VOCAROO THREAD BOYS
Post you voice, take anons request, do whatever
vocaroo.com
Taking Requests, I guess:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ATzdM3JrCn
bump
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tj4kqNolAH
YELL DEAD THREAD
>>678396652
Say this
"MODS MODS MODS"
>>678396889
I knew this was coming eventually.
Got my guitar set up.
Anybody got requests?
>>678397110
https://youtu.be/BgwkEteNgOg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jakzjDeNTh
>>678397045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fAx5bPfabQ
>>678397110
Pls kill yourself
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hTw2Aa5HyQ
>>678397110
Play the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers theme?
Say this
"Check'em"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rcE3dea50y
/thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nprx4hzqIA
ihave thissongstuck inmy head all day .
>>678397365
>Mighty Morphing Power Rangers theme
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BVxviBx1kZ
Best I could do
>>678397110
Play "Never Gonna Give you Up."
Gimme Gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints,
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
THat puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my hearts desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers;
Never forget my chicken tenders.
>>678397944
I keep forgetting what that song is called.
>>678397987
Did you really say that to me, you little shit? I would have shut the hell up if you knew who you were talking to. I am a secret spy working for the US, Canada, the UK, New Zealand, Australia, Germany, and France. I have killed 576 people and counting, I am the best assassin in the entire NATO alliance. I have killed Saddam, Gaddafi, Kim Jong Il, and Osama Bin Laden. Even though this is secret information, I have even killed the leader of ISIL. I could slay you in 941 different ways, that’s only using eating utensils. I have rigged 14 elections across the entire planet, and I have even gave Obama a second term even though Mitt Romney actually won. You wanna actually be a survivor? Then don’t call me a “Faglord lol”. You realize I know gorilla warfare, and have been trained perfectly, My target practice is a can of Sprite at 3 miles away, that’s with only a M29 Satan revolver. You have sealed your fucking fate, shitbag, if you knew who you were talking to, I would tell a stoneworker to build a tombstone. Your worthless speck of mortality known as your life is nearing it’s end. I will take your car, and mess with the lock to the door, it won’t explode, but you will flip the fuck out. You will drive down the street with a black van following you, just to boil your blood. Once you get to your job, you will sit down and relax. Then, when you least expect it, I will shoot you from the next building over using a .50 Caliber Intervention Sniper Rifle. Just as easy as that. You’re fucking screwed, cunt. You can’t run or hide. My network has already traced your coordinates. Prepare for the shitstorm bitch.
>>678397110
Try playing this: https://youtu.be/udc701ZyM3o
>>678397045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16d6mpiiZoM
>>678397898
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0et83wfNFPq
>>678398260
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BVxviBx1kZ
itscalled salel al sawarim
and btw i just singed the legit lyrics in arabic
>>678397987
>not Power Rangers
>mfw
>>678397898
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dqtnl8q5vi
>>678398550
Thanks!
>>678397601
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h1Ksysk5Ws
>>678398191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1woUlfHWo7Z
There you go
>>678398914
>started off AMAZING
>not full theme
>mfw
Please sing this
"I was walking through the jungle with my cock in my hand
I said hey motherfucker I'm a jungle man
I looked up high, and what did I see?
A god damn nigger trying to shit on me
So I turned my cock to 90 degrees
And I shot that nigger right out of the trees
I went round the corner to see what I could see
A hundred naked ladies just waiting for me
I fucked 98 'till my dick went blue
So I lay on my back to fuck the other two."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BVxviBx1kZ
>>678395727
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SgShqISPBG
fuckin around on a 2/4 size acoustic from walmart
lol
<---- this is too loud for now
>>678398479
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05ioTP4E0NO
Tried by ear
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0URLABkcftZ
>>678399481
I tried to sound really poetic.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e7aid9tuzD
Please say "You have contacted technical support. This is Bob Johnson speaking, how may I help you?" in your best indian accent.
>>678398197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x2X46n9Kpp
This was fun. I may try recording in more of a kid voice or something else if anyone is interested.
>>678399702
That was good.
