4chan, this girl just killed herself, thoughts?
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4chan, this girl just killed herself, thoughts?
WARNING: THIS CAN EASILY BE BACKTRACED. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
>>678553290
An absolute travesty that a young person thought that this was her only way out of her struggles.
> inb4 normie faggot lulz
No, you're the fucking try hard faggot, empathy =/= being weak.
>>678553290
truly is a shame... I can't imagine being that much in a struggle to make you think that is the only way out..
>>678553903
Weak faggot
That's what happens when mentally ill people go out has normal and the society just accept it
How did she kill herself Anon?
Is the corpse still somewhat attractive?
>>678554296
> people go out has normal
>>678553290
Sad. Hopefully some anon does a cum tribute for her so she can rest in peace.
>>678554349
> wannabe edge lord
>>678554606
GTFO NORMIEFAG!
http://www.obitsforlife.com/obituary/1303439/Wannamaker-Alyssa.php
>>678553290
Guess you gotta call her Alyssa Lynn Wannamakerlifeend
>>678554296
Good English.
I bet 1BTC that you're a teenager, found /b/ via a YouTube video within the last 2 years and live at home with your parents.
>>678553290
WannamakerwayintoHELL
>>678554787
>trying this hard
>>678554606
>>678555028
>cremated
well that's no fun.
>>678555114
>>678554787
Go back to sikipedia, and take your fucking faggot try hard friends with you.
>>678555263
Wannamakerbodyturntoash?
>>678553290
Right
>>678553290
She should have shot up her school first, what a shame.
>>678554787
> all caps
> attempting to offend anyone
>>678555150
Your mum found /b/ via a youtube video
So no one is going to ask for nudes ?
>/b/ is dead
>>678553290
Why did Alyssa an hero
did she not Wannamakerlifebetter?
She probably do it for a stupid reason
>>678555629
I heard she got her iPod stolen.
She Wannamakerplaylist but couldn't.
no police report found but shes canadia so whatever
>>678555751
FUCK CANADA!
If shes over 18, post nudes.
>>678553542
I'll be sure the cyber police are notified.
>>678553290
i wish i was that brave, what a bamf
trips and i post this to her facebook face page
>>678553290
What a bitch, she could have at least livestreamed it for us.
>>678556224
DO EEET!
>>678553290
damn everyone is talking about this guy, seems like he is the one behind her going an hero
>>678556224
You won't do it,
no balls.
>>678553290
Screencap yourself trolling the people on her memorial page for our keks.
>>678555578
> mum joke
Okay, I'm done. You cancerous wannabe edge lord teenagers who think "whoever says the most outrageous thing wins", have infiltrated our board. You've come in your drones because you saw a subreddit, or a YouTube video, or a newspaper article and thought by destroying threads with "lmao faggot", "kys faggot" and consistently derailing any thread that isn't rekt or ylyl with your puerile, inane, mindless comments. Your desperation to seem hard is so transparent and you don't even realise it. You fucklords are like a plague. You boast to your friends about how cool "4chanz is" then they come too. You then speak to each other on social media such as Facebook and Twitter and make references to /b/ and use expressions and terminology found here. You're a living, breathing, walking cringe thread. You're not cool, you're an embarrassment. You're akin to the children who troll on PSN or XBL. You have destroyed something great, however in an unusual way, you'll see that as an achievement, because it's the only recognisable thing you'll ever do in your life. You find YouTubers like Leafy intellectually stimulating and the pinnacle of good humour. Your family members hate you but would never admit to it; you're almost certainly the black sheep amongst every group - but you enjoy it. You're a destructive, typical millennial brat and the world hates.
Why don't you just fuck back off to where you came to and take your fucking faggot friends with you.
>>678553290
whyd she kill herself?
>>678556224
Don't do it, cunt.
>>678557000
Nice trips faggot.
You're sounding like a normie to me.
>>678556599
>Nathan Brown
holy fuck
holy fuck
FUCK
someone gonna kick this fuckers head in for talking shit guaranteed. fuckin maggot
>>678557000
> trips confirms
Fuck off newfags...
Why should we care?
If I had to grieve for every person that commited suicide, I would be spending my entire life crying.
