ITT POST YOUR SECRETS
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT POST YOUR SECRETS
>>678423521
My secrets are mine. Stay anon.
I'm on keto but I ate some carbs before
I've been with my gf for 2 years and have fucked 5 other girls including one threesome in the meantime
>>678423521
I once stickeded a finger up my poop shoot.
Ive helped 3 past gfs suck, fuck and get licked by a friends dog
I can only get off when my gf licks my ass. Sex isn't doing it.
I drove to a different town to bang a chick. i had been caught cheating so i fucked a chick in a different are code to het away with it. Idk why i cant stop cheating
>>678423521
no no no you fucking jew
>>678424072
because monogamy isn't a real thing.
>>678424072
Why bother being in a relationship?
I have a crush on one of my closest friends but I've been telling him that I have a crush on someone else because I think he wouldn't want to be my friend anymore if he knew I liked him
I'm so insanely insecure with everything I do in life. Most friends and family consider me to be adventurous, happy, successful, and funny. I see none of these things about myself and constantly battle my anxiety to act "normal"
>>678423910
Now that's just a blatant lie.
I'm into lolicon, child biographies and my boyfriend doesn't know.
I fap 9 times at day until my dick hurts Mosly to weird gross porn.
>>678424331
Cuz your a fag?
>>678424382
You should probably just kill yourself. It'd make things easier.
>>678424524
No I'm a grill
>>678424549
Why would I want to do that?
>>678424341
You're a human.
>>678423521
My secret is that I don't have secrets. Im just a plain old average Joe
i lost my virginity to my father.
>>678424687
Because you sound cringe as fuck.
>>678424341
I am the exact way, it's a hard way to live life. With this type of personality you can manipulate easy
>>678424806
Hey son.
>>678424806
>plot twist: you are your own father
>>678424827
So I should kill myself because I sound cringey? That'd be a silly thing to an hero over
>>678424622
Because u want to live an anime
I'm going to become a Catholic priest. It's that or suicide...
>>678424986
You even just said 'an hero'. You should definitely kill yourself.
>>678425066
>>678424382
I bet you two have a lot in common
I can roll dubs on demand
>>678425224
just kidding, I'm going to kill myself now
>>678424381
It's honestly not
>>678425177
A pretty basic term? I could have used to commit suicide over. Would that suit better?
>>678425053
kek, but no, it's because i'm unattractive and i just got out of a relationship
I browse in an insecure chan and post in threads literally set up so that any feds monitoring can fuck all posters in the ass.
Also I'm beta af
>>678424180
Fire come walk with me.
i think my math teacher is a chicken.
>pic related.
>>678425192
Catholic priests can't be with girls silly
I've cheated on my girlfriend with 3 girls and 1 guy over the course of 5 and a half years
I'm banned from buying guns due to a mental health history
I'm an emotionally stunted outcast who will probably never have any meaningful relationships with people, but I can hide all that because I'm good at my job and keep to myself
>>678424341
So you mean you're like everyone else?
Not a secret about me, but a buddy of mine was complaining tonight that his gf can't have sex with him for one month b/c of some undisclosed medical condition.
The medical condition is that she is cheating on him with another friend of mine who has a giant fucking cock and he tore her pussy up with it. Doc says the tears need a month to heal.
>>678425609
Why cheat?
>>678425266
Xlent dubs
I fucked a married woman from California. Flew out there, hit it raw, creampied her.
>>678425601
Shit no my fault. That was only shota
>>678425192
I'm guessing you're under the assumption that I'm a pedophile? Well, this is 4chan but no. I just feel the need to do something with my life. To serve the world.
I feel like I have highly function social disorders.. like most of the time it's okay but sometimes I really feel like I'm fucking nuts. My mind doesn't feel "healthy" when I'm around others sometimes
>>678425685
As a 3 incher, I wish I had that cock
>>678425930
All good bro just made sure you knew the difference and fyi I'd never harm a real child though having little girls constantly running around would be frustrating
>>678425625
Do you play games online or anything?
That's a good place to start. Less pressure than a face to face interaction. Or maybe join a (non-anonymous) forum
I want to cum all over my wife's tits and lick it off myself, but I'm scared to bring it up.
>>678425281
It's pretty much impossible to find a female willing to engage in sexual activities with an animal. Let alone 3 that all happen to be your ex girlfriends you lying twat.
>>678426216
>i want a cock to tear my gfs pussy so we don't have sex for a month
>this is what virginfags want
>>678426224
Kill yourself.
>>678426408
Nope Im not.
First one didnt want to but tried it once, the other two did everything willingly and loved it
>>678426408
I bet he just has a... beastly personality
>>678426314
I used to hang out at some of the various totse2 spinoff forums, but they're full of retards. Are there any other good general discussion forums out there?
