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My girlfriend just broke up with me, I've been with her for just over a year. What the fuck do I do I feel so empty
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You're lame
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Write
"Please get me some Taco Bell, I'm so fucking hungry."
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She did the whole it's me not you deal, what the fuck does it even mean
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Women's opinion of you should not under any circumstances make you feel a less or more of a man. Their opinions and judgment are flawed and they cannot into rational thinking most of the time.

Tommorow is a new day, you'll get over it.
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Don't chase them replace them
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get som tacos bell already
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I've been there, if you love her be persistent and change your ways idiot.
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>>678403193
It means she doesn't like you.
Also, this
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>>678403383
Thank you man, I love her to bits
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>>678402561
I've been there before man. I begged my g/f for days, it sucks. Things ended up working out with my g/f and we've been together a couple years now, but I know how hard it is. Fuck the people saying you're lame, those are neckbeards that haven't had a real relationship.
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< 3 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak /b/, it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
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>>678403548
OC, btw
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>>678402561
stop being a pussy, you sound like a 15 year old on estrogen
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>>678402561
>sad polar bear emoji
op you are the girlfriend and you get rammed by her meaty cock
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What a fucking pussy. You should kill yourself
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>>678403272
Yaaaaasssssssssss
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>>678403565
She's the reason I want to wake up every morning, without her I'm literally nothing, am I being a pussy or ?
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>>678402561
Explain how you feel exactly, from someone whose never been one to give a fuck after a break up
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>>678403837
holy shit the cringe
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>>678403837
Don't threaten to hurt yourself, but persistence can make a difference.
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>>678403837
Dude. Pull yourself together. Christ.
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>>678403837
>crying in bed
What a fucking pussy
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get over it.
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>>678403837
just think about how unattractive everything youve said is
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>>678402561
this is pretty much the worst way to try to get a girl back.
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>>678403837
Just drop it dude even if she take you back it'll be a one sided relationship and trust me it's fucking lame and you'll waste you time to realize she stopped loving you a while ago
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>>678403837
Take everything into consideration, the future is unwritten, so write it you loser
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Anon, she's not worth crying over just because she broke up with you, you'll look like a beta fag. Though no one would judge you if you cried because she is dead. There's no other option, you have to kill her.
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>>678403986
I just don't know why she doesn't want to be with me anymore, I feel so empty right now
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>>678403837
That's attatchment, a form of fear and dependency. Attachment =/= Love. Move on.
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>>678403565
Or for neckbeards that know how to move on...
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>>678402561
Been where you're at but really man, don't act like such a bitch about it. Stings like a mother fucker, yes but the shit goes on. My ex and I broke up after 2 1/2 years. Shit sucked but I moved on. Now I'm engaged and just finished basic training in the navy. Shit can be a blessing in disguise. Get your shit together man
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>>678403837
You are like a fucking clingy woman. You should kill yourself for being such an embarrassment.

She will never want you back now that you said that
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>>678403837
listen bro take a breather and think about how you are looking right now, dont drag it on anymore
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>>678403837
>crying in bed

man dont make yourself look like a bitch

doesnt work, chicks dont dig it man shit aint fukkin grade school people got penises and girls like them

yours aint the only one nigga
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if dubs say, " fine, ill just kill myself. goodbye" and dont respond
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So I've basically fucked it for myself? I may aswell get the noose ready
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You should kill yourself
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>>678404170
probably because youre the kind of person who thinks its okay to text shit like youve been texting (a massive pussy)
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>>678404170
It may have to do with some difficulties that have been hurting you both so instead of havin it hurt for longer and fester, they decided to cut it now instead.
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>>678403837
P
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Y
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>>678404358
444 get
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>>678403837
Obviously being nice and begging isn't working you sound like a sad tween who just got their heart broken for the first time.

Be a complete dick and I'll bet she'll be begging for your cock
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>>678403193
It means she's met someone else.
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>>678404182
All of my this.

Nigga this isn't love, you're just a lost puppy dog.
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>>678403837
what else did she say
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>>678403837
You beta fucking cuck...I just left my wife and she didn't bitch as much as you... go fuck your cringe. .. man up tell her "so I guess you found out about me and your friend ( insert name of her friend)" them don't reply or answer any questions then go fuck another broad...
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Check muh trips
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>>678402561

dude, just a year? get over yourself man. 1 year out of your life means jack shit. Stop being so emo with the whole "I feel so empty Inside" BS. Women aren't worth the stress and depression.

