ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
I'm ugly af
I've talked about it on here before but yeah. I want to experience being a patient in a mental hospital. I also want to experience jail but there is no realistic way to do that - that doesn't mess up my life but I really want to experience it.
I created a huge lie about a gang I used to be in that was essentially the illuminati in order to get a friend of mine to cooperate and meet every demand I made.
I would use fake numbers and text her telling her what she had to do, or else people in her life would be killed.
To make it seem real, I intentionally made a car hit me to further insist that I would be killed if we didn't listen to the demands of this group of people.
I got her to send me nudes, blow me and even jack me off, but never fucked her.
Eventually I started falling in love with her, but I knew the only way I could keep her in a relationship with me is by continuing with the threats.
Eventually i took it a little too far and she snapped and tried to kill herself, her father found her after she took a bunch of pills and they almost immediately packed up and left the state but not before going to the police.
I haven't heard anything from her since, and I don't know whether she found out it was me all along, but I kinda miss using her for my own personal happiness.
Oh. And I also made her turn against the love of her life when I first started with all the lying.
I made her believe that he wanted to rape her and use her and he was actually a child predator (he was 24 she was 17, online relationship)
She believed me, because she thought I was in her life protecting her from all these "bad people" so why would I have any reason to lie to her?
I eventually started making her turn on more and more people in her life until it was just me and a few others that she could count on.
I eventually wanted even more attention from her so I told her that I found out I had cancer and only a few months to live, which brought her to an all time low.
after we broke up and she left the state, I got her best friend to stop talking to her by making up a bunch of lies and saying she had been black mailing me and taking advantage of me.
>>696988682
Now her best-friend has been falling in love with me and I'm waiting until it's official so I can send a message to my "ex" and completely break her.
Killed a man
>>696988661
do you want to be crazy as well?
>jail
depending on your age you could go on Beyond Scared Straight or something
>>696988916
I mean I'm mildly depressed but otherwise normal, sane and rational but I'm not sure why it's just something I've aIways wanted to experience.
What is the age limit? how does it work?
I have a fetish for womens shoes - mostly flats in particular.
any time I am at someones house that has a shoe pile by the door, I try to sneak away at some point to go try them on or fap with them. in the rare occasion, I have taken them when I know they would not notice.
Now I just buy a ton on ebay, and have something like 75 pairs. but i am also a trap, so I get away with wearing them normally sometimes.
I sucked a dick for 50 bucks.
Granted i do it for free normally but it felt gross seeing as it was a dick i would not have wanted to suck if there was no money involved.
Also a sucked a niggers dick once and thats an even bigger secret than the one above.
Granted i was super black out wasted and it was him who was basically forcing himself in my mouth i still hate the fact i have a very slight memory of it.
欠 を 食べる
>>696988526
I'm fucking my former best friend's ex girlfriend and I don't give a fuck because he is a complete and utter faggot.
>>696989227
Never got this fetish yet i have a foot fetish and always get hard for woman in sandals.
>>696989396
truuuuu
>>696989450
I have a fetish for married/engaged/generally unavailable women. Cheating is hot.
I share my gfs ass quite often to see the reactions to it
>>696989427
Pics or it didnt happen
>>696988858
in reno?
just to watch him die?
my mother's car fingered me in the back of my mom's friend.
>>696989721
Was it pleasent?
My cousin and I have been talking about getting her fat ass pregnant for 2 years now. She lives to fat away.
I once picked up this homeless chick and fucked her. Then found out she was 14 so I fucked her again.
I watched this girl get fucked by her dog while she sucked me off. Dog didn't knot in her.
Im the king of sexual perversions. I wont get off unless its completely fucked up and immoral.
>>696989690
When I hear that whistle blowin
I hang my head and cry
Im so horny when I see someone abusing to other people... I know in /b/ this is quite normal xD but its my secret :)
>>696989752
yes.
I'm a married guy. I have a good friend who is single. I go to his house 2-3 times a week to give him either a hj or a bj. Once in a while he fucks me. This has been goin on for 8 years.
Just a bit ago I let my 7 & 9yo nephews shower with me and my gf. didnt molester them or anything. Their parents are strict jesusfags who would definitely not be ok with it. They are fine with me and them doing it but would freak out if they knew gf was also with us
>>696988526
Im a serial killer. 78 bodies now.
Btw, whats your name?
>>696988526
Here is Hillarys secret
The mad mem is 4Chan new mem
It represents that you are crazy mad at something
Someone is posting banana?
>stop shitposting arrrg
Someone is posting a link that is down?
>the fucking link dont work fuckhead arrg
Someone is disrespectful whit you?
>stop calling me a nigger you autistic fuck arrrrg
>>696988526
I enjoy exercising
>>696988526
I acted like the cdc during ebolachan and it cause a riot.
>>696990403
W-who me a-anon-kun? Its op, but you can call me op-chan.
