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Drinking on a budget tonight, got this and a bottle of flat olde english. What're you niggers sipping on?
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Bump

Same old shit every day.
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>>678562588
Love budweiser but i'm broke 3/4 of time so I can't ever get it. Hence why I drink olde english.
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>>678562039
nothing wrong with cinnamon whisky when working with a budget.
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Sipping some Jim beam black label
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This
Prob the cheapest way to get wasted
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>>678562823
Tastes fucking good, and you don't need a chase. Everyone says it's disgusting, I don't understand.
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>>678562039

My mushrooms, scotch, weed and I will be with you shortly.
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This.
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Sipping on this, its not bad for cheap ass brandy
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>>678563480
Hell yeah my dude. Wouldn't recommend mixing those shrooms with alc though. Save those suckers for a night you can walk around and trip outdoors.
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>>678563480
you're a god damned mad man!
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Tea. With Lagavulin in it.
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>>678563603
I got a love/hate relationship with mixed drinks, they taste super good, but it's just easier to take shots. Idk to each his own.
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>>678563603
Fucking weirdo.
Got some good weed, hard tea, and firearms
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>>678563706
>>678564151

I'll be going easy on the scotch for now, but phase 1 -- 3.5g of shrooms -- has been successfully executed.
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Canadafag here
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>>678564726
Dont drink too hard and drive bud, I know it sounds corny but one of my close friends passed away last month from drinking and driving.
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>>678565183
Atlantic Canada? Love me some keiths when on a budget
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>>678565116
I got you, some scotch to relieve that pre tripping stress. You should stream so we can drink and watch you trip.
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>>678565311
>>678565311
Toronto - but beer of choice for myself regardless of cash.
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40 + 25 oz of Bud Ice
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>>678564726
>read manual before using

>while drinking, smoking and driving.
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>>678563195
>methylated spirits

soap poisoning
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>>678565443
Buddy of mine said they put estrogen in that shit so I stopped drinking it.
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i FUCKING love whiskey

drunk gy here
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Found a good playlist to drink to and relax

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ4tuT1LA9Fko1Wn6W04USWtyWYOdyjax
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>>678565831
Seems legit... what do you drink bro? coors?
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>>678566064
Usually bud or OE. Doubt it's actually true.
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>>678565183
>>678565311
>>678565443

Heeey boys, shrooms guy here; I'm an Atlantic Canadian living in Toronto. Been on the Keiths tour like a dozen times. Bet Mr. Keith still hasn't arrived.
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>>678566226
Rofl, that was an actual statement? I thought you were trying to fuck with me. You actually think they put estrogen in the beer?
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Feeling wild.
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>>678566481
Where you at in tdot? I love me some shrooms, been a while since I've taken them but only have good memories.
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>>678566502
Lol a friend told me they did and he made some convincing points, I was drunk and I believed it. Haven't really drank it since. I highly doubt they actually do put estrogen in the beer.
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>>678566376
>fucking this
Jameson with AP is orgasmic
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>>678566502
>You actually think they put estrogen in the beer?
when you get to a certain age you do what you can to justify the bitch tits and beer belly.

yeah, estrogen in the beer sounds about right.
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>>678566777

Round St. Clair west. Great neighborhood and I have a south facing view of the goddamn skyline that's to die for. It's gonna look awesome on shrooms.
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>>678566766
Why does my stupid fucking phone make every pic horizontal??
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>>678566883
They definitely don't lol... but to each their own...
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>>678567022
Haha that sounds like a plausible explanation...
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>>678562039
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Shit is surprisingly good and really cheap
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My tears because it's my birthday and I have no one :')
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>>678562039
country club vodka.. i think it was 5$ for the pint. its horrendous the first few sips then after that its almost sweet.
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>>678567047
Cheers man, I'm in scarberia myself. Enjoy the trip, why'd you end up moving here? Job?
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jim beam and a coke
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Seeing how much of a fifth of Jim Beam I can finish because i got dumped.
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>>678567691
cheers, to something new.
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hai guiz drunk as fuck with 0 friends here topkek
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>>678567455
you have /b/ you ungrateful cunt, think of the people in the world that don't have /b/ on their birthday.

