ylyl thread , non-cancerous edition
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ylyl thread , non-cancerous edition
>>678613817
>Cringe thread
>>678613908
rolling
>>678613817
>>678613908
check it
>>678614033
nice trips
>>678614190
>>678614190
HAHAHAHA KEKKLE
>>678614224
Are you retarded?
BEST LYLY THREF VER SEEN YEAH!
>>678614441
check em!!!!!!!!!
>>678614090
Hey guys look, the Goose is loose
>>678614592
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>678614596
>>678614661
nice dubs!
>>678614537
Son.... We need to discuss that 9GAG watermark.
>>678613817
I've always found these mixtape memes on black twitter to be the funniest shit.
>>678614682
So was this just a group of fake kikebook accounts that just went too damn far?
>>678614826
Fish sandwich
>>678614077
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>678614592
I lost
>>678614682
KEK fuck i almost pissed myself
>>678614955
douche
>>678613817
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac91yfDe4IE
>>678614077
Dunno why but that picture genuinely pisses me off. Like I don't fucking understand it's purpose. It's so incredibly stupid and not even in a way as to make it funny. Who was the retarded faggot who's great fucking idea it was to release this piece of backed up cuntwater into the eyes of the Internet anyhow? Of what purpose did they intend with this abomination? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be situationally funny? Why should i care that it is naked? Why does it look at me like i should want to laugh at its immature gesture?
Seriously fuck this dumbass banana and the 40+ year Olds who are to blame for surfacing this aborted shart of a sad attempt at humor.
Nigger
>>678615213
I laughed so hard i cried no lie
Based
bamp
>>678615020
this is mean.
>>678614077
You know what you fat fucking loser, I'm tired of your shit. Day in and day out wasting space in your moms basement, your face and fat fucking neckbeard covered in Cheetos crumbs, the floor littered by empty Mt Dew bottles your mom stopped picking up long ago because she has given up on you. The dark room only partially lit up by the computer and monitor casting your fat shadow against the back wall, you load up 4chan giggling to yourself making your fat hairy neckbeard jiggle, dropping Cheetos crumbs all over yourself and the floor which you promptly pick off your shirt put into your greasy face. you know exactly what you are going to do to "troll" other users again its the only form of enertainment you know, You find a ylyl thread and load up your epic banana pic, laughing harder now making your man tits bounce around pushing the limits of your computer chairs weight limits, and start to fill out the captcha. No I take that back you dont fill out the captcha because you are on this site so much you paid to not fill out the captcha because it was to much work, and as you post your obviously not fucking funny banana meme you sit there and wait for "it" and you know exactly what "it" I am talking about, don't you. The only fucking response to your shitty fucking meme "i really, really like this pic" by another fellow neckbearded basement dwelling faggot contributing to the cancer. Well I have had enough, but I dont want you to leave I want you to go fucking kill yourself and stream it, I want to watch the life fade from your eyes so I can actually lose to this ylyl.
>>678615684
am show meem fase
>>678615344
>>678615364
I-I don't know who to tell to fuck off!
Fuck off, Randys!!!
>>678615344
>>678615364
>>678614774
What are you looking at, smoothskin?
>>678615919
because I'm not a cancerous fuck who has to lie to himself about being a literal faggot by pretending it's okay to like cock if it's on a "girl"
This thread is really funny
>>678613817
>>678615816
Do you not know where you are? Did you just wake up from a coma AND have amnesia?
>>678615945
>>678614850
been there, done that
>>678616028
I don't get it what's hapJESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>678615845
write something original, Jewfag
>>678614077
>>678614077
lost hard
>>678614142
Los.
>>678614051
Lost dammit
>>678614235
>>678614190
Might be funny if it wasn't just photoshopped cause someone wanted to make a roast meme.
>>678614774
>>678614328
Idonbelivit
>>678616355
My sides are literally in pain right now.
>>678614850
Lost somehow
>>678616631
why
>>678617007
I remember that cuck getting stumped
>non-cancerous edition
You're just asking for cancer you retard. Underage fags have simple minds, it doesn't take a genius to figure it out.
>>678614774
Burnjamin Vinktim
>>678617399
Dubs speak truth
>>678615344
>>678615364
wut
>>678617395
>>678613896
Context matters.
>>678615344
>>678615364
Which one do I believe?
NAKED BANANA!
Gonna feed ya potassium!
Naked Banana!
Get on ya knees and suck it!
Suck that big hard bananacock!
