Married men of /b/, Do you still fap?
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Married men of /b/,
Do you still fap?
bumping with some hot tattooed chicks
>>678628564
To these sort of pictures....yes I do. Very much so
>>678628564
Twice a day
>>678628564
wife got fat on me, so yes.
>60 lbs
>>678628653
>hot
>tattooed
Pick one, you trash.
>>678628564
Kid, no matter how many wives some of us have had, and for how long we've been married, the fapping never stops. Just like Mr. Bones Wild Ride.
Every day. Usually to chubbies.
>>678628564
yes, once ot twice a week when wife's gone to work, I start 1 hour later.
op here, this is a bit surprising
then again i'm asking this on /b/
anyone married who doesn't fap?
>>678628564
Why would we stop?
why do you ppl fap? is the sex life not good enough?
>>678628564
>implying that marriage equals sexual satisfaction
All married men fap as much as before they got married. I wouldn't be surprised if they fap less because they can't get enough privacy
>>678629024
because you get your needs met with the wife
>>678629034
sometimes you might wanna fap to a chubby redhead when your wife is a skinny brunette.
>>678629052
i wouldnt fap if i had a skinny and hot sexy wife.
but im not attractive, so i settle for any vagina.
>>678628965
>>678629034
it all depends how much sex I'm getting, the weeks where theres more no I'm not fapping
the weeks where theres less. yes
>>678628965
Really, unless the wife is like super-cute/attractive I'd imagine most do fap.
To me... well, I love girls with slender legs. While I love my wife, she does not fit that part. So it happens. I always get home 30 minutes before her when she is working... ;)
>>678629149
better buy a sex slave if you want to determine the amount of sex you have
I only have sex to masturbate to it later. How the fuck do married men do it?!
>>678629183
the wife is always going to be super cute/attractive to the husband
>>678628564
More than ever
>>678629256
through years of trial and error, i know what my possibilities are. sadly, they arent very good. so i'll stick to porn.
>>678629293
You're not married are you?
>>678628806
Are you me?
>>678629085
realistically she might not be there or up for it at the time and tbqh sometimes you just want a wank to yourself without having to worry about someone else
>>678629272
we have sex when we want to
we fap when the wives don't want to.
>>678628806
Same here, sad face ....
>>678629034
my wife got fat. i dont find her attractive but i do love her very much. so i just fap every day.
>pic very related.
>>678629397
two years as of the 19th this month
you will always find your wife attractive in some form of the manner, otherwise you'll get a divorce. unless she doesn't find out about your cheating of course
>>678629444
That was never an issue though. I can sex her whenever I want. It's all about taking the long route xD
>>678629137
This
>>678629034
Also sometimes the sex just stops. For a while. Fucking women..
>>678629405
there's a lot of us like that.
we are Americans after all.
>>678628965
Wife loves it wherever I want to put it.
We get all kinds of freaky. Urethral violation, rape play, anal insertion, you name it.
She gets to squirt everywhere and have an after orgasm pass out session, and I get to fill her with cum while thinking of new ways to play. Why jerk off when she'll do it for me, and get some enjoyment too.
>>678629565
It's been on my mind. But I'd be shallow if I did it because of that. Divorcing is a big thing. Besides she finally started to work out :)
>>678629550
You're 007?
do you all still watch porn as well?
I usually fap around 4 times a week and have sex 3 times a week
>>678629680
im not, but its a very good picture to indicate the kind of weight gain im talking about.
>all that fucking cottage cheese kills my erections.
>>678629550
isnt it your duty to address the weight with health concerns and then make an effort with her to stop getting fat? My wife got a bit larger and I mentioned to her that i would help her get fit again if she wanted me too, she immediately said yes and now we work out twice a week
It's good when you don't was the bs of interaction. Quick fap get a load off then go chill.
I'm laying in bed right now with my wife who is fully nude. We are both on our phones. She is on Instagram and I am on /b/. She knows I have a hard on but she doesn't really care I guess. I'm actually planning on fapping in the shower in about an hour. Fml
>>678629550
bond? james bond?
>>678629635
would still bang dat cute face
>>678629675
im not even judging ya bro, if you want to do it thats on you. just saying, a man and a wife who love each other will find each other attractive no matter what. or one winds up cheating and then divorce is played
married men don't fap, because theyre not satisfied with the sex, they fap because the wife isn't giving them enough sex. which in itself can lead to no longer finding someone attractive
>>678629652
so you don't fap?
>>678629444
Checked
>>678629183
Even if your wife is super attractive, you still end up fapping...
