Has /b/ ever knocked up a girl?
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Has /b/ ever knocked up a girl?
>>678592966
Not to term, no
Took 3 of her teeth.
My wife 2x, and a girl back in college
took 3 tests before i could run out
My dad tolled me to never hit girls.
One of my friends was 19 when she got pregnant. She was abused by her uncle when she was younger so she's terrible at making any kind of relationship decisions. The father was a guy who hung out with drugies but she said he wasn't a drugie. Obviously he's a drugie thus fairly useless. She got an abortion and told everyone in her immediate family except for her father who would flip utter shit
>>678593996
>girl back in college
What's the story with that?
An 18 year old when I was 15. God I love free abortion clinics.
>>678592966
Yes, but I left her. She was only 16. Not sure what she ended up doing exactly.
>>678594327
feeling lazy so no greentext, basically was drunk and it happened, left the bitch and college the day I heard about it.
heard from a friend later she had a tard and dropped out to feed it, I don't even care, dodged a bullet.
>>678592966
yes, my ex. She had an abortion, tho.
>>678594793
>>678594798
Pics of the girls?
>>678594327
We were seeing each other. I lived in a frat, she lived in the sorority, we banged all the time. One day we were drunk and forgot condoms. I was so shit faced I nut in her. Then we had a baby. We both take care of it because she didn't want to get married.
>>678592966
Not personally, but a friends dog tried its best to knock my ex gf up
>>678592966
Yep. I wasn't too young though, and fatherhood is fucking awesome.
>>678594798
Whoa anon, you can't claim this. This is op
>>678594876
Uh, I'll try and find one for you. I'm sure I have one laying around somewhere.
Yes. She miscarried though.
>>678592966
An old fuck buddy of mine got pregnant. Says it was from her boyfriend not me (open relationship)
Kid is now 2 years old and looks just like me
MFW i think i have a kid
>>678595184
Thanks. I made this thread to fap so yeah.
>>678595193
>literally cucked someone else
>uses an image of a chicken
How does it feel?
>>678594876
>>678595184
This is her
>>678595439
How old is she in the photo?
Which one is she?
What was it like emptying yourself balls deep inside that?
>>678595369
Feels strange but the "dad" is a good guy. Kid will have a good life.
Dropped a huge load in my gf in HS, condom broke and her period was three weeks late then she told me she git it with super heavy flow. I don't think about it often.
>>678595547
She's the one in the green top. She's 19 in that. And it was awesome. I came in her most of the time.
>>678592966
No never knocked one up, though one time I punched a girl in the stomach and caused a miscarriage. Didn't know she was preggo before that, feel kind of bad for killing her baby but she was a bitch and had it coming
>>678595897
Meh, she probably deserved it.
>>678592966
Mai waifu, 4x, 3 sons, 1 daughter. Very worth it. Would how is babby formed again.
>>678595897
story?
>>678595897
Greentext. Also, where you from? In the US that could have land you a prison sentence for manslaughter
>>678594798
>she had a tard
you got shit sperm
>>678596475
Or she has shit eggs.
>when in doubt blame the woman
>>678595547
Heh, looks like she did end up having the kid. Whoops. Haven't heard anything since though, so I guess I'm okay.
>>678592966
I did once, have a son now. I thought she was on birth control and thought I could keep from coming and shot half my load in her when she rode me. He's 8, I haven't seen him in 4 years and I'm not a nigger. Girls get really clingy when they are pregnant and after she found out she was pregnant she told me to cum inside of her every time we fucked. I loved it until the boy came out and had to raise a baby.
>>678596939
Get Fucked Boi.
>lol, an IUD commercial just came on tv
>>678596939
She went all maternal/illogical and kicked you out of the picture?
>>678592966
Yes, we have a 4 year old now. I'm fucking another girl, but she doesn't even know she exists so I'm in the clear for now.
>>678597303
No I started doing oxys and she grew up with drunk parents and didn't want our son to deal with substance abuse. I tried quitting a few times where we stayed together but I ended up just leaving them after I relapsed once and she tried killing herself. I quit now and they are both alive, that's all I know though.
Happened when I was younger, dated for a little over a year, we were like 16/17, she got pregnant, I told her she could abort or I was out, she decided I was bluffing. I fled to Canada. Never heard from her again, somewhere I have a 5 y/o
>>678598102
Exactly why men need the ability to sign away parental rights.