Deep deep deep deep deep deep down ya throat!
Grabbin the back of ya head and rammin deeper deeper!
Suck it … suck that big hard bananacock deep down ya throat!
Oil that butthole … I want to fuck ya so deep so deep so deep deep!
Rammin this big hard cock deep inside ya! Fucking ya hot cancer hole!
Lovin it here in the hottest thread on this whole damn planet … YLYL THREAD!
>>678614051
Story?
>>678614826
Nigger sandwich throw it away.
>>678615364
>>678615344
What happens now?
What happened to John guys?
He used to post quite a lot and call us no-lifers; I miss it.
JUDDUJ
>>678614784
Underrated
>>678614826
Those are the biggest god damn coon lips ive ever seen
>>678614784
lost
>>678617690
exactly
CATFISHMANN
>>678613817
>>678613817
>>678617932
He an hero'd to break free from this place
>>678618123
Moar?
>>678615155
lolst
>>678615020
lost fucking ham planets.
>>678615252
CAN'T STUMP
Banana Guy
Banana, Banana, Banana.
Banana.
Oh how it came that your heart is so mellow
Such good boy, soft and yellow
Oh whoopsie me, i've lost my peel
I hope those children don't cop a feel
Oh no!
To the door, the policeman came!
He knocked, he kicked but he did not chatter!
"Yellow banana man, come on out, don't make me madder!"
My child could see everything, far and wide!
Everything from your banana bits to your tall, cheeky smile
Just give me it now, your hands on a plate
To the prison cell we go, this cannot wait
Banana, banana, banana man he thought
Who could have taddled, to get banana man caught?
Could it be that man in that shit shirt?
Mother fucking Bill Hitchert
"Oh I like this image"
He said to his friend
When deep down anxiety and dread would fill his head
Meanwhile John, he laughed and groaned!
Poor boy Bill, he wasn't the least bit stoaked
Implications being implied, by this friend that he had defied!
THESE FUCKING TADDLING SWINE, THEY HAVE GOT ME CAUGHT
All for flaunting, my glorious booty so hot
I look for everything, I never bath or groom
IS THAT ANOTHER THREAD?
Wuts Dat, I Raff I Ruse?
>>678614592
Oh fuck my sides it's lowly worm
>>678618125
Are you sure it wasn't the drinking? He seemed like quite the socialite... I'm thinking he may have gone clubbing a little too much, then lost his girl and started drinking himself to death. Probably got himself drunk enough to pull the trigger and then did it the poor fool. RIP you annoying son of a bitch who grew on us like a wart on your girl that you grow to love. We miss you.
Any Russian fags that can translate this?
why you guys only like to post unfunny stuff you suck why you dont like fun?
>>678617395
>cuck
Trump about to lose and his sister fucker supporters are going to b butt hurt just like you're about to get butt hurt about this comment ;)
>>678618568
lost to your super funny post
>>678616631
WHY
>>678618549
rush b
>>678617725
Win.
>>678617771
Car accident. She didn't make it.
>>678618549
in punishment make me feels good by your tongue.
such a naughty prince.
>>678618666
Satanic trips tell lies
>>678617596
fucking kek
>>678618878
LOL XD
>>678618666
Yeah, if Trump wins the nomination it will fracture the Republican party splitting the conservative vote. If he looses he will run as an independent also splitting the vote.
I sware the Democrats are the masterminds behind Trump as his run has handed this election to the Democrats.
>>678615075
More like love you lose
>>678614077
Yes! Yes! Let us laugh! Laugh at the misfortune of others! HA! HAHA! LOL! I am going to post a naked banana! Won't that just be hilarity personified? HAHA! Look! It's a meme of the twin towers! Thousands of great people died! HA! So much win! Such lulz!
You "people" are a degenerate lot. I hope at some point in your lives, you take a look around at the world around you and pause; look at the faces of those passing by. They are just like you! They want to love and to be loved! Not to be exploited by virginal neckbeards! Not to be the laughing stock of the net! These are real people you're laughing at! It is sickening. It is sickening.
And don’t you turn this into a meme text.
>>678614690
Please tell me this is bait. Those clearly are not dubs newfag
>>678614850
Zozzle
>>678618846
>in punishment make me feels good by your tongue.
>such a naughty prince.
crawl back to moldova, you grammerless shitstain
its "for my punishment, make me feel good with your tongue", "such a disobedient prince"
>>678618846
Thank you! Could only recognise the word "naughty" I'm not Slavic enough to read the rest.