It's like eating same meal over and over. No matter how delicious it is, you still look for other food at some point.
That being said I love my wife very much. and she is okay with me fapping to porn time to time. we get to have sex on weekend twice a week
>>678629635
I hear you.
That pic though - She's pretty hot. She's even a decent chubby.
>>678629863
also see this
>>678629804
Been in 2 long term relationships (8 years and the current one is 4 years) But not married, but i guess it counts as the same.
In the last relationship i fapped almost every day. But in the current one i hardly do it. My girlfriend have a bigger sex drive than me. So its not need, sex is always available when i want it. And several times when i actually would rather just sleep .
So i guess it depends, but i see nothing wrong with jerking one off while the misses is at work or something.
>>678629810
You asshole. Should have fixed the filename when you downloaded.... or perhaps that's the point! Grr
Been with the misso for 8 years. Have regular sex at least 2-3 times a week. Still fap erryday.
>>678629802
i am of the conviction that people do stuff like that when they want to do it, not when someone else tells them to do it. otherwise, its just a fight and eventual demise.
kind of like any other addiction. if people dont want to quit, no amount of intervention will do it.
>>678628564
I am Cuban Pete
>>678629984
6 here and same boat
is the fapping better than sex?
best way to stop the wife from getting bigger is to put diet pills in her food
>>678629635
He got skinnier
She got fatter
Coincidence? I hope so...
>>678630187
well, i sort of get to pick who makes me cum...so... yes?
>>678630187
no, its good but not better. imo it gets the job done when she can't due to responsibilities and what not. I'm not gonna cheat, so i fuck my hand
>>678630237
meth
>>678630237
men have faster metabolisms on the average.
>not a coincidence.
>>678629907
Not unless she wants me to for some reason or another. I am perfectly content to retire the ol meat beater.
>>678629085
HAHAHA you're joking, right?
After 2 or 3 kids you will get some once a month or twice if you are lucky. Or much, much worse.
So yeah, you'll be fapping.
>>678630187
Nah. Just different. Sometimes its nice to just enjoy a fantasy on your own without having to consider getting someone else off too.
>>678630313
2 kids and we average 2 to 3 times a week, sometimes 4
>>678628564
why can't all women wear these types of bikinis at the beach?
not married, but i've lived with girls/had girls live with me. and yeah i still fap. often i'll fuck my gf, then when shes gone to sleep, i'll come to /b/ for fap material and cum all over her face while she's asleep.
of course i fap. the alternative would be to have sex with my wife.
geezus, that was fun for the first 10 or 15 years
>>678630389
the wife lets me fuck her in her sleep from time to time
>>678629927
>Even if your wife is super attractive, you still end up fapping...
This.
>>678629085
Laughed hard at this one. I'm guessing very few people can say this is true if they're honest
>all these husbands who's wives got fat on them
help lads is this extremely common? i'm going to marry my woman in a few months and she's 171cm 65kg
she's the perfect height and weight ratio i don't want her to be fat
>>678630456
yeah an ex of mine used to like being woken up by a dick being rammed up her arse.
>>678629810
just left wife in bed, same thing. came on 4chin to find pics to fap to. this is our life now.
>>678630519
they get comfortable, no more need to impress. they put on weight, it happens
>>678630519
a 16yo gril moved in with me in like 2008. she was 125lbs when she moved in. 10 months and lots of ice cream later, she was almost DOUBLE that weight.
>>678628806
Don't they all /b/rother.
Worst decision of my life
>>678630311
sad boyz
>>678630575
Then you need to install jealousy.exe from time to time
>>678630519
women's metabolisms slow down as they age, and in our current modern lifestyles we spend too much time being sedentary when in the old days we used to have to literally walk or run everywhere and carry shit on our backs..
>we need to catch up evolutionarily to our technology.
>and yes, she will get fat for sure. even a little.
>>678630519
She will gain weight.
How much is a bit up too you.
You have to start telling her when she starts.
If that does not help, you have to start working out with her, help out making healthy foods and so on.
>>678630559
Tell me about it brother
>>678630668
she's a hottie. decent tattoos on a qt3.14 turns me on no end. loads of tatts and piercings, plus insane hair colour/style and slutty/unique clothes, pretty much guarantees that chick is gonna be a psycho in bed. nom.
Yeah I mean when this is your daughter and her friends how can you not fap?
>>678630770
manipulation doesn't really work in the end. id rather not end up in a divorce. she doesn't like it that i fap.
i tell her well pick up the pace then
>>678630775
>>678630311
They were both fat from the start.
