Waifu claiming thread.-My thread can't be this cute edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep RP and ERP at a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed.
>>678360749
I'm going to claim like 20,is that okay?
>claiming yume
still demanding all waifu legs
>>678360749
kagami clammed
shiina attending!
>>678360140
how I do
>>678360266
>Just because I'm nice?
partially, most people aren't, including me, I'm a fucking asshole
>Because I'm bisexual?
>Because I'm transsexual?
nah, who cares?
You're just not sucky, like 99% of the people on this planet, that puts you in the 1%, hence, special
>Sameji's back, being deep today
>>678360749
Homura claimed Claim.
>>678360432
You dont trust in my aiming skills?
Your feet look tired from cruising the sea, let me massage them.
>>678360694
Really? That's strange tough
>>678360890
More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
>>678360972
Huh, but I know so many nice people. Even nicer than me
Tenryuu claimed
>>678360099
Compliments of Rory-sama
>>678360727
Syndrome from The Incredibles. Wanted to erase the memory of superheroes by using tech to elevate regulars.
Oh, and Rory Mercury claimed.
Pic to follow. Took me forever to find this one on mobile.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>678360749
Best waifu claimed Kongou desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUKsJSz7btE
>>678360890
You're not even welcome to claim one, Hector Hernandez.
![]]D ][ ]]V[[ ]]D.png](https://i.imgur.com/zvBI65V.jpg "]]D ][ ]]V[[ ]]D.png")
>lurking while I get some dank work done
leg
>>678361140
Nah mane, the more the merrier
>>678361301
why the fug not?
>>678361196
And heres the Rory pic.
>>678361268
https://youtu.be/wucuqR5ceVQ
>>678360890
sachi claim
>>678360749
can we still have the
>How do we know if they are real guns?
>I don't know we will just have to point them at each other
>shoot and see which one is real
rules?
>>678361268
your waifu is adorable
Tell me were the freaks at
Best German CV Claimed
>>678360890
>Tumblr ..
>>678361307
Show me your work
>Trips here
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSbJD2G.jpg "[anon intensifies].jpg")
>>678361268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBFfc5246fM&nohtml5=False
>i know that you're not the real one
>>678361496
Isnt this the loveliest voice ever?
Claiming
>>678361061
I just want you to get a little closer... no chance of missing that way.
I wouldn't mind some close combat either...
>>678361140
>I know so many nice people. Even nicer than me
really? maybe it's america then, most people are, on some level or another, completely self-centered and self-serving, and not nice
>>678361196
this is gold
>>678361431
leg?
>>678361646
Yeah, no.
>>678361196
Ooooh, that Syndrome... I think he wasn't wrong to be honest.
>>678361595
sure, I'll add them if I don't forget them. What were they about?
:3
>>678361536
Exactly, that's what I'm doing
>>678361646
>tumblr
And?
>>678361431
>*hnnng*
>>678361708
What does that mean? There is already a Kongou?
Best type moon claimed
>>678361798
Uuh, forgot
>claimed Claimed
>>678361801
But... there are not many people which are even nicer than me. But most people definetly aren't assholes.
>>678361432
Because you're a man sized cancer tumor.
And those can't have waifus.
>>678361431
Smug
>>678361431
>legs
>>678361646
Hey Graf.
>>678361859
>>678361801
>running low on good leg
Tomboys are for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboys with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that tomboys are for
>>678361824
He had the right idea. Execution was good. Shouldnt have killed all the supers though. Gave Incredible reason to go looking for shit and to act. And his plan at the end was pretty horrible as well. Should have laid low. He showed promise with his monologue awareness though.
>>678362146
And neither can you FAGGOT
>>678361960
The OG, ~desu.
Sill is da best of them all
>>678362137
eh, maybe I'm just too cynical, I follow the rule of guilty until proven innocent when dealing with people
>>678362280
>I only have 2
>>678361960
>he doesn't know
kek
>>678362342
It's been such a long time since I saw the incredibles... I was a kid then so I don't know his monologue anymore. Just that he wasn't completely wrong
>>678362525
I try to follow it the other way around. Innocent until proven guilty
>>678361646
I don't think it's ready to go public yet.
Tsundere Heavy Cruiser is the flagship of my heart.
