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< 40 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak , it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
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>>678416222
sup faggots!!
>>678416352
yo
>>678415857
SAGE
>>678416695
how are you today
>>678417874
alright, just pretty bored
>>678418113
well that can always be fixed ;3
>>678418365
oh?
>>678418558
yep yep hehe
>>678418663
and how would that be?
>>678415773
Cute moar?
>>678415773
i keep thinking they are merged at the belly in chest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyt-3PIKQBQ
>>678424859
All that red made me think it was blood for a second.
So we hanging here now?
>>678426078
I guess.
>>678426198
Gracia
So are the threads getting deleted or what.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJhL3VOOatA
so we just moved to this thread. thanks for the heads up dicks.
>>678426295
Yeah, there's probably a janitor on right now.
>>678426345
Post your tits.
>>678426256
mews~
>>678416027
>>678426493
0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987, 1597, 2584, 4181, 6765, 10946, 17711, 28657, 46368, 75025, 121393, 196418, 317811, ...
Can you figure out the next few numbers?
>>678426696
514229, fucking easy. it just adds the last number together.
>>678426345
by the way. what are you doing with your job??
>>678426916
ever heard of the term "going the train" on someone??
>>678426537
I WANT TO FUCK A CAR
>>678426696
514226, 832049, 1346266, 2178315, 3524581
hey peoples
omg this song is so amazing.
This band should be so much more then they are. Im a metal head and this came up on my Hollywood undead pandora and my brandnew one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdW48xSbb9s&nohtml5=False
>>678427103
you mean a nigger train on someone?
>>678427087
it's high time i get out of the job i have with my friend coaxing me into trying straight opium. i'm gonna get me a job scooping ice cream at the beach
>>678427233
yay i'll post my tits soon please believe me when i say i own a shitphone who wants to post their tits for the first time and not do them justice.
like i said i'm quitting. reason i'm quitting is because i need to get some unpaid hours from the guy. and he's been a straight retard avoiding the subject. so i'm gonna go buy a new phone in lieu of my choice to not just fucking sue his ass.
>>678427659
Hey Jeff.
>>678427593
I know, I'm in here too :P
>>678427146
Why the fuck does Nick have a pink shirt!
>>678427762
what's up?
>>678427766
madam
>>678427721
oh. Well im a cook so getting offered drugs is a normal thing haha. Even for us 5 star 4 diamond Disney cooks.
>>678427774
Pink is manly
>>678427770
oh.
>>678427915
soup?
>>678427960
HAHA what the fuck so you could properly coke i mean cook a meal i mean teach me how to do coke and cook
>>678428149
not much. playing league
>>678427721
Sue em.
>>678427915
Cheez-its are helping my cold. Probably the constant jaw motion from crunching on them.
>>678427960
Yeah, shit's pretty common.
>>678428181
Its what I enjoy to do. Do you want to see what i make every day !!!!!!!
and i can teach both O.o
>>678428041
Nah its not. It's a conspiracy i tells ya!
>>678428411
noice. hows that been going?
>>678428415
i love cheez-its
i want popcorn
>>678428467
I wouldn't know if it is.
>>678428467
>>678428561
i happen to know that it is a conspiracy
>>678428560
They're the extra toasty ones.
This is the kitchen i work at o.o
>>678428415
he's been sued for exactly the same thing already though.
>>678428454
i'm open to some inspiration although it's 2:42 AM right now and i can't sincerely cook a 5 star 4 diamond meal.
>>678428765
that's cool man
>>678428765
Are you Asian?
>>678428692
Yeah, get the kids feminized early. less hassle when you cuck them later
>>678428765
sushi rolls?
>>678428765
Are you the old Asian guy?
>>678428782
Then he should know how it goes down already.
>>678428415
feling any better?
>>678428560
it's pretty good
>>678428758
i did not enjoy those
>>678428765
fancy
>>678428941
its a gay conspiracy to try and make more bottoms to spread the AIDS!!!!!!!!
>>678428880
Today we will learn how to make an amazing Almond brittle. and more food if yall want....
>>678428891
No that is Mr Tun, And our little ochi!!!! And no im not sushi station.
>>678429000
No but nice quads.
>>678428976
i dont do sushi.
>>678429176
go on
>>678429151
does you winning?
>>678429176
Oh okay.
>>678428976
so cute.
>>678429153
Well good for you maybe, but i want muslce men to fuck my ass not twigs.
