
>>678683089
Any update on this OP?!
>>678684566
winrar
>>678684566
Keked
Winrar
>>678684208
Holy shit! You are fucking hideous...
>>678684208
Do you want to have sex with me? <3
>>678684566
kek
Would you tonguepunch my fartbox?
>>678684566
Winrar
>>678684566
Well shit, I'm running out of girls. Hopefully someone replies soon.
>>678684843
(That's 5 inches if you're slow)
>>678684843
how do you run out?
cant you change location? or search settings?
just seach asians in the world instead of state or whatever
>>678685005
Thanks for clarifying, fucktard
>>678685059
So..... you're into Asians?
>>678684843
some whiteknights might have shown the girls this thread unfortunately
>>678685059
No, what I meant is that no one is responding. And even if they do it's usually ome or two replies.
4 decides
>>678685297
2.5, hard... wanna see?
>>678685297
wasnt she simplelady or something before?
>>678685259
Yeah, I did think this. Next time I will cross out the names then.
>>678685297
you're just as bad as my sister
>>678685297
"16 inches you aren't getting, bitch"
>>678685297
You're right, the amount of inches doesn't matter since you're getting all hot buttered tonight.
>>678685297
Oh, you would rather 'feel' the exact number of inches? ;)
>>678685297
Good I don't even have a penis, you bigot
>>67868552 this
>>678685297
"So you'll have to guess by the feel"
>>678685534
Damnit, summer already?
>>678685297
I will wreck your pussy just like i wrecked little Tommy
>>678685259
yep, these types of threads will probably go extinct because of the simping on /b/
>speaking of which there was this cool meme that showed 4chan in 2003 vs 4chan now; anyone have it. there was a guy with a paper bag over his head
>>678685534
Wasted.
2 for this girl. Remember to quote the pic.
>>678685733
Timmy*
>>678685297
Ain't that big fat orangutan responding? Ps I wanna see her big titties
>>678685771
No, I'm from Wisconsin you fucking racist.
>>678685771
You're a ladyboy? Sexy
>>678684699
roll
>>678685771
I hope you're not kidding.im into chicks with dicks
>>678685872
winrar
>>678685771
>quote the pic
why?
>>678685771
what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
>>678685872
kek winrar
>>678685961
So he can sort easily
>>678683983
This bitch didn't respond yet?
>>678685961
cuz sometimes there are multiple pictures and conversations going on
>>678685872
winrar
>>678685534
I don't think I'm going to count this one.
8 for her.
>>678686105
good, i like it dry
>>678686105
That's alright I got you to wet me up baby
>>678686105
I was talking about my dick? weather doesn't affect my dick you vapid slut
>>678686105
>her
>an 8
>>678685872
>>678683089
Anyone know this ones username? Gonna try to get nudes. Will post results.
>>678685297
it's 8. now you know.
>>678686105
im goin in dry then
>>678686105
Oh, you doesn't like my opening?
>>678686105
Anybody ever tell you that you resemble John Goodman?
>>678686249
rolling for this
>>678686105
Lucky for you they call my dick Katrina. I make it wet and fuck shit up.
>>678686291
Topkek
>>678686348
Nice.
>>678686348
nice
>>678686249
Roll for that
>>678686475
RerROLL
>>678686348
9 for this cunt
>>678686663
kek
>>678686774
At least cheese can get my dick up.
>>678686774
cant you ate it all
And 7 for this girl
>>678686774
You ate it all, fatty.
>>678686663
Hahaha
>>678686774
Wisconsin not Switzerland, dumbass
>>678686774
Go get molested by your Daddy again. You fucking pierced up cunt.
>>678686774
How about I eat some cheese whiz out of your pussy some time?
>>678686774
Only if it's cottage cheese in your legs.
>>678686774
Can't you ate it all
>>678686913
Rolling for this
>>678686913
This.
>>678686912
Yeah, if we're already talking 'bout touching... ;)
>>678686913
roll
>>678686912
Congrats on getting the joke.
Bitch
>>678687048
>>678686913
>>678686893
it is destiny
>>678686774
roll
I work with what I got and i work it well, can you say the same you fat slut.
>>678687129
Winrar
>>678686912
good deduction sherlock
>>678682378
Op what's this ones user.
>>678687228
Roll
>>678686912
OP tell her this "wow you sure are a genius ;)"
That should show her
>>678686913
>>678686912
Self-deprecation is the act of reprimanding oneself by belittling, undervaluing, or disparaging oneself, or being excessively modest. It can be used in humor and tension release.