>>678399481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cLauBCIp0a
>>678400020
Awesome! Thank you!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WuZ8PktBgl
something i recorded
RATE
>>678398197
Bruh I got you with some fire
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04jtn0N9XyK
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EIzynJItEX
>>678400726
Noice Skype Call
>>678400436
Don't mention it. This is actually my first time doing requests, so I'm kinda a noob at this. I try to go for the stupid shit, know what I'm saying?
>>678400664
lit af homeboi
>>678400664
Supa hot fya
>>678400664
Fucken top notch!
>>678400664
I FOUND MY NEW RINGTONE
Requesting someone to say, "ITS MORPHING TIME!"
>>678400664
spit more dope ass fire
do it /b/ro
>>678401669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rs98RC0wfv
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cYXMgybhMb
Requesting "It's Morphine time, Sexual Tyrannosaurus!"
>>678402389
Just hang out anon, enjoy anons vocaroos
>>678402502
Alright.
I'll be here for any requests that wont involve screaming.
>>678401669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05AmWFIolxh
>>678402769
topkek
I love how these threads are usually empty when it's just random anons, like myself, doing stupid shit.
But when a loli voice anon comes on, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE AT EVERYONE SUDDENLY JOINS THE THREAD.
>>678402762
Say d6fdasfsdv8w4rt435vxcjvw45%92sdfsdt35*
>>678403082
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I5QEpFNgix
< 4 > Girlfriend has cheated on me after 5 years. Time to pay her back https://hive.am/vxjM9 Enjoy this leak /b/, it has 3 videos of this bitch. Will remove it in a few minutes
"Sexual Tyrannosaurus!"
>>678402420
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TEtEDnUahb
>>678403069
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eB328KBz0y
I'll take requests
>>678403900
Please say "I Have Autism" 31 times
>>678403900
/thread
>>678404069
Read out the links to every vocaroo made in this thread before your post
>>678403069
Pretty much
>>678404277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06XYDg7eVST
Please someone say
"MGTOW is for cucks"
I am ready to accept the death of this thread.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hffEW0PVfr
Also a lil sick and high
>>678404780
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FElxPZYtpl
>>678404825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mK3DdspRA1
>>678405006
Thank you!
>>678404680
Funny, thanks.
Someone give me song to sing
>>678405241
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hffEW0PVfr
What? you got request buddy?
>>678400664
Killed it.
>>678403786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fotXdlnuBh
>>678405202
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I5QEpFNgix
Anybody can say:
Hayzen is a faggot
plz sing HBD song for me.
this year i am alone again
>>678405341
Hey, hey.
No way, no way.
It's OK, OK.
Like any day, you say
A bird in the hand can always be
And has to be, you have to see
Worth as much as belief is
Otherwise, i just might jizz
on a communist, and you know
the deserve eternal snow
not a joke, not not a joke
it cant happen, don't breath smoke
>>678405799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z1yKkAAUvF.
Good enough, or more hte? Not sure why mic quality is potato when I use vocaroo
Anyone say "I am Chocolate Chip Cookie Chan's ex-lover. Her penis is too damn big!"
>>678397455
kek
>>678405812
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U6pzFX9QVQ
>>678406194
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G3FnJzMKSg
Changin it up for variety
>>678406057
thanks, probably try to change your mic setting in vocaroo, just right click, settings and go to mic
>>678405006
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bO9aXtxWQN
>>678400664
wtf is this OC on /b/ ?!
>>678404125
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DPWQksNq7p
>>678406194
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yrhpp824Sn
>>678406590
yep, its not the first time either
Want me to say anything that is short? My accent is bad i think
>>678406575
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LaFD1dorQk
>>678406649
Thank you so goddamn much, I'm laughing my ass off at all these...
Saving this for sure.
>>678406669
Brilliant, I love this! Thank you!
>>678406649
quality range of voices
good shit
(number 17 was pretty funny)
>>678407318
0:22 was the best.
>>678407318
>>678407556
Best is where he's dying from a terminal case of autism at the end.
>>678407819
Man, this is going to be the best thing to reply to shitposts with.
>>678406911
>>678407318
>>678407556
>>678407819
>>678407972
Glad you muhfuckas enjoyed it.
