Bernie meme thread
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Bernie meme thread
>>678392597
>>678392597
>people with highschool level economics being smug enough to think that they actually know what's going on in the economy.
name one candidate who is better tho
inb4 trump
nice originality faggit
Bernie's policies are summed up pretty easily.
>Tax payers pay for my art degree
>Tax payers pay to support me because I can't get a job (see art degree)
>Eventually land one of the sweet no skill required $15/hr jobs
>All is right in the world
>>678392597
I'm not a fan of Bernie but this is maximum kek
People get Phd's in economics and still don't know what the fuck is going on
>>678395283
Personally I like Ben Carson the most.
>>678395403
>15$ an hour
>sweet job
kek
>mfw the minimum wage from 1968 would be $21 adjusted for inflation
>>678395690
Who?
>>678395690
G R A I N
R
A
I
N
>>678392597
Tfw Bernie's ideas are working on a Global Scale everywhere they are implemented while Conservative Ideologies are failing yet this shit still gets drummed out.
Conservatives being better with the economy is more of a myth than the one about Trump being a self made man.
Keep believing what you see on the bought and paid for media though and voting against your own interests.
>>678395837
The nigger
>>678394601
>some old fart who didn't have a job till he became a senator knows whats what about economics
>>678392597
>implying Bernies economic plans weren't used for the last century
> implying cutting taxes will somehow help things
Come on America
Here's your next fucking president
John McAfee 2016
>>678395767
I meant 12$, not 21
>>678396043
Dudes insane
>>678393983
Why do the other cords gotta be black?
>>678395403
>Everyone pays there share relative to how much they can afford to contribute
>Ability becomes the bar to college education rather than wealth
>People make enough money to live on for working a full time job
seems pretty fair to me frand
>>678396122
Yeah but name one of the candidates who isn't
>>678395916
Tfw Trumps ideas are working on a Global Scale everywhere they are implemented while Socialist Ideologies are failing yet this shit still gets drummed out.
Socialists being better with the economy is more of a myth than the one about Bernie actually caring for the 99%.
Keep believing what you see on the bought and paid for media though and voting against your own interests.
>>678395283
It goes
Cruz<Trump<Sanders<Hillary<<<<<<<<<Literally anyone else I'd take fucking Hulk Hogan at this point
>>678396366
Very true
>>678392597
0/10
>>678392597
It's funny how much of a faggot you are.
>>678396474
Check out the libertarian party
>>678396366
Sanders, Clinton, and Kasich.
I dislike with two out of the three, but they are mostly sane
Bernie meme
>>678395981
I was just pointing out that people with a highschool level education really shouldn't have the nerve to call out other people's understanding of economics.
>>678396474
>Hulk Hogan
>>678395403
I don't agree with the $15/hr increase, but he's got pretty good points in both economical and political issues, such as big corporations not paying taxes, or not the fair share at least. I hope you hillbillies understand that he's not taking your shitty salary away.
On the other hand Trump has said nothing about any issue, except for the racial and xenophobic bullshit.
Shoot an inmigrant for all i care, but don't elect this unexperienced baby boomer as president, he's going to wreck the living shit out of the country
>>678396442
>Trumps ideas
What even is his economic policy? All I've heard is a bunch of bluster about how he'll be "tough" and "make huge deals".
>>678396442
Trump has ideas?
>>678396712
Sanders is out of his goddamn mind.
Clinton isn't bonkers, but she has a very focused insanity.
Kasich is that kid who's too scared to raise his hand in class. Not crazy, but useless.
>>678392597
As if your average Trump supporter even went to college.
>>678395916
There, thanks
>>678396773
I was just pointing out how little bernie knows about economics when he writes diatribes about what should and shouldn't happen with said economic and then magically thinks his economic policy will work
>>678396810
>>678396815
He's gonna make Amerikkka great. Again!
>>678396810
>tariffs on trade from Mexico and China
>cut taxes mostly for the wealthy so low we will lose 10 trillion over the next decade
>everything will work out through trickle-down economics
>>678396863
College is a business
Reminder that Bernie has no chance of winning the nomination.
