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I told her that her school won't allow it. But she insisted,

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I told her that her school won't allow it. But she insisted, what kind of defense should I have by Monday /b/?
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>>678547459
Wat?
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>>678547561
Blue hair, dipshit. She likes Borderlands and is a huge dan of The Siren.
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none, most schools won't give a shit
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>>678547459

Just let the school know you are a giant cuck and can't tell your 9 year old no.
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>>678547459
That you are a bad parent and a horrible example for your children. You daughter will now become a coal burning stripper due to your lack of respect for the rules.
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>>678547459
Proclaim that she's a lesbo.
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It's her unalienable right to dye her hair.
Be it blue, red or heck even rainbow coloured.
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I don't know, try to pretend that you're blind or something.
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>>678547727
I like borderlands too, but I don't colour my fucking hair. You're the epitome of being a shit parent.
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>>678547459
Defense? If they have anything to complain about ask them if they let gingers walk around the school, blues no worse than red.

What are they gonna do, shave her head and call child services on you?
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>>678548008
Go back to tumblr
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"I'm a huge faggot who can't be a good parent. She oppressed me."
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>>678547754
>>678547756
Fuck your unhelpful shit
>>678547791
That's not a bad argument and on par with modern tumblr bullshit
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School is literally the only time in someone's life that they're able to do shit like this.
Let her dye her hair blue once. She's fucking 10.
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Tell them it's your child and they can choke on a dick. Most schools will drop it after you go in and act like a raging asshole. I've had to do this countless times.
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>>678547459
You're such a shit parent I'd bet you'd let her get a tattoo if she asked for one too
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Is this what parents these days really worry about?
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Let anybody have whatever hair they want you mongol.
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>>678548116
>blues no worse than red.

This. And at least, blues have souls.
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>>678548051
Look man, the way I see it is she's young enough to do stupid fun shit like this before jobs deny her work. So why not? I just don't want her conservative ass school to shame her for being a kid.
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>implying schools have any actual power

Laugh in their face and tell them that if any disciplinary action is to be taken and shes taken out of the learning environment/the learning environment is disrupted, you'll contact ofsted or the murrifat equivalent and have them put under scrutiny. They hate that shit.
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>>678548407
I'll consider this though it's not my style.
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>>678547459
Post more traps
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>>678547459
Tits of GTFO
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>>678548016
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Make sure she has her blue tail butt plug in and then you can say it is your religious garments for the church of shitty parenting
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>>678547459
make her flat out deny its not her natural colour, and if any teacher or whatever deny it let her state loud and clear THIS IS MY RELIGION, STOP ATTACKING ME FOR MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS

then as the school contacts the parents, back up her story, say she went through the coming of age ritual of your bullshit religion and its tradition.
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>>678548771
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>her school won't allow it

for what reason?
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>>678548660
>>678548771
Well aren't you two edgy fuckers?
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>>678548771
erm...

yea, no.
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>>678547459
>defense
Its my daughter.
Its her hair.
Fuck you.
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>>678548874
I...i like what i like
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>>678548658

Even if you aren't normally an asshole, If you go in and let them know that you are the fucking boss they won't be calling you in for stupid little shit anymore. Works like a charm man.
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>>678549015

She's either a midget or seriously early development.

Either way, fuckin nice
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that's a little boy
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>>678548529
Normal kids don't color their hair in defiance of the rules set forth by their educational facility. Only entitled spoiled brats with shitty parents try to pull that shit. Good luck raising your daughter to not be a total shit to you when she's 16 and telling you how stupid you are as she goes out and sucks 15 cocks a night.
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>>678547459
I'm sorry I shouldnt have let her watch DBZ Battle of the gods.
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>>678549015
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>>678549094
Fuck, I think I gotta get my balls from the basement and dodgeball their faces. You might be right anon. I just want to e prepared to defend her ass against inevitable fire
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>>678547727
What a faggot ass awful parent girls with unnatural hair are gross, borderlands doesn't make it any better
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"She insisted"

You're done as a parent. Good luck coping with her spiraling down to become a porn star
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> white
> doesnt live in a free country

Move from russia m8
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>>678549257
Fucking win. I'm going to save this pic and send it to her. Thanks.
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>>678547727
she has blue hair? and she likes borderlands?
dude it sounds to me like shes an awesome kid already and its good that you let her do what she wants at a time when you can support her, because later in life she may not be able to get away with it in certain jobs, universities etc.
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>>678549234
Listen to anon, OP, be a dad and discipline your fucking daughter
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>>678549683
Exactly what I think! She should have fun like my son should have a mohawk. Life later doesn't allow this shit. They should just be them. And I want them to enjoy their choices while they have them.
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Fucking shit parenting right here boys.
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>>678549422
lol this
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>>678549234
I doubt you actually attended public schools because none of what you're saying is relevant or makes sense. If you think that wanting a unique look in a school with hundreds of other kids looking exactly the same makes you entitled you're legitimately a retard, and I'm the biggest conformist, vanilla faggot on earth.
>>678547459
Looks cute dude. I had a stupid-ass Mohawk when I was a little piece of shit and I turned out alright. At least this actually looks good.
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>>678547754
>>678547756
>>678548175
>>678548445
>>678549234
>>678549422
>>678549396
>>678549916

Never have kids. Seriously. None of you understand the human psyche or ever will.