>>678592966
Two.
>anime con
>meet girl at rave
>she just turned 18
>take her back to hotel room and fuck her >bareback and cum in her
>never see her again and never even exchanged contact info
>few years later find her on a cosplay page
>learn she got pregnant at the con I fucked her and kept the baby
>unless someone else came in her bareback it's mine
>fuck a married woman in her 30s that i met online
>don't use condom and cum in her thinking she's on BC
>turns out she's not
>gets pregnant and is against abortion
>tfw some cuck is raising my child
>>678598102
Top kek
Is it bad that I want to have a bunch if kids somewhere but not raise them or even hear of them ever again?
Yeah, last summer. She miscarried though. Kinda sad, but honestly relieved since I don't want kids. Plus she already had a son with aspergers, so I was worried how things would turn out.
>>678598756
I think that's most guys, if I could I would knock up every hot chick I saw.
>>678598756
I want that too. Doesn't seem weird to me. Just seems hot.
>>678598226
There is no way I could have been a dad, never really had a Dad myself growing up (Cheated on my mum a bunch and then bailed).
Mum made me go stay with him occasionally, he was a drunk and would kinda just ignore me, smack me up if I didn't do the cleaning/cooking quick enough/how he wanted.
Was a pretty fucking angry teenager, very little patience or tolerance for bullshit, would have been a terrible role model and probably would have fucked his life up pretty bad.
Facebook stalked her for a bit, she had the kid, pretty sure her mum and dad helped her bring him up.
>>678598776
ugh I'd avoid girls who already have kids. It's a lot more than I'd like to have in a relationship initially. Also she'd be busy with them as she should be. Breaking up with her would make me feel like I'm letting down the kid. But god aspergers would be terrible to deal with.
>>678598102
Any pics of her?
>>678598756
>>678599037
donate to a sperm bank
>>678598417
Pic of the comic-con girl?
>>678599330
That's not the same, but not a bad idea either. Hard to donate though unless you're a 6+ ft adonis of a man. And no one on /b/ is that.
>>678598776
These people are the true fucking champions man.
Anybody that raises a child with a mental disability has an insane level of commitment and patience. One of my friends little brothers growing up was a sperg, fucking unbearable little cunt. My clearest memory of him was smacking him in the head after he'd just laid into their dog with a chain. Wasn't invited back to the house, stayed friends with the buddy though (was his half brother and he hated the cunt too)
>>678599253
Maybe it's just because I live in the midwest, but it seems like a lot of girls around here have multiple kids by the time they turn 25. Considering I turn 30 this year, that makes the dating pool pretty shallow.
Here's a slut I knocked up back in high school. She ended up having the baby, obviously.
>>678599312
I have some REAL low quality tit pics somewhere, gimmie a sec
>>678596939
have to ask, what's sex like with a pregnant woman?
>>678599765
Nah I wanna see her face.
>>678599825
I'm not him, but it can be pretty awesome. Pregnant chicks (the ones I've fucked anyway) were horny sluts most of the time.
>>678599629
Oh yeah, she'd have to call him at exactly 8 pm every night. We met while both working out of town and staying at a hotel. I could hear him on the phone and figured he was 6 or 7 from the way things sounded. Then I found out he was 13.
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>>678600029
Nono, show her whole face/body. It doesn't have to be a nude or anything.
>>678599950
Nah son. /b/ is full of detectives and super heroes, not gonna risk them tracking down my long lost son
She was pretty cute though
>>678593808
Knocked out ≠knocked up
>>678600472
>Derp
whatyearisit.gif
>>678600721
Was the first thing that came to mind, couldn't make replica post
Twice on purpose. Then she decided to destroy parts of my life and hop on a lot of dicks one day. Blamed me for all her shortcomings in life. She ended up getting knocked up and tried telling me it was mine. The time frame the last we fucked was a month off. Even went as far to say the guy she was fucking nuts didn't work. I laughed and told her to fuck off.
Started railing a dime, at least in my book, shortly after. That one was an accident. There are pics of the conception somewhere.
My wife. Twice.
>>678598102
>>678598226
>>678600695
This is the first time I've ever spoken to anyone about it. This is the first time I've even thought about it in years, just looked her up.
First pic I saw was of the kid wearing some faggy snapback.
