Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Haurchefant claimed.
Husbandos are welcomed
Nice save, Haurchefant.
what happened to other thread?
>sachi claimed
The end is nigh.
I think im getting whats going on here.
/waifu/ is being treated like a board, as if it was /b/.
The only issue is it cant be considered as a suitable alternative because there can only be one thread going at once.
we like /waifu/ because we like the concept of an alter ego, another name, another face.
we can be ourselves, but be someone else and thus remain anonymous.
but with only 1 thread we have an image cap, we have limits. we have a tighter, more clustered, crowded community.
if /waifu/ had the ability to have as many threads as any other board, this wouldnt be a problem. we'd be a free range community
its like the regulars want to community to ONLY be around when they are, but the truth is there are other people who want to participate
>>678651197
kek
why is this not in the waifu family image yet
I didnt feel like pushing luck and making another one
>>678651325
Thanks! Didn't know if anyone else was going to make a new one, so fuck the system, right?
How's it been going in casa /waifu/? I haven't been on a lot the past few days.
rip quads
>>678648960
>Mikan? Yes?
Indeed. Mikan Tsumiki, my waifu, who I used to post with.
>although newfags can be pretty annoying
Yeah, I guess that they can be at times. Especially if they meet spammers with hostility. The mandate used to be that we would win them over. A lot of the first spammers eventually became regular patrons.
>I didn't give in
What else could you have done?
I was just wasn't thinking straight.
Zimbabwe
I'm here
>>678651352
A mod got triggered.
Tenryuu claimed
>>678651143
Fuck you
>>678651352
B&
>>678651329
Hello Atago. Run if you can.
>>678651143
your waifu is dead
>>678651698
Is shit going down right now?
>>678651698
Why fuck me? Don't be salty that i saved team /waifu/...
>>678651698
>Run if you can.
What happening?
Have the mods had enough of us?
Maybe we should move to /trash/...
>>678651726
Yes, yes I know. Still mourning the lost ofbmy dearest husbando.
Maybe there will be another Nanamo resurrection??
>>678651921
Officially sp00ked.
>>678651530
There has been a little bit of chaos.
But I think that we'll be alright.
Not everyone will be, though.
How have you been?
>>678651873
Just check the archive for last thread. If it's working, that is.
>>678652052
I doubt it
They gave him a grave and everything.
>>678651603
I'm glad you saved the reply, Mikan.
>and I'm glad I got the name right, otherwise this would have been awkward
I never mind the honest trolls much, as they are often willing to discuss their views in a rational manner, but it's an n unfortunate truth shitposters inevitably harass a thread.. and the amount of attention we received lately was rather inconvenient.
In any case, I didn't mind your complaint.
>>678651463
I don't know, but I would get a good laugh out of seeing it updated.
>>678651603
you cant honestly claim that the new community is the problem. you cant lead me to believe that its their fault for the shit leaking in. guess what, look where you are, shits leaking in from all over.
>>678651698
>>678651873
I agree. Is it the trolls? It's the weekend remember?
>>678651873
Well if the mods are butthurt about us, then they need to be more blastblasted about the 4-6 trap and furfag threads up at any given moment on this board.
Our one thread is not ruining /b/.
>>678652285
we can expect the usual one in about 3 or 4 hours
>>678651921
/trash is scary
>>678651647
Good morning Mugi, how did you sleep?
>>678651832
It's always more or less going down
>>678651845
Making more threads isn't helping.
We must do it like Germany: Fuck the world up, kill ourselves and come back to fuck the world up again. It always works. Or we should cap those threads.
>>678651873
They always don't like us because we make bad content, unlike the high quality of the trap-, YLYL- and furry-threads
>>678651921
I'd rather chop my balls of, let me analy rape by 50 AIDS infested refugees and convert to the Islam before i go to the inofficial Furry board and MLP 2.0. /trash/ is like /b/ 2.0, but more cancerous.