>>696990639
fail op impostor is fail
I have no friends. I paid a whore for sex, and she hated it. I tried to book her again but she refused.
I'm literally wasting everyone's air by existing.
When I was 9 and my bro 14 we fucked our cousins who were living with us. They were 10 and 11 + it was all consensual.
Apparently they were fucked by their older brother and that made them horny adolescents.
Go ahead ask me anything.
held my dogs mouth open and basically fucked her face once or twice when I was like 12
>>696990824
How have you not killed your self yet?
>>696990832
>>696988661
Been committed for a few weeks; questions?
I work at a shelter for women at risk, and after a while I got burned out on caring about these junkie whores who ruin their lives and make the same mistakes. And alot of them because they were beautiful girls who fell down from stripping to prostitution are also very stupid and entitled cunts.
Alot of them develop a savior complex with me and I have had a few affairs with some of the hottest ones, and have only had it back fire on me once when one bitch couldnt understand when i was done with her.
But alot of people must be taking advantage of women like this, because when she tried to take it to my bosses they thought she was crazy.
>>696988526
I tell my gf not to smoke but I smoke cigars once a week and chew every few weeks behind her back. Reason being she has an addictive personality and would be hopelessly hooked on cigs while I use tobacco as a hobby. I even go weeks without just to be sure I'm doing it because I want to, not because I'm addicted so I have to.
i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.
my deepest secret......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js39BCtimmQ
>>696990873
Why would I kill myself? It isn't like I did anything wrong if anything they dragged me into sex.
>>696990299
what does your girlfriend think of this?
why is she okay with it?
>>696989946
kill yourself faggot.
ever since she was a youngster i was buying things to my poor neighbors daughter secretly to get her attention, since i am much older than her.
clothes, things she needed for school, she likes a specific music type so some albums were included as well.
after she hit puberty i was the one supplying her with cigarettes and booze, which made her very popular amongst friends in school.
also made me even better friend.
i was always there for her, but also i made her greedy.
(which was the point in the first place)
i started buying her some expensive stuff recently, like phones, some nice lingerie, shoes. but she now returns me with more "expensive favors", if u know what i mean.
everyone's got his price, and i can't complain cuz buying all those things is yet again good, cuz i know she will wear them for me eventually.
>>696990824
was it nice/ - worth it?
>>696991055
its a meme.
he posts it everyday.
>>696991108
molested faggot here. thats how i got molested.
not even kidding. i'd do things cause i was like "well, he's nice cause he buys me things so i'll do that for him".
so you're right. everyone has a price.
>>696991108
Dude, you're like.... REALLY pathetic.
Fuck her and get it over with - dont be such a fucking slave you betafuck.
>>696991108
greentext the expensive favors
>>696991261
this
I fist muslims.
One time my friend lowkey ate a piece of human shit when he was 3.
>>696991222
I'm really sorry to hear that.
Did he buy you things and then ask you for favors? How much older was he? What stuff did he make you do?
>>696991261
>>696991283
it's faster like this
>>696991603
cut your nails you dirty fuck.
>>696991110
Absolutely mind blowing looking back at it. My parents had adopted them for a year and often would leave us for hours on end as they had to work. As soon as my parents dipped we would strip and have orgies.
>Hell I remember me and my bro double teaming the younger one(me in ass patrol&him in vagina) while her older sis watched and fingered herself.
>>696991603
Keep 'em coming. You're a legend.
>>696991019
... did she have the kid? And do your parents know it's yours?
David Duke is a reptar
>>696989786
Weirdestboner.jpg
I hate fat girl but love bald pussy. Not sure whether to barf or jizz.
>>696989602
Me too. Its not good though xD
Feelsbadman.jpg
>>696991600
mother's live in boyfriend back in the day. he'd take me out and buy me things i'd want and then ask me for blowjobs and such. i think he was like 36 back then.
im a male btw. sorry to ruin your fap.
>>696991603
post moar
>>696988661
tfw your black am i right guys dxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdx rofl
>>696991928
Any fond memories of it?
>>696991798
nope. didnt have it. parents dont know shit as far as i know. which is good.
>>696992029
just being able to get whatever i wanted. it was pretty awesome for kid me.
>>696991928
No worries, still fapping.
It sucks either way to get manipulated like that. Must be extra hard to say no to someone your mom loves.
>>696992124
it doesnt really bother me to be honest. but it just makes me wonder if i was bisexual from birth or if i was made bisexual by him.
>>696988526
i regulary go on /b/ secrets threads and lie through my teeth in either an attempt to make other anons think im cool or for a perverted sexual fantasy that ive barely fleshed out and have to make up pretty much as i go
>>696991603
Moar, even if it's just her normal pictures
My mom wants me to find someone to upload a naked picture of her on youtube and ebay and send me the links to show her
>>696992546
kek.
>join the club.
>>696992546
It's okay, we all assume that in these threads unless backed up by pics.