I did the right thing
>>678599694
I understand it's unfortunate. I'm in the southeast. I feel a lot of them have some kind of instinct that makes them want to have kids and be a stay at home mother. It just feels like such a lacking life no better than a piece of breeding livestock. I'd like someone who can stand on their own two feet and not be dependent on others bouncing from relationship to relationship constantly because they need love.
>>678600695
You just put a little red line in the corner of the pic in MS Paint or some shit and then test it through TinEye. If TinEye doesn't find it, /b/ won't.
>>678592966
I've never BEEN WITH a girl, so I 'otta say nah.
>>678602230
Awww shit nigger she has another kid now too by the looks of it, no dad to be seen though.
mfw
I came in 90% of chicks ive fucked
None get pregnant, and never will
>76 replies
>2 pics related
this is why you're shit /b/
>>678602464
Against my better judgement I will trust you.
Do you want recent pics or old pics? I have a couple that she sent me way back in the day
>>678592966
Nope. 18 and still a virgin. Kil me know.
>>678602875
I would like a pic of what she looked like when you fucked her. Also a pic of her while she was pregnant if possible.
>>678603013
Dude don't even worry about it, got laid at 15, have had a pretty regular sex life since then, honestly not that fantastic.
Unless your with someone that's pretty fucking cool sex can be average and at times unbearably awkward.
Just wait, you'll find someone you fit with, and shit will just happen
>>678603013
22 and kissless, handholdless virgin here.
fuck off =]
>>678592966
Yep. Got a girl preg when I was 19. We broke up a few weeks later. She ended up marrying the next guy she dated and I guess he adopted the baby?? I only saw the baby one time. She never asked for child support. Never offered to let me see the baby. On Facebook, I see that the baby is now 16 and is a cheerleader named Emily.
The mom is now divorced. I've tried many times to fuck her for old times sake. Only managed to jack off while talking to her on the phone. She never mentions that I'm the kid's biological father and neither do I. Haven't spoken to her in a few years. She got fat.
Also the kid is kinda ugly to be honest.
>>678603523
Wow. I'm following the steps of a faggot. Fuckin' rad.
>>678595897
If this is true you should have been brought up on criminal charges. But it's probably a lie.
>>678603096
This is her preggo, can't find any pics of her when she was younger, her fb profile doesn't go back that far, think she got fb just after I split
>>678599492
I'm 6'5 and pretty fat. 300 lbs. but I have a PhD. I donated sperm once. But it's not like you shoot one load and that's it. You have to shoot 12 loads over a 3 month period and have extensive look work done.
>>678598226
It's called not having sex/using safe birth control
>>678599710
Christ. The male is wearing sandals. The MALE is wearing SANDALS.
I'm 24. Still a virgin. I've had plenty of opportunities as multiple women have literally said "Hey anon wanna fuck?" I just can't wrap my head around having sex with someone I don't care about that much. It's just awkward as fuck and I can't see it being as appealing as someone I care about. I guess I've literally just put myself in the waiting for marriage box or at least a serious relationship. I'm not a very warm feelings person so I turn down a lot of those opportunities as well. I'm halfway sour about how cold I am but I do see the benefits as well.
>>678603096
Oh yo found something
>>678599629
Laid into their dog with a chain?
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>>678603988
Nice. What was it like emptying yourself balls deep inside her?
>>678604276
This is a thread for straight people only.
>>678604276
You're a liar.
Yup and her and I decided to not get an abortion because our genes are superior unlike you betas>>678594654
>>678594229
>>678594819
>>678604102
Yeah they typically do a full analysis of your health, and physical features. Having a PhD is pretty good as well because part of a personality is inheritable. They do put you on a cum schedule from what I've heard.
>>678604421
I got to their house, mum was outside drinking with a friend, and the little cunt was chasing the dog around the house using it's choker chain like a flail.
Yes. She told me,,,then broke up with me. it was odd but either way she got an abortion. she was only like 1 week preg so she got like shocked or some shit. lol shes never talked to me to this day.
>>678599710
You had your dick inside of that fugly?
>>678604276
wish I had done that. I feel like a slut now that my # is 6 and wish I could take almost all of them back. My dream chick will be pretty pissed when she finds out my number but will still love me for me and get over it.
>>678592966
>asking /b/ if they've ever spread genetic material
The answer is almost invariably "no," anon.