I dated a woman for 2 and a half years and one day she just called me up saying she is not looking for a serious relationship and with no end game. So i replied with "Okay, thanks for wasting my time and money"

I am telling you man, don't feel bad she broke up with you. let some other guy have your used toy while you go looking for other meat to pound. That last relationship i was in was 3 years ago and since then I just try out other things. I dated some black chicks when I was feeling exotic, I had sex with a couple Asians, I got my dick sucked by a male to female transexual in a movie theatre. just forget your woman and go have fun trying to experiences. you'll only be young once; Don't waste it moping over a cunt.
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>>678403837
Accept that she is fucking Tyrone and move on
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>>678403837
Dude you gotta stop it doesn't matter what the fuck you feel. This insecurity and dependence on her is what drove her away in the first place. 1) accept that you are wrong to depend on anyone else for your happiness 2) make a decision to learn how to depend only on yourself for your happiness 3) spend some time improving yourself and making yourself happy 4) get a bitch who is so in love with the way you live life cause you're doing it the right fucking way. Them's the keys.
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Just move on, if you act like a bitch about it she will walk all over your feelings. Speaking from experience anon.
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>>678402561
What do you do when your water bottle is empty? Throw it out.
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>>678404537
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>>678404592
This guy is right.
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>>678404365
are you fucking retarded, millions of fish in the sea and you want to kill yourself over 1 breakup? she probably doesnt like you anymore because your the bitch in the relationship, grow up
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>>678404436
This^^^^^
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>>678402561
they come and go op, I had to learn that the hard way too
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>>678404494
saved
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Do the world a favor and kill yourself
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Stop being pathetic. Your insufferable need for her affection is probably what drove her away in the first place. A healthy woman doesn't want to be needed, she wants to be desired.
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>>678402561
ur a pussy op
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>>678403837
Breaking up over text?
She never loved you to begin with.
At least don't send emotional texts begging her to stay.
You'll find other women, but you won't find dignity if you stay attached to her.
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>>678402561
No easy, but just sit up straight, brah. Channel that energy at the gym; you got six years less than anyone else here. Try having her ditch you over seven years. Yank your balls back down and have some FUCKING SELF RESPECT: she broke up with you over a text message. You're BOTH young retards, so hit the gym and become a fucking ALPHA you goddamn Training Wheel.
-Shit I would've told myself
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>>678402561
i don't know what is worse -- your begging or the fact that she broke up with you via text message. sorry m8. your reaction leads to me assume she was your first, but there will be others.
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>>678404690
gratz on ruining your own relationship, man you must be hella boring.
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>>678404699
pretty harsh but this.

you are too clingy dude.

know how they tell you to just not give a fuck?

do that but dont be a TOTAL prick
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>>678404690
Grow the fuck up, you sound like 14.
Move the fuck on, she's done with you.
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>>678404690
I'm sorry op, just do you're best to get over this you'll be ok in a few days
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>>678403837
Welcome to life Ethan.
Let me guess your either 18-22.
This kinda shit happens, hang in there faggot it will get better.
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>>678404690
Face it faggot. Just move on
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>>678404773
Eh, I begged my g/f to give the relationship another chance, she finally agreed and we have been happy for years after. Granted, the breakup was due to me being an aggressive alcoholic, and i got my shit together, so that is probably a different situation than OP is in.
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>>678402561
that no please part sealed the deal. Your never getting her back. Just move on. Once you lose value as a man with a woman she will never see you in a sexual way again. Just tell her thanks for the good times and never text her or call her again. It will take a while but your will snap out of it and eventually find another gf.
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OP left cus he is crying.

couldn't take the words in this thread.

100% likely this happened.
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Why are you looking for happiness in a girlfriend, find it in yourself, faggot. No one should have to make you happy, make yourself happy because in the end, you're all you have.
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I'd dump you too.
Judging by how big of a pussy you are in the texts.
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>>678404690
tell her you are going to an hero. she will come back to you, guaranteed
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kill yourself, that will show the stupid bitch
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>>678403809
Don't you have school tomorrow fag?
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>>678404790
This guy knows what's up, listen to him
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>>678402561
You'll get over it.
My story if it works

>dumped by fiance. She cheated so she left.
>3 years later
>met qt3.14. get along. Be nice.
>2 years later bitch left me for her boss
>last week talked to a girl I used to see some time ago.
>dating again.
>She has nice hips so I get that. also she is more like me. Introverted, hates parties, likes watching horror movies.
>also her feet are very pretty and her skin is very white and she is easily a 7.5/10 ans 5 years younger than me.

