I need help. One of my good friends is becoming a cuckold.
So basically he's been dating this girl for a few months. It's his first relationship of significance, he really loves this girl. There was this douch-ey dude (DD) that hung out with us a year earlier, and he goes to the same party as the dude and the girlfriend.
So there, the girlfriend hooks up with DD, and they have a secret relationship or some shit (not sure of the exact details of it, but apparently something along those lines) and they eventually try to sway Cuckfriend. The GF convinces him to try an "open relationship" and that they are now polyamourous.
Oh, and the DD lives at his house now. I'm not kidding, he was couch surfing for a while and i'm assuming as a result of the cucking he thought it would be more convenient.
Cuckfriend is really complicit in everything, for the sake of being PC/faithful to gf. He is a staunch defender of any criticism to her, no comments about rape (because GF was raped I guess), and he won't tell someone to fuck off because frankly, he's a little of a beta bitch. He's a great guy though, and I do want to keep being his friend. But I just have so much issues with this... I spent the gathering where he came out about it just holding my lips.
So let's get the rundown- Cuckfriend has a GF for a bit, GF meets other loud/douchey guy, they end up dating as well, GF convinces Cuckfriend to try a polyamourous relationship. Not only does DD dominate the conversation and do things that clearly make Cuckfriend uncomfortable, he comes in, steals his girlfriend, he MOVES INTO HIS HOUSE (He asked Cuckfriend to buy more oreos, and chips, and frequently refers to it as "my house").So what do I do? I don't want to put him down hard, because sometimes i question his mental state just because of his sheer beta, and I'd like to be friendly. Or should I just give it to him, but he could always spring to his GF's defence. Or should I fap to it? The girl is kinda ugly though.
>>678403794
Dear lord please tell me this is pasta.
Why don't you move in too? lol
Honestly other anon is right. You need to team up with DD , double fuck your dudes girls with DD, move in, and be like "dude this is fucking ridiculous"
Only answer.
>>678403794
How does an ugly chicken get 2 dudes? You should just start making fun of her all the time about how ugly she is and slap her on the ass once in a while and say shit like "I thought you were fair game."
>>678404480
This!
Just because I am >>678404055
doesn't mean I can't agree with myself!
OP, do it. For the sake of your buddy. Keep him updated on the condition of her pussy. Learn to hi five DD in the most douchebagy way possible. Become close to him, and eventually lift enough to cuck HIM.
Your cuckfriend will thank you for it.
>>678403794
Post pic of grill
>>678403794
he's probably an actual cuck. If DD lives in his house, and he hasn't exploded in rage and murdered DD, it may be too late to save him
< 34 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak /b/, it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
>>678404480
This. Mother. Fucking. This.
>>678405924
Not clicking that shit nigga
>>678403794
Ask him if this situation is something his Dad would want for his son.
Or ask him if this is something his Dad would have done in his younger years.
Of course, this won't work if he doesn't hold his father in high regard or as a rolemodel.
>>678406440
Obviously not or this shit wouldn't be happening. OP fucking tell him the truth and be harsh about it. He'll either wake up and dump that slut or you lose your cucked friend.
I know the guy being referred to, it's even more than this. He wanted to wait until marriage or whatever, but once his girl met this new guy she basically hinted he had to fuck her quick or this new guy would. He got in just in the nick of time, but he's walked in on them post-screwing in the past.
I love the guy to death, but right now can't help but feel bad for him. Plus I don't want to interfere, he's been with this girl for a good couple years now
>>678407171
Post pics
>>678406824
Well it would be better if OP confirms that this is indeed the case. More details can help us form a plan of attack.
>>678403794
If he's happy, why micro-manage his fucking life?
seriously, did he ask you for help? if he didn't. stay the fuck out of his shit.
>>678407171
>>678403794
You guys are shitty fucking friends to be sitting on the sidelines without even trying to help him. You morons need to snap him into reality in the harshest fucking way possible.
>>678407398
Part of his condition is that he doesn't know he needs help.
So OP is doing him a favor.
>>678407328
I wouldn't really know, I barely know his parents.
>>678407171
This guy is legit, he's a gay friend of mine, but we're all among fags here anyways.
>>678407682
shut the fuck up you micro-managing nanny
seriously, are you god? who the fuck are you tell someone "you dont know you need help"
>>678407641
I sort of feel this is something that will self-destruct on its own though. But even though we both can tell he's sort of uncomfortable, he keeps saying that the guy is like 'more than a friend to him now'
>>678407398
That's sort of the possibility, I think we'd be there to pick up pieces if things shatter though
>>678407398
The thing is, I don't think he's that happy. We recently had a little get together and he looks pretty miserable actually. And he's acting a bit awkwardly around the other guy I feel.