happy birthday.
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Usually Josephsbrau Dunkelweizen or Sapphire Bombay straight but tonight on a budget so Im probably gonna pick up a gardeners packs of coors or budweiser and call it a day or maybe two mickeys
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>>678566481
Nova Scotia here
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>>678567836
Hipster mustache
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>>678566935
Yeah, not much of a whiskey drinker but this stuff aint bad.
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Guinness Extra Stout
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>>678567836
>blue jackets

>bruins

we can cry together.
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>>678567534

Law school, of all things. I'm in my last couple months of articling. After that...not sure what I'll be doing. Thinking of going back to my old gig for a while; I don't really want to practice law, at least not now.

Also, shrooms starting to kick in. Vision is doing weird things. The CN Tower's looking might fine out my window. I'm really lucky to have this view. Wish I could take a better picture.
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Vodka and Kahlua, after many beers, it was time for something sweet.
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>>678568647
Nice, best of luck bro, hope everything works out for you.

Yes picture could be better but I've seen that landscape many times and know how it can actually look..

fuck I'm drunk..
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>>678568579

im a reds fan now llol
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Kentucky fag reporting in with fine bourbon.
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>>678570104
I'm an Ohio fag drinking Kentucky bourbon lol
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>>678570322
That's because its good.
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>>678569570

Cheers!
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>>678570322
same lol dayton fag here
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you wanna be on a real budget i suggest you make shit like they do in prison get some orange juice and let is sit in heat for some time i heard it fucks you up big time :)
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>>678570666
trippy af dude
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>>678570751
Just over he river in Lexington. Cheers Buckeyes.
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>>678562588
mah nigga
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>>678562039
Smirnoff Ice
Palm Bay
Dexedrine

Maybe not the best combo
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Broke college kid reporting in
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>>678570104
>>678570322

What do you guys see in that stuff? I've been drinking 20+ years, had some blue label at a wedding once, it all still tastes like gasoline. Ok, the blue was like really smooth gasoline but it left a clammy taste of old wood box lid on the back of my throat. Why is that appealing?
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>>678562820
>so poor you can't afford budweiser
lmao
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>>678571394
I'm assuming cause it's cheap..
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>>678563252
it's disgusting because you cant taste the alcohol. Every man knows that.
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>>678562039
I drink Smirnoff 100 proof. Shots. I buy it by the handle, nigger.
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>>678570981
>>678570751
Medina fag, yo.
>>678570589
Yes it is, drinking Wild Turkey 81
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Sailor Jerry and coke
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>>678563252
It's disgusting because it tastes like a toxic mixture of chemicals and sugar you nigger
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>>678563195
Cheapest way to die assuming you don't own a firearm already.
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>>678571394
Johnnie walker isn't bourbon. It's just whiskey. All bourbons are whiskey but not all whiskers are bourbons.
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>>678571328
Ziplock is your friend.
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>>678565928
I love whiskey to! Sadly I'm tapped till hopefully tomorrow
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>>678562039
Rum and Dr Pepper.
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>>678562820
Olde English has more alcohol, so you're winning.
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>>678571972
They all taste like retch to me. >>678571643
$50 a glass is cheap to you?
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>>678572079
How do you mean?
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"Charles Heidsieck" champagne. got it as a gift.
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Just taking shots.
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>>678571810
That's mine & my gf's main shit, bro
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>>678572250
I have a shitload of cash in the bank so yes...
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>>678562039

People like to talk shit about Fireball, but I actually really like it. I usually mix with either coke or 7up and it tastes great.
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>>678567455
Happy birthday anon!!
Also checking dem dubs
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>>678567068
Sounds like a personal problem
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>>678571810
My nigga, drink that all the time
Try mixing with root beer
Is good
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>>678572250
Paying more doesn't get you better shit. It's like cars, after $50,000 what are you really trying to buy?
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>>678567836
You from philly?
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>>678572630
>mixing cinnamon whiskey with soda
What's it like having a mangina?
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I was about to head in to town to get me some Old English. $2 for a buzz.
Yes please.
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>>678571663
Couldn't give a fuck about tasting the alcohol, as long as I get fucked up.
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>>678571833
Not at all. Tastes like cinnamon hearts.
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>>678562039
Went to a wedding drank top shelf and now im in a hotel drinking yuengling.
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>>678567455
>>678567907
This.
Happy Birthday, faggot.
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>>678572741
>mix w/ root beer