>>678424806
U a boy or girl? How did it happen
>>678426725
Yeah nah. You are lying.
>>678423635
Oldfag oldfagin'
I love to shit a big turd while browsing b
>>678424072
Because you have no character and are insecure as the little boy you are, but don't worry about it, you'll eventually grow up and become a man
My girlfriend and I are in a rough sex arms race. I think I started it by pulling her hair once.
Now it usually goes, she claws my back -> I lightly slap her titties -> she digs her nails into my ass -> put my hand to her face and hold her down -> she grabs and twits my nipples -> I choke her with one hand.
Sometimes it goes further. I want to have a night of loving and gentle sex but we're both kind of too shy to talk about this stuff.
I have been grooming my barely legal cousin and it was going pretty well until I took things too far too fast and broke her.
>>678426938
Haha whatever. Im not.
>>678426794
Try creating a Disqus account. That's the program that lots of sites use for comments. If you create an account they'll suggest all kind of communities for you to join. The communities are typically smaller than on reddit so you're less likely to get drowned out.
Just make sure you find one that isn't full of opinionated and/or racist aholes cuz there is a lot of those.
>>678427294
Jesus Christ, people cheat. All the time. Welcome to the real world. Grow up, kid.
I'm really not interested in her and just want to play with her dogs
I've had sex with over 60 people. Good 50 ish backpage hookers. 1 cd (craiglist) was horrible. 1 hot 19 year old tranny pretty hot. Was bomb. Few friends know about the backpage hookers but not the last two.
>>678426619
No thanks, too much to live for
>>678423521
I'm gay. Extremely gay. I hate myself and the way I was born. I want to change, I want to become normal so badly, but I can't. I live in a super-christian homophobic family, which doesn't help my circumstances at all.
Here's my biggest secret.
>Be me
>15 years old
>no friends
>never had a girlfriend
>only friend is littler sister who is 5 years old
>she likes video games
>one day she asks me to play some Mario kart
>I say yes and pull up a chair
>she sits on my lap
>I notice her butt is actually kinda round and fat
>datass.jpeg
>I start to rub it
>my dick is rock hard while she's playing Mario kart
>I tell her to pull down her pants
>she does
>that ass makes me so horny
>I grab her and bend her over
>I pull my dick out and forcefully fuck her pussy from behind
>I have a handful of ass
>I do this for about 3 minutes
>her pussy is so wet
>I pull out and shove my dick in her mouth and down her throat
>I rapidly face fuck her as she gags and spits everywhere
>she throws up on my cock
>as I continue to face fuck her I begin to strangle her
>After a couple of minutes I am gonna cum
>I plunge my dick into her throat as deep as it will go
>I tense up all over while squeezing her neck
>I explode in her throat and mouth
>I continue strangling her until she stops breathing
>I hear my dad get home
>shit.jpeg
>He comes upstairs and knocks on the door
>he begins to get very irritated
>He says he will kick the door down if I don't open it
>I realize what I have done and decide to accept my fate
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>mfw I raped and killed my 5 year old sister
>>678426847
i was molested over the course of many years. when i turned 14 he took me down to mexico on vacation for my birthday and i lost my virginity to him down there.
I browse and post on /b/ on a regular basis.
>>678427920
Dude, being gay is fine. Don't sweat it. If you're family doesn't understand, find people who do.
That should be most people under 40 these days. Much love dude, hang in there.
>>678428090
That's fucked up. Really sorry that happened to you.
Are you in therapy? I strongly suggest it if you're not.
>>678428162
You sick duck. Neck yourself
>>678428200
It's not really other people I'm worried about (except for my family and a few of my friends), its mainly myself. How am I supposed to accept what I am if I am disgusted by what I am?
I fucked myself with a toothbrush and I'ma dude
>>678428597
which end?
I want to fuck my best friends younger sister and ive already devised multiple plans on how to do it and I got really close last time we visited, this gon work
>>678428677
the round end ofc i don't want to mess up my asshole
>>678428379
im not in therapy and dont really mind it anymore. the thoughts actually arouse me now for some reason. its sort of messed up but i cant help it.
Years after wife and I have kid she still doesn't know why she still lactates. She's a heavy sleeper. Every night, once she's asleep, I milk her like a cow and she just thinks she's lactating in her sleep.
>>678428570
Not gonna lie, being raised in a homophobic family fucked you up. Get into therapy maybe?
My suggestion is to surround yourself with people who tell you that it is fine to be gay and totally not disgusting at all (i.e. the truth). If you hear it enough, maybe you'll start to believe it true, instead of believing the backwards lies you were raise on.