Do you have a go-to story that you repeat over time, or brand new ones every time?
>>696992625
i think his mother's car tried to finger him.
I'm addicted to sex. I like being choked and hair pulling. I want to scratch my boyfriend's back so bad to where it bleeds. I want him to spank me. I want him to fuck me for hours and make me hurt.
(I'm a girl)
Can anyone help please
>>696992546
>>696991693
I kind of wish I was making this up. Having sexual contact at such an early age has rendered me a lolicon. I don't regret it but this fetish is ticking me off.
>>696992795
>(I'm a girl)
hey everyone, its a grill.
TITS OR GTFO.
>>696992807
Yeah we can!
What do you need?
>>696992587
damn, that's kinda messed up
>>696988661
literally want to experience the most torturous, awful, 100% LEGAL thing.
dude wtf
>>696988705
Suuuuuurre, buddy
>>696992877
I know but its what she wants can you help
>>696992861
My mom wants me to find someone to upload a naked picture of her on youtube and ebay and send me the links to show her can you help
>>696993178
Post the picture of your mom. We'll put up the links for you.
>>696993267
Will you upload her pic on youtube and ebay
>>696993459
>>696993459
https(colon)//postimg.org(slash)image(slash)aq3z4m8n5/
Now you can go paste it on youtube and ebay as needed.
Have used my friend Facebook images to use a reference images to create and render 3d models of them doing lewd things.
>>696992845
are you autistic?
>>696988526
I'm a 27 year old teacher and I have a relationship to one of my (ex)-students.
I want to have sex with my aunt, I want it to be the hardest, cock throbbinest, finish inside her several times throughout the night kind of sex. I want her to be pregnant when Im done.
>>696993949
yes
>>696994046
a sexual... relationship?
>>696994046
Story? How old is he/she?
>>696994171
It's more than that.
>>696994186
She will be 14 next month.
>>696994145
Me too
Feelsbadman
>>696994298
Nice. How did it happen? Tell us the whole thing.
>>696994298
>It's more than that.
not interested then....
>faggot.
Totally thought it would be great beat off material to "accidentally" expose myself to my college roommate (female) who lived with my and my girlfriend at the time. I slept on the couch that night and In the morning I left my cock hanging out of my shorts while pretending to sleep hoping she might catch a glimpse. Totally backfired because she noticed but I could feel her stand over me and my cock got full erect and I couldn't stop it and I had to keep "pretending" to sleep the entire time. I know she told her friends and it was super embarrassing.
>>696994494
gayest secret ever.
I killed a neo nazi wannabe and threw him into the many ponds of GA.
>>696994625
That was not a bait...
It was a fishing rod.
>>696988661
I got into an asylum by claiming I'm a method actor who was preparing for a role.
I researched method acting and lied my way into a mental hospital for 5 months.
You can make It happen if you're not fucking lazy. Just make sure you don't cause any harm there or do any stupid shit.
I waa asked to leave 4 months and one week in because I was not abiding by feeding times and other patients got angry at that. Got lazy basically.
You can do it
I jerk off to my nieces every single day of the week.
>>696994494
>super embarrassing
underage detected
>>696994386
I worked at her school for half a year (in the country I live in you have to do a traineeship at different schools before becoming a teacher) and knew she was in love with me. She is a really beautiful young woman so after a while I couldn't resist.
>>696994412
Didn't say we don't fuck though.
>>696994710
we all jerk off to your nieces fag.
you're not special.
>>696994737
>Didn't say we don't fuck though.
yeah well... 12.
>get on my fucking level faggot.
>>696994737
So you went all the way with her as a student-teacher? Did you guys do it somewhere in the school?
2 years ago I set my school on fire. Some dude got burned in it but no one died. The reason I did it was because I was obsessed with the way things burned.
I never got caught.
>>696988682
Diary of a psychopath
>>696994961
Nicetry but nobody will believe that.
>>696994986
This is a safe space for you to say whatever you want. Share with us.
>>696994986
You shit on your pants?
>>696994886
No because I love my job and I'm not a fucking idiot who wants to be raped by niggers in prison. We kissed when we where alone in her classroom though. We only meet at my place.
>>696992031
how? natural abortion? you went to a clinic?
>>696995170
So even after your term at her school you're still seeing each other? Ever afraid one day she'll go tell the authorities that you raped her?
>>696994693
got to love mom man, she a good one
>>696990823
Kek
>>696988526
I'm 26, good job, hot gf, own place, yet i constantly fantasize about getting some sick armour, a mask, and a sword or something and going out at night to fuck up bad guys, full grown man and i still want to be a fucking batman like superhero, saddest thing ever but fuck you i love it
>>696991019
Now THAT'S a bazooper!
>>696995220
clinic. non-invasive abortion, with pills that trigger your period. 450 dollars back then.
then i drove her back for a follow up visit the week after that.
i was shitting my pants the whole time.