This! And Dr. Pepper
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>>678563252
I love a double shot of it in a glass full of five seeds cloudy. Pretty fucking nice.
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>>678563480
Jb's is so goddamn average though.
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Newish to drinking here. Mostly been drinking white rum straight or mixed with sodas. I was wondering if absinthe was worth trying? Apparently a store near me sells that shit. Looked pretty expensive. Is it not worth it?
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Balvenie Double Wood 17yr
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>>678572797
I'm saying I've had what a lot of other people tell me is good and I just can't tell for myself. At the same time I like negronis and green chartreuse so maybe I just have shit taste. I don't like most wines either. I think I'm sensitive to the flavor of casks. Tastes like chewing window sills.
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Simple crown Royal and rootbeer because I'm a boring faggot
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Beer from my nasty ass mini-fridge. Usually drink guinness but this stuff is great too. Goes great with pizza
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>>678573478
See? Wood. Why are people putting wood in alcohol. Are we termites?
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I just tried a 6pack of this shit for the first time today.

Was about to head out to the store for some liquor though- I usually just go with whiskey, but wanted to try something new-

Never had Jagermeister before- is it good? What does it mix well with?
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>>678573406
New to drinking myself, personally ive found that my favorite is gin and tonic. Might be worth a try.
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>>678573561E\
Everyone has their own tastes, just because someone else likes something doesn't mean you have too.
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>>678573406
Don't bother, they restrict methylene content in the us so you can't actually trip.
It tastes like red licorice though if you're into that. I wouldn't recommend it, it's disgusting to the point you can't get drunk from it because it's unpalatable. Do not buy unless in Europe.
I don't know how much better it gets, but it actually is nice to sip with a bowl, otherwise no.
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CRC. .. Crown Royal Crown. Crown Royal and RC cola. And had some Red Banshees and a few Tennessee Honeys. And some moonshine. With an alka-seltzer chaser, a pulled pork sandwich, two hot pockets, and a bowl of cat food.
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>>678571799
Tfw some one says your last name and realise there talking about a town.
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>>678574229
Get your shit together man.
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>>678570666
Kek
That's my Android boot animation
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>>678562039
soco
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>>678573833
Can't tell if troll or stupid. Double wood refers to it being aged in a second sherry cask.
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Bourbon guy again.

Learn about bourbon. It makes you look interesting as shit. If you know a lot about wine it makes you look like a fag. If you know a lot about vodka it makes you look like a club douche.

Here's something to make for the ladies that will increase your chances of acquiring vage.

To make two decent size Cosmo's I use two shot glasses of gray goose vodka or orange Smirnoff, one shot glass of triple sec Half a shot glass of lime juice and four shot glasses of Ocean Spray cranberry juice. Dump all of that in a shaker over ice then pour into two chilled martini glasses

if you don't want to spring for gray goose vodka orange flavored Stoli is always good too

An optional garnish for a Cosmo is a little lime wedge spread around the rim.

Anyone can make a Cosmo but this is how to make it tarty yet potent
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>>678574479
I'm interested, how to set boot animation anon?
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>>678567820
I appreciate it. Halfway through now. I'm not as numb as I hoped though.
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>>678565311
>>678565183
>>678566481
>>678568065

New Brunswicker here, love me some Keith's as well but nothing an compare with a good ol' Molson Canadian
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>>678574680
GIF to boot
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.jrummy.apps.boot.animations
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>>678574680
>>678575255
Also
>need root
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>>678575255
Neat, thanks sir. Didn't realize it was an app.
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>>678575140
For me, it's Screech or nothin, b'ye.
>Newfie portn inner da tread
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>>678573980
That brands name is misleading. I found that rootbeer to be absolutely disgusting.
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>>678563603
My grandma also drinks gin and tonic faggot
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>>678562039
>What're you niggers sipping on?