>>678652142
I've been doing well, came into some money i wasn't expecting this weekend so I'm feeling alot better about the next month or so.
How have you been?
>>678652200
Shush!!! It might happen.
Forever in mourning.
>>678652551
It is, but at least it would keep away the trolls. I think.
How's everybody doing this morning?
>>678652581
I'd rather chop my balls of, let me analy rape by 50 AIDS infested refugees and convert to the Islam before i go to the inofficial Furry board and MLP 2.0. /trash/ is like /b/ 2.0, but more cancerous.
SAVAGE
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>>678652516
Kids. Gotta love them right? How'd everybody sleep? How's my euro bros doing?
>>678652551
Pretty meh
I decided to sleep on the couch for some reason and I kept getting woken up by one of my dogs. He kept licking himself but it was loud as hell. Then he kept whining and at that point I just wasn't sleeping
*vwoop*PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>678652690
I dont think so. That place is a breedong ground for autism. Just woke up, so not sure. How are you?
>>678651197
This is posted in here so frequently. Are they one of us yet?
>>678652581
Whelp unless they b& me, I'm not stopping. They can go shit their diapers at the trap threads and zootopia threads that seem to be in abundance recently.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>678652758
Slept pretty good but had a weird dream involving this girl I've got a crush on telling me she likes chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies. You?
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*carrier lost*
>>678652970
Here comes the autistic spammer.
>>678652896
for a fur picture, it's actually not that bad at all
>>678652758
How do you Euro Bros feel about the refugee situation? I haven't been able to talk to someone who's directly affected.
>>678652794
I'm sorry. I know how you feel. It sounds like my dog is a fucking washing machine when he eats out his butthole. Like he eats ass. He eats the whole ass.
>>678652719
what
what was savage about that
are you guys retarded
>>678652581
I feel like getting sandblasted with salt.
Can you please go back to Super Saiyan 2 form?
>>678652893
I know it is but they might just ignore us. I'm not saying it's an ideal solution...
>>678652896
If we let in a hand, I'd say they could be, but they don't actually contribute.
>>678653174
Don't say shit like that.
>>678653201
No
>>678652869
>>678652922
>>678652970
>>678653034
Welcome tiny picture anon!
>>678653268
>>678653264
I guess we don't know. Still, let's not worry about it until it's an inevitability.
>>678652596
Hey, I'm glad to hear that. Never enough money, right?
I haven't been well, but I don't like talking about that in these threads. It's still morning over here, so I have plenty of time to write some more.
>probably going to lurk after this post
>>678653033
If I keep sleeping in at 3 after every thread, I'mma fuck myself over badly. But it's good since my body seems to be used to 6hours sleep
>>678653181
American m8. Just woke up and came to thread and see some massive shit about trolls and spammers. Wish they spam like this in the trap threads
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>678653181
"I eat ass. I eat the whole ass."
I also have this half blind dog that barks at every fucking car that goes down the street
She's not a loud doc or anything but she'll keep barking for like 5 minutes at a time if you don't call her name
>>678653292
do you think it's an image of horrible technical quality? all of your images are, for more or less, basic sketches.
>>678653514
Good job sir you have run out of threads.
>>678653498
*hugs*
You hang in there okay? And get some hot cocoa!
>>678653514
>not fapping to loli
>>678653599
They will pop up soon enough.
>>678653264
I think they want to post their one-and-only waifu, and that's it. Loyalty is a good thing, I suppose.
>>678653517
They usually do I think. Well how do you feel about it? Some scary shit.
>>678653556
That sucks. I don't know how people do multiple dogs. Mine is well over the limit of acceptable autism on his own. I prefer cats.
>>678653599
Bazinga
>>678653575
I don't mean to say you're strictly wrong or whatever.
Just nothing anybody wants to hear itt.
>inb4 Moo
>>678653987
>i am sheldon hear me rawr
>>678654061
>bogangles
>>678653987
>implying cats aren't autistic.
Come meet my cat, he's a complete autism.