>>678557302
That's probably a fake profile to troll the people mourning her.
>>678557000
TRIPS. JUST DO IT
>>678557346
Newfag.
who the fuck is this Brown faggot? how big of an edgy bitch can you be? what, did she not wanna goto prom with him?
LOL?
Good.
>>678557000
And when exactly was /b/ the wonderful utopia you elitist kids are always referring to?
>>678557456
>being this booty bothered
How pathetic do you have to be to whiteknight some dead slut?
>>678557085
She was being harrassed by a bunch of 9gag memers
bb alyssa gg
she was cute id have promed her hard. young tard around my town are all driving with :will you go to prom with me on their cars" i wonder how many people kill themselves soon.
>>678557595
you think sympathy is pathetic?
i think you might have a problem
>>678557302
who cares?
I'm laughing at this and i'll laugh when he gets his ass stomped.
it's all keks for me
>>678557000
Kek my sides anon, recognised oldfag
>>678557821
nihilist as fuck
>>678557602
wat
must have had the emotional fortitude of paris hilton
>>678557821
Kek same here.
Except he probably won't get his ass kicked because that's almost definitely a troll profile.
If anything that's someone the bitch knew and somebody else used his pic to make a profile to troll that bitch with.
does anyone know what she was being bullied about?
>>678557000
Trips truly confirms hahahahha
>>678558070
Some kids prolly Wannamakercry
>>678557914
Idk, Paris Hilton never killed herself.
>>678557000
>destroyed something great
MF you are autistic, all /b/ ever did was give my little brother a diaper fetish and flood cp over the internet
>>678557914
how the hell is that a "wat"?
the whole "le 9gag army" has been a trope for years
>>678558070
Weight problems
>>678557000
> Your a destructive millennial brat and the world hates you
> my sides when
somebody please guilt trip me into feeling bad about this.
>>678557000
I feel you /b/ro
I really can't feel sorry for people who take their own life, unless they are exposed to conditions that no person should suffer through.
Taking your own life because a bunch of people said mean things on the internet is just stupid, and if she couldn't even manage to just get off the computer and forget about it, then it's her loss , and i won't give her any sympathy.
>>678558316
I hear Hell has an excellent weight loss program.
>>678558532
haha, cuz they eat shit in one of the circles.
very clever, anon.
i bet you think i wouldn't have caught the reference.
/tip
>>678558400
OMFG YOU DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING HOW DARE YOU EVEN MAKE SUCH A COMMENT?????
Happy now?
>>678557000
> TRIPSSSSS
This is now officially a Rekt thread lmao
>>678558674
nope. this sucks.
>>678558619
Say what?
I was just being an asshole.
>>678557000
they're all bark and no bite
half the posts here seem to just exist to reach the bump limit faster and contribute nothing
bringing back noko wouldn't do anything, as they would just go to know your meme
>>678555263
Your not thinking creatively
> make a cast of a vag
> pour in ashes and combine with lye
> let sit
> warm up but not too toasty
> enjoy your new Wannamaker soap pussy
Theres always a way to lay a dead animal
>>678558805
don't be coy, anon. you wit shined and i was applauding you. take the stage and rock it.
>>678558721
That wouldn't even make sense? There's a few contrasting arguments within those posts?
>>678558864
Looks like someone Wannamakercumintheafterlife
;]
>>678558927
Your mum has some contrasting argument
>>678558721
newfag
<inb5 alyssa
>>678553290
lmao
>>678558891
Oh well, thank you anon.
I'm glad someone appreciates my dark sense of humor.
cremation is cheaper, her fam must pooor
>>678558927
it's just a fucking trope
get to know your tropes
this one is the "reply to a bunch of posts, contribute no content, and then pray for a (you) or two" style of idiocy
>>678559114
anytime, pal. the world simply wouldn't be the same without you.
>>678559198
She Wannamakerfamilymoremoney
>>678558851
It's pointless, I have come to the conclusion it's fucked. Found myself trawling fucking /pol/ more and more this year, that's when I truly recognised it's come to an end.
It's like being the fly on the wall in a high school classroom when the teacher hasn't come into class yet.
