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Atheists claim to support science, yet they are unable to provide evidence that God doesn't exist.
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>>678374793
if he/she/it existed, science probably would have proved it by now
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Provide evidence that God "does" exist.
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>>678374793
nice to see you again. how you been?
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>>678374793
thus the agnostics
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How can Christians be so sure s/he dose?
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But, that's the point of science. To keep working on it and learning until you do have the answer. Religion claims to know.
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>>678374985
The second law of thermodynamics.
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Sorry about your condition
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>>678375287
do not talk about thermodynamics?
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>>678375433
Why not, it is my specialty
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>>678374793
God is good, God is grate, and we thank him for this thread
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>>678375251
No religious person has ever said they understood God
That's what makes Him a superior being
You can go on searching and discovering new things forever and still never figure everything out
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>>678375433
rule number one of thermodynamics club....
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>>678374793
There is no proof your puritanical sex hating authoritarian bitch you call god exsists. There may, however, be gods in the universe. More benevelpnt and less authoritarian then that cunt jesus christ.
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>>678374793
We are also unable to prove That a teapot is orbiting the Sun. But we don't kill everybody who objects To the idea
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Stupid atheists just don't understand that God obviously exists. You want evidence God exists but it is all around you! You think everything around us, including all these beautiful things came from nothing? Go to the beach and have a look at the tides. They come in and go out always following a rule. The rule set by God. Everything follows gods rule. Do you honestly think something as complex as the human eye for example could just magically appear? And please don't mention evolution and crap because there is no evidence for that either. It's laughable to think that a cell became an eye. Like wtf. And to top it all off, if evolution was true and we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? Shouldn't they have evolved by now???
Lol and you still believe there is no God. Idiots.
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>>678375795

>> God is grate
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>>678374793
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>>678374793
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>>678376181
lol cmon man. at least do a pro-trump thread if youre gona bait.
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>>678376181

>>says human eye can't magically appear

>>says God made eyes magically appear
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Atheists are stupid, theists is where it's at.
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I do not get this trolling. You are on /b you can't believe in god.
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>>678376859

Says Americans and Arabs. Two rich shit tier cultures
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>>678377198

I agree!
Religion = War
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>>678376946
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>>678376946
I believe in god. But for the moment I want to browse /b/ and erotic japanese videos while I play with myself on my parent's couch, wallowing in self pity and loathing for myself and humanity.
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Trump is god. He will build a wall. Mexico will pay for it. He is the god.
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>>678374793
yknow what. fuckit. spiderman thread.
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>>678377409
Which version of god are we believing in today?
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>>678377903
oboynow
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God is real there have been hundreds of thousands of miraculous cures of both physical and mental illness there are people who were cured of terminal cancer who went to catholic healing masses and on pilgrimages people told by every doctor that they would die were cured at places like Lourdes France and Međugorje, Bosnia also there's no way life could exist without God, supporters of the "Big Bang theory" say that everything came from nothing yet if that happened how did life form how did millions of different types of living beings form life can't come from nothing it has to come from somewhere have any of you ever thought of that no because life can't just happen or else people would just pop out of nowhere there has to be someone who made life and that is God the father almighty
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>>678374793
You are stupid
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>>678377903

Perfect timing!
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>>678374793
agnostic ftw OPfag
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>>678378012
the kind where you can do anything you want and then he forgives you when you ask
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>>678376859
Agnostic atheist >> atheist > theist

