titles are hard
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titles are hard
Dick is harder
>>678460047
yea bois are best. no question.
>>678461330
Male master race
>>678461411
CUTE male master race
>>678461509
Of course, only cuties are allowed
We are both master race
>>678461653
are u pc master race tho
>>678461736
I have an Xbox but I don't play it since there are no new games coming out for it. So I must say I am more of a PC master race
>>678461900
prove it
>>678461966
I have upgraded my graphics card last December
What kind of proof do you want though?
>>678462151
bost battlestation
>>678462232
>>678462425
cman bro step it up
>>678462579
I have a long way to go to get on your level
>>678461887
I've fapped to this pic so many times. Nothing in this world feels quite as good as getting fucked at that angle. Your top gets inside you so deep when he does this.
>>678462686
yea you do
man you gotta start working on your powerlevel already
>>678462845
Should I aim for a power level of 9000 and above?
>>678462730
I would like to top someone like that.
>>678462926
well idk man
you can try
>>678463026
When I move to another apartment someday, I will try taking it up a level
is this a trap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OQHJBlYqg
>>678463231
gotta practice sucking dick too
>>678463265
No honey that's what you call a fag
>>678462926
If we were anywhere close to one another I'd be more than happy to let you fuck me like that.
I haven't had steady sex in almost a year. I miss getting my ass filled.
>>678463355
makeshift dildo>>>real dildo>>>>real dick
I am currently at stage one
>>678463530
slut
>>678463545
kek post makeshift dildo
>>678463686
Yeah, I know. Buttsex too gud.
>>678463530
Good boy.
Sadly, that won't happen. But you can think about me while someone else is humping you.
>>678463686
By "makeshift dildo" I meant "phallic shaped objects"
I'd like to think I'm PC master race but I genuinely forgot that I had another hard drive in my PC and spent a few minutes wondering how I had run out of disk space already.
>>678463545
You have a jury-rigged dildo?
>>678463913
nah. i haven't fucked anyone for like 2-3 years because not slut
>>678463930
ah so not an interesting hilarious ghetto one :l
>>678463930
You not down to fugg? Whatareyou? Gay?
>>678463972
>>678464137
No, just a little phallic-shaped stick deodorant bottle.
>>678464233
I am down, but we will never meet IRL anyway, so why bother.
>>678464137
As a dedicated bottom, we're all kinda smutty. We are letting another man use us for their sexual pleasure.
>>678464265
poor guy
buy a cheap dildo
>>678464540
well that's pretty retarded
switch masterrace.
i have very very high standards and don't want aids.
>>678464540
That's more to do with frame of mind than the act itself. Being a bottom does not make you a whore by default.
>>678464640
Lol, I don't have sex with every male I meet. Just really like it, that's all.
>>678464410
Maybe he lives near you.
>>678464640
I want to save up for a BD toy and also wait for the time when I acquire an apartment of my own.
>>678464980
That is highly unlikely.
>>678465034
Where do you live?
>>678464778
this
>>678464927
so you see someone on 4chan and you don't know them at all and you already offer to let them fuck you?
ok man you aren't a whore i believe you
i really really like sex too
but i also respect myself too much to have the same frame of mind as you
>>678465034
yea imma get one next time i have cash
>>678465150
do u like my station
>>678465115
Ukraine, the land of Slavs and conservatism
>>678465171
Have you already decided which model it will be?
>>678465342
Ah, very understandable.
That feel when too masc to ever be cute. I guess i could pretend im straight... Boobs are nice.
>>678465567
Get yourself a cutie instead. Women are fine but cute guys are better in every way.
>>678465342
hell no man there's so much choice..
i try not to think about them too much when i cant afford them. though i kinda think a medium chance would be hot but idk.. there's loads of them i want
Finding a cute guy can be difficult since they are typically already taken.
>>678465231
Cool station mane
Does anyone know the sauce to this
>>678466036
June Snowpaw. Leddit
>>678465171
How realistic was it that we were to hook from the thread? You can call me a whore all you want, but do you really think I act like that IRL?
Step it up, senpai.