>>678559295
Aww. I love you anon ;]
Can we all agree that http://www.worldometers.info/
is more entertaining than this story
>>678559378
<:3
>>678553290
got any nudes?
>>678559231
> overthinking things
>>678556599
Ok, which one of you faggots is Nathan?
>>678559344
i used to think youtube roll threads were cancer
nobody does anything anymore and it's damn tiring
>>678559378
>>678559529
why don't you faggots get a room
>>678559529
>>678559728
Better, we have a thread. ;]
>>678559728
only if you join us anonkun~
>>678556599
post more of that troll pls
he is the only sensible thing ITT
>>678559914
Yes. Join us.
>>678559982
Second.
I would like to see where this young man is headed.
>>678559640
I am
>>678559730
Join her, horse fucker.
>>678559661
Last week they were googling "how to ddos someone" and then uploading YouTube videos for each other to watch on it and trying to egg each other on to do it. I nearly put a hammer through my monitor.
>>678559826
the office was so good thank you for posting this, lost
>>678560152
Well then screencap some of your deeds on her page. I wanna see these guise hate on you.
>>678553290
Sad shit, only wish more people understood there's better ways to fix a temporary issue's then suicide.
>>678554349
I was thinking the same thing, is she a 10/10 dead?, given her pictures i would like to see the corpse might still be some use left in her.
Such a shame when pretty girls kill themselves, all i can think is "Damn she would have made a perfect sex slave such a waste of meat"
>>678553290
If dubs it was a murder
>>678560497
i don't get it.
>>678560497
No suicide is always the answer. I just wish she'd have livestreamed it for us.
That would have been beautiful.
>>678560522
It's ok, dumb sluts are a dime a dozen.
They're barely worth that dime too.
>>678560497
Only pieces of shit kill themselves and if you think it's ok to an hero then you must be a piece of shit too.
>>678557000
Kek'd and check'd
>>678557000
> you're a living breathing walking cringe thread
One of the greatest comments I've ever seen on /b/. Gg anon
>>678557000
That faggot left, lol
>>678560822
Checked for checking
>>678553290
Let's be honest, they only care because she was physically attractive
>>678560924
Hahaha
>>678560982
Checked for checked for kek'd and checked.
What the fuck happened to you /b/
Used to be when someone killed themselves we would have a good laugh and see who could troll the dedication page the hardest, its sad to see what we have devolved into. I remember when that australian lady jumped off a cliff, we circulated a sky diving meme and it caused so much butthurt we were on channel 10 news its a damn travesty how pussies have infected our /b/ and everything has gone steadily to shit.
>>678560982
Much appreciated anon, many thanks.
>>678560924
He just posted copypasta, I just saw it in another thread.
>>678561172
> trying this hard
See: >>678557000
>>678561172
He's right we can make this glorious.
Christ her last name is Wannamaker.
C'mon guys fire up the fake profiles!
LETS GO!
Natural selection at is finest, fucks not given
>>678561256
Nope, I'm the poster of that and I didn't.
Weird that you'd completely make that up for no reason?
Why?
>>678561374
>>678561172
> samefagging this hard
I hope you kids are all enjoying your Easter holidays!
>>678561487
I literally just saw that here >>678557434
>>678553290
Makes sense
>>678561487
You think you're the only one surfing more than one thread?
>>678561777
OH SHIT NIGGA TRIPS KONFIRMDED
>>678553290
Could we be prosecuted for trolling her page?
>>678555114
Fuck. That was good.
>>678562121
What would the charges be?
>>678560806
I'm sorry could you come again? I don't speak retard.
>>678561714
>>678561777
Check the time of that post, 17 minutes after mine.
My post references the mum joke, relative to the comment I was replying to. Another anon has copied it into another thread - I'm slightly flattered in fact.
>>678553290
Someone link me to this cunt's facebook.
>>678562268
Idk, just wanna be safe
>>678557000
okay
>>678556114
Suicide is such irony. It is done by cowards who wait until their very last moments alive to show bravery, and then, it doesn't even matter.
>>678562268
Cyber bullying I imagine could be one right off the bat
>>678562417
Are you even in Canada?