>>678628653
>hot tattooed
You misspelled
>trailer trash
>>678630854
girl in pink is the only one remotely hot, breh.
>>678629680
>>678629293
Are you 12?
>>678630387
Think carefully. Many roasties and whales lurk those shores.
>>678630379
How old?
I can tell you as late 30s, I don't know ANY married guy with kiss getting anywhere near that amount. And yes, middleaged guys do bitch about it and discuss it with each other.
You've got the lottery pussy. Consider yourself lucky if true.
>>678630951
sure
im tweleve, well go with that.
wooo.... this is very sad to see how much of you having a fat wife now... why dont you change ? why dont you make her run or sports ?
you all amerifats are sad
>>678628564
any moar of this gril?
>>678629782
fucking hell. this pic is a fucking nightmare
>mfw i want a chubby gf
>mfw my gf can't get fat
>mfw i don't have a face
>>678628564
I don't fap as much as I used to, perhaps 2 times a week now.
But then again, I have sex daily and 90% of the time twice a day or more. So I don't need much fapping, I miss the porn the most, that's why I end up fapping.
>>678630994
just turned 30 in jan. we have a very good relationship. your typical fights that every relationship has, but the communication stays open and we both know what rules were set from the get go. she's 36
>>678630992
>roasties
>>678631015
you cant make people do things they dont want to do. they would do it on their own if they wanted to do it. just how it works.
>also, fuck yeah ..murrica bitches.
>>678628564
Yep. Fapped less when we were young and frisky. But I've been with my wife for 8 years. Most times fapping is more fun and less trouble than trying to fuck.
Life is stressful and full of shit that makes you not even feel like it, and it's not like we have any surprises up our sleeves for the bedroom.
That all said and done, we still have a decent enough sex life. Once or twice a month. When we were just getting together we'd fuck once or twice a day. haha.
there's real statistics on this. over 80% of married men fap
>>678630951
>>678631000
see >>678631122
for >>678631079
marry her, it won't be a problem
>>678629782
#rekt
>>678630519
Kids will balloon the fuck out of any woman. It's the sedimentary ones that keep the weight.
This thread makes me want to kill myself
>>678628564
of course I fap, it's the only way to not cheat
Been with my girl 7 years, I still fap. She's the best sex I've ever had. If one day I can't please her because I've been fapping. Then I will consider it a problem. Until then I'll keep doing both. I can fuck and fap. Her on the other hand she doesn't need to it as often as me. Everyone is different.
>>678630519
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 60lbs
>>678630861
>she doesn't like that i fap
Then tell her to gtfo. Fapping aint cheating. And the fact that she thinks she can control you like that is a huge red flag bro. Shits only gonna get worse once you wife that bitch.
>>678630519
It's common if the man is a useless beta piece of shit.
I've been with my girl for 8 years, and she still works out just for me because I tell her when she gains weight like you're supposed to.
>>678631292
LOL
>>678630034
>>678629782
>>678629635
>>678629550
>>678630311
So how do we specificaly name this phenomenon?
>>678631292
Daymn
>>678631192
gonna propose in about 5 months so yeah it might happen
>>678628564
Yes, pretty much everytime i get the house for my self.
>>678628806
This
Usually fap once a day when she's home, 2 to 5 when she isn't
>>678629927
This poster is not a man, this is a women desperately trying to make sense of the jellyfish she finds in the shower drain every time her husband takes a shower.
does it count if i only edge and never cum from fapping?
>>678629085
Fucking LOL.....
I'm lucky though in that the missus doesn't mind watching a bit of porn and fapping with me occasionally. it hurts the ego a bit at first when you realise that they get just as bored too.
>>678631284
Men having a more demanding metabolism isn't a myth at all. More testosterone, higher average body temperature, more muscle mass by default even if you don't exercise.
>>678631247
Fuckin THIS.
Women are fucking dumb. If they just put out more often 95% of non black guys would never cheat.
>>678631297
I've told her to gtfo, I've already wifed her, it hasn't gotten any worse at all. she doesn't try to control me at all. we just keep a very open honest line of communication, that way we both know what each others problems are before they even become one
tl;dr she may not like it but she doesn't try to stop me.
>>678631356
the married 60
>>678629726
of course, vids and pics
i prefer fapping to pictures
when I started this thread I wanted to fap
now I want to die
how many of you have tried vr porn?
>>678631475
Fuck you racist
>>678631616
my wife just got a new galaxy 7 so ill probably make her let me use hers haha
>>678630775
>macdonalds
burgers can't even spell their national anthem
>>678631236
Getting married with kids will further this. Life sucks, pal. Get with the program.