I am falling for her

Thing is... tomorrow is a new day.

Bitches that dont love you DONT DESERVE YOUR LOVE.

Hang in there buddy. Even a spic like me can bang a few bitches before finding a decent girl. Hang in there.
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Fucking pussy op
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dump her nudes, will make you feel much better
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Well thanks for cheering me up guys.. Idk what to feel right now, and yes she was my first girlfriend, this has never happened to me so idk how to react
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You sound like a fucking girl. Stop begging and move on, faggot.
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>>678403837
im a girl and even i think youre being a fucking pussy
write a book on how to not get a girl back ill give it 10/10
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Lol get rekt, asshole. I'm glad she broke up with you. Probably for someone who is more better looking, to. Stay in your fucking lane and date below you.
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Hopefully OP an heroed
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>>678405322
Considering it
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you're lame

stop thinking about it first of all

live your life like wtf
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>>678405404
you should, it looks like no one wants you tbh
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>>678405404
For the love of Satan do it
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>>678405404
Stop pretending to be me
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>>678405404
don't do it over some girl faggot its not worth it
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>>678405404
go to therapy man please. it's not healthy to feel this way about a breakup.
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>>678405404
aren't we all
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>>678405264
lmao, your first gf? This is how first relationships always end. It is part of growing up. Now quit being a bitch and better yourself and find more girls. You will thank yourself for not acting like a pussy 5 years from now.
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>>678405404
don't consider, just do it!
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Ethan, stop it. This chick sounds like an autist, not to mention she says she has no emotion, FUCK HER, what a cunt! Stop being such a beta fag and let it go. No bitch should be your reason for waking up in the morning. Know why? Because sooner or later they all end up treating you like Amy is right now, Only advancing your life should be the reason you wake up everyday. Trust me /b/ro tell this bitch to fuck off, then tell her you've been texting with another chick for a couple weeks, that will make her head explode.
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>>678405649
top kek
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>>678405578
Whiteknight faggot. You should kill yourself too
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>>678404170
She wants a man. Not you, Ethan.

A man.

A cringeless man.
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>>678404579
There wouldn't happen to be a sauce on this? :^)

Also, grow the fuck up OP, go out and revenge fuck some sluts or something.
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>>678405687
this op.
do this, and show us
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seriously theres a thread like this every week, if not every day. Welcome to the dating world. Man the fuck up. We're all on the same fucking boat.
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Ethan pull yourself together. Say fuck it and move on its gonna be hard for you but you'll become a better person in a few weeks
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>>678405264
lol under aged fag gtfo
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>>678405860

I bet she'll want me back seeing me in a box being lowered into a grave.
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First time sucks dick
Just wait till life gets even worse!
Weeeeee
It's like a ride
Of misery and despair
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>>678402561
Learn from this pain OP. Do not dwell on it. Accept that you still love her as she was. Accept that she will never be that person again. Accept that you will never be that person again. We die every second of every day, replaced by a version of ourselves that is either better or worse than the one who came before. Will you be the better or the worse?
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OP, you're omitting parts of the convo! show all, I want to be entertained by your misery
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>>678406229
Probably worse
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Congrats Ethan, you're about to discover "MUSIC" and identify with it...
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drop dead, that will show the cunt you still care.
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Jesus cocksucking Christ OP, how much of a beta cuck are you? no wonder she's leaving you, you're gonna cry in bed and kill yourself. fun fact bud: chicks don't like faggots who spend all their time sobbing like a bitch. now grow a pair you stupid fuck.
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>>678406195
no she won't actually. prolly just prove she made the right choice hero
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You're digging your own grave here bro

You need to get over her, it will be difficult but time heals all wounds
Drink a lot, cry a lot and fuck as many bitches as possible
It won't help you at first but it will eventually

If after an extensive period of time you aren't over her then kill yourself
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>>678405578
Go back to r9k faggot
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>>678403593
fake and gay or no virus?
someone with anti virus check pls
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>>678406344
Then I hope the next you does better. Be true to yourself, or whatever that means.
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>>678405875

I Do not have Specific sauce on the video anon, but her name is Maserati. best Black tits in the business.
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>>678402561
LOL
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>>678406444
checked and this anon is right.
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>>678402561

Okay, first of all man, stop messaging her. Right away. Full stop.