Keep it posi man.
I'm very supportive of gays and lesbians, but I honestly thing transgenderness is a mental illness of some sort. You don't go through life thinking you're someone else without having a few screws loose.
>>678428810
Who knows the other end is maybe more enjoyable? It will massage the insides of you're ahole like it massages your gums
>>678428570
Being gay gives you quite a bit more social freedom than being straight, use that to your advantage. I suggest ditching your old life and moving to a big city with a sizable gay community. It won't be easy, but it'll be worth it.
ive looked through my sisters phone and saw her nudes and fapped a few times to them and I've wanted to fuck her ever since
>>678429089
Whether it is or it isn't, does it really make a difference? If a person born with a penis wants me to call them a girl, fine, they're a girl. No skin off my nose.
We all have our quirks.
I really enjoyed Batman v Superman
>>678429296
CRETIN!
>>678429208
In many cases of molestation, that's actually normal. Do you think of yourself as gay/bi?
>>678429089
You're jumping the gun there m8. Whos that say it's not a biological defect? Face it, nobody is perfect. Every year millions of people are born with some kind of defect, like being blind, deaf, missing an arm or leg, fauty working organs, diseases, etc. Whos to say this isn't just one of those?
>>678428006
>The stories and information here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>678425729
Bc relationships offer stability
And hookups offer fun faggit
Quit being jealous of anon
>>678428921
But not HIV posi
>>678429500
You can't have fun with your partner so you have to seek out someone else behind there back? I mean why bother being with them? I guess if you're overall just using them
>>678424236
>monogamy isn't a real thing
Neither is your dick
>>678429387
Nah, I'm not gay. That's just what I would do if there was some aspect of myself that made me not fit in so well in my current settings. I'd get the hell out and make a new life for myself.
>>678428868
Did it happen just that once?
Since the birth of our 3 year old son my gf and I have had sex 6 times.
I love her but neeeeeeeeeed pussy so bad. I'm considering getting a hooker
I stole a guy's wallet, robbed a dealer's house, and dropped the wallet I stole just at the end of the dealer's driveway, all so the asshole I stole the wallet from would get wrecked by the dealer. The guy got seriously wrecked, the dealer got jailed, and I used the money I stole to play daddy Warbucks for the asshole's old lady, so I could bang her. I later ratted her out to the asshole when she cut me off.
I fucked the porn star Eve Laurence when I was in California on a business trip. I stayed in a seedy motel and some dude slipped a bunch of escort fliers under my door and she was on one of them. I figured, what the hell, and called the number.
I was pretty shocked when she actually showed up. She sucks dick like crazy, basically throat fucking herself on the cock. There was enough spit that I spun her around to try anal. As I was putting it, she told me anal was extra. I was in a frenzy so I agreed, lol.
We actually hung out a few more times that week during my trip and stayed in touch for awhile.
FYI she got her implants out.
>>678430137
no. we had sex for years till i got a boyfriend.
>>678430247
Talk to her about it and if overall she's unwilling to do things for you just leave her.
I'm into bestiality. Only my boyfriend knows.
I one got blown by a bi (male) friend of ours while my gf watched. He has a bi gf that is into my gf and I hope there is something happening in the future.
Oh yeah and I got curious and tried blowing him. Not my thing, didn't likr it.
I roofied my sister in law when she was 14 and played with her like a sex doll. A couple years affect I got divorced I was presented with an opportunity to do so again, only without the roofies, it was more fun because she was way kinkier than I was.
>>678427920
Yeah man. Trust me, your family is only a small part of humanity. Get out of there and join us on the outside. Find those of us who are waiting to help.
>>678430359
If only it was that simple -
I don't want to be apart from my son
We own a house together
Despite no sex I do love her
>>678429697
Yeah ultimately we are
In the real world it's use or get used man
One day you'll have a relationship...
And it will end
And either you can walk away from it a cucked chump who wasted all that time with someone or you can accept it for what it is and get off your moral high horse
>>678430333
Have you ever told anyone irl?
>>678425583
YOU WEAR A DISGUISE LIKE THE HUMAN GUYS BUT YOU'RE NOT A MAN YOU'RE A CHICKEN BOO
>>678430977
Yeah never really got this whole: I know the truth, you shall follow my way and only my way.
It is possible just to be with someone you love whom loves you back. Every relationship has issues but if you really want to be together you can compromise or move past them.
I hope you find someone that actually makes you happy both sexually and emotionally without hurting you or visa versa.
>>678425964
Going into religion is literally the most retarded thing to do if you want to help the world...
I'm training to become a monkey in a squirrel suit so I can prank big cities with donkey Kong themed YouTube videos
I've never been attracted to anyone, only glasses...