Fucking dumbasses. Stifling children and setting millions of boundaries and miles of red tape on how they should look and how they should dress and all that shit is what causes the rebellion in the first place, how the fuck do you not understand this? You let them make decisions then understand the consequences of their actions.

Seriously, the fuck are you gonna expect from children and adolescents that aren't allowed control over their own bodies they're gonna respect your wishes, and then all of a sudden gain a personality and sense of being at age 18 and go off to college well adjusted individuals with an identity?

>fucking SHIGGY
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>>678549895
when i was a kid, i was in 3rd grade and i wanted a mohawk for a day before i shaved my head and my parents let me do it even though my school said i absolutely could not
now im a lot older and have a job that would never allow it
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>>678549895
So is your son going to follow in your footsteps as the fry cook at the local choke and puke down on Highway 65?
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>>678547727
she looks like she is... idk, 10 years old? she shouldn't be playing borderlands at this age, as much as i like the game.
also colouring your hair is just stupid
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>>678550148
Yeah man, nothing beats being a little piece of shit with personality value.
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>>678547459
tell them her black boyfriend threatened to beat you up while he made you watch them fuck.
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>>678548771
Dude, she's FUCKING 10
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>>678548630
Nope doesn't work. If it says in the school's policy "no unnatural hair colours" then anyone who attends the school has to agree to that. A student can be removed from inclusive learning until it's been rectified. In that situation the parent has a choice, sort out the shit hair within a reasonable time or find another school. Failure to do either will result in welfare officers etc descending on the family.

Source: I'm an Ofstedfag
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>>678550272
That's a backyard in those pictures, as a private homeowner. Nothing against fry cooks, eveyone needs their start. But I've done alright
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>>678549916
>>678550124
>>678549691
>>678549422
>Repressing your child is good parenting
>letting them do something they want is bad parenting
I hope none of you actually have kids.
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>>678550183
exactly this, my friend was extremely rich with a 7 figure making family, they never let him do anything and they controlled everything he ever did and would never let him do anything
since he never did anything for himself and never understood the consequences of his actions he became the most socially awkward, sheltered, close minded NEET that ive ever seen and is literally irredeemable now
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>>678550183
i love you, you are a great person.
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>>678547459
She's cute. Where do you live op?
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>>678550183
>Implying you understand the human psyche
>Implying that telling a kid not to dye their hair blue is "stifling them"
>Implying you should let kids do whatever they want "lest they turn out bad"

kys
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>>678550183
this op
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>>678550183
I have children you idiot. Well disciplined and respectful children that are mindful of what counts in a civilized society.

To do what you want when you want is the recipe to develop a person that never matures. A stillborn adult is what becomes of the undisciplined child. That is exactly what is wrong with many of the young adults today. They can't exist without having a safe space or trigger warnings because all they have been taught by their useless parents is that how they "feel" is the only important thing in their life.

To think that a child can't develop a personality while being disciplined at the same time is the height of idiocy. Congratulations.
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>>678550183
I can't even describe the level of facepalm I just achieved.
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>>678547459
schools should have no say over what child's life choices are, you must be going to one of those bernie cuck schools where you allow the government to control every aspect of your life, rape then murder her then kill yourself because you are a big government supporting piece of cuck shit sjw feminazi faggot
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>>678550770
>I know you don't mean for this post to sound creepy, but holy shit this post is creepy
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>>678550770
Arizona. The look isn't unusal to southwest. But schools get a big dick about it
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>>678547459
Who gives a fuck what school thinks?
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>>678550865
>Well disciplined and respectful children that are mindful of what counts in a civilized society
i hope i never meet them they sound like the worst people imaginable
maybe they got that from their dad tho and its not their fault
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>>678550830
>>678550865

>Taking the strawman and missing the point entirely.

Dumbasses. Kill yourselves, cheers.
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>>678550875
Let me be the first to say: that is some very appetizing looking bait anon.