>>678362429
a-at least I can have a husbando
>>678362235
smug?
>>678362828
that's how I end up with shitty friends and people who screw me over
>welcome to 'murica
>>678362429
a couple more and I'm set
I'm so fucking determined to beat this game right now
>>678361824
thats all they were i think, tats just added them last thread with no context
>>678362768
those legs
>>678362953
Whatever,Puck for best furfu
>>678362525
>I have 5
>2 are lewd
>>678362900
I'm ready
>>678362235
>severe lack of smug
>>678363131
You can do it
>>678361307
Ms. P you fucking slut. Great to see you.
>>678362280
Hello there Gaiko
How you doing ?
>>678361857
Because we hate fucking tumblr
>just change a pic name
>>678362900
Something about waifu thread ?
>>678363091
>Noice
>>678363131
Furutaka is the best ship in the game
>Colorado also
>>678361798
Combat? Are you turning this into some sort of competition?
I do what I want with my waifu.
>>678363390
I suppose we can start keeping records.
cl'aim
>>678362460
Is that the guy that ends all sentences with ~desu?
I've seen him in dumping pics in a loli thread.
>>678362828
Nah, he had enough awareness during the monologue to realise that he was drawn into one, stopped and shut down Incredible as he almost got away.
>>678362235
S M U G
>>678363376
You it's funny because I'm pretty sure some pixiv members post their stuff on tumblr and then to pixiv and don't worry im no faggot sjw
>>678363376
>noice
IK I got like 3 f them
>>678363337
You got it already.
>>678363376
Yeah, kinda.
>>678363080
Hmm... I see. America must be a shit place...
>>678363230
alright... I'll add them
>>678363788
heh, should watch it again I think
>>678363986
Shit, forgot this.
>>678363365
Good to see you too.
The fucking Soviet National anthem starts blaring and I instantly Join in on the chorus
Thanks, Tenten
>>678363622
Or we could try RECORDING it.
>>678363337
I guess I had a couple more I forgot about
>essentially nothing lewd exists of Sameji
>>678364065
yes, yes it is
Witness Wendy claimed.
Do you guys ever have dreams about your waifu? I just did...it was only partially lewd, and kind of nice.
Is that bad? :c
>>678364194
Very well.
Daily waifu roll.
>>678364163
I don't know if i should play the "Tank Dating Simulator" or the "Cyka Dating Simulator"
>>678364619
I'm kinda preoccupied with Homura,.
>booya
>>678360749
>>678364619
Kinda... normal. As long as its not too lewd, I guess.
>>678364700
Pleb can't decide on his waifu.
>>678364619
>Ever dreamt about your waifu?
Nope. And if, it would be a nice nightmare
>Is that bad
I don't know. Probably means you've put too much distant to the real world.
>>678364223
If I get my own appartment I'd like to invite some of you over hehe. It might be pretty nice
>>678364619
>Is that bad?
lil bit
only a little
>>678364619
I wish I had dreams about my waifu. It isn't bad, I envy you
>>678363376
I'm alright. How have you been?
>>678363986
Which one is it?
>I have a lot of your stuff saved
>>678364065
It's not a third world country or anything but it isn't great
>unless we're talking about Michigan
>that's a shitty place
>>678364223
That's a good thing, she is pure.
>>678364619
Not exactly
>>678364951
pleb stuck to 1 waifu
Claimed you fuckers
>>678364988
I'll bring cookies
>>678365020
indeed so
most indeededly
>>678364619
its fine as long as it doesn't become overly lewd
>>678364700
who even rolls for a waifu every day?
you need to stick with one anon
>>678364143
You good? I don't recall you always being so cancer based.
>>678365020
Haha, I meant more of a shitty place because the people seem like self centered dicks.
>>678365251
You're gonna be my favourite Visitor.
>>678364692
You dont look so excited. I promise no one will know.
>>678363855
>I will not say that I have few pic from tumblr
>I just change file name
No im never use tumblr mate
>IK I got like 3 f them
Wut ? why u have same one ?
>>678363986
Say something more about this !
>>678365020
Intensive work in job
Little pain on my back
New coopworkers in job
>Nothing new
How about you ?
>>678360749
Good evening, friends. How is everyone?
