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Hey guys,my wife found the other mosue that was in the cupboard

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Hey guys,my wife found the other mosue that was in the cupboard under the stairs.

IOt got stuck in the laundry sink.

Trips decide what to do:

IB4 No death, torture or other deaths.

Space Program IS acceptable (it MIGHT survive falling 40,000 feet)
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SPACE PROGRAM
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Lick it till you clean it, then buy some cage and make it your pet,
Lick it to clean aways, once a day
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>>678491965
the other jew you say?
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Put it in your wife's cunt 2 live
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>>678491965
Sounds like you already know what to do. Post pics.
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>>678491965
put it in a little boat with a message in a bottle and set 'em loose in a body of water! you know the ocean or a river or whatever you got
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space program
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>>678492105
good post

rollin in honour of
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>>678492052
THISS
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>>678492105
Rerolling
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Space Program fam. Make webm and post
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>>678491965
Find a box or a cage if you have one. Make a warm bed out of old blankets/sheets and put him to bed. Make sure he has water and cheese.
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>>678492311
Where the trips at?
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>>678491965
Teach it to speak english
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>>678492170
ya dawg do it

do it

RIGHT
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>>678492563
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>>678492563
Kek
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Space!
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>>678491965

Pls no space program. No bully mouse.
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Space program
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Find a box or a cage if you have one. Make a warm bed out of old blankets/sheets and put him to bed. Make sure he has water and cheese.
>ROLLING hope that mouse gets a family,also buy a mouse girl for dat lonely mouse to fuck and have lost of babys,
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>>678492677
Please
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Eat it
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Space
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>>678492052
ROLL
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Dont have any cages that would hold it
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space
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Viking funeral for Jerry mouse.
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>>678492711
>>678492742
no space program
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>>678491965
probobly will survive, I don't imagine the terminal velocity of a falling mouse is too high.
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ROLLING FOR SPACE
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Write it a song and play it for him. Make sure he's listening at all times. Then give him a couple Cheetos and set him free.
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>>678492873
Its a fucking mouse not a dog or a cat
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fuck trips, space programme now
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>>678491965
Do you have helium balloons?
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roll for space
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>>678492931
Reroll
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dig awesome self-enclosed habitat, partly underground, with tunnels and windows n shit. expand it over time to give him a new neighborhood.

don't get a mate unless one is neutered.

make our species proud, Oh Pee
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rolling for mouse space program
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>>678492200
Winraaarrr op do it
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>>678491965
take it to the nearest animal shelter.
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Let it go and then send your penis into the space program.
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>>678492984
Roll
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>>678491965
Make it flat
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>>678491965

put in box, bring it out ino woods far far away from home, let it go free. Let nature take its course.
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Space program now
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>>678492931
This or space program
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rolling for dat mouse to have a safe home where it can eat and rest,the last of his days with his mouse family u sick fags
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>>678493081
He said he wouldn't kill it you fucking faggot
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send a mouse to space now
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>>678492931
Rereroll
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cover your face in mustard
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>>678493116
Wow, somebody actually rolled for me. Thanks, mate!
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>>678493190
>space program
>not killing it
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Space!!
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Space program faggots
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DAMMIT HE GOT LOOSE.


HE'S GOT A KNIFE AND IS GOING TO KILL US ALL
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>>678493190

That mouse is obviously just fine you fucking retard.
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>>678493288
rolling for this
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Timestamp or fuck off. Also spaceprogramme.
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>>678491965
Space program. Make sure to get a good shot of it flying away.
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>>678493338
Missed quads bitch
Space plz
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>>678493398
roll
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>>678493413
Space
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Tickle its feet and feed it a cheeseburger from McDonalds.
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Space
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SPACE FUCKING PROGRAM
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>>678493326
He's not doing it directly, it doesn't count.
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>>678493398
roll
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let it go!
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Space program
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>>678493458
I changed my mind, fuck space programme. Do this.
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rolling for space program