Higher the prescription; More it turns me on
Its pretty fuckin weird, i've only ever mentioned it to one other person but something about only being attracted to inanimate objects has always been a detriment.
>>678430333
Did you enjoy it or was it forced?
Where was your mom?
>>678431174
i hinted at it with an old friend in high school and her reaction made me back off. i never told anyone again.
![2d1f90578032e12bf29f15292f0b5d0c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/azGJHTF.jpg "2d1f90578032e12bf29f15292f0b5d0c[1].jpg")
>>678431174
They did just now.
>>678426408
You'd surprised the things a woman would do for love...
>>678430453
do something with a dog
>>678423521
my moms friend tried to finger me in the back of my her car
>>678427404
Please elaborate.
I get off to tile patterns
>>678425368
STOP
I've got a couple cousins that i'd like to fuck
I got Dark Souls 3 early and constantly post spoilers on /v/
Also I knew a kid who was obsessed with Star Wars and spoiled Hans death literally 5 minutes before he saw the midnight premier of force awakens. He cried.
>>678431690
Some are quite sexy tbh
>>678431188
That my friend doesn't exist....
Keep thinking like that and you're going to wind up being one of these kids on here asking what they should do about their abusive relationships
>>678431421
i was ever forced to do anything. it was more like he asked. so in the beginning you just do what you're asked to do. but after a while it starts feeling good so you start seeking it out too. my mother was around but any time something happened she wasnt home, or was asleep, or we'd go somewhere else.
>>678427342
Passion like this burn strong but dies out quickly. I'm talking from experience.
>drugged wife while at club
>let guys play with her exposed pussy and tits while unconscious
>watched from a distance
Still looking for the faggot who thought I was talking about his relative. Pic related.
>>678431904
Did he fuck your arse too?
>>678432103
he tried, but i never liked that. it was painful, and still is. so i'd just do something else instead.
>>678430321
Got a TER link? I'd like to call her up
>>678431904
Do you regret it? Did mom ever find out? Are you fat and ugly?
My best friend was dating a 15 year old when we're were 18. She was shy about a lot of things but sex wasn't one of them. One day I was playing my guitar and she just popped up in front of me naked. She said I could do anything I wanted with her until my friend woke up. I was timid but eager so I started by feeling up her tits and worked my way down to her crotch, then around to her asshole. I kind of just stayed there licking and tonguing her holes. She finally got my turned around and sucked my dick but I wasn't sure I liked it. I finally got hard though and she had me try her pussy. It was awesome, she could have lifted a 992 with those muscles. When it came time to cum she hooped off me and put my dick in her mouth, but nothing happened. She sucked and sucked but I couldn't cum. She finally decided to just let me go in her pussy, and it was spectacular. Not long after that my friend got up and that was the end of our little to do.
>>678431863
>doesn't exist
Sorry I know you'd like for you misery to have company but alas I have found the one for me, I hope you do the same.
>>678432342
What was your favourite thing?
Outwardly Im a typical frat boy chad, but Im also a huge closet weeabo.
>>678431904
So, was he always the one who started it or at some point you took initiative?
>>678432516
Alas I'll be here when that changes and you'll remember this thread
Also I have company; otherwise it wouldn't be cheating
>>678432691
Read her replies faggot
>>678423521
I used to be a tranny
A week ago I get a Facebook message from some lady I don't know and it turned out to be that girl, only 25 years later. She's just been divorced and she saw my name pop up on FB as a mutual friend of somebody else. Maybe we still got something going.
>>678432453
i am not ugly or fat, and Im not skinny either. i dont have the metabolism I had when i was in my teens though, so I dont look the same obviously. i don't really regret anything. i think life is messy like that and there's people who actually have gotten really raped. and as far as i know, my mother never knew or doesn't know. she's never said or hinted at anything.
>>678431692
somebody is a little butt blasted
>>678432798
That's a shame, oh well cya around
One time I went to a fairly large open house party in highschool and spiked as many drinks as I could with high strength laxatives. My mates gf's good friend was there and felt the brown thunder so I knew it was quite succesful.
I let a gay guy suck my dick for $30 dollars
>easiest money of my life
>>678430941
Keep it up, dude! Sex isn't everything. It ain't worth leaving your child.
>>678432892
She said she looked forward to it. That's different to actually telling him "let's fuck" or starting rubbing the dick.
Learn to read, idiot.
>>678432565
i dont know if i should say i had a "favorite" thing, but when i was almost 12 i got my very first orgasm ever on top of him sliding along the shaft of his penis. so i'd say that was one of the first things i liked or learned to like.