>superior autism CLAIMED!
Reise, reise, Seeman reise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms4Or1llVpA
>>678365368
Yeah, I just haven't gotten a lot of sleep lately, been at the grindstone,
>>678365020
It isn't an image, all I can say for now.
>>678365386
Michigan is worse though, one of the worst places on earth
aww yee, favourite visitor
Tsukiko claimed
>>678365386
Well, for the most part people are.
>Is it different in other places?
>>678365508
That sucks. I keep having headaches and trouble sleeping, that's pretty much all that's new.
>>678365575
Hey Mugi. What's up?
>>678365712
Alright.
>>678365856
Michigan is THE worst.
>>678365699
Its a good opener song. Love the bridge / chorus. Rammstein are far more than Du Hast.
>im ready kids!
>>678365856
well... free cookies are always good. I love cookies... and americans make super sweet cookies!
>>678366030
Well, most of my friends I know are really nice. I don't know many self centered pricks.
>>678365488
I was just trying to gauge how serious you were.
I know you would never do anything crass and because of that I'm completely fine with it.
I don't care if anybody knows.
>>678366030
literally nothing
Claimed, faggots
>>678365508
one for display out of the box,2nd one for box display and the 3rd one for emergency backups
and quit dissing on tumblr,I only got there for images that is all
>>678365712
Mm, well get some rest soon. Not that I miss my slave or anything.
>Okay maybe I do
>Just checking up on you, I swear
>>678364336
Nice claim, I never expected a ghost stories claim. Have you even accepted our Lord and savior jesus Christ?
>>678364988
Ohh that would be fun! I might actually hang out with someone irl since I left school...
>>678365010
>>678365258
It it was kind of fun, but I wish I remembered more of it. Nothing too lewd, just 1st base shit.
>>678366030
yes it is, close second is florida, but I don't want to gift florida to canada so it'll be their problem
>>678366179
welcome to 'murica, everything is super sweet
>high fructose corn syrup
>>678360749
Another day, another claim thread.
>When will this all end
>>678366313
Smart thinking with the third. Id inly get 2 of waifu, all others only one. Pricing issue for me as well.
>pic related. Not waifu.
>>678366471
Well, its nice and healthy then.
Rory-sama
>>678366188
Going to watch more CA, laters !
>>678366471
Yeah! But first I've gotta get an appartment as well as a job. Before that it's just a nice dream.
>>678366697
It's a dream for a sweetooth like me! Bring me some sweets!
>I wanna try them
>>678366389
>I've been bad, I swear!
I need a cup of coffee, been crunching code all day.
>>678366748
Take care <3
>>678366087
Not many people go straight to Ich tu dir weh. They have tons of good songs, though. Sonne, Rosenrot, Mutter, Keine Lust...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af59U2BRRAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M4ADcMn3dA
>>678366471
Still pretty good
>>678366471
>>678366179
Probably a good 90% of the people here are assholes, but some are worse than others.
>>678366226
Same, man.
I might be able to get a new guitar in like 2 weeks, but that's being hopeful.
>>678366697
Let Juri get out and give it to Cuba
>>678367015
>We'll talk about punishment later tonight.
I could really go for some myself. Pulling a double here at my job right now.
>>678367314
>a good 90%
This is accurate.
>>678366471
I don't think I've seen you around here before, friend. If that's the case - welcome. How're you?
>>678366702
Why, when we die!
>>678367302
Stop that.
>>678366471
yeah thats fine then
>>678366702
hey michiru
>pic very related
claimed
Need to go
Gute Nacht Everyone
>>678367461
>>678367479
Every day, we stray further from God's light
>>678367314
>>678367456
>it's accurate
That's giving me goosebumps... I don't want to live in a country like that.
I mean I want to like people.
>>678367635
Byebye Grad!
>>678367461
>>678366904
i can make some pretty good cheesecake
>>678367635
Gute Nacht Graf!
>>678367643
>he believes there's a god
Jkjk, I can't prove there isn't one and that's fine by me. We all get through differently, friend.