>>678618980
He won't win.
>>678618980
Trumps the fucking clown of the Republican party, you fucking idiots. They want him to take the heat for all this bullshit, because they want Hillary in office. She can be bought and paid for, and they know that Sanders *probably* cant. (I dont trust him either).
tl;dr Trump is a diversion the Republicans are using to get the malleable Clinton regime back into office. Yknow, the one that started the fucking housing crisis.
>>678618549
- Satisfy me with your tongue as a punishment
- Such a naughty prince...
- Heh heh!
- Aaa... Mmm...
>>678616467
15 gram banana.
>>678619018
True True, that's why nigger's don't like nigger's but they're always talking themselves up and they black queen but will leave a nigger bitch for a white girl in a heart beat.
>>678619215
How does Bernie and his gap closing with Shillery fall into this plan?
Was being caught apart of their plan?
>>678619107
nice dubs
>>678616355
the worst part of this is they all totally missed the reference to diamonds being the hardest metal known to man
>>678619455
nice dubs
>>678619280
He was really punching above his weight.
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>>678619171
implying i don't care about that when i fucked by government and another shit. i don't learned English at school, expected from aggressive 4chan typical user.
>>678619197
Just scrolled b for interesting thread and found request and just wanted to help. Good day to you, bye
caca prout
@678613817
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>>678615344
>>678615364
Who the fuck is which
>>678619414
>>678619414
No, it wasnt. None of this was part of their plan. They probably didn't think Sanders would get enough votes, just like every Democrat screaming "socialism!" has never gotten enough votes.
I don't think they have a back up plan, either. The Republican party is dying, and this might be their version of a death rattle.
>>678619280
I hope Jon kidnaps her and tortures and kills her, what a cunt.
>>678614955
Oh boy it's this crap again. Do you just sit around all day browsing /b/ looking for ylyl threads waiting for someone to post a picture of a banana so you can post this same old copy pasta? Look at the pot calling the kettle black. You're probably just a NEET trying to make yourself feel better by making fun of other NEETs. You've become a parody of a parody.
>>678614592
lost
My favorite is probably when you fart a fart so big, that you can feel your intestines settling afterwards. It's so comfortable, releasing that pressure. Just like coffee shits.
>>678618105
that was pretty epic. Nice OC
>>678614090
no fucking way
I just lost to this stupid shit?
>>678614077
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>>678615846
>>678615344
>>678615364
i want to ram my meat snake down judys throat. Keep in mind I'm about 4 times her size, so my cock is DIPPING into her intestinal acid. She can't breathe but she DIGESTS the tip of my penis and lives upoon the nutrients. She cries and cries and tries to reach for her gun - but it isnt in her holster. I've got it behind my back. I pull it out - she freaks. You can see what little hope she has left degrade further and further - she wont survive this. But she has one thing, one thought, one PERSON to cling on to - and he just knocked on the door. "Judy?" I hear nicks voice and picture his smug face before i see it. I turn around. NICK. He stands there horrified, groceries in hand, as he witnesses the horrors happening before him. Judy is CHOKING on my cock and running out of air - and time. Her tearful eyes look to Nick in desperation, then realization, as she sees the gun in my hand. I lift it, quivering, at the Wilde's fucking face. He freezes, my finger squeezes, a shot rings off. Hole in his head, brains on the wall behind him. I have slain the mighty Nicholas Wilde, and extinguished the dying flame of hope that judy clung to. She stops fighting for her life after watching nick sink to the floor. Within seconds, she is dead, mouth still on my cock, reaching all the way down to her stomach. Finally, I ejaculate. Gallons of piping hot semen are flung into the stomch of the dead Hopps. I am satisfied.
>>678620111
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."
It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
I lost two things that night.
>>678616631
>>678620159
I mean the kind of fart relief that haunts you for hours afterwards. You can't stop thinking about how good it felt to finally release the beast.
>>678619967
> implying Sanders can win
Nigga you can't be serious. He won a couple of states recently, but he still lags significantly. He would need a decisive win with pledged delegates to get the superdelegates to switch to him, which just isn't going to happen. But that's just as well, because he really isn't the honest politician his supporters would like to believe he is. He creates a boogeyman out of Wall Street the exact same way Trump does out of Mexicans and his financially illiterate supporters eat that shit up.
>>678615945
more like this?
>>678620182
>Nice OC
>OC
nigger are you serious right now
>>678620475
copypasta saved!