>>678424331
in same boat. feels bad man
i want to have loads of gay sex with my best friend
>>678430453
Im into humaniality. Only my dog knows.
>>678431559
Would love to, but I live in a cramped apartment and can't keep one.
>>678433180
Serious question
If you're such a moralfag why are you here?
4chan is literally the armpit of the Internet... And you hang out here why?
>>678433434
yeah, i never explicitly told him i wanted to do something. whenever i got the urges i would just make myself available and get close to him. i never really had to ask.
>>678423521
If I can commit a crime that I can get away with, I'll be damned if I won't commit it.
>>678433734
>literally
One of these days im going to go on a murder spree
>>678423521
I'm slowly realizing how much i love my best friend.
>>678433784
Spotted the nigger in our midst.
>>678433487
That sounds like a memory that's etched into your mind, it's quite a powerful image
>>678433609
what you prefer dogs or horse cocks?
>>678433006
Was he jealous of your bf?
>>678427920
Don't dwell on it and it will go away.
>>678433936
Duck
>>678433564
This is how religious schisms start
>>678433893
yes. but i think everyone remembers their first anything. also, i remember things by what school i was going to at the time or what grade i was in. so its easy for me to remember certain things.
>>678433809
ALL DOSE DEAD TWITTER EGG ACCOUNTS
>>678423774
Been looking into keto bc I'm starting to get skinnyfat and eat like shit. Some type 2 diabeetus in my family as well. I guess, just...any thoughts?
>>678433936
Dogs. I'm not a fan of how horses smell.
>>678433434
She said "I started seeking it out"
WTF do you think that means Bernie?
>>678433734
Honestly mostly for porn, I'm into lolicon so here seems to be a decent source. Used to be guro, used to be rule 34.
Doesn't take a moral fag to know that cheating's essentially silly.
>>678433997
You should try moose
I want to kill my self idk why
Im Ethan Bradberry.
>>678434183
True. Well it doesn't sound like its affected you too much. Do you wish it never happened?
>>678434255
wow you taste both?
>>678428570
It's okay to feel disgusted it means you still have morals. You don't have to be super religious to know that it's not right but there are videos on YouTube of gay men turning straight because they found Jesus. Watch those they'll be good for you. I'm not preaching to the chior but people have been brainwashed into believing that the immoral is normal when it doesn't have to be. You're better than that.
>>678433879
Nigger pls i don't steal bikes, I steal food and drinks when needed such as raiding the fridges at work and stealing cans of soda. When it comes to money I don't take the whole fucking thing in front of a camera. Fucking niggers just assaulted me a week ago.
>>678433963
we were pretty normal by most standards except for the having sex thing. i dont think he was ever jealous of anything. i had boyfriends in high school but i never had sex with them cause i didnt need to. i remember some of girls in school were already having sex with guys and other girls would call them sluts for no reason, so that was also kind of a strong deterrent. so, no i dont think he was ever jealous that i know.
>>678433734
not that guy. its not moralfagging to still have some idealism in you.
Hanging out here is mainly because facing autism, retards and assholes is still better than being on fb or tumblr and pretending everything is alright.
>>678434484
Now you're just making shit up.
>>678434333
>9 inch penis
Trust me, ducks.
>>678434533
So you're a white nigger? That's even worse
>>678434562
Yeah I have to agree with you, at least on here we can be anons
>>678434405
im ok with it now and actually get aroused remembering a lot of the stuff. i dont know if that is normal, but i have accepted it and use it to achieve orgasms sometimes.
>>678433564
I liked that
>>678433809
Oh no grammar errors on the internet! I have no real response other than I'm 17 and my mom didn't tell me how to answer questions so I guess I'll just look for something I can be autistic about and still be edgy: like spelling
>>678434667
Topkek. I love free shit. I work as a security guard so no one suspects me and no one notices that anything is gone.
>>678429089
I agree. By continuing to support transgenders and calling them something different than what they are its feeding into their mental illness. It is a mental illness and there is no denying that. The suicide rate among those people is so high and "sex reassignment surgery" does not help in fact it makes the problem worse. They continue to be depressed and suicidal. It's really sad that we aren't trying to help these people.
>>678434789
He wasn't saying it because it was spelt wrong anon...
>>678434789
>grammar errors?
>I hate spelling errors
>>678434729
What do you think about?
>>678429274
>comparing a mental illness to a quirk
>>678434329
What is porn watching if it's not a form of cheating at its core?
I was a huge /r9k/ tier autist up untill freshmen year. Call it lucky genetics but I went through a growth spurt and got fairly fit and good looking. This ended up boosted my confidence and I ended up becoming a populat normoe type.