>>678604481
Even better one wanted to be fuck buddies. But god I couldn't talk to her for more than 5 mins without wanting to rip my hair out. She's a dumb blonde . But I knew she wanted a relationship and I knew I'd feel like shit for not taking it past fuck buddies.
I suppose it's possible.
>>678605012
How many chicks have you creampied?
>>678604456
Thought shit was pretty cash at the time, looking back not so much. We were pretty young, didn't really know what we were upto. Usually just some pretty vanilla shit.
On the plus side she was obsessed with head. Giving head. Legitimately loved sucking dick.
>>678599710
That is a shitload of bad genetics to impose on an infant.
>>678604569
You have to jack off every 3 days but they only pay you for 12 samples. They want to make sure your spermy boys are not old dead ones.
>>678604812
Nah 6 isn't that bad and within the normal range. My number would be around 3-4 but as I've said I'm closed off emotionally. Even so as long as you don't act like you've been with a ton of girls most don't care. Many women don't like the awkward first couple times getting you up to speed on how the perfect sex works however most of them are stuck up and not worth being with in my opinion. I have a lot of friends who make bad relationship decisions lol
>>678604276
See this
>>678603307
You're definately making the right decesion, if I could go back and change my choices I would
>>678592966
> get vasectomy
> get vasectomy reversal later
> knock up chicks
> accuse them of cheating
> they claim faithfulness
> give them free photocopy of vasectomy paper
> dump them
> no further contact
This is my answer to feminism.
>>678603587
Pic of kid?
>>678605467
I've heard it that way and other people are fairly fuck with no regrets. I'm constantly thinking about the past and potential future so I already know what to say before the question comes up lol. Some days I wish I could just let it all go and fuck one of my friends. Alcohol kills my libido unfortunately but loosens me emotionally. Weird.
>>678603587
Preach man.
Just found pics of the kid that I think might be my son, glad I bailed. Looks like a raging faggot.
>>678604697
Oh. The little sperg deserved the punch then. The mom too
>>678603587
brb, searching facebook for 16yo emily cheerleaders
Wanna be a grandpa?
>>678605811
All the people I know that fuck without regrets are ape tier.
>>678605932
Pic?
>>678602230
>>678602577
dodged a stupid slut bullet, gj
>>678606040
kek'd
>>678606040
Good luck and god speed anon
>>678606020
Yep.
Think I hit him pretty hard, don't really remember. Was pretty mad, the dog was chill as fuck.
>>678592966
Yep and I'm currently on the night watch for my baby
>feelsprettygoodman.jpg
>nothing is better than pregnant sex
>>678606102
true. They end up with a lot of drama in their lives and unnecessary stress and uncertainty. Later when it's time for a career they get left in the dust by people who can commit more time and have more free time.
Yes and flushed those aborted mongoloids down the fucking drain. Aborted them myself I did.
>>678592966
yeh
the first time I fucked
5 seconds of furious intercourse that led to a child
>>678592966
Yes, got an abortion. Best decision of my life.
>>678592966
No, but my ex was pregnant when I first met her. Had no idea. I found out 2 months into the relationship that not only had she had a secret abortion, but she was cheating on her bf with me. She was one of those hot grills with "issues". But the sex was phenomenal and she was ALWAYS dtf. Example:
>Post-abortion-reveal
>"My doctor said I cant have sex. It could really fuck me up."
>An hour later...
>"OH GOD FUCK ME, ANON. PULL MY FUCKING HAIR. OH FUCK."
>>678607662
This is a man that takes care of his own problems.
The world needs more just like you sir.
>>678592966
twice. two abortions. one girl almost died cause her womb wouldnt stop bleeding.. second cried about killing her kid for over a year..
honestly wish i had just said fuck it and had a kid with the first girl.. but im fine either way. i didint know what i do now. im not hung up on it.
worked out well , im going to school and gunna have a real career instead of workign my ass off to buy diapers and fight with my kids mom about dumb shit
>>678607662
with a coat hanger?
>>678608251
oh btw first girl had the pill abortion.. theres litterlly a 1% chance this bleeding thing happens.. yes 1/100 and they didn't even tell us.
>>678608622
My girl did the pill thing too, and it fucked her up and she ended up having to get a surgical abortion. That shit is no joke.