>>678631469
Also.. it might shock the younger guys to learn that as you get older your sex drive slows down and quite often you can't even be bothered fapping some days, let alone fucking wifey.
to me marriage has its ups and downs. but its always been more ups than downs and without her i wouldn't be where I'm at now and where ill be in 10 years
>>678631284
muscle requires more energy. simple physics.
>i just saw this >>678631473 faggot pointing it out too. shit.
>>678631473
>>678631284
Nope, it's a myth. In fact, the opposite is true, women are able to hold extra body fat without looking fat at all.
So not only do they burn calories just as men do, they have room to slack off and without affecting their figure, yet they still get obese somehow.
>>678628564
On a daily basis. No woman can fulfil my needs and actually... I think I prefer fapping to sex sometimes. Less effort. Some times I just wanna crack one out quick.
>>678631906
>USA
>>678629137
I'll second that motion this is quite fap worthy.
I fap because I can't recreate the fucked up shit going on in my head.
>>678628564
Fapping is the only reason I'm on 4chan.
>>678631712
Life doesn't suck when you have kids. It's fucking amazing. Who cares about having personal freedom all day everyday. Personal freedom didn't get me anything but a fucking drug addiction when I was younger. haha
But my kiddo? My kiddo makes me the man I always wanted to be because I want to see him become a great man. Might turn into an asshole teenager, or might be picturesque young American athlete, who knows who cares, seeing life grow is amazing.
>>678632065
this for 95%
>>678631641
Every one of the black guys (admittedly only 4) in my social group is a serial cheater. One of them will literally fuck the nastiest street whores imaginable.
>>678631906
nice b8 m8 i'll give u an 8/8
>>678631758
Not only your age but the huge weight of the world on your shoulders. If you've got kids too it's even more demanding on you both so sleeping is your number one pastime. As you get older you realise how good it used to be and how you wasted so much time not doing what you wanted to.
>>678628806
>mfw am a gym monkey and have been making my fat wife feel like shit
>cya babe going to the gym
>getting yoked out
>not body builder body but a cut size
>wife was a university cheerleader and high school prom queen
>gorgeous and amazing body
>but after she had our daughter (2nd kid) started gaining a lot
>to try to get her to get back in shape I've been just going to the gym every day
>even my kids like working out
>mfw went to the beach not too long ago with my fatass wife
>can overhear conversations from other women saying I'm a true man for staying with her and she doesn't deserve a "Greek God like him"
Luckily though it's finally set in her head to lose weight
But to answer main op yes I fap mostly It's too hard to have sex with my wife she gets worn out quick after cumming one time
>>678632130
You sound like a fag. Might have something to do with mens' testosterone dropping after not being on the prowl and putting up with some woman's shit for years until he finally succumbs.
Sounds like you have stockholme's syndrome.
>>678629388
I <3 this girl.
>>678632058
True DAT!
>>678632199
>implying it's bait to try and invalidate it
Nice try, nigger. The truth hurts, fatty.
>>678631906
judging by that chart my wife is 50% fat.
>mfw she used to be hottie.
>>678631808
Plus the fact men are more likely to bother getting up of their arse to do stuff. Women generally don't have hobbies other than socialising and or eating/drinking with friends (aka - socialising)
>>678632266
Jesus, how big is she?
>>678630187
Yes it is when you are talking about sex with a fat woman. It is just as bad as sex with a woman who refuses to shave.
>>678632176
Great sample size. Maybe you just hang around sleazy guys. What's scary is that you actually believe that shit.
Get educated
>>678632292
Virgin detected.
>>678628806
a few exes of mine got planetary over the years but i was out of the atmosphere by then.
current gf is a qt but she drinks every night and eats really inconsistently and i can see her metabolism going to shit.
>>678628564
Yeah all the time. We have a good sex life. She dresses up in different outfits for me, we do bondage stuff, she role plays as a little girl, she'll do rape role play, she'll suck my dick whenever I want, anal is always in play. She does pretty much anything I ask.
Even with all that, I still love porn and I still fap often. It's not that I'm dissatisfied with our sex life, degrading porn and fapping is something I enjoy
>>678632292
aside from the personal freedoms shit i feel anon. But I'm allowed to do whatever i want. plus my job is very high paced and all over the place, which she participates in as well. building a kid up to not fail is a good feeling, even if it can irritate you to no ends at times
>>678632292
Sounds like you're just a young guy afraid of the big responsibilities in life.
You'll get there. It's hard when you grow up without values, you have to learn them yourself, but you'll get there.
