Waifu claiming thread - Glad you're all back edition
Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only one Waifu/Husbando per anon
>Use your Waifu/Husbando to communicate
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualized content
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>or don't I can't enforce it
>Socialize
>Most important: Have fun
Chara claimed
Megumin claimed!
>>678458798
>When CJ doesn't follow the damn train.
>>678458787
FOR FUCK SAKES THATS THREE TIMES IN A ROW. grumble grumble shinoa claimed.
>>678458931
>>678458705
mandatory Cc claim
>>678458670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBQ7OadqaMI&nohtml5=False
one more cant hurt
>muh waifu claimed
i wonder if spidey is having fun?
i sure hope so.
still here
Hatsuzuki claimed Claimed
but I'm not really here right now.
>Chara used Due to spammers not linked
>But it failed!
I will come back later, cya and have a good day everyone o/
>>678458931
What can I say? Gotta go fest.
>>678458975
So is exactly what you posted you stupid fucking hypocrite.
Sakura Claimed!
Also problem solved, sorry about that lewdness earlier
>>678459021
ja ne~
Rory claimed
>>678458931
Asplode-chan is pretty quick yo.
>>678459021
Cya
>>678459007
I'm the spidey who doesn't spam, that guy ain't me.
>>678459031
Must be why You cant get a date past the first night ;)
Claiming
>>678459048
>>678459085
>>678459121
only faggots i see around here are your dads.
>>678459080
im making something for you Rori.
Flamie claimie.
>>678458787
>>678458905
>>678458931
>>678458978
>>678459007
>>678459010
>>678459020
>>678459021
>>678459031
>>678459059
>>678459076
>>678459080
>>678459115
>>678459177
>>678459179
welcome back everyone
>>678459169
>>678459115
>>678459179
good choice. I woulda gone megumin if i actually got here on time.....
>>678459100
>I'm assuming this is a joke about cumming too fast
>Doesn't really work on a girl bruh.
I'm sure you guys already know, we don't orgasm :) That's a myth.
>>678459210
how come you didn't welcome me??
>>678459227
Yeah he makes Hitler look better than Ghandi.
>>678459210
First time, bud.
>>678459210
>>678459252
I would have as well.
>>678459286
Because unlike L'oreal you arent worth it.
>>678459020
>>678459021
Can't help but be amazed at how well our pictures fit/match together.
>tfw coming back to say this
>>678459286
Well, you said you'd spam us with kittens. But you didn't.
>>678459322
Then just a regular welcome
>>678459396
i never said anything about kittens...
>>678459396
Thanks senpai.
>>678459405
Did you pull it out of your Ass? If yes than its probably your dads semen.
>>678459262
Fake girl id'd
>>678459512
>>678459262
Fuck. Thats what i get for making a gender specific insult.
>>678459359
>>678459252
And I thought that we already had an anon waifu that was known as the salt master...
>>678459560>>678459632
Darn you got me! ;p
>>678459647
Sure just look in the faggot section in aisle 3.
>>678459210
Yay I got welcomed <3
>>678459779
>>678458978
I kek'd again
>>678459470
Then you're not our usual spider anon.
Still welcome
>>678459500
No problem. Nice dubs
>>678458705
weeabo autists
time for some spidey
>>678459700
Im so salty that if you dipped me into a lake it'd turn into an ocean. If you dont get that ref its perfectly fine.
>>678459700
Not being salty, but she's just my best girl. Flamie and Lelei closely behind.
>>678459850
Hes a masochist. Hes teaching himself.
Claimed
>>678460013
Sadly I did.
>>678459822
>>678460065
I returned with food. :3
I haz chickenz
How is everyone doing now? Anything changed since I left?
>>678460154
>>678459816
just check out his channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/MrBakaOppai
its better than me sending you individual vids
>>678460204
T-That's rude..
>>678460121
Ahem.
>>678448359
>>678460154
Welcome back, anon.
>>678459177
Oh? Im intrigued.
>>678460154
nope still same weeabo filth turning this board into an autistic shithole
>>678460154
Welcome back!
>>678460286
>>678460208
will do. I showed it a friend of mine and he said he knows all his vids. So I'm gonna ask him for all that.
photoshop is a nuissance.