Have some intellectual integrity. If you can't prove it either way then just go agnostic. Nobody can do a fucking thing about it and you can concern troll both sides for hours.
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>>678374793
Pokemon exist, yet nobody is unable to provide evidence that Pokemon don't exist.
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>>678376023
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>>678376713
Without God an eye can't magically appear from nothing but God is all powerful and can make anything from nothing
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oshit the thread went spiderman between refreshes! awesome!
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>>678374793
We don't need any more evidence for gods not existing than for invisible magic leprechauns not existing ;^)
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>>678378012
In his case the one that allows masturbation.
>>678377409
In this case, the one that allows gluttony, egoism, pride and life.
>>678374793
In his case... God just created autism for some reason.
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>>678378797
Hell yeah dude
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>>678378361
Going with the best possible scenario eh?
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>>678374793
Yet the glory of God can be seen everywhere!!!
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>>678377398
God wants peace people twist his words to justify war
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>>678378195
>life can't just happen
>god just made life happen

pick one

diggity

>>678378660
If god can heal but he chooses not to, he is malevolent. If he can't he isn't all powerful. If he won't and can't why call him god?
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>>678378872
This god sounds so much better than the one I had to read about in all those Holy Books back when i was a kid.

God needs better marketing...has he considered a PR firm?
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>>678379398
Word
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>>678379433
I'm not sure, I think his lack of existence really hinders him from doing that.
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>>678375102
You don't ask someone how they've been when you saw them 5 minutes ago
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>>678376177
>Teapot orbiting the Sun.
I'm stealing this.
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>>678374793
If life can't just happen, where did god come from?
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>>678379613
I see, that is a real bummer for him.

Hope he gets better.
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>>678379056
>has obviously not read the book of joshua
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>>678379816
I'm sure he doesn't care. Lacking existence kinda lacks the ability to comprehend anything, really. But then again, the way humanity is going, if he does exist, he already doesn't care.
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>>678376946
you'd think that

but I'm fairly sure /b/ has a decent population of religiosicitors.
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WHY DO YOU COPYPASTA WHY DO YOU COPYPASTA
WHY DO YOU COPYPASTA

>Sage your replies.
>Hide the thread.
>Don't feed the troll.
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>>678378417
Why to be with a site eniway?
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>>678377903
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>>678378605
>>678378797
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>>678379791
I want to thank spider man for his hard work and dedication. Sadly, I have no spider man to offer.

SO maybe spider?
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>>678379398
I did pick one life can't come from nothing like athletes believe, God creates it meaning life comes from somewhere, God

And God has a plan for everyone he could cure everyone but we don't deserve it we are all sinners especially you someone who try's to disprove God for he who denied God before man God will be denied heaven by God

He is not malevolent he loves everyone even you but if you don't change the gaits of heaven will never open for you
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>>678379967
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>>678374793
Why do Christians deny the use of contraceptives? They try to promote abstinence but let's be honest that doesn't work.

I mean if you believe in the bible at all...It didn't work for Joseph and Mary...
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>>678378417
Omfg, one of you.

Agnostic atheist; I don't know of a lack of a belief in a god
Atheist: Pertaining to a lack of a belief in a god
Theist: Holding a system of beliefs

Paraphrasing. We have the same fucking beliefs, you just want to come in here and spout how fucking high on the pedistal you are for making it obvious that you claim to not know, when none of us say we fucking know.
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>>678380300
Are you asking me out?
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>>678380281
>athletes believe

yeah fuck you usain bolt, cancerous faggot.

Seriously I never called him malevolent, if you think that he doesn't heal enough people you just proved my point for me
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>>678374793
One day, OP, we will find proof. Until then, try not to kill all the people that don't believe in the same fairy tales as you do
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>>678380281
welp he sounds like a cunt and I'm punching him in the neck