Well done.
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>>678547459
tell them if they want her out of school thats on them.. its just hair.
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>>678551052
parents with children going there?
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most of the time DD/lg is not a cuckold situation but this time it is OP

you are a special snowflake
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>>678550577
i wish i was fucking 10
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Fuck her right in the pussy and upload the vid.
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>>678551159
Unfortunately, this.
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>>678550969
Cool man. Do you wanna hang out and have some beer with your daughter?
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>>678550830
>you should let kids do whatever they want
you actually thought thats what he posted
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>>678551268
Bro, c'mon
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>>678547459
Post pictures of her mom to redeem yourself OP, you little faggot shit.
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>>678547459
That you're an idiot. You lost an argument to a 8(?) year old.
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>>678551075
If you think that's "taking the straw man" you obviously have no clue what a straw man is, we directly addressed what you said, and as such did not straw man.
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>>678551304
Nah man, I don't drink around my kids. Or let strangers close.
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>>678551066
>Well disciplined and respectful children that are mindful of what counts in a civilized society
i hope i never meet them they sound like the worst people imaginable
maybe they got that from their dad tho and its not their fault

Spoken like a true syphilitic degenerate. I'm sure if you do meet them they'll ask you nicely to remove the cleaned plates from their table and will say thank you.
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>>678549015
wtf.... literally cp
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>>678550577

You're just making my cock harder.
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>>678551333
The implication of "Oh man, I wouldn't stifle my kids, i'd let them paint their fucking heads blue!" Is that they can do whatever the shit they want
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>>678551496

You refuted the argument that 'Children should be able to do what they want' not the argument that 'stifling children and not giving them a level of respect'

You assumed wrong, and you're both fucking dumbasses to the core, completely missing the point, or you probably got the point and just didn't care.
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>>678551541
That's just what all the kids are wearing these days. What the fuck are you some kind of pervert?
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>>678551541
Fucking newfags
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>>678549683
Implying blue hair isnt sjw waiting to happen
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>>678551075
Just make sure you don't give her goodnight kisses when she's 16 unless you want to taste the cum cocktail mixture she slurped down that night.
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>>678551726
>Getting this salty over your own cuckiness
Oh man, you must be a blast to have around
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>>678549015

I have the weirdest boner...
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>>678551726
Implying that discipline=stifling.
You're a fucking moron.
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>>678548771
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>>678551075
Exactly. When they spend all their time on this website flaming the .2% of the population that posts on tumblr or are "special snowflakes" and believing that this is an accurate representation of present day society, building their rage to a boiling point because of their own misdirected self-hate and memories of their father's disappointment, I'm not at all surprised that they take it out on their own children.
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>>678548182
op is right. you couldn't tell your child no and bad parents like you is a huge problem and why we have so many shitty kids today.
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>>678551720
>The implication of "Oh man, I wouldn't stifle my kids, i'd let them paint their fucking heads blue!" Is that they can do whatever the shit they want

It implies exclusively that they can paint their heads blue, which harms nobody and pisses off some gray suited faggot that sits behinds a desk and is probably on anti anxiety meds for landing in such a pathetic position in life.

>>678551906
>>678551942
>>678552033

>lemme just faggot out of this argument and start spewing shit cause I know deep down hes right and im too lazy and unmotivated to change my flawed views which will eventually lead to a drinking problem and damage my children in the long run.
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>>678551541
>literally
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>>678551898
if thats what the kids are into...
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>>678552033
It is
Read up on literally any child development study published in the last 40 years. Animal studies confirm this.

Seriously dude. Take 5 minutes out of your day to challenge your perceptions.
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ITT: fatties get mad cos lil girl died her hair because she likes blue hair
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>>678547459
You best defense is, tell the school that's racism, sexism, oppression, and that you're "offended."

If that doesn't scare them, your one last resort is, tell them you're a Jew. That'll really scare them.
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Op should've had her sign a waiver forum kek showing she understands the consequences
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>>678547459
Tell her it's the only way you can climax when she's blowing you.
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>>678550830
fucking leave
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OP here, haha! That's not my kid. Just a picture I found. Jesus christ 4chan is always so easy to trigger.

All you dudes are entertaining morons. Good day. I tip my fedora to you.
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>>678552033

>implying letting a kid do something that harms nobody and makes her feel happy is lack of discipline

I smell a cookie cutter beta faggot who sucks baby boomer societys fat dick
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>>678552575
no u
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>>678552200
He's not right. By all means go ahead and let your kids be entitled spergelords that don't think that rules are for them. We have an amazing industrial prison ready and waiting to accept these human failures.

Children raised without boundaries are awful. Usually with names like Trevor and Madyson.
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>>678547756
coal burning stripper? excuse my faggotry but what does burning coal have to do with anything
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>>678552564
/thread
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>>678547459

Just say to her it was a joy.
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>>678552686
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>>678552863
Coal Burner = mud shark
Opposite of an oil driller
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>>678552863
Everything dude
Just think about it but dont think too hard u might hurt yourself
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Easy. Just post her nudes and I'll tell you a for sure way out of this.
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>>678552854

>Lack of discipline =/= a mix of dysfunctional and abuse families, Mental illness & poverty

Which is what makes the shitty kids. Stop confusing it and stop being such a shit example of a human being. Its incredible how many times you can be wrong in a row, keep going you might hit a record.
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I brought my little sister to get her hair dyed purple once and red a few months later. She's the smartest child in her class, was offered to skip a grade but stayed back to be with friends, and plays two sports.