>>678608920
yep . she got all pale, 0 color in her lips, and said she was getting tunnel vision... raced her to the ER. one of the scariest events in my life
>>678608251
You did the right thing, you wouldn't be able to provide and raise the child at that time.
I had a childhood friend, she got knocked up when was 17 I think, met up when she had a year or two old child already and god it was hard to communicate with her, the only thing she talked about and everything was about the child, she like lost herself completely and became a full-time nanny robot.
When you're young, you won't understand that shit and wont want and be able to take such responsibility, everything you ever wanted to do and love, will be lost.
When you're older then you already lived your life and have money, you would be happy to add something to your life, but in youth, naah, you want to be free and have decisions and ways.
>>678609334
fully agree.. life is about quality not quantity.
first girl understood. second lost her shit.
>>678609334
yeah they just become livestock taking care of children. While being able to take care of children, they haven't grown up to know how to deal with the real world. They don't have the skills for a higher than minimum wage job. They have to have a man in their life who will support them as they're rarely single for long. I find it hard to imagine guys fall for it but I guess the guy likes the provider / white knight role. I see them and think there's a lot of women out there why settle for one who has baggage?
>>678609334
i have a friend who got knocked up and then again the next year.. and she couldnt take it ended up hooked on painkillers and heroin.. all cause she felt like every life is precious kind of nonsense..
sometimes you just gotta save yourself.. if god feels otherwise fuck him.
look at crime rates after abortion was made legal... shit is crazy yo dropped like nobody's buisness
>>678610300
both my parents had decent jobs and we had a decent neighborhood with little to no crime.
still i felt neglected.. my parents didint teach me how to survive they kinda expected school to do it i guess.
i knew i wasnt ready to show a kid how to survive because i was still learning myself.
if i have a kid ill be devoted.. fuck that half ass parenting shit..
Twice...
Kept first one
Avoided second
The first born is the proper heir anyway.
I'm teacher her all the autistic ways of /b/ and curse words. I pretty much want her to be really smart, but horrid to deal with in both school and life. That way she'll be anti-social and driven to make more money.
>>678610615
nah bro .. teach her social engineering.. anti social is weak as fuck..
>>678609586
well most women are quantity, that's why many choose to be alone or try to avoid kids.
I hope you're happy and living a good life and not making shitty decisions again.
>>678610310
you're right the child needs to be raised by parents who want it and are able to provide
>>678610794
This.
Knocked up wife four times, our younger girl was born last week. Not sure if we are going for five or not.
>>678595193
Similar situation with me, I hooked up with this girl that I knew had a bf. We fuck like animals, it starts turning into a straight up affair. Tells me she wants a baby but he has low sperm count. Tells me she's going to get her gay friend to donate his sperm for her to do it medically. I say how about u let me cum inside and get u pregnant but u raise it with him. She gets excited and we fuck like mad again. Two weeks later she misses her period. Takes the test and it comes back positive. She's super happy and her bf is also. So I knocked her up and have zero ties. Good times...
>>678592966
yea, falcon punch saved the day.
>>678611511
Mexican black Jewish Morman redneck detected.
>>678610794
Well, if I teach her that, it'll back fire. If I teach her to be something, it won't work out. If she is anti-social she won't end up some dumb high-school teenager doing drugs and pregnancy.
Besides, anti-social is only bad in a few fields. Like liberal study shit, actual engineering, medical, law - all the people that do well don't waste their early years talking to slack jawed yokels for fun on a Friday night.
>>678602662
is it because you fuck chickens?
>>678610794
lol there's the puppets, puppets who broke their strings, and then there's the puppet master
>>678611827
anti social is bad for her own health. dont be retarded.
>>678611881
facts of life.
>>678611993
How is it bad?
And maybe I just mean Non-Social Extrovert?
Seriously, how is it bad, once you're outside of school?
>>678592966
Pretty often, actually. After they wake, I tell 'em "you shouldn't have mouthed off"... Oh, wait, you said knocked UP. Nevermind.
>>678611706
None of the above, friend.
>>678610300
I fully agree, that girl had a shitty man, he was white and acted and talked like a nigger, always talked shit with her, abused, made her feel like nothing she even had to steal when she was still in school to provide for the child and was full rapper mode by clothes had some charges for assault with friends on some dude.