Be okay with that. With the possibility of never seeing or talking to her again. It's over.

But look on the bright side. I've been with my gf for over 3 years and I hate it. I'm going to break up with her next year. I'm 30 and have to plan this shit out now.

You're obviously young. There's better pussy waiting for you out there, trust me.
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>>678406195
she will, 10/10 dating tip.
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>>678405270
Tits or gtfo
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Fagit
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>>678406613
Go to bed newfag
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>>678406687
Dude as another guy in his 30s that feels the clock ticking if you want out don't wait a fucking year. It isn't fair to either of you.
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>>678404249
This bruh
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>>678402561
She's probably fucking somebody else. Or maby she just wants to break up with you to clear her conscious so she can start fucking somebody she's interested in. Its very likely one of those 2 scenarios.
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>>678406639
True /b/ro here. Thanks anon.
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>>678404690
>I dont feel anything anymore than about like most things
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>>678402561
fill that emptiness with MUSCLES!
Tim to hit the gym my dude
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>>678405270
Show us them titties girl
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>>678405404
if you're gonna do it livestream that shit come on man
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hello i am mr allah paki bashi and i have gud offer r u

4500$ and I put wife in the curry

wat u say?
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>>678402561
OP, don't ever let a bitch define you. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
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>>678402561
Its gonna suck for a couple weeks. Maybe months. But it'll get better, you'll realize shes not the center of your universe anymore.
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>>678407008

Yeah, she's definitely culled another stud from the herd.
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>>678403837
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>>678404704
Sadly id agree with these guys. Most times when chicks pull that, its basically an excuse to cover for the fact they have been talking to another guy which they like more now. That way, they don't look like a bitch when they leave you and all of a sudden meet someone else.
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>>678406639
Found the video in case you wanted it.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=774321290
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dont try to guilt her into staying with you by implying that you're gonna kill yourself. you're not gonna kill yourself you fucking pussy. Whatever you had with this girl is over. Get over it, and move on. You'll be doing yourself a big favor.
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OP I got the relationship advice for you. You need to tell her you'll be a Cabbie.

>but wait

Just not any cabbie. You'll be a ghost cabbie who goes around picking people up. You'll drive them the route you died on because of this slut Amy. If they don't answer your riddles, you kill them in a reenactment of your death; a fiery cabbie explosion.

However if they get the riddles right, they live. If they get them right, you can tell them about that bitch Amy.
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you can find a good opium sub product by popping some DF118's

this is the first stage of a man who has been cast aside like offal
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>screenshot of Kik convo
Please OP don't tell me it's a kik hoe you fell in love with. Please.
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>>678406229
Probably go fuck yourself. Owned
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post pics OP. she ain't your girlfriend anymore so your obligations have been nullified.
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>>678406687
Planning on breaking up with her in 8 months. What kind of beta fag are you?
That's the dumbest thing I've read on /b/ all night. And I've been on here a while.
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She did say that someone else liked her but I just shrugged it off, maybe that's why she wants us finished? Idk anymore
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>>678407515
This. Trying to gulit somebody into staying with you is the faggiest, neediest, most annoying shit in the world. If you really want her back, you should act like you don't give a fuck. Begging makes you look like a weak little bitch, and is probably the biggest turn off in the world for a female. Her pussy is like the Sahara desert right now, assuming some other cuck isn't balls deep by now.
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Nobody wants to love u Ethan
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OPEN get back at her with the D.E.N.N.I.S System
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>>678407908
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>>678403837
Youre being stupid breaking up over text. Other than that nah.
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>>678402561
>omfg please

I cringed hard. So fucking beta.
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>>678408168
So shes single now right?
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>>678408195
I think she is breaking up with him over text. He asked her to call him.

don't worry OP I got over my first love and you will too. Just meet another girl on the playground during recess. 4th grade can be hard.
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>>678408168
nothing of value was lost
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>>678408380
I guess so
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>>678408168
does she have a kik, skype, phone number, etc? I'd smash
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>>678408195
He's one of those milleniums or whatever the fuck. What do you expect this isn't the 90's he can't page her from a payphone.
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OP Please don't take these faggots seriously, you're probably getting more pussy than all of us combined.
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>>678407908
that doesnt mean he is obligated to post nude pics of somebody he knew personally without their consent. thats called breaking the law and I will absolutley report any replies that exasurbate the above
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>>678408519
shes certainly available!