>>678465567
Find a cute sub or try to look like a sub from the rear, maybe that will help.
>>678465939
That is a huge misconception.
>>678465872
I know the feeling, it is really hard to settle for just one. I would buy at least three diferent ones.
>>678466036
https://videos.toypics.net/Junee
>>678465939
exactly
and if they aren't taken there must be something wrong with them.
>>678465976
thanks fam <3
>>678466141
well you sound like a whore irl too
sure you might not fuck every guy but i bet you are still slut tier
>>678466174
my bf has two already. cant wait to try them.
he went for two with knots. should be interesting. no idea what that feels like
>>678466353
I bet those feel amazing
>>678466353
>my bf has two already. cant wait to try them.
>he went for two with knots. should be interesting. no idea what that feels like
The feeling when a big knot pops in for the first time is quite unlike anything I've experienced so far (though I'll admit, I have not experienced real dick to ass). And it gives a really nice full feeling, just take it slow, knots are usually a fairly big diameter, and you don't want to accidentally damage the muscles back there.
>>678465772
>>678466174
I can try. But at 6' and 228 im not small and there isnt really a way to have a sweet ass for me. Besides. Last cutie I found was super into daddy stuff and that is a thing im not a fan of. Girls are just as bad in that regard. Fml right. Im basically top only mode. Thank somebody for bad dragon.
>>678466174
Maybe
>>678466353
I think that goes without saying for virgins over the age of 20.
![00277_full[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R3K2Ibf.jpg "00277_full[1].jpg")
>>678466353
>>678466609
Knots are awesome, feel great too.
Ordered pic related yesterday evening (wanted the Zootopia shirt, and shipping is so high that I might as well add a dildo to make it worth the cost).
>>678466353
You're entitled to your opinion, I guess.
>>678466609
he says they do.
he's gonna bring them when he visits soon. and put them in my butt.
>>678466619
maaaan i cant wait. everyone says its so good
but i also wana try a hose dildo
>>678466792
just any cutie really.. they either have someone.. or they are a shit tier slut.
the rare few that are awesome and still don't have anyone are just waiting for the perfect guy. and they are very very picky. so its super hard to get with them too.
>>678466841
am jelly
why am i so broke i want dragon dicks. i just bought keyboards instead last time i had cash. was worth it tho
>>678466632
That's not that tall tbh. Probably plenty of people who will top someone who is not particularly short or effeminate.
>>678462579
>>678466841
Looks too wild for me, butt maybe the barbs will feel good.
>>678466999 (checked)
I hope he will also put his own dick in your butt, otherwise there is no point in coming over.
>>678466943
yes i am.
90% of people are sluts. they have a new bf every month or two and they complain when they cant find love.
k e k
>>678467162
yep
you got me. im a skeleton.
>>678467166
oh he will
and ill put my dick in his butt too. and kiss him loads.
and hold hands and stuff.
>>678467139
>>B-but the best cuties are 5' 4" anon
>>678466999
nice trips, and yeah a good keyboard is worth its weight in gold, so can't blame you for getting one.
Working full time has it's benefits.
Pic related is also mine, train for depth, the medium and large are already really big. Pic is a large Chance.
You'll get to experience them eventually, just save up for them slowly.
Makes it more fulfilling to finally buy them too, double bonus.
>>678467321
Sounds like a perfect leisure time to me.
>>678467321
liar
how can a skeleton have a dick?
>>678466999
Being 23 and a virgin I have no idea where id fit in.
Most people just tell me I have a shitty personality.
>>678467166
It's only in medium hardness, the barbs add texture and increase the feeling when it slides in, but won't actually poke or hurt or anything.
Looks wild, but it's not too much.
The knot is the wildest thing there, as it's nearly 3 inches wide across the shaft.
>>678467333
fuck no
im the best cutie and im 6'2
get educated fam
>>678467456
i got two.
and i got an amazing deal on a rare 60%.
got it for 50, these aren't being made anymore and the only other ones ive found are like 500+
>large chance
fuckin spoopy. i don't think id ever get a large bd toy. even some of the mediums are scary
>>678467527
it will be
>>678467632
well shit
you double caught me. im actually femboy
>>678467683
really? you seem ok to me
God these pictures are sexy as hell.
