Waifu thread. Deus Vult edition 2.22
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>Insult Canada
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>678630761
mandatory cc claim
>>678630682
good, good.
have u killed the french yet?
>>678630761
still here
Still here
>Ryuko claim
Miho claimed
I feel sleepy
Shinoa claimed
>>678630968
I didnt pick that pic....
Rory claimed.
Probably going to regret the data charges edition
Still here
>>678630654
The only ones I have are affected by the spam filter, which sucks, but hey most of it is pretty old.
>>678630935
>filename
>image
I keked
>>678630858
Nah they ran away, also welcome back.
>>678630877
>>678630917
>>678630935
>>678630938
>>678630968
>>678631001
>>678631012
>>678631055
>>678631064
The ride never ends, also welcome back.
>>678631030
That's what they all say.
>>678631064
thats good
how many pics u got?
Y'all mother fuckers are weird.
>>678630761
>>678631177
Hello there anon.
>>678631127
Ah Tomoko. Still trying for the smug squad?
>>678631166
>>678631177
double dubs
oshit
Glory Turkish waifu claimed
>>678631129
do you have any idea where they might of went?
if so, hunt them down.
also, thanks
>>678631249
Sup deus, you a regular here?
>>678631261
>doubting desu
Heresy.
>>678631158
Only 40, but im searching for more.
>>678631166
Thanks
>>678631308
I think they surrendered to the sandniggers, not sure though.
>>678631309
I was at one point, then I faded into obscurity.
>>678631397
You're welcome.
Claimed.
The is sun rising, it's been a crazy, but good night. I'll go to sleep. All of you take care, take it easy.
>>678631397
see if there is a twitter that is dedicated to posting pics of her
i got one
@ccreayus
took me a while to find so dont feel bad if u cant find straight away
>>678631488
Night "buzzing sounds"
>>678631452
Oh i see.
>>678631001
Excited for upcoming Syndra changes?
>>678631452
kill them all, burn their buildings down. its all in the name of god as they dont believe our god exists
>>678631488
Night anon, sleep warm and well.
>>678631570
Anon pls.
>>678631610
The Pope would probably excommunicate me again if I killed the French, he is a fucking dick.
>>678631261
I will get in one day
>>678631261
Tho I do recall about the Smug squad.
That or have schizophrenia.
I'll hedge that bet.
Pic related.
>>678631570
<3
The kuuderest kuudere has arrived.
>>678631684
why dont you become pope?
your righteous aren't you
popali! popali cyki!
>>678631621
>>678631606
I dont play enogh anymore to care
>>678631799
>>678631854
Hi there anons.
>>678631816
I would but the current Pope refuses to die, fucker survived my assassination attempts.
>>678631750
"buzzing intensifies"
Stop playing with the remote <3
>>678631854
Most OP weapon in the show.
>>678631703
Smug squad. Only the smuggest of smug can get in.
>>678631687
Youll get in one day.
>>678631958
dw
he's got another 5 years at best
(considering the shorter life span of everyone)
>>678632050
wait
does that mean im already in?
im smug without trying
>>678631930
That's just beautiful, thank you Anon.
>>678632083
So five more years? well I can wait.
>>678631938
Sadness. I still find league pretty fun.
>However some of the new shit they do is pretty ridiculous.
>>678631961
[cicadas intensifies]
>>678631977
You fucking know it.
>>678631958
How fare thee, sir knight?
>>678632032
Ayo bunny, how're you?
>>678632050
This mean I'm in?
>>678632206
I speak modern English not middle English.
>>678632050
Oh I figured that much.
I was inferring that you implied samefaggotry was afoot.
if you see these post times tho
>>678631687
>>678631703
Case closed.
>>678632145
wont be long
though, i think you should hit the books and make sure that you become the next pope
>>678632316
I have been trying since 1066 AD, they just don't want to pick me for some reason.
>>678632206 I got some pasta for that.
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
>>678632205
Oh yes <3
>>678632388
your dubs confirm your efforts
they dont want you to be pope, they are going against our lord, kill them
>>678632271
Sorry, I didn't mean to offend.
>>678632424
What.
>>678632523
>>678631958
Long time no see man. Speaking of assassinations were you ever targeted by the Assassins Creed?
>>678632170
I still couldnt get over the fact that you can't have unlimited wards anymore.
>>678632138
>>678632144
>>678632050
Feels good to start the day off with some smug.
>>678632424
Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.
>>678632427
I have to go do some stuff. You should get some sleep as well love. <3
>>678632523
Thought you were deus
and that comic reminded me of
>>678632388
feel free to mod this pasta
>>678632424
>>678632516
I have been doing that for the past eight hundred and forty seven years, they still haven't learned.
