What do you think of this selection, /b/?
Also, general sex toy thread.
looks fun. i also have a few toys. 1 dildo, 1 vibrating aneros, 1 bubble sound, and 1 set of (haegar) sounds. sadly though, no matter what i do, i still can't get that prostate gasm. woe to my gay booty. Woe unto it and the unrammed prostate within.
>>678415840
what do you do with the card? I'm asking for a friend.
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>>678416672
my guess is that the card is either for size comparison, or the brand of dildo. "blackjack" perhaps.
>>678416545
You don't have to orgasm from it to have rammed your prostate, anon.
>>678416672
>>678416819
It's just there for scale.
>>678416798
nigga, get that virus out of here. thinking we're stupid enough to follow that link.
>>678416917
im using rammed as a synonym for "fucked". i know you don't actually RAM the prostate like you want to break a castle gate. I've gotten it to feel good, but never to the point of orgasm. either my arm gets tired, or i get interrupted. every time i go to a site to find out how they always give this faggoty ass guru sounding shit. Place the fingers inside, take them out and savor the emptiness. IM TRYING TO GET A PROSTATE ORGASM, NOT BECOME ONE WITH MY ASSHOLE!
>>678417432
Either you become one with your asshole, or you bring in the bigger guns. I had an aneros but I found I need to get about six inches in, and they're too short.
>>678417770
tell me of these Bigger Guns?
>>678417770
Prostate isn't that far in?
>>678418006
I mean, ostensibly no, but I've never gotten any kind of stimulation using shorter toys.
>>678417916
>op_image.jpg
>>678418630
Same here. Supposed to be a finger length in but idk. Never hit it without using something longer.
Who here has done urethral sounding?
>>678419942
This guy >>678416545.
>>678419942
Have you?
Middle one looks like an alien probe
>>678420134
Woops, didn't read.
>>678421334
Yes. It can be very intense, but also nerve-wracking.
>>678421678
Kind of curious about it. What's it like?
>>678419942
I reverse searched the image and that guy is fucked in the head
>>678421481
It's in the mail, I can't wait to try it out.
>>678421790
at first it is a very odd feeling. after all, the only thing that passes through the urethra is liquid. it feels nice, but after the first time you do it, when you go to the bathroom to pee, gooood fucking shittyness it's gonna burn. took me 10 minutes to take a piss it burned so much (urethra was sore from taking such abuse for the very first time.
>>678423311
>feels nice
How nice
>first time
Does that go away with practice?
>>678421790
Just like people often assume that anal is always painful, when done carefully, sounding can be very pleasurable. Like anal, sometimes it's not worth the prep work.
If you want to find out what it's like, you should try it yourself. Go to an arts supply store, get a fine-tip paintbrush with a smooth handle of a diameter you think would fit in your pee hole, disinfect it with rubbing alcohol, and give it a go with some lube. Don't go too deep and make sure to drink plenty of fluids to prevent infection.
>>678423636
it does feel rather nice (if you're into it). i think the nice feeling also comes from the excitement of going where very few men have gone before. like, you've seen the hentai, you've been on /d, and after all that it's finally happening. your mind starts to fantasize about all the porn you've ever seen. you imagine what it would be like to stick a person inside there. you imagine what it would be like to get fucked in the dick, what it would be like for someone to shoot a load inside your dick.
as for the burning, yeah that goes a way. For me it burned the first time, but never again after that, and i was using a bubble sound, that shit do some shit man. especially when you see each individual bubble disappear into your dick.
i would actually suggest using a bubble sound the first time, it gives you a good metric for how far you are going. how far do you want to go in? 3? 5? 10? i've even stuck it in all the way,past all the bubbles, down to the handle, then the handle went in, then the big ball at the end that is supposed to keep it from going in. fun shit man.
>>678424606
>>678424009
Okay, maybe I'll give it a shot.
>>678424606
Bubble sound?
>>678425182
if i may suggest some preparations.
1: get sterile water-based lube.
2: get sanitizer (i prefer that hand sanitizer stuff that evaporates really quickly).
3: take it slow.
4:use a bubble sound to set your own pace. maybe go with 1 bubble first, take a breath, then another, take a breath, then another, and another, and another.
5: perv the fuck out. imagine you're in one of those cock-vore hentais. imagine the bubble sound is a person, and that your dick is eating that person. or imagine that someone you like is fucking your dick. either way, just let your mind go wild.
>>678425644
http://www.amazon.com/Bubble-Urethral-Sounds-Surgical-Genital/dp/B018XN8AF2
the one i use.
>>678425812
>5: perv the fuck out. imagine you're in one of those cock-vore hentais. imagine the bubble sound is a person, and that your dick is eating that person. or imagine that someone you like is fucking your dick. either way, just let your mind go wild.
Yeah, that part's not doing it for me. Can I just expect it to feel nice or at least stimulating?
>>678426160
yes you can. the perv out this was just to help you get into it and past the first time jitters.
>>678426341
I already shove large objects into every other hole, what makes you think that'd stop me?
>>678426438
because up until now the only thing that has ever gone through your urethra is piss. you got shit from the ass, solid food in the mouth, but only fluid in the dick.
>>678425924
I would say that the following might be a better starter kit:
Link: http://amzn.com/B00VV66OHU
>>678426709
>http://amzn.com/B00VV66OHU
i considered those, but the 1 bulge at the end doesn't really get you used to things entering the urethra. with the bubble sound you get the constant feeling of something entering the urethra over and over (10 or more entry feelings per plunge), plus the constant sensation throughout the dick. getting passed the glans is the hardest part of sounding, it's the tightest/least stretchy part of the dick.
>>678426709
i mean you can just hold it at the tip and go in-out-in-out-in-out-in-out, but you can't do that with any reliable speed. you may accidentally end up poking yourself and causing pain.
>>678427306
If someone's not sure if they want to do anything more with urethral sounding, then they should probably get a cheap set that lets them see which diameter works. If it's not his thing, then he wouldn't have wasted much money. If he thinks it's good, then I would say that the bubble sound would be a good next step.
>>678427985
i dig man, im just recommending the bubble first cuz it was the first i used. it's not too wide, and if you turn it around it's like the sounds you linked. the bubble sound was like a trial by fire for me, and let me tell you, I wanted to burn myself on that fire again and again and again.
>>678419942
>>678423311
>>678425812
i get off watching this shit, i also want to try it so bad, but im kinda scare that i fuck up something inside my dick... i dont want to end in ER i have to explain to the doctor that i stuck something inside my fuking dick for fun...
Have you had any accident doing this?
>>678428427
I had a little blood once, but I backed off and took a break from it for awhile, and since then I haven't had any problems.
>>678428427
just go slow with the bubble sound, it's small enough to not stretch the urethra that much past it's normal point, and it's big enough so you don't g. stabbing yourself on a pointy tip (i've seen some sounds that were so small that the end was like a knitting needle). sterilize with hand sanitizer to protect against infection,use more lube than you think you should, go slow (1 bubble, stop, 1 bubble, stop), and relax. also, piss and shit first, we don't want any situations that would cause you to need to rush in taking it out.
with my method i haven't had any accidents so far.
>>678429266
Okay thanks
>>678419942
what does an urethra sound like?
> lololol
>>678430429
"Horny"?