I NOW DECLARE THIS THREAD DEAD
>>678408795
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HcIEV2KzlN
>>678408795
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qq0rAsWhDV
>>678408795
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UevaryWJDd
>>678409555
Now making soundbyte of
"You will submit to my penis"
>>678409555
Nice get.
>>678406649
In an old man voice. "Hehehe, why don't you give me a kiss Bulm- OW"
>>678409838
We will have no Roshis of any kind here, thank you.
>>678409838
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VnumOwRa7l
Hey guys do I have a decent voice feeling kinda down
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ODmL1T7GtP
Someone say "I will rape feminists for food"
>>678410412
http://vocaroo.com/i/s083GqOwHFu0
>>678410273
You sound decent but it seems like you're running out of breath
>>678410693
Yeah I'm emotional right now but thanks
>>678410685
top kek
I love the embellishment!
>>678410273
You don't go flat too often, I don't like the song though
>>678410693
Yeah Im kinda emotional right now but thanks
>>678410911
I try
>>678409555
In that exact voice. "Mwahahaa! Kneel before me and my perfect form! Prepare your anus! Kamehamehaaaaa!".
>>678410693
>>678410921
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WFePxtkpma
How's this more classic song thank you anons btw
>>678410911
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bDPlDLqJXQ
>>678409739
Here's another take if you like
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CLhTDamwAQ
>>678409838
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BIA6GD1nvF
I base some of my old man voices on Roshi. Glad you caught that.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fgu66ypmh2
>>678411421
Also dislike the song, but your notes dont fall out of scale which is good. I'm pitch sensitive and that shit'll give me a headache. Do some weezer
>>678411689
yeah sing some say it ain't so
>>678411689
Thanks anon I'm in my car with my phone hopefully I can get a decent mic sometime
>>678411851
Ok will do
>>678411484
That's excellent! Thank you!
>>678411851
Me? I'm the ameture VA nood that will rape feminists for food. I adore that song I'd sing that shit
>>678411938
Only the best for you, my dear sweet anon.
http://vocaroo.com/
taking requests i guess
>>678412246
Sing some weezer, I'm stuck on peeps singing weezer now
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19N6ENqhM4z
taking requests :)
>>678410412
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XU2QmvMnEx
>>678411364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VS5FSoSiWa
Went more like Cell here. One of my favorites.
>>678412398
"I love cock" say it
>>678412398
Say "ITS TIME TIME TIME FOR POWER RANGERS TIME FORCE!"
>>678412398
Oooh say some random bullshit like
"I hate when I'm brushing my teeth and then uncle sam tries to suck the life force out of my vagina"
>>678412514
top kek that cell voice was golden!
>>678412526
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rLz2TUlZy9
there
>>678412906
say you love it faggot
freestyle battle?
>>678412906
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02acBqFZrEd
>>678412526
Like it, or your money back
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02acBqFZrEd
>>678413138
love is a strong word
>>678413154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qsJbUaTzgW
step up
>>678413174
This anon knows what's up.
>>678413174
this guy gets it
>>678413211
fuck off, u and ur dubs
LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT
>>678413460
>>678413488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UsK2TlH74k
>>678413804
we know you mean it, but try and sound like a cutie vagina owner
"embarrassed school girl" shouldn't be a hard voice to pull off with your pitch
>>678413211
Just be honest about it. You do not like cock, you LOVE cock! You can't get enough of it. Multiple partners? It doesn't matter. You can never get enough of the dick. If you were here I would have you begging me for it, but no, you have to be on the other side of the interwebs.
>>678413804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02snhdUpHwf
>>678414054
please read this
>>678412526
>>678412906
>>678413138
>>678413174
>>678413211
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Da84amgFbq
>>678414237
I'll do it, i'm so bored ill read anything
>>678413964
Even that. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XzIx9ONXGX
>>678412906
>>678414198
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r76XT3Yfca
>>678414494
the cry was a nice touch
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eNAYCp0NBQ
>>678414843
what
>>678414843
lol now say in that voice "Hey there everybody! It's me, Mickey Mouse! Haha"
>>678411851
Here anon I didn't really no the song that so sorry if I butchered it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lfRnlhZwnl
As always the femanon contributed nothing then left
>>678415268
*know
>>678415281
Rip
>>678415281
its like pottery
>feminine voice
>asked to whore herself
>doesn't deliver
its like they dont know where they are
>>678414054
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jwwUVsEMtJ
>>678413964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vLGuTYGblY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04VHTKYZ2FY
>>678415268
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05jnsuTKgtl
>>678415085
Tried my best.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10SWB8m8MuO
>>678400664
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s04jtn0N9XyK
Damn niggah
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YcqmlzptfE
>>678413325
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16SI9Vw1G9V
round 2?