Morning friends. Claiming sun waifu for the day
>>678653987
I've always liked dogs much better. Cats just kinda seem like assholes to me. That said, I have one dog ad he's 15 years old so he's probably a little more docile than most.
>>678653774
That's true. We always do advocate for only one waifu.
>>678654288
Waifu claim is for life my dear
So what's everyone doing to be productive today?
>>678653987
Cats >>>>>>> dogs imo
SURE you have to buy the litter box and the litter but with dogs you have to either take them out or have the risk of them shitting on the floor
Cats aren't loud and as stupid either
>>678654288
>>678654286
Literally him
>>678651197
Those are some cute paws.
>>678654392
Yeah but to keep her out of other men's dirty hands, it's best to renew the claim everyday.
Also, history thesis paper
>>678653987
Feel about the thread and it's spammers/shit posters? We're not harassing other boards. We're not as cancerous as the zootopia threads eother. They might get like a new thread up every 10-15 min after image limit reached
>>678654392
Lazy Sunday. Don't know what to do really. anyone got suggestions?
>>678654513
Syndra please, that's lewd
>>678654456
>cats arent loud
That will depend on the cat, when i was working my cat got used to always wake me up at the same hour and if i didnt leave the bed he would keep jumping on me, meowing and purring until i got up.
Then theres this cat my friend has who NEVER shuts the fuck up, i've seen him meowing for 2 hours for no reason.
Still cats >>>> dogs.
>>678654698
Sorry
>>678651329
>>678651352
>>678651355
>>678651552
>>678651609
>>678652794
Good morning, friends
>>678654513
>>678654456
See, that's exactly why I can't have a cat. I refuse to own something that actively shits in my house. That's a privilege reserved for me.
>>678654574
Nice. What's the thesis?
>>678654628
Well, I might wind up baking some cookies and I'll probably go for a run, but otherwise I'm not sure.
>>678654768
Nyanpasu~
>>678654513
And i though my fetishes were weird.
>>678654768
This is the /a/ host, by the way.
>>678651143
My waifu set beside my desktop on a tablet with one of these
http://TX2YlzfH.kckb.st
>>678654528
Awww your dog is MtF transgendered! Don't judge her on her lifestyle choices! She is beautiful as a blonde!
At least she isn't like my retarded cat.
>>678654528
Don't let the furfags see this.
>>678654933
GET THE STICKS AND A TORCH
>>678654768
yo :^)
>>678655115
>>678654392
It really depends on the animal. I just prefer how independent most cats are. Don't get me wrong I love dogs, but they're annoying sometimes.
>>678654456
Absolute truth
>>678654628
I meant the refugee situation but I agree. Fuck fur/loli/trap fags.
>>678654748
Well by loud I meant actually loud
But yeah I get what you're saying. I have one cat that crawls on top of me every night and just wants me to pet her for like an hour straight. Then I have another one that's just REALLY vocal.
One actually meows and one chirps and it's weird
>>678651197
At this point, I'm pretty sure all he wants is his place in the family picture, lol.
>>678654933
I know im the /a/ host
>>678655249
>I have one cat that crawls on top of me every night and just wants me to pet her for like an hour straight. Then I have another one that's just REALLY vocal.
Are you me?
>>678655476
I could be
>>678655145
Zhe is very brave. Also check your privelge shitlord.
>>678655157
I fap to it all the time.
>>678655157
So much new Tsuzu art <3
>>678655249
kek. And yea i get you too, dogs can be really loud and it grinds my gears when im walking at night and everytime i go nearby a house with dogs, the dogs will flip their shit.
I feel a bit sorry for the dog owners themselves.
>>678654768
hey
>>678655538
>>678655186
Once lolifag, always lolifag. I don't actually go in those threads, though, I just get shit off of gelbooru.
Man, what's up with all the dog haters around here? Y'all need to meet some better dogs. I'd take a picture of mine but he's curled up inside a blanket.
>>678654879
Exposing the internal causes of the crusades.