>>678632523
It's fine, also I don't think that can count as offensive.
>>678632643
Still not lewd.
>>678632655
>Speaking of assassinations were you ever targeted by the Assassins Creed?
Those cucks tried but failed every time.
>>678632206
Lol 10/10 comic. Would have liked to actually see that. I was excited for the show to become more serious/violent
>RIP Yang's arm
And then they announce RWBY chibi :c
Well Anons I have to get going, you can't live on crusading apparently, have a nice day and see you later.
>>678632803
tbh Yang was my favorite character. I really hope she doesn't go edge master.
>>678632669
Thanks for the well done pasta.
I've been noteing possibles for desuing.
Goodnight
~desu
>>678632669
Hope you have a good day love <3
"looks at your butt as you leave"
>>678632799
then teach them
>Gorillaz intensify's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DonHa4pySsM
>>678632905
I dont know why but i found this pic hilarious.
>>678632803
Yang was disarmed.
>>678632887
oh, cya mighty templar
>>678632993
Because you know you wan't it doll.
~desu
>>678633052
>>678632655
Yeah. What really makes me cry is no more mana pots :'c
>>678632904
I want her to get a cool robo arm. Something close to Megaman.
>>678633052
And now Blake is MIA
>Blake is my favorite girl
>>678633446
yang number 1
>>678633446
Penny is my Second favorite, I guess you can tell who my first is.
>>678633446
They are gone? Wtf? Im disconected from the meta by a few years but i remember mana pots being pretty much necessary to lane as some champs.
>Senketsu tears could solve thirst in africa.
>>678632989
Gorillaz <3
wow, I tought you are dead, sugar
>>678633695
gorillaz is always good
so is system of a down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV7nXnnWELo
>>678633695
Yep mana pots went out at the start of S6. I'm no longer bothered by it anyways. Even though Champs I play rely on mana. I don't care much because once I've used it up job's mostly done. For what it's worth you should get back into it.
Goodnight anons.
GOing to bed. Tired as fuck
>>678633883
Metal is a genre that barely attracts me but i always liked soad songs. Thats how good they are :p
>>678633947
I do miss league and i kinda want a break from WoW, but the last few times i tried to play it i got bored before 1 game ended.
On the other hand i refuse to try a faster paced moba cuz i dont want to go through the learning process of a moba again...
>>678634241
>>678634280
Sleep tight o/
>>678633519
Naw dude. Her memes are shit.
>>678633674
RIP penny as well
>I guess she can just get rebuilt
>>678633695
Yeah. It really sucks if you use a mana hungry champ. They did add an items that gives both health and mana on use (its like a pot with charges that refill when you step in fountain) and a nice DOT on your abilities while using a charge.
>A Doran's ring with HP pots will always be better option though.
>>678633947
main Yasuo. The mana pots being removed really shafted me
>>678634398
>WoW
I'll wait here for you to grow up and starty playing Eve.
>>678634481
I want her to come back as a Dreadnought, Imagine her tearing into grimm and bad guys with all the ferocity of the emprah.
>>678634398
that's because soad dabbles in some rock in basicly every song.
whats your favourite genre?
who is addicted to sweets here?
>>678634785
Hard to say a favourite since i listen to a lot of different crap, i enjoy Garage a lot but there arent many big producers.
I will listen to anything from classical music to rap, trance to dnb, rock to jazz.
>>678634566
I've been further from trying it, is it always f2p or how does it work?
>>678630761
ما اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف القول عن لي، وكنت قليلا الكلبة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في قوات البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية ضد القاعدة، ولدي أكثر من 300 يقتل المؤكدة. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا قناص كبار في القوات المسلحة الأميركية بأكملها. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. وسوف يمسح لك اللعنة خارج بدقة أمثال الذي لم يسبق له مثيل من قبل على هذه الأرض، بمناسبة كلامي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من هذا القرف قائلا لي عبر الإنترنت؟ فكر مرة أخرى، مقيت. ونحن نتكلم أنا على الاتصال بي شبكة سرية من الجواسيس عبر الولايات المتحدة وبروتوكول الإنترنت الخاص بك يتم تتبعها الآن لذلك كنت أفضل إعداد للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وهذا فقط مع يدي عارية. لست فقط تدربت على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من قوات مشاة البحرية الأمريكية وسوف تستخدم لمداه الكامل للقضاء مؤخرتك بائسة من على وجه القارة، لكم قليلا القرف. إلا إذا كنت يمكن أن يعرف ما القصاص ير مقدس كان لديك القليل "ذكية" للتعليق على وشك اسقا
>>678635039
lolipops
>>678635126
lol why is it in arabic
>>678635085
jazz huh
u like amy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=namFjcOgHSE
>>678634398
Just play some of the newer champs. They are getting pretty "creative" with their kits.
