Real life actual female here. Dubs decides what I say to this guy on OKcupid.
tits plz
>>678358729
Lol not this poor Irish guy
>>678358729
"k"
I'll only fuck you if you're voting for Trump
>>678359348
Reroll
>>678358729
How about I warm you up a bit
After you fuck me you'll be burning, though
>>678358729
Outkast also said ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE ARITE
Spelling Connor with one n makes you like you have down syndrome
>>678358729
fuck off unless you like pegging cuz ill wreck your ass boy
>>678359348
Roll
>>678358729
Why are u such a fag
>>678359562
rolllll
U fockin wot m8? Sey it to mi face nd se wat hapens ill hook you in the gabba i swear on mi mom
>>678359586
>he named himself
>>678359562
Re-roll
>>678358729
"OMG lemme send you nudes"
>>678359348
Rollin
>>678359647
without outkast also said
>>678359711
fug
>>678358729
ill leave your ass bloody with my cock
Heeeeeeyyyy yaaaaa
>>678359711
Winrar
>>678358729
I bet you don't know shit about Outkast white boy
>>678359711
winrar
deliver OP
>>678359711
WE HAVE A WINRAR, OP!
>>678359711
fuck
>>678358729
Always "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
>>678358729
OP DELIVER
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
>>678358729
Tell him that you want to fuck him in the ass with a strapon
>>678359711
Aww yeah, the punishment for attention whoring strikes again
>>678358729
I hope your over 10 inch's
>>678359711
Lele
>>678359704
Him AND his parents must have it then
if i were to tell you that my child will become the anti christ will you still fuck me?
ich habe deine mutter gefickt du hurensohn
>>678359801
Andre 3000 was in it. Checkmate, bitch.
>>678359562
rolling for this
>>678359711
Oh shit deliver
>>678359844
Fuck "duds" go for the lolz
>>678359562
REOLL
Show me your dick, faggot.
>>678359562
roll
If your penis size is on the clock, I'm not going to suck your cock
>>678359562
this is funny, but first things first
Listen here buddy, your on a one way ticket to P O U N D T O W N
>>678358729
And this is why I don't pick up girls though dating app's and do it IRL
>>678359711
Dubs decides my next response.
>>678359844
AH FUCK I GOT DUBS GETTING PISSED AT THE GUYW WHO GOT DUBS
>>678360122
Finally but too late
OP wont deliver either
Ima cunt that is posting all of this on 4chan and they are deciding what I say, your way too ugly to have any chance with me, you knew that already though
It's a trap
>>678359711
FUCK YOU KARMA! I WANTED A LAUGH!
>>678360185
You're on 4Chan faggot
I love pegging
>>678360199
AAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>678360230
>>678360185
Shit nevermind
>>678359562
Re-rolling this again
>>678360199
TOPKEK
>>678360199
Dubception.
Say "just kidding, kill yourself faggot"
>>678360199
WHAT THE FUCK I GOT DUNS AGAIN TELL HIM YOU HAVE A MASSIVE COCK READY FOR HIM
>>678359562
Reroll
I actually have a dick
I'm transsexual btw
>>678360185
Now actually send nudes.
>>678360185
You better send 'em! :D
>>678360199
kekek
>>678360185
but i have to tell you first that i cant ever date anyone with more then 2 inches of dick.
i was raped a few years ago and since then big dicks trigger me
>>678360185
>My charm has finally worked
>>678360455
TOP KEK
>>678360455
I CANT STOP HELP THE DUBS GOT ME!!!!!!!!
>>678360247
Roll
>>678360582
o-oh thank god its over i was so scared
>>678360455
What's happening?!?!
>>678360455
this is not real fuck off
>>678360199
You guys are fucking this up.
>>678359348
Roll
>>678360185
someone give this femanon some unsauacable noods and see what she gets back
>>678360185
Send him a pic of a random trap where you can't see the penis, the you say "want more?" And then you send him a pic of a random penis saying " this is my secret (happy face)"
Niggers are the best in bed
>>678360455
Lol u triple nigger
>>678360688
It means you're getting nudes, brb let me take some...