Best type moon claimed
>>678459377
I can imagine some kind of Yin Yang out of this.
>Still afk
>>678460154
Same old same old pretty much :)
>>678460320
I'm making something for you too.
>>678460329
>/b/ wasn't always an autistic shithole
>>678460329
When was this board not weeaboo filth?
>>678460293
Why thank you, friend! How're you doing at the moment?
>>678460329
>turning the autistic anime site into an autistic anime site
Oh, the harm I cause..!
>>678460362
Why thank you! I'm afraid I didn't get to read what you replied to my last message before I left, mind reposting it? :3
>>678460396
Ah, indeedo. ^c^
>>678460396
Presents from everyone? Is it my birthday?
>Actually Wednesday
>>678460453
Very well, thanks. Doing a great job of staying in bed. And you?
You guys are still going strong? Damn
>>678460453
there is an anime board
/b/ is random or supposed to be
hi newfriend
>>678460453
Uh...If it was about the lewd then I said that it sounds fun
Otherwise idk
>>678460208
stupid tits is a funny guy when it comes aboout amvs
my waifu. because its the maybe only german hero in history of the last 100 yrs
>>678460651
>posts some shitty scumbag steve meme
>doesn't even make sense
>/b/ is random
>hi newfriend
Sure is summer here
>>678460806
Why does willy wonka have red eyes?
>>678460636
Hey Atago
>>678460604
Good, good! I'm glad you're well, friend.
>>678460636
We're ALWAYYYSSSS going strong, you see!
>>678460651
There is a site for you as well, buddy!
And considering it's "RANDOM" doesn't that mean anime goes into that category? You're doing a very good job of outplaying yourself.
>>678460656
That was just it. ^u^ Still lewd?
>>678460773
>3D
>>678460501
>I'll remember that.
>I'm making you a coffin.
>>678460651
/b/ is cancer. If you think we're posting cancer here then looks like we're doing our job well. If you don't think we're posting cancer then wtf are you some kind of anime loving faggot? Everyone knows posting about anime is cancerous.
>>678460806
>captcha is palm trees
>>678460910
saved.
>>678460940
this x 1000
>>678460936
Nope! All fixed for now ^.^ sorry about that
>>678461022
>>678460940
coffins?
Surprise!
I am up early for a spontaneous attempt!
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>678461140
Fufufu would you like one too?
>>678461107
I thought the rule was only one husbando per anon. You can't have Peter and J. Jonah.
>>678461087
Ah, I see, I see. :3 I'll mend my issue on my own when I get hope
>o-one hour to go..
SPEAKING OF WHICH
Would you guys like to create a steam/skype group or something? The /waifu/group?
Most of you seem like such wonderfully matching people and I'd really like to know you better and stuffz
>>678461186
Gah
What a ghastly attempt
>>678460940
Oh boy! I hope I fit!
>>678461186
Negative, ghost rider.
>>678461186
Admirable failure.
Good morning, anon.
>>678461284
I wouldn't mind at all. I have some anons on skype and steam already. About 3-5
>>678461284
Me and chara already have a skype group going if you care to join it!
>That goes for everyone!
>>678461308
I'm going to measure it like if it was for me, I think you and I are around the same height...
>>678458978
thanks for that anon his Anime 404 i lost my shit so hard
if dubs, spiderman is my new waifu.
>>678461377
Same here.
>>678461412
I-I'd like to join it. :3
>>678461284
I hope the anon whose waifu I stole is still asleep.
>>678461443
>Almost trips
>What would have happened then?
>>678461412
I would like, maybe? Idk...If you don't mind?
>>678461284
A decent proposal.
>>678461412
Im 162 cms. I may be taller than you.
> I would also like to enquire about the Skype
>>678461503
Less than nothing, I presume.
>>678461487
Yeah, it'd be awkwers if he came and .. well, the last time someone stole my waifu I got quite upsetti-spaghetti. :<
>>678461412
My skype's "caesar kolia" - I put my profile pic to my waifu so that you might find me easier.
>>678461200
No...