The juice of fallen souls.
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>>678573980
You don't really need to mix jager, it's pretty easy to drink by itself. Maybe chase it with cola. Or, do what I do and chase it with beer :^)
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>>678575804
shit tastes like anise, amazing and its like $13 a bottle. 50% alcohol too so easy to get hammered.
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>>678563195
Perfect way to go blind and die xDDDDDD NICE MAYMAY XDDDDDD SO EDGY
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red trolley, tower ipa, and becks sapphire
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White Zinfandel
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>>678575890
>tastes like anise
>amazing
Anon it seems that two of the former phrases in your post are incompatible.
Would you like some help crafting a sentence that won't make you sound wrong as fuck?
Yes / No
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Good ol jameson... fuck Im lonely as fuck. fucking bitches..
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just regular chilean beer , cheers bro !
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>>678566766

> B.O.C. album insert in background.
> Muh.
> Fuckin'.
> Nigga.
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25 oz hurricane and some old milwaukee
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>>678576255
I don't know its late and I'm hammered. I like the taste of anise, tastes like this Bronhi candy that I used to eat when I was a kid, guess it reminds me of childhood.
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Manischewitz.
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For true pirates
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>>678576411
Good spot, I neither disdain or dislike this revelation. Carry on.
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>>678567836
Bob #1 Cop.
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>>678571810
Kraken rum and coke is better
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>>678562039
Same bro. Sipping right now. Shits fucking good. It's like I'm drinking melted cinnamon hearts
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I love fireball.. but I gotta admit JD's Cinnamon whiskey is WAY smoother

JD itself is shit though, Jameson is way better
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>>678576810
No spiced rum is literally only acceptable if you have no sense of taste and no gag reflex.
That's it dude don't even try to defend that offensive sewage.
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>>678573980
jager is fucking good by itself but like the other anon said you can mix it with cola or some redbull !
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>>678576365
cheers for that bro , mafakers biatches !
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>>678573722
Blue Moon is good. Happy drinking /b/ro
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>>678577128
I disagree. Spiced rum in a mango daiquiri adds a bit of flavor that is lacking. Somewhere between vanilla and sweet potato pie. But Kraken is like the Dane Cook level of douchebag rums.
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>>678573722
>blue moon
My nigga. Probably my favorite mainstream beer.
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Drinking some Busch cause poor as fuck
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>>678577478
Any recommendations for a better spiced rum?
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Drinking this one this week end!

>>678573980
Jager and redbull like you drink uppercut! Its called jagerbomb! Freaking good!
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>>678577906
rum is for faggots
scotch or gtfo
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>>678577825
For cheap beer, it's actually not too bad. I had it a couple weeks ago because also poor and it got me pretty drunk so that was nice.
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>>678563480
You have some fine taste in spirits and ascendants.

Also mfw
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>>678577128
I love mixing this stuff with cola. Best mix in my opinion
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Knob Creek Old fashioned. Best bourbon I know of
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>>678577906
There is none anon.
Drink rum. Unspiced. Seriously.
No need to almost throw up and have a panic attack every shot like you do with spiced rum.
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>>678565928
Makers is great, just because you will always know if a drink has makers in it from the signature taste
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>>678575638
No shit, where do you think I am?
>just knocked the dust off that pussy
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I can go to the bar which is a 2 minute walk away from my apartment, it's $12 for a big pitcher that's at least 4, maybe 5 glasses of beer-worth and gets me pretty fuckin' drunk. It closes in an hour and 15 mins.