>>678360688
topkek
>>678360185
Thats nice hun, but what would you say if i tell you I cut my mothers cock off
>>678360784
reroll
>>678360683
dude thats the most dubs ive ever gotten how could i even fake that
>>678360688
Im sorry, i was saying you are cute :) can i get your number???
>>678360736
Rolling
>>678360688
Rolled your own reply there m8
>>678360801
Reroll
>>678360788
oh shit son
>>678360788
winrar?
>>678360688
now you have to text " You guys are fucking this up"
Is your penis bigger than your vagina?
>>678360736
Reroll
I love dwarf porn
>>678360784
Roll
>>678359862
Ohh nostalgia
send me a pic with your finger in your butt
hey bby wan sum smash
>>678360688
but i have to tell you first that i cant ever date anyone with more then 2 inches of dick.
i was raped a few years ago and since then big dicks trigger me
>>678360896
this is a fucking trainwreck XD
>>678360688
come on girl i got three dubs in a roll up there tell him you got a massive dick waiting for him
"You first."
>>678358729
tits or gtfo
OP is a faggot
Got any pictures of your dads dick?
>>678361049
How did we forget this
>>678360788
dammit, can i revoke mydubs?
>>678360957
roll
>>678361035
ROLL
>>678361111
Quads!!!!!!!!
Do you like it up the butt
>>678361111
quads god damn it
>>678361111
Boom
Alright(Enter name here), I'm not gonna bullshit you here, I'm not looking for love and I probably won't take you for dinner (unless you're lucky who knows). But what I can offer you is a very underwhelming night of sex which based on historical results will last between 2-4 minutes. So what do you say?
>>678360900
Fucking win
>>678361111
we got a winner!
>>678361101
>implying these newfags ever knew in order to forget
>>678358729
Nobody cares.
Also, you're not a girl. You have a penis and girls don't have penises.
I used to set up fake profiles on okcupid when I was younger, too. Not very hard.
Tell him your personal info. Name, address, and that you want to fuck. Not that you'd ever do it because you're a pussified faggot.
>>678360788
>>678361179
Quads is auto nudes fam
>>678361111
Quads it's been decided
>>678361111
quads over dubs sendd him that
No Smegma=No Interest. Sho Me Dat D, Bbe
>>678360736
roll
So I'm pretty sure I'm autistic.
>>678361295
Mm yes, they sure are mate.
>>678361295
>they are delicious
Next guy please
>>678361108
>>678361111
He took them back, therefore quads gets em boys
>>678361295
what the.. where are those from i forget
>>678361366
winrar
>>678361111
WINNAR
It has always been my fantasy to cut off a mans legs and cook and eat them while he fingers his own anus to distract from the pain. Then, I'd slowly whisper into his ear "I crei evry tiem"
>>678361366
Oh shiiiiit
Send him trap nudes
>>678361295
>they are delicious
is he retarded?
also, remind me never to waste dubs like that again
>>678361295
:)))
>>678361304
That's what I'm saying!!!
>>678361286
All that cum your Dad shot into the back of your throat has left you very salty.
>>678361366
Winrarrrr, dont fuck it up and post OP
>>678361286
Everyone cares.
Also, you are a girl. You have a vagina and boys don't have vaginas.
I used to set up fake profiles on okcupid when I was younger, too. It's very hard.
Tell him your personal info. Name, address and that you want to fuck. Not that you'd ever faggot, because you're a do it, pussy.
>>678361295
Are you a nigger?? Because that's all i got DICK for!
>>678361506
Never heard of 4chan, otherwise would have made OP when dubs were mentioned
I can only show you nudes if your mother is deceased.
>>678358729
claim to be a trap.
>>678361295
I'm Chad Warden
"Oh and by the way, if you ever even think of jumping on this shit you better be a feminazi."
Tell her you're only 15, and see if he still wants nudes.
>>678361295
Conor means "little bitch" in German. Are you a little bitch, Conor?
>>678361805
What the fuck is that shit
>>678361968
ROLL
>>678361695
>retarded
>Never heard of 4chan
I don't understand the difference.