So full bad boy mode, he was 24 if I remember correctly at the time, I was 18-19 and a conflict loving stupid piece of shit back then, we've know eachother for 8 years I think by that time, wanted to raise her confidence and make her feel human again, well because she was always a good friend.
Took her out for dinner, took her to the bars and pubs, while the "alpha" was at home holding the child, she got home 5 am drunk as fuck, she told him everything.
She wrote to me next day that the dude wants me to come over to their house, to thank me for opening his eyes, how he loves her and blabla, basically wanted to beat the shit out of me.
When she was at the harbour, going back to her father, who went to live in sweden and opened up a building company, she went there with the dude to live.
I went to send her away with her best friend went straight to the guy, when he saw me he looked away like he did't notice me, when I was already standing in front of him, holding my hand out to shake it and say my name, he looked at me for a second, said his name, took the kid and his shit and went to the ship, while the mother stayed there.
I told her that I could help her with money if she needs anything, that it's stupid for her father to provide for her child and that piece of shit, who's acting up all tough, but actually is a piece of shit.
She told me she will think about it, but in the long run, they took money from her dad who took a loan for it, bought a house in sweden, made a second child and took a dog, while he completely lives off her and her dad.
Gr8 life
>>678612235
loneliness is painful even for those who say it isnt.
we are social creatures.. its better to be at the top than the bottom. keeping your head down and just making cash is no way to live.
>>678612678
sorry i want to read that but it just looks like a wall of garbage. please structure your text.
>>678612865
The thread is dying, english is my third language, so I would write the greentext for ages.
Basically it's a story how that particiluar woman made the shittiest decisions possible, with clinging to the childs father,
She had no real life experience was like an autist stucked in a shell or a prison, saw only one way out.
>>678612678
K wow
>>678612758
Well, making friends would be on her. But don't confuse some drunk dumb bitch that parties every night, as being less "lonely" than someone that stays home on the weekend reads books and can still have close friends.
>>678610615
Really bad idea. You have no idea of knowing for sure what is going to happen, she might just get depressed and get into drugs then be whored out by some fuck.
Doing that to your daughter on purpose instead of letting her live a normal life is just so wrong.
Yep. She was on pill. She started feeling sick so she went to hospital and found out she had a miscarriage.
>>678613720
What's more normal than teaching her the history of our culture?
I was first generation dank memes and she will be raised on it farther ahead then any of her peers!
>>678610615
You can teach her stuff and make her avoid problems, but don't manipulate and try to change her, I've made many of these mistakes.
Take her as she is, with all her faults, because you must live with her whole your life.
For love is to give, for lust is to posess, you won't want to be with a woman, whom you manipulated into someone or who isn't as she really is, believe me, that would make you despise her a bit by bit, in addition if you always tell her what to do and how to live, she will be dependant on it and wont be able to make her own decisions, comes tyron, has some mildly manipulative skills and you have a nigger son.
Make her independent, just teach her stuff and make her realize things.
>>678592966
One girl.
She was on implanon.
Got her pregnant.
Baby terminated before she could get it removed.
Have ***NEVER*** gone bare back ever since.
You can't trust women faggots. At all.
She wanted to get the implanon removed despite the fact she knew I would An Hero if she ever had the baby.
She couldn't afford it, I was lucky.
Many men are not so lucky.
>>678614322
She's already half black, and superior in genetics to either race. All of the strengths none of the weaknesses.
She's more intelligent than all the white kids, she's faster and stronger than any of the black kids, at her age +1.
I think being raised via collective internet knowledge will have the opposite effect of what you would fear. If anything she would have a better grasp and understanding of true human nature.
>>678613540
>But don't confuse some drunk dumb bitch that parties every night, as being less "lonely"
your going off on a tangent.. i think you have some issues with your own social life.
teach your girl to be confident socially
dont give her your negative outlook on social skills. it will backfire.
>>678614777
Can't argue with trips
>>678614322
>comes tyron, has some mildly manipulative skills and you have a nigger son.
>>678613540
truer words have never been spoken.. your gunna give her issues and she will seek tyrones attention..
>>678614777
that jackpot for the troll..
>>678614188
You know as well as anyone else on here that what we are doing is neither normal nor healthy. Our culture is something born from sadness, depression, anger and loneliness.
Your daughter has the chance to be a normie so let her be one instead of making her suffer as we have.
