Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki Claimed
I am always lurking here.
>>678659854
kagami claimed
Damn you beat me to thread it... Oh well let mine die.
>claiming yume
mostly lurking today
Once more, with feeling
>>678659505
Been doing alright. Lazy Sunday so far. Might bake some cookies.
Weird, just noticed the first three numbers of all the posts are my area code.
>>678660054
*Thread creation. Damn phone
I'm still gonna need that surgery
MiO claimed
>>678660054
Uh oh.
You made one?
You should just delete it.
>>678660054
Sorry.....
ayy lmao
Hatsuzuki claimed.
>>678660149
Nah, I'll post in it.
>>678660135
lol. yeah i just woke up right now, sounds fun what kinda cookies?
>>678660188
>>678660214
Me it's on like page 8 now... Dying quickly.
>like my husbando.
Badum tis
*cries*
>>678660127
Nice taste in waifu
>Cant help that Syndra is sexy af
>>678660411
>>678659854
Lurkimus Maximus Activate
>>678659481
I like your enthusiasm but you're gonna have to try harder than that for some tuna.
(At least for now)
>>678660312
Welcome, old friend
>>678660312
your waifu wins, no more discussion
>>678660312
Talk to use sometime, 23
>>678660352
Was thinking chocolate chip peanut butter but for a wildly autistic reason. What timezone are you in?
>>678660811
Every fucking time
Alright what's your reason to coming and staying at /waifu/?
I love how great how anons here are real friendly and chill with one another and how there's others with same interest/taste. Best part is the longer you stay, the more you know about some and you can talk for on end about anything. You'll also be surprised that some people might live near you besides being in same timezone. Can't forget that some anons maybe be having a bad day and we're here from them and it'll really make their day
TLDR; I fucking love this 'small' community
>>678660579
so hungry
I mean I suppose I should claim Neo, but it feels too early to give out ice cream...
>>678660866
pretty much
>>678660411
It's gone...
>>678660811
that sounds delicious, nah that's fine, im central time zone, one hour ahead of yours, i actually have been to atlanta a lot
>>678660866
ditto, i like seeing other peoples view on things, life is always different on the outside
>>678660917
You should atleast give out some ''Syndra cream''
>>678660161
Oh shit nigga what happened? You good?
>>678660917
Ice cream?!
>>678660998
I Sudokued it.
RIP thread
>>678660917
Hello Neo. Seems like we're shit out of luck then.
>>678661121
im never eating that ice cream again....
>>678661121
Im not having that again
>>678660866
I like how friendly and chill this place is too
I also don't really have too much to do
>>678660866
Exactly the same reason.
>>678661129
I'm joking
>about the indian stuff
>>678660917
Damn right it is. Icecream when it's only 31degrees outside. Smh.
>>678660866
This x10000000000
>>678660877
H-hey involving others in our little game is cheating.
>>678660866
There's been too much drama and edge lately.
>Everyone tries to cover it up by saying it's satire kek
>>678661121
I added some more anthrax to it to kill them off faster. I wonder how bait-kun is doing. Last I remember he was having hallucinations after eating it.
>>678661129
>Ice cream?!
We give out ice cream pretty much every day. Although I'm claiming earlier than usual and we don't start giving our ice cream for another few hours. You can have some Syndra Cream if you want?
>>678661279
Well, we're always giving out Syndra Cream if you want some of that?
>>678661280
You sure? We've got plenty to give out.
>>678661335
Isn't your husbando de--
If you really want some ice cream, we do have Syndra surprise.
>>678661379
I'm glad I'm not part of this drama.
Claiming amy. Best waifu.
>>678661577
Back and very clean.
>>678661563
what was that about anthrax? no im good, do you have anything other then syndra cream??
>>678661332
Oh...
>>678661563
Ooohhhhh oohhhhh what does Sandra flavor taste like?
>>678661679
>>678661577
>>678661469
>>678661379
Tatsuta claimed.
Did I miss anything?
>inb4 nothing was missed
>>678661379
Hi Juri. How're you doing? Doing anything interesting today?