>>678562383
Just search her name on fakebook
>>678562511
Nope. So I'm good?
>>678562499
I guess it's possible but if it's a fake profile you'd prolly be good.
>>678562592
You really think the Canadian government would come get you because you made some dick jokes on a dead cunt's facebook page?
Why is everone getting so sentimental about this?
> ITT: summer-come-early fags
>>678562738
I am not even a little bit.
I just Wannamakerfunny for us all.
>>678557000
>Okay, I'm done. You cancerous wannabe edge lord teenagers who think "whoever says the most outrageous thing wins", have infiltrated our board. You've come in your drones because you saw a subreddit, or a YouTube video, or a newspaper article and thought by destroying threads with "lmao faggot", "kys faggot" and consistently derailing any thread that isn't rekt or ylyl with your puerile, inane, mindless comments. Your desperation to seem hard is so transparent and you don't even realise it. You fucklords are like a plague. You boast to your friends about how cool "4chanz is" then they come too. You then speak to each other on social media such as Facebook and Twitter and make references to /b/ and use expressions and terminology found here. You're a living, breathing, walking cringe thread. You're not cool, you're an embarrassment. You're akin to the children who troll on PSN or XBL. You have destroyed something great, however in an unusual way, you'll see that as an achievement, because it's the only recognisable thing you'll ever do in your life. You find YouTubers like Leafy intellectually stimulating and the pinnacle of good humour. Your family members hate you but would never admit to it; you're almost certainly the black sheep amongst every group - but you enjoy it. You're a destructive, typical millennial brat and the world hates.
>Why don't you just fuck back off to where you came to and take your fucking faggot friends with you.
>You're a destructive, typical millennial brat and the world hates.
jokes on you i was born in the 90s.
copypasta or this is the most pathetic rant i've ever read
>>678562685
True
>>678555114
>>678558256
>give my little brother a diaper fetish
kek
>>678553903
this.
Its a shame, all those emotions and those changes trying to get into the real world... My buddy killed himself when he was 18 and i recon if he just pushed through for another year he might of found something to live for.
>>678562894
fuck off
Stop me if this has been done
>Wannamaker
>Wannamaker cum
>>678553290
Good
You know who commits suicide? People that should. If your character makeup is so flawed that it allows for this type of behavior, we're all better off without you...
Any nudes? Genuinely interested
>>678562894
> born in the 90's
> 90's
>97-99 almost definitely
>>678557000
Kek my sides anon, they are cancer
>>678563314
Hahaha! This is hiliarious OP. How'd the cunt kill herself? Hope it was bleach xDD. Rest of your newfags please leave
>>678563957
YES!
Fuck all those cucks.
i told you fagurts i wasnt kidding about posting a link on her face cunt book, i just needed to get friendships from her friends. eat a dick you fuck that got trips.
>>678563957
sheesh that was quick
>>678557000
Enjoyed. Would read again.
>>678563957
>4chin
>>678563840
Boy that guys flamboyant
>>678562846
good
>>678564225
> eat a dick
Underage b&
>>678557000
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>678564327
Maybe he's with us.
>>678564465
Seconded.
>>678564465
> all caps
> being a newfag
> all caps
>>678553290
looks like she's fuckable so I'd say it's too bad she an heroed. one less fuck pig to fuck.
>>678553290
Theory about suicide: pretty, social people do it more often because theyre not used to dealing with disappointment. The rest of us ugly trolls handle sadness better because we're used to it. Condolences to her family
>>678564629
OH SHIT WE'RE ALL GETTING BACKTRACED!
HE TOLD THE CYBER POLICE!
She was a millenial cunt with she in her face and she deserved to die.
>>678564709
You can still fuck her ashes.
>>678557000
last part was so relatable i cried....also check'd mate
>>678564629
> messing the joke up this badly
> tabs.png
>>678564629
Tiped FBI about being a massive faggot? nice
>>678564799
*shit in her face
>>678564859
Careful.
He might be backtracing us.
>>678553290
Who would Wannamaker kill herself?
>>678564225
> trying this hard
> what is self-fulfilling prophecy
>>678564734
> backtraced
> back
>>678553290
fucking pussyyyy
>>678564921
I ALREADY SAID THAT!