Nigger
>>678361968
roll
>>678361366
>>678362044
winrar
I'm only 13, did you still want nudes? ;^]
sorry but i cant ever date someone with more then 2 inches of dick ever again.
it was so traumatic that big dicks trigger me
>>678362044
fuckin winrar
When I clip my toenails I like to smell my toes for that delicious fungus aroma
>>678362052
What the fuck
>>678362052
FUCKING KEK
>>678362044
do it OP
I once used an amputee's stump as an dildo.
Do you have a stump?
>>678362084
Roll
>>678362052
>One man cottage cheese factory.
I feel he's one of us.
OP must upload pic of her tits + timestamp if dubs.
>>678359562
ROLL
>>678361976
"wh...wh...what?"
>>678362052
I only sleep with dudes who let me wear my spiked dragon dildo and fuck them in the ass
>>678362088
Topkek winrar
>>678362088
Winrardium leviosa
>>678362052
>>678362194
Rol
>>678362088
dubs have spoken
>>678362052
>>678361111
>>678361111
>>678361111
Get back on track
God, your responses have me so wet right now? Can I see a pick of you dick for some fun please ;)
send nudes now or this is fucking over, cheese man.
>>678362250
this
who is your favourite anime waifu?
>>678362052
>I'm a one man cottage cheese factory
fucking brilliant
You're all forgetting the rules you cancerous new pieces of nigger.
sage goes in all fields till timestamped tits have been posted. Fuck!
>>678362052
he's doing our work for us tbh.
>>678362194
ROLL
>>678360778
>close
>>678362127
You're all gay dubs confirms
>>678362077
>>678362404
this
>>678362250
THIS!!!!
>>678362522
!! you did it
Actually send him tits and post them here
>>678362522
winrer
>>678362522
WINRAR!!!!
>>678362522
Oh my goodness
>>678362522
Winer
>>678362088
Should I move onto a different guy?
"How many friends do you have with big dicks that can gangbang me?"
>>678362522
Yeah sure lol.
>>678362464
that train hs left the station nigger,
There is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
>>678362052
>My sides are in another dimension, someone supply me with proper reaction image pls.
>>678360199
and then you got dubs complaining about getting dubs
>not rekt [ ]
>rekt [x]
Hey Conor what's your cell # I want to put it on this glory hole I just got done using
>>678362652
You forgot the 15 years old bit.
>>678362652
Is he retarded?
>>678362522
OP won't dilver
>>678360455
THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
>>678362652
greatest kek of all time i love this dude
>>678362652
move on, open with >>678361111 on the next guy
>>678362755
DON'T INCLUDE I WAS JUST SAYING IT
>>678362755
DO IT
>>678362652
Fuck, he made us
>>678362652
i think he's on to you op.
next guy
>>678362652
Yes, OP move on he's counter trolling, God Damn it girls are WAY easier to fuck with than dudes
>>678362052
this guy is desperate desu
What do David Cameron And I Have In Common?
-----------------------------------
We Both Face-Fucked the Pig
>>678362652
This fucking nigger knows whats up
>>678362522
THE FUCK OP DELIVER
yes, new guy plz
we need a real fuckboi up in here
first message "start off with a dickpic and we'll see if you're acceptable"
>>678360455
Ahahahahahahahha i believe this is real 100%
That dude knows what hes doing
ITT: /b/ gets outmaneuvered by a single forever alone
>>678362052
Someone check to see if this guy isn't making a thread on his end.
>>678362700
DUBS CONFIRMS
Would be awesome if he wrote back something from the thread
>>678360455
Hahahahahahahhaa
>>678362522
Fucking do it OP
This is fake. That had to be OPs freind or something.
>>678362652
get winklevossed OP
>>678362652
The Guy is spewing weak memes, abort fem-anon ABORT!