>>678628564
Yup.
Sometimes we're both too knackered, and as my sex drive is quite a bit higher, I need to have one off the wrist a few times a week.
>>678632403
She's a big girl now she's 2 steps after thick
>>678631712
>life sucks
I'm pretty sure marriage was/is the problem dummy
>>678632439
Yeah, that's a pretty good sample size
You ain't fooling anyone but yourself. You're not even black, are you? Probably don't even know or hang out with any black people irl.
>>678629675
Credit to her man, every time i mention gym to my wife she gets shitty because in her mind im insinuating she's fat.
She's not - yet. But she's far from in shape.
>>678632499
>I'm allowed to do whatever i want
>I'm allowed to do
>I'm allowed
Who ALLOWS you nigger..
>>678631122
Be me. Previous longterm relationship with gurl that was freaky. Had sex 8 times in one day. Blowjobs all the time. She masturbated in class while in college. But it didn't last. Get married to new girl. Wife had much lower sex drive but enjoyed it. Still having sex twice day on average first three years. Blowjobs almost nonexistent. Had kid by c section because birth canal too narrow. Ends up thinner after kid than before. Pussy amazing seems tighter too for some reason. Her 5,11 and 140 pounds. Tight ass, firm titties even after kid. However sex drive went to zero. Still she knows my drive. We average once a day. Me 34 her 30.
>>678632130
finally an optimistic post
Def still fap. The days I KNOW we are having sex especially. Always good to be able to please your wife without blowing your load in 1 min. Also sometimes you just need to whack it and she's either asleep or tired or at work.
Wife def satisfies me but sometimes you need self pleasure boys.
I beat that thing like it owes me money.
Yep
Wife is a bitch and works nights. I either fuck her friend down the street or fap nearly every night. Pretty sure she knows, pretty sure she knows no one else will have her fat rude ass if she leaves me also.
>>678632642
Not even going to continue this exchange. You are incredibly closed minded
>>678628806
>get married they said
>have kids they said
>>678632130
You can't deny that plenty of things suck the older you get. Just because one aspect is great, which I agree it is, there's plenty that's shit. Also you got a drug addiction when you were younger doesn't mean the average Joe will throw their youth away until they find stability in their life. Being young is an amazing time of life that shouldn't be wasted but almost always will be looked back on with regret about not getting the most out of it. That being said I enjoyed my youth but look back missing the freedom and endless possibilities.
>>678632717
30?
You're fucked. In 8 to 10 years you will be contemplating suicide. If it's that bad now.
>>678632702
myself, were not slaves. if i want to go out, ill go out. if she wants to go do something then go do something.
we both understand that being around each other 100% of the time isn't nessicary.
anon saying he doesn't need personal freedom may indicate beta-ness to a degree but the rest of what he says isn't false
>>678631808
Dr Steve Brule on the right
>>678630802
>telling a woman she's gained weight
>expecting a rational response
What kind of a bikini is the op girl wearing
>>678630575
this
>>678632789
"Incredibly closed minded"
Lol, nice wording poindexter.confirmed for dumb white kid who knows no black guys. Enjoy that ivory tower idealism.
>>678628564
Single men of /b/.
Do you still lie about being married?
>>678631284
>that gif
ugh
>>678632208
>As you get older you realise how good it used to be and how you wasted so much time not doing what you wanted to.
But your younger years are referred to as your 'wasted years' for just that reason...
41 y/o fag here
>>678632458
>got planetary
my fucking sides.
>>678632292
>Sounds like you have stockholme's syndrome.
I havent laughed years like this because of a post
>>678632909
Meh it's okay. She's getting her mojo back. Post partum is a bitch. We still fuck a lot and she's into sport fucking. The blowjob thing bothers me but she pukes on the semen. She'll do it just can't but in her mouth to completion.
>>678628564
you married they hand you the piece of paper
AND THEN PENIS FALLS OFF
<< fap no more chap
>>678632582
I know plenty of non married people who are worse off than I. Enjoy dying alone you silly cunt
>>678632717
keep fighting the good fight
the one single thing that has been different in this relationship rather than all my other horrible ones is a very honest open communication.
tell your old lady you feel as if your not getting your needs met enough.
they may cry and feel hurt. but in the end they'd rather cry and feel hurt then have the relationship ruined by not communicating.
i love my wife, but i also know her sex drive isn't as high as mine. if we fucked 3 times a day, id never fap. but we don't so i fap. fill in where she can't and she's ok with that might not like it, but she's ok with it cuz she understands i have a higher sex drive as well
>>678632607
She went Full Guido
You never go Full Guido
>>678632765
hell yeah dude, good moral values. A+
>>678633017
>>678633128
The amount is good, once a day and all, but the reluctance and "not into it" are bad signs. Mine hit that level around 36 or so and our sex life fell off a cliff then. 30 is a worrying sign of what's to come.