Still no facebook link?
>>678564732
That theory is quite accurate
>>678564825
not as squishy and fun
what's the Instagram
>>678562894
Fuck off randy bobandy
>>678564859
> Tiped
>>678565187
For real, someone link us.
IT'S TROLLING TIME!
>>678564919
>shaking
>>678556599
Personal army request detected
>>678565212
You just gotta mix it with cookie dough or something. Even butter will work.
If you don't wanna stick it in the microwave, your dick'll warm it up real quick.
Kids green texting this hard is making me want to end up like that chick
>>678565295
> IT'S TROLLING TIME
This is now a cringe thread.....
>>678565415
We ARE your personal army.
>>678565423
>>678553542
>BACKTRACED
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>678555114
This is what we mean by top fucking kek
nice job anon
>>678557000
You do know that this is the interwebs
Right?
I mean, don't come here?
/b/ is meant for serious people
Just log off and cut this out of your life
Wanna know what I do when I see a thread I don't like?
You might be surprised by this answer
But I don't go on it
Yea that simple
>yes I took the bait
nothing but wasted hot pussy
>>678565570
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
>>678565513
cancer
>>678565441
> calling someone a kid
> not realising it doxs you as a kid
> mfw
Why do you guys want link? just searrch her fucking name, retards
>>678553290
>>678565693
Lol that was a joke.
I just wanted to feel like it was 2008 again.
Good
>>678565717
>extra space
>mfw tumblr and Reddit move to 4chan
It's sad, reminds me of the time I found this girl hanging in my backlane
>>678565657
Cancer's worthy of spotlighting in an attempt to diminish future cancer.
>>678555582
Noods?
>>678565657
Actually doing just that is damn hard, just ask Alyssa.
>>678555582
This ;(
>>678557785
yes
and fuck off if you have no problems you are boring and no one is interested in reading your text
>>678566076
Lol you Wannamakeranswer?
How? She dead
>I say you she dead.
>>678565893
>lol
cancer confirmed.
>>678566104
> ; (
> ;
>>678565657
Did you just say interwebz? Fucking
Bryce get off of 4chan you iWebz cunt we all know aimware>all uff uff cunt
>>678555582
How is she going to deliver moron
>>678553542
NOOOO NOT MY SECRUT PROXXYYY
>>678566109
> nobody's interested in reading your text
> replied to text after having read it
> advised nobody's interested in reading text
> mfw
whoa this thread just got blasted with autism
Well can't say I blame her. Its all pointless anyway. If its not good as a 15 yr old sexy girl its not going to get much better down the line.
If the movie sucks in the beginning just get up and leave, don't just sit there and suffer through it.
>>678553290
Toaster Steve here.
I am very jelly of this girl.
ummm gays this is serious, i was just back traced and not there are dudes in suits knocking on my door. thankfully i live in a basement and have cameras outside so i was able to escape down a secret passage i made
>>678566436
who r u calling an artist
I send my condolences to the family and friends, no matter what people say. It will not affect me, because no one deserves to get placed in this position, where they feel no hope, and that nobody cares. I hope the rest of you can actually get your shit together, and realize that this is a human life, gone to waste. Not a fucking cartoon, show some respect.
>>678554513
True that
>>678566629
SHIT BRO!
I GUESS WE ALL DUN GOOFED DIDN'T WE??
ARE THE CYBER POLICE GONNA COME FOR ME TOO??
>>678566707
This
>>678555114
im the edge lord now
guys i just diarheead in my boxers brb
>>678566707
Jesus where do you God damn normies get off saying shit like that here?
>>678566707
ok what do people "deserve" then anon? And why do they deserve it?
Cyber bolice r on dher way :DD
>>678566867
Hey Spidey, wanna buy an Boost Mobile phoan?
>>678557000
You win 4chan for tonight /b/ro , in hysterics here.
>>678566707
Must feel nice being reality conscious while on the computer, faggot
Whoever the fuck Nathan Brown is, I know you are probably reading this message so please comment something like "I don't give a shit what you people think and I can comment on this status all day saying whatever the fuck I want. What is Alyssa going to do? Block me?" I NEED to see the response to this.
