At Safeway right now, cozy on the couches. What do?
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At Safeway right now, cozy on the couches. What do?
>>678394834
die there
Move couches to other side of the store, if anyone asks why tell them "I'm just giving Derek a hand"
>>678394834
pull down your pants and shit on the couch
>>678394834
Go to Giant like a proper white person.
>>678395145
Fucking yes this
>>678395145
roll
>>678395145
I moved this
>>678395618
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Bumping for potential thread
OP HERE
I will only do what dubs says
I have 20% left on my phone
>>678395145
rollerino
pull your pants down and ask everyone to fuck you in the bum
Rape a Starbucks barista
Move one pillow to the other furniture piece
>>678396144
WINRAR
>>678396144
OP HERE
There's none there
Grab some candy bars and just discreetly eat them while sitting on the sofa
tell them that a Nissan cherry has it's lights on in the lot and you are worried the battery will drain
get the number to make store anouncements
Put pillow On FURNITURE OR ELSE
>>678396277
I would but I'm waiting for someone and they might come any time now
Guys post possible suggestions. Nothing like "FUCKING RAPE EVERYONE AND DO A COLUMBINE"
FUCKING RAPE EVERYONE AND DO A COLUMBINE
>>678396542
Buy scratchcard, act like you've won. Run around the shop until your mom is finished shopping
>>678396542
Not only was that a possible suggestion, I got dubs. You can't refuse my request, OP. Also, if you can't do something like that, what do you expect us to request? "Put your shoes on your hands"? Just fucking eat some candy anon
>>678394834
i always felt weird as shit sitting down in a public place. it would make my autism flair up.
>>678396542
turn everything everyone says down and be a pussy your whole life
>>678397061
that's good.. sauce?
>>678394834
i used to fuck a girl who worked a safeway.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVI4Knz24CQ
>>678398151
lazy twat
>>678394834
drop all the snacks on the floor pretending like you were falling
>>678394834
put your penis out
>>678399145
shit, so close!
>>678399145
roll
stand up, be a man, grab a snickers, eat it, sit back down
>>678398129
no idea some other anon made it.
>>678399145
roll kek
>>678394834
Get the fuck out and go home you piece of shit. No one wants your useless ass wasting space in public.
Have a heated argument with your imaginary friend.
>>678399422
Fuck, there it is. Thanks a lot, anon.
Climb something. Shelf, desk, table, checkout whatever
>>678394834
scream "Hitler did nothing wrong"
