Faces of /b/, Saturday night edition
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Faces of /b/, Saturday night edition
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>Justin Bombbay
>>678585388
>>678585546
>>678585707
You guys are cute.
>>678585593
Neonazi/10
Earlier at work. I work at a petstore
Insult me /b/
>>678585987
Me and you need to get together.
>>678585987
get rid of the nose ring and you would be a QT
>>678586137
I wanna wreck your ass
>>678585987
YEAH I CAN SEE THE PET SUPPLIES IN THE BACKGROUND GG
>>678586275
Lol last thread someone said it was wallmart
>>678586137
Age?
judge me
>>678586219
That's a compliment
Go back to Facebook faggots
>>678586137
Not ugly, but a little blurry here....
>>678586567
Severe mental issues/10
>>678586567
another pic
>>678586567
>>678586632
and another
>>678586661
Show us cock
>>678586568
Ok. I'd call you a dirty boy as I wreck your ass.
>>678586137
You look like Benjamin button
Another go. Let me know.
>>678586661
Ooh your cute!
>>678586137
Post D
i would post a photo of myself but id probably be called a tumblr feminist binch
>>678585388
i used to fuck that kids mom
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>678586719
How tall are you?
>>678586776
How old?
>>678586891
pretty short, 5'8", 165lbs
>>678585987
Stop editing your face dummy you're probably actually attractive
In from last thread. I'm just bored.
>>678586989
Your better as a friend
Ok, Im up for another round
>>678586989
But them dark circles
hi
>>678586981
Ah, about two inches below average.
>>678586603
Found the ugly fucker
Yo /b/, whats up?
Also r8?
>>678587019
Someone photoshopped a laughing crying emoji on your face... why...
>>678586137
u english?
>>678587123
Fat/10
rate me 1-10 plz be nice do you like my new cut
>>678587019
Hiya!
1. My name is Brian, pleasure to meet ya!
2. Yes, I am messaging you because you're a femanon, tis' a wonderful thing to see!
3. Don't be intimidated... --if anything, I'd be the one in the kitchen ;) ;) ;)
>>678587418
This new forced meme isn't working out.
>>678587122
I fuck my friends often
>>678587436
Kill yourself
>>678587436
Even though this is pasta, I cringed as if it were real. That's some pretty powerful stuff mate.
>>678587322
Lets say european
>>678587399
NoShitSherlock/10
>>678587524
Not new
>newfag
>>678585546
>>678585627
>>678586567
>>678586719
>>678587096
YOU GUYS LOOK ALRIGHT
WOULDDRINKWITH/10
>>678587524
im serious
perhaps this angle
>>678587418
I suffer from major depressive disorder.
I have attempted suicide three times.
I have lost one friend to suicide, so believe me when I say that suicide is terrible, and it's never the answer...
Except in your case. You should kill yourself.
let me make this clear...
I am sick of seeing this face in multiple threads in the /b/ catalog everyday. I wish you would kill yourself so I wouldn't have to see your ugly misshapen head ever again.
I hope to see your mangled corpse in a gore thread very soon.
You ugly, fucking disgusting mutant.
>>678587436
Pls respond ma'am
You're missing out on a nice guy
>>678587722
is this better plz rate me
>>678587656
no do u speak english?
>>678587691
you look like john travolta with blue eyes
>>678586137
queer / 10
>>678587722
>so I wouldn't have to see your ugly misshapen head ever again.
Fucking lost.
>>678586661
>>678587314
These are the faces of domistic violence
Give me your worst
Hello from taiwan
>>678587916
>yes
>>678587944
you look like a friendly dude but your right eye looks fake
>>678587944
Matthew Santoro?
