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4chan is for lefties. You right-handed normies need to piss off.

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4chan is for lefties. You right-handed normies need to piss off.
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What if I'm dead center?
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>>678405807
>the frogs in the picture are throwing/holding rocks in right hand
>frogs in picture are right handed
>your ass just got handed to you

/thread
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>>678405904
Stay in your trap threads and everything will be fine bi-fag
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Both parties are for full blown autists. They both have shit ideals to either extreme. Also some good ones between them. How about thinking for yourself?
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>>678406040
>/threading your own comment
>not using both hands in rotation to throw heavy rocks
wew lad
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>>678406040
OP just got destroyed.
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>>678406040
You just /thread your own post, so it is entirely null and voic.
Also, you're a faggot.
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>>678406206
That's why I went independent and cut off both hands.
You righties, lefties, and bothies are disgusting mummy says
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>>678406040
>animals with two hands can literally only utilize one
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>>678406206
I was going to tell you why you're wrong, but I think I've finally given up. Just go.
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goddamn right op. murderers, rapists, niggers, and pedophiles are more likely to be right handed. can't trust a Chad righty
>reeeeeeeeeee
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>>678406040
OP is kill
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>Political parties
Kek
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>>678407125
>>678406442
Just admit you and I are samefagging this thread.
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>>678405807
Ambisinsterous master race reporting in!
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Righty here, what's wrong with us

>>678407769
>promoting mental health issues
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>>678406040
upvote
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>>678405807
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>>678408034
>>promoting mental health issues

What.
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>>678405807

The pond. We need to close it.
The bleps, they love me, but we have to close it.
Cement it up.
We don't win anymore. We need to bomb the families. We need the highscore.
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>>678408381
You ambis are all attention whores. Lefty, righty, both...fucking disgusting. Choose one primary hand like you're biologically supposed to.
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>>678408757
Sounds leik your just jelly.
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>>678409248
>implying lefties aren't master race
You and those normiefag righties can frig right off!
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>>678409248
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>>678409473
I can lefty just as much as you can and more.

Some of us are just superior beings.
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>>678409782
>lefty just as much as you can and more.
Just like a mulatto can act whiter than a liberal arts student? Or a trannie can give birth better? Fucking makes me sick
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>>678409782
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>>678406040
>>678406286
Jesus christ. Why do you faggots not know when to greentext? Fuck I'm mad.
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>>678410349
>Just like a mulatto can act whiter than a liberal arts student?
High Yellow is totes a thing, goat.

>Or a trannie can give birth better?
Futa-con 6!

>>678410659
Yes, as an Ambi I can both Jack you and finger your chick at the same time. Blow Me cooperatively with her.
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>go to Catholic school
>lefty and autistic
>hit with ruler for years when writing, drawing, etc
>no friends
>find solace in /b/
>come back years later
>normie righties and faggot bothies are everywhere
>righties think the're us
>Fucking Normies! GTFO!
>RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>678412073
>>normie righties and faggot bothies are everywhere
The word you're looking for is 'Ambi', as in 'Faget Ambies are e'erywhere'!!!!!!222211121!!!!!!112!!!!!!!@@@!
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>>678406447
>entirely null and voic
>null and voic
>voic
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>>678412366
>cancer correcting me with millenials newfag SJW slang
>RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEylylEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
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>>678412073
mfw rage
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Is this the random thread :D C: ;^)
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>>678413033
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>>>>678412833
>>cancer correcting me with millenials newfag SJW slang
I believe you mean "Millenial's", as this is a trait you attribute to them.

>Also, Gen-X master race here.
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>>678407075
>Reeeeeeeeeee
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>>678407075
Jews are also mostly right handed
>rrreeeeee
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>>678413616
Developed a good sense of your own mortality yet?
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>>678410783
>What do you mean?
>Green text is just for automatic win, No?
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>>678414079
That's low anon. He can still read your comment without glasses
>for now
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>>678414079
Eyup. Only a finite number of years before I can be done with all this.

>And yes, I choose to spend some of it here.
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>>678410783
Jesus christ. Why do you faggots not know when to greentext?
>Fuck I'm mad.
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>>678414391
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>>678412927
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>>678414391
Get the fuck out of here, you're wasting it
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>Righties cant fap and use a mouse at the same time
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>>678414966
Ambi Master Race
>Am I Rite

>amIdoin'thisright.jpg
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>>678414624
Dre is a hack.
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>>678414966
I learned to fap with my left hand for this very reason
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< 33 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak , it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
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>>678414966
I never even thought about that. Holy shit, they really are missing out.
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>>678405807
just because 4chan is full of people going to hell doesn't mean it's a place for lefties
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>>678415173
no u
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>tfw i was born a righty and the pulled my right arm out of socket during my birth
>tfw i am an artificial lefty
>tfw i belong nowhere
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>>678415220
>>678415181
>2017: Not being a righty who's learned to operate the mouse with his south paw in sou'paw mode to keep his fappin hand available.
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>>678415435
no u
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>>678415411
>>678406206
>>678405904
People read the full op any more?
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>>678415629
no u
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>>678415490
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die.
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>>678415220
it's actually pretty easy to train left hand to jerk. biggest hurdle was gaining the muscle stamina but I'm weakfag so it probably would be possible for pretty much anyone
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>>678415775
no u
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>>678415490
Thats not how right/left handedness works, faggot
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>>678415490
I'm okay with trans*lefties. I can still fap to them
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>>678415906
no u
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>>678415925
That's not how faggot/straight works, lefty
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>>678416079
no u
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>>678415503
some mice are inconvenient to move to a comfortable left-hand mouse position because of wires, and some are molded to work better for right-hand use and feel awkward for left-hand use
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>>678415925
dude, you can't just call him a faggot
>he's trans*lefty
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>>678416024
They prefer the term 'Transhanded'
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>>678416128
no u
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>>678416337
no u
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>>678406286
In rotation? They're all using their right hands. They're just rotating hands at the same fucking time? Come on, you know that'd be the first rock they went for and they went for it with their dominant fucking hand you LITTLE SHIT.
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>>678416278
Look, I'll tolerate the faggots but I'm not learning their language. I didn't learn Ebonics when BET came on the air, I'm not going to learn liberal artsese, and I'm sure as fuck goanna learn sign language
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>>678416397
no u
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>>678416744
no u
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>>678416698
>I'm not going to learn liberal artsese
I believe the term is 'Liberal Artlish'.