If you Bernie supporters vote for Hillary in the general, then you're voting for more Goldman Sachs and more lobbyists running America.
Trump doesn't have a SuperPAC, he isn't funded by lobbyists, he is for the American people, the slander against him such as falsely accusing him of racism and homophobia simply shows how scared the media is.
>>678396474
Hulk Hogan endorses Trump
>>678396691
The libertarian party goes a bit too far if you ask me, I'm more of a libertarian-leaning centrist
Unfortunately there's pretty much nobody with a chance of election who represents that camp. Clinton is the closest you get, too bad she's shady as fuck
>>678395916
>Bernie's ideas are working on a Global Scale
>Not actually working anywhere
>>678396442
Seriously, i want to know about these ideas
>>678396996
> Implying you know anything about economics
> Implying economics is science
>>678396996
What policies do you think won't work? His plans have been endorsed by economic experts and professors
>>678397142
Clinton is the opposite of libertarian, she's just a repeat of Obama but the liberals have a different things to cream themselves over this time.
>>678397191
>knowing what you're talking about
>listening to bernie
pick one
>>678396996
What do you think you're responding to?
I literally just told you that my comment was not in support of Bernie, but about people who think they have anything of value to say about economics.
>>678396815
All it takes is a google search.
>>678397430
Forgot my link
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/healthcare-reform
>>678396810
>https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/tax-reform
>https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/us-china-trade-reform
>https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/healthcare-reform
GOOGLE IS HARD
>>678397282
No they haven't, "his policies" are the ideas of other economists and the media spins the bullshit into some garbage
some rando 150 "economists" who ever the fuck they are say some shit will work, and you magically believe them because its some 150 people and 150 is a lot.
Actually fucking google what you're referencing
Bernie's .5% tax on initial principle investments is fucking stupid and its exactly what crashed the swedish economy in the early 1980's
>>678397084
Oh, so basically Bush again.
>>678397153
Read the news, son
the succesful countries in Europe have similar policies and are doing pretty fucking well
of course, they're adapted to the country as they suit its needs
>>678397333
Nigger
>>678397555
And don't forget the frequently asked "How does he expect Mexico to pay for the wall?"
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/pay-for-the-wall
READ IT NIGGER
>>678397493
His health care plan is trash, take millions off health care, increases the deficit, and brings back the system where people with pre-existing condition can't get insurance
Also the idea of "get rid of state lines in insurance" is bullshit, all that will happen is the insurance companies will move to the state with the lowest taxes and least regulation and fuck us even more
>>678397017
What a parrot.
>>678397160
His ideas are
>Fuck china
>Fuck mexico
>Fuck arabs
>Fuck sjws
>Fuck political correctness
>Fuck you
Thats all I need to know.
I hope he takes over as dictator. If he does, I vow to join his army. I will do whatever it takes to help him cleanse the country, even if it means fighting to the death in WW3.
Not even kidding.
>>678397300
She's definitely a long, long way from ideal. But the other contenders are all far more authoritarian.
Plus I'm siding with the establishment on this one. They may be deadlocked, but not nearly as much as they will be if one of the more extreme candidates gets elected.
>>678397780
Donald J. Trump resembles Adolf Hitler because of his authoritarian right-wing politics and blame of all his country's problems on minority races.
It's not that hard.
>>678397084
that's nothing new and the strategy has been proven wrong over and over, we've seen it with Bush
and the retard devastated the US economy
>>678397128
/thread
get BTFO, Bernie "Give These Totally Oppressed Blacks Their Well Deserved Free Shit" Sanders supporters
>>678397617
Source on tax on investments and how it crashed Swedens economy?
>>678397765
>, take millions off health care
what the fuck does this even mean?
>increases the deficit
how does this increase the deficit if he doesn't spend government revenue on something?