Yup! But not as often. Mostly I fap to thoughts of ex gfs and what they did for me that the wife rarely does. pic kinda related
>>678633075
Hell yeah. Such is life.
>>678632894
Plenty of things suck the younger you are. I was an adventurer as a young man. Unhealthy, but I enjoyed my youth.
Don't force your narrative on me because you are afraid of the future, or are jaded by your experiences.
Life is only as fantastic as you allow it to be. I never stopped learning, I never stopped exercising. Somethings are no longer as fun to me, but that's not a big deal because I have an open mind and a desire to always challenge myself an learn new things.
Life is great, bud. If you are already getting a little older, or you are posting all of this because you've had a few bad experiences and are afraid of that old age, then trust me it is only as bad as you let it be.
Learn to play music, get fit and learn different physical hobbies like handbalancing, or dancing, or being a strong powerlifter, learn to create rather than consume, meet new and interesting people, always do exactly as you want to do within the context of your life and the boundaries of your responsibilities.
I went through my ups and downs, everyone does, [my very ups, and my very very bad downs] but if you have a GROWTH mindset you never feel very old.
Love life and use your mind and you will always feel alive and well despite how much experience and age might try to dampen your spirits.
>>678632765
you're wasting your life away if you really are in that situation
its about self respect and your own standards
>>678633128
try the face for an exhilarating feel.
lol
>>678629984
Envious. I've also been in a relationship for the past eight years...but I think we have sex once every week, if that.
I just got the lecture last night about making her feel pressured to having sex...bummer.
>>678628564
you're fucking retarded
>>678633359
This is acceptable weight gain but my wife has put on easily 50lbs and is 5'2"
She's like a goddamn ogre now
>>678629340
This body makes me want to fap right fuckin now
>>678632760
Do you also drink Absinthe?
>>678633575
She is black
>>678632858
Look on the bright side
At least her tits got bigger
>>678633544
so you guys know each other?
>>678633528
Get out while you can.
I am 44. It gets WORSE not better. I feel so cheated of the last 12 years.
>>678633664
You don't say
This thread is why you find women who would still be cute even chubby
>>678633671
>Look on the bright side
she also provides shade for small animals and children
>>678629340
oh dear god sauce
>>678628822
>can't deal with different tastes in women
>Lashes out like an autist
>Is an autist
kek
>>678633734
You gonna fap to a fucking monkey?
>>678631153
Would much rather have the one on the right, left is borderline anorexic.
>>678633267
Thanks bro
>>678633475
Believe me I know it. Our only child is 17 and will be going to college before too long, I fully intend to leave her once he's gone. It'll just be easier that way
>>678629782
God damn! I'd say i felt bad but my wife did the exact same thing. I didn't know there were so many of us...
this thread is so true I want to diaf
>>678633122
>>678633575
>>678633774
this much plastic is bad for you, you knooooow
>>678633960
>nothing of value was lost
>>678633787
this guy must feel awesome in his basement.
>>678633802
Fapping to that gif not your mom faggot
>>678634002
Beat me to it
>>678633960
women usually age like their mother, tbh if her mammys bangin, she will be
Wife of 6 years is about 145lbs, 5'10" I tell her that when she hits 160 I'm leaving her
>>678629927
Sometimes you need to take care of yourself even if you get plenty of sex i feel
>>678633889
why wait though. lets go the route of not even respecting her. why put yourself through that, don't you think you'd have a better life if you just left her now?
>>678632956
depends on the woman
probably shouldn't EXPECT one, though, at least not at first.
>>678634022
ikr
>>678633920
DON'T CARE.
Im 22 my gf is 17 5ft3 107lbs blonde/black hair very slender slight bubble but i love destroying her little holes but god damn does it get boring sex with 1 person for extended periods of time is just boring 3 years for me now
>>678628564
More than when i was single. :(
>>678634179
lol aight homie i getcha
I prefer yolandi to anyone posted in this thread so far
>>678634202
thats because she's getting to old for ya bud
>>678634045
whats her name?? sauce!!
>>678634202
Yeah... Well I'm a navy pasta seal
>>678628564
A man could be married to the 12 hottest women on the planet and have sex with them 23 hours a day. He would still jerk it in the 24th hour.