There is literally nothing wrong with letting a little girl dye their hair except for the damage that bleaching does. Unfortunate because her natural color was absolutely stunning, but she wanted to do it.
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>>678552654
>implying that rules that are made by an institution that are to be followed by all that attend don't actually apply to them.

I smell a wannabe anarcho SJW fag that thinks blue hair will somehow smash the patriarchy.
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>>678552623
Did all you autist tards miss this? This thread is bait. Easy bait you sad fucks.
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>>678553026
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>>678552854
She's 10 dumbass.
My nephew gets disciplined like a motherfucker, has tons of boundaries, and just last week shaved his goddamned eyebrows off and spray painted "assfuck" on the side of my brother's house.
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>>678553055
that means nothing to me. sharks swim in water, and oil drilling =/= coal. you made this more confusing.
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>>678553256

>following those rules without question

God you fucking reek of beta, I think It might actuall be an Omega. Not sure at this point though, lets see what it says next.

Without change and critical thinking/analysis of the status quo, nothing will get better and nothing will change. Faggot.
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>>678548396
>School is literally the only time in someone's life that they're able to do shit like this.

Are you fucking retarded ? Not everyone took the shitty decision to live a boring life with boring employee job in a big company, where you get micromanagement and your boss tell you what to wear, and how to look...

There is so may jobs where no one would care if you get blue hair or tatoo ...
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none of these retards realise it's already been done, anyhow just tell them it's stupid to not allow children to color their hair whatever color they want it to be.Say some bullshit about how its her right to have whatever color hair she desires and how it is an accepted norm to dye your hair blonde but not blue etc etc hope she enjoys it.All these nolife /b/tards who never had a fun childhood trying to ruin your daughters, fuck em and go along with it.
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>>678553244
Yes, yes and my uncle is a fucking president. Jesus fucking Christ where all these fucking retards crawled out from
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>>678553678
>Jesus fucking Christ where all these fucking retards crawled out from

You tell me, its your home neighbourhood
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if she gets problems in school have her nice uncles smith and wessun solve them
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>>678553678
Well, you better tell Mr. Obama how much of a cunt you are.
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>>678547756
>coal burner
kek
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>>678553799
Is that the guy from Dune?
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>>678553799
kekd and checked
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>>678553378
He needs his ass beat then.
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>>678553208
It's a shame when idiots equate discipline with some form of torture. Dysfunctional families don't discipline their kids therefore a symptom of failing families is a lack of discipline of the children.

I feel sorry for the shit children you are raising and that we all have to put up with.
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>>678550296
lol pretty sure borderlands isn't gonna fuck a kid up dude. jesus.
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>>678554107
>Dysfunctional families don't discipline their kids

No they usually beat them or abuse them in some way, which causes their problems.

If you dont understand that by now, you're beyond saving yourself.
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>>678554054
That's the point.
I've never seen a little fucker get beat so hard. I kind of think he deserves it sometimes but it's just a cop-out for shit parents.
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>>678547459
"Defense"?

You should tell the school board to munch a wheelbarrow full of nigger dicks if they complain.

It's her hair.
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>>678547459
>But she insisted
And there, you have it. That's what's wrong with my generation as parents: too fucking soft.

Ask her
>does she pay bills
>does she have a job
>does she give you gas money
>does she buy her own shit
If she answered "no" to any or all of those, you need to ask yourSELF why you let a little girl living in YOUR house tell you what's going to happen.
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all you have to say is

>"why not? i thought this was murica, my daddy died for muh freedoms and your gonna have to go through my guns to take it away from me"

it literally cant fail unless your not from america
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>>678554298
This.
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>>678547459
waiting for tits, I want to see if it is allowed here.
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>>678547459
You're the worst parent alive.
Not for letting her colour her hair but for posting pictures of your daughter on 4chan
>thanks for the fap
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>>678554345
Would you tell your roommate he wasn't allowed to die his hair?

It's one thing to offer "I pay the bills" as a non-explanation when she wants candy or a toy or a videogame or a ride to the mall.

