How does girl butt taste?
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How does girl butt taste?
shitty
Tasty
>>678355137
Like salami, but sometimes like shit.
>>678355137
like piss and poo
>>678355137
coconout
wife
>>678355137
Your mums butt tastes like spunk after I get done dumping a thick gooey cumload into it.
Depends how far you stick your tongue.
If she's clean you'll probably taste nothing but soap residue, that's until you stick you tongue far inside, then you'll taste the shitty smell.
If she's dirty well, you'll smell the dried shit then taste the salty ungodliness.
Her pussy will taste a bit metallic and smell like dried piss, but in a weird way since vaginas smell a lot more "meaty". The vagina will smell like pennies and dried old piss with a hint of unsweetened ham from a can.
like shit
>>678355137
>put your finger in your ass
>put it in your mouth
it'll taste the same but a little better thanks to pheromones
>>678355137
salty, most of the time...some sort of nutty sometimes also.
>>678355495
Easy there champ, put it back in your pants
>>678356330
ok.
>>678355647
That is pretty accurate, especially about the pussy. The meaty smell is part of what makes me wanna come back licking, and pussy juice makes it even better.
slight poo for first 5 seconds maybe, then just like skin coz youve got rid of all that lol. srs
Well, from my experiences, they have all tasted like an asshole with a hint of shit.
>How the fuck do you imagine it tasting?
>>678355647
>unsweetened ham from a can
>>678355137
it literally tastes like nothing - unless she's got hot fudge up her ass.
>unsweetened ham from a can.
Kek
>>678356582
ROFL
Fuck the fags that get no ass, theres nothing better than eating a nice bitch's sweaty asshole after a hot day.
>>678356755
No, sweat body wash and other things mixed together makes it smell and taste pretty fucking good, virgin
Exactly like a taco supreme, but without the taco and without the supreme.
>>678357406
Dont judge if you havent tried, seriously. Try it. Clean girl though.
Occasional drunk weekend sex. I licked her ass, she enjoyed it. Grabbed my
Had sex some days afterwards. No ass play, or licking. Okay, Had some sex another week (like 2 after the ass licking incident), drunk some wine. Fuck she enjoys it. Never had any asslicking or even the intention of assfucking (when the guy "withough having any thought" lowers his dick to almost one inch before the heavenly gates of her ass, just by accident, maybe touches the ass, she goes "ohh..." and moves her pelvis, so that you, as the guy, get the notion that seh obviously is not that much into ass play as you are).
WELL.
Last Saturday, we 're like wasted and in the mood. She does not take the pill since it takes like half a year to get a doctors appointment (apparently her appointment somewhen this june). Soaking wet, we were naked, I'm just about to grab a condom from the drawer, lower my dick in said position without expecting anything. Fuck what's happening that's your ass, you know that? Okay.. OKAY... seems like... wow fuck, I'm about to cum!
tl;dr: Girlfriend let me fuck her in the ass by accident and proceeds to hump me with her ass which let her to let me cum in her ass.
5 seconds later she's like "gotta get to the restrom" and I'm like "damn did I relly fucked her in the ass?" (Well obviously I did, even checked my dick while we were fucking) and my fucking autistic brain thought about any cool thing to say upton her return.
"yeah, how's your ass/asshole/shitter"
"yeah, how was that?"
"you liked that?"
"you liked that, you slut?"
"yeah, I'm fine, are you"
"yeah that one time i had some bacteria in my intestines and well, those were called campylobacter enteritis in latin and well, whenever I thought I had to shit it took me like half an hour for like nothing and, yeah that sucked. Well, anyway, shitting was so painful, well the mass was like independant from my need to shit."
>prt 2
what the fuck was wrong with me?
in the end we behaved like real adults: never talked about it ever again.
>>678355137
Not as good as female dog asshole, OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vm4cUcTBTU&nohtml5=False
For you OP.
It's just smellz...
tastes like heaven, i eat my girls' ass every time i eat her pussy, every so often id slip my tongue in her butthole sometimes she resists sometimes she doesn't
>>678356582
Kek
Just like boy butt.
>>678355208
>>678355278
Well, this thread didn't answer the question.
>unsweetened ham from a can
Lick a finished can of Spam and that's your ass lick in a can.
>>678355137
Like a bunch of caca
like big mac sauce
>>678355137
Like ass.
>mfw fuck buddy cleans her ass spotless
>mfw licking and eating it all day
I like it clean but sorta' sweaty too.
>mfw eating her moist soft warm ass just after she's worked out.
>>678359438
this nigga knows where it's at
It tastes like a 1919 bottle of cherry Indonesian Burberry wine wrapped in 5 layers of prosciutto with a hint of ginger, barely, and Cambodian oregano and aged in the mountains of a monk temple in Malaysia.
It tastes like how you'd imagine warm skin would taste like.
>unsweetened ham from a can
>>678359564
This.
This is the only right answer, as an assaholic I can confirm.
salty
it taste like fucking doodoo.... what the hell do you expect from a butthole OP?
Depends on how long ago was her last shit and what she ate.
>>678357034
Actually there is, taking off a bitches shoes and smelling her sweaty stinky socks, then licking her sweaty feet after a hot day is even better.
>>678355137
Like
>>678355137
as opposed to the mens butt you usually taste OP?
>>678355137
Its like chewing 5 gum
>>678356582
Zozzle
>>678363463
Especially if she swallows her gum.