>>678614077
Okay /b/, serious question. Can somebody explain to me what the FUCK is with this banana? I'm fucking tired of seeing this shit spammed everywhere. It seems like every fucking YLYL for the past year has just been absolute garbage because some autistic anons have been posting hundreds upon hundreds of variations of that idiotic banana picture. Then they circlejerk themselves by samefagging with "I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS IMAGE" "THANKS LORI" FUCK YOU, LORI. I don't know who the fuck "Bill" or "John" or "Lori" are but it's not fucking funny. This shit is stale.
>>678616265
what the fuck man
>>678616631
>>678620589
Some people have a castration fetish for some reason.
>>678620328
Kind of like how Obama didnt have a chance at winning in the spring if 2008?
>>678616143
>I Just Made This One, Fresh Outa The Oven
>>678620475
Nice copy pasta bro
>>678614850
lmao i did the exact same thing earlier today
>>678614051
lost at third picture
>>678614077
You know what you fat fucking loser, I'm tired of your shit. Day in and day out wasting space in your moms basement, your face and fat fucking neckbeard covered in Cheetos crumbs, the floor littered by empty Mt Dew bottles your mom stopped picking up long ago because she has given up on you. The dark room only partially lit up by the computer and monitor casting your fat shadow against the back wall, you load up 4chan giggling to yourself making your fat hairy neckbeard jiggle, dropping Cheetos crumbs all over yourself and the floor which you promptly pick off your shirt put into your greasy face. you know exactly what you are going to do to "troll" other users again its the only form of enertainment you know, You find a ylyl thread and load up your epic banana pic, laughing harder now making your man tits bounce around pushing the limits of your computer chairs weight limits, and start to fill out the captcha. No I take that back you dont fill out the captcha because you are on this site so much you paid to not fill out the captcha because it was to much work, and as you post your obviously not fucking funny banana meme you sit there and wait for "it" and you know exactly what "it" I am talking about, don't you. The only fucking response to your shitty fucking meme "i really, really like this pic" by another fellow neckbearded basement dwelling faggot contributing to the cancer. Well I have had enough, but I dont want you to leave I want you to go fucking kill yourself and stream it, I want to watch the life fade from your eyes, so I can actually lose to this ylyl.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>ITT: copypasta some of which is acualy funny so it's technecly on topic
Well this thread could be worse, at least it's making me giggle.
>>678615845
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
>>678615782
Have a seat. I'd like to talk to you about that Marion County Police Department watermark.
>>678614077
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
>>678615919
yeah i guess that's the 11th bad thing about her
>>678620759
nothing like that
sanders doesnt have the "just vote for him because hes black" fallback
>>678621222
He has the "he's not Trump or Hillary" thing working for him.
I dunno the US is a during nation anyway so who they vote into their government is not important as the end for that country is going to be the same in the end anyway.
>>678614090
dis shit got me so hard
>>678621481
*dieing country
>>678620759
Not at all. Obama was either leading or close in 2008. Not only has Sanders never lead, but he isn't even close.
>>678614142
Kek.
>>678615020
>quadruple digit weight
Actually stopped reading because of how hard I was laughing
>>678617725
Fucking kek
>>678620980
why
>>678621481
this is true
but thats been true for a while
if america is failing, and europe is being eaten alive by islam where the fuck can we even go
australia?
>>678614328
>internet explorer
>>678615020
moar liek dis
>>678615782
>>678621481
>>678621529
Dying, and no it isn't, lol. Despite what you may think about the US, it has the largest military and is the single most creditworthy entity on the planet. The US may decline at some point, but it won't happen in our lifetime. The difference is that I would rather not vote for some cuck who goes on about white privilege and wants to raise my particular tax bracket to over 50% to help people I don't give a shit about.
>>678618549
as punishment, make me feel good with your tongue
what a disobedient prince
ha, ha, other noises. you get the picture there
>>678620707
I really really like this reaction
>>678618549
type it into google translate using a Cyrillic keyboard
>>678617771
iirc she crashed her daddy's porsche and got rekt'd
>>678622074
Wrong. She just realized she identifies as a male chicken.
>>678616348
Lost hard
>>678614958
this one always gets me
>>678620264
moar?
>>678621835
Militery isn't everything bud
The US has crumbling infastructure, 20th century economics and massive class divides.
It's a dead country its only a matter of time until it falls compleatly, but if you want to belive otherwise I won't tell you you can't as its your right to hold to a fantasy.