>444 get
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>>678491965
Put in barbie mansion complete with luxury Ferrari, and feed, bath and nurture for 6 weeks minimum
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In the pooper
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>>678493580
This
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>>678493539
>not singing a song to it
Sing a song while he's eating the cheeseburger.
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Space!
DO IT
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>>678492052
>get satanic trips
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Space program
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>>>>678493216
>>678493116
>>678493089
>>678493081
>>678493067
>>678493046
>>678492984
>>678492971
you guys r sick
take the mouse to the anime shelter,or keep it paint it white non toxic paint,bathe it so its clean make a home for,buy it food and name it Pinky ,then a couple days later buy another whiter mouse ,choose one with the biggest head and ame it Brain,there u go,Pinky and The Brain
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>>678493643
Make sure it's a good sing sang.
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space program!
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>>678491965
SPACE PROGRAM FOR SCIENCE
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space program
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Put put it in a jar and shit in it
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If OP can somehow send me the live mouse, I can launch it pretty fucking high

>amateurrocketfag here
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>>678493689
Roll
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>>678491965
Feed him, let him free and then go to bed.
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>>678493089
this again
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SPACE
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>>678493709
>anime shelter
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space pogrom
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Up butt then space program.
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EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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space
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>>678491965
Time stamp faggot
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Give it cheese then set it free
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>>678493860
rollin
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Kiss it. Let go. Photo evidence. Post results
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Buy it the single most luxurious house you can find at a pet store and love it forever. Also post it every once in a while on random threads in /pol/.

Lastly, name it Jeffery.
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>>678493903
My point exactly.
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>>678493845
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keep it as pet
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Attach a rock to it and place it in a pond, might break free?
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>>678493727
Roll
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Timestamp and Mouse can into Space Now

Also Make a little helmet, draw USSR SPACE PROGRAM on the balloons
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feed it so it's never hungry make it a home,don't harm it
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>>678492105
rerolling
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Buy a lady mouse, a fancy mouse house, and co-exist with the new mouse family.
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space
>111 get
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paint it red
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>>678493845
>space pogrom
In space, no-one can hear you shower.
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>>678493957
Reroll
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>>678494079
reroll
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rollin for space program
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>>678493927
This>>678494039
This, but CCCP instead of USSR
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>>678494039
REROLL FOR SOVIET MOUSE
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>>678494111
Goddammit
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>>678494052
roll
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rolling for space programme
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>>678494111
winrar
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>>678494111
Winrar
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>>678494111
shit just got real
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>>678494111
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk
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>>678494111
Was this a roll for space program or not?
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>>678494169
Is that a win or not? kek
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>>678493757
so put your amateurrockets in your professional shithole, nigger!
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space program that cocksucker, or send it up yer bum
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TRIPS GET 4 SPACE PROGRAM
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>>678494220
I don't know, why not.
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>>678494111
winrrar winrar chicken dinrar
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>>678494222
What the fuck is going on here
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>>678491965
clean it, get it a cage and make some piping for him to run around in, and name him jeremy.
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>>678491965
Give it a nice new caje and name it maximus, post pics of it daily until it dies
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>>678494111
>>678494222
>WUT????
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>>678491965
microwave it
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I released it into my wood pile. Dog was sniffing around it for a bit afterwards.

There is a nice compost heap nearby in case it gets hungry.

I'm sad, I'll never see him again
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>>678494257
Because he was just fucking with the other guy.
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>>678494111
SPACE PROGRAM WINRAR
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>>678494325
Wait what the fuck? I got two sets of trips?!
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>>678494111
acid owl is watching you OP. better delivar!
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Rolll to keep it and feed it!!!!
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>>678494351
There we go, OP.
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>>678494220
nop
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gg
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>>678494488
dank
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>>678494488
lol keep it dude,don't harm it plz
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CLEAN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE!!! Then you won't have a fucking rodent infestation, you gnasty fuck!!
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>>678494544
Aw wtf
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>>678491965
Nette Maus..... TOTE ES!
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Love him forever
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Rolling for space programme
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cya
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If trips, let it nibble on your scrote.
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op, hurry up with space program
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>>678493290
No problem bro
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>i got 4488 then 8844 on 2 different threads wtf my luck hahahaha
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>>678494549
Faggot.
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CCCP SPACE PROGRAM DO IT FOR THE MOTHERLAND
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feed him
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Wasted
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>>678493709
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Sing a happy song to it.
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>>678492052
always this
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Teach it to read
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>>678494607
I do landscaping and had grass seed in my garage from last year. The door doesn't fit well and it got in under it. I have a door that I keep closed to it but don't always make sure its closed.