>>678587612
The door behind you made it look like you had cat ears when I first saw the thumbnail
>>678587691
fuck yeah dewd, lets get wasted
wikkid sikk pikk btw
>>678587971
don't look so angry and make your hair a bit more uneven, it is almost straight
otherwise hi
>>678587971
Asian serial killer/10
Fine here's me
>>678588183
Cut your hair fag
>>678588113
YO DUDE THANKS MAN YOU'RE HELPING MY EGO BIG TIME
I'm here to shitpost when no one else will.
>>678587139
this dude looks like a based christian father lol
he looks like he's about to take you to chruch and teach you the ways of jesus behind the church.
>>678587971
jackie chan?
>>678588183
Worst hair cut/10
Fuckin asian faggots
>>678588183
Let your hair grow out a bit more
>>678588286
No... really?
>>678586789
show your tits
hey m8s
>>678586567
I thought this was an album cover.
>>678587822
Yes, of course
>>678588369
I'm offended and this is asian.
>>678587971
Omg it's Ethan Hawk!
>>678587691
ooo it's this mother fucker again :D
he should cosplay that fucking queer professor snapes from harry potter top kek i swear
>>678587139
Hey Tai Lopez, come to bestow your great nawledge upon us?
>>678588510
>>678588428
Hey baby, whats your story?
>>678588538
The size of this image is autistic.
>>678588129
>>678588304
Why are you guys so racist? Seriously? Hes just asian. Leave him alone
>>678588183
Pretty bad. 4/10 would not associate with that haircut
What the fuck is this queer shit
>>678588449
I plan on making it into one, but I'm gonna make it much more abstract and pixelated
>>678588428
You look like If you got a good enough job you could probably get like a 7/10 wife who basically loves you for your humor
Good for you anon
>>678588583
He looks nothing like Tai Lopez, aside from the glasses. I'm guessing you wear glasses?
>>678588246
You have the haircut of a 13 year old. That says you're alpha, but your eyes wisper words of many firend zoning experiences.
>>678588428
Tits or gtfo
>>678588634
quit tossin' b8
I just took this one
>>678588648
Shut the freak up faget.
>>678588826
You're looking a bit pink.
>>678588369
nigga you look like you're about to blow up. what the fuck is that muslim neck beard you have, fucking goat.
>>678588369
I bet you wouldnt say and do that to my fucking face
Herro from nippon
>>678588826
nice pic, 10/10
i really enjoy your eyelids
blah
>>678587132
Better than obviously shopped pics showing your insecurity
Ey fuck you guys tho I agree hair sux
>>678588994
Cute :3 I wanna boop your nose
>>678589000
Your post isn't over 9000.
>>678589068
I bet she wears pads
>>678588943
hahahhahaha shit. download this please.
this guy is even more hilarious and less intimidating.
at this point in time i cant be intimidated by any asian bar eyed motha fucker
>>678588943
Short barrel for a short dick?
>>678588994
another qt ruined by trashy cringe tattoos
>>678589068
>Update
Seconding the nose boop
>>678588994
You look like you could be an elf.
It's hot
>>678589041
wats that?
>>678587123
Would eat. Whit a little salt
>>678588943
I would, then I'd take your own gun from you. Chink fuck.
>>678588025
Interesting, never had that one before. I've taken a couple pictures on my couch next to a fish tank that has LED's like this one that has made my eyes look "glassy" I guess. Maybe that's why, that's for the compliment though
>>678587612
You're face is too feminine to pass right now
I might as well shitpost too. I'm from the last thread, and many before that
>>678588994
10/10 would send picture as a cock tribute.
>>678589155
It's not the tattoos that make her look cringe.
>>678589155
Assuming you're hot enough to ever score a girl this qt
>>678589318
Underaged faggot.
>>678589318
post vagina pls
>>678589041
A crew cut will turn your life around.
>>678587280
Because I can't afford Photoshop.
>>678589217
Ah, no sugar?
>>678589318
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>678588183
I think I'm the only one here who likes your haircut
>>678589318
Chick or dude?
Rate me /b/
>>678589318
look. i dont care what you have under there, because im sure there will be at least one hole, in which i will insert. hot damn.
