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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>678592989
dubs decide what i say
>>678592989
You missed it (Wait for response)
A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar
Now that's what I call a sweet ass!
Lol not much, random question, will you give me a blow job? I'd eat you out if you want while you blow me but I've never been with anyone like that... I just wanna know how it feels. Please?
>>678593406
Roll
>>678592989
"4chan decided to make me say this"
>>678593406
Gimme the dubs b0ss
Just takin a massive shit
>>678593317
rawl
Gimme the succ of dicc
>>678593406
Rell
Sometimes when I shit it feels so good I shove it back in for round 2
>>678593317
roll
>>678593406
Fugg where's the dubs
You look like one of the goblins from The Hobbit
You know the drill
>>678593733
WINRAR
>>678593733
winrar
Its me
>>678593776
Here you go fam, fresh dubs.
>>678593733
Winrar
>>678593877
Wtf is this get
>>678593999
WHAT
>>678593999
>>678593877
Well shit, son.
>>678593999
Nice trips m8
>>678593999
WTF IS THIS GET
>>678593999
Holy shit. Fuck those dubs get these trips
>>678593999
Wtf is this get
Op is kill
>>678593999
Well done, son.
OP is rip
>>678594330
No im not, waiting for the bitch to reply
>>678592989
THE KAMOONJA MUSHROOM PEOPLE SITTING AROUND ALL DAY
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>678593733
Why haven't we fucked yet? Tits for dick?
>>678594800
winrar
>>678594800
Winrar
>>678594800
holy shit get
>>678594728
OP she is gross looking
>>678594800
How boring of a get.
>>678594800
fuggin get
>>678594800
Too edgy, bet OP wont delivar
>>678594728
hehehe yeah its funny when you're stupid ^_^ so what r u doin' bae? im about to fap my weewee, wanna see? @;_;@
>>678592989
What do you throw a drowning nigger?
The rest of his family.
>>678594963
>>678594800
I ain't no faggot
>>678594800
Do it, op... Be the hero
Hey guise I just crashed into this bread. Has OP been fucked over yet?
I meant your dick for my tits.
>>678592989
Black niggers
>>678595691
Re rollin for this
>>678595386
OP not fag, hope this equals win
Keep it coming lads
>>678595386
Op, you son of a gun!
>>678595854
Not for long sweet cheeks
>>678592989
So how about you show me them tits?
>>678595957
Roll
Sharpie in pooper
>>678595854
boi
>>678595957
this
>>678595957
This omg, roll
>>678596052
Roll
>>678595995
Roll
Well you know in the eyes of god anal doesnt count ;)
>>678595957
Rollolol
>>678596099
winrar
>>678596099
Winrar
>>678595957
Roll
>>678595957
Roll
>>678596099
GET
>>678596099
Winrar
>>678595854
Well I mean, we could change that. But, I'd really like to see what I'm getting into, so maybe show me something?
>>678595957
roll
>>678596177
winrar
>>678596131
Kek
i know why, because u look like dobby from harry potter, you can sniff my socks at most
>>678595854
You don't have to be. Let me pulverize your pork passage with my power pole.
>>678596099
I do believe that's a winner right there, OP.
>>678596210
Beta response faggot
>>678596099
Lets turn this conversation into a rape
want to try out my new sex toy? it lays eggs inside you
>>678596298
Roll
>>678596177
get
As soon as this massive case of herpes clears up
Am I?
>>678592989
you know the drill
>>678595606
>>678592989
Don't worry, you will stay virgin if i do it in your butthole.
Well Id like to fuck you you remind me of my sister
>>678596522
Pretty much yeah
how about i show you my new alien sex toy, sweet cheeks? it lays eggs inside you... xD rawr*
:3 luv u
>>678596522
SAVAGE ASS
>>678596337
Op>>678596345
is the man
>>678596337
Ever wanted to fuck a transsexual?
Virgin? Thats ok, I'll fuck that ass so hard you won't shit right for a month.
>>678596522
I don't plan on wearing a condom so if we have a kid I won't. Promise
>>678596522
By the time I'm through with you, you'll wish all I did was fuck you and leave.
Ill fuck you almost as hard as I do with my dog
>>678596345
Roll for this
>>678592989
so do the curtains match the drapes?
Nnnnnnnngggh too late I just jizzed in my pants
>>678596522
leave you begging for more ;)
>>678596522
>>678596522
By the time I'm through with you, you'll wish all I did was fuck you and leave.
>>678596522
You're fucking right you little whore
>>678596702
Done
>>678596522
ill leave you wanting more ;)
>>678596522
Why would I leave? I can just keep coming back to fuck you.
>>678596605
Gtfo beta
>>678596820
Slick as fuck
>>678596775
reroll for this
>>678596820
Rolling.
>>678596522
"you into bestiality?"
>>678596775
roll
>>678596820
>>678596769
rollan for either
>>678596877
winrar
>>678596933
ayy
>>678596933
get
>>678592989
do you ever fart into your own hands and cup and it throw it up and smell it?
>>678596877
winrar
>>678596522
Just kidding m'lady, I would never leave you. Not even if you wanted me to.
>>678596820
Roll
>>678596933
fucking get cmon
>>678596775
KEK ROLLING
lets hook up tomorrow, i will bring a shovel and some ropes with me ;)
>>678596877
rar get, fuck 33
>>678596933
WINRAR
>>678596726
roll
>>678596955
gal if you think i'd have anything with you besides fucking your virgin butthole you're in for a bloody letdown
i'd much prefer to play world of warcraft or league of legends
Are you of pure Arian blood? I don't want to waste my time with a filthy kike whore.
>>678596933
What a shitter way to ruin this
nah ill marry you bae because im a nice guy ;) you wanna see a pic of my fedora?