>>678415612
You sounds like Sseth.
Say "Heeey people" in a deep voice.
>>678415927
God damn
>>678400636
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WuZ8PktBgl
I dig it
>>678415085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13IkXHdqS2W
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VkL3bI4H8j
Wanna play the Davy Jones theme on the guitar?
>>678415695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V4BjJscy4L
>>678416182
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10KRN7fGEjL
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S6FOUWpeFF
>>678416669
Lyrics to the song "Firework" by katy perry as menacing as possible
>>678415695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wUiVrBDAFm
>>678397944
salil sawarim
>>678416773
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s2jrTDBlEi
>>678416773
My little pony theme song
>>678416669
Yo, you sound so much like Erron Black. say
"Now, state your business. Including a reason why I shouldn't kill you."
>>678416946
You want me to narrate it?
>>678416965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tMmUXbzsnB
>>678416773
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LWHb0fyHxB
>>678415854
Cool anon which I record longer like you did nice high notes
>>678417275
https://clyp.it/1al5aoiw
>>678417562
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZMlKbyrjKN
>>678417322
yeh boy
>>678417727
Use vocaroo you dumb nigger
>>678417621
Pff I can't high note for shit
>>678417250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KPjP8sHSCe
>>678395727
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QqgmOKCBsO
r8 my voice
>>678417942
Well I can't really either did you hear mine lol
>>678417865
Ugh fine faggot
>>678418210
Mydickishard/10
>>678418210
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1evd4BoQJ1f
Any femanons here that feel like taking requests?
>>678417210
Say "It's not just a boulder. *sniff* It's a rock *sniff* a roooooock! A rooock! It's a big beautiful old rock!"
>>678418210
Look what I can do
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XaYWgrdv9N
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hx0Ec2rpWJ
>>678417942
Do you wanna continue the song with me?
>>678418726
I'll feed you anon
>>678418075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A8KV3aEt7w
>>678418232
higher than me
>>678418597
we had one then she ran off cus she didnt want to say the word love
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02nefzWFruc
>>678418561
>>678418711
Nice one nigga, thanks as well.
>>678416767
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i3TWsS0OMo
>>678418726
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E2EG8DygEf
>>678418996
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C541BmsimZ
>>678418886
im down
Rate my voice faggots
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i59raukttb
>>678418726
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16JjqMbcoY3
Open up
http://vocaroo.com/i/s071Bhw2H73b
>>678419535
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s17z1MdUHD6M
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p7veMoSgMo
>>678419616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YYe4WMpiHz
Oh wow, came back to check the thread and i thought it died. What happened?
>>678418561
Are you secretly Christian Bale?
" I like to dissect girls. Did you know that I'm utterly insane?"
>>678420012
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VK75Y9ynoZ
>>678419455
Man, you kept making me laugh. Thanks for doing this with me. Peace.
>>678419707
>>678419944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1emewiHzw0l
>>678416946
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HsNG1mwHHt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kQYRGpSFhi
Different guy here, here are a couple reads
>>678419944
>>678419616
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03wmFL8LXCf
>>678419944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JAIBaS6fNO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SEFtF4gGPy
>>678420289
No prob son, RAP in peace
>>678420331
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ujNSPxud3C
>>678420345
kekaroonie bro that was great
>>678420331
ooh can you say this
"I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts
You know, there's a story behind that there saloon
Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over
Sheriffs couldn't stop em
Quickest damn gun slingers I've ever seen
Got murdered in cold blood
That ol' saloon there was their lil' home away from home
They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern
And on a quiet night
You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine"
>>678420318
OP GUYS CHECK THIS OUT BEFORE OP LEAVES THE THREAD.