Want proof of what I do? Here you go:
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>>678495143
This
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>>678492052
Rolling for space
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cum on it
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>>678495236
Deliver faggot
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>>67849523
Send that mouse to space
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Put it in your pooper with timestamp.
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>>678491965
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Set it on fire.
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>>678495236
delivar
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>>678495236
Good, now space program.
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space program
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attach cheese to its back with tape and starve it
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>>678495696
roll
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Name him Rollo and send him into space.
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Nut on the mouse
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I told you guys, I let go outside.
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>>678495143
Reroll
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>>678495745
roll
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>>678496051
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>>678496067
>not OP
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make a house for it a keep it as a pet, post threads everyday of what its doing and its progress.
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space program
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>>678493761
rerawl
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attach an afro on his head and call him Ricky
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>>678491965
Put on head and have it teach you to cook.
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>>678492052
SPACE PROGRAM IT IS
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Space programme. Didnt someone already get trips tho? Also is op still here?
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>>678492052
This
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SPACE PROGRAM
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The program of space. Show those Russians how we do
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MOTHERFUCKING SPACE PROGRAM
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>>678496669
GODDMN ALMOST HAD QUADS MAN REROLL
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Space program
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Space program op
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Mouse>Space
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>>678496360
Roll
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>>678492052
SEND IT TO SPACE
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>>678496907
This but next dubs names the mouse before flight
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>>678492052
Rolling
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Space program
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>>678497176
Rolling
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Space program
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>>678492052
Goddamnit we had rolls relating to space program
>also roll
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>>678497176
Roll
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Space programme. Plus mouse name is Vinny
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>>678497176
Rolling for this
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>>678492052
Spas progrum
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>>678497333
Fucking Winrar
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>>678497333
Yeeeeesss
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>>678497333
Winrar it's decided dont be a faggot weedman op
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>>678497333
Beat those ruskies Vinny
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>>678497333
WINRAR, IS OP STILL HERE
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>>678497333
Winrar. Vinny will destroy the commies
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>>678497494
we were played like a damn FIDDLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JuK1Yr35Io
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ABANDON THREAD! OP'S FAGGOTRY IS TOO STRONG!
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He is working on the spaceship r-right guys?
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>>678491965
Faggot vegan not wanting to kill pests. I have a fucking idea. Be a fucking man and kill it.
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OP is Bi, not a faggot.

I let it go.

I have a huge housefly we decide on
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does anyone have a video of a mouse or some animal getting shot up in a rocket to the sky and falling down?
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>>678498558

OP here
Its a deer mouse, typical around here
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I DID NOT ABANDON THREAD
I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON ROCKET

Does anyone know where I can buy a rocket that goes ~50,000 feet?
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>>678498822
Trips here op. Put the glory name Vinny on the rocket as a memoriam
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>>678498822
Just use balloons? I mean it cant be more complicated than that really.
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Someone make a new bread this is going to 404 soon
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>>678499041
Balloons? are you fucking stupid? This baby's gonna go out in a blaze of fire with any song you guys want (get dubs)
>>678498997
I am going to do that
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>>678499234
Rocket man by Elton John OP
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Put in the microwave
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>>678499234
space explorer by David bowie
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>>678499234
Raining blood by Slayer.
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op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo
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>>678499660
Reroll
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>>678499356
This
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>>678499755
Winrar.
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>>678499755
Winrar
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>>678499755
Winrar
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>>678499234
https://youtu.be/qtTy-1-uDrE
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>>678499755
Okay

I'm getting everything ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTFYh2bkuLU
>>678500000
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>>678500061
wrong link
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Op will surely deliver.
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