can't stop me
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As of late, I've been kicking around this theory. Supposing he did create everything, I think making man was his little project. He didn't have an actual plan for us, he just wanted to make something. So he did, and had fun with man for a time. Then he got bored and went off to do something else. Like a spoiled little kid who gets a puppy and grows bored of it after 2 weeks.
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>>678379853
I have God has wanted certain wars but the wars now he does not want
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>>678374793
was wondering when id see this fucking thread today
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>>678380519
exactly, the position of atheism is that there's no reason to have positive belief in this fact without evidence. the whole agnostic flim flam seems to be a concession for the purposes of making peace with the religious.
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>>678375194
ITT people who don't know the difference between facts and faith
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>>678380730
>implying you know the will of god
You never said he doesn't want the wars now you just he was peaceful. I think you're a little confused senpai
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WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER BOTH! ATHEISTS JUST DOING FEDORA PENETRATION AND THEY THINK THEY KNOW SIENCE AND CRISTIANS ARE CRYNIG LIKE LITTLE BEACHES ABOUT THE BORYNG RELEGION OR WHATEVER..
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>>678380565
Always
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>>678375866
Wrong. Eventually we will find conclusive proof. The universe may be expanding infinitely, but so is the human race's understanding of the universe. And we're only getting faster. If the universe is expanding at a constant rate ( which it most likely is, if you believe in the Big Bang theory) then we will catch up to the edge of the universe someday
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True, but I'll allow myself to go with my gut feeling just this once.
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>>678374793
The burden of proof lies with those who believe not those who deny.
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>>678377903
I'm down for that
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>>678381098
That'll take a while, the edge of the universe has a couple years headstart. Just a couple though
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>>678381097
Yay! Where are we going, also spider man is required cause you started it.
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>>678381098
unfortunately that seems to be untrue unless we figure out some kind of wormhole technology, which there's no guarantee of ever working the way we'd like it to.

we are stuck in this galaxy, this galaxy that seems devoid of other intelligent beings, God or otherwise. it's just us from here on.
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>>678378195
There. You read yourself a fairy tale. Now go to sleep fag
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>>678379034
God is a faggot
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>>678374793
>newfags are STILL falling for this shit
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>>678381462

Kek
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>>678381715
It explains so much.
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>>678381384
Exactly. It'll take a while. But it will happen. And then all the athiest master race will simultaneously kek at the stupid godfags
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>>678380419
You say Christians yet you actually mean Catholics, most Christian denominations left all the dogmatic old catholic bullshit in the dust years ago for the true living faith. Do your research properly if u are such an enlightened scientific atheist before you make stupid claims you fedora wearing fuckwit.
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>>678380646
I never said he doesn't heal enough people we all deserve to be punished for all that we do wrong but he loves us too much. I myself have severe rheumatoid arthritis I've had it since I was two and never experienced a day without extreme pain and suffering but I know that when I die my suffering in life won't go unnoticed in heaven that's what gets me through the day and I wish I would be cured but I also thank God for my disuse because I have a different outlook on life and it's brought me closer to God

And you did call him malevolent you said and I quote "he is malevolent"
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>>678374793
Glory to God in the highest!!!
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>>678381540
But we have to try. To give up and accept defeat is ignorance, and ignorance is the seed from which shall geow the entropy of mankind
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>>678380997
He has sent prophets who said the will of God and I will admit he sent some to make his people go to war so yes I've known the will of God in the past and I know that during past apparitions of saints they said we need to make peace
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>>678382110
You might of, but thats just because your a bad Christian.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_views_on_contraception
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>>678382193
And on earth peace to people of goodwill
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>>678374976
/thread
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>ITT: People dont believe in a god but think they are not atheists.

A (without) + theism (belief in a god) = without belief in a god. An atheist is one who does not believe in the existence of a god(s). Atheism is not even a category. It is the exclusion of a single category, theism. Meaning that someone who is not a theist, is an atheist. The only way to exclude yourself from atheism, is to believe in a god.
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>>678382129
You can't just quote half a sentence dipshit. Learn to read.

That's stupid you're stupid. According to that line of thinking a newborn child is already living in sin and must repent.
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>>678382242
dude if we colonize the galaxy and then die without getting any further I am gonna call that a pretty impressive run.

A-
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>>678380166
It doesn't take a genius to know every government on earth is imperfect
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>>678380943
No, there's no possible way they could ever be peaceful with us, what can happen is that we're not bound by a belief that hinders us from being peaceful with them. Kinda like islam, you know? The most peaceful religion that demonstrates how peaceful it is toward all other religions and beliefs. Granted, nowadays, you can find some religious people being kind toward all people, but that's mostly because their life isn't centered around their book of belief luckily, it's only centered around what they believe in the belief, but that doesn't change what's in the book.