>>678467321
The area I'm living in, you'd be lucky to know 10 gay guys total. Slim pickings fo' sho.
Also, is your experience with guys that tilted? We can't be very open about it here, crappy southern community.
>>678467813
I am bipolar and I have impossible standards. (For me anyway)
> hold hands
Too explicit.
>>678467333
Cuties come in all shapes and sizes.
>>678467813
Then you should prepare your butt for it. Not implying that you won't.
>>678467763
I am sure it feels great, but the looks are not my style, so I woudn't get that one.
Medium rattleyote is a good replacement for a boyfriend. Mine glows.
>>678467946
same stuff here really
there are no gays
especially no cute ones. which is why i found someone pretty far away.
they are top tier.
and i can wait. have been with him a year so far. its been perfect. no sex isn't a big deal. will happen eventually when we move in.
>>678467967
meh
well idk i think you have a higher chance than plenty of others
you aren't that much of a lil bitch.
>>678467973
well man
this is an 18+ website. i can talk about holding hands here if i want
deal with it fam
>>678468191
i do erryday
>>678467813
the old gen designs are indeed very rare now.
They're currently doing a "hibernation" sale, which brings a few of those designs back, but yeah, outside the sale those are very pricey.
I currently own 4 (technically 5 but my soft medium tentacle doesn't do much for me anymore).
A Large Winston, a Medium Nocture, a Medium Bruiser and a Large Chance. And that Guardian I ordered last night, but that's 1 size.
There's a large disparity in scales at BD though, there are plenty of Mediums that are larger than some Large models. It really depends on the design.
As for the Large Chance, I haven't taken it yet, it's in the softest material, and it's basically too floppy to get into my butt properly. Need to stretch more so it can slip in more easily, I should have gotten it in Medium. :(
>>678468191
Personal tastes, luckily BD caters to a lot of different tastes, so there's always stuff to like.
>>678468524
Probably, just keeping live more adapt single in the meantime.
>>678468737
ew girls are icky
>>678468912
haha I agree. Boys are much sexier
>>678468524
I hope that you are being careful with your butt.
Best of luck with moving in with your bf, btw. Long distance is a bitch, I've been there.
>>678468737
Yes, they have a lot different things avaliable, that's why I like them, but it makes the choosing process harder sometimes.
>>678468737
i guess buying dildos is kinda annoying cos you cant try them first.
same problem i have with buying panties and stuff
no way im gonna go to a shop and try them on
>>678468757
just one of those dolls :^)
>>678469026
ofc im being careful
and ty. everyone says long distance is hard but im loving it, sure i dont get the sex yet. but that doesn't really bother me. i have the perfect boi who makes me happy every day.
>>678469354
Do you have one?
>>678469026
You can say that again, I always feel like I want most of the range, whittling it down to just one is always hard.
>>678469354
Indeed, and usually I do my research rather well, so it usually goes well. But I neglected to check whether the experiences I found were solo or with a partner. Apparently a soft Large Chance is a 2-person thing, very tricky to use solo.
>>678469576
no
i have two meh tier dildos, a kinda nice vibrator, and a buttplug
>>678469763
Then why would you suggest me one?
>>678469713
Spend a whole life collecting BD toys, including the rare ones with seasonal colors and discontinued ones, and when you get older your collection will be worth millions.
>>678469354
The butt is no joke and should be treated with respect. I am happy to hear that you do just that.
It's easier if you meet from time to time, but it only makes sense if you plan on moving together sometime in the future.
Alright guys, I'm out for now. Thanks for new pics!
>>678469713
find someone to help you with it then
>>678470013
idk
its just kek
>>678470023
we can only really meet in summer cos his school and stuff
but yee
soon.
>>678470287
Eventually, but I'm not exactly a social butterfly and my body image isn't great either (nevermind the actual body).
>>678470023
That's kind of the plan, it won't be a complete collection, but I've got two of my toys in seasonal colours, the other 2 were ready-made.
The Guardian will also be in a seasonal colour.