>>678420661
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05LTZzkBCzm
>>678419502
I guess you get last chorus
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19tW9ndLzUW
say this faggots
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ikbaosabGS
>>678419944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jkxnzkJVLf
>>678420863
Thanks
Can someone do Dr. Manhattan's "I am Tired of Earth/Too Late" scene from Watchmen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hLJfvJoMEQ
>>678421027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BQMX7HIJ24
>>678414494
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Da84amgFbq
>>678421138
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0deOdvQ1jsU
>>678421290
I'll do mah best
>>678421269
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jVCkKSY5xW
>>678421355
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xZS8C1Kpp1
>>678421138
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JYUxODkVVF
Did I good
Somebody sing the opening of War Pigs by Black Sabbath, at full volume.
>>678421138
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ikfn79UCOZ
>>678416745
Well?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Kq7fOjNHQX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fcc0HzaK0D
Song I made
deep voice checking in...ladies
>>678421290
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HfPNueWpHJ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TbFjWgklOP
>>678422269
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cV9Eak1AGY
>>678420912
Not sure if you wanted Western music so I didn't add it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06fDGNxrOwE
>>678421967
I'll try mah best
>>678421807
Wtf is wrong with you
>>678422478
Thanks, man.
>>678421355
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZXoYGMT3Xx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04oEwZZ16HN
>>678420912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZfzQ3Xq6Xq
>>678421138
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mY2PgTthtZ
lets hear someone rant about something
>>678423107
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06YEqbF9QZJ
>>678421967
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SrnUGv4tAm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1owiA82ifj0
IM GAY
say the first 15 words that come to mind
>>678416946
Done sorry it too so long.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01Urr1NCCVA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AIqZmlIAFc
>>678423332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EK3Mc5178K
>>678423842
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d1wRFoDPA2
>>678423924
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N5ef3orsYk
>>678423842
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UiLXSKjzOS
>>678423878
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AIqZmlIAFc
its fine, thuroughly entertained
>>678424216
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ctq9eUnxQy
>>678423924
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rqwBy2BQGg
>>678423332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dRQ7bRp8U5
>>678424508
I'm glad I could help anon.
>>678424660
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16JNxsvUBAV
And to answer your question, no. Lmao
>>678423409
I assume English is your second language or you've listened to the song maybe once and got a lyrics sheet from a fucking website designed in the mid 2000s by some fuckhead who thought he was a "hacker" because he figured out how to copy the source of other, slightly less shitty, websites, because motherfucker, you hit maybe 45.5% of the notes and spastically crammed the lyrics in there like a rapidly shifting peg that is simultaneously 5 and 7 sided into a square hole. If you had even the hint of musical talent I would have let this go, but you are such a caterwauling claws-on-a-chalkboard sounding motherfucker, I needed to pound into your thick skull why you should never open your cum-stained lips again.
Jk, gr8 job m8
If there be any kind femanons lurking who feel like indulging my childhood-trauma-born fetish.
"Oh daddy, that feels so good...keep going, I promise I won't tell mommy. It'll be our little secret!"
>>6784248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UaKbtXLWcz
>>678425171
New pasta? Can it be?
>>678425474
this
Hate my voice every time I hear it like this.
I hear myself completely differently.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kdtYtxAVe6
And thats my laptop fan in the background.
>>678424042
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pNLwt62lWy
READ THIS FAGGOTS
For a number of years now work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.
Now basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive-directance.
The original machine had a baseplate of prefamulated Amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so-fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.
The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator; every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up-end of the grammes.
The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a farescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce soinasodial repleneration.
>>678425474
>>678425698
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18AHDWqNfWO
>>678422627
noice
>>678426129
smooth-voiced nig. hardasdiamonds.png
>>678425883
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mdi2sG26mz
>>678426129
CHILDHOOD RUINED
>>678426129
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q9t7qsqoOZ
A lot of good voice in this thread. I would say we should start a podcast or some gay shit together, but we all know that shit wouldn't happen or last.
>>678425171
Somebody read this in the fastest most dramatic way possible.
>>678426442
serial killer right here
Please someone say "I call upon you in the bowels of Tartarus, Zeus god of thunder unleash your heavenly might! Indignation!"
>>678426048
this should be required reading in voice acting school
>>678426129
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oGKB7w927u