>>678596933
holy shit OP gg
>>678597226
No i wouldn't do that. I respect you as a woman and will stay committed to you as long as you feel the same. I appreciate you and love you for who you are, and dont need to have sexual relations to prove that. I love you
>>678597226
I mean wanting more dick, cause mine is below average.
>>678597226
Show me your tits. Now.
>>678597360
roll
I want to make you a single mom. That's how it is now in days.
want to touch my cum towel, it got really crusty when i think of you
Do you know what a "blumpkin" is?
so, you wanna see my peepee or what
>>678597358
"quick question were u born a male?"
>>678597358
The fuck is the difference besides having to put up with nonstop bullshit?
>>678597358
Yes
>>678597466
whatd i fucking say
>>678597358
What's the point in Tinder if you arent gonna fuck. Stop being a prude and come sit on my face. Be honest. You dont want a relationship anyways.
>>678597358
I would very much like to make the sexy times with you
What is this. Highschool or tinder I forgot.
>>678597414
kek rolling for this
>>678597360
So beta. Roll
>>678597466
winrar
>>678597360
Roll
>>678597306
bitch is clearly thirsty as fuck for OPs dick. laughing at corny jokes and tolerating a instant tits pic request because she just wants to fuck, i bet she'd keep talking
>>678597466
winrar
>>678597360
Do it. make this ugly golem feel good for once in her life.
All i want is a blow job. Is your mouth a virgin?
as long as we are exposing our dark sides, Hail Hitler!
>>678597466
So fucking gay
>>678597358
You're the one looking for a guy, so what's that say about you?
>>678593406
rollerino rollerino give me the dubserino
>>678597481
roll
>>678597532
Fuck yeah, roll
>>678597588
huh not too bad of a rar, actually
>>678597414
roll
for real tho you down to exchange nudes?
if this post or any reply to it gets dubs, you say good night, and sleep, and end this fucking thread faggot
>>678597358
I'm sorry. The truth is that I'm a very insecure person and I guess I just kind of reflect this with meaningless sex when all I really want is somebody to care for. I haven't been able to try to love since the last time. It's just so hard.
>>678597466
winrararar
Want to see how many fingers we can fit in your ass?
>>678597811
Holy
Fucking
Shit
Dude
>>678597481
roll for this
>>678597811
nopez
>>678597811
Oh hell yeah
>>678597811
rip thread
>>678593263
Listen here you little purple headed pokemon looking fuckwit, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO TAKE A HUGE SHIT ON YOUR FACE.
I'll stay as long as you take it in the stink hole
"Hey you look like a goblin i killed on runescape the other day"
u right, so what bout dem titties
>>678597811
/thread
>>678597959
Hahahaha nice
Lol, when it comes to politics I'm in the top 1% of understanding. I've been watching political coverage every week since I was 14 fucking years old. But political novice like you think that you actually have an understanding because of the fact you pay attention once every 2 or 4 years. Yeah keep dreaming. Bernie could easily come out and say that having the debate during the fucking NCAA finals limit exposure to the American people, and that as a true believer in democracy he feels that the American people should be given the best chance to hear the information necessary for them making their democratic decision. And that he doesn't know why Hillary Clinton doesn't want to make the time to reach a large national audience to inform them about what she wants to do for the county. And why she would purposely choose the date that forces the American people to make a choice between watching the final game of the series they've been watching all month, and informing themselves on the difference between the Democratic candidates?
Yeah, I guess politics shouldn't be commented on by people who have no fucking idea what they are talking about.
>>678597949
Naw, OP will send it to her. He will deliver.
>>678598120
gtfo
>>678597959
roll
Just send a dick pic she'll have to reply
Want to see me put a rusty fork into my ass while masturbating to a picture of your mum?
"I just got out of a realtionship actually, it ended pretty badly."
Shit in your hand and take a pic of it and send it to her
>>678598299
It's on now.
>>678598316
reroll
>>678598322
winrar?
>>678598316
winrar
>>678598377
All these dubs and yet no delivery
Kelly, have you ever masterbated to your dad? What do you think his cock smells like?
Sometimes i like to shit onto my fingers and smear it all over my face
>>678598377
double dubs OP must deliver
OP doesnt deliver fag
>>678598299
Shit just got real son!
>>678598299
winnna
Someone dox OP for not delivering and murder him.
>>678598299
Check em
Wow, I'm fucking offended that you'd think I'm that kind of guy. I'm just her chatting with you and doing some flirting and you call me out as a womanizer? Not all guys are the same and the fact that you just said that shit to me makes me think you're just like the rest too.
>>678598299
Dem dubs
>>678597991
roll
>>678598299
Fucking stupid...
Im not like most guys you know
>see where it goes from there
Its all over boys, she unmatched
R I P
>>678598120
Lol wrong chat faggot
>>678598299
Forget this and send her this>>678598925
>>678597358
will you give me a blowjob or you'll wait til i get on my senses and block you ?
John 88:88 "OP hath forsaken us."
What app is dis
>>678597358
Call me a revolutionary, but I think you need to have sex before you get into a relationship with someone. Sex can show you more about a person then you ever knew just by talking to them.
>>678599326
Kek, rolling
>>678597504
this man is asking the real questions
>>678597811
thank this faggot for ruining the fun
>>678599321
>>678599326
While I'm sure this is a joke, you should still kill yourself for even being able to type such faggotry.
OP?
>>678599910
look here mate
>>678598968
who gives a shit. like its some random girl not your friend who fucking cares m8
>>678600063
I did not see, sorry
>>678600063
what do ya mean she unmatched
>>678600661
its Tinder fam
>>678592989
Sick lookalike
>>678600900
oh okay
>I've never used tinder