>and bring this system back where people with pre-existing conditions can't get insurance
no that was the obamacare act of 2012, the obamacare act of 2014 is everything wrong with obamacare
>>678398052
>Illegal Immigrants
>Muslims
>Races
>>678397844
Yeah, good thing you likely don't have the legal age to vote
>>678392597
>80% of bernie supporters just finished senior year economics where they learn the principle "there is no such thing as a free meal"
>think they're gonna get truly free college and healthcare
>>678397844
seriously, Trump is the direct result of 'progressives' lying and trying to censor anything they don't like
he is a god
>>678398052
t. redditor
>>678398052
Mods get in here this guy's 13.
>>678397844
This
>>678398204
That or he's a fucking hillbilly
>>678398052
so basically:
>Donald J. Trump resembles a brilliant world leader because of his authoritarian right-wing politics and realizes all this country's problems are minority races.
It's not that hard.
>>678397128
Trump is still a liar. He just lies on his own terms instead of for businesses. He's actually just manipulating his supporters. He thinks they're idiots. He even said so himself.
>>678398094
https://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/NA-CH137_SANDER_9U_20150914184535.jpg
His proposed change is including a 0.5% tax on investment principals. Not even on gains, just flat out "if you invest I tax you" shit meaning if you invest, you pay this arbitrary tax, and if your investment fails, you pay again to reinvest.
Its the same shit that Sweden did and every broker and stock holder in the country liquidated their stocks and invested in over seas markets in london because they didn't have that dumb tax. This caused a huge deficit in swedish GDP and market value because people would rather not pay the tax than pay this dumb tax that actively robs them before their investment either fails or gains
>>678398374
he's not wrong, though
>>678398545
thats warren buffet
>>678398267
WUZ
>>678398102
>what the fuck does this even mean?
It means millions of people will lose the health care they have now
>how does this increase the deficit if he doesn't spend government revenue on something?
http://fiscalfactcheck.crfb.org/measuring-trumps-healthcare-plan/
And no, it was Obamacare that made it so people with pre-existing conditions could get health care. Trump wants to repeal Obamacare and not keep that part of it, bringing back the old system
what is happening to b/
>>678398740
>fiscal fact check
>a legit source
I bet you'd cite politifact too
>>678397844
lel, i have a wife and will potentially have kids and i support this very dangerous sentiment
>>678397844
>>678398266
>>678398399
holy trinity of dubs
Trumps god status confirmed
Bernie is now for Trump.
where da fuck da memes at?
>>678398740
>And no, it was Obamacare that made it so people with pre-existing conditions could get health care
>OBAMACARE 2012
thats literally what I said nigger
>trump wants to repeal obamacare
repeal the affordable care act 2014 because it caused tens of millions of people's premiums to go up because the law was written like shit and didn't low the cost of insurance for anyone except the most dirt poor niggers that already got medicare anyway
>>678398534
>that source
it's just a fucking unrelated picture from the bullshit WSJ attack piece
>>678398740
>fiscalfactcheck
do you believe every fact check website because its got "fact check" in the game?
>>678398928
>math can't be trusted
It's fucking math dude, read the facts and ignore the bias
>>678398757
We're having an autistic argument about politics, when half of us won't even bother voting. Business as usual really.
>>678399089
>its just a picture
SOURCES: Sanders Campaign, Social Security Administration
Bernie literally published that image stupid
>>678399021
>74 year old beta jew cuck
>being liked by grils
Pick one, faggot
>>678399219
>its math, and I'm not gonna figure out the math or check the source of this fact check site but I believe it blindly because it says fact check and it has math in it
>>678395190
Kill yourself, autistic Bernie faggot. Fucking die.
Trump 2016
>>678399247
retard, that has fucking nothing to do with what were talking about
>>678395690
Dude what the brown, he believes that Joseph stored some grain onto on of the pyramids in Egypt. Also he endorses Trump.
>>678399370
Will you fags accept the WSJ as a source? I doubt it but hey, worth a shot
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-obamacare-repeal_us_56e6d019e4b0860f99d98990
>>678398523
Autistic little bernie faggot, no. Fucking die.
>>678397844
Yeah, if drumpt arrives to the Presidence that's sign of the end it's coming
>>678399486
>Top Kek
>>678399866
>Drumpf
You realize that shitty John Oliver 'meme' stops being funny when you learn that was actually pronounced Trump in German right?