>>678634565
>main Yasuo
Fack you!
>>678634566
Hell yeah. Needs a scene where she's fully enrage and rekts a giant grimm
>>678635126
lazy pasta is lazy pasta.
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
At least change it to make it relevant.
>>678635039
maoam
if chocolate counts, chocolate
just anything other than lickerish sweet wise, put it in my mouth
>>678632032
>>678632144
>>678632138
>>678632230
>>678632655
>being this late
Smug squad assemble!
>>678635234
Best pattern but not the best color.
>>678635306
Can you not like her?
>>678635039
Im more of a salt guy.
>>678635463
>not thinking its the best color
>>678634565
>main Yasuo
fk you 2!
Its not like he is super strong but i was already tilted and thought his kit was too similiar to my main (Irelia).
>>678635320
I should check it out. I do miss some of the older champs, playing LeBlanc was a blast, too bad they changed her and made most of her damage come from W instead of Q.
>>678635438
Always ready for some smug.
>>678635541
>not agreeing pink panties are the best
>>678635438
Desu reporting in
[spoiler]falsely[/spoiler]
>>678635755
>thinking pink panties are best
>>678635438
its time for smuggies (wtf are are smuggies)
>>678635463
idk, is it possible?
(only time i listen to proud black people is in jazz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfJRX-8SXOs
>>678630761
what she wants is a
>>678636019
big meaty cock
>>678635320
i know im cancer
>>678635831
Best panties are no panties
>>678635085
Pay to play. gameplay is essentially "here's a spaceship, fuck you:"
There's little to no tutorial, and absolutely no p2w.
This is a game that will anally destroy you and come back for seconds.
>>678635320
Please make it happen.
>>678635831
Ok, blue looks pretty good, i will give you that.
>but its not the best
>>678635950
That CC smile reminded me of Lelouch's... he was pretty much the smug king.
>idk, is it possible?
Not for me at least.
>(only time i listen to proud black people is in jazz)
Then i assume rap is not your thing, there is plenty of them there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFUDrK9GLaQ
>>678636176
Thats not pure.
Hatsuzuki claimed.
>>678635755
<3 Hello sweetheart.
>>678635039
I've forsworn that stuff.
>>678636176
Sounds fishy.
>>678635039
This is a great album. Thanks.
https://youtu.be/sQidzKOrj10
>>678636176
got that right
>>678636487
Good morning cutie. Are you getting any new cake soon or PMMM is enough for you for a while?
>>678636466
yea... i tend to avoid rap
>captcha 420
>irony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd1-HM234DE
>>678636427
That sounds brutal (kinda how i like it).
But if its p2p i wont be able to get into it.
Playing WoW:wotlk on pservers for a few years, not just because of the money but i also like the fast paced pvp of this expansion.
>why should i pay to play an expansion i dont enjoy as much?
>>678635755
LB is still pretty crazy. QRW is pretty much an instakill.
>>678636175
At least you don't play Fizz. Right?
>>678636427
I will do my best.
>>678637019
i main fizz
>>678636578
no problem dude
>>678637019
ha ha if i ever do that just firing squad me at dawn
>>678637072
ahem
>>678637072
disgusting trash
I play fizz just to piss people off nonetheless.
>>678636578
+I'm glad you're enjoying it.
>>678636846
I used to dislike it too but rap culture in my country is quite strong, when i gave it a try i realized it can be really good (literally poetry in music).
Ofc there will always be a million rap songs about living the thug life with generic drugs, arms, sex videoclips.
That song tho <3
Listening to it while relaxing makes me feel like my life is perfectly fine and theres nothing wrong with it... For a while.
Im also assuming EDM isnt really your thing?
>>678636956
It's brutal, cruel, and grindy/scammy.
>>678637019
Just don't lose your way, if anything.
>>678636793
I might watch Ergo Proxy next, or do you have a better idea?
Seems only fair after I made you watch a show.
Kinda busy with music right now.
I tried to think of a song for you, or about us, or whatever something of the sort.
It could be an interesting thread question, too
>post a song for you're waifu, for you and your waifu, or one you'd like your waifu to sing to you
Something of that sort.
I'm kinda curious what people like in that regard. :o
>whelp
youtu.be/c53l7yVXdYw
>>678637072
You monster.
>>678637345
I hope Yang doesn't lose her way as well.