>>696994669
>>696994625
>>696995290
I'm sure. I think my dad might know, but I don't. It gets so hot here in Cali. I've never yelled that loud before. I'm still scared inside.
>>696995362
>a mask, and a sword or something and going out at night to fuck up bad guys, full grown man and i still want to be a fucking batman like superhero, saddest thing ever
you're my hero
i'm 5 ft 4in tall, but eveeryone thinks i'm taller because i wear vertical stripes and spike my hair straight up, also i have magic powers that i can only use on dogs that weigh less than 35 kg
>>696995280
Yeah, she looks great and I adore her. Pale white skin, great lips, blue eyes. She's a 10/10 for me.
I'm not afraid at the moment, because I know she is in love with me. I have loveletters she wrote so at least I can prove I didn't rape her. Of course I'd still end up in prison. Her legs. No face or something, don't even ask.
>>696989786
Why not just keep the homeless girl?
>>696995517
Does her name begin with an E sir? And end with an a...
>>696995517
datfile name.
kek. are you retarded?
i dont need a face.
>>696990824
Pics or it didn't haopen
>>696990961
Wow great. Would love to be there, and use those hot cunts
>>696995517
Thanks, nice legs on her. Would love to see more censored/cropped pics.
How big of a drop in sentencing is it if you can prove at least you didn't do it by force, with things such as loveletters? I'm asking for a friend >.>
>>696995517
Hey bro, that picture have exif data on it?
Because V
>>696995663
Sounds like FBI
>>696988526
I once had sex with a sleeping shark.
>>696995958
now thats a fucking secret.
>>696995897
No sir. I remember her legs. But they're older now. I don't want to think about that happening. Let's pretend this is make believe please. Call me Joniel.
>>696992795
>(I'm a girl)
you know the rules
TITS OR GTFO
>>696990824
Were they girls?
>>696995663
Nope.
>>696995868
I'd still be fucked. She was my student and is underage. Plus I'd lose my job forever. But it's worth it, because I've never had a girl that smells so good, tastes so good and has such a cute moaning.
>>696995517
Lets See if there are exif datas
I find it almost impossible to cum during sex, girls love it as i can go for hours, but i've never been satisfied by a man or a woman and though you'd think its great, it really isnt
>>696996175
>But it's worth it, because I've never had a girl that smells so good, tastes so good and has such a cute moaning.
dat feel when you go down on a girl and you know she's clean as fuck cause you're her first dick.
>>696991019
Story?
I found out the other day on 4chan that I have a massive fetish for pics of women where her face has been dragged around the screen in Ps. Don't know if that makes sense, but it's really fucking hot.
>>696996175
My friend is kind of on the same boat. He's an oblivious guy though, and had no idea his student loved him until she was ready to blow him.
He's really scared too of losing his job, because he loves teaching. Even worse now because he's starting to care about her.
Funny enough, my friend is 27, and his little Missy is 14.
trying to figure out a way to get guys to try to pick up my wife. like when she goes to the gym or whatever. not sure how to make this happen. thinking on it...
>>696996316
i've posted it in incest threads before.
just kept cumming inside her cause she wouldn't get pregnant even though i did it most of the time. honestly i thought i was just shooting blanks or something.
anyways. eventually got pregnant. shit bricks for like a whole week till we went to the clinic and got rid of it. never came inside her again without a condom.
>>696994412
Lol'ed
>>696994834
Story?
>>696991878
Same here fag
i put some drunk in a wheelchair after he tried to barge into my house, whole street saw it and nobody said a word as he was always causing trouble and my family are psychos, i'm the quiet one and everyone says it was my brother, but he wasn't there, it was me and i got off scott free
>>696988661
Shit anon me too I want to know how it feels to be in one of them become one of them oh hell I am one of them
>>696996795
How did you two start? What ages? Do you still fuck?
I fuck most of my friends' girlfriends and I kinda think I should feel bad about it but I need the attention or I don't feel like the baddest motherfucker around. Recently one of them called me out and a bunch of them messaged my girl about this shit and after some serious tap dancing I still have the gf but now only have two friends; the one who doesn't care that I'm banging his girl and said girl.
I miss my friends but it's kinda nice not having to lie to a bunch of people.
>>696989427
And when you get what you deserve don't complain.
>>696997513
1- long story. but basically sleeping in same bed. talking about secrets and sex.
2- round 19/12 - 21/14, till 28/21.
3- we dont do anything anymore. its been years.
A couple months ago some woman started talking to me as I was having a smoke. She was chatting a bit abd mentioned she was homeless and only had a couple of bucks to her name.
She was decent looking. She could be pretty but obviously a drug user, hungry skeleton and sunk in face. So I said "I can toss you $20 if you do something for me" and she asked what I wanted. I justkinda raised my eyebrow like "bitch you know".
She took me behind the dumpster and blew me. It was fucking hot fam. The degeneracy of it. The fact I could tell she was so disappointed in herself that she is literally sucking dicks behind dumpsters.