>>678400171
No, it doesn't stop being funny since you fags get butthurt about it
Make Donald Drumpf again
>>678398261
32, Work a full-time factory job in the shit-hole that is indiana. Not in school, nor do I plan to be. I serve to gain nothing from the stereotyped hand-outs bernie has planned yet Im still voting for him. Your excuse? Or are you too busy sucking off Trumps toupe?
>>678392597
Make Donald drumpf again
>>678392597
Your daily reminder that you are getting fucked in the ass, and Trump nor Bernie can ever hope to unfuck you out of this situation.
Learn whose dick is firmly planted in your ass, then you will see that not only is raising taxes fucking stupid (most poor people would be much better off not paying any taxes - income, estate, sales, et al., rather than more, especially for what little these taxes provide to the poor). Also the president is a figure head with no real power (as is the intention of the office). Your vote does not, nor ever counted, you don't get to vote for your president.
Do your research or remain to be a stupid american that thinks by voting Bernie you are making any actual difference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djwPqAJ_3GY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfEBupAeo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGk5ioEXlIM
>>678400332
You're the only one who's butthurt fam.
Enjoy your failure of a British comedian who emigrated to try and be funny.
>>678397780
posts a meme
calls others parrots
hahaha
>>678400498
Well he's lost my vote. You won me over.
>>678392597
>>678396285
Thatsthejoke.jpg
>>678396292
>People make enough money to live
They have that and more. They need to cut out: smartphones, cable, internet, flat screen TVs, eating out, drinking anything other than water, video games, name brand clothing, and literally all the other stupid shit that dumb poor socliasts like you claim they have a right to. FYI: minim wage jobs were never designed for someone in their mid-thirties to "make a living wage"
>do not pass go
>an hero
>>678400619
god, that pic... so much cringe
bernie supporters are all cringey cucks
>>678398052
"Islam" is not a race.
"Mexican" is not a race.
"You" are a fucking racist moron, however.
>>678400785
dat micro penis...
>>678400619
wow, what a bunch of retarded looking motherfuckers
>>678392597
Ad hominem because you have no other arguments.
When you can't win with logic or facts, you have to turn up the venom to 11, so your rhetoric won't sound so hollow.
Bernie's message has substance. That's why it resonates without having to back it with this kind of hate.
>>678396780
wow so factual
>>678400727
Boy, that one didn't fly over your head did it?
God fucking damn /b/ is garbage. Quit you're horseshit political posturing and post memes you fucking faggots.
>>678398052
>Implying hitler was right wing
>>678393983
This could actually work.
>>678400914
It's a yuge micropenis. It's so big your head will spin. It's leading the polls. Have you seen the polls? It's leading them.
>>678394962
My point exactly.
>>678400942
please imbecile, sanders policy is coercive, regressive, and oppressive and that is not even up for debate
HE's the sheriff of nottingham, NOT robin hood you fuckwit
>>678398066
no it hasn't socialism has been proven wrong over and over, Cuba,Venezuelan,Russia North Korea
>>678392597
You mean Trump supporters?
>>678400942
Your argument is my favorite logical fallacy of all: the Fallacy Fallacy
Just because ones argument contains a fallacious statement does not mean the point he was trying to make is wrong
>>678401149
>coercive, regressive, and oppressive
how?
>>678399424
>personal insults
>no actual argument
Typical trump supporter everyone.
>"I'm going to argue against Trump supporters" starter pack
>>678401185
Bitch there's a difference between Socialism and Communism you fucking jacktard
>>678398725
KANGZ
>>678401147
>>678401253
Which is precisely why I'd rather have your drunk uncle as president before that jewish cuck sanders...
>>678395591
so much this. "economists are surprised..." "growth was far below expectations..." "an unexpected spike in..." "uncertainly fills the market..."
i'll gladly take a six figure salary to throw darts at a board since it seems roughly as effective.
>>678400332
At least you accept he's German descendent, woha let's make Germany great again, I mean America
Deja vu WW2
>>678401522
Based Paul
>>678401057
ye this anon right here has the idea
>>678401085
Remember, leftists somehow thing National SOCIALISTS weren't socialists!