Dues vult shit basically
>>678652869
>>678652922
>>678652970
>>678653034
lol
>>678651609
What anime is this?
>>678655565
>uses correct pronouns
>compliments on hairstyle choice.
>shitlord
U fuggin wot m8
Reading K-ON manga
Hows your day /waifu/?
>Miochan
>>678654879
Eh might as well study for ASVAB
>>678655186
Oh. Lol shit well if they're actually trying to contribute to society like how Mexicans come over to the US and do jobs, help family and so on, I don't see the problem. Just hope they're not bumming around
>>678654760
Don't worry syndra, i still love u <3
>>678655928
Itasaki Zi Potiolaé II
>>678655928
Watamote. No matter how I look at it, it's your fault I'm not popular. Manga is better.
>>678655931
Great. Now Zhe's crying. Just because you think she looks like a girl or whatever. Think twice before you speak fucking misogynistic Hitler pigman.
>>678654768
Kill yourself newfag
>Usual lurking
>Usual drama and shitposting
>hurr hurr don't break da rules
Seems like I've missed nothing.
>>678656055
Atleast leave something for Yume
>>678655942
Its alright. Nothing special really. You?
>>678656249
Yup. Shouldn't kids be in church with their parents and not shit post at the moment?
>>678656248
Im actually an oldfag
>was here when cheese pizza was very common
>>678651197
What a cutie. Most of what is posted so far is pretty much young girls with no skills or life experience.
>>678656249
About right
>>678656392
She gets nothing.
>>678656451
>saves thumbnails
>oldfag
O i am laffing
>>678655796
I never understood the attraction to children. To each his own I suppose.
>>678656029
They're raping people a lot. "Sexual emergencies" they call it. I agree with you but they have no skills as a majority after a life of Allah and Jihaad
>>678656232
>MFW you aren't even using the right pronouns for me.
>tumblrinas... Not even once...
>>678656029
Studying for ASVAB lol. What a fucking joke. Got a 99 on that thing with no effort. What branch are you going into?
>>678656532
For me it's not actually kids. I'm not an irl pedo. It's just that I find something cute and innocent in them and I'm attracted to that.
>>678656478
>has musical talents
>girl with no skills
>>678656651
Fuck forgot picture
>>678656478
Dont judge by the appearance, that young girl might have lived longer than you.
>>678656517
Stop trying to cover it Syndra, we all know buried deep in your heart you only got love for Yume.
>>678656672
Extremely elementary music talents, at best.
>>678656532
Can't help but see the good first
>>678656696
Thought we talked about this with kagami
>>678656450
At time of writing, churchfags should be getting out after the morning sermon, usually 8-12pm
>But we all know how rebellious children are
>I've got another 12 hours of work
>>678656517
Well, at least you're still as chill as ever, good to see. How goes it?
>>678656392
Yume has to earn my love
>>678656771
Alright, if we're talking magic and allow extremely long lifespans or other powers, that's pretty goofy.
alright back
>>678656810
Got your musical talents right here
>>678657258
*dooting intensifies*
>>678657010
Hallo friend ^3^
>>678657258
Her blowing skills are amazing.
>>678656771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1avWJELB9Ek
>>678656937
Just got to my apartment, setting everything up and making some tea, what about you?
>>678656982
She.gets.nothing.
>>678657332
>>678657348
sick new memes pals!
>>678656810
>elementary
Hah you're funny
>>678657332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGm_lCNbEdc
>>678657337
yo
>>678657348
3funny5me
>>678657577
It's all simple, 4/4 melodies.
>>678657475
Don't worry syndra, all my love for u.
Tomoko is pretty cool too
>>678657258
https://youtu.be/SIYvkGJHr08?t=17s
Kanu Unchou claimed
QUESTION OF THE THREAD:
What is your preference:
>1.warm tuna
>2.room temperature tuna
>3.cold tuna
>4.for some ungodly reason I don't like tuna
Room temperature for me.