>>678661563
Hi Neo. Long time, no see. How are you doing?
>>678661801
Salty...I'm guessing
>>678661563
>Syndra suprise
Sounds kinky
>>678661563
>I wonder how bait-kun is doing
Oh im doing great.... just great....
>>678661888
Checked
>>678661875
i'd say tea, and leeks
>>678660866
Because I like to lurk and chill after finishing work at 2am.
>>678661801
Tea and Raisins
>>678661339
>I kek'd hard.
J-just trying to pass the time until we have time t-to... to cook.
>>678661563
Ewww, no, but I might try a malted Syndra with a Spork.
QUESTION OF THE THREAD:
>What's your middle name?
Randy bobandy here.
>>678661961
>>678661379
Meh, just like nearly everything else on this board I just filter out and ignore it.
>>678661563
This reminds me to ask you for ice cream next time, I always forget.
>You've got to watch that girlish figure, mm?
>>678661784
No,nonooo
Your having syndra cream.
>>678661868
Hey Tatsie
>>678662052
Raisin
>>678661868
Hello Tatsie.
Tenryuu ascended to a whole new level of saltiness actually.
I had to call the fire department, the THW and disaster prevention services.
>>678659854
Superior Autism claimed.
Hey'all. :3
>>678662052
ha! everybody flips out when they hear my name so i'll just give a hint
>the red baron's first name
>>678662152
>>678661875
>>678661935
>>678662015
What a weird flavored ice cream
>>678661868
Tatsu, it's great to see you too. I'm working off the last 12 hours of my shift
>What a joy
How are you doing?
>>678662268
>>678662052
meme
>>678661563
Can I have some Syndra surprise?
>>678662305
Hey Rei
>>678662358
So is this a yes?
>>678661935
Tea ice cream is awesome
>>678662392
>>678662052
Memelord
>>678662185
....but what if i don't want it....
>>678661801
Sinedra Cream tastes... Well... I haven't actually tried it myself. I'm allergic to ice cream. Yeah, that's it, nothing to do with the drugs we put in it.
Apparently it tastes like Cosinedra. Whatever that tastes like.
>>678661784
Well, we don't open shop for another few hours, but since you have good taste in waifu, we'll get you some anyway.
> anything other then syndra cream??
Any flavour you want. Toppings are free, too.
>>678661868
> How are you doing?
For once I've actually had a really good 4 days in a row. I'm worried that I'm going to have a week of consecutive bad days to balance it out.
Yourself?
You really didn't miss anything anyway. Some people suggested moving to /trash/ and just general talk about how the community is getting bigger.
>>678661898
Well, try some and find out. You might enjoy it.
>>678661915
>note to self, some patients seem to be immune to the anthrax. Will need to adjust ingredients to ensure 100% death rate.
>>678662049
If you can catch Syndra for me, I'll serve her for you with a spork and all the maltedness you could want.
>>678662174
Little bit of ice cream isn't gonna hurt you too much. Besides, we serve all ice cream in normal or low fat form.
>>678662392
>>678662185
Heh, hear that, Syndra? Somebody wanted some Syndra Cream.
>>678662459
How're you doing?
>>678661563
Yes... I just recently lost my husbando and I am still grieving.
Better make that icecream extra salty.
>>678660866
Oop, went afk there for a minute. I'm not really sure. I'm not the most sociable person so it provides me some opportunity to connect with people on a level I normally wouldn't.
>>678660999
Yoo nice trips. Also yeah? What for? There's really not that much to do here that I can find, but otherwise I don't mind it. The weather's really nice, at least, and I love all the trees. Where are you in central?
>>678661888
Checking more trips
While this thread still has about half its life left in it - what are you listening to right now? Post it up in here. Personally still listening to those chill recorder beats Mugi was laying down.
>>678662500
THERE IS NO NO
>>678662503
>
>>678662541
Im doing fantastic.
What about you?
>>678662666
Satan took my image away. I swear to fuck I did it right this time.