Superficial highschool me decided that in order to fit that roll I should ditch all my old autist friends who Ive been best friends with for years. Wouldnt say I regret it but I do kinda miss them and feel a bit bad since they pretty much considered me a "traitor".
>>678434870
You had one job
>>678434540
When was the last time you fucked?
>>678434729
Did he take pictures?
>>678434729
If you had a daughter, would you allow it? Encourage it? Turn the other way?
>>678435051
well i think about some of the stuff i did or he'd have me do.
like what i mentioned before, me being on top of him and sliding along the length of his penis. or when i'd get oral from him sometimes. stuff like that. things i enjoyed.
>>678430260
Nigga, that's some fucked up shit!
>>678423779
Dude im pretty much exactly the same. How do you feel about it?
>>678430247
Do you think she thinks you're somehow not attracted to her now? Did she put on weight or get stretch marks etc? Have you made it clear your still attracted to her?
I care too much about my public image. People view me as very attractive and healthy and I don't say that in an egotistical way. I've sort of become an ideal to my community of what a healthy body looks like. But it doesn't help that I'm into fat guys. I don't mean unattractive and unkempt but the ones who are fat just because they know how to cook and do it for themselves a little too often. However if I ever were to be with someone huskier it would ruin my image and I can't handle others judgements. I'm shallow and too worried about what others think.
>>678435456
when i was 22 i went to visit him and my mother but my mother wasnt home. he asked me for oral sex and I sort of gave in. we ended up having sex because he was taking too long to finish and I feared my mother showing up so I straddled him on an old couch he had and he finished pretty quick.
>>678435492
no. there was none of that. this was back in the 90's and early 2000's, so no pictures.
>>678435509
i struggle with this question because i dont want to be a hypocrite. sometimes when im out and about i see attractive father and daughter couples and I fantasize about them doing something. so I dont know. I dont have kids and dont plan on having any. but i think the potential for abuse is there. so probably not. i dont know.
>>678435106
That was awful English and no it's not, there's nothing wrong with wanting something different but to actually go out and seek it in real life while with someone is.
>>678434562
So you come here for the content right?
How do you avoid the porn?
>>678436220
How old are you now
I've raped a child.
It was fun.
>>678436389
i am in my 30's.
>>678436220
Has this thread made you horny? Can we see your pussy to see how wet it has made you?
>>678436485
Kys... for the sake of others. Kys.
I have a controlling and abusive father. Long and shitty story for another day. Basically he was controlling to the point that until age 13 I believed he could "read my mind" (in quotation marks because I didn't think he knew my thoughts but I believed he knew what I was doing at any given time). 7 years of therapy later I can now consciously recognise his bullshit but I still automatically believe shit he tells me and I find myself doing shit to make him happy because I'm scared when his next outburst might be. I'm basically a gigantic pussy.
>>678436307
How would i avoid that. Just ignoring it, like everybody else. Although cuckold threads piss me off.
>>678436587
yes. talking about it arouses me sometimes, but i dont want to put my vagina out there for very specific reasons. mainly moles, birth marks, etc.
>>678436213
Closet chubby chasers are so not
>>678436655
You need to fist fight him. Show him that you have superceded him as Alpha Male of the pack.
>>678436485
How old?
>>678436864
That's a shame. I was getting ready to blow a big load
>>678436864
Are you wet right now
>>678436286
Forgive me for not adding a comma....
So you think that making a decision to sit down in front of your computer, look up porn and then jerk off to it, is NOT considered to be a choice you've actively made and sought out in real life?
>>678437022
you´re the kind of guy that thinks loli and shota threads are as bad as actually raping kids aren´t you?
I was diagnosed with terminal depression 2 weeks ago. I don't have the confidence to tell my sister until maybe after our baby is born
>>678437022
I think you meant to say
>Is watching porn not a form of cheating at its core?
Bit more than a comma anon.
And sorry but if I jerk off to a picture I'm not cheating. You can't cheat with a image anon, your wifu is safe
I sucked my best friends dick whenhe was black out drunk.
>>678437017
honestly? yes. i am aroused.
>>678434767
So does his dog
>>678437170
Nah going out there and doing shit is not that bad. Sitting there and fapping to drawins is worse
>>678436844
You think anyone is going to believe that you come here and just ignore the porn huh?
>>678437170
Kek'd and I will never understand that logic.
You're a pedo! Yeah and?
You're a child molestor! Mmmm no
I swear the fact lolicon and shota fans can tell the difference between an image and the real thing better than non fans is kinda scary
>>678437245
>diagnosed with depression
Is that something that needs to be diagnosed? Didn´t you notice that you were depressed and sad all the time yourself?
grown man, who wears only the panties of little girls
>>678437479
>depressed
>sad
Not really the same thing.