>>678470617
well shit man
should have been a cutie. why didn't you be a cutie.
>>678470617
Just make sure not to drown in debt and keep your family fed, those dildos can get expensive.
>>678470287
Summer is good enough.
ew
ew its a fag
EW
>>678470787
If anything, I'm quite frugal with my leisure spending, so do not worry about me.
I'll take care of myself first, the dildos are very much at the back of the line.
>>678470783
I used to be a cutie (very tall, but very slender, with relatively wide hips, fairly feminine features), then my metabolism decided to crap out and the slender part disappeared under a layer of flab.
Not that I had much success with either sex then either, but that's not relevant.
gross
cox's battle-station always gives me a chub.
>>678470287
Gross, man.
>>678465567
KInda similar. When I try to be a femboy it feels weird because of how tall I am, plus muscles from puberty. And it doesn't help when most femboys are white and I'm this black guy pretending to be cute and girlish.
Feculent.
>>678471160
thats why u gotta work to maintain it fam
>>678471187
:^)
icky
>>678471177
kek m8
Demos tell Tay to hurry up.
hurry up tay
reading this thread makes me wish I knew more guys that I can possibly get with..too bad I'm an introvert lol
No he's in town. Tell him with that secret, gay communication ability I assume all you fags have.
>>678471671
I and plenty other people are and that didn't stop us.
I love this feminine style of g-fur, it sets my balls on fire
ok i did it
>>678471764
good point. It's hard for me to open up to others as I am super shy around everyone. Plus I am really awkward to be around so people don't like to hang out with me
dynamic queue raped and killed LOL in 2016
>tfw you guys complain about being too tall to be girly, whereas I'm too short to be manly
As a turbomanlet who's always wanted to be really tall, I can't help but get pissed off when people complain about being tall.
>>678472095
yea
as a tall person i find it retarded when people complain about being tall.
there is no such thing as too tall to be cute unless you are like 7ft tall or something retarded
>>678472095
I like being tall, it's just for the sake of trying to pass as a girl it doesn't help when I tower over all my other girl friends.
>>678471764
>>678472036
Then try to not be those things.
>>678472029
How do I know you did it?
>>678472095
How tall is a turbomanlet?
>>678472332
i used my gaydar
>>678472225
Agreed.
>>678472248
It's better than trying to be tough and manly when you're only 160 cm. Everyone probably thinks I'm overcompensating, which isn't exactly wrong.
>>678472332
^
Please kill me.
>>678472332
But that too hard! lol I have tried but as it's how I have been all my life it's hard to change that
>160 cm
>>678472095
how short are you?
>>678472248
This, being 6"6' makes it tricky to look too feminine, but other than that I'm quite happy with my height. I just tower over most people.
>>678472490
Nah, I'm sure you're fine man. Maybe it's just location differences. Like here, most of the toughest guys I know are shorter than me. They work out frequently though so nobody f*cks with them.
>>678472587
I'm only 18 though, and my parents didn't stop growing until their mid 20's. Maybe I still have hope. R-right?
>>678472746
most people don't stop growing until they're 20-22 or so, but I doubt you'll be gaining too much height.
>>678472632
Jeez, I'm only 5'11" (181 cm) I thought I had it bad...
>tfw had a growth spurt iin december
>didn't get taller
>instead shoulders got wider
just fuck my shit up fam
>>678472293
What?
>>678472480
Don't lie to me. That's for detecting gays in the proximity, not for sending messages.
>>678472506
Well decide whether you want to try harder or just stay with your current circumstance.
>>678472490
>>678472746
Stop obsessing over it and people won't think you're overcompensating. Short people can be cute anyway, assuming their limbs and shoulders aren't out of proportion.
How tall are your parents though?
>>678472735
I guess that makes sense. I worked out pretty hardcore from last December to February and gained a good bit of mass, but my crippling depression stopped that pretty fast.
>>678472838
I hope I do. My mom is also 160 cm, and my dad is 170 cm. Maybe there's still hope for me.
5'7" (170cm), all systems nominal
>>678473004
You'll be playing football in no time.