Secondly, agnostic means "a lack of knowledge" not "peace", so I don't know how you get that, and it's certainly not a concession for the purposes of making peace, that's just what the group demonstrates, but even then, why make peace with the intolerant that want a theocracy that doesn't pander to you? Sounds to me a lot like male feminists, they, for some reason, want to be dominated by a matriarchy.

However the group handles itself is fine, but not every agnostic atheist is in that group, those individuals would rather avoid conflict so they either label themselves as such or just avoid the question of which religion. On the other hand, they don't seem to have a problem with conflict amongst themselves and atheists, picking arguments against them to try and sway them to a different course that they don't want, and sure, some of us are pretty aggressive toward religion, but not all of us are, and not all of us label ourselves agnostic.
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>>678383385
it's literally the same as guys enjoying penis but not accepting anything but a self-image of straightness. believing in Jehovah gets you mad advantage in American society, so sort of half-agreement and faked agreement are common.
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>>678374793
If there was a "god" why would he let all of this stuff go on? Why wouldn't he have stepped in at the masses getting killed?
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>>678384207
I had no spider man to offer. So I offered Spider Jerusalem instead. The quote just happened to be attached.
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>>678384458
im not sure if i follow...
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>>678384318
son I'm saying agnosticism is a useless distinction because no atheist claims absolute knowledge of the non-existence of anything. to define oneself as "agnostic" is meaningless aside from not wanting to make waves with the powerful Christians (or whoever) around you.
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>>678383739
One I quoted in between two commas which was an independent clause that can stand alone as a sentence

And two a newborn baby can't sin but every one sins eventually and there's nothing wrong with that everyone sins all of the saints every priest has sinned even the pope is a sinner but if you go to God he will forgive you if you are sorry and you do know what you did is wrong he will forgive almost anything because he loves you

And to everyone who thinks God is cruel he sent his own son to be killed for our sins and not killed quickly he was beaten whipped and nailed to a cross and in case you didn't know when he was on the cross they didn't just quickly stab him with a spear they left him for hours broke both of his legs so he had no support from the ground and eventually his lungs failed and he suffocated God watched his own son go through this all for us and this is how you repay him you make me sick that someone would be so vile as to try and turn people away from God's love and mercy
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>>678385312
They are often synonymous, but there is a distinction.

Just because people apply the world wrong to themselves does not mean it is a useless distinction.
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>>678385048
the same people who are gay but would rather have the advantages of being straight are the same people who are atheists but would rather have the advantages of being "undecided" or "spiritual", which totally flies because the religious position has become less and less coherent over time
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>>678385820
it's absolutely useful, but only in the most crass Machiavellian way.
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>>678380704
Well you can't punch him it the neck and even if you could a mear mortal could never physically hurt God
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>>678374793

I believe in the land of Fantasia.
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>>678382193
You're gonna have to smoke another bowl if you want to glorify God in the 'highest' way. DMT would be preferable. God prefers you give Her glory by smoking DMT.
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>>678385840
Oh ok, i just dont think that someone pretending to be straight and someone pretending to be a believer can be compared like that...
You will never be tested on your beliefs, your sexuality might be questioned tho.
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>>678385932
I do not agree. Just because the distinction is lost on most people does not mean it is useless.

The two word define very different ideas.

Please explain how that is "crass" or "Machiavellian"
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>2012
>still replying to these posts
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God exists.
Check my dubs.
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>>678374793
Princess isn't crying? You've lost your touch.

Also, you need to see a psych before you shoot up a grocery store or something.
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>where is he?