KEK
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>>678407695
You glorious mother fucker. I just nostalgia'd bigtime
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>>678408619
go ahead
>I double dare you
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>>678408519
Ya I am sure she is just down the street from you and would love to meet a stranger from the internet after dumping her pussy boyfriend who she probably knows uses this fucking site.
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>>678402561
didnt i used to fuck ur girlfriend?
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
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wassup /b/ros
kissless virginfag here
so this chick im real into asked me if i wanted to tag along with her and a couple of friends to a casino (in another state) tomorrow night
ive never ever ever been on a date before or anything close to a date. i told her id go but now im having doubts as i am super awkward in social situations and always make myself look retarded.

i really really need some advice/support here
thanks bros

pic related is her
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>>678408168
Other pic was not me. OP here this is her
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>>678404170
Youre an insecure weak little faggot. Women want a man who doesn't break under pressure. You just proved yourself to be a cowardly pussy. Especially the threatening self harm bit. Face it, you will never fuck this girl again.
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>>678408766
ask her to bring you taco bell.
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>>678408834
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>>678404148
This so much
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>>678408720
done and done

last time I did this it worked greatly.
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Thank you once again guys, I'm gonna go now, probably drown in alcohol or something, see you guys on the other side
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>>678409020
>crosses legs and waits
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>>678404592
10/10 life advice
This man is too good to spend his time on /b/
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>>678408834
Holy fucking hell 1/10
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>>678408766
Make sure you aren't sober. Like, get as fucked up on alcohol and/or uppers as possible before you go to the casino. Its foolproof, really.
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She's seeing someone else bra
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Hey man. I'm gonna impart some advice on you. Delete her off any and every social media. Grab all the money you can spare, invite friends out and go to a pub. Have lots of pints. Talk to your friends. You'll realize that you're more than just a bitch who doesn't want you
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>>678408749
I will never ever get tired of this pasta
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>>678408766
Best advice I can give you, bud, if you do end up going, is this:
Go out. Have a good time. Try not to be too awkward but if she's invited you, she wants you to be there. It's a casino, have fun. Don't blow all your cash, know when to stop, because I'm sure her and her friends might pressure you into losing a bit. Just enjoy the night. Don't force anything with her, just enjoy the time.
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>>678408834
FUCKING KEK please tell me this is real OP and not a troll?!?!?!
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>>678406888
I am near 40 and dunno what the fuck to do. Sex aint doin it for me no more. In a relationship for 4 years and sex for me is a fucking chore.
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>>678409098

you spoke too soon muahahaha. op is done with this thread. dont you know that im a janitor here
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>>678405404
Youre letting a connection decide the end of your life? Out of literally billions of people on earth? fucking kill yourself we dont want you in our gene pool
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Break all contact for the next month. Start talking to her a gain casually when you feel like it afterwards.
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>>678409106
>>678409295
Fuck off. She was my FUCKING LIFE
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>>678409396
>proud of being a glorified hall monitor
>SMDH
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>>678408834
Bro... She's balding...
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>>678409436
He doesnt want advice, he wants people to say "poor anon"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1WFEFb3Q18&nohtml5=False
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>>678409517
and youre a glorified ranter
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>>678409200
Really faggot?
Cause the first time I saw that shit tonight I was sick of it. Worst pasta there is.
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>>678402561

Get a hobby and a real identity.

Seriously if a boyfriend/girlfriend or anyone else is your entire life, you're never going to make it.
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>>678409482
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>>678409731
Ok?
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>>678408834
We have been succesfully duped
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>>678402561
Be like Amy "look at what you did too my choo choo train"
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>>678409683
unleash your janitor privileges on me
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>>678409382
I suffer from the same problem very early in a relationship. Usually after about 4 months my eye starts to wander and I fell like I am done with the girl. I still connect on every level, but I have trouble wanting to fuck the same pussy everyday.

Probably why I am 34 never married with no kids and just dozens of relationships that last only a few months.

In my 20s I would have been like "awesome anon - no kids and fuck bitches" in my 30s I am like "fuck I need to find a girl I can wife and be happy with"

Seems like everyone gets to have that but me.
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>>678405537
Lmao kek xD
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>>678409609
Bald girls need love too faggot.
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Your not going to listen, but I'll try anyway. There is not a woman on the planet other than your mother worth shedding tears over. Females naturally have no loyalty to anyone other than themselves. Which mean you, in return, can't be suprised/upset when they show no loyalty to you. Scrape yourself together, and move on. She's not worth your time.
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>>678409848
again I already have.
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>>678409482
Dude she's a fucking mess. I would literally slam my cock against the toilet seat for an hour before I would fuck that.
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>>678408834
Now I know you're baiting.