I have a gf who is pretty hot butive ran into that same girl a few times since and gotten the same thing. The last time some employee of the store caught us and told us to leave or he was calling the cops.
If people found out I was paying a hobo to suck my dick I think it'd probably br pretty bad for me.
Used to fuck !y ex while she was passed out on pain pills and dead to the world. Once I put it in her ass, which she never let me do. Bitch lost her ass virginity and didn't even know it. I sort of feel guilty. A little. Nah, not really...
>>696997623
Lol you deserve it. I would have beat you up
>>696993949
There is a fine rule that shouldn't be broken and this rule is TITS OR GTFO.
He may be autistic, but he's also correct in enforcing.
>>696989786
More stories.
Is pic cousin related?
>>696990824
Anal?
I basically live a second life catfishing people. i rarely go out other than to work. it sort of started as a just for fun thing but slowly gaining peoples trust and making them do stuff for "me" is just an amazing feeling i can't get enough of
>>696995754
If I had the mind for it at 9 I would have definitely taken pics. But no.
>>696996149
Yea.
>>696999247
Absolutely. The only thing they didn't do was oral; mostly because my older bro gagged the older sis trying it out.
Also surprisingly there was never any shit dick.
>>696999483
I did that ages ago, before there was even a term for it. I would just make up stories about this highschool girl with intellectual disability that talks like she's 10 sometimes. Hooked the one dude that eventually said he's in love with her and wants to move to her city.
>>696999956
I've been doing it off and on for years now. It's become a lot easier with VCW's becoming a thing and voice changers existing in a limited fashion. You'd think people would be able to recognize the fakes but theres still plenty of stupid gullible people around.
>>697000183
Do you just do it for the thrill of the hunt, to see how long you can keep it up, or do you look for something more?
I stopped because I was starting to develop my retard girl character in too much detail, and I started finding myself imagining what her day was like, even when I wasn't going to catfish anyone.
I've also been given lots of free swag in Second Life because everyone thought I was an underaged girl pretending to be of legal age. Also got marriage proposals.
And all of this I've done while providing I think just one picture, and no talk time at all.
>>697000637
its a bit of all of that really. I love the thrill of it all and it's fun to see how long i can keep up the facade (i've been part of a small kik group for about 8 months now and everyone believes i'm a woman) but i do get enjoyment out of pushing peoples boundaries and seeing just what they'll do for someone that looks like the girl i'm using. I sometimes stop when i get bored or just can't find anyone interesting to talk to but i always come back to it when i find different places to try, or find some intesting picture sets or a new vcw that is decent.
I've got a huge fetish for girls who are effectively hebephiles. Pretty random but it gets me off so hard.
I saw Chelsea Clinton looking chubby yesterday and got turned on. Anyone got the pics?
>>696988526
I am researching where in the world is best to rape a girl, where girls walk the roads alone, where they are the most promiscuous, where they won't report, where I will move to
>>696988526
why is there always a secrets thread on Friday?
>>697002071
Detroit.
>>696989946
>disturbing
>>697002071
Usa and South Africa highest rape numbers
>>697002257
girls don't walk outside alone in Detroit. I am not saying where rapes occur the most, I am saying where it is easiest. It is a lot more difficult to research because countries don't exactly publish stats about how gullible their women are.
>>696991019
I think we have a winner today. More details anon...
My first girlfriend dumped me because i was too naive to follow the signs that she wanted to fuck me
>>696988526
Secretly part of the masterrace
>>697002571
thats because you spend your time on /b/ listening to the love advice of losers.
>>696992546
this is probably also made up
>>697002717
Normally, i would agree, but this was LONG before i had ever heard of /b/
>>696989450
>yet
>>697002907
well you were young and stupid. The world teaches mixed messages. "Girls want a boy who is polite" BULLSHIT. If that were true niggers would never get a date.
>>696988526
Use pokemon go app at public parks to get gay actions in public bathroom at the park
i found my gf's nudes on my best friend's laptop, which he had stolen, in his porn folder. i was actually very turned on and left them there. i took a picture of the screen (it's my girl and some celeb nudes) with my phone and i jerk off to that sometimes.
>>696989946
>>697002349
this is interesting to me. i am married and have a good male friend that i wouldn't mind trying this with. i was thinking of showing him some naked pictures of my wife and if he gets turned on i could maybe offer to give him a hj or bj while he is looking at them. how did you bring up this idea with your friend?
>>697003038
Yea, when i looked back at the signs, i figured it out. Of course, that was after i got together with my current girl, who is my wife and the mother of my child. So clearly, i didn't miss out too much
>>696988526
Supposed to finish a PreCalculus course 3 months ago but have been filing extensions so I don't have to do it.
>>696993127
post em
>>696988526
i fucked an aunt, i have my cousins nudes, i'm sexually attracted to family.