Should I go?
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>>678576723
lol'd...
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>>678576810
fuck man... anytime someone offers me this shit I'll still drink it but fuck it's nasty
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>>678578651
Draft yes, bottles no.
It's half as expensive to drink at home BUT keg beer is imfuckingpressive shit so go if you're not being sold beer bottles for double from the same fucking store you buy them from.
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>>678578389
Have you tried Ezra Brooks? Also a 90 proof Kentucky Straight Bourbon. I like the flavor better, and it's almost half the price of Maker's.
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>>678579127
Well its my only option for the night. It's 1 am and everything else is closed that is reachable. I don't have a car or license
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>>678562039
Since the Kentucky Derby is approaching, I'm working on my mint julep game tonight. As a consequence, I'm rather "in my cups". Yes, I am.
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>>678562039
Fireball isn't cheap! It's a small bottle for $14. For $18 I can buy 1.75 liters of Evan Williams Kentucky Bourbon.
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10 bucks for a handle.
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My go to is Coca Cola and Southern Comfort. Mainly because i can never figure what else to get when i go to the liquor store, but SC never lets me down
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>>678578933
Anon gets it.
Spiced rum does not belong inside of humans.
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Nectar of the gods
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Some Harpoon "wannamango", went through an entire seven-fifty of rum by myself last night so trynna take it easy tonight.
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>>678571594
that shits bum beer, i also drink it...
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>>678573980
That shit is terrible tbh... I would never buy it again. Try henry's hard ornage soda and vodka. It's a good mix for cheap.
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>>678579755
So many beard, much intense.
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>>678562039
2mg ativan and 3 6.5% craft beers so i dont kill myself
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>>678579578
My sister used to be an alcoholic (or still is, whatever) and all she drank was Fireball. Here's a week's worth beside her bed.
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>>678566766
go to bed jeremy
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>>678579755
Best spiced rum out there.

For the main liquor groups, best choices have to be
Vodka: Titos
Whiskey: Knob Creek
Rum: Sailor Jerry
Gin: Tanqueray

All are mid range, not pricey at all
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>>678580092
<alcohol
<1 bottle of fireball per day
No.
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Made a white russian. not bad.

>>678580170
>tito's
objectively bad
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>>678580285
Have it your way, Jack, but yeah. School bus driver to boot.
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>>678580092
Why do people like Fireball so much?It's was so sugary the first time I had it.
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>>678579270
Yes I have actually. Funny storry. Too long to tell right now. But I just prefer knob creek to anything else right now
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>>678562820
you realize they make that shit with rice? I wouldn't drink Budweiser unless i were dying of thirst and had run out of my own urine.
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>>678562039
ur momma in a bottle.
she'd come over every once in awhile while her kid was staying at college.
she'd get naked as soon as she came in, put on her favorite song and start fucking me while crying. she said the song reminded her of raising her child, and motherhood. she told me it reminded her of how much she missed her child. it made her and me cum buckets.

this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
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>>678580575
Honestly someone could chew and entire pack of Big Red gum and have a better time
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18 and under age so the only thing im drinking is my own tears
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>>678580575
It goes down super easy and sorority girls love it. I ended up dating a girl because we both got super fucked up on fireball and had sex within 4 hours of meeting one another. Fun times.
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>>678580771
what's wrong with rice?
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>>678573980
Update:
Shit tastes like bad licorice.
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You're all fucking faggots enjoy the Sclerosis, sad how people enjoy alcohol when it does so much harm to your body
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>>678564726
>weed
>tea
Nigger
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>>678562039
maker's make whiskey. my roommate bought it--i'm a brokeass graduate student
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>>678581150
Enjoy never getting laid wizard
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>drinking alcohol instead of smoking pot
Enjoy your liver failure you wife-beating Neanderthals.
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>>678581121
Yes, basically mix with redbull/energy drink or it's fucking disgusting
>results may vary
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>>678563480
what's that scotch you have? i had it recently at a bar and i love it but dont remember the name
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>>678581150
>Sclerosis
Are you sure that's the word you were looking for?
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>>678581432
Some of us aren't neets and have professional jobs that drug test

Plus, drinking is awesome

Plus, fuck you
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Evan Williams bourbon n RC cola mixers
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>>678581469
I didn't get anything else & now I'm too buzzed to drive. C'est la vie.
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>>678565928
same shit i'm having /b/ro, cheers!
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>>678581432
I must add, Evan Williams mixers and Jack Herer blunts.... 608 West
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>>678580771
You realize rice is the most popular adjunct grain in cheap lager?
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>>678573478
baller!
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>>678581751
There are no convenience stores within walking distance?
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>>678581717
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>>678581369
you're drinking your roommates alcohol? I'd be pissed
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>>678582256
she's my ex and we're on good terms, otherwise i wouldn't think of it
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im having a sidewalk slammer.
drink half a 40 then poor a 4 loko into your 40 bottle then start drinking
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>>678581717
what job do you have that has drug tested you after initial hire?
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>>678582463
sure as fuck sounds like a sidewalk slammer.
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>>678582011
There's 2 way out past the end of my road, but I live just outside city limits, my road is literally Long Road.
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>>678580170
Nah... For Vodka Id have to say Absolut or Grey Goose, maybe belvedere