>>678408105
honestly, just have a heart-to-heart and let him know you are concerned, but if he genuinly is okay with that set up, then let him be man.
>>678408193
you, also do this >>678408336
>>678407921
>I wouldn't really know, I barely know his parents.
Seems like this is a good time to try and find out. Hell, if his parents are still around, they deserve to know this shit their son is doing.
>>678408033
A better question would be, what the fuck kind of faggot thinks that this kind of activity is remotely acceptable?
Are you a cuck yourself?
>>678408033
He almost cried when I told him I found out about them fucking. He's visibly uncomfortable when we bring it up, so we try not to.
But at what point does it become our business?
I mean, we've known him much longer than the new guy screwing his gf.
>>678408458
I know his parents pretty well, and both of them are there. It's just that they let the guy move in, so they treat him just like a guest, and they're okay with the girl spending the night.
>>678403794
What's with all the fucking pro-cucks in this thread? Christ.
>>678408896
But do they know what's ACTUALLY going on?
>Not letting your GF fuck an alpha so she has healthy babies instead of your beta/omega genes.
Cuckolding is healthy for the gene pool.
>>678409109
I'm curious as well.
>>678408492
well if that's the case what goes down next kinda depends on your viewpoints on how life lessons should be handled
maybe you could speak to his...well I'm hesitant to say 'girlfriend' but she'd probably just try to fuck you guys too :D
Do you want your kid to have a small dick with a beta shit personality?
No?
Then you should support cucking
>>678409109
>>678409206
His parents don't, but his sister does
>>678409233
I would try (because there's a good chance it'd work) but I barely know her as well, only met her a few times.
>>678409316
I don't 'promote' cucking but I don't see anything wrong with it, it's sorta fun and it offers you a very specific and intense thrill you just cant get anywhere else
renaissance europeons thought it was all good fun and shit'
Anyone who thinks cucking is good (which I highly doubt is anybody), what would a normal chill dude do? I'm curious as to how this stupid fucking thing is meant to work.
So in their logic, it's fine for some guy who's just bigger than you to fuck your girl? I'm 6" and ottermode, but I'd fucking kill anyone who tried that shit on me. There's being chill and then there's being a spineless twat. Even getting your ass handed to you would be better than letting some twat fuck your girlfriend.
Furthermore why the fuck would you even want to stay with a girl that was into that? Jesus fucking christ how is this even a thing?
>>678409864
Well you better let his parents know about this shit. And have some kind of proof to back it up, if your friend seems like the type who'll deny this shit is happening right under the roof of his parents' house.
>>678410066
WoW Golly gee little jimmy you fucking teenage fuck
How is..
>Diaper play
even a thing?
>Docking
even a thing?
>Watersports and Scat
even a thing?
>Snuff porn
even a thing?
>Furry porn, Guro, Rape, Shota...
even a thing?
HEY MA I LEARNED ABOUT FETISHES TODAY
>>678410584
Do people like you read your fucking reply before you post it? How the fuck did you land at the conclusion that I don't know what fetishes are from my post? Also I'm 23. And if you want to split hairs; those things are kinks. A fetish is considered the ONLY thing that can get people off. Besides that, I'm not exactly short on kinks myself.
Also, yeah. Whatever. How ARE people into being shat on? Are you? Do you like furries?
But even that shit that you posted is at least fucking inclusive. If someone wants to get shat on, so be it. It's disgusting but at least they get to participate. What the fuck does someone get from watching some douchebag fuck his girlfriend?
Fuck, why am I even wasting my time replying.
>>678403794
dude i used to fuck ur friends girl.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>678412102
FUNNY MEME BRO
>>678403794
Beat the guy's ass or convince the friend to fuck other girls and get to a girl to move in. She has a side-hoe, he can have a side-hoe too.
>>678412102
>has a text file of pasta saved
>scours boards for threads he might be able to post it in
>copies text file and replaces key words
>sits back laughing at how funny he is
Literally worse than the banana fags
>>678403794
Sounds like the girl is a whore. Not a bad thing at all. Unless you're dating her.
Explain to your friend that this woman will never be satisfied with anything he can ever do and will turn his life into misery for the foreseeable future.
>>678409864
His sister needs to step up and defend his ass if he ain't happy.
>2016
>friends
>with a cuck
Either rid yourself of cucks in your life, or become one.