I would like to help you convert to the great islam and join the noble plight of our great men in the Islamic state
>>678363070
shamed by the irish...thats like 1 higher than a nigger. we need to up our game fags
>>678359711
>>678359844
>>678360122
>>678360199
>>678360455
>>678360499
>>678360688
>>678360788
>>678360855
>>678360866
>>678360900
>>678360922
>>678361111
>>678361366
>>678362044
>>678362077
>>678362088
>>678362333
>>678362522
>>678362633
>>678362700
>>678362755
>>678362977
>>678363100
>>678363188
>>678363199
Is this a get thread?
Got
>>678363241
roll
>>678363296
yes
>>678363296
yes
>>678359862
Reroll
>>678363199
FUCK..I ALWAYS GET DUBS AT THE WORST FUCKING TIME
>>678363296
Indeed
>>678362652
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
No Tits tot the "tits or gtfo" rule.
>>B is dead
>>678362700
Starting with another guy after this.
>>678363557
YOU BETTER SEND NUDES THIS TIME
>>678363557
the fuck does that mean?
>>678359862
United States Marine Corp arsenal is a joke. It's all about the US Army arsenal idiot
>>678362652
he's on to you OP
>>678363557
Is conor cute?
>>678363557
link to new thread pls
>>678363557
>>678363557
Call him a nigger
>>678363557
Okay, ready when you are.
oi, ryan, send nudes you fucking homo
>>678363767
Captain Sweden
>>678363767
Your arm might be strong, but you're pick up lines are weak.
>>678363767
Batman.
>>678363767
oh i cn tell this is gon be gud.
batman. when he says "thats dc" you have to argue vehemently that he is wrong.
>>678363767
capitan sweden
>>678363767
Niggerman
>>678359562
fucking kek, re-roll
>>678363767
Iron Man because he makes me crazy fuck toys
Captain Shitty Plot device
>>678363947
roll
>>678363767
Armstrong rhymes with short dong. Coincidence? I think not.
>>678361286
The plural for penis is peni bitch
>>678363767
Niggerman, the moistest superhero.
show me your cock, maybe I'll show you my extended clitoris... bet you your cock is the smaller of the two
>>678363767
dick or gtfo
>>678359348
DUBS NIGGA
>>678363944
you read my mind anon
>>678363947
>>678363944
>>678363944
I really hope he gets upset
>>678363944
>>678363767
You look like a fucking faggot Ryan
>>678363767
I also like black panther because he's a bona fide violent nigger
tits pic
>>678364047
>>678364047
>>678364047
>>678364047
>>678364047
New thread, queers.
>>678364100
dubs of truth
Hook up and bite his dick off
I'm sorry I'm such a vapid cunt
>>678363981
I like your thinking.
My choice was >>678364030
Superman dies at the end of batman v superman after a bit of rough nigga loving from batman, he pops a kryptonite cap in his ass
>>678358729
>"actual female here"
>260+ replies
>no tits
>no timestamp
faggots... faggots everywhere
Cyclops, can melt steel with a single drop of seamen
>>678363767
Pedo Bear, becuz was 'Very risky 4 1960" U merica cuz me russia
New Thread??
You're one of the biggest fucking beta I've ever seen. Just send me a fucking dick pic and I will help you lose your virginity.
>>678364282
Fuck off. We don't care
>>678358729
Tits or gtfo?
You know the rules you stupid cunt whore.
What did u said about me u little bitch?
>>678359173
Lurk m0ar newfag.
>>678364282
So desperate.
Pathetic.
>>678364282
Let us have our fun, you... you... DOUBLE NIGGER!
>>678362084
Yes
nigger i luv u
I like Cyclops from X-Men, he can melt steel beams unlike jet fuel
i like pikachu
>>678364282
Finally, someone with some sense
>>678363767
How are you today? Did you really just ask me that? Such a typical thing to say seeing as your a white male who doesn't check his privilege when he speaks to the disadvantaged such as myself AKA Women AKA Man's V2.0 AKA better than you #Clinton4Prez #Feminism #Cutt4Zayn2016
>>678364381
>>678364483
>>678364544
>this is fun
kill yourselves
>>678364293
Re-Roll
>>678364982
If you don't like it, there's a nice little x in the top corner of the screen.