>>678634072
I hope mine will age like her father ;)
>>678634270
party on garth.
>>678634307
Honestly the young factor wore off after she turnt 16
>>678634072
bullshit, my mother is slender and all of my sisters are fat, there is no correlation
>>678634396
Looks nothing alike
Communicate....that is the key. Talk, talk, and talk more. Talk about your needs and wants and ask your partner about theirs.
There is hope...my wife and I have been married 23 years. 4 kids, but all teens our young adults. We are in our mid 40's. We have sex almost every day, and it is fucking amazing. Good, giving and game.
Oh, and I still occasionally fap. Why not? Hell there are days where she is just not feeling it and she will tell me go go take care of myself. But to be honest I would rather fuck her....we are having the best sex of our lives, even after 23 years.
>>678634270
shes totally banging, but i bet her pussy stank
>>678634440
ewww a woman
get out of here.
this is a thread for men, quit trying to learn our secrets
>>678633960
Look at her eyes in the right picture
She has died inside
>>678628564
Still fap. Sex with wife turns into 30-45 minute thing whereas fapping is 3. Sometimes you just want to get it out of the way and move on. Sex 3-4/week fap the others.
>>678634477
I doubt it she is a vegitarian
>>678634440
they're all adopted lol
>>678634537
Im a guy, im just stating that my sisters are fat and my mother isnt
>>678634558
i mean she doesn't look clean, but tbh she'd get it
>>678630084
Do you masturbate to the Cuban beat?
>>678634689
it was an unfunny joke anyways bro
>>678634689
i got it b0ss
>>678631235
The which ones? Sedimentary lol. You meant sedentary. Learn words or don't use them.
>>678633192
We are open which is why we still have sex often. Once we do it she comes everytime. She said it's good but she never feels like starting. Part of it is me as well, I think after a few years I stopped being romantic. If I warm her up she asks for it. So it's a two way street. Plus I work 50 hour weeks and she is doing graduate work. Combine that with a kid who seems to wake up and cry whenever I get a boner, I guess I think we are doing alright.
>>678628564
Dude, my wife is literally 80% of my fetishes, never shuts me down when I want sex, and I still fap. Nothing wrong with it.
>>678631171
This, 20 years in and unless there's some definitive proof that she's down I'm not even trying.
>>678634117
Probably. But both of our parents were separated and neither of our fathers were around very much until we were adults, it's no fun for the kid. We both agreed no matter what we'd stay together until he moved out. I've got a year left, I'm still reasonably young, make great money, she can have the house and cars, and I'll go be happy without missing out on my son.
>>678634537
don't
>>678630706
No, really it's fine. Ruin that shit for everyone else...
>>678634736
No I fap to the inevitable reality that is your crumbling capitalist empire Yankee dog
>>678634735
It's mostly just the hair she says herself she doesn't like it but it fits hee stage persona and keeps her from being lumpedin with pop princesses so she says she will keep it so long as she raps
>>678628965
For the first 3 years of marriage, I dont. Shes hot af, but gained a bit of weight now. Now we are 6 years, Ive been dreaming of being with other girl, so I just fap it out.
>>678633276
Noted. I keep working at it.
>>678634900
hmmmmmmmmmm ok
>>678634823
yea the kids instinctively know when the boner time is happening and try to ruin it (which i think) just out of spite.
life rough and full. which is why you beat that shit when you need to
>>678634396
>>678634458
Looks totally alike. I grinned
>>678628564
I pretty much have to.
My wife barely puts out. She's trying to get better at it, but it's still a point of tension in the marriage.
>>678634930
she has a great body i'll give her that
>>678634072
Not true. My mother is still very pretty, my sister looks like a trailer trash whore. My wife's mother is disgusting, she is still very pretty, my daughter seems like she will be too
>>678634858
just because you split up with someone doesn't mean you don't get to see your kid
why does our generation believe this now a days. if your kids 17 and you guys split up, as long as your kid actually likes you he's gonna have the decision to spend time with you.
not judging either just chatting
Not married but long term girlfriend I live with. I still fap every other day or so. Wanking is completely different to sex, its almost therapeutic
>>678634464
Beautiful post.
>>678635047
Not really
>>678631144
Checked and kekked
>>678630187
I am fat so sex is a workout. 15 min stress and 3 sec pleasure.
Pulling my gf out slowly, she's started going to morning work out classes and i take her fro a walk each day, progress is steady.
>>678629863
Thats not at all why I still fap, even if I was married. There are times where I just wanna get off. Short, vigorous and to the point. Its nice to look after yourself every now and then.
