How often does /b/ shower?
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How often does /b/ shower?
Once, every morning. Twice if working out that day.
Good thread, fella.
Every fucking day. I make money. I'm not a nigger.
5 times a day
guys who don't shower at least once per day: You know it feels good right? dumb fucks
Everyday. Sometimes twice a day.
At least every other day. Typically once a day, however. If I work out that day, at least twice.
>>678407284
only when i leave duckburg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>678407374
You work out?
I'm a pervert can i see pics?
Every morning.
>>678407374
This is the correct answer.
>>678407284
When I have to leave the Hause, meaning almost daily
>>678407654
No, but I'll suck your cock if you're in the greater boston area.
>>678407284
5-6 times a week
>>678407284
define "shower"
If you mean FULL shower, then usually once every day. Depending on my totally metrically fucked up sleep pattern, however, I have been known to put it off to like 36 hours, give or take.
If I have to be out somewhere for many hours, though, and it results in me using a public bathroom (defined as any bathroom where the toilets are open, I have to go in clothed, and I can't spray the fuck out of it), add one shower.
If "shower" is more lax, in that you also count washing the fuck out of my head, hair, arms, legs, and stomach (essentially everything but my back and pelvic region), no less than 3 times per day, because I have OCD as fuck, and every time I go to the bathroom in my house, I wash my legs, hands, feet, arms, shoulders, hair, face, chest, and stomach. Also, SOME of my back. I have eczema EVERYWHERE, and I'm almost always fucking wet.
So, that definition comes from my parents and those who live with me. It's not REALLY a shower, but it's very close, and I do it every time I use the bathroom.
>>678407284
Once a week.
And I go to the gym twice a week.
>>678407284
At least once, usually twice, a day
3 times a day. Morning afternoon and night.
About twice a week maybe 3 if my teammates feed and i get spare time from rage quitting
every 2 days in winter
every day in summer
>>678407284
Every day, sometimes if I'm not going anywhere on Sunday I might skip one then.
Once a month weather i need it or not.
>>678407284
Daily, sometimes twice a day
>>678408722
Have a nice shower, Anon
>>678408722
>>678407284
Like once every other day. I never stink, I don't ever exercise. I see no point. I also rarely shampoo my hair. My hair never seems to stink, no one says anything, it's a natural grease, and it's a nice shine. I can shape my hair in so many ways.
>>678407491
>dumb fucks
You know showering everyday deprives skin and hair of essential oils right, dumb fuck? Every other day is the way to go.
>>678407284
I didn't shower for like 3 months this winter.
Didn't even smell.
>>678408722
witnessed
>>678408722
>>678408854
You went nose blind
>>678407471
really? That's intense.
Me, here:
>>678408229
also pretty intense, but in a fucked up way.
Do explain, Amoonynoose.
>>678408308
>>678408511
>>678408710
fucking disgusting...
>>678408866
dub dubs
I never bathe, bitches love my stank and it gets me pussy, money and drugs every day, sorry to you fuckers who smell like shit when you don't shower.
>>678409094
Twice a day, sometimes even three
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once every other day
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ever morning,
and by morning I mean when I wake up
and my sleep patten is fucked
so 0 to 2 times a day
Once every four days
>>678407471
shut the fuck up
>>678408974
same thing
>>678409033
What? I like the way my crotch smells.
>>678409094
you lose
>>678408852
you can shower every day. just use a very frugal amount of soap/and shampoo. dumb fuck
It's been a few weeks for me.
>>678408974
no seriously i check with others.
i ask them if i smell.
i did wash my hair though.
I recently broke a month without showering. If I don't fap too much my dick doesn't smell and my gf doesn't mind a little BO so it's cool.
Probably about once every three days.
Why so many fags showering more than once a day? Fucking pussys trying to smell nice or something?
>>678408847
>Thinking greasy hair is a plus
As someone who's hair gets greasy pretty easily it looks pretty disgusting. It's also a surefire sign that the person hasn't washed their hair in a while. You may think it's a benefit but most people who see your hair will judge you for it, of course they aren't going to walk up to you and say "Man, your hair is so greasy, it's disgusting." but trust me it's a turn off when girls see it as well.