>>678662503
im actually just gonna have some syndra cream, it tastes...really strange, but im always drawn to it...
Alright gang... Gotta go be an adult for a bit and go grocery shopping. See you later!
>>678662676
Doing alright. I wanna take a walk and fall asleep in the woods, but without the .. bad parts of doing so. :3
>>678662503
But what if we're lactose intolerant?
Milinda claim
>sometimes I hate the army... :/
>>678662503
I guess ill have some
>better not be syndras cum or breast milk
>maybe if breast milk
>>678662666
north of you lol, im on the border of tennessee and kentucky
>>678662800
Farewell.
>>678662800
Good luck, friend!
>>678662459
Hold on
>>678662503
Hmmmm sounds suspicious..
Anyone else tried the Sandra ice before?
>>678663004
Ice cream*
>>678662738
>hehehehehehe
i knew you cant resist me
>>678662800
See ya later
>>678662844
Last time i did that i had 5 ticks that had bitten me
ruby not claimed yet?
>>678663004
No but I had Sally ice one time
>>678662738
>>678662880
>>678662676
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
THEY TOOK THE BAIT!
Please note, Neo's Dairy Kingdom is not responsible if you feel any of the following symptons:
Tiredness
Numbness
Total heart failure
Slightly nauseous
Blindness
Loss of hair
Loss of emotions
Death
Lung failure
Soreness
Itchy skin
Rashes
>>678662866
Don't you worry. We serve lactose free ice cream.
>>678663004
Bait-kun has tried Samdra Milk before. A few other people are trying it today.
>>678662587
Ah damn. It sucks losing a waifu.husbando.
What kinda ice cream do you want? We'll give you can extra scoop to make up for it.
>>678663065
i hope nothing weird happens this time...
>>678663067
Now it is!
>>678663065
Same here, ugh.
>tfw exactly 69 mosquito-bites
>>678662866
>lactose intolerant
Then you live a hellish life, one I wish never to experience.
>>678663155
>>678663167
Alright I'll take scoop please!
>>678662185
Hey. Looks like you survived the numerous festivities. Back at your own place again? Also, are you drinking any tea?
>>678662238
Hey Tsuzu. How are you?
Tenryuu did?
>so sad I missed it
>>678662359
Damn! That's a massive shift right there. I hope your underlings doesn't make things too shitty.
I'm doing decent. Recuperating from the dinner I went to yesterday. Sampled 18 different beers, which was a total blast.
>>678662503
Good to hear. I know exactly what you mean when it comes to suspecting a string of terrible days to happen. Let's just hope that life doesn't decide to try and balance the scale by giving you a terrible week.
Got any plans for today?
>moving to /thrash/
>top kek
>>678663167
Her breast milk can cause lung failure?
>damn
I miss Hand-kun :<
>>678663279
i feel good about myself now
>>678663287
Your pity soothes my angry stomach. .thank you kind anon
I need to finish One Punch Man...
>>678659854
dorothy claimed
>>678663430
I'm glad you do, friend!
>>678663287
My dad's been healthy all his life - his team got some stomach disease when he went to India for business and now he can't eat/drink diary products :v Shit sucks yo
>>678663581
Nuh.
Professor Xavier claimed
>>678663380
As tiring as it was im alive.
Right now im drinking some latvian brand ''fruit'' tea because im lazy.
>>678663422
He still lurks around once in awhile
https://youtu.be/1tFXIy7OWos
>>678663637
OIOIOIOIOI THAT'S LEWD!
>>678663706
Glad to hear that, at least.
>>678663757
Good!
>>678663422
Where'd he go...?
>>678663386
Uh... Uh... It was only part of the disclaimer. ignore it. They never mean anything.
>>678663380
> balance the scale by giving you a terrible week.
Mhm, there's not really much life can throw at me that would ruin my week right now.
>touch wood or whatever the saying is.
>Got any plans for today?
It's already 6pm and I have lessons tomorrow. Probably just gonna stay in and raid on WoW a bit. What an eventful life I lead, ey?