>>678615168
Just read some courage wolf, and spread the faith sadfag.
>>678615061
I was worried I wasn't being subtle enough... but these kids these days.
>>678614777
nice trips
why does she need your guideance when she's already smart?
I mean i've been here from 2007, I had shitty parents so 4chan and internet raised me.
2012 or even 2013 was the last year, when here were any kind of interesting people or intelligent ones.
I mean I've talked about life and death, to 80 year olds, to serial killers, weebos, outcasts, "hackers" all with proof, I got many new world views and understandings, because people all shared knowledge and tried to better eachother.
Now it's just a big pile of cancer, I've came back here, for about a month to see how it is now, For a month there was only 1 good thread, what taught me something, the only thing you will be able to teach her is to be a retard.
If you're here longer than few years, the only thing you will teach her is unhappiness, by the knowledge, if you know much you wont be happy, read about 500 books and you will find yourself in the same situation.
Depends on the internet knowledge, mostly it's shit and stupidity, it isn't practical in real life.
>>678616550
Weird, I was here since 2004, and in 2007 the way you felt in 2012 is exactly how I felt about you!
What a coincidence.
>>678616810
Sure you are here from 2004.
Let's assume it's so, are you happy?
>>678617021
Well yeah, I have everything I could want in life. And I get to help people everyday at my job.
So good job, good wife, good home, good kid, good girlfriend, good internet connection, decent health and a great bed. What more could I want?
Currently waiting to hear if my ex is pregnant, she stayed over a couple weeks ago and I came in her about 4 or 5 ttimes. Fucked her like crazy man it was great. Guess she's back with her ex now
>>678595193
Did this, have a child that is being raised by another man. Not sure if it feelsgoodman
>>678595193
would have secretly done dna test..
wtf lol
>>678607917
I really hope you aren't proud of this, it's actually disgusting.
>>678595897
i dont understand the point in punching so low unless you intended to kill a baby..
best way to drop a bitch is to hit her in the diaphragm ... no where near the womb.
your a child killer
>>678618770
implying you wouldnt blow your load if some bitch did this with you.
>>678618770
Weird way to spell super fucking hot.
I love reckless crazy sluts.
Yep got a chick preg when I was 16 then again when I was 18 then again when I was 22
>>678619095
>>678619100
Dat Hivemind
>>678619199
Do you pay child support for any of them?
>>678618770
just so you both know.. the real reason they say dont have sex is because they are super fertile after an abortion .
>>678619260
i know a dude who has 4 kids and pays no child support and just shoots up heroin every day.. pretty close to murdering him.
take care of your kids faggots you are being watched.
>>678619260
No the first girl I had two kids with up and left 3 years ago and I can't find her anywhere and the girl I'm with now isn't making me because we are in a relationship
>>678619298
That's not even close to true...
There's a huge fear of infection from your dirty cock.
>>678619474
Don't talk about my dad that way!
>>678604203
what's wrong with wearing sandals? are you fucking autistic?
>>678619641
It's true ask someone at an abortion clinic. stop being a faggot.
Yup. My wife a year and a half into being married. It's not all that bad. Having kids becomes pretty neat after a few years. Still can't sleep right, but you tend to inventory your friends when you realize they're too chicken shit to hold a baby.
Like come on, it's just a fuckin' baby - quit being a little faggot.
yeah. she was on the pill, i pulled out when i came, it was the first time we'd had sex... boom. pregnant.
>>678619887
>it's just a fuckin' baby
sounds like you think your tv will raise your kid just fine.
>>678619910
get a test... pull out works unless you stick it back in after. precum doesnt contain sperm . rumor starts cause dudes go back in for seconds.
>>678620114
>precum doesnt contain sperm
not what her doc said...
>>678620451
there was a myth for a long time.. but 99% of men dont have sperm in their precum
if you pull out.. and dont go piss after.. and then you go back in any time after that.. theres still sperm in the urithra.
>>678620570
59% don´t. Other one is probably right.
>>678620811
no its much rarer than that. your junk has to be malfunctioning to have sperm coming out before reaching
3 years of sex with gf using pull out method. At least twice a week sex. Not knocked up yet.
I cum inside too, but only when she just got off of her period, and right before, 6 days before and after in her 30ish cycle.
>>678621103
the 59% i got was traces of sperm that can lead to pregnancy depending on circumstances.