>>678409891
>stop that.
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>>678410003
He don't notice you did anything because janitors have no real power.
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>>678409879
35 year old in the same position. Stop basing your self-worth on the women you fuck and get some damn interests.
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>>678409655
No way to help him then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E&nohtml5=False
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>>678410003
what the fuck did you do? rat.
well looks like the mods said fuck you
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>>678410130
>how do i type in green?
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>>678402561
We've all been there man, those breakups are hard. They're shitty but they happen to the best of us
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>>678402561
>just over a year

dude, stop being a little bitch. A year isn't long enough to really know a person. You didn't love her, you were infatuated with her. Move on
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>>678410149
I agree to a point with what you say and it is comforting to know other have the same situation. But for me I worry I will just be on this train alone and that kinda sucks.

Don't you worry that it is too late? Two of my brothers got married and started families at like 21. My sisters were similar. But for me it is just one failed relationship after another.

Something always goes wrong. I got dumped almost exactly a month ago after a 6 month relationship. I am sick of this shit.
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Just rape her like a normal human bean
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Op, are you still here? Why did she break up with you.
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>>678410566
divorce rate is 60%. 50% within the next 3 years. Just sit back and wait, you won't be jealous no more.
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>>678410668
Rape doesn't exist dumbass ;)
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>>678410566
Why base your self worth off some bitch? Don't get into a relationship, and just go fuck whores.
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>>678410708
cos he's a complete beta faggot, didn't you read those texts

she found someone who can make her moist and so she hopped on to the next branch, life as usual
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op im 20 now but I had like 14~ of those relationships, like 5 of them were 6+ months, you get over it. women mean nothing anymore to me, I wouldn't fall again unless it was a literal 20/10
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OP is literally a feminine penis.
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>>678410212
you dont know shit about what the mods said. and for your genious mind, last time this happned and I reported, the images were taken down shortly after
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>>678410566
Too late? I don't want kids and I certainly don't want to spend decades with someone I grow to despise. Stop trying to do what you think society wants you to do. You only get one life nigga.
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Since OP is not looking for advice, I guess I can. I am currently in a friends with benefits thing with an older woman, I am early 20's she is earl 40's. Now we both like each other plenty. Hell she probably feels stronger than I. She just recently separated from her husband, which gives me reservations, but so does the age gap. Do you think I should wait till after they fully divorce and see how it goes then, because I do not to be with someone who is married. Or anything else?
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=tonic+if+you+could+only+see&nohtml5=False
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>>678411075
this guy gets it. Get a small farm, get a dog, life is great. The other option is give away your privacy, sleep, love life, hobbies, ... just to get divorce raped.
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>>678410720
This is really the only thing that keeps me from really letting this get to me. My friends that are my age are now all divorced and many fighting over kids and shit.

My parents divorced and it really fucked me up. Probably why I didn't get married the times I was somewhat close in the past.

>>678410828
Sex is not a driving factor for me. There is nothing, and I say nothing including drugs, money, whatever that I have had/tried that compares to meeting a woman and connecting and forming a relationship. I don't care what anyone says it is our purpose for existence.

Plus I hate paying for parking much less sex.
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>>678411146
just do it
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>>678411306
>My friends that are my age are now all divorced and many fighting over kids and shit.
well is this what you want? You said your parents divorced, remember that hell? Why do the same to your own kids, you know they'll become fucked up from it as well. Might as well settle for serial monogamy seeing as that has become the norm now.
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>>678411268
I had an uncle who never married and did exactly that. He lived to be pretty old for my family (like 80+) and died with a bunch of cash in the bank.

He died alone. His obit was the shortest in history. No kids, no wife, nothing. Just him and the farm.

When I was younger I wanted that, but not anymore. I want someone to share life with and grow old with.