>>678473028
But I don't want to be cute. I want to be extremely tall and look like Brock O'Hurn and be manly as fuck (I do have the hair though, which is pretty sick).
>>678473028
>>678473044
>>678473004
You're becoming hench.
>>678473063
Same height as me.
>>678473028
i just linked it to you cause it looked like something you'd post when i saw it
well maybe i used my gaydiation waves for messages then
>>678473127
that's what my father keeps telling me
during my childhood my father wanted me to be an athlete so he signed me up for literally every sport, over the course of 5 years and he pulled me out of each one because i embarrassed him in one way or another
>>678473283
i'm fine with being toned and in shape but i don't want to be a body builder
>>678472862
196cm all told.
I'm Dutch, so on average I'm not too excessively tall compared to the population (our women are taller on average too).
But it makes the proportions a bit odd sometimes.
>>678473283
A perfect setting for the 69 position. Just sayin'.
>>678473477 (checked)
Does he know you like the dick?
>>678473218
I would say your options are to work out and try and work on a commanding personality then.
It seems unlikely you'll get much taller then. You could always try changing your diet and taking supplements if you're that desperate. Also more physical exercise.
>>678473477
It is. Too kind, Demos.
I assumed you were already a musclehead who bench press like there's no tomorrow.
Ok your gaydiation communication it worked. He's coming over. Need to shower. Brb.
>>678473627
Why 5'7'' specifically? Surely as long as two people are similar heights they can do that.
>>678473948
>two people are similar heights
That is what I meant.
>>678473765
Probably. He's really really in denial to the point where he will discuss sexual things with me to try and convince himself otherwise.
Like he had on some western movie during the summer and I was playing on my 3ds in the same room and he says some comments about tits to me and i'm like "that's nice father"
>>678473948
oh no but i have the perfect skeleton for it. i can literally gain muscle super quickly so even riding a dildo does the equivalent of a shit ton of squats for my body.
habe fun
>>678473504
A lot of girls here are under 152cm (5 ft). Most guys are usually around as tall as I am, although a good bit are taller. I'm usually just as tall as most of my guy friends.
>>678474258
But he should be happy that you decided to play with balls after all.
>>678473948
I'm certainly going to try that, if I can get a hold of my crippling depression.
>>678474523
why would he be happy about my sexual preferences
I've been sitting here trying to post a pic of my battlestation and 4chan is cucking me.
do i leave the plug in? or do i not leave the plug in
>>678474744
depends how long it'll end up being in for
>>678474670
Because of the balls... you know, like in sports?
>>678474744
If it's sitting comfortably, leave it, usually feels good for me.
>>678474860
good one
I heard balls and ran here as fast as I could
>>678474089
Oh you meant us. No thanks. Besides, you'd make Demos jealous.
>>678474258
So do I actually. Shorter people tend to gain muscle mass faster because of their shorter muscles. Need to exert more force to get the same effect. May be also a family thing for me because my grandfather is 6'3'' and was ripped as hell despite never going to a gym.
>>678474547
Well are you ugly?
>>678474743
how? why wont it let you post
>>678474848
i can take it out whenever i just dunno if i want to leave it in. cos ill be horny as fuck
>>678474885
i guess so
>>678474294
I understand, that's a fairly big difference indeed. Makes passing for a lady tricky.
>>678474956
By my own extremely high standards yes, but everyone else thinks I look alright, though I apparently look like a serial killer.
>>678474885
> Chat Noir
Oh God yes.
a peepy poopy poppy poppy dub shra
>>678474899 (checked)
I feel like the funniness was diminished by my having to explain in.
>>678474955
We're talking about demos' balls.
>>678475049
It's a decent size img for my internet and so it's taking a while, so I loaded up like 10 captchas, but it keeps saying captcha error.
>>678474258
>i can literally gain muscle super quickly so even riding a dildo does the equivalent of a shit ton of squats for my body.
KEKKKKKKKK
You must be so fucking twiggy and unfit if the small amount of movement it takes to [quote] ride a dildo [unquote] qualifies as exercise for your body.
>>678474956
oh that's super neat actually i didn't consider that
i mean that's totally possible
are you ripped as fug too?