>>696989946
Do that too, I married too but love me some cock too
>>697003038
They get girls because white people today are Jew slave cucks.
>>696988682
some guy is doing something similar to me,
hacked my email and sent constant empty threats.
so my opinion of you isnt so high, youre a real piece of dirt
>>697003349
any regrets? I am also married and have a new kid. I do have some regrets that I didn't sew more wild oats. Fucked many but many missed chances too
I'm pedophile, lolicon, sadist, into guro and like generally masturbating to anime schoolgirls sobbing and getting hurt
>>697003433
Jews don't fuck niggers. So I guess you agree with Jews.... YOUUUU JEW LOVER
>>697003426
do you get it with a friend of yours? if so, how'd you bring up the idea with him?
>>697003616
Nice
Your ancestors would be proud
I've been collecting my own cum since last January by freezing it after every single cumshot. One liter and a half up to now.
>>696994767
pedo detected
I dated a girl and thought she might be cheating on me so I wrote a leylogger virus and got it installed on her computer. Then I read her email password and got into her email and read the mails she was sending to another man. She never figured out how I knew.
>>697003476
>so my opinion of you isnt so high youre a real piece of dirt
>so my opinion of you isnt so high
>so my opinion
>opinion
hahahahahhhahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
>>697003663
Nobody who hasn't been fucked in the head by Jewish television would fuck niggers.
>>697003674
We grew up together, started 1 day while camping nude. Guess we were 12 or 13
>>697003616
ever done anything real? Or just looking at PC
>>696997719
>Fucking a girl of someone you are not even friends with and everyone is single
You are such a fucking MORAL FAGGOT. Jesus Christ you fucking infantile "lol duuuude weed bros b4 hoes" cuckold white nigger. Just hang yourself.
My wife fucks other women while I watch. I watch because it is always some dude's wife that she hooks up with and if I try to join in, so will he, and I'm not into other dudes banging my wife.
I have always been in the room except for one time. She went out with one of the wives by themselves and my wife made her cum twice. It was a couple years ago and we still talk about it while we fuck all the time.
a coworkers wife has joined my wife and I for a threesome multiple times. He doesn't know.
>>697003674
>>697003875
We are both married too
>>697003869
Yes the immoral messages on TV can be quite corrupting... says the man on /b/
>>696991878
why not both?
>>697004161
Don't take my word for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKZpqwhJUbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFE0qAiofMQ
Jews talk about it non-stop.
>>697003875
yeah, my friend is married too. he has always told me he thought my wife is super good looking and that he would like to fuck her and etc. so i know he would like to see pictures of her naked. but he's never implied to me that he would be interested in me giving him hj or a bj. and we're not 12 years old. haha so i'm not sure how to bring this idea up to him.
>>697003399
Pics? Ages?
>>697004397
As we got older we tend to drink then get flirtly
I have stolen naked pictures of one of my female co-workers and send them to my phone. I also read all her whatsapp messages. I jerk off to these almost every day.
I know her acces code to her phone and she often leaves it on her desk.
And i have also seen her pussy and tits in real life. She doesnt give a single fuck.
>>697003567
Truthfully, yea. Never dated anyone else, never had sex with anyone else. I love my wife, but she's generally into very vanilla sex, and it's maybe once or twice a month. Got her into a new routine, and it's currently once a week, but still. The lack of sex makes me regret marrying my first and only fuck even more.
I stole gmail and facebook password of a slut I know. Got access to all her photo library but she doesn't know. I always check her emails and her facebook, hoping she shares more of her body.
>>696994046
Brad?
>shave balls
>>696988526
the ones we keep.
and the ones that are kept from us
- Andrew Garfield, the shit spiderman
>>697004409
i think i was 20, aunty was 25(her parents had her when they were old, didnt see her since i was a little kid), cousin was young, and no it stays with me to the grave.
before me and my wife were married i would pay her 14 year old cousin to give me massages.
each time she game me a massage i would raise the risk by having one less piece of clothing on until one massage i was nude under the towel
that led to a lot of fun massages from her
>>697004692
pics
>>697003953
The worst i did was molesting a schoolgirl on my way back home when i was passing near secondary i think school. I just trailed her for few minutes then started groping her butt n' stuff and when she was about to turn back i ran away on other side of street while almost being hit by car. Afterwards i didn't walk out of home for few days due to being spooked of police.
I'm about to blackmail my mom into sucking my dick again.
>>696998108
You remind me someone in Mr. Robot.. The white dealer fag. You be cool since she is your gf tıs the time
>>696994298
in welchem bundesland?
>>697005456
I think I remember that post
Were people calling you immoral for blackmailing?
Also pics plz
>>697004975
Then didn't happen.
>>697005022
What did she do?