>>678687362
this
when will the giant titties reply?
>>678687362
Reroool
>>678686912
im more into self-defecation
8 for her
This might be getting a bit confusing for some people since now there's so many going on at once.
>>678687362
Reroll
>>678687362
Reroll
>>678685771
Wait what?
I'm not slow but what the fuck was that supposed to mean?
>>678687599
"Let's just say I'm the rainclouds to your flood then ;)"
>>678687599
Are you calling yourself a slut? sheesh you dont beat around the bush do you ;)
>>678687599
Does that mean I made your pussy wet?
1, dubs, or trips for her
>>678687721
THIS
>>678687718
Dublin = sounds like Doubling
>>678687823
It does if I fuck you tonight.
>>678687599
Sorry, I thought that was clear. ;)
>>678687823
Its worked a few times. Got a few titty pics.
>>678687823
Tell me, does it? ;)
>>678687823
yeah, it just did
>>678687823
I don't know i've never satisfied a woman in bed, or did you mean the joke?
>>678687823
Let me know tomorrow morning...
>>678688105
Reroll
>>678687823
dansgame
>>678687599
Fuck. I seriously just shit myself
>>678687810
reroll
>>678688018
>>678687349
nice hahaha
>>678688105
Rolllllling
>>678688120
rollin' for guarenteed puss
>>678687599
Since you're a self proclaimed slut how about living up to your name and showing us some tits
>>678687349
Nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>678687362
ROLL lets play her little game now
>>678688281
Winrar
>>678688281
>>678687823
Looks like my ex-wife
>>678687823
lets find out
>>678687228
Rolling
>>678687823
"yes, now show me your tits"
is OP's goal to get pussy by doing this or what
>>678688643
just to mess with sluts
>>678688643
Kinda, but mostly it's for the lulz
I hate chinese cartoons
2 decides
>>678687823
Idk you tell me ;)
>>678682781
roll
>>678688870
why would she even call you a weeb?
>>678688870
"I hate chinese cartoons."
>>678688870
I'm still gonna hit that wea-booty
>>678688870
Yeah that diet's really working for you huh
>>678688870
Great my dick is the same consistency as a coconut.
>>678688870
is there anythingin the profile that says you like anime? or japanese culture? otherwise why the fuck did she call you a weeaboo
>>678688870
You'll still like my meat
>>678688870
Like hell you are. Now come swallow a nice big vegan load of mine.
>>678688870
Yeah, and let me guess you do crossfit too and are a feminist?
>>678689068
reroll
>>678688870
wow I didn't know vegans got fat
>>678688870
That's okay, have I ever told you that you look like christopher poole
>>678689068
kek
>>678689068
roll
>>678689176
Shameless reroll
She wants to continue this fight
2 is still up
>>678689068
roll
>>678689068
Rolling
>>678688870
I've got a skeeter on my Peter knock it off, knock it off.
>>678689068
reroll
>>678689440
this
>>678689502
>>678689068
WHY CANT WE ROLL A 2
>>678689502
Finally, winrar
>>678689381
Whales can be vegan?
>>678689381
tits or GTFO
>>678689381
I want to hate fuck you
>>678689502
winnar
>>678689381
rolling for
>>678689440
>>678689381
You've done goofed now, fat bitch.
>>678689381
If dubs, come on her pic and send a dickpic with that.
>>678689502
>>678689555
Trips wasted. Still checked tho
>>678689555
Aw shiiiet
>>678689381
Army copypasta
>>678689755
kek
>>678689755
/b/ is enjoying this you POTATOE WHORE
Maybe we can get some nudes from this one.
1, dubs, tripa, etc.
>>678690335
how many ping balls can fit in your nunu?
>>678690335
THICK
>>678690335
Not as good as im gonna be giving it to you tonight ;)
>>678690335
why would you want those nudes you faggot
>>678690335
yeah, and you know what else would be good? If you showed us your tits
>>678690467
roll
>>678690335
You must be a rain cloud because you're adding to the accumlation
>>678690467
Roll
>>678690335
You know you'll be wet when it's raining.
>>678690467
Roll
Girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
>>678690335
>>678690477
Wasted
>>678683240
>>678690655
Winnar
Op is oc hero
>>678690467
>>678690900
Double win