But it's her hair. The fuck say do you have in that?
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>>678554345
Please beat your children more. The harder you hit the worse they'll be off.
Hopefully this will culminate in the end of your pollution of the gene pool
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>>678554298
For some reason, this only became a 'problem' after millennials started having kids.
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>>678553510
>Thinking that rules need to be questioned by breaking them

God you reek of a lowlife. I think you're probably a meth addict. Constantly breaking the rules of civilized society for the sake of your own personal feels and equating it with change for the better is the sign of a sociopath.
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I like how many people are getting pissed over something that will never affect them. As long as the kid doesn't get whatever she wants all the time, what's the harm in letting her dye her hair blue once? If she dyed it blonde would you all have different opinions?
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>tell them you didn't know
>they say its unacceptable
>you either buzz her head or just wash it out
>she gets mad
>tell her that civilization is built on rules
>if there were no rules the world would be plunged into anarchy
>now in this hellish and despotic apocalypse world you fight and kill other human beings with your bare hands every day just so you don't get your head bashed in and your daughter doesn't get raped to death
>or you guys can both follow the rules next time
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>>678549234
You're really autistic.
Normal parents don't care if their perfect A students dye their hair once just to try it so that they don't act retarded as adults. You sound like a college dropout that loves crossdressing and taking it up the ass on weekdays.
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>>678554345
>>678554733


Ah yes, if only we could go back to the last generation, a large portion of whom were veterans with mental health issues who were raised in the army and only know hard discipline reinforced by corporal punishment, thinking its the best way cause 'it sorted them out' when in fact it left them with an abundance of trauma and blinding pride.

That worked so well didn't it?

Christ alive. You people must be so fucking boring.
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>>678554675
As a parent you have all the say in what your child does until they leave the house. That being said, shes a kid and it's just fucking blue hair.
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>>678554675
roommate !== one's own child. OP needed to stand up and be a father (or uncle) to that little girl instead of letting her TELL HIM what he's going to be okay with in his house.

>>678554729
>d-don't beat your children, just talk it out
Don't have kids, do you? There's a difference between disciplining a child, and just outright abuse. You'll probably realize this the first time your kids swear at you right after they call you by your *first* name.
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>>678550183
This, but they're stupid and love cock so they'll never have children regardless.
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Nevermind the hair, do something about that face
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>>678554866
>being this autisitc
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>>678554953
see>>678554997

But yeah, let your children walk all over you like a rug, and see if you can still call yourself a man/father.

>Protip: those kids sure as hell won't
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>>678549234
Well you already sound like you had shitty parents considering you're talking about a little girl sucking cocks because you don't like how she coloured her hair.
Kill yourself.
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>>678554790
We know, shhhhhh
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>>678554733
>muh generation
Any explanation of cultural norms through the lens of "everybody who was born from 19XX to 19XX does this!" is the easiest way to identify a moron
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>>678555246
pray that they never reproduce
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>>678554953
Found the millennial pussy.
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>>678555224
>emotionally stunted manchild detected
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>>678554978
Legally true, but I'm pretty sure you'd find (and research bears out) that treating your child like a human being and not a possession is good for their developmental well-being.

Whenever deciding on boundaries for your child (once they're beyond the age where they don't have the mental capacity to think in ethical kr reciprocal terms), I would argue that the best guideline is to ask how you would treat any other person you lived with.
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>>678547459
>itt: personal/anecdotal experiences with children, child-rearing, societal interaction, etc. extrapolate indefinitely without breaking down at all, even a little, at any level, and it's definitely not delusional to think that what works/worked in one case or another is "the right way"
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>>678555410
A world without discipline and respect is not a world that should be lived in.
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>>678555289
Do you have a better explanation for why these "parents" are so weak that they're letting their own children with ages in the single-digits tell them what to do? Or, are you just going to keep name-calling?

>>678555353
>special snowflake with participation trophies and medals detected
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post tits.
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>>678555536
If you are a military fag then you should actually kill yourself, murderer.
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>>678554675
Who do you think pays for the hair dye?
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>>678548771
second
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>>678555643
>you're in the military!
>you're a murderer!
>actually was a desk-jockey
Not in the military though, fam. You sound like a bleeding-heart.
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>>678555643
You gonna love them military fags if war breaks out and your sorry ass can't defend yourself
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>>678547754
She's probably been fucked by >>678547459 and is using that to blackmail him into doing it. She's going to milk her pedo dad for all he's got!
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>>678555224

>Being overly masculine and macho around a child

Damn, you're so fucking autistic its unreal.

You know its common for children to literally walk over you? Like you have a toddler standing on your belly and then you hold his hands as you guide him up onto your chest kind of deal?

My god. What the fuck is wrong with you?

You're gonna love it when you have a teenager, where their every waking moment is spend resenting you and finding ways to piss you off/rebel against you, which is completely natural. You just have to stand your ground and let it happen, and they either grow up or they dont, either way you do your job as a parents and provide them with advice and support them. You dont slap them into line and tell them how to walk and talk and shit and eat. Thats not discipline. Thats not even abuse, its indoctrination. You're not raising a child, you're creating a clone, and the end result is a broken human being with no identity and no way of moving forward because he doesn't have the tools to be an adult.