>>678401149
>>678400871
post yfw internet is a human right
>>678401346
For it to work, even poorly, it has to be coercive, this much should be self evident you hapless cunt
regressive because the policy incentivizes lack of trying, de-incentivizes trying
oppressive because of the above, this isn't rocket science you bernie supporters are fascist cucks
>>678401678
>>678401148
Actually he does say things. He released his plan on how to make mexico build its wall. Its not his fault the media just force him to do reactionary meetings and such.
>>678397844
"He doesn't say anything coherent or in any way attached to the reality that we live in, he must be a great leader!"
>>678396996
>I was just pointing out how little bernie knows about economics
Who the fuck are you to point it out? Have you ever considered the system is run by particular people the in a certain way not because they're the best person for the job or have the best, most applicable policies, but because there are many other individuals interests at play in every step of the process? The whole "No, shut the fuck up, leave the 'economy' to the big boys" dismissive attitude is the fucking bread and butter of an establishment who want supress other ideas, ideas that have been PROVEN in other nations to be workable and beneficial....so you're just sounding like a dumb shit im sorry. You don't know any more about the economy than any other nigger in government or average joe who tries to claim supreme knowledge over a intangible idea like the 'economy' which can be maniupulated and affected by so many different factors, even people who study it for a lifetime can have no idea what the fuck is going on.
Bernies idea's are not original, and definitely should not be dismissed, they make sense and nobody is coming up with solid arguments against them, thats why hes doing so well.
>>678401767
poor kid in the back
>>678400971
except he did mention facts and all you can do is go "lol trump2016 totes not a trole guyz"
The asspain of the Bernie cult didn't disappoint in this thread.
>>678400901
100% correct on Islam, but "Mexican" is basically a subset of Hispanic (with a tiny percentage of indigenous peoples, mostly Maya)
>>678401253
WINRAR!!!
>>678401905
>>678401888
Hold on lefty, that quote at in the second part is missing a sentence. Even politifact, super left leaning, shows that Sanders was indeed speaking his own opinion and no longer quoting the nigress.
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2016/mar/07/bernie-s/bernie-sanders-wrong-say-when-youre-white-you-dont/
And here's the full quote for context:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6IlGoeDIUQ
>>678401826
>For it to work, even poorly, it has to be coercive
This is how every law ever works, calling it coercive doesn't really mean anything
>regressive because the policy incentivizes lack of trying, de-incentivizes trying
>I got free health care, I can quit my job now! Don't need to work, don't need to eat, Thank God for Bernie!
>oppressive because of the above
So you have no argument for oppression other than "IF I DISOBEY THE LAW I GO TO JAIL WAHHHH"
>>678402179
>>678401446
If the caption read Trump instead of Bernie everyone would be making fun of the people in that picture.
>>678396292
So what's the point of wanting to succeed past a job that pays $50k a year if everything else is taken from you "because you should pay relative to how much you have."
>>678402180
>>678395916
>Tfw Bernie's ideas are working on a Global Scale everywhere they are implemented
Define "Working". Record taxation in other countries, suppressed rights and rationing of medical care.
Only cucks buy into social programs.
>>678396780
Actually, middle class taxes would go up under Bernie
>>678398148
>>678396043
Why when Johnson is the better option??!
>>678401888
No, I was watching that debate, and he clearly said that as his own opinion
>>678402321
>past a job that pays $50k a year if everything else is taken from you
u wot m8?
and before anyone posts that bullshit Vox graphic, employees don't pay the payroll tax
>>678396292
Brah, you should meet somd peolle who are on full state paid tuition. Ability is not their strong point. Not in academics at least.
>>678401767
Why does it say "pops" with a dollar sign?
>>678398523
>>678392597
Its a shame that he's such a pussy. I'm not sure the country can take another 4 years of getting bent over and fucked by every cancerous SJW movement on the planet.
Why vote for a cuck when there is an alpha?
>>678395283
early on I was like "Warren, right? She's like Hillary but bett- oh, like zero chance. OK I'll sit down now"
