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>>678367914
Just sliced my head in half.
>>678367914
Ded, OP. I'm ded.
>>678367914
Shredded my leg from the knee to the foot, damn
>>678367914
not fucked at all because it's off faggot
>>678367914
Chopped off my penis
good thing I finished fapping before seeing this.
Just destroyed my fckn bed.
Literally impaled myself through my dick
>>678367914
Acquire double barreled shotgun and yell at people about my boomstick.
>>678367914
ded from internal bledding
Cuts left leg off.
>>678368216
Same...
>>678367914
Fucked?????? That is Fucking Awesome!!!!! Imma go chop up Niggahs now , awwwww ssshhhiiiiiieeeeeetttttttt
Cut my stomach open and died from eternal bleeding
>>678367914
Not. Because my other arm is holding my Boomstick!
>>678368617
>>cut off leg
>>internal bleeding
>>derpology never dies
>>678367914
Ripped mattress, spilled beer
>>678368633
>>678368216
I'm in the same boat
I broke my computer's keyboard because i'm lefty.
I got luck on this one
>>678367914
I just cut my pizza into smaller pieces.
Lucky it didn't happen when I was eating.
>>678368089
How is Elvis?
>>678367914
I just cut my face off.
pretty fucked since I'm stroking it right now
>>678367914
Left leg from the middle of femur cut off.
Well I'm going to have to buy a new phone
>>678367914
not as fucked as my mexican neighbors are about to be.
>>678367914
Right arm is kill
>>678367914
All fine aside from I've just fucked up my phone.
Not to worry, my arm is now a fucking chainsaw so getting a new one shouldn't be much of a struggle.
i am kill.
>>678367914
I'm fine, but my fucking monitor is gone and so is my keyboard.
Right side of my head is minced meat
no more dick for me then
>>678367914
what a great time to be touching my penis
I now have no penis. Not that I was using it for anything, mind you, but I liked having it around.
>>678367914
You'll never believe me but I'm telling you anyway....
I was born with no forearm on my right arm (so not left lol) and I've constantly been making new and cool inventions to use on it, which I can function through simple mechanical solutions or very basic electrical methods. I've recently created a chainsaw type of mechanism that is an actual saw blade but doesn't rotate very quickly as battery powered.
Probably finished this about 2 weeks ago so very coincidental I saw this ha
>>678369316
*groovy
My poor laptop.
>>678368056
yep, me too
>>678367914
sex change operation successful
>>678368617
>Leg cut off
>internal bleeding
>>678371266
Pics would be nice
>>678368056
Same
I just cut my leg
Ruined a chair
Cut my phone and Chest wide open i can't open my eyes with out blood dripping down from my hair i am covered lots of blood I feel fine it's freedom i am numb I am happy I am free :)
Pretty fucked considering I'm left handed
>>678371266
Pics spaz boi how do you fap do you just your dick on shit
You ever blasted your girls pussy with your stumb arms
>>678371600
underrated post
>>678372028
fuck u
>>678367914
Was biting my left thumb. Im dead.
Bed destroyed
Phone destroyed
Leg destroyed
Chest possibly cut
>>678368056
this
Sliced my jaw off.
>>678367914
just shoved a chainsaw under my jaw, and all the way through up my skull
>>678367914
Dick and left leg gone, pants & dad's office chair ruined
>>678368617
I think you meant eternal bleeding
>tfw when arm is up
>>678367914
My computer shielded my leg, so that was cool.
>left-handed master race
>>678367914
dead