Atheists: 1
Everyone else: 0
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>>678386130
it's because he doesn't have a neck

the neckless bastard
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>>678381545
A fairytale really at least I don't live in denial and at least I have faith
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>>678383385
What if you believe in a really hip religion that barely anyone has heard of?
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>>678386852
I'm saying there's no gnostic atheists. any extant ones have a flawed position.

every atheist is an agnostic

the sets overlap

the venn diagram is a circle

the word means nothing philosophically, but it DOES mean something culturally
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That's because there is none. You cannot prove that a god does or doesn't exist (yet).
To be fair, why does anybody care?
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>>678387348
I'll make the Empress cry!

Put your hand on the gland of the man...

Taste & see that the lord is good...

A little child shall lead them...

I just love it when a little child reaches out her hand to grasp the lord...
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>>678388043
Believe in a god? Theist.
It really is that simple.

Sure you might be unlike any other theist but you would not be an atheist.
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>>678388385
ok what if

he's a really cool guy

with magic powers of unknown scope

and he's the Emperor of Mankind

so like maybe he's a god, but if he is or isn't I still believe in him
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>>678388385
>>678388706
same goes for Chaos gods, who I believe in but do not worship
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>>678388706
That would make you stupid and you dont want to be stupid do you?
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>>678388894
well, given that I do, what am I?
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>>678389105
>given that I do
You do what? You want to be stupid?
>what am I?
Stupid, you are stupid.
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What if you just don't care either way?
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>>678389105
Your someone who believes in his version of God every one who believes sees God in a different way your not stupid many people believe God is like this no one knows where God gets his powers from don't listen to people who tell you your stupid for believing in God
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Hail Eris!
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>>678389500
And really calling somebody stupid for their beliefs you sound like a whiny third grader going around in circles just saying
"your stupid" over and over again
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>>678388163
The definition has been obfuscated, but there is a difference beyond culture.

The word describe fundamentally different beliefs.

They should not be combined. To be an agnostic you have declared that the answer is so far unknown.

The atheist believes the lack of proof has already answered the question.

There are many people who simply do not care about the definition. Draw the Venn diagram and label it properly if you are so sure. But as long as the question is "is there a god" then the circles do not converge between the two groups.
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>>678389992
I havent really seen an argument that needed any refuting, so make a point, please.

>>678389714
Dont forget that you arent stupid for believing in santa claus either, its normal, all the kids do it.
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>>678387764
No you can't punch him in the neck because he would never allow you to and he does have a neck because we have necks and God created man in his own image ergo he has a neck

Also the only way for you to be close enough to punch God would mean you were in heaven and if you plan to try and hit God your soul will never go to heaven
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>>678374976
I'm here, it's complicated.

Sorry, I've been a bit dead for a while.

Again, it's complicated.
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>>678375795
I do what I can but I don't encourage anyone to make this thread. It happens on its own.
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>>678390701
I would have to agree, there is no way i can punch your imaginary friend, you would never allow it.
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>>678376181
The fact that existence still exists is proof that I exist.

That was a long time ago though, so that would be like trying to prove that a dinosaur sneezed in a particular spot or not.
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>>678379056
It pisses me off when people use the old scriptures to justify war.

Especially since you're all my children.

Some of you are more misguided than others. Such is the effect of having free will. Hence, I cannot judge you all too harshly. The universe is a pretty scary place.
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>>678379730
One day I will put a shitload of teapots in the sun's orbit. Eventually astronomers will notice and this will trigger everyone who's ever used this argument lolol.
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>>678374976

i mean you could say that about the higgs boson existing 15 years ago

science progresses, religion does not
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>>678390988
He's my friend but he's not imaginary and you will find he's not imaginary when your in the unquenchable fires of hell for denying God before men you'll find he's real when you plead for mercy but are shown none for in life you showed him none so please continue to make your punishment worse for yourself by now putting down his followers and threatening God himself
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It's long been proven Gods are men's creations.
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>>678386559
Can confirm God is currently male.
It just sort of worked out that way, nothing personal lol. Lots of goddesses around though, which again just sort of works out that way. It's fine.