>>678635147
you're adopted
>>678635376
>I take her for a walk everyday
What is she your Fucking pet?
>>678635424
i feel ya
>>678635488
I would say that a life partner is kinda like a pet with too much of an ego and too many opinions. haha
>>678629293
Wut.jpeg
>>678635488
I phrased that badly, we go for a walk each day, but even that sounds weird when i type it.
>>678635602
any man/woman who loves their significant other, will always find them attractive.
all this talk about wives gaining weight, no ones asked.
do you still find your wife attractive, even if she's gained weight married men of b?
>>678630854
Which one is yours
>>678635168
You're absolutely right. at this point I'd still get to see him, just maybe not everyday. But as I said before she is a hateful, spiteful, bitch and if I had tried to leave say 10 years ago, it would have been a court battle just to see him on weekends and I'll be damned if I'm paying child support for a kid I'd rather have full custody over anyway.
At this point, it wouldn't matter much if I left. I'm more or less doing this to keep my word. I'd like to remain civil with her and I don't want to ruffle any feathers on my way out if I don't have to.
Most of the time, I can get sex from the wife 1-3 times per day. And if we DO take a break for a day or 3, it's because we've fucked so god damned much that neither of us needs sex for a little bit.
That said, I do still fap occasionally. Like I'll be super horny in the morning, but the little lady just wants to sleep, or whatever. So I'll take the laptop into the bathroom and fap out a quick one to some young lass with a huge ass and be done with it.
Of course, in my case, fapping can take as little time as I'd like. I can be done with that in a minute or two if I want. On the other hand, I like to make sex last a long time. My personal record is 6 hours (with one break), many times, I've made it last 2-3hours. I don't do that often anymore, but when I did, I found that I fapped less.
I will say that at times I'm in the mood for like, a chubby younger woman, or a gilf or something (or anything in between) and the wife is a very specific type. But honestly in those occasions I just look at pics of whoever, to get myself going, then fuck the wife.
Now that I think of it, I DO look at porn every day, lol...
Well, the biggest thing for me is that the wife fills most of my fetishes:
>older than me
>tattoos
>freckles
>substantially shorter than me
>very tiny frame
>likes to be tied up and fucked hard
>big ass with small tits
>big nipples
The only thing I'm onto other than those are contradictory. Like, I'm also into women younger than me and huge tits, and how could that work? So I got the best constellation of fetishes with the wife. IMO, anyway.
>>678635743
I think a lot of men are stuck in a dead end marriage. Can't just divorce if you're sharing a house and kids you know.
>>678635743
i love my wife very much. i just dont find her attractive.
the mind can compartmentalize like that.
>>678629802
If only it was that rationally well received by all wives if you tell them that. Most wives flip out, get insulted that you think they're fat despite their attempts to bait you into calling them fat when they say "oh I need to diet, I don't fit into any of my clothes, etc etc. Once you slip and agree with it, despite it being obviously true, its held against you for life.
>>678635779
if he's going to college the not everyday thing would be do to that.
if you're fucking her friend, you've already broke any civilness to her.
totally agreed though, 10 years ago you would have totally been in court fighting to see him. now your past that part and even if she hit you with child support your looking at most a year. if its not tied up in court until he turns 18
>>678635893
I hate my wife
She's still hot and fucks like we're still 18
It sucks either way
>>678631641
Comes to /b/ urgh there's a RACIST HERE??!
>>678635844
but who's fault is that.
you don't get married to be stuck in a dead end marriage because your bored. you get married and vow yourself to that person for better or worse.
todays generation a marriage is just like a party and when the shit hits the fan well time to leave and let someone else clean it up
you marry someone because you want to spend the rest of your life with them, not for something to do.
i totally understand the whole you can't just divorce and split up the cars kids ect.
but there should be non of that in a marriage in the first place. thats what being girlfriend and boyfriend are for.
Married for going on 4 years, sex is great when we have it but wife never wants to.
> going on a month and a half without sex now
> haven't fapped for a week
> urge to kill rising
>>678635893
don't know if your wife is the picture.
but what keeps the spark alive if you don't find her even somewhat attractive. or is it something like discussed here >>678635844
>>678636389
Just go find some pet play and have a good fap to adorable girls serving their master
>tfw your wife wants more sex than you
>you just wanna chill out
I shouldn't be complaining
>>678636531
if this was the case, i wouldn't fap. and from the looks of the thread i get a decent amount of sex, even though i thought it was on the lower side
>>678636259
marriage is an outdated institution and romantic relationships were never meant to last more than 4-5 yrs, sorry to burst your bubble