Every person in this thread is a degenerate embarrassment to humanity
>>697005702
Says the guy reading every one of them on /b/
>>697005456
again? tell us bout the first time(s) - how naked was she? how much did she resist/cry?
don't leave out the details
>>697005770
I didn't have to
>>696990937
Fuck off nignog
I pretended to like the pain so I'd be left alone
>>696997719
And what does he deserve exactly?
>>696989946
Why don't you marry gaylord instead?
>>697005610
Yea bunch of moral fags.
>dude that's your mom you fucking degenerate.
I would post pics but they show her face. If I crop it out then I doesn't show much of anything. Hopefully I'll get better pics this time around.
>>696989786
let me guess cringe cancer, these are your dreams that never have nor ever will see the light of day
>>697005652
ok.
>>696990823
Kill the whore Johnny
I lied about being allergic to chlorine in year 1 cause i didn't want to learn swimming. The teacher believed me but required me to get a paper showing that i actually had the allergy from my doctor. I never handed it in cause I'm not actually allergic to chlorine, but the teacher must've forgotten, cause after 16 years of school i've never had any swimming, everyone i know except my parents genuinely believe that i am allergic to chlorine.
>>696990961
>>696995818
enjoy your STDs stupid fools
My younger brother is trans and we are in an incestuous gay relationship.
Me and my cousin tried nto have sex when we were 12,we didnt actually do it but we kissed and stuff.
She's a lesbian now
>>697004542
yeah i was kind of thinking that i could invite him offer. give him some beers. maybe put some Everclear in the beer. Show him the pictures of my wife and maybe we'd be both be buzzed enough for me to bring up the idea without feeling too terribly stupid.
>>696990961
Drive them to suicide Johnny
>>697006817
BTW he has posted body shots on /b/ in the past.
>>697005939
Gotta bear with me cause I'm at work but long story short, we we're drinking at her apartment which is completely normal for us then we somehow got on to the subject of sex she said she hasn't had an orgasim in years I jokingly said well do you want one. She laughed and said she has a purple vibrator and went into her room to get it.
>>697006840
You sound like your from the south?
>>697006927
take your time. don't rush it, but i'd love to read about your time with your mom.
>>696991222
you like it up the asss do you?
>>696991405
and I fist you, stupid idiot. Do you even know how to Deus Vult?
>>696990823
Ahahahaha fuck
>>697007024
haha yes i am. southern delta area, in fact. how the heck did you guess that??
>>696997623
What a fucking normalfag , I hope you and all your gfs get hit by a truck
>>697007024
Makes a judgemental joke implying the south is backwards and unintelligent.
Can't figure out how to use "your" and "you're"
>>697006424
k man I understand
I just have a thing for moms
im ok without the face, I just want the pussy and tits (pussy optional, and im ok with clothes on)
>>697007183
Everclear is a good tale tell and beer lol
>>697007211
!kucF uoY cunt
>>697007288
i didn't realize that. :)
>>696995362
I love you bro
I dedicate to you the combined power of Deus Vult and Alllahu Akbar
>>697007387
>>697007288
Was this you again retard? Jesus, what the fuck language are you attempting to speak?
>>697004787
This sounds like me. I have many regrets too. Ive only had sex with my wife. I wish I could go back in time before we were together to have more, especially during teen years. But guess what? you can't go back so no use beating yourself up about it
>>697007471
Obviously English isnt my 1st language.
>>697003266
closet sorry asss cuckold
someday you will jerk off to some BBC tearing your wife's little vayjayjay
>>697003399
The South WILL rise again with all you populating copulating efforts
>>696989885
I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy dining car
They're probably drinkin' coffee and smoking big cigars.
>>697006927
>>697007072
She brought out a 9inch vibrator. And turned it on and we laughed and we drank some more and moved on from the subject. But later in the night she was absolutely trashed and asked me wanna see how I use it gesturing to the vibrator. I said what any drunken son would say "sure have at it" she giggled and said I'm not used to an audience and started taking off her shirt and bra followed by her pants and thong.
>>697004034
aaah how we all have fantasies that will never come true........ cries like a wittle baby
>>697007608
I know. She knows I'm not satisfied sexually, and we've tossed around the idea of turning our marriage into an open one, but that usually leads to a week of fantastic fucking, then back to the doldrums and being unsatisfied
>>696988638
That's not a secret
>>697005702
you just called yourself "a degenerate embarrassment to humanity" son
>>697007223
That's the thing I didn't get my phone off the charger until it started happening no tit shots only face
>>697008107
Yeah me too. We've discussed having 3somes etc but it hasnt come to anything yet. Did your wife have sex before you?
>>697008264
With one other person, but it ended after he tired her down, fucked her, got her pregnant, then got her an abortion.
Ive been hooking up with my gfs sister. Younger, hotter, great body, no limits. Down for anal, watersports, rough sex, and stuff in public/semi public places.
We've fucked while my gf was in the next room asleep before.