Also yes God endorses DMT, shit's pretty cool.
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>>678390988
Tulpas may break these rules in certain circumstances.
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>>678391733
/thread x 2
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>>678389714
>your
>your
>your
>your
You're stupid!
You can't even spell!
ITT Christians with shitty grammar and idiotic conceptions of reality they would like to force on better educated people.
Sad, really. But what can one expect from mere sheeple who have never seen the naked Truth?
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>>678391819
Oh its you, the aggressive christian troll, havent seen you in a while.
How's it going?
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>>678374793
That's pseudoscience bro
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>>678374793
Science fills the dark void religion once inhabited. A bright future is ahead of us, anon. It just takes time.
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>>678375287
The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that the state of entropy of the entire universe, as an isolated system, will always increase over time. The second law also states that the changes in the entropy in the universe can never be negative.
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>>678392490
U sound lost
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I'm really curious to know why the girl from never ending story is always in these atheist bait threads. Seriously what's the point?
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>>678391819
Wooo!
Scary!
Again with the ultimate bullshit threats!
If you don't believe the way I do you will be tortured for all eternity after you die!
Jesus Fucking Christ!
Kek!
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>>678393333
Quads speak the Truth!
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How to be the most unoriginal fuck in all of 4chan post this bitch with atheist vs religion shit, even the sonic fandom is more original than you
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TROLL:

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

____________________________________

His only power over you is your participation in this shit thread. Don't post, ignore it, and he has nothing. Respond, and he'll do whatever he can to RAGE you.
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>>678392978
Nice pic.
Is that you?
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>>678392490
Sorry I spelled one word wrong sorry I'm stupid to you for having auto correct on sorry that you can't find solid ground to stand on and stake your claim and resort to childish behavior of insulting someone for their grammar sorry you don't know God's love for you sorry you spend your life making fun of people for their belief and I'm truly sorry that cannot ever go to heaven if you don't change
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>>678374793
/b/ is evidence that God doesn't exist.
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>>678393333
>>678393477
>>678393755
See?
I just can't stop!
I must be blessed!
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>>678393691
Troll, posts bait. However this bait does not have a hook in it and its delicious.
Think of it as an old man throwing pieces of bread to ducks swimming in the pond, im the duck.
Now should i not eat the bread just because that sick old fuck might enjoy it?
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>>678394066
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>>678392614
Yeah who ever I was arguing with before left so I haven't had much to say hopefully he or she listened to me and will turn to God
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>>678374793
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>>678374793
Okay, if the universe didn't just appear out of nowhere, then how did god come into existence?
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>>678393880
I'm in heaven now, /b/tard!
NOW is all there is!
Prove me wrong!
>Protip: you can't.
Stop being such a sorry fucker.
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1: bait and I know it

2: There's no evidence against a plane flying on Titan right now, does it exist? The burden of proof is on you to prove it, not on us to disprove it

3: tl;dr prove me wrong=bullshit

4: Titan is a moon of Saturn, and has an atmosphere
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>>678374793
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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>>678378195
Then how did god come to be was he standing there like "da fuck do I do, I have powers to create shit, ima create the dumbest expendable a in the universe"
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>>678394279
100th? Its almost over 9000.

>>678394313
Unable to drop the act? You need to relax sometimes man, you cant keep going like this.
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>>678374793
So where is he?
In my soul?
Oh ok.
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Why is the chick from Neverending Story always the poster child for these damn threads
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>>678394693
because its the never ending shitpost.
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>>678394693
The Neverending Stoooooooryyyyyyy duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuhhhhhhhh
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If god exists why would he create the funny bone
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>>678380281
Satan sounds like a chill dude who would buy you a beer and go around town looking for some stuff to do
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>>678394459
There is life after death and I realize that I will never prove that to you you have it in your mind and won't let me change that but just know God wants all souls to go to heaven and I hope one day you'll realize how much God loves you
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OP here. I should also mention that Christians claim to support God, yet they are unable to provide evidence that God exists.
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>>678374793
Well a god in a human body here don't listen to this christian fag, me and the other gods have been laughing at his insanity. This is the world of science kid, that means that if we gods come here we have to chose to be human then after we day we can repeat or go back to are original worlds. My Name is Omnishift and I am one of the Rebellion Gods.
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>>678380281
You make too many grammar mistakes, its too obvious man.
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>>678390701
well what if I got a really big giant robot and drove it to heaven