>>678403794
if you care about him boot out the DD and take his place.. also sluts who are into this kind of thing are wild in bed.
>>678407398
Sauce?
>Not supporting your G/F in her sexual exploits because it hurts your ego
What is this, 1980 where people believed satan created dinosaur bones?
It's 2016, open relationships are the future and it's progressive
>>678415360
Is this the kind of shit cucks have to tell themselves so they can sleep at night?
>>678415811
Do you want healthy children? Or do you want skrawny small dicked, fearful of women beta/omega socially inept children?
Protip: women have a natural ability to tell which males will produce better offspring than others.
>>678416129
>implying I have a small dick
It gets better. I have a fair sized dick, and on top of that, I am still white.
So you'd rather have black kids that aren't yours just as long as they had tyrone sized dicks?
I'd prefer to fuck my own girlfriend, use my own genes, which would ensure my offspring would still be white. They'd be fine in the dick department.
Just because you have a tiny dick, doesn't mean that's true for all white guys.
>>678415360
its also disgusting and full of aids and raising kids that arent yours..
>>678416129
>women have a natural ability to tell which males will produce better offspring than others
no dipshit. they ovulate and fuck anything that moves.
>>678403794
>mfw
>>678412305
This. How are you gonna let this fuck nigga do this shit to your supposed friend?
I just thought of something. Why y'all fighting this shit? Talk with friend and DD and convince them to find another chick they can both fuck. If DD can convince friend's slut and friend to participate in this fuckscapade, he can convince one more slut. Your friend and DD need to unite and double-team some bitches.
>>678418900
he seems pretty uncomfortable with the idea that he can date other chicks.
>>678403794
why are his nipples covered?
>>678419665
So he can't pinch them in an erotic fashion, anon.
>>678407398
source?
>>678419512
>678419512
your friend sounds like a colossal faggot.
>>678419512
God damn your friend.
>>678417410
>fuck anything that moves
>Ovulating human beings are the same as a cat in heat
Your opinion is totally relevant and valuable.
>>678420066
Do you remember a point where girls were grossed-out by boys?
One minute they wanna play with polly pocket.
The next, they wanna get choked and tied up and fucked.
The only reason not all girls are sluts is because of social restrictions. If they could fuck everyone, they would.
>>678420615
except they're going to pick the biggest strongest smartest most attractive one first.
Which is why the saying "white guys finish last" is a thing.
Then they decide which of those traits carrys most weight and determine who the lucky guy is.
Protip: intelligence doesn't do much anymore for a womans satisfaction, a woman could marry a poor mcdonalds nigga and still be happy with all the top tier sex.
>>678421700
I'll win this election based on name alone.
>>678421904
>>678421700
I've HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU TWO!
>>678421961
I'm getting the big guns out now!
Jeb, you're a big fat mess!
>>678421076
>a woman could marry a poor mcdonalds nigga and still be happy with all the top tier sex.
this is what cucks actually believe.
>>678422152
Guns are nothing compared to these babies!
>>678419760
i found it!
https://www.tnaflix.com/anal-porn/WoodmanCastingX.MISHA.CROSS.HARD.GANG./video1200275
>>678422340
>A woman is turned on by that skrawny nerd that spends 50+ hours away a week only making 40k salary
Vs
>That strong Dark triad mysterious man socialite at the club that knows how to dance and seduce down to a literal science.
>>678422571
literally contradicted yourself. die cuck.
>>678422811
How did I contradict myself?
>>678422571
You're either trolling or insecure af lmao
>>678423039
you're describing 2 entirely different niggas
>a woman could marry a poor mcdonalds nigga and still be happy with all the top tier sex.
>That strong Dark triad mysterious man socialite at the club that knows how to dance and seduce down to a literal science.
>>678423296
I don't see how those 2 statements contradict eachother.
>>678423296
I wonder if this cuck realizes that he is also a racist lol
>>678403794
Jesus fucking tapdancing Christ OP.
Go to your friend, tell him that this shit is crazy but if he can tell you he's really happy then you'll support him 100% and if he's unhappy, you'll help him figure out what to do 100%.
It's not that fucking hard. Be a friend. In this case, it means supporting your friend and finding out whether he's actually happy or not. If you and your other buddy have known him for so long, you've known him for long enough to actually talk about shit.
Fuck sakes.
>>678423712
>It's racist to acknowledge that blacks on average are not as smart as whites and generally under perform in terms of wealth and income.
>facts and stats are racist now
Get out you nu-male cuck
>>678403794
cucks gon cuck
bulls gon bull
get over it man