They need to be masculine!
>>678429319
What do you eat when you're sick?
>>678429000
oh but he doesn't. it's fucked up actually he forces you to text him specifically the "hours and days" and treats it like it's on the honor system when i guarantee you no one actually does that and flubs a bunch. but i don't. never once imagined it, and i can vouch for others if your boss isn't using a clock in and clock out and you tell him "oh yeah... um... yeah...... i worked exactly 16 hours because i worked 4 days at 4 hours each" no he's not going to be paying you properly.
>>678429384
Ass
>>678429151
Eh, still have a slight fever and clogged sinuses.
>>678429153
No, kitty, bad.
>>678429176
But those are trips.
>>678429384
i didnt say i wanted the pink bottoms with AIDS though. i like men not girly gays
also hot wings sounds yummy!
>>678429558
the regular ones are best. i want some now along with iced tea
>>678429498
What the fuck?
>>678429902
Extra toasty are best.
>>678429312
I an wonnering
>>678429558
hopefully you feel better in the next couple days
>>678429223
So first of all we will need a sheet pan!!!!! any size will do because we will be making it to your thickness( because everyone like there brittle different.
For this you will need
1 sheet pan,
1 sheet of parchment (cooking paper)
A blender (or robocoope. )
2 lbs of your favorite Unsalted nuts!!!!! UNSALTED!!!!! ( i suggest almonds )
2 lbs of fine grained sugar.
3rd of a cup of cinnamonomononomnom!!
3rd of a cup of flour. ( bleached flour please. )
for the sauce!!! ( i always have sauces because i normally serve it with a goat cheese!!!!!!!
a bar of 70% chocolate.
half a cup of milk.
some red wine of your liking. add too taste!!!!!
a cooking pot.
Now how to make it all!!!!!!!
>>678429501
That would make you sicker and them sick as well.
You are yuky.
>>678429710
Ohh i could go for them. I wonder if Costco is still open.
>>678430307
If you think so
>>678430246
>parchment
>robocoope
WTF are these things.
>>678430087
>>678430087
no that's what i mean. he's actually being stolen from my coworkers on top of fucking up my pay accidently because of how he does this
>>678430425
I out a description !!! its a fancy machine in most kitchens to crush cut and mix shit together.
parchment paper is like a wax cooking paper. Its so the stuff doesnt stick to the pan.,..
>>678430087
nu >:c
>>678430219
hooray!!!!!!!
how many you win?
>>678430307
i like to make cauliflower hot wings. really yummy!!
>>678430425
Parchment paper is a baking paper you can pick up at the grocery store.
Robot Coupe is a brand of heavy duty food processors. And they are nice.
>>678430710
this is 5 wonnered's in a row
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhbuKbxJsk8
>>678430491
Yeah, its a bad system and he deserves to fail.
>>678430710
Toasty is best! Bad kitty!
>>678431153
skip to 10 min
>>678428467
fak u
>>678430597
baking paper then.
>>678430406
>League i'm sick, come over here and let me eat your ass.
>>678430597
>>678430795
why not use a hammer? seems like a expensive thing for no reason.
>>678430710
Is there chicken in that?
for the brittle. Its really easy.
-Throw the nuts of your choice into your dry blender. ( if there is any water it will ruin the mixture you are about to make. )
Blend them so it chops them up. (Do not grind them to dust. Ruins the point of even making the brittle. You want it to look nice!!!)
Once done add your flour and your sugar and your cinnamon to the blender and just let it mix it all together for you for like 5 to 10 seconds. If not mixing right, shake it all up then start it again.
Lay out your paper on the sheet pan, spread out the mixture so it is layered nicely. ( if using a larger pan, just make as much as you want just spread it out to the desired ammount. )
You want it to be about an 8th of an inch thick! throw it in your oven at 325 for about 10 minutes.
You will want it to look almost a tanish color. and all the sugar should be melted. Make sure that it is melted. (poke it with a fork on the end and if it doesnt stick its not melted. )
After the 10 minutes set it out to cool for around 30 minutes.
hello darling friends
>>678431376
hey tiger
>>678431124
weeeeeeeew! what a champ!!!!
>>678431267
toasty toast is good!!! not cheezits!!!!
snarf my head hurts what do i do whats wrong??!??!
>>678431376
no you replace the chicken with the cauliflower. you bread it if you want or not then cook till tender and toss in sauce.
