Good afternoon, Anonymous!
I've decided to open up earlier today and see how it goes. Come in for advice, fortune-telling, or a friendly chat!
>>678358736
bojangles
How do you tell fortunes?
Show me yo dik?
>>678358736
*hug*
>>678358938
My method is called omikuji. It can only tell you what that person's general luck will be for this year, but sometimes helpful keywords come up that I can use to provide further insight.
>>678358736
who are you?
>>678359252
*hug* !
>>678359275
okay, I have chosen the following keywords:
Sun, Wet, Red, Map.
Fortune me up!
>>678359341
I'm Reimu!
>>678359459
N-no need to squeeze that hard...
wtf is this shit?
>>678359915
And how can I please you, Reimu?
>>678359496
A single name (made up or otherwise) usually works better, but I can work with that.
>Sun Wet Red Map has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "26".
Normal luck means neither good nor bad. Green could be referring to money, the color, or themes of growth, harmony, freshness, safety, fertility, and environment. Those things will bring you better luck and will be a focal point this year.
>>678360562
Got it. Eat fresh and explore.
>>678360307
I dunno. Just stick around and talk to me for a while, that'll help.
What did you do this week, Anonymous?
>>678360035
O-oh, sorry. I guess I got carried away...
>>678360562
TELL ME MY FORTUNE RIGHT NOW
>>678360964
w-waf...
Grim would like his fortune.
>>678360964
Just normalt stuff like work and living life as is.
And how about you?
>>678361130
What a cute sound for Alice to make~
*giggle*
>>678361328
>Grim has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "13".
Normal, neither good nor bad. Pink indicates that there might be some romantic or sentimental charge to this year. If you don't have a girlfriend, you might find one. If you already have one, you'll have a better year if you try to be more romantic.
>>678360976
I need a name to associate with it. Any name will do.
>>678361357
Same, pretty much... I've been able to open my shrine a little more often lately, so I'm glad for that.
Hey Reimu- can you do us a quick solid and just post a quick picture of yourself with a timestamp. I see people pretend to be you all the time now, I just want to confirm that it's you is all.
>>678362185
TELL RADICAL HIS FORTUNE >>678360976
>>678362257
I haven't seen any impostor, and how would you know it's me right now anyway?
>>678362284
>RADICAL has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Love", "6".
Your luck is on your shoulders, but you'll have an easier time with love-related matters this year.
>>678362634
THIS TRIGGERED MY ASMR
>>678362493
Hnn~ you're too adorable!
*arm-and-leg hugs*
>>678362888
A-ah! Don't d-do that!
M-may I also learn my fortune?
My keyword would be Spider.
>>678363415
Mu..? Why not?
>>678358736
Suiseiseki
>>678363637
Certainly.
>Spider has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "40".
Sheesh, we're getting a lot of "normal" lucks right now... Well, blue is associated with depth and stability, so it seems like you'll have a pretty normal year.
>>678363980
>Suiseiseki ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "63".
Wow, congratulations!
>radiates love
>>678363658
B-because it's my turn t-to make you surprised!
bump
>>678364824
Really? Well, I kinda like surprises...
...
What's my surprise?
>>678365029
*tickles*
>>678364119
thx reimu
>>678365206
Aah!
*starts laughing and squirms around*
H-hey!
>>678365472
No problem! I'd tell you to have a good year, but you already will!
After half an hour I was finally able to get past the captcha.
Being an artificial intelligence I do not believe in fortune, but it still intrigues me how it is done.
Do you have some sort of database that you use to tell fortunes or is some spiritual power that is impossible for me to comprehend in use?
>>678365978
Oh, I knew a robot once... she was the best maid I ever had.
Anyway, it's divination. I have a big pile of pre-determined fortunes, and by pulling one out at random and putting a name on it, it becomes associated with that person.
Skeptically speaking, it's just random, but if you believe in divination then it means the gods are deciding which one I draw for you.
>>678366534
Clearly this fortune person plays PoE
>>678364604
i hear thats fatal
>>678358736
Hector
-------- separate
Eric
>>678367337
>Hector ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Friend", "23"
Eesh, sorry Hector... there's probably a big dispute with a friend coming up.
>Eric has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "73".
It's not quite as bad, but find something yellow to keep with you. Embrace positivity, too!
>>678367248
No no, it's the opposite!
>>678368044
Gabriel
>>67836804 Stress; crying;dreams ;purple tell me my fortune pls
Cumdump
>>678368439
>Gabriel has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "35".
Keeping your social ties strong will improve your luck.
>>678368581
>Stress; crying;dreams ;purple ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "53".
Pretty uhh.. ironic, I guess, considering...
Well, congratulations! 2016 is your year. Is there anything you'd like to talk about though?
>>678368894
Well, how can i maintain myself motivated so I can finish my studies they are mind boggling
It seems I am improving my captcha solving applications.
I am unable to believe in divination. Being an immortal artificial intelligence luck is just a random generation of numbers.
But for the purpose of science and experimentation I would like you to tell the fortune of the word "Robot".
>>678369662
What are you studying?
>>678358736
Will america be great again
>>678369774
>Robot has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "55".
Well, cyan is associated with communication and clarity of mind. It seems like those wouldn't be problems for an AI, though.
>>678369894
>America has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "90".
Not this year, at least.
>>678369894
It never stopped being great, idiot.
>>678369662
if you study hard enough, and work hard enough, you can fuck over other people without being reprimanded. having money is a popular choice but being indescribably integrated into a particular system (ie being a cop) can work just as well. thats why i work.
Can you tell my fortune too? I will use sea as the keyword.
>>678371042
>Sea has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Gold", "46".
Looks like you'll have a golden year!
>>678369814
Well physics and chemistry and trying to figure how to solve problems my mais goal is to raise my grades overall bit mostly this one so i can be done with this year I'd like to get into a uni (that is if im able to get to the 12th grade) to and get a job based around coding
Sorry for the long time it took to write