and maybe that robot could drive another larger robot
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>>678374793
>same retarded bait
>205 replies
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>>678374793
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>>678374976
That's vanity
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>>678391367
You've really mellowed out, Temujin. I'm glad you are all of our father.
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>>678393792
this>>678392985
earth= testing module for anti-evil weapons?
>>678393894
this
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>>678395570
I know, I keep telling anons to just let these die. Or at the very least sage your replies.
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>>678394313
Nah I just got better stuff to do than argue about a hypothetical spic in the sky forgiving my imaginary sin
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>>678395536
Gurren Laggen Refernce
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>>678391483
I guess it's supposed to be black? Dawkins described it in some detail I think, when he made this meme up
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>>678374793

G8 bait.

God's existence does not preclude science from happening. If science sets out to explain the functioning of our world at the observable level, then it can still be pursued with or without god. In either case humans are filtering their observations through a method that attempts to reach objectivity. This means that god or no god we can still give an account as to how gravity works in our universe, but the origin of said existence would depend on god.

That being said. You can't just drop the word god and science and not explain your interpretation of these terms....oh wait, you are troll.
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>>678395463
That's why it's called faith there's no "proof" by your definition and there never will be God won't allow that he wants people to be faithful not believe in him because science proves him real he wants people to believe in him without something scientific explicitly saying GOD IS REAL on top
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>>678395611
That's hot. Moar?
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Theists claim to support god, yet they are unable to disprove science.
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Oh it's this thread again, where OP is a loner with no friends and he feels the need to try and push his religious thoughts on to others.

However that is not the case, as he is clearly a poor troll, who tries this daily to get a rise.

But the loner part is true.
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>>678374793

I really don't care about this whole debate tbh, I do want to know why the thread pic is always that girl though?
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>>678395521
I don't care about my grammar mistakes you know what I say even if a few words are misspelled
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>>678391733
that's kinda like saying "wheels roll, boats do not"

progress isn't the goal of religion, in the sense of gaining more knowledge. religion has progressed immensely in its acquisition of power, minds and resources.

though I would like to just say religion has incidentally been the avenue of progress throughout history and many pleasant reformers have been sincere believers. it's just dumb, we all should get that there's no sky guy by now and he does not want our money.
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>>678374793
It's not the job of science to provide evidence for your theory.
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>>678395611
I wanna be the girl in this
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SAGE REPLY

The OP is an atheist who posts as a Christian. He doesn't abandon the thread. He posts in /b because there is no user ID. He then can answer as a Christian or an atheist. He likes to take the opposite side of the argument to get people all riled up. He admitted it several days ago. He is an east coaster too.

This thread isn't real though. It's full of the OP saying shit on both sides of the issue that is designed to create a response (i.e., BAIT).

If you want to talk about religion, there are other places to go where people actually exchange intelligent thoughts, not here though.

The KKK announces a march in a city. All the anti-KKK people come out and scream during the parade. Usually, it's a dozen or so KKK members and hundreds of protestors.

Want the KKK parades to stop? Ignore them. Let them walk down empty streets. Without all the protestors and cameras following the clash, there would be nothing to validate their message. Without an audience, the marches would stop.

Don't be the audience. Don't give the OP validation by enabling him. Ignore the thread and let it die every time. He'll be bored and go away.