And tanq is good ass Gin but we all know Sapphire Bombay is the shit nigga
That new east is fuckin fire

Im not a huge fan of rum
Spiced I like sailor Jerrys and for white I like Bacardi

Whisky
Ill drink just about any whiskey
i like em all
Scotch, bourbon whiskey, blends, irish whatever

Bourbon still tastes like liquid smoke to me but ehhhh fuck it
I mixed woodford reserve with coke one and THAT tasted like shit
My favorite scotch ive tried though is Highland Park 25year
I wanna get my hands on a bottle of 40 year but that shits like 4000 pounds so I dont even know how many USD thatd be
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>>678583336
3 Olives is almost as good as the Goose and it is cheap
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>>678573980
fucking awful beer
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>>678583336
>Absolut
shit teir..
grey goose is nice but overpriced
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>>678583804
Ive seen the bottle but it looked skinny similarly to those skinny girl brand of mixed drinks so I thought it was something similar
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Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot mixed red wine

I hate red wine but it was a gift and I have nothing else to drink tonight
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>>678579924
>Try henry's hard ornage soda and vodka

why the fuck would you mix that shit together

itt: kids
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Kronenbourg 1664 blanc
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>>678582484
It is construction related

In the rare circumstance that I get injured I will be drug tested

Also, certain cities that contract our company to do work require all employees that are ever going to be on that job site take a drug test beforehand
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Im just drinking my sorrows. fuck my life
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>>678584200
Hey, I got it from my brother and I was trying to find ways to make it better. I normally just drink knob creek on the rocks
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>>678584034
The sell handles here in WI for around $18, it's way better than Absolut or Skyy.
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>>678584315
What happened man? I've been there many times
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>>678584315
Tell me all of your problems. I will provide advice.
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>>678584034
Get three olives Loopy mixed with 1 oz orange and 1 oz pineapple juice for a shot. Best ever
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>Not buying a gallon of Tennessee's finest sipping whisky for $1

Son I am disappointed in all of you.
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>>678583336
Lmao how can you compare titos to absolute or grey goose, the last two are over advertised shits. Both have the taste of rubbing alcohol left over. Titos is smooth as hell with no aftertaste. only a fullness to a drink when you drink it.

Sapphire and tanqueray are pretty close, I'll side with you on that one.

Are you sure you dont mean scotch tastes like liquid smoke?? Because theres no flavor of smoke in bourbon
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>>678581550
Justerini & Brooks
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>>678585179
>Because theres no flavor of smoke in bourbon

of course there can be elements of smoke flavor in bourbon. "hickory smoke" etc is sometimes used as a flavor descriptor for bourbons
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>>678562039
why are you drinking bitch drinks? fireball is goldschlager 2015.
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>>678584536
got put in a mental hospital for the weekend a few weeks ago, got out and my mom decided to tell everyone in my life about it. too ashamed to talk to anyone. some fucking institution. cops took me to the hospital to get drug tested and then the council worker talked to me and they held me in the ER for some 8 hours while she was looking for a room. They told me the tests were just taking a while. My insurance covered 90% of the bill and i still owe $800, i dont have shit all money.
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>>678566004
>tfw I've watched most of these already but will still listen to them tonight because I'm drunk.

Rock and Rye Manhattans for me btw.
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>>678585179
Cheap acotch blends taste like liquid smoke just like bourbon but the gokd stuff