Just gotta keep looking...
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>>678411146
No run the fuck away. Pump and dump trust me this cannot end well given the age gap. Women only get more unbearable as they get older.
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>>678411375
You're saying disregard anything and get in a full relationship with her, even though currently the friends with benefits thing is working? And even though she is still married?
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>>678411776
no I'm saying you should fuck her, not have a full relationship. Don't be silly
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>>678402561
Break up over text? What is it fucking summer already? Mods get this 15 yr old faggot out of here. The shit posting is giving everyone cancer.
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OP, as much as it hurts you need to walk away. It will just get worse for you and her. A guilt trip on your part wont work. It will only postpone the inevidabe. Cherish the memories and just try and end it on a good note. Stop texting her. Turn your phone off. Watch your favorite porno. Take a walk. Go get some ice cream. Do the things that made you happy BEFORE you met her. I went through a bad breakup. Found out she cheated on me the first night i asked her out, plus other times. I was crushed. I started working more and more and my job. 3 years later i work 7 nights a week. Have a day off like every other month if i want. Saved up a lot of cash. Still single but i can live with myself everyday. Just have to keep your mind busy
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Who cares. Seriously. There's always a better boner taster around.
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>>678404592
I've done all but #4
Last chick I dated cheated on me and then I simply broke up with her. Gave no fucks after a few minutes and continued with life. Now she "still wants to be friends" but I don't really play that game

With all that free time I've tried new shit like blacksmithing. It's pretty neato
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>>678411721
Of course not, but I do see the other side. One of my brothers locked down a hottie at 21 had a couple kids and they couldn't be happier. Even took in this kid whose parents weren't taking care of him. I want that.
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>>678411771
She is very nice to me, very supportive of any decision I make, she just really wants this to be more than what it is now.
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>>678411768
>implying people stay together for a lifetime
>implying married people with kids don't also die alone stuffed away in some elderly home
>implying that they're both your kids and not only her kids

you're delusional
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>>678412066
then adopt or get a surrogate. I'd say adopt, plenty of kids who need love
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>>678412113
Tell that to this guy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Zachary_Turner
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>>678409823
Is that catsup?
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>>678412113
yup, she wants
>financial security
>an emotional tampon for now
>a potential future sap she can leech from

I say go for it, but wear a condom and don't let her move in
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>>678402561
lmfao nice fucking panda emjoi bro
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>>678412515
smart man right here

any tips? I'm still kicking off from the beta after having been committed for 5 yrs
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>>678412124
People do stay together for a lifetime.
If you have kids and raise them right they will be there for you when it is time to punch out.

>>678412269
oh fuck no I am maybe getting ahead of myself I actually don't like kids. I am just saying that to be in a position of having to even make these choices with a woman would be great. Something I haven't gotten to experience before. Mine have only been what kind of apartment should we get or where should we go on vacation.
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>>678402561
Op not one faggot has answered your q. Here's what you do. Find some friends, some sort of support system. For a long time you've probably been looking to this relationship as motivation for getting shit done in your life. Whether it's true or not, Now is when you need to find out why you want to do the things you're motivated to do you already had the what while you were with her. Find out why you have the plans you have now and run with it. Never let go of the why, because the why will take you to the when. And When you get to Where you're going doing What you love doing you'll probably find that the person you're Who you're meant to be with will be there.
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>>678403593
>>678403593
Such a cancerous fag
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>>678412515
This anon gets it.
I really don't understand what's so hard to fucking grasp about this
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>>678402561
KILL
KILL
KILL
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>>678412716
yeah what you want isn't the same as what 75% of women want bud. Just lie to them while always having a backup plan, and preferably backup girls
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>>678412515
>>678412832
But why do they like being treated like shit? Makes no sense.
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Just find a new one
/thread
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>>678403837
Good reason to leave this thread goodluck betta mate u lost her anyways aint no returning back
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>>678412475
I don't even have a job right now lol. I mean I looking but it is difficult because I am trying to find a job where I do not have to stand on my leg or use it too much. I have a cyst in it and blah blah blah pain all the time.
>>678412327
I can't he is dead. Also, I saw part of that but could not finish because of those feels.
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>>678403837
i remember once upon a time i was a cringe beta faggot like this. it is hard to imagine how i couldnt see what a pathetic cunt i was
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>>678402561
/sigh.. i really want to berate you on how much of a pussy bitch you are, and doubly so for showing your beta-ness here on /b. But I remember being a young insecure dumbshit like yourself once upon a time, so I won't.