>>678588994
yes post your vagina
>>678588971
Dude seriously thats racist.
>>678589459
>Can't afford 9 bucks a month
Filthy poorfag
>>678589538
immediate chuckle/10
>>678587612
>>678589318
I'd be embarrassed if I looked like this much of a faggot on /b/.
>>678589528
I'm a gril
>>678589538
A CHINK MOTHA FUCKA WITH A SWASTIKA HHAHAHAHHAAH OMG /THREAD
>>678588247
I do? wat
Who /nigger/ here?
r8
big dick is back in town
>>678589538
I'd suck those tittle any day 10/10
>>678589041
Just style it a little and you'll be fine
>>678589496
Its only you bro hair stylist fucked up my hair
>>678588063
I guess I look similar but probably not as funny, unfortunately
>>678589655
checkin them dubs
>>678587019
Is this you?
>>678589665
would rape his bandmate/10
>>678589655
get the fuck out of here you negro ape.
>>678589665
HAHA the man jewelry!!
Please take that shit off!
>>678589655
Are you a good nigga or a bad nigger
>>678589655
pls don't cuck us
>>678589956
he's a house nigga. a good one.
>>678589749
Well I am on my phone so it's kind of hard to tell, but you look cute
>>678589665
4/10
My most honest rate
>>678589723
Please leave town
>>678589723
jean jacket guy is here
>>678589959
You read my mind.
>>678589723
Post dick then
>>678589723
You look like a faget.
>>678589723
thats a nice jacket
you look like you are a gay serial kidnapper/murderer
>>678589528
Whatever you want me to be
>>678589601
Not me. Fuck off tard
>>678589394
I'm 23
Rate me /b/
>>678590161
>>678590264
more please.
also are you on trap threads often?
<3
Fuck asians
>>678590264
Are you going to let me fuck that sweet boipussy?
>>678589841
Yes sir, I just need to beat one out first, then it's back to /g/
>>678589956
Both, but I'm mostly a good boy now
>>678589959
Funny enough, a white dude and a black chick were making out on my bus ride. It's mutual cucking now.
rate
>>678585707
Is your name Stanley?
>>678590396
show us boobs or vagoo
Howdy
>>678590489
kek'd
>>678588744
The slightly wide nose and haircut sorta do it for me too. I dunno maybe not, just Google imaged to recheck and I wouldn't say he looks NOTHING like him. I wear glasses occasionally for reading and driving
>>678590461
neckbeard/10
>>678590461
would meet in intro to psych class/10
>>678590450
cant even afford a car because of that child support
>>678590264
Do you have boobs? If not then you're quite the perfect femboy
>>678590628
jesus mom, what the fuck are you doing on 4chan.
where's my little brother?
>>678590628
amy poehler pls go
Benis
>>678590450
You seem cool enough... for now...
Rate me
>>678590179
what kind of girl do you think I am
10/0
>>678590719
In my dick
>>678587971
To all you racists
>>678589112
Some would argue greater than or equal to is applicable
>>678589394
>>678589528
don't listen to this>>678590264
this is me:
>>678589601
I'm a fem
>>678590688
Nah
>>678590814
That's your hand, sneaky nigger.
>>678590814
How big is it? 8 inches?
>>678590869
nice manga collection you fucking weeb, I bet that's your sister
hiya /b/
>>678590450
a chill nigger .. hmm .. well .. gotta give props u feel me?
why not
>>678590388
No, should I be?
>>678590412
You could just call it an ass :0
>>678590706
I do :( Weird little hrt titties
>>678587944
You look like Wesley Sneijder with a mustache
>>678589041
yo whats dat hoodie
>>678591049
you look vulnerable
a strong amazonian woman will rape you one day
>>678590869
ALL ASIANS LOOK THE SAME
>>678591049
You look like Elijah Wood
>>678591017
are you closing in on your 30s?
because you look like someone who would hang out with my mom.