>>678621644
Sadly I think China is the future.
>>678615919
The one on the left doesn't have a pussy, thus is useless.
>>678616623
What the fuck are you talking about. That looks delicious.
>>678619215
did you just put a tl;dr after 2 lines of text... which was almost as long as the original comment?
>>678619280
>This fucking bitch needs to die in a freak auto accident
>Then have her corpse anally raped by stray dogs as the firefighters try to pull her mutalated and semi-dismembered body from her daddy's car
> Then as the coroners van is pulling away, a drunk driver slams into the back of the van, catching it on fire.
>As the driver of the coroners van is running away from the burning van unscathed, her twisted pile of guts and flesh begin to carbonize as the fire slowly engulfs the van.
>After the firefighters put out the fire, the same stray dogs attack the corpse, ripping her body into pieces like a fat man would to a well barbecued rack of baby back ribs
>The stray dogs finish her off, crapping out her remains on some back alley street
>All that is left is a pile of brown rubbery shit, laced with pieces of undigested bones, teeth and hair.
This is how this loose bitch needs to die.
>>678619000
Cheeckeem
>>678622683
> Militery isn't everything bud
Military*, and it's protection from external threats which is pretty important, I also mentioned that it is the single most creditworthy entity on the planet meaning it can borrow effectively unlimited amounts of money to fix the infrastructure (which nowadays is generally handled at the state level anyway). Who gives a shit about class divides anyway?
It sounds like you want to believe that it's dying, but it really isn't. It definitely won't fall apart in our lifetime.
>>678622752
No way, China will be an uninhabitable shithole in 100 years if it doesn't change and before you mention it, the debt doesn't really matter because 1) China isn't even the international largest holder of UST, 2) the majority of UST are held by citizens or US government related entities (Social Security, the Federal Reserve, etc.), and 3) the USD is the world's reserve currency and that isn't really poised to change, particularly with the EU showing signs of instability.
>>678616421
Video of the GIF:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-WKSugzoh0#t=74
>>678622997
Would you eat some chicks muff if it looked like that?
>I would
>>678619304
>Aaa... Mmm...
made me chuckle
>>678623438
Shhhhhh just accept the US is doomed
>>678623917
There is no God
>>678623917
WINRAR FINALLY
>>678623917
How the fuck?..
>>678623917
You have GOT to be kidding me!
>>678623908
No, no, I'd rather just look at facts, something you seem incapable of doing (you might even be worse at this then spelling). Now, I'm gonna go to bed, but why don't you be a good little 12 year old and actually do research instead of just saying "hur dur the US is falling apart."
>>678623917
if you say so fam
>>678623917
wat
>>678624109
Check who he's replying to
>>678614249
lost
>>678623917
...
>>678614515
What the fuck is this a new fetish
>>678623917
Now that's spoopy
>>678616421
What the fuck is that thing?!
>>678618549
sauce my man?
>>678614955
zozzle
>>678624107
The US is doomed anon just accept that
>>678624648
I only have the one page, Its etna from Disgaea and that's as far as I know.
>>678614592
>>678624924
Kek, who's going to overtake it? The 4th Reich?
>>678618430
fucking lowly worm! my fucking sides
>>678623917
Underrated post
>>678621792
>wwops
>>678623917
Found in cringe http://geraldgeraldursson.deviantart.com/
>>678615655
more like 14-year old edgelords
![Z0100339-v1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LsU4r96.jpg "Z0100339-v1[1].png")
>>678614774
>that skin
>>678615979
>>678625079
No one will overtake the US
It will collaps on its own
The US is doomed because of its self, not an exturnal force.
Is this the funny banana everyone talks about?
>>678623917
lost
>>678625578
>What is the Civil War
>What is the American Revolution
>What is Bacon's Rebellion
literally happened 3x already bub, each time we've come back stronger - just alternating cycles of whether the collapse ends in more or less central government. The next big kick, whenever it happens, will de-centralize government in the U.S., which may be a good thing.
>>678620038
I lost so fucking hard
>>678615364
>>678615344
i don't know what to do
>>678626360
Tell them both to fuck off
Also
>>678626420 get
>>678616631
What is that?
>>678616103
Scat thread?
>>678626596
Infected spit gland
>>678616631
What the fuck is that?
>>678623917
>>678615919
So true...
>>678615344
>>678615364
>>678613817
>I'm so fly I've got arachnophobia
>>678618666
Hail Satan