>WutangSign.jpg
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>>678416662
>implying they're not tired from throwing rocks with their dominant left all day
>implying the normies ever leave them alone so they can rest
Typical righty...always the victim, never the perp
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>>678416830
no u
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>>678417268
no u
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Ive said it once and I'll say it again this website has always been shit and will always be shit.
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righties, cuts, christians, Asians, muslims and women are all normies. look at the statistics anons
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>>678417311
no u
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>>678417651
no u
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>>678417395
and yet you still cum back for that sweet salty release in your mouth and that shit we spew on your chest
>you're here forever
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>>678417723
no u
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>>678417968
no u
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>>678418036
no u
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>>678417608
>How can into Christian and Mudslime concurrently?
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>>678418469
no u
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>>678414966
??
don't lefties use the mouse with the left hand?
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>>678418959
See>>678416228
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>>678418550
no u
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>>678419166
no u
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>>678417395
>getaloadofthisguy.jpg
Literally the most normie thing to say. You're probably right-handed too.

>>678418512
How globally common they are?
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>>678419196
no u
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>>678419328
no u
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>>678419268
>How globally common they are?
It's a set theory thing. Two mutually incompatible traits can't both dominate the same sample.
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>>678419268
You want proof?
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>>678419365
no u
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>>678419682
This is what, 80 proof? Bullet proof? Poof proof?
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>>678419682
this has been proven to be fake multiple times
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>>678419902
no u
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>>678419902
no u
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>>678420106
Proof or GTFO!
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>>678420168
>>678420123
u dun goofed
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>>678420106
sure sure
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>>678419682
>feeding the troll like this
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>>678420168
>no u
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>>678420518
>no u
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>>678420518
Negatory. Some other bozo-anon did.

>Also, Dre is a Hack!
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>>678420811
>no u
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>>678420766
>>678420804
... and leik this, the Magic is gone.

>Charleton_Heston_Liberty_Beach.jpg
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>>678420954
>no u
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>>678420631
>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED.
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>>678421002
I love you anon. Always remember that
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>>678421111
>no u
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>>678421113
It takes a special kind of love to dance like we did.
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>>678421111
holy shit
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>>678421111
Post like these are what /b/ was made for.
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>>678421111
fucking witnessed.
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>>678421111
Checked
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>>678421111
toasting in epic bread.
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>>678421188
I will remember it as a burst, short but intense
>I don't even like Dre that much
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>>678421111
Holy shit archived.
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>>678421111
Wow quads is going on the subreddit.
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>>678421111
greatest get of all time? Lolz
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>>678421111
quads holy shit.
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>>678421111
jesus christ someone screencap. Anon is a god.
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>>678421488
It may have looked like nonsense, but it was genuine nonsense.
>I never really disliked Dre.
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My quads silenced all you faggots.
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>>678422094
Boasting about quads, but not poasting about quads.
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>>678421835
>my nigga
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>>678421597
I'm toasting in cancer bread!
>see you queers on Reddit
>hit that mf upvote arrow
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>>678422973
just got dubs in my other thread with this, witness me since nobody's in there worshipping my dubs.
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This thread is dicks
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>>678423096
I SAID WITNESS ME YOU CUCKS
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>>678405807
Thx, OP
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>>678423163
hey, can i get you some dubs? i'll split these ones with you.
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>>678422887
>mfw when he samefagged to trigger you.
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>>678405904
Center is same as right. Anything which is not left, is wrong. Plus you stink like normie scum.
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Someone quick, post this on Reddit, screencap, save it as the game and post it here! epic win!!!!1!
>lollercaust.gif
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>>678412073
you are my brother, my fellow man
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>>678423377
Dood, unless you're like part of a Siamese twin or some shiite you can't even into 'Centre Handed'

>DIAF Bern-Vikt'em
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>>678423369
>shitposting=triggered
the ride never ends
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>>678423808
penis is center, my son
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>>678424318
Show me your prehensile wang.
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>>678424872
no u
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What is this thread about?
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>>678425407
Okay. Here it is wrapped around my torso to keep it safe while I'm not manipulating things with it.
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does anyone have humorous macros? I'm looking for funny macros
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>>678425544
The dominance of the Ambisinsterous master race.
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>>678425756
beautiful. absolutely beautiful
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>>678425896
Just means you have to jack off two minorities at once...in hell you ambistic fuck
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"Cucks, macros, and cockgirls! 4chan here! Cucks, macros, and cockgirls!"
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>>678425407
No, you
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>>678428372
no u
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>>678428442
No. You.
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>>678423315
It's all yours my friend
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>>678428495
no u
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