ITT: completely, honestly, absolutely autistic shit you do
I have to get completely naked when I poop, or at least only socks. Pooping with clothes on makes me feel weird
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>>678359150
I do the same thing
>>678359150
same. and sometimes I stand.
>>678359150
Do you not have a job? Or go anywhere?
I drink coffee with a slice of butter put in, and a spoon of sugar, yet somehow I only weigh 164lbs and do physical activity frequently.
>>678359150
I have to take my clothes off to take a shit too. Altough I don't do it in public restrooms.
Also, I talk to myself as if I was talking to another person, like rehearsing a play
>>678359150
I do exactly the same
>>678360449
>buttered coffee
thats not really autistic tho
I don't use my hands for fapping i just grind my dick against my bed untill i cum
>>678360416
Unlike a degenerate, i only shit at home
always shower after shitting
>>678360449
How is that auristic? 13% of caloried should be from fat. Butter in coffe is actually good, if it's real butter. I do the same. Enough nutrients to wake you up
>>678359150
Even in public, or alone, I feel obligated to make some sort of throat noise (Like a fake throat clearing) or slight hum just for the sake of feeling the back of my throat.
>>678360847
Truly autistic
>>678360909
Yea, I here it also makes the caffeine effect last longer, It's just everyone I've recommended it to has kind of looked at me weird and never mentioned it again.
>>678360847
Same
When I shit in public restrooms, I try to wipe as minimal as possible and don't flush so the next person who comes can admire my work.
I believe Han shot first
I talk to myself because nobody I know right now or have ever met so far can really keep up with me. I catch myself doing it in public when I'm high, though in an odd whisper so nobody can really hear. I get odd looks from people passing by close to me sometimes, but my appearance makes them assume they misheard, and that I wasn't babbling to myself like a maniac
>>678361712
fuck you
>>678361712
so you're that person I hate?
>>678361069
Only an autist uses toilet paper to wipe instead of baby wipes.
I shit on floors. When Im pooping ill just hang off the side and drop one on the floor. It started at school but I do it all the time now. Im 27
>>678362907
Elaborate pls
I have a pendrive full of food-on-wallets porn, and everytime i see someone left himself logged on any site in a public computer (at college) I send some of it to all their contacts.
I just get a weird thrill out of it
>>678363446
>food on wallets porn
Wat the hell is this
Sometimes when I get out of the shower I flail my arms around like a crazy hooker and gyrate my body around with the most awkward contortions. I feel like it'll help me dry off. I have been doing this for years now.
>>678363446
Dude.
>>678364210
Like this.
It's not compleetely my fetish, it doesn't get me hard by itself. It's like the type of shit you only drink when you are already drunk.
>>678363446
>>678364728
Trips
>>678359150
You're like my friend. He explained that he's used to pooping at home right before a shower so it feels right for him to strip even when pooping outside.
>>678364728
I'm not sure what to say about that