>>678556224
Do it PUSSY
>>678567178
Maybe 4chan's /pol/...
>>678555114
This is /b/'s winner for the evening.
>>678567178
>You win 4chan for tonight
>/b/ro
cant even
>>678566867
It's good to see you anon
This thread is dead, lets make it useful
>>678565688
I wish we were friends IRL
>>678567568
hahahaha
>>678566707
Sending condolences to the family and friends, by posting about doing it on anonymous message board?
>>678553290
I Wannamaker pussy wet.
I Wannamaker muh wife.
>>678567440
Second.
He won reddit AND tumblr for the night.
I think he's even being nominated for top 9gag of the year.
>>678553290
Pseudointellectual hipster who cares omg
>>678553290
more like
>Alyssa Lynn WannaMeetHerMaker
rite lads
>>678553290
Any nudes?
>>678567568
I do too anon. I wish I knew moar people who had my sense of humor.
I think we would be great friends, we could steal stuff, shoot up heroin together, and make prank phone calls all night.
>>678556599
So they are telling him to kill himself because he wanted her to kill herself ? That's just a bit ironic
>>678553290
>thoughts?
a dead cunt?
>>678567897
Edge lord. I bet ur mom thinks ur tough
>>678567890
At least we got many keks out of this.
I wonder if like in Hell the devil is making her listen to all of our jokes at her expense.
The devil WannamakerBURNFOREVER
>>678567807
No triggerwarning? rude
>>678553290
Why did she kill herself now, and not on the 20th? Now she can't celebrate our lord and savior's (Hitler's) birthday. :(
>>678553290
With a family name like that, I'd kill myself too
>>678567415
>>678567718
I dunno, replies alone would point otherwise.
Peace out, I'm off.
>>678567807
lol
Wannamakerfriendsandfamilycry
>>678553290
tits or get the fuck out
>>678567834
Oh fuck ya that sounds fucking great
(you)
hehehehehe
>>678558270
Your an idiot.
Anyone have her nudes ?? Lets give her a 21 cum tribute salute
>>678553290
WTF? This bitch gets every fucking easy mode in live and throws it away? I mean white, girl, pretty, skinny, in first world country. fuck
>>678568156
> our Lord and saviour Hitler
> trying this hard
Back to school on Monday anon
>>678553290
couldn't care less tbh
>>678556224
Sage
>>678568264
That really is all I want out of life....
>>678567807
More like
>alyssa lynn wannamaker give me head
>>678553290
she was very brave
>>678568404
>>678568396
It's ok it's easy to count your carbs in Hell.
I hear Satan doesn't serve any food at all down there.
>>678568404
hahaha
>>678553542
BITCH I GOT 7 PROXIES
I'm from face book. I think you guys are disgusting you should be ashamed .. what is this stupid website anyway? Get a life
>>678563957
>make fun of her
Nah we just Wannamakerfamous
>>678568717
You think the cyber police can't backtrace through that? HA! Consequences will never be the same!
>>678568848
how about you hang yourself as well faggot
Nathan pls deliver
>>678568848
Obvious bait is obvious
>>678568848
Go back to facebook then, faggot. Why did you come here to be the massive cock-juggling retard that you're being right now anyhow?
>>678568848
I'm on your side, please provide a link so I can back trace all of the stupid trolls on her page. I work for the cyber police. I can put a stop to this bullshit real quick.
>>678568944
you dun goofed anon
>>678568953
> taking the bait this embarrassingly
>>678569008
YES
>>678569008
Nathan is such a great man.
>>678562499
How do you bully a dead girl?
>>678569008
if this is legit, we spam her facebook page with the noodz
>>678562499
There's laws against that now? What the fuck happened to free speech?
>>678553290
I have been on this thread for almost an hour now, and I've been listening to Destiny's Child, Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears, and TLC this entire time.
What does that say about me as a person?
I also have been thoroughly enjoying this Nathan man speaking the truth on the book of face.
>>678569311
Paint a casket like a locker?
>>678569298
enjoy your ban faggot
This is horrible. U guys are horrible people.