>>678637113
Looks like we gotta line up for this guy first.
>>678637077
>>678637264
Tonight and the Intro is kinda meh, but other than that most of the stuff here is gold.
It might have been my album of the year if I had heard back in 2014.
>>678637317
edm is something i have never looked into
i guess cyberpunkers could count as edm but i only like them because my roomate got me addicted (i only started liking them after 3 years of him non-stop listening to them)
if you think you could change my mind about rap, go ahead. im always open for a change
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__OSyznVDOY
>>678637545
i never did catch your main
>>678637664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4iejM77tHQ&nohtml5=False
this one is good too
what's your album of the 2014?
>>678637743
>change my mind about rap
This helps?
https://youtu.be/jTLaowNxVpA
https://youtu.be/_EOwEHN0rr8
>>678637743
>xkito
and I saw some anons talking about lol?
what division are you guys
and what server
>>678638101
Silver 4 on Na ranked makes me toxic
>>678637504
>I might watch Ergo Proxy next, or do you have a better idea?
If you want to be mind blown by pretentious shit that you dont understand half the time then EP is the best!
>Seems only fair after I made you watch a show.
Yea right, if you "made me" watch CA its already fair to say i made you watch madoka.
If its shows as good as cross you can keep making me watch stuff :D
>post a song for you're waifu, for you and your waifu, or one you'd like your waifu to sing to you
Kaze no Uta! Jk... let me think... you made me realize not many of my songs are good to dedicate to a lover.
>Or maybe its because no song matches Tsuzu perfection
>>678638007
Either To Be Kind or Run The Jewels 2. I have heard that a lot of people didn't like RTJ 2, but I really enjoyed it.
>>678637820
My true main is Noctune. But to better fit the current meta I've been playing Maokai a lot.
>>678638022
>>678637743
kendrick lamar to pimp a butterfly
or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSCCiOCRv48&t=3246s&nohtml5=False
>>678638344
both albums sounds good
>>678637743
Im surprised you got to enjoy cyberpunkers, im certain you will like other EDM artists if you search deep enough since you managed to like them.
Relaxed EDM songs are the best.
Heres some rap:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFZlAACjEYY
I'm off to bed.
Good desu all.
~
>>678638358
Ive been playing a lot of jhin of late he is broken and ascension sucks
>>678638317
>Kaze no Uta
I know the lyrics to some extent :o
But I realize it's hard. Not a life or death question in any case.
I have a bit of a list of songs in that regard.
Not sure this is an unfair advantage.
youtu.be/rZp-c1utkVE
>>678638811
Desu tight o/
>>678638811
desu desu
desu ......... desu
desu .............. desu
desu .............. desu
desu .............. desu
desu ......... desu
desu desu
desu desu desu
desu
desu
desu desu
desu
desu
desu desu desu
... desu desu
desu
desu
.... desu desu
............ desu
............ desu
desu desu
desu ........ desu
desu ........ desu
desu ........ desu
desu ........ desu
desu ........ desu
.... desu desu
I hope this works, ~desu.
>>678638986
Yis.
>>678638811
Good desu, desu desudesdesu.
>>678638022
deathgrip - i want it i need it. didnt really like that
kendrick lamar - swimming pools drank. loved it, wanna hear more
>>678638381
listened to first two minuites,
liking it so far, might listen to the rest later
>>678638648
ill have a look about, i think the local hmv has alot of edm so ill ask around and see what i like.
i didnt think i would like this track when it started, but it went in about 30 secs in and i loved the rest
>>678638896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JWTaaS7LdU
Yea its no fair at all :>
But if you enjoy classical music or some ambience i could play it while we enjoy ourselves by the light of candles.
>>678638821
Lol. I have been playing Jhin in ascention.
>Since a lot of people don't really pick ADCs in that mode.
>>678639472
That's on my list, too.
One of my favorites is
youtu.be/XpfObnvdsYw
I just want to hear some cute music 'n shiz. <3
>>678639261
Listen to MAAD City and To Pimp a Butterfly. Both amazing. I personally prefer MAAD, but most will say that TPAB is better.
Who wants to bake the next one?
>>678639261
That song has a million references to his previous songs and albums so its better if you know his work.
Let me see how can i get you into EDM... Pendulum has a lot of influences from rock, should be a good starting point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2KjySY9wvw
>also why is everyone drawing characters cross dressed as Shimakaze
>>678639881
I will I guess.
New Tats approved thread
>>678640044
>>678640044
>>678640044
This is what Yume should sing to Syndra.
youtu.be/NI6aOFI7hms
- tsuzu
>>678640117
Fuck off