Yourself? What time is it where you are?
>>678663379
>only one scoop.
Lemme give you two. My treat.
>>678662503
>>678663167
Hmph, your ingredients don't scare me. I'll be back for one when you open up deary.
>>678663380
Yeah, tonight we'll find out if/how many shitheads can count to 10.
>I guarantee somebody will fuck this up
>18 beers
Shit. That's pretty impressive.. I can't imagine drinking beer, let alone that much. Yeah I bet you would be recuperating after that.
>>678663684
James!
>>678663802
Yay!
>>678663380
Ten got pretty mad about someone making a waifu thread on /a/ and the general shitposting going on often. It's like he reached a new stage of evolution.
I'm just chilling, I guess, cooking on the side, although right now it's mostly about waiting.
Will be gone for a bit shortly.
Hope you are well.
>>678663834
Well, I know we're not officially open, but the ice cream dealing den is. So we could get you some Syndra Cream if you want. Though don't tell the cops we're illegally selling ice cream. Oh, and you need to know the secret password.
>>678663757
Hi Tats. Where have you been?
>>678663637
Why so lewd?
>>678664002
Woah this ice cream business is getting pretty heavy, huh?
this is a girl
>>678663802
Can I have 3 scoops?
>>678663802
so....it happened.....again
>>678664096
Taking a nap, waiting 'till some of this 'drama' blows over.
>>678663794
It's a great album.
https://youtu.be/3ZAPtFRpuu8
>>678664229
Consider yourself lucky
>>678664265
I wasn't here earlier. Shitposting?
>>678663802
>>678663991
Wait. This.... this tastes odd...I like it but don't like it
>>678664002
I might end up like Yume if I have some Syndra Cream.
...I'll just wait for your usual stock.
>I've got some fight money
That good enough for you, mm?
>>678664353
and why's that?
>>678663802
Nothing happened
No symptoms occured
>>678659854
>>678664650
>using japanese words
>>678664443
A form of it, yeah. But mostly me, Ten and CC just being butthurt about the way these have been going these past few weeks/month.
Ananas? Or are you a different Anon than the one I'm thinking about?
>>678664535
what's going on in here?
>>678663834
>>678664265
Since I am seeing two of our music experts here, I got a question
Does anybody know Cerrone?
It kinda blew my mind. I guess he's kinda obscure.
I felt ignorant when hearing about him and listening to his music.
Pretty revolutionary shit.
I like it quite a bit, too.. but you'll have to hear for yourself...
I'm semi afk still, please don't mind if I reply at a later time.
>>678663991
OK, so we're going to need you to report how you feel after eating it. Since it's new and all we just want to make sure that customers have the (positive) desired effects.
>>678664099
We're gonna have to keep it on the down low tho. Cops are trying to bust our asses because they don't approve of our 'controversial' labour tactics or our 'illegal' ingredients in the ice cream.
>>678664212
Wow. Getting greedy there. I mean, sure you can have three scoops. You just need to sign some paperwork to say that anything that happens to you after consumption is your own fault.
>>678664229
>EHAHAHEHEAHEHAEHAHAHAAHEHEHA
>note to self, looks like the heroin we put in it keeps people addicted.
Why don't you fill in a consumer satisfaction form to tell us how you feel after eating the new ice cream.
>>678664485
Feeling dizzy yet? Any itchy body parts?
How's your breathing? Is your heart beating faster than usual.
>>678664517
Yume was born like that, it has nothing to do with the ice cream. Not even we would wish Yume's condition upon somebody. Plus the ice cream we give out here is actually free. We get paid in ad revenue.
>I've got some fight money
I was unaware you competed. Is this like... Tournament fight money or hunting people down and 'fighting' them for their money money?
>>678664551
Mhm, alright. Just keep waiting and make sure you record any symptoms.
>>678664765
Bweakfast.
>>678664924
customer satisfaction form?!
>>678664734
He died I'm pretty sure. I'm essentially the one that's not him. The NEET one if you remember. There are others, but they come and go. Are you guys upset about the crowding and fast 404's?