>>678651197
She is a dog, but looks a lot less loud and obnoxious that most things in here so far. Plus, she will give you alcohol whenever you wanted.
>>678657793
4
>>678657258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCPj4JPbKtA
You're nuts, friend. Was that a pun post, or are you actually being serious?
>>678657793
5 - never had tuna
>>678657706
It doesnt have to be some complicated 75/80 melody with syncopated rhythm
>>678657793
4. I'll eat almost anything but tuna's not really my favorite. It's just a little bland. That said, I've got anosmia so maybe that fucks with my taste. I wouldn't really know.
>>678658004
I am always serious when it comes to high quality recorder tunes.
>>678658065
Fucking forget image every time.
>>678657980
>>678658013
There's no way.
>>678657793
I dont like fish
>>678657793
6. im not a fan of tuna, but ill eat it.
>>678657980
>1/10
What a shame
>>678658013
>-3.14/10
Mugi literally what the fuck.
>>678658065
>2/10
I'm sorry for your loss but it's not really your fault.
What the fuck guys.
>>678657475
I'm just here at work dicking around for another 12 hours making sure my associates don't fuck up.
>>678658294
>>678658166
Once, at my nans house about 20 years ago, I bit into a sandwich thinking it was peanut butter.
It was tuna. I can still feel the taste of betrayal today.
Never again
>>678658354
Are you me ?
>>678657793
7. cooked tuna steak
Cuz i like to feel like im rich even tho im not.
>>678658403
>>678658173
Lol
>your waifu
Good morning guys!
>the indians haven't killed me yet
>>678651143
Kiriha claimed
>>678658164
>high quality recorder tunes
I got you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM
>>678658169
>0.23/10
Fish is top tier what is wrong with you.
>>678658173
>;-;/10
Why is everyone so apathetic about tuna on here? I thought you guys were my friends.
>>678658475
>6.89/10
Brettygud. Finally someone has good taste.
>>678658561
What did you expect, it was vegan
>>678658683
I don't get that many chances of eating tuna or fish in general
>>678658597
It was only a matter of time.
>>678651143
kagami claimed
>>678658757
Why not Syndrisha?
>>678657793
Probably 2. Tuna straight from the tin.
>>678658466
Possibly.
>>678658905
Hell yeah 10/10
>>678658561
Fucking Hindus
With their infinite lives
>glad you're alive
>>678658757
I don't know what I expected.
>>678657793
2, I guess
>>678658893
Hi Kagami
>>678658893
Mornin' Kagami. What are you up to today?
>>678658597
Thanks for them tunes Mugi.
>>678658893
Hey Kagami
>>678658899
Im too busy buying useless shit.
>>678659101
ayy no problem mang
>>678657793
4
>>678658893
Hallo Kagami
Are you handling the next thread, Haurchefant?
>>678657793
1 obviously
I LOVE TUNA
Right, Homura?
>>678658475
I want a tuna steak right now...
>>678659092
good morning!
>>678659101
hi renge,how have you been?
>>678659265
hello syndra, peppermint tea???
>>678659409
hi! how do you do?
>>678659347
I'm so sorry
>>678659265
Like tea?
>>678659092
Hell yes
>>678658893
Good morning fram
>>678657010
Yo mugi!
>>678657793
2. Never had tuna that wasnt out of a can before
>>678658013
I dun belive it
>>678657793
4
>kagami anon
>>678659481
I was waiting for you to do that.
>>678659505
Wrong.
>>678659539
>tea
>useless
pick one.
And no, i usually get tea for free because i gather it myself.
{Syndraanon}
I'm taking a shower, can someone claim for me pls?
>tomoko
baking
>>678659680
damnit....
>>678659623
Sorry to keep you waiting. I was preparing dinner - which unfortunately did not include any tuna.
But I am pretty hungry...
- tsuzu
>>678659539
>calling tea useless.
Take that back.
>neo
>>678651197
Oh my, you are beautiful.