SAGE REPLY
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I love how retards actually fall for the bait.
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>>678396686
Yeah you say, 'I'm trying really hard to throw out grammar mistakes so people will call me an idiot, because Im trolling these retards'
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SO Shapeshift here again don't listen OP he is a delusional fuck. If I could get my god form back I would instantly kill him but unfortunately we have to live with this waste of flesh.
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>>678392490
>>678393880
ooo, you guys are doing the "couples therapy role reversal" thing

as seen on sitcoms
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>>678397060
Fuck you the bait is delicious! You should try some!
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>>678374793
are you fucking serious we get this thread everyday twice a day do you really got to make this thread that often
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Fuck the bunny
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>>678374793
who the fuck is this girl?
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>>678397302
Shapeshift would always fuck they bunny -wink, wink-
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>>678397208
hey man, you need some sacrifices and stuff?

I got some offal and wool and I could burn it in front of you. I mean, if you're into it.
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>>678397566
No I take no sacrifices just need more logical humans on my side sense there are no humanoid shapeshifters around here and I'm living in hell in this body of flesh.
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>>678375287
This shit again. It's like they didn't even read the law before using it as "proof."

Earth is not a closed system fyi
We have the fucking sun as a source or energy
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>>678397186
No that's not at all what I'm doing I'm saying what I believe in so what if a word is misspelled I'm not trying to troll anyone but I get offended when people insult my religion and my God
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>>678397791
haha I feel that! middle age, huh?
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>>678397984
whatever you say bruh
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>>678374793
Repeated question, repeated response: Atheism has nothing to do with science, and many devout Christians (and spiritual folks of other religions) understand the realities that science descrives,. the two have nothing in common. You're simply repeating yourself because you're too lazy to work out the logic on your own.
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>>678398029
No fucking 18, your human system as they call it "School" is also hell, I want more time for my entertainment not getting my grades up so I can go up to college. I can see why you humans get this hell.
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>>678396969

Yep, OP just started a Cut/Uncut thread. Right on schedule.
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>>678374793

If you want to make the claim that something exists, then the burden of proof is on you.
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>>678397984
stop getting offended, because it's a dumb and crazy concept. You have to see that position as reasonable right? that you have a real man-shaped god who hides and looks upon us always and cares a lot about us, but is also incidentally infinite? this idea is implausible
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>>678374793
Burden of proof lies on the person making a claim
>>678375287
So tell me about the two laws. Also the earth isn't a closed system
>>678377398
Religion justifies war, economics makes war
>>678377811
good luck getting them to do that
>>678378660
It didn't appear from nothing thats not how evolution works, and examples of successive evolution of the eye still do exist google pinhole eye
>>678382505
Why didn't those prophets have a consistent
message?
>>678386458
Its a great movie
>>678387290
not dubs
>>678391843
No it hasn't been proven. But we made god in our own image
>>678394459
Then your definition of heaven is severely lacking
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>>678398697

READ

>>678396969
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>>678374793
>Doesn't Exist.
Ever heard of Schrodinger's cat?
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>>678398994
dude we all know. I guess a repeat every few minutes can be helpful.
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>>678398994
Self admitted shitpost, at least the poster was selfaware
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>>678399027
Nigga that's an analogy for electrons acting as wavelengths when not observed and particles when observed. Stop trying to push that overused philosophy bullshit
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>>678399408
I think the joke is just mouthing regurgitated pop-sci in response to the fakey regurgitated pop-Chri
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>>678399651
>pop-anything
That's the only joke here anon
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provide this
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>>678400322
Shock and Asshole, Human.
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>>678399408
the idea is disproving "gawd" with any kind of science is gonna end badly because you are merely trying to disprove an imaginary concept. Fucking religious faggots.
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>>678376181
We actually didn't evolve from monkeys.
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>>678374793

Theists claim to support faith, yet they are unable to provide evidence that Ganesha doesn't exist.

Your religion is the right religion, according to you, with no proof either way.

I know it's bait, but I have to point out facts here.
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