He was too busy being told how to chew from left to right than to actually learn.
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>>678555839
Maybe the difference of perception between those military force comes from the difference of history ?
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>>678555345

Yup. Totally. Says the baby boomer cookie cutter beta faggot.
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>>678554997
Only POG faggots have this many military memes. God I fucking hate idiots like you. I'm in, and I also have kids. Sometimes I cave and discipline them. I won't say it's not a valid technique. But my daughter's already ten times more well adjusted than the older one who caught most of it. Thinking that any threat of punishment, at all, is a more effective way of child rearing than letting them learn and deal with the consequences as they go, while you try to explain to them why somethings are good and bad is a cop-out. It's what people do when they're at their wits end and don't want to work as hard at parenting as they should. I wish I knew what I know now 6 years ago but I'm getting better. Trust me dude, you'll look back at this someday and regret the disciplinarian approach.
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>>678556201
Welfare queen
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>>678554790
>implying thats even op you retard
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>>678551515
I could teach your kid how to love if you want?
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>>678547459
you're a weak as piss parent.
what are you do when she starts bringing home black guys to fuck?
inb4 she's got 3 black kids and is single and still living at home with you because you couldnt parent her correctly.
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>>678550183
TUMBLR TUMBLR TUMBLR TUMBLR
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>>678556253
Implying any of you fags are proper adults
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>>678552507
So what? just let your kids literally do whatever they want? good idea...
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>>678556253
It's not about being 'macho' or 'masculine.' You're the father or uncle. You're the authority figure, and discipline will be one of the best tools you have for teaching your children/young'ins about discipline and structure in life. Discipline, not just flat-out disrespect. It's something people like you and OP can't seem to grasp, because you grew up getting star stickers and pats on the back every time you successfully wiped your own asses, or got an A on that 'really hard math/spelling test.'

Be a man, be a father. Stop letting little kids tell you what to do, just because you can't handle their screaming (which you could easily put an end to if you grew a pair and a backbone).

You and OP are the types of guys who get cucked into letting your sons/daughters get "reassignment surgeries" before they even hit their teens.

Fucking weak.
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>>678553626
Not all jobs but most decent jobs won't consider you for hair like this. Tattoos can be hidden unless uniform included a hat there isn't hiding this
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>>678555536
I don't need an explanation for something that doesn't exist. Ad hominem's aside you've yet to provide proof for this trend of poor parenting and "special snowflake" epidemia. When you do that instead of relying on anecdotal evidence gleened through your narrow perception than I'll come up with something better than: you're a faggot whom I guarantee I outrank, you slick-sleeved piece of shit. But that's all you warrant right now
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>>678554345
whoever edited that pic, forgot to circle the part where the muzzle of her rifle is leaning against her abdomen
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>>678556329
Oh yeah, because Russia and England/the UK *never* sought world conquest through military means. Maybe the ones who hate the U.S. military are just upset that Americans are better at building (and maintaining) an empire.

>>678556387
I'm not a POG. I have military memes because I respect our military and have done some time in there, not to mention come from a military family. What you're suggesting (in reference to OP's dilemma) has nothing to do with showing the children the consequences of their actions, because it's OP who will have to defend why he let this 9 year old little shit push him around.
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>>678547459
>what kind of defense should I have by Monday /b/?
That you'll gladly let them fuck your wife too
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>>678555839
lrn 2 union jack it faggot
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>>678556722
Nope.
But had you taken the literal 3 minutes it took to google "child development and discipline" you would find that that's not at all what I'm talking about.
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Send her to school like this then?
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>>678557015
Just look around. Look at the differences in how this generation "raises" children (pumped with calm-down pills and gold star stickers) and look at how the former generations did (without all that shit). Look at your grandparents, for example.

But if you're a service member talking shit like this, you're exactly what's wrong with the military and why it's full of dysfunctional, entitled little fuck-stains with Stress Cards today. Thanks for ruining our military, fucker.
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>>678547459
>>678556405
Yeah, it was me you saggy tit.
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>>678557176
the u.s has been built against the idea of empires and maybe the people dont hate the military but despise the careless and destructive way operations are carried out
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>>678547459
>>678547727
I didn't notice it was blue at first either.

Meh. It looks cute, and emulating lilith or maya are much better reasons to have blue hair than most dumb people have.
tell the school they can go fuck themselves, you'd daughter wanted to color her hair, and so you let her.
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your facilitating the social emotional growth of your child and find it shocking that a school will discriminate against a childs looks and explain that you thought that type of discrimination ended in the 1940 and you will be happy to bring this up with the local papers

if the school has more of an issue over a childs looks than her academic abilities then maybe their teaching staff needs more professional development on acceptance and young children discovering identity explain that you believe in emilia regeo learning and this child made the choice herself and should be respected as her body belongs to her

good luck /b/ro
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>>678557933
>the u.s has been built against the idea of empires
You're...you're kidding, right?
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>>678556839
>Not all jobs but most decent jobs won't consider you for hair like this