Actual pregnancy rate is probably lower but are still taking a pretty big risk.
>>678621344
traces of sperm happen because dude came prior.. thats what im saying.
>>678621344
59% of men probably jack off before sex.. theres no sperm in precum.
>>678594798
nigger detected
kys
>>678595204
kek
Just don't fuck a bitch raw when she's super horny, that's when she's most fertile. It's just biology.
Notice how everyone is having a hard time getting pregnant. Sperm travels 3 days to get to egg, once egg is in womb it dies in 24 hours. Imagine the orchestrated timing to get pregnant.
It's easy to not get pregnant especially with a girl on a regular cycle, you just need to time when you need to use protection. If she's super horny off schedule then she's fertile off schedule do not fuck raw.
>>678594798
Supposedly.
>>678621722
scheduals change tho.. thats why this plan is so risky. you cant just nut in a bitch.. if she gets a new work buddy or something.. her cycle could change at the drop of a hat. b itches literally drop eggs to make sure they get knocked up when competition is around.
>>678622526
Details.
>>678623514
Girl told me I got her pregnant back in high school after we broke up. She was mad at me over something I can't remember and was just trying to have a "yeah, take that" moment.
She told me directly after that she miscarried due to stress.
>>678598756
>>678599033
So I'm not the only one. Good.
>>678592966
Thank god no, I fucked my fair share with and without condoms, pills, psycho sluts that didn't let me go when I was cumming.
And now I have a fiancé, getting married soon, so it doesn't matter anymore, I have dodged some bullets, holy shit.
>>678623817
she lied.. girls lie when relationships are failing instead of just breaking up.
>>678624303
She had a kid uncannily close to 9 months after the last time we fucked. She married someone after we stopped seeing each other, but the timing is kind of worrying. Even moreso when I learned she named the kid what I told her I wanted to name my kid.
>>678592966
only knocked her house door because she had malfunctioning ringbell.
>>678624470
she might have tried to hook you into being the backup dad cause it was someone elses. seriously they do anything when they are under the stress of being a new mom.
>>678624663
Maybe so man. Still makes me wonder. What if 10 years down the road the kid finds out his dad isn't his biological father? Sometimes I think I should have pushed for a paternity test when I first realized the dates added up.
>>678592966
3 times, yes. My Girlfriend is CURRENTLY knocked up right now in fact. Zero fucks given. I always cum inside. Condoms are for pussies. Real men can raise kids.
>>678625186
And retards cry in front of a judge when she leaves you and you're paying child support.
Got a 17yo pregnant when I was 36.
>>678625295
What happened after?
Yeah. Wife of my best friend. We got to fuckin', she lied about the pill, I knocked her up, she divorced her husband to be with me, then she miscarried. I dumped her, she ate a bottle of pills. Now I drink a lot, but I pay real good for love songs.
>>678625463
Don't know. Still 36 but no baby yet.
my youngest sister. thank god for planned parenthood.
>they dont even ask for ID.
>>678625594
i see what you did there.
>>678592966
Remember that sex, even with the "safest" "precautions", always has unintended consequences.
>knock up GF
>she wants to keep it
>Ohfuckno.jpg
>hire a friend of a friend to fake mug us
>punched GF in the gut
>knocks her over
>she goes to icu
>get baby checked
>not dead
>severe cranial damage
In about 5 weeks retard baby is due.
>>678625944
Lol. Enjoy the medical bills for life
>>678625944
kek <-- this one
kek
kek
>>678592966
Yes. It was our first time having sex together we were both virgins. Used a condom but apparently it broke without us realizing. She got pregnant and fell into a hole of stress and depression, which led to a miscarriage.
>>678625585
>>678625944
God fucking damnit, how much i hate some people. Literal Human trash.
>>678626883
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>678627059
It makes me angry regardless because there are people that really do that.
>>678593808
Underrated post
>>678625944
>>678592966
Yea, twice. Got two awesome sons and a great wife out of the deal. Can't complain.
No.
Been having unprotected sex with GF for 2.5 years. Always cum deep inside her pussy, no pregnancy yet.
Think I'm sterile.
Yeah, I did.
Straight and damn did she bleed after that. One straight punch into her face. And she fall down back wards, K.O
Hahaha, everyone looked how she hold her nose. At least she already wanted a new nose, so your welcome. Biaaatch !