>>697008399
Wow, we're like in the same boat (almost). You never had sex before your wife and she had sex with at least one....I think that is the real problem. She knows more than you, and for you, shes all you know
From the age of 12-16 my cousin and I would (both males) would watch bangbros trailers and beat off. Not each other we would just masterbate together.
Also when I was 16 I was at a summer camp and I had gotten a psp, I had a bunch of porn saved on it and some of the other boys found out about it and on four occasions me and three other kids would go into the bathrooms put my psp on the toilet and we would all stand there and jerk off.
When I masterbate I now think of doing that all the time with a girl in the middle and all my friends fucking her and jerking off on her... I fucking love gangbangs
>>697008026
I never thought it would either.....and then this happened
When I fuck other people I'm a very straight dom into submissive women and spanking and eating pussy and all that kind of shit.
When I masturbate though I almost exclusively do it to big dicks and sissy porn. Even spent a good amount of money on a butt plug set, dildo, chastity device, and desensitization cream that I'm gonna use on myself today. Guessing that I like the gay stuff when I'm alone because I don't actually have to see any guys or be literally humiliated by women. But man do I fantasize about sucking a fat cock and putting on in my ass when I'm horny and alone.
I became obsessed with my neighbor's gf. He was a chubby kyke, and had mental problems. She is a curvy negress, total slut. I heard them bang all the time. I cracked his WiFi and started fucking with them both. Catfished both, stole a bunch of info, made a bunch of fake calls and texts. They break up, and I take things up a notch. I dox the kyke and make it seem like he's harassing her. I'm movinh now, so I'm going to miss out on watching what happens next, but the jig's twitter keeps me pretty up to date.
>>697008559
It bothered me before, but then i think about the fact that the dude she was with was asian, abs the first few times we fucked, i couldn't get my cock all the way in her, i feel better about it
>>697008794
well, whatever it takes, I guess
I have let hate for my wife manifest into a huge problem.
(Don't ever get married to a Japanese and then live in Japan)
These cunts actually think they are better than everyone.
>Secret
>I hate my wife so much that I'm about to hatefuck a slut that I know on Wednesday
Wish me luck
>>697007991
I feel bait reading this but shit this is interesting
>>697009034
Slow down, Todd...
>>697007991
The vibrator had a stand that she placed on the floor she swatted down on it, legs open, and started moving up and down on it one hand playing with her nipples the other rubbing her clit. I sat back and took another drink as she put on a show for me. After five to seven minutes her moans got louder and she sat completely down on her vibrator and came. She looked at me and smiled and said "I think I like you watching me." She crawled towards me and rubbed my dick through my pants, "I think you liked watching me too'
>>697009148
What's a Todd?
>>696994494
It's called morning wood fag
>>697009336
Generally, the name of a male?
I posted earlier about knowing the acces code to a co-workers phone, which she leaves at her desk all the time. This has given me the following information:
> she cheated
> i have screenshots of the conversations where she sent to the guy she cheated with
> i have a screenshot of her husband asking her if she had a crush on me
> i also have a shitload of her nudes. I just send em to me via her whattsapp and then delete them from our conversation
> i saw her tits and pussy in real life, she doesnt care bout that
Basicaly this means i could ruin her life. I have all the proof her husband needs in order to kick her out. But i cant see how this would benefit me, so i havent.
A y ideas on how to play this out? Blackmail het into sex maybe?
>>697009650
Meant to say that i have screenshots of her sending nudes to the guy she cheated with. And talking about how they had sex.
>>696988661
been in short term (about a week or so) a few times. you just sit around and do coloring pages and watch tv. group therapy every day and psychiatrist comes once a week to adjust your meds. you probably wont shit the whole time you're there because of the food, and if you act crazy they'll give you a shot in your ass and put you in a room by yourself.
basically suicide watch and time to let your meds settle in (they will probably put you on too high a dose too fast because their psychs are shit)
bring socks and a jacket because it's cold as fuck, no shoelaces and take the strings off your hoodie or track pants or they'll take it off for you, no spiral bound notebooks
honestly all in all not a bad time
>>697009650
The husband probably likes it from the sounds of it.
I was in a similar situation not too long ago. Girl I work with had a bf but I had seen her nude, talked about sex with her, etc.
One day we were talking about porn while we hung out and watched a few clips on her phone. One thing lead to another and we fucked in the bed she and her man sleep in every night. Turns out she had permission as long as she recorded me nutting on her face, tits, or in her mouth.
Really good fuck. Go for it anon.
>>697009251
Before I could react she pulled my dick out of my pants and made some comment about me being shaved ( I shave my pubes and balls fucking sue me) as she was rubbing the head of my dick she said "well no turning back now" she licked me from my balls to my head and just swallowed my dick. Her mouth was like a black hole and I fell deeper and deeper into it. Drool was dripping down on my balls and she worked her tounge around my head while inside her mouth. I can only describe it as pure bliss.
>>697009650
post her nudes
>>697008794
Well, it bothers me. My wife's ex was not asian lol