Maybe your definition of decent isn't the good one then ?
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>>678552165
You and >>678547459 are the kind of cucks that would let her get her nipples and clit pierced. If you haven't already.
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>>678557176
>did some time in there
You were a POG then. I actually went to war. Joined after 9/11. If you truly respect me or anyone in currently please put the memes to rest. They're fucking terrible.
The "9 year old pushing him around" thing is what bothers me. If you don't give your children room to grow or if you interpret the, albeit fake bait, OP dilemma as a parent failing then I feel sorry for you.
I see you people all the time. Love to parade their "respect" for the military but they never fought on a mountain top in the middle of fucking nowhere for the people to their left and right. Then they go home confident in their belief that being a strict over-compensating angry bastard to their helpless children somehow makes them manlier.
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>>678550183
If I were you I wound hold her back from having a boyfriend or going out, I know lots of girls who had strick parents and are now whores. So if she wants to suck dick at a young age, let her.
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>>678558285
stop.
you're manner and tone are disgusting and you're turning me on.
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>>678547459
tell her only prostitutes and strippers dye their hair unnatural colors
then offer to buy her a pole to practice her chosen career
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>>678558091
alot of European countries were prompted to disband their empires from the u.s after their aid in the Marshall plan
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>>678547459
I have a dream! That one day, people of any hair color and body mod level can sit together at the table of work and education! And also, fuck you. If she loses school, that's on you guys. Because I'm not homeschooling or making her change it. Also, I'll tell her she is not obligated to make up any missed assignments.
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>>678558177
This.
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>>678557486
I did worry about all the things you're talking about at one point. I've kicked out more soldiers than I can count because they were too weak or super to be trusted with the lives of the people around them. I just stopped conflating the issue as "ugh millennials" and saw it as our tempo slowing down. Then I decided to constructively analyze the problem instead of whatever buzzfeed article you've read on the matter did. You're not in so "what's wrong with the military" isn't a valid opinion for you anyway.
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>>678552854
If telling someone how to wear their hair is "setting boundaries" then you live in some fantasy world...
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>>678554729
fuck off tumblr
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>>678558432
Wasn't a POG. I find it hard to believe you were in the military at any point, because you seem to ignore the fact that this lack of being able to control a fucking 9 year old on OP's part is sending the wrong message to the little girl. He's basically saying
>it's okay if you want to do something like that
>if people tell you, "no," just scream loud and long enough until they say, "yes"
knowing that shit won't work in the real world. It's not about being 'strict' or any other feel-good bullshit like that, it's about putting your fucking foot down as a parent and establishing who is in charge. Clearly, the little girl is, and I believe the case would be the same if you were in OP's shoes.

You were in the military with this kind of mindset, yeah fucking right.
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>>678547459
OP, your daughter is very cute and sexy.

sincerely, a pedo from 4chan.
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>>678557176
That one dude is about to get his shit fucked up for not wearing sandles.
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>>678558432
>they never fought on a mountain top in the middle of fucking nowhere for the people to their left and right

Oh come on, no american have been forced to actually fight. Your casualty were from either friendly fire, or terrorist attack or by accident. No one has any respect for US forces because they only fought against people who had no chance to win.
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>>678558492
She probably has an "I Anal" t-shirt as well.
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>>678559072
Well sorry man, you wear the angry and forlorn opinions of the non combat MOS'ed and dishonorable discharged so well. I realize my opinions aren't the norm for my job but I can rationalize and I've gotten over my post-deployments' anger somewhat. I do my job and I'm better at it than the mindless rage lords who sit around in the CP all day whining about how their guys are too weak.

P.S. Fuck you
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>>678560036
Well for your sake, I just hope you never have kids. When you realize that you need to step up and be a parent when Little Whoever-the-Fuck is screaming their heads off about wanting a toy or something, I just hope you don't lose it from PTSD and throw that kid across the store.

Actually, I hope that does happen, and you think of me.
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>>678560036
$2 at any clothing and sales
award orders or it didn't happen
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really? in this age of bowing to tumblr fags theres no argument to support this particular failure of parenting?

if my special little snowflake suddenly decided he is really a girl on the inside, he'd be allowed to go to school in dresses, adopt a new more feminine name, wear make-up and use the girls' bathroom with the other little girls un supervised without even the slightest resistance from the school. to me, on a scale of 0 to snowflake here, the whole blue dye thing shouldn't even register a 1.

in my school days unnatural dye was accused of being disruptive to class as it's reason for ban. if a boy in a dress with full access to the girls bathroom isn't disruptive enough to be disallowed, I don't see how a little hair dye can be.
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>>678550620
>Letting your kid do whatever she fucking feels like doing
Wew lad
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>>678560432
>2$
Faggot confirmed. Nothing at clothing and sales is as cheap as 2$.
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>>678547459
I sincerely think people like you are cancer to this world.
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Good excuse to punish her regularly. If she wants her hair blue, she can have her bum turned pink.
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>>678560387
Have kids. Looking at them while pointlessly arguing with someone I'll never meet was making me assmad. Genuinely wish you good luck with raising yours.
>I blame this entire useless and retarded conversation on quitting smoking
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>>678547459

Dont make an excuse.