Man the fuck up, throw some dirt on your vag, take a shower, get dressed up, go to a club or a strip joint, get laid by some strange and move the fuck on. There will be others, and you'll probably go through this at least once or twice more. It's a part of growing up.
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>>678403593
virus
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>>678412938
they test you into submission because they want someone who they can't get into submission. Someone with a spine.
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>>678404690
if you want her to feel emotion, tell her okay and start banging other chicks, she will come running back
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>>678409382
You sound like either a fat gaylard or a complete idiot. But most likely both. You're almost 40 and you still haven't learned anything? Seriously .... Fuck.
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>>678413043
lel guess you're just her boy toy then. Also fun, just stay away from the feelz
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>>678402561
Murder suicide is the only logical answer.
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Post more cringe conversations OP
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>>678409396
Hey guise look I found a newfag
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>>678413188
they eat this up. Women always want what other women have
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>>678412933
I don't think that is correct. We are wired to find a mate and start a family. My whole life I thought that was bullshit, but with each passing year it became more and more obvious that it is true.
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>>678412041
Kindly shut the fuck up and get your stupid ass back to 9fag
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This OP bitch
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>>678403593

so fake.

so gay.
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>>678411950
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>>678413424
there's a difference between procreation and starting a nuclear family. gotta take culture into account, and the current culture is that a kid is likely to be raised by a single mom.
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>>678404690
Either you are over attached or she is has shit communication skills and decides to break up with you instead of fixing the problem.

But maybe there is no problem and she just met another guy or she is a psychotic unpredictable bitch.
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>>678413263
Again, she does want something more and brings it up whenever I am sweet to her or something. We still go on dates, but to keep it fair since we are just friends I buy one she buys one
. She has no problem driving 30 minutes to my house and I have no problem going to hers.
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>>678402561

By text? Really?

Good riddance man. Plenty more pussy out there.
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>>678413775
well then in her eyes you're a boy toy AND a potential sap she can leech from in the future
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Shit op. You're saghetting so hard right now. Text her again and say something like "hey Sasha (or some other girls name) Amy and I are done for real now, want to pick up where we left off last month? Then wait and say oops wrong number. It will make you look less beta
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>>678412515
Hey guys look how cool I am. I fuck these 3 bitches I got all da time. You gotta believe it man I'm telling the truth. Look at me. LOOK. HEY LOOK!!!
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Dude dont even trip. I understand its a year long relationship and all but like what you need is a good fuckimg nap or something. Keep your mind off it honestly. It might be hard but you can do it. Trust me
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>>678403837
This happened to me a while ago. We made up now though--sorta I'm not letting her off the hook just yet. But I sent cringy stuff like this while venting to my bros, not to her. I dont mind my bros thinking im a weak beta fag, but dont say it to girls.
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>>678413931
shut op omega, you're better off listening to what he has to say
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>>678413636
>dear diary, today I watched a dog suck it's own dick
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>>678414098
could be worse
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tell her you fucked her mom and never talk to her again
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>>678403193

It could mean any number of things. I've used that line before to mean "I don't know what's changed but I no longer feel the same way about you".

You're gonna feel shit for a while. Embrace it. Then get over it. You'll find someone better.
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>>678402561
haha begging a girl is literally the biggest turn off to them. The only right answer is to force yourself to be really chill, like it doesnt bother you that you broke up, even if yo nigga ass crying, don't show any emotion besides happiness and then suggest being fwb still and just hang out as friends because you have fun together, blah blah. In a few months she'll want you back because you've changed and been so cool. But no, fuck other girls and tell her when she wants to try dating again.

play the long game, keep your dignity and crush the hoes.
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>>678413673
For some but I am educated white upper middle class with decent genetics. I had made good choices and when I didn't I was able to learn from my mistakes. People like me are what society needs.

Fuck I am gonna start to sound like a fucking emotional pussy soon like OP.

>>678414098
just another day on 4chan

tomorrow you will probably see that same dog get his dick sucked by some chick.
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>>678412570
Was this meant to be ironic, cause John Wayne was one ignorant mother fucker. Pilgrim.
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>>678414158
Fair enough. Could be a beta fuckstick like OP but I'm not
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All these fags in this thread trying to give advice. Murder/Suicide is the only choice Op.
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>>678405270
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>>678414032
You're a dumbass. Must be samefag
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>>678414333
>>678414177
DUBS COMMAND IT
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Op not joking go find a bitch tomorrow. Post pics she will freak the fuck out. Not joking 38 years in this earth I know a few things.
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>>678414234
I'm sure you have confidence in yourself, so do I. But can you put confidence in a woman who grew up in the West? I mean you can try, but I don't like those odds. Slaving away for years for something that can be taken away as she cashes out? No thx. I'll take the farm and dog. I'd rather be lonely in my own house
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