>>678367760
im leaving i hope youre happy atebtdgtsssssssss
>>678367635
euch allen - essentially means 'to you' (plural)
alle miteinander - roughly means 'everybody' in this context
>night
>>678366904
will do
>I always keep a bag of chocolate in my room
>>678367314
there's the solution, then we just gotta let texas and california become their own countries and we've solved americas problems
>suck it, trump
>>678367700
when you live in the most individualised, capitalistic society on earth, where everything is accomplished by trotting on others, you don't have much of a choice by to adapt
>czech'd double dubs
>>678366904
Omg same here. It would be a miracle if I could get a job, but maybe soon eventually...
>>678367302
No bad! Sakura is pure and cute!
>>678367461
Fairly new? Ive started posting only a couple days ago but I'm kind of here every day now. I'm feeling really nice now though.
>>678367855
Well, a God is kind of hard to believe in. Though, I do like the idea of heaven and hell. Gives me a reason not to slap a bitch every day.
>>678367784
I don't trust the cheesecake from McDonalds here. Our American native speaker said the brownies from McDonalds are bullshit compared to the real deals. So she brought us some brownies she made herself. Best sweets I've had so far!
So... so... please make me some cheesecake!
>>678368016
Oh, awesome! I love chocolate!
It's rather sad that your country works like that. I don't want to be that kind of person.
>>678368067
Haha, I know. I wrote over 100 applications already and even went to shit that are doublechecking what I'm sending out for free and I still don't get a job.
>>678367635
Goodnight Graf.
See you tomorrow.
>>678367700
You have no idea.
>>678368016
Can I get out of Texas before this happens?
>>678367635
cya fellow coffee drinker
>>678367643
and stray further into darkness?
Heeello everyone! Anyone got plans this weekend!
>who wants a hug?
>>678368272
you get used to it, just try not to become that kind of person yourself
>>678368282
yea, come to minnesota, then we'll just let mexico take texas back
>>678368445
probably just gym all weekend lol, what about you?
>hello hugs
>>678368282
I think I'm glad I don't
>>678368445
>Spooky backstab hugs
Helllooo~
>>678368566
I'm trying to. I mean it's working so far pretty good
>>678367387
>Doesn't mean I won't fight back
A mug of coffee and a bowl of kush is all I need
>>678368272
Macca's in murica's always shit.
>>678368445
School's in two days. Gimme a double combo, with extra cuddles on the side please.
>>678368648
>Spooky
Doot
>>678368445
Does merely existing in this cold, cruel world count as a plan?
>I need a hug
>I really do
>>678368761
Make one about feminists bullying Juri for sexist remarks.
>>678368272
Damn, that sucks :c my problem is that I live in the country on some shit farm, and while there are jobs, I can't get to them without driving. And I can't do that because driving scares the fuck out of me and I just can't do it...
Otherwise I like to think I would actually have one now
>>678368445
Hey Prinz.
I'm gonna go to an art car parade.
>good luck with the hug today
>>678368648
Where do you live, by the way?
>>678368566
I was thinking about Minnesota.
>You won't believe how many people down here want the Republic of Texas to be a thing again
>>678368643
Oh that's good! I'm probably gonna play Jubeat at the arcade again
>happy hugs
>>678368648
Aah! You scared me! Hi Chara Onee-chan!
>tight hugs
>>678368937
Oh sucks to hear that!
>double wombo combo hugs with mini cuddles on the side
>>678369014
Oh God did someone happen? Do you want to talk?
>comforting hugs
>i won't let go til your better
>>678368761
But Ms. Pauling's not real. She's like a character by valve
>>678369014
I believe the plan is to not let the existential dread set in.
>Don't let it set in
>>678367179
Seemann, Feuer Frei!, Roter Sand, Waidmanns Heil. Enjoyed them for a long time.
>>678368937
My maaaaate. Which city?
>>678368445
I planned to be the human husk that i am...maybe drinking some whisky, the usual stuff...
>don't give me hugs. They make me puke
>>678368937
Well, I guess... I started avoiding eating at McDonalds since they're just warming up frozen burger patties... even burger king warms them up more...
>Doot
Call of Dooty
Modern Doot 2
>>678369071
you are scared of driving? Is there a reason for it?
>>678369150
I live in Austria. It's under Germany. Ya know the original nazis
>>678369157
Hellooo Prinz~
>cuddles
I loooove cuddling