>>678590772
age? and got a better pic?
>>678590984
Ye
8x6
>>678591017
7.5/10
you look psychotic, but thats my fetish
would hatefuck
>>678590869
Dude, she looks 50 years old, and ugly, but those tits are looking perfect. Fuck asians btw.
>>678590951
That pic looks like a girl I know but she dosnt have the piercings
>>678590951
Lol Someone saved one of my pictures. Please don't impersonate me tho
1/4 beaner checking in
>>678590758
>>678591041
I went to highschool in front of a cotton field. Nigga grew a thick skin, at the end of the day, its all in good fun. Being offended is lame.
>>678591072
Yes babe, if you want to.
I need to know a place where I can find more of your sweetness <3
>>678591142
Thanks man
>>678590772
You look like my foreskin
>>678591072
So that's a yes on the boipussy?
In all seriousness fuck racism, this person is my brother
hi :3
>>678591072
Oh. Don't take this the wrong way but as a gay man, boobs turn me off. It's kind of a reason why I don't want to go out with someone who says they're not a gender or their both genders or whatever, because they may just go on hrs and grow boobs
>>678591407
yea man we just playin.
>>678591575
timestamp?
>>678591292
18
Bitch said she was 18
>>678591407
We should be friends.
all you ladies get in here and cam
even the old ones
> femanon
> cams
> .com
>>678591838
wash your face faggot
>>678591271
Im 18 actually haha
>>678591647
Would let rob my house. Only at night though, knives only, leaving the dog out
Go to sleep
>>678590983
Haint so
>>678591838
Amigo, you're in a gang, because you look like you should be.
also what is this acne? mexican filthy genes hm?
wash it off
>>678591838
Even if you had no acne, your nose is beyond fucked looking.
>>678590396
You look like someone I know. Are your initials E.D.?
>>678592026
yea...
>>678591960
You go to sleep grandpa
>>678591600
I feel you. I mean I want breasts, but not right now while I'm still living as a boy. It'll be better after I get implants this fall and live as a girl then. I find most boobs unattractive too tho.
>>678591838
this motha fucker looks like a based army private
>>678592004
Did you know? Most acne is caused by stress, not by dirt! Now you do!
>>678592205
dick?
>>678592205
Can I titty fuck you?
>>678592205
>>678592137
Since when do you go on /b/?
rate my ukulele and i?
>>678592615
Boy or girl
>>678592615
hello little boy
>>678592504
ily2
>>678592352
What's in it for me?
>>678592294
I don't really wanna post that here
>>678592615
what gender are you
>>678592615
Ukeleles suck but you're cute. Boy or girl?
Make fun of my eyes all you want, but I probably get more girls than you. Also, Asian girls are way better than white ones.
>>678591017
Hey mom,
listen, I know I haven't messaged you for a while now and that you have burning questions for me over the years and I understand, but most importantly than all of those questions is that I miss you, and I know where I am at fault.
I may not be ready to come back but I just wanted to say that whether I end up visiting or not, I understand your position and I miss you.
>>678592615
would use the ukulele as a dildo and bang you with it/10
Im mexican
>>678592741
White hot sauce.
>>678592615
ok now that has to be a girl, right?
>>678592921
are you sure?
>>678591997
I'm mostly Scottish you delusional cunt
anyone in edmonton?
>>678592760
Fuck off zipperhead.
>>678593083
no true scotsman sugars her porridge ;)
any sluts from edmonton?
>>678593137
Post your face
>>678593587
what's that?
>>678593762
yes
>>678593762
The premise of this thread is that people post pics of themselves and then interact...
>>678592669
>>678592738
>>678592742
>>678592748
i'm a girl, just not wearing any makeup today. and yes i know i have a boyish babyface.
>>678592875
that's not exactly what i meant by rate my ukulele and i
>>678592748
thank you but what to heck, ukulele is life
>>678593958
can you make it what you meant??? please do it in vagina