>>678437278
You're probably going to masturbate to it right now
>>678437340
yes. i don´t come here specifically to jack off, theres the entire rest of the internet for that aswell.
if theres a thread with creampies i almost always go through it though.
>>678437479
How young are you anon?
>>678436952
I am unfortunately a very small female and my Dad is a plumber who can lift hot water heaters :/
>>678437772
i sort of been doing it this entire time. sort of.
I fap to sissy porn, and think about giving a bj and getting fucked in the ass.
I doubt I would actually go through it, too afraid/ashamed. Porn addiction is a terrible thing
>>678437918
I'd love to talk dirty with you. Where abouts in the uk?
>>678425799
As a married man in California, that made me stop and think. How retarded is that? Kek.
>>678437256
> I said what I meant to say
Don't kid yourself faggot
The reason you look at porn is no different than the reason I fuck other girls... You have to grow up one day Peter Pan
>>678438110
For all you know some beetard might have fucked your wife
>>678438052
i am not in the UK. i am thousands of miles away from the UK.
>>678438245
Was worth a shot. Enjoy your naughty thoughts, I hope you cum hard
>>678438190
>reason
Sure the reasons the same, you want something different. Big difference between us is that you actually cheat.
>>678437918
Great now I'm masturbating and I didn't even read the post hierarchy
>>678426408
You'd be surprised. My wife used to fantasize about it in bed - amazing orgasms ensued.
I don't think it would have taken much.......
I love toddlercon
>>678438216
She told me that she fucked a black guy in college, but I don't think she would go as low as fucking a genuine b/tard. Kek.
>>678437776
Then I'll refer you here....>>678438190
>>678437256
>>678437022
>>678438190
>>678438411
My nigger
>>678438459
What if that black guy became a /b/tard and is still fucking your wife
>>678423521
I'm a pedo. i post there cause there's a little relief from being able to say it
I post pictures of my wife in "Pictures you shouldn't share" threads as I like it when she gets positive reactions. I have a full set of her nudes cropped and censored ready
I also have some of the pics with faked /b/ filenames as though I downloaded, so I can pretend to be a fan looking for more to see how many have collected her
>>678438335
>678438363
lol. that made me laugh. same to you. ;)
>>678438612
Fuck you for making me consider that as an option kek
I've fucked every single one of my friends girlfriends while they were still going out
>>678437918
Do you still want to fuck your daddy
>>678431374
So you like Coke bottle glasses? Does it matter if the prescription is high but s/he opted for the thinner lens?
>>678438669
I'll be thinking about the cock sliding when I do ;)
>>678438644
Can't decided if this is creepy or impressive. A mixture of both perhaps.
>>678438411
That's nice. If you're from Russia, India or wherever. You should check out the BabyJ series. She's the only 5 year old girl who can get wet and enjoy sex. It's my favorite.
>>678438592
>My Fellow Person Of African Descent
>>678438766
>being that guy
JUST
>>678438348
Wtf? So I was right then when I asked your dumb ass:
What the fuck is the difference.... You watching porn is at its core you looking for something to turn yourself on and get yourself off outside of your partner....
Which is the basis of my question you fucking idiot
You're fucking delusional if you think you're any different than me
>>678438895
or rally thanks anon
>>678423521
I get girls on craiglist to do weird shit and send me pics while fake paying them
I fingered my girlfriend's bestfriend while she was passed out drunk
>>678439045
You gotta find it on P2P network though. I use eMule.
>>678438895
I don't think she really enjoyed it. She is crying and screaming in most of those vids. Lets be fair, most adult girls would find that guy painful. But believe it if it makes you feel better about yourself
>>678424382
were you about getting a new one weren't you?
>>678438977
>I go out and cheat on my girlfriend
>I look at images on the internet for a fap and my partner does the same
Yeah... I mean if it's what you wanna do, that's cool but I actually care enough about my partner to not go out and cheat on them.
>>678439117
Nice try FBI.
I personally know someone who went to prison because of 4chan. He's out now.
When I told someone (a friend of a friend on my soccer team) I do web design he asked if he could get a site done for his beastiality porn business he was thinking of starting. I didn't do it and said I was pretty sure that was illegal. He was from eastern europe btw. Hungary I think. Is that common there?
>>678438835
>A mixture of both perhaps.
Probably right - she'd kill me if she knew.
I have been surprised when one anon trotted out her full set - that felt a bit weird.
Usually it's just some shouts of "more" along with the odd "gtfo" from some faggots who don't like her body type
>>678438770
he passed away a few years back. talking about it here now is good enough i guess.
>>678439277
Michael?