>>678663706
Nothing bad with being lazy from time to time. As long as it doesn't start to define you as a person.
I'm not one for fruity teas, but I did see a blueberry mix at my local store. Might purchase some and try to mix it with some of my the other ones I have here at home.
>Blueberry vanilla sounds good
>>678663802
>knocking on wood
I'm sure your week will be good.
>lessons tomorrow
Lessons you say? What are you studying?
>raid on WoW
Haven't played that game in a few years. Managed to get out of that swamp a few months after Pandaland was introduced. Are you playing retail or private?
>RIP Nostalrius
>What time is it where you are?
Just over 7 pm. I'm probably just going to try some of this new season's anime.
>>678663834
>tonight we'll find out if/how many shitheads can count to 10.
Make them work for their paycheck. Let them know who's boss.
>I can't imagine drinking beer, let alone that much
Beer is one of my few passions in life. Besides, each sample was only around 10 cl, so I'm not feeling that bad.
>>678663994
>someone making a waifu thread on /a/
These threads should stay here on /b/, if my opinion matters. I've never liked /a/.
>cooking on the side
It's always good to see more people cooking their own food. What are you making?
The Loli song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KdF4MY2luXs
I'm gonna peace out for a couple threads and get some lunch. See you fellas later.
>>678664765
!!!
>>678664924
My body feels like it's hot all over. I want more but my mind says no. Is this normal when trying the Syndra cream? Did any others have the same feeling? I'm having thoughts I shouldn't be having now
>>678665453
Feel you later
>>678664650
>>678664924
Can I just have 2 then?
>>678664886
>music expert
>me
I just love the art nothing more, nothing less. I'm no expert.
I am aware of Mr. Cerrone's existence, he is one of the most influential Disco composers/producers. I don't exactly have a favorable view on some of his early work, but I thought The Golden Touch and Supernature were good.
>>678665273
Just general faggotry. The fast 404's and the overcrowding is just part of the problem, but I really do not want to go over that again.
Claiming Rin.
Some retard is fucking up as usual
im gonna be back in a few
>>678665273
I'm sure if there's an issue with fast 404's, there's a forum without 404s that'll take you. If not, there's hella free forum sites.
>>678665755
JUST
>>678665317
Rouladen, traditional German sunday stuff. lol
>I'm so fucking camp
I use a good amount of ready made products, though, so it's not that much work.
>>678665946
COME TO THE DARKSIDE; COME...
TO ONIONLAND
>>678665946
Redditredditreddit
>>678665317
> new season's anime.
I've been really bad with keeping up on the anime front. I started watching a few this season & last season but dropped every single one of them in favour for older stuff that I haven't watched.
Finished Mirai Nikki in a day and I've moved onto Clannad.
>Haven't played that game in a few years
Good call. Feel free to come back and do some Apexis crystal dailies. They're G R E A T fun. Not lying or anything. It's a shame. I started at the beginning of Wrath and the game was incredible to me. Fresh and fun. Now it's almost a chore. The only reason I still play is because my guild is full of nice people. They're still doing Normal difficulty whilst I'm searching for Mythic. I love those guys though.
>What are you studying?
I'm actually in my last year of 6th form and heading to uni next year for Economics and Politics.
>I'm actually 18 don't worry.
Right now, I'm studying Economics, Philosophy and Maths for my A-Levels. It's pretty alright, I guess. Yourself? Or do you work?
>>678665713
Yeah, yeah. 2 scoops is fine. Enjoy. Try not to die.
>>678665481
That's it. That's it. You're supposed to feel this way. Just keep documenting it.
>>678665140
Y-Yeah... It's to help the business!
>d-don't hurt me.
>>678665955
CUCK
welcome to hell.
>>678666071
I was meaning more like comicvine or spacebattles. A legitimate forum, not unorganized cancer threads.
>>678666100
so....how can i change back, what's the opposite of syndra cream?
>>678665317
>>678663994
Yeah.
Sorry about that i kinda caused it