Idk how to EVEN FUCKING DESCRIBE IT
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>>678586103
Literally drinking a manhattan right now bro
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>>678586103
a good surreal anime is a better experience anon. [spoiler]Serial Experiments Lain[/spoiler]
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12 pack of Cariboo and i've got 3 kokanees from the night before. doin good
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>>678568647
Good luck bro. That view is better than anything I can get in fucking Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
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Pretty good
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>>678579127
Welp, I fucking did it and I kind of regret. I mean, I'm feeling pretty buzzed and shit but the price went up to $15 and the beer tasted absolutely fucking awful. Holy shit it was bad, sooo fuckin bad. It was hard to finish. Also, for some reason I felt really anxious the whole time I was there and just wanted to go home
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>>678588737
not me, but my shit does this too
why do my pictures always upload sideways?
usually post pictures from note 4 and use clover if that matters
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>>678589295
You have to take the picture horizontally. Atleast thats the way it is for me on my phone camera
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>>678588737
youre drinking cinnamon schnaps ballsniffer. tits or gtfo.
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Kesslers. On sale at Walmart.
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>>678589295
>>678589645
stop uploading to a Mongolian tapestry board.
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>excuse the fatness
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Shevkoff vodka. Shit is delicious
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>>678589873
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>>678573980
jager plus redbull is the perfect combo, just don't drink too many or the bull will give you wings. Literally. You'll probably die if you have too much red bull. But jager is fine on its own.
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>>678589999
is everyone itt gay or something? drink real drinks. if you need flavors and sugar then you are the definition of a bitchboi.
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>>678589999
Jim Beam is my favorite Bourbon
Nice choice, Anon
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>>678588898
I can't really get down some nights either, 11 beers tonight to no avail, less than 10% cooked.
Don't worry I didn't lead you astray, this shit happens a couple nights a month.
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>>678590466
>>678590389
>>678590337
>>678590200
>>678590056
>>678589999
>>678589873
>>678589773
>>678589693
>>678589645
>>678589295
music to get fucked upp too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXbSfl0O3qU&nohtml5=False
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>>678589645
Holy shit it works
Thanks
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>>678590389
All drinks have flavor. I'm not going to drink some malt liquor nigger juice to get fucked on. Sugar enhances the effect of the alcohol.
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>>678590596
But that's wrong you fucking retard.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi5ztDWmx5w
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>>678590766
No problem m8

What you watching nigga?
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>>678590389
I just enjoy it. I feel no real need to prove to anyone that I'm a man by drinking rubbing alcohol
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>>678581121
no shit nigger
people don't drink it because it tastes good
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>>678590596
>No mt eden
Am disappoint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDYIdBZUl2Y
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>>678590466
Hell yes man it's the only thing I drink. Apple or regular
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>>678591027
Lucy, haven't seen it before
It's playing on hbo right now
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>>678567362
as much as I'm a Canadian Fag and I drink Alexander Keith's I mostly drink sailor jersey' s Rum
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>>678591485
noice, enjoy
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>>678591255

drunk and music? I'll play, I'll listen to your stuff

Here's mine, I just saw Hardcore Henry last night, it was great, I'd been waiting for that movie since they first made this music video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgox84KE7iY
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>>678592000
woah checked these gets
>>678591255
>>678590955
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>>678591255
ayy mirrors edge
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>>678592000
That video was fucking awesome. I can't wait to see the movie
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Nice seeing a decent thread without
>newfag
>edgy
>mfw
>go kill yourself

cheers
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>>678592000
That was pretty fucking cool

>>678592600
Yasss. Loved the game and I'll love the new one.

>>678592860
Who says alcohol doesn't bring people together?
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>>678592843
I know right!
>the teleporter
>the tits
>that dick punch

heres the prequel if you want, its good but bad motherfucker was epic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYm-dT24iRY&nohtml5=False
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>>678592860
Yeah been here 3h good shit.
Goodnight anon, alcohol tight.
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>>678593143
thank you
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>>678578425
not the guy u replied to but i lol'd
fuck the guy u replied to
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>>678592000me

>>678590955
I'm a minute in and I love this already. reminds me of Pretty Lights
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>>678589999
Checked
Also kill yourself
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>>678592860
This.
Can we just get an alcohol/drunk board?
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>>678593579
"xD"
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>>678590596
for some reason this makes me want to watch the movie IT
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>>678592843
>>678593143

Oh yeah, at one point in Hardcore they reference the music videos withh that health potion shit the guy pours on his arm, it was cool
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>>678590845
you are literally drinking a womans drink. keep telling yourself flavoring and sugar helps you get drunk when in reality its just the alcohol. the sugar makes it hard to drink if you arent some kind of bitch with bitchlike tolerances.
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