>>678461412
Interest slightly peaked
>>678461472
>>678461569
>>678461595
[email protected]
I'll send you my skype contacts per that garbage e-mail
>>678461668
Well, I already posted mine. .3. See >>678461641
>>678461308
ok its done.
>>678461595
We're almost exactly the same height!
>>678461472
>>678461569
>>678461595
>>678461641
>>678461651
Send your skypes to >>678461668
And I'll see you all in the group chat!
>>678461364
Good afternoon to yourself good sir
I'll promise I'll try harder for you next time
>>678461964
You better.
>>678461846
Well, I cant wait to see it!
>>678461819
I'm sorry, there are two contacts none of them with superior autism...
Germany?
>>678460773
>does not know German history
>very possibly learned history in Germany
>>678460806
i somewhat think everyone who has joined while i was gone is a summer fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWPyzWflUK8
eh what u gonna do
>>678461876
wait whats goin on?
I love Alice and Alice loves me.
>>678462089
Chara Kirino and I have a skype group where we banterize when we can't be on the thread, If you wanna join send your skype to charas public email "[email protected]" And we'll add you to the group chat :)
>>678462051
Sweden, but I'm not sure where it's listed. Could be anywhere! However, I am the only person with that name on Skype, and I accidentally made 2 accs. (It's hard to explain) One is inactive, so please add them both and I'll accept on the one I'm currently on. :3
>>678462123
As it should be, friend!
>>678461876
>>678461668
Email sent
>>678461412
>>678461876
Telegram would work better, to be honest fam
>>678462288
Got it. There are two from the same location tough.
>>678462399
>We're already adding people here tho.
okay guys
aren't you becoming a little too close?
>>678461186
Some bateman poster succedded last night, and was thankfully forced to give them back due to another trips get.
>>678461412
we have a steam group
ive u send me a friend request i should be able to add u (made this steam for this purpose, i dont play vidya on it)
http://steamcommunity.com/id/utatattoo/
oh yeah i should probably give you this already.
>>678462288
>>678462076
Don't forget the underageb&.
>>678461284
>Would you guys like to create a steam/skype group or something?
Steam group exists.
Telegram /waifu/ group exists
A Skype group does not.
what a day to be alive
>>678462076
Sounds about right
>>678462551
I would have joined it already but I don't have steam...
>>678462643
>I have a telegram
>Only use it to talk to Prinz anon tbh
>>678462589
who got banned?
>>678462700
Yeah, didn't you make it yesterday?
>>678462509
God forbid we become closer
That might mean actual human interaction.
>>678462709
I have no idea.
Just saying it feels as much like underageb& as it does feel like summer.
I mean, these things are similar...
I always flip past these threads.
You guys seem so cool, even though my waifu is always taken.
Here is my new phone wallpaper.
Idk.
>>678458705
>>678462665
oh, i watch 5
twice
i didnt fully understand it the first time
(wasnt paying full attention)
i love it
Yuno Claimed. Best waifu. /thread
>>678462821
Heh Yesterday to you, today for me :)
But yeah it's kind of weird I'm still getting the hang of it...
>>678462857
What about waifus could possibly be no cool?
I belong to Alice and Alice belongs to me.
I wrote a poem for her.
Given up smoking
now doing one of them there
vaping things
e-cigarettes
keeping smoke clean
for all the rest of you
that complained
yes cherries in my head
are you all getting your vitamins
did not want to bring that up
but is your waste slimmer than mine
smiling here
sorry but just words.
>>678462857
2016, waifu is Donate-chan.
>>678462904
Respect.
>>678462438
The one with a novel as the description
fuck
just found out that my account is shit so i cant add people to the steam group, here have hand-kuns
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198051865563/
sorry
>>678462857
fuck yourself
>>678462076
Atago~
>>678461668
Sent :D
>>678462586
I love it!
>>678463055
I sent friend request to both... uh... wait, I'll send you mine
also new thread
>stressed
>>678463290
>>678463290
>>678463290
>>678463217
>:D
Kill yourself
>>678463036
Aww thanks. First time posting in one of these threads.
Image limit reached. RIP. I feel so sorry for all of the waifuless.
>>678463485
Was my first too!