>>678475049
how long are you going to be doing thing
>>678475210
it was but i still gave you pity points
>>678475209
this honestly
>>678474956
Why would I make him jealous? I don't want to make anyone jealous.
And besides, I just mentioned the fact of matching heights without suggesting anything else, so everything is cool.
>>678475313
that was an exaggeration to follow suit of this being a gay porn thread
>>678475323
Gee, thanks
>>678475239
just make it smaller
>>678475323
like an hour or two
>>678475127
Do you have a scowly face or something?
>>678475323
No I've lost too much weight over the last 6 months and I can't get back to weight training because I broke my hand and still need to get it looked at. Going to get back into better shape though because that massive queer likes muscles.
>>678475345
I was joking.
Who else is taller than 6ft
manlets need not respond
>>678475528
A little bit. My eyes and eyebrows make it look like I'm always about to rip someone's face off. The fact that I usually wear something like a Cannibal Corpse shirt, camo cargo pants, and heavy boots certainly don't help my case.
>taller than 6ft
>tall
>>678475506
you're totally welcome
>>678475509
unless you have somewhere to hide your plug no
otherwise yes
>>678475528
well fug
did you or did you not shower by the way
>>678475528
I know.
I would actually love a bit of jealosy to exist here and there.
>>678475665
>I want to be cute
>>wears tacky band shirts and camo cargo pants
trying to look cute is part of looking cute
>>678475782
So how are you today?
>>678475652
earlier poster, so 6"6'.
>>678475929
I've said twice now that I DON'T want to look cute, but the opposite.
if there was ever somebody for me to be jealous of it's not chet
>>678475972
i'm good. in bed still.
how about you
>>678475999
oh ok
keep up the good work
>>678471753
And you're fapping along with probably at least 5 other people on this thread. Well done.
>>678475665
I also have angry eyebrows. It's the black hair that does it.
I'm no fashion expert and I dress scruffy, but those don't sound like a good idea.
>>678475782
I need to start eating more than one meal a day. That'd be a good start.
Yes I did. Waiting for him to arrive.
>>678475847
How scandalous.
>>678476068
Terrible. They changed my schedule at work so now I'm working the closing shift.
>>678476212
It's fun though. I like scaring people, but it would also be easier if I was, like, a foot taller or something.
>>678475509
just gonna imgur it.
I've wanted 3 monitors forever, but my desk is too small
http://i.imgur.com/uctxnBO.jpg
>>678476212
chet that's not healthy for your brain
you of all people should know this
damn you shower FAST
>>678476259
OH THAT SUCKS
so now you have to stay an extra hour in addition to having later hours
what snakes
>>678476314
just take off the back side and get a wall mount
>>678476314
then just get bigger desk
or make a desk. the best desks are home made
>>678476302
Well it's a good way to make people think you are overcompensating.
>>678476366
It's fine really. It's kids that have to seriously worry about that. I will start taking lunch breaks though because.
I was already clean really. I usually take up to 40 minutes.
>>678476212
I am like that sometimes. I should feel ashamed.
>>678476466
haven't had the money for it.
Magic: The Gathering consumes me.
>>678476366
Yeah. I wouldn't have minded so much if they had given me any indication at all BEFORE I GOT UP AT SEVEN AND DROVE MY ASS OVER THERE
>>678476684
save ur money nigga then you can have a glorious setup like mine
but not quite as glorious tho cos mine is da best
>>678476594
True. I don't really want to change that though. I don't try to look scary and mean, I just do, which is pretty fun. Maybe I'll grow up one day and stop being an edgy faggot. Maybe.
>>678476797
Well that's the kicker, I am saving money, buuuuuuuuut, it's all going to my trip in august to Otakon with gf and best fraind.
>>678476594
but chet you're still a kid at hart
>was already celan
man where can i find a man like u
>>678476706
wow
good to see your boss cares about his employees
surely he mentioned something about this to you before changing your hours?
>>678476960
>gf
HA HA HA HA
cox be nice it's not his fault he can't pick up a man
i don't wana be nice
i wana be meme.
>>678462579
How gauche.