Grow a pair and tell her school that you'll make decisions for your own kids.

I'm against standardised testing and they said it's mandated by state law. I schedule road trips with my kids on testing weeks.

Just saying.... School admin only think they control you. They don't.
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>>678560709
oh and the best part, anyone that tries to stop the little traplet from doing any of that is oppressing him and gets treated as though its some kind of hate crime, subject to disciplinary action if you can believe it. girls getting detention for refusing to use the same bathroom as him or making any fuss over it, their parents being asked to read "sensitivity" propaganda when they find out about it.

I just don't even.
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>>678561152
jesus christ
the army has really gone all out on fucking over soldiers since I got out
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it looks good, tell the school this is America.
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>>678547459
tell your school it's a tactic to protect her from mass shooting
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tell the school at least she isnt this retard
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>>678551248
that has two meanings... lol
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>>678561786
Kek. Yeah.
>if I remember right $14.99
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>>678562446
you are fucking kidding me
I got out in '12
and even then no pin on insignia cost more than $8
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Shes 10 god dammit.
Some day shel look back on this and realise she looks like a trashy hooker. Tomorrow her freinds will roast her.
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>>678561464
First of all, this.

Ill take it further. If they try to pull anything like suspension or any other bullshit, inform them via certified letter that not only will your child be attending school but they will receive regular instruction while doing so. If it were me I'd get a lawyer involved too but money is no object for me and challenging bullshit is a perfectly good use of it.
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if it wasn't for scene girl whores a few years ago, and tumblr feminists now, none of these people here would give any fucks that a girl wanted to have blue hair to mimic her favorite video game character from a first person shooter.

She looks cute.
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Anyway, OP

Here's what I have to say:

There are consequences for dyeing your hair blue, whether or not you like it, the best way to deal with it is let the school do what they're gonna do.

If the school doesn't allow it and they punish her for it, you can console her all you want. The simple fact is, she broke a school rule that she should have been aware of it. It's her turn to pay for the consequences of having blue hair.

That's where the parenting strategy of "not stifling them" is, you let her make the mistakes she's gonna make, and let the consequences happen. She broke a school rule, your only job here is to make sure she was aware before she dyed it that the school didn't allow it, and she might get in trouble with the school.

So as long as you've given her fair warning, you do nothing, the school contacts you then you tell them you let her dye the hair just like you let her make her own mistakes, and this was her mistake, so it's up to them to decide what to do about it.
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Every blue-green haired girl are psycho cunts with daddy issues.
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>>678564035
but good news for OP
he has a good chance of daddy-daughter sexy fun time
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>>678564035
Hang yourself. Dopey cunt.
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>>678563596
Fucking pawn of the government she would be trained to be then, wouldn't she? Fuck that. There school needs to fuck off and respect parental rights. It's not like he's sending her to school with a bag of crack.
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>>678549015
dayum
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>>678549015
yummy.
there are three kinds of men
1) men who want to rape that
2) men who want to make the cum with their mouths
3) men who lie to themselves about being either #1 or #2

I'm a 2, BTW
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>>678547459
super cute
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>>678548116
now heres a good principal go run some schools bro
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>>678565313
1) nope
2) oh hell yes!
3) not me
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>>678564634
It's not YOUR right for HER to have blue hair.

It's your right not to send her to a school that doesn't allow blue hair. The school has a rule, and she is now breaking that rule.

The school has a right to have rules, if you don't like the rules you can oppose them. But if you send her to school with blue hair, THEN complain about the rule you were well aware of, you're protesting.

The simple fact is, you're just being a baby about the rules they set fourth, as I said you don't have to agree with the rules, but she does have to accept the consequences of her actions.

The reason a LOT of schools have the rules is to stop her from getting bullied, believe it or not kids are notorious for picking on the different kid. If you're the only black kid in the school, kids are gonna pick on you, you're the only kid with blue hair, you're gonna get picked on.

There's a reason for the rule, knowing the reasons goes a long way. Teaching her those reasons might be as easy as saying "Well Kids might be rude about it." or letting her go to school and bullied over it.

So basically you picked the hard way, she's gonna get bullied for having blue hair, because protecting her from that would be stifling her.

I know letting her makes you the cool guy in the moment, and I know you're just trying your best. But there's a reason things are done certain ways. There's a reason parents tell their kids to not do something, there are few parents out there that tell their kids "NO" just for giggles.
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well she looks ok, so whats the problem?
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>>678551541
why cp? shes not younger than 17 or 18, she looks 20 something...
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>>678565313
>>678565596
OK, so, myself included, we have two 2s.
Who else is what?

>>678566708
nah, she's like, 12, at best. Still not CP in any way, though.
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>>678547459
>her school won't allow it

public or private school?
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>>678549015
Jesus pls moar
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