>>678439307
>passed away
Was it suicide? Did he stab himself in the back 47 times?
Femanon here who was literally a whore for a few months.
>>678439159
Why haven't you? Why do you think your partner, if they're doing the same thing, hasn't?
>>678423521
I can't fart standing up.
If I do, I'll shit myself. I have to sit down first.
>>678439362
Yes. What's her name if you know it
>>678439121
You clearly have never watched BabyJ's child porn series. What's the point of lying like this?
If you did watch it then tell me what did BabyJ do after the man shot his cum on her tummy?
I'll give you 5 minutes to respond
>>678439419
Because I love them and they love me back. Our relationship isn't just about sex, admittedly it's a big part but we know that if we ever became that interested in someone else we'd discuss the matter rather than just go behind each others backs.
Do you really think porn is the same as actual cheating?
I take ketamine every day and don't tell anyone, everyone just thinks i'm a bit slow but in reality only my closest friends know aobut my £150 a day drug habit
I can't bring myself to give a shit anymore when some girl gets raped.
I used to care, I still want to care, but the vocal minority that won't shut the fuck up about eye rape and said-hello-on-the-street rape, and held-the-door-open-for-me rape, and all the other bullshit "rapes" that aren't rape, make me not care when a girl actually gets rape raped. Pretty shitty attitude, I realize.
I put a camera in the toilets at my work to record girls changing. Got some pretty good wins so far
>>678439404
no, thats silly. he used to drink everyday but never missed work or hit us or anything. his liver gave out.
>>678439307
Is it the only thing that gets you off?
>>678439430
for real?
>>678439611
Prove it
>>678439163
Nah, man. I'm from Brazil. CP is illegal here but the police don't pursue downloading CP harshly like you just murdered someone. It's nothing serious here.
>>678439585
Honestly whenever I come across those people that say those rape stuff, I just think, they've never been raped. They've never spoken to an actual rape victim whom would no doubt spit in their face over the trivial as fuck shit they bring up as 'rape'.
I went to the store with my mom a few months ago because i wanted to get some perfume, went to check out the hair products and found this thin hair spray bottle by Bed Head and the top made it look like dildo. I decided to ask my mom for with secret intentions. The week after I was taking a shower and started touching myself, I grabbed the bottle and slowly started to push it inside of myself. sadly it only hurt and i couldnt continue (I also lost the top so I cant use it that way at all). But it works great on hair! :D
>>678439636
He seemed like a swell guy
I blow guys for money
>>678439649
well, i have an incest fetish and like i said, sometimes i picture father daughter couples doing something when i see them out and about. i also like older men for obvious reasons and i think age gap relationships are sexy.
other than that im a pretty normal individual.
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>>678439926
>>678439926
>>678439926
>>678439926
>>678439362
I'll post more if you prove you know her with her first name
>>678439805
are you being cynical about the fact that his legs swelled up as his liver was failing? not funny. but very clever. :/
>>678439963
Caroline?
>>678439904
Do you think you will ever get married? Have kids?
What if you have a daughter and your husband wants to fuck her?
>>678439715
Yeah. It's fucking retarded.
>>678440023
Wasn't by design, still kinda funny tho.
>>678439804
The cap isnt in still in your asshole, is it?
>>678439499
>>678439121
She smeared his semen on her pussy and clitoris like it was children's play thing. It was the sexiest moment I have ever seen in all of child porn actually.
>>678440027
Nope sorry
>>678440124
It moved up to the liver
>>678439804
That's hot
>>678439904
Moar
>>678440059
I've had the opportunity to get married and have kids but held out. turned out to be a good decision. probably wont try it again.
as far as your second question: i dont know what i'd do. dont want to be a hypocrite because i enjoyed it myself, but dont want to leave such a huge window open for abuse. and you know its there.
>>678430453
Me too <3. Doggie knots. Mmm
>>678440580
Would you participate if it did happen?
>>678439524
At its core-
The reason people do either one is the same
Every time you cum synopsis fire in your brain that create and form reward patterns. It is, in fact conditioning your brain to find the things that attract, turn you on and get you off.
I'm saying that porn is a facet of cheating and if nothing else it is certainly a conduit.
Talking about that kind of stuff doesn't happen in real life. In real life you have emotions, feelings and desires.
That how this whole conversation started.
How can you think that if you've trained yourself to enjoy a thing; that given the chance, you or your partner wouldn't act on it, given the opportunity?
I'm not going to sit around waiting till it happens to me. And I'll just enjoy my relationship for what it is in the meantime
>>678440124
Its stuck in my pussy :^)
>>678440774
TL;DR if you think images are the same as a real thing I can't take you seriously. Have a nice day anon